Finally, rule 35

@@woahimgamer6719 no...Rule E

Rule 36: If it doesn't exist, it exists

@Shamohhh *THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE*

next up: existence simulator.

The skills he developed through Powerwash Simulator trained him for that moment. 🤣

you haven't seen "the net"

I have a feeling that this is going to be an inside joke for mark's wash and spray techniques.

"Don't call anybody!"

Lol

@@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 he's a pro at it 😏💨💨💨💨

This whole game makes me believe Prison is just a fraternity for law enforcement. Darts BRO, Doritos BRO, Lifting Weights BRO, and BRO...look at those plebs in orange jumpsuits! AWWW BROOOO!!! 🤪🍻

love how they also muttered "i miss my family..." a few times while they beat up mark

Plot twist: The prisoner's family are dead and Mark wanted to send him to them.

His family were fire extinguishers, so Mark is spraying his family's blood on him, in this context.

"You feel nostalgia, don't you?"

yea don’t watch mark if you are actually interested in a game. he will not take it serious 😂

I mean, it's what irl cops do lol

@@spacegay6030 not really good are trained to aim for the center mass (chest)

@@spacegay6030 not really. Irl cops aim center mass

Rubber bullets are meant to be bounced off of another surface and ricochet into the target's center of mass, but he fires them right at the head. It's just like real life!

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

“I miss my family” *gets sprayed in the face*

Idk why but that part made me laugh so hard I cried

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@@26mic5 tell your mom to pack your bags

@@carebear2889 XD Nice i explained his comment in the more understandable language.

Yep

Lol

Just like actual cops.

@@smithsmith1956 Based

realistic

lol same

Nah man! It's fine, they're just Nerf bullets

Always aim for the neck for maximum abuse of power!

Well I mean it is a simulation game 🤔

...aaaand then proceeds to shoot them all in the face with them, often from very close distance.

You talkin to me?

@@jessiehogue. Actual police do what anyways-

It says riot gun in the inventory so i guess it is rubber bullet? Tho he aims for the head anyway so they would still die lol

@@SlicedBreaddd yeah people get deflated eye balls from that. Legally only supposed to be ricochet hits or from a distance.

Yes Lmao

When he did while Mark pepper sprayed like five people...I loved that lol

@@slackolantern 🤣 yesss

Why wouldn't mark beat him

Sounds like he did the job right to me 🖤

@@chlocifer2715 tazer

@@dominicspagnol8765 those things can hurt, I have a taser and tested it.

@@chlocifer2715 too innocent

Can't forget Felix ofc

I honestly don't remember the last time I burst out laughing for minutes like this, the combination of hours of that music ingrained in my brain from power washing then this xD Thank you Lixian, we love you

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

I haven’t watched much of the pressure washing series but picked up on the cleaning music from the gun cleaning section and when it started playing when he was pepper spraying, it really made me laugh

My sides hurt so bad laughing so hard.

@ItzSkittles 29:52

that was my favorite part.

just another work day

You talkin to me?

It’s little things like that that make me love Lixian’s editing.

29:49

Beat the disrespect out of the prisoners

if they're your guys, they're your guys

and r*pe

I’m more concerned about the r@pe crimes lmao

The coolest ppl kill

half of tumblr and also myself tbh

i was just thinking they lol when he said "Wait there's a discrepancy!"

You talkin to me?

Same

Oh hello yellow furry

Hello Mr. Wool

And I’m not complaining

Addiction simulator is next

Yea he'll probably end up playing simulator of simulator probably next

Ok

Alright

Right

Correct

LITERALLY LMAOOOO

I don't think he bothered to read the description of what these guys did. lol

Yikees

Such good ppl.

Dont forget powerwash simulator.

@@patrickshinaltar7751 I think that one (Power Wash Simulator) might be just a fever dream in the trilogy, or maybe some type of weird purgatory where you wait to go to heaven/hell (you make it what you make it homey) 🧼

You talkin to me?

if ever you die in the trilogy you get sent to power wash simulator

One of the prisoner got out and bought the gas station. That explains his shitty "Uncle".

Well, he was right. He wasn't good at it. But, he didn't get knocked out once during the riot.

He’s gridding all the simulators

lol

@Benjamin Milkman true

Indeed

@Holl ywood go away bot

hahaha maybe :)

Serious glitch in paperwork made you a prison guard instead of inmate. Hell, I'd roll with it.

Was that the Barbie dream house game I watched pewds play that

Why? Because both mark & ken don't have any junk down there?

Nah he would go against Jonny sins

Shaq and Barbie just standing there with their arms crossed like Dragon Ball antagonists.

BARBIE SIMULATOR!

I think they closed behind him automatically.... atleast, I hope so

Vincent Wirbicki I have played it, they dont

@@Kumergence uh oh

Lol

Item: is called a fire extinguisher This dude: EXTINTOR

@@bim8950 It extincts them, obviously

@@thedripcritic9379 you right

@BILLIE SAYS DUH your song is trash

Can’t spell Markiplier without ‘Simulator Games’

& that includes trashy one's. Lol! 😊😂

True

"I AM A MAN, WHO'S PLAYED _FIVE SIMULATORS!"_

thought they do that to cats

@@noblepuma6033 I'm a cat owner. Yes people use water spray bottles. But it isn't the only way. People who spray things at their animals are usually desperate or too lazy to work with the animals. There are so many other ways to manage 'bad' behavior that don't break down the trust between the animal and their people.

Lol

Oh you mean like chair flucking simulator

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

There's even a priest simulator, though it isn't out yet but I would love to see Mark play it once it does.

@Holl ywood ok

Stop talking to me...

@@jxte35asdf64 he was not, so why complain like he did?

True

LEAVE ME IN LUXURY

“Leave me in luxuryyyyyyyyyye”

As someone who isn't an American the idea of prisons being privately owned is like something out of a dystopian novel. It just seems like something that everyone would agree is a terrible idea

@@epicgamer-tc5gv Yeah its pretty terrible.

You didn't specifically mention the States so maybe you're referring to somewhere I don't know much about, but to say prisons are "generally" run by corporations is, at least in the U.S., heavily misleading at best and outright false at worst. Even at the height of private prison use in the States, the significant majority of prisoners have always been housed in government-controlled institutions. This isn't to say private prisons aren't an atrocity, but there's plenty of evidence for that without resorting to falsehoods.

wow! I didn't know that! Thanks for that fact :) @ADeitysRage How do you know how it works?

They are NOT generally run by corporations there are very few private prisons in the US. Most are are fully government run

The escapists I believe

A way out

Hard Time

A realistic prison simulator from the viewpoint of an inmate? I hope you enjoy boring repetitive conversation about what you could be doing for hours on end in a small room with no privacy and hard surfaces. The way jail/ prison is portrayed in media is far removed from the way it actually is. It's incredibly boring. And hateful.

Prison Architect Escape mode

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@@26mic5 ok

Push-up contest? 🤔

@@thek2despot426 he said pushups instead of barebell

Funny thing is, he kinda did that with Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night. Toy Freddy playing Five Nights at Mr. Hugs.

One of the prisoners name was Marmless Hurder if I'm not mistaken lol

He got all the aggression out with that murder. Now he's a lovely man.

It could have been a crime of passion, like when a husbands walks in on his wife cheating on his kind of deal

I work in a jail and we had an inmate that shot and killed his wife, and shot and wounded his two children. He was one of our nicest inmates. Kept to himself. Was always polite. Never asked for anything. Never complained.

Maybe he was drunk?

Lol he can't do that this month

No

No

yes

Fun Fact: this verified steals other people's comments that isn't fun at all...

Or he's an angell

"Why would you choose the helicopter if you didn't know how to fLY IT!!!!!!!" "Break out? Of this place?"

@@tearez13 why would anyone, wanna break out?

@@tnshunter9033 The outside world trembles in fear.

@@lacyharvey5594 Thinking they slip up they'll get locked up in here

@@Paan891 you're killing yourself, just to make ends meet

then tryed to kill mark

Probably a 3rd degree murder then, though I find it hard to believe since he attacked Mark after being sprayed

I believe they're trying to work something out currently, because when they played together earlier it was part of the Three Peens In A Pod podcast, and after they dropped it for Distractible which doesn't include gaming sessions, they committed to it and struggled to find time to game together because their schedules got tighter, especially when Mark was in Canada filming Edge Of Sleep, then working on Heist 2, and then went to Texas to film and direct In Space with Markiplier, so it was very hard for them to find any time for games. That's what I heard from Wade in one of his Twitch streams at least.

Wasn't it confirmed he was filming In Space with Markiplier or whatever?

@@SierraAAM ISWM IS "Heist 2" 😅 but yeah, that's pretty much the situation and I HOPE they will stream together again soon I miss it so much 😭😭 I want them to play Void Train ✨

@@judestarbabypup Thanks for the info! The naming got me confused given a project named "In Space with Markiplier" shouldn't normally be referred to as a sequel to another show with a completely different name. Also, *MARK AND THE BOYS ARE PLAYING VOID TRAIN TOGETHER RN!* The mighty 3 peens are reunited agains!

@@SierraAAM thank you!

Break out? Of this place? Why would anyone wanna break out? *piano starts * the outside world, recoils in fear, thinking if they mess up they'll end up in here~

@@tearez13 Hahaha, I couldn't read that without singing it in my head

I miss Yancy 😭😭😭