The last words you hear before death: “Excuse me, you’ll be fine. I’m NOT a professional, but I’m here to help.”

Markiplier: "Editor" Lixian: "You have Hi-ed your last "my name is Markiplier"" Edit: thanks for the likes

The Game : sooo,there's an accident and you have to.... Mark : this is a murder attempt

The most interesting part for me is the stories at the end of each scenario. The impact these accidents have on the victims is so sad and deep. All because of a mistake, or a misfortune sometimes. Please stay safe when you're on the roads.

“What if I’m just doing CPR on a dead guy?” I’m starting to think maybe mark doesn’t know how CPR works

[Markiplier analyzing a Car Accident scene] *"Hmm Yes, the floor here is made of attempted murder"*

I actually really appreciate this game. Despite it being generalized, it offers good information and helps educate you on a few good ways to really save someone's life.

Thank you, Mark, for playing this game. My husband rolled our car on the 7th, and because we watched you play this, he could hear you going through the steps of turning off the engine and such as he pulled himself out of the car. Yes, he is okay. There were no others involved. It's just nice to know that watching this kept him a bit safer.

Mark: *puts ear to dummy's mouth* Dummy: *breaths* Mark: "YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT"

Next video: Unboxing Mark: “hey guys so I bought some triangles”

Mark: “How did that truck get by?” “he’s the criminal “ *Turns out truck actually is the criminal *

Mark: "What kind of country uses 112?" All of Europe be like: Am i a joke to you

CPR Dummies: hey we are literally “dying” please make sure we are “breathing” and “alive” Mark’s Automatonophobia: *Hello there*

"Hello, welcome to Autozone, how may I help you today?" Mark: "Uhhm, I need triangles... lots and lots of triangles."

People on the phone: "Put the victims in your vehicle to keep the warm" Mark: "Where do I put him? I don't know where to put him!"

Man has broken neck* “Sir can you hear me?”

“Why is this dummy breathing ?” I get that a lot

"After a prolonged legal battle, they won enough money to pay for his orphaned child's college." Yup, that sounds about right. The cost of college is pretty much equal to the cost of someone's life

Mark: How do I know that I'm not doing cpr on a dead guy? Well, that's the point of cpr

Cars: Accidentially crash Mark: ...There has been a murder!

"Who's the 4th victim?" The 4th victim is you Mark.

After being recently CPR certified, this is surprisingly accurate

As an EMT I feel like I just spent 30 minutes at work.

Lixian be like: "The next 'accident' to investigate will be yours, Mark!"

If anyone sees this: Tips for finding unconscious person: Check if the person is still alive: -first speak, then touch (for example shoulder), then look if the person is still breathing when checking for breath, overstretch the neck by tilting the head back, place your ear near the mouth and nose, look towards the chest: chest movement and breath=alive, only one of the two check again or check for pulse. Breathing: -> Yes, put patient in recovery position, check vitals reguarly , call ambulance -> No, begin CPR, order someone to call ambulance: 1. lay the person flat on the back on the ground, avoid soft surfaces 2. Begin CPR by pushing on the chest where the heart is with force. Its not unsusual to break a or multible ribs. 30 pushes, at a speed of about 100 to 120 per minute (help: the beat of the song "staying alive" is perfect) Place the palm of your hand on the chest, place the other hand on top, push at least 2inches (~5cm) in 3. Take a good breath and blow the air into the persons mouth or nose (you can also use something like an oxygen mask, if you have one at hand, to reduce risk of infection), while again overstretching their head, clearing their airways that way, and shutting off the other point of exit (pinch close the nose when breathing through mouth, vise versa) (2x) then: repeat steps 2 and 3 until ambulance arrives, dont be afraid to ask someone if they can relieve you if you get tired out or feel dizzy Please like so that more people can save lives (!!!EDIT: please bear in mind that you shouldn't just move around the neck or body of a person that just was in an accident, if they're traumas or a broken spine you could kill or paralyze the person you are trying to help!!!)

I wish Mark would play more of this game. This is actually entertaining (as most of his videos are)

Mark: we’re investigating accidents Me: I would rather that you don’t investigate me

Mark: *calls Lixian “editor”* Lixian: *should’ve edited it to “Hi everybody, my name is KZfaqR and welcome to Accident.”*

Important Info: Smart phones know the emergency numbers of any country and automatically dial the right one if you put in any emergency number. So if you are in a foreign country and you dont know their emergency number you can just dial any emergency number you know and it will put you through to the right one!

30 chest compressions to the beat "staying alive", and 2 breathes.

I never thought I would dislike a simulator game for being "too real" .

Mark: calls Lixian his "editor" Lixian: *"Peace was never an option"*

*drives past what looks like a car wreck* Mark: “oh that’s a problem” *keeps driving*

As someone who got a certificate in first aid, watching Mark play a tutorial on how to perform cpr is both hilarious and infuriating

“What if I’m just doin CPR on a dead guy” Isn’t that the point mark?

"what? why was there a truck passing me if there are wooden logs here" **truck was the suspect** "OHH-"

Mark: Mark, Amy, Editor?! It's almost as if this game was made for him.

Fun fact: you shouldn’t unbuckle people in a car accident in case they have internal damage. The seatbelt could be holding all of their intestines together and you should also try not to move people cause that can also kill them :)

Game: Accident Tutorial begins Mark: Perfect crime

Imagine being in a car crash and you’re woken up by Markiplier going “Sir can you hear me? Sir! Can you hear me?”

Game: check for breathing Mark's fear of mannequins: *here's my cue!*

5:40 everything will go easier if you just admit it to me *checks for breathing* uh oh

It’s strange when Mark says “This is in the future” I see that the date on the paper is tomorrow 😐

“Inspect the wounds” *jams finger at wounds* “yep, that’s a wound🤔” 😂😂

Me: ok this people crashed and we have to save them. Mark: **inspects every single thing on the map to determine the tutorial was a planned murder**

Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Malta, the Netherlands, Portugal, Romania and Sweden have 112 as their emergency number.

“What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person?" You only carry out CPR on people who are not breathing and lack a pulse, i.e. by medical definition dead. If you don't feel a pulse or breathing, you start CPR, regardless of whether or not you think it's too late. You keep it up until either help arrives to relieve you or you tire out.

Mark: Just wants to have a good time. Game: How bout some Trauma instead?

game: *literally named **ACCIDENT*** mark when he sees an accident in this game: IT WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT!

*Mark just fills his trunk with triangles from now on

Mark: "no one would play this for fun" Me, an EMT: "This looks cool. I should play it for fun."

imagine if you were in a car accident and while you were stuck in the car all you can hear from the outside is: "gotta get my *triangles* "

The cars going by fast was so accurate. Even with emergency lights and directing traffic, most people don’t slow down or move over for us.

There are three types of encumbered trucks I will not stay behind. I will literally get off the highway to avoid it. Lumber, pipes, car carriers.

"Put the victim in your car." "WHERE DO I PUT HIM?!"

Mark: "We got Mark, Amy, Editor" Me: Don't forget Dummy

The opposite of Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) would be misophonia I believe. Misophonia is a strong reaction to specific sounds, examples: dripping water, chewing, snapping gum, or repetitive noises, such as pencil tapping or pen clinking.

mark: “omg! this is in the future” me: watching this on july 17 2021

I imagine Mark sticking his finger in the wound. "Yup, that’s a wound alright"

I love how he's adopted "skadoosh" so naturally

I know this is three years ago, but I'm in school for EMT, and CPR is technically performed on a "dead" person. The criteria to initiate CPR is unresponsive (they don't respond to taps, noise, or pain), apneic (they are not breathing [ei no breaths are heard and no chest rises are visible]), and pulseless (for an unresponsive adult, the carotid pulse [the one on the neck] is generally palpated [felt]. For a child, the brachial [the one in the elbow crease] is palpated. People may not realize it, but the very act of CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is quite literally keeping the patient's heart beating to keep the blood flowing. That's why it is important to compress at least 2 in. and to let the chest completely recoil, it is *literally* manual heart pumping. The accurate rate is 100-120 beats per minute for an adult, but slightly faster or slightly slower can be okay (Slightly slower/faster CPR is better than no CPR!) {Edit: If CPR is done properly, it will sound like you are breaking their ribs. This is necessary, so don't be alarmed!! I was taught that it isn't the actual ribs breaking, but rather the cartilage that holds the ribs to the sternum!} In the past, people have also done mouth to mouth as apart of CPR, but this isn't proven to help, as far as I know. So if you come across someone who seems to be unconscious, call for an ambulance (duh!) but don't be worried about rescue breaths. Compression-only CPR is good until the medics arrive!! Also, if an AED (automated external defibrillator) is nearby, get it/have someone get it! An AED will be able to detect a dysrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythm) and may be able to shock it back into a normal rhythm. An AED is extremely easy to use, and generally will have vocal instructions. Make sure not to touch the patient AT ALL when it's accessing or shocking, and don't be alarmed if the AED doesn't advise a shock. Only certain dysrhythmias are shockable, so if the AED says no shock advised, just continue with CPR. Some AEDs even have a rhythm for CPR when its not accessing/shocking!

There is nothing better than the way Mark says "tutorial."

Moral of the story: Don't ever call Lixian "editor" Because an "accident" might happen...

This game literally has “Editor” as Lixian, and then have Amy, and Mark as the other names. You can’t tell me this is a coincidence at this point. That’s just straight up cool and creepy at the same time.

"Gently shake the shoulder" *"Y O U A W A K E ? ? ?"*

Mark: Oh my god this is in the future Future: 2021 Now: 2021 almost 2022

Mark, Amy, and “Editor” Like seriously is this just a coincidence that their names are in this simulator??? 😅

I love how detailed this game is. I wouldn’t mind seeing more tbh.

everyone is probably just dying while mark is busy shaking their shoulder

18:55 Hello, you got games on your phone?

Wait... so, there's a "Mark", an "Amy," and an "Editor" _....so the 2 DUMMIES _*_must have been BOB AND WADE!_*

Lixian is not just an “editor”.

My grandfather always taught me that metal detecting in battle feilds is a no go, and that you always have to ask public places for permission first. And that when you are detecting, you must always fill your holes back in and take any trash you find with you.

imagine actually saving people from car crashes like this? like your just driving down the road and see the crash and you immediately help cause you care. like you've never seen these people in your life and your trying your best to make sure they stay alive. and if you save everyone imagine how that would be. you're a hero.

Mark: What if I'm doing CPR on a dead guy? They aren't dead until the medical examiner, doctor, or coroner pronounces them dead with cause and manner of death. Assume the person is alive unless they're confirmed otherwise; it not only could save the person but also helps keep you mentally in check if you're not defeatist when you arrive on the scene. There's a limited window of time you have to restart the heart's rhythm before the person suffers permanent brain damage and potentially death. You perform CPR until the person has steady breathing and/or steady pulse or EMS arrives and takes over. It would be nice if the game taught you how an AED is set up and how it works (it sends an electrical pulse to the heart to help regulate rhythm, though you'd have to establish a pulse first, an AED can't help someone with no heartbeat) but then again not everyone has one of those in the back of their vehicle and publically available AEDs are usually in more urban areas, not in countrysides as seen so far in this game.

I've been having terrible anxiety and really depressive episodes (?) I guess that's the best way to explain it- anyways- I've been in a fog the last few days, being able to sit down with one of Mark's videos to bring some sort of calm to the storm is a gift. Thank you so much Mark, you probably won't see this, but in any slim chance you do, I just want to say, Thank you. You are truly amazing. I wish you the best, you and Amy both. Much love!

If it's any comfort, the reason why the logs are CGI in Final Destination 2 is because they could not get the logs to bounce that high with practical effects.

Biggest thing I learned is that everyone needs to bring around way more emergency triangles.

no one: Lixian after being called editior: *"Heres what i call a pro gamer move"*

its always hilarious when mark says something dumb and i think "surely they wouldn't have done that" and then he tries it and it works

Mark: “ today we are looking for accidents” Me: *looks In the Mirror*

Hey, so can we talk about how the first victim was “scratched up” although it looked like he was literally shot?

I actually really like what this game teaches to be honest. To take precaution with vehicles, understand that they're not safe, and the consequences of any car accident has on everyone, not just the individuals within the accident itself. And all of it is taught in an intuitive way. Very well done. Edit: As mentioned in a reply, don't use this game or a random article on the internet as basis for first aid. Get it from a legitimate source (I.e. basic training courses are taught everywhere) if you really want to help someone.

Fun fact. When doing cpr on a infant you have you be careful as if you breath into its mouth/nose (it's one of those two) and you do it too hard it can pop their lungs.

As a highway worker who has to work in snow storms, people speeding by is scarily accurate even when they can’t see where they are going

I read ‘Car Accident’ in the title and was overwhelmed with panic before I finished the third word lol

Mark: “Hey editor it’s you!” Lixian: “Okay fellow KZfaqr”

i’m kind of shocked more people don’t know this but you can call emergency service even when there is no phone signal

5:02 - FYI that's checking for breathing in three ways at once: Look, listen and feel. Lean down and place the ear just above the mouth and look down the body for the chest rising, listen for the sound of respiration and feel their exhaled breath on your ear 👍

“What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person??” Me, a lifeguard: that is... kinda the point 😂 Edit: dang didn’t expect this much attention! I should clarify, I’m only joking! Ik he couldn’t check for a pulse in the game... although I do find it ironic that the lifeguards in the comments are the only one agreeing with me and not hating lol

“One of these people is gonna die and I’m gonna fail everything” Two dead in bottom left

As an RN, I can say that this game really offers some useful training for emergency situations. Would love to see more.

Oh my GOD the thing that bugged me most is that you're not supposed to move someone if they're injured unless the car's about to explode because they might have a broken neck and this game NEVER MENTIONS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

The strangest way to make a Markiplier fan game: Investigating car accidents.

Therapist: “Troll face Mark doesn’t exist. Troll face Mark can’t hurt you.” Troll face Mark: 0:50

"what if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy?" Mark...that's....that's the point

17:17 um im going on a roadtrip tomorrow

As someone who’s studying Forensics I love how Mark was trying to analyze that first scene XDDD

Mark: “Today we are accident investigators. How wouldn’t like that simulation.” Me: *remembers Mark’s broke nose*

17:41 "We're in oblast. We're in the future" For those wondering oblast means region but in Russian So the whole name is Leningrad Region (Russia)