I am an industrial robot #relatable

Oh hi Jake

5:55 *Incorrect* "We did it! Yay!"

flashbacks to linear algebra

More proof that no matter what, any VSAUCE headed project will eventually devolve into extremely well produced edutainment. 10/10

portrait of markov chains

Really like this deeper diving style of DONG

Didn’t know what Markov chains were, they sounded like a physical thing, so I was looking forward to a new Michael’s Toys episode.

I appreciate the use of NOFX

*B O T P R O W N I E S*

those markov chains look and function a lot like state machines in engineering, each state getting its own output with the ability to loop into itself

Linoleum

That neural net album is so cool.

6:25 We are communicating over way more than just 2 computers.

Expand dong

The Fraser write up on botnik is truly awesome haha, makes you reread the whole thing

Portrait of Markov = Doki Doki Literature Club.... Markov chains = Artificial Intelligence... *HMM*

The "How Human Are You" just triggered me. I spent a long time answering all the questions and it said some important information is missing and to press the back button. When I did that all of my answers were erased.

"Deliberately include mistakes in grammar and spelling." Well, that's a terrible way to imitate me.

It's not a DONG, it's a JONG!

Hexaflexagons and Markov chains

I'll be honest, I was disappointed when it wasn't another Michael's Toys

the portrait of markov .... ...

Someone should make a complex network out of those Markov chains and call them Markov brains.

2:47 - 9. 😏😏

Thank you for the interactive examples! Your video help me to understand markov chain model. Thank you!

That moment you realize you watched that 3 year old Vsauce video makes you feel old already.

keep doin what you do! love your work

Machine learning is either the single best thing to be known to humanity, or the complete opposite.

It's the same concept as the Mealy/Moore models used in computer science.

damn i got so happy at that NOFX clip

-92% human

Turns out im only 45% human and they told me to go back to the nearest Toyota factory ;-;

Portrait of Markov

Wow! An actual DONG on a DONG channel. How refreshing.

Markov Chains are also a way to depict probability matrices

Jake I didn't come here for an existential crisis, I came here for entertainment.

Hey guys, Vsauce here. I got the curiosity box and I love the book on quantum gravity. I was wondering if any of you guys can make a video about since I am, first, a visual learner, and 2, I was wondering why it's even relevant. Y'all are probably not even going to see this anyway but it was worth a shot

Goddammit, subreddit simulator post titles are the worst way to find out stephen hawking died

19 seconds... New record for how quickly I have to stop the video to go check out a dong

Badaboom badabing brilliant took my feed hostage

Just came from Vsauce's cannibalism video and *_THIS_* is the first line of the video?!

Markov Chainz should be a robot's rap name.

Computer: You seem to not be very human

3:03 when vocaloid & AI styled program have a weird computer baby

I love Botnik! I was waiting to hear about it

Good work Jake, this one was really interisting! :D

I got 68 percent on the human test. "Subhuman humaniod." Thanks alot, test.

Can you jump off the golden gate bridge with dish soap on your feet and survive?

The answer is,"In Chiang Mai, standing in the middle of the street at Nimmanhaeminda and Huaykow reading their damn phone while traffic alternately honks and whizzes by them."

“The chances of Q being followed by U is 100%” what about other words like Qatar

I love finding a DONG in the morning.

Before DONG: 🖐 After DONG: 🖖

Are ypu sure all of this are Markov chains?, some of them, like the music writing algorithm, sound more like a neural network

I've come to expect him to say .com after every sentence😂

Speaking of bitnik, have you seen the chapter of Harry Potter they made my inputting the entire Harry Potter series into it? It's hilarious!

More and more of Vsauce's videos are being taken over by Brilliant.

Study a course on Stochastic Processes and your mind will be blown!

if you had an infinitely precise stopwatch and you put the full value of pi or any other irrational number in it, would the time ever run out, since there are an endless number of decimals so theres always more time?

Nothing quite like a good long DONG

What happened to the app all knight video that was uploaded a couple of houres ago? Did anybody watch it?

Thumbnail looks like a tent

Hey cool! Markov chains are my job!

Hey we are learning about this at school!

Doesn't that also make the vape a little more runtime out of a mole hill, will you?

What's the name of the last vsauce soundtrack of this video? is it even Jake Chudnow?

bot prownies huh?

Brilliant is all consuming

It's like Nier we are actually robots

GREAT ... ANOTHER COOL VIDEO ....! I LIKE THAT ....!

So if shorts are called short why aren't pants called longs?

Could you add in the title of the video whether it's Jake or Michael hosting the video from now on?

how this guy performed CPR on a felled tree while in mittens!

I love vsauce in state or form.

Some answers on this test are hilarious. Some just weird.

Math Rock is pretty sick. Check out bands like CHON and Toe

That one time you get to comment on a DONG video in the first 10 mins.

I am afraid that these machine learning and black box will be the doom of humanity But it's SO COOL

According to that test I'm only 67% human at least I'm more human than jake

What is 8-bitryan doing in there

Thought the title said "monkey chains"

Jake your haircut is 👍

Marakov, huh?

Funny, i made a simple text generation algorithm using markov chains and javascript

creased shirt boyyyyy

32... apperently I am an industrial robot. The test clearly has an odd idea of what a right answer is.

Excellent channel and video.. like real information..

We exist because we are machines

More human than human.

I thaught that dadabots album cover looked like NOFXs Punk in Drublic! Turns out they were used as a source- def not black metal or mathrock though....

I missed you Jake!

why is vsauce not uploading videos

Isn't this vsauce 3?

I’m learning about these in my Linear Algebra/Differential Equations class right now

Markov...? .... Yuri??? Are you here?

Jake why is the audio on your videos hard to hear? WHY??????

I subed to see Michael, but boy was I played

2 Weeks too late for my exam god damnit!

What that human test told me was that I'm not American

Hey guys , I have been in business , and the other side of things to say . I'm sure that you can find out more information . If you are not the intended recipient of the best way