Matteo Lane - An Italian & A Colombian

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10 ай бұрын

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@janemarriott3389 10 ай бұрын

Sometimes, Matteo, you are just golden. Just golden.

@melizab2424 10 ай бұрын

Always! Golden 😊

@MrVidau 10 ай бұрын

LOL, everyone who reads this comment will only focus on the "sometimes" part 🤣🤣🤣

@mhdaslmz 10 ай бұрын

Not sometimes but EVERYTIMEE!!

@giuseppinalombardi4943 10 ай бұрын

Always golden!

@spennywise 10 ай бұрын

literally he’s the best

@oxiary 10 ай бұрын

JAW DROP"D WHEN MATTEO SAYS HE MARRIED MY LAWWD congrats gorlieeeee 🦋🦋

@Xiroi87 10 ай бұрын

He said that a few videos ago.

@kevinm-py1nt 10 ай бұрын

Where have you been? It was all the society pages! She didn't wear white and maid of honor Nick looked bored to death.

@johnnie543 10 ай бұрын

Hey God it's me again....

@AlexH4774 10 ай бұрын

Someone doesn't watch We Might Be Drunk...

@CarterC. 10 ай бұрын

Wait he’s married?!?!?!

@x.a.donnelly3283 10 ай бұрын

Even tho Matteo’s married now Nick Smith will forever be his trophy wife

@audreynelson3997 10 ай бұрын

That wasn’t a joke? Lol

@warrenfrankenberger4687 10 ай бұрын

Ok that was funny! And accurate 😂

@JeanBaptisteDesJardins 10 ай бұрын

He’s married??? To whom????

@Miss_Camel 10 ай бұрын

I always thought nick was his annoying little brother that he tolerated but loved, like you can make fun of them all day, but if anyone else says something, you’ll fuck them up. LOL

@anastasiabateman2739 10 ай бұрын

Aren’t they brothers 😅

@mairabertoldo 10 ай бұрын

I'm Brazilian, I work in a bank and I am in a running club 🤣🤣 this set was hilarious 😂

@viniciusa.pedreira290 10 ай бұрын

Did you also notice that Juan spoke Portuguese instead of Italian at 5:45? 😂

@mairabertoldo 10 ай бұрын

Sim! 😂😂

@CrysP13 10 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣🤣

@dafuq27783 9 ай бұрын

you're bored with your life as well?

@anaCalaudia 6 ай бұрын

@@viniciusa.pedreira290acho q o q vc apontou é ele tava falando espanhol! “Tu quieres aprender italiano”.

@Xiroi87 10 ай бұрын

She's so typically Northern Italian, which Matteo is not, that I started to wonder if he wasn't getting it. At the end it was clear he made it on purpose.

@Sethger 10 ай бұрын

Mind to explain? Im not getting it :D

@Gc-we8sy 10 ай бұрын

Matteo Is not italian lol

@jonathancadle1261 10 ай бұрын

He’s Italian and Mexican, he’s mentioned it in multiple clips.

@DougWinfield 10 ай бұрын

@@jonathancadle1261 Italian/ Mexican mother & Irish father

@sissibug 10 ай бұрын

@@Sethgerthe culture between Northern and Southern Italy is very different, that's why

@emmafierberg415 10 ай бұрын

Columbia is the University and the winter sportswear company! Colombia is the country 😘✌️🌞❤️

@ropasidi5154 10 ай бұрын

Yes please explain to the italian!!

@araquejo 10 ай бұрын

Gracias

@kc6609 10 ай бұрын

yup. noticed that too on the title..... "colOmbian"

@lilianburgoa9458 10 ай бұрын

Please spell CO LOM BIA well!!

@cancion_tristona 10 ай бұрын

Gracias. ❤

@presentlycrescent 10 ай бұрын

“I neurotic gay guy who looks a little like Liza Minnelli” Y’all I lost it

@AY-ze1fp 10 ай бұрын

"So I'm just going to Amsterdammm soooo erhm ciaoooooooo" is the perfect 'fresa' North Italian imitation 👌😌

@ghomerhust 10 ай бұрын

matteo is very very very quickly becoming my favorite all time comedian. i usually am weeping with laughter by the time i get done with ANY video of his. the work-out video with nick was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

@999samus7 10 ай бұрын

5:54, the dude tried to speak italian and ended up speaking portuguese, you gotta love languages xDDD

@victoriancuddler 10 ай бұрын

the weird cousin of the latin languages: Portuguese although not the most feral, that's Romanian

@AlexH4774 10 ай бұрын

I heard "eu" at some point, idk if the rest of what he said then was Italian?

@999samus7 10 ай бұрын

@@victoriancuddler as someone who despises french as a language and speak Spanish and Portuguese... ok nvm, if we talk about Portuguese from Portugal, yeah... pretty weird but... french man

@999samus7 10 ай бұрын

@@AlexH4774 i might seem all judgy but I was him at a time, and I don't know, not everyone is a language nerd, I'd be the type of guy who'd learn Italian to curse using a long sentence and make nonna proud, anyway, to me it sounded like he used a bunch of cognates and threw an eu in there.

@tebankai 10 ай бұрын

@@999samus7I've always thought that it's pretty weird french is a latin language, considering how different it is from it's cousins, I speak Spanish, and I can understand mostly Italian and Portuguese from the similarities, but french... It's a completely different thing 🤔

@davidemelotto9135 10 ай бұрын

"You're in a running club and work at a bank. What kind of italian are you?" A Milanese.

@emmah3795 10 ай бұрын

The “get your shit together” with the headbanging was giving Jack MacFarland as helll

@oxiary 10 ай бұрын

jaw dropp"d everytime matteo lays the f-word like ordering a number 3 @ an arbys on a Tuesday unexpected but so casual cryinggg

@blw957 10 ай бұрын

Again, some of the best crowd work I've ever seen! Being multilingual allows you to roast from a multicultural perspective that is so entertaining without ever being offensive. That sh*t is so funny!

@Chowder0440 10 ай бұрын

We need a series of Matteo teaching Italian quips and phrases

@JewishJeff839 8 ай бұрын

Why?

@cuculain78 8 ай бұрын

@@JewishJeff839So we can all learn to talk shit in another language. The question is why not

@nightmare-fuel 10 ай бұрын

when he said the f-slur, I laughed so loud everyone in the student lounge shot me evils

@MD-hy9jv 10 ай бұрын

Worth it tee hee

@alllliya 10 ай бұрын

I just adore the interaction with audience❤ I wish he had his own talk show or something like that

@maxrbmc 10 ай бұрын

What a way to just casually drop to the world that you got married

@demacto13 10 ай бұрын

Matteo is a wizard of multilingual relationships, he should be the ambassador of relations to italian and Spanish speaking nations, he would bring peace and laughter to them all 👏🏻

@cal9112 10 ай бұрын

Italian speaking nations? Like only Italy maybe?

@Nahamnimii 10 ай бұрын

He’s all of that and he can’t spell Colombia 🙄

@JewishJeff839 8 ай бұрын

@@Nahamnimii Do typos normally turn you into a Karen with no balls? How much are you PAID to find typos and freak out like a girl?? Join a running club to meet someone or get run over by someone...

@Smoof29 10 ай бұрын

I'm so happy for Matteo he's been killing it forever and the recognition is finally catching on thank glob and he's just absolutely glowing it makes my dumb lil gay heart sing

@pdropm3352 10 ай бұрын

It's COLOMBIAN omg... The most "gringo" thing ever haha

@jaxattax7357 10 ай бұрын

was wondering who was gonna catch it 😂

@SP-ow9jl 10 ай бұрын

I know, every Colombian here is annoyed!😅

@pjchacon 10 ай бұрын

Ecuadorian here, but I'm annoyed on your behalf. @@SP-ow9jl

@Nahamnimii 10 ай бұрын

@@SP-ow9jl it’s particularly annoying because he’s Mexican. And clearly prides himself on knowing how to speak Italian and Spanish and even French. This is truly disappointing from him.

@YFL.111 10 ай бұрын

Didn't he say " colombian" ? Ha dicho exactamente eso no?

@EggplantParm420 10 ай бұрын

A running club 🤣🤣

@yvettebennett6170 10 ай бұрын

You're in a running club and you work at a bank. Lol. 😂

@germanhenaor 10 ай бұрын

Official petition for whoever uploads Mateo’s video to learn how to spell Colombia

@Juliasoph 10 ай бұрын

as a colombian i’m offended by the misspelling

@abel_ardo 10 ай бұрын

I know, right! It's so annoying, it show's their lack of education in geography

@miguelramirez6352 10 ай бұрын

Take no offense at all! In English phonetics "Columbia" is correct (when speaking in English), In Spanish phonetics "Colombia" is correct (When speaking in Spanish), There's no reason to take offense at all! Just understand the phonetic sounds of both languages!

@juanacosta4328 5 ай бұрын

@@miguelramirez6352I’m guessing you’re not Colombian? 😆

@manager-nim2623 4 ай бұрын

Honestly I can’t hear the difference but English is my second language so that could be it

@gabispn13 10 ай бұрын

Love when you speak Italian and Spanish. I can understand both and you speak both languages perfectly.

@bdp8102 10 ай бұрын

he really doesn't 😅 but it's cute

@bdp8102 10 ай бұрын

@@giusdbg no, he actually has a decent accent but very bad grammar, like... "person who's only been in the country once ten years ago and learned a few words to get by" bad. Nothing wrong with that, but it's a little strange when he says he *speaks Italian*

@bdp8102 10 ай бұрын

@@giusdbg that's an insane thing to assume on the basis of absolutely nothing 😅

@icecold1780 10 ай бұрын

It’s Colombia 🤦🏼‍♂️

@araquejo 10 ай бұрын

It's COL O MBIA !!!!

@dantopster 10 ай бұрын

COLOOOOOOOMBIA

@luisaesteban8102 10 ай бұрын

Oh dear Matteo, is colOmbia not columbia , still love you

@lacefacethegreat 10 ай бұрын

As soon as the guitar started I was eagerly awaiting Puss n Boots 😂

@user-fg6on1gb4w 10 ай бұрын

This is PURE GOLD as always!

@michiferrucci 10 ай бұрын

Matteo, non vedo l’ora di venire a vedere il tuo show a Londra il mese prossimo! Bought a flight ticket just to see you performing in London, can’t wait! Sei un grande!

@danmoore4097 10 ай бұрын

i’m sure you’ll love him! he was delightful in melbourne

@moroto250 9 ай бұрын

It’s even funnier when you know a couple Italian-Colombian and the poor Italian was trying to learn Spanish with him… 😂😂😂 so much fun!

@enzomthethwa5861 10 ай бұрын

OMG I am so happy to hear that Matteo got MARRIED!!!!!

@giadf9747 10 ай бұрын

That part Matteo speaks 🇪🇸 with an thick 🇮🇹 accent is too relatable 😂 Neither these two language are my mother tongue and I speak 🇮🇹 better than my 🇪🇸 so I sound like Mario too 😁

@lixak6307 10 ай бұрын

I speak Italian and Spanish with the thickest French accent and it’s only because French was my first foreign language. I had a line cook tell me I speak Mexican-Spanish like a drunk Canadian

@marty8895 10 ай бұрын

He has a very strong American accent when he speaks Italian so I don’t know how you can hear an italian accent when he speak Spanish😂

@meghasinghaniahmu 10 ай бұрын

What is your mother tongue?? And btw it's "a" not "an" And neither "of" these And "languages"

@meghasinghaniahmu 10 ай бұрын

@@marty8895 NO HE DOESN'T!!

@JewishJeff839 8 ай бұрын

@@meghasinghaniahmu Karen with no life?

@kellibrooks9032 10 ай бұрын

No one does crowd work like Matteo

@sonquatsch8585 10 ай бұрын

i'm only a minute in and matteo is god level killing it....he's always good but this is freakishly good.

@sebastiancastillocadavid3483 10 ай бұрын

Columbia threw me off! Honey it’s Colombia 🇨🇴

@DKF_oli 10 ай бұрын

You’ve got to fix the spelling of Colombian!!!!!! Screaming, crying, begging! Please 😂

@shanedittmar2524 10 ай бұрын

Congrats to you both and i wish you many years of happiness!!!

@Ddal0ceano 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations on your wedding Matteo! In bocca al' lupo!

@santiagoa7168 10 ай бұрын

COLOMBIAN!

@lunaalyeska9744 10 ай бұрын

So when are we gonna get the KZfaq video of the rest of the show? 👀

@BB-nu3vd 10 ай бұрын

You make me cry laughing. It’s badly needed, so Thanks!

@rebasmom4575 9 ай бұрын

You are so great at crowd work Matteo! I could watch you all day.

@aintnolittlegirl9322 10 ай бұрын

Congrats on your wedding, Matteo! I'm so happy for you.

@Purple2749 10 ай бұрын

Matteo… It’s spelled ColOmbia (2 O’s) 💛💙❤️ 🇨🇴-a Colombian

@tjwash5118 10 ай бұрын

Runners aren’t hot? The running clubs I was in had hot, sweaty hairy chested, very fit men. At the end of a 15 mile run they were both hot, and hot.

@williamswinson5272 10 ай бұрын

Columbia is the spelling for the university or the old production company. Colombia is the spelling for the country. I happen to actually be mixed Italian and Colombian. I look super Jewish or Middle Eastern ❤

@melodep275 6 ай бұрын

I’m also Italian and Colombian and I get asked if I’m Portuguese. Which basically yea.

@biancasp2023 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations on the wonderful news! To many beautiful years to you both! 👑👑❤️‍🔥🔥🍾🥂 My family is Colombian and Italian as well! It’s incredible and insane! 🤣😂😭🇨🇴 🇮🇹

@camilorojas2730 10 ай бұрын

COLOMBIAN WITH AN O 🥴🥴🥴🥴

@isabelballester 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations Matteo! And amazing work as always

@vanai2359 10 ай бұрын

Woohoo new content, hope you keep it coming 🎉 great crowdwork, as usual 😊

@cinnamonroll96 10 ай бұрын

congrats matteo!! also this set was so funny, and to see the couple as well. they were so cute, and their meeting is goals! to meet bc of a hobby, goals!

@myohotim 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations on your nuptials, Matteo. Love you!

@storm2k 10 ай бұрын

colombian with an O. not a U. yes, it matters.

@MisterMe1988 7 ай бұрын

"We're at brunch!" BISH!!! bahahahahahaha i LOVE when you just talk to the audience...you're HILARIOUS

@juanyepesp35 10 ай бұрын

it’s colombian 😭

@GIRX10 10 ай бұрын

My husband is Sicilian and Colombian 😂

@RyanDCH 10 ай бұрын

Eff yeah buddy! Congrats on getting married!

@suzanneakerley1354 10 ай бұрын

Congrats and best wishes!! So happy for you!

@Spartanfred104 10 ай бұрын

Been waiting for some more laughs, thanks Matteo

@valeriamontero2693 10 ай бұрын

Matteo, I say this with a lot of love and kindness, but ITS COLOMBIA NOT COLUMBIA

@trishhennessy673 10 ай бұрын

Love this

@monica93304 10 ай бұрын

Improv. Fantastic fucking improv. Matteo. You killed it.

@EphraimIgnacio 10 ай бұрын

*Colombian

@msbee5183 3 күн бұрын

Youre OUTSTANDING in every way❤🎉

@felicidade1899 10 ай бұрын

Love this dude! 😂😂😂

@PamelaOrtiz1967 10 ай бұрын

So brilliant 😂 Congratulations to you and your husband 💙

@nuriacambramanzano1877 10 ай бұрын

Eres muuuuuuy bueno. Me rio mucho con tus vídeos.

@nicolasduarte9412 10 ай бұрын

OMG ColOmbia not Columbia 😂. Thank goodness you are cute and hilarious :)

@ropasidi5154 10 ай бұрын

Not acceptable

@cinnamonbeardstud 10 ай бұрын

Bro not to be queerfeminist but you spelled Colombian with a u. Those queens will cut you 😅

@fallingawayfromthenorm 10 ай бұрын

As a Colombian I immediately groaned in pain at the “u” 🤣

@imranzaidi1486 10 ай бұрын

My heart aches when I see the 'U' .. 😂

@akistoiletpaper 10 ай бұрын

queerfeminist you'll never be forgotten 😭

@plenilunium 10 ай бұрын

Does anybody have any leftover egg whites?

@alejandrodiosa1 10 ай бұрын

I was so triggered that I commented before scrolling all the way down to see if someone else already said it. Should have known. It's universally our biggest pet peeve.

@cityboikev 9 ай бұрын

I have never laughed so much at a comedian other than Matteo Lane.

@w_double.u 10 ай бұрын

You are LEGENDARY.

@rosech0senOne 10 ай бұрын

Mateo! You are so hilarious!!!!

@cloverhighfive 10 ай бұрын

That was so much fun! Encore! :)

@alycewonderland5824 8 ай бұрын

Matteo and spouse!! Congratulations and best wishes to you both!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@alpacalad7492 10 ай бұрын

I love that this whole thing is just Matteo showing off

@BricBarker 10 ай бұрын

Your crowd work is on point, sir!

@adventurecreations3214 10 ай бұрын

Genius. Always funny.

@lawrenceakini9507 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations!🍾. Thanks for this KZfaq. Cheers.

@elisabethmhawkins9025 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations Matteo 🎉🎉❤❤

@brad.myrick4633 10 ай бұрын

oh no, its not a town in North Carolina, COLOMBIA Matteo, an Italian & a Colombian.

@Espresso_Yourself_ 10 ай бұрын

Same as Columbia is not a town in North Carolina.

@brad.myrick4633 10 ай бұрын

@Espresso_Yourself_ You could literally google this and realize you're wrong.

@CruzR1111 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations Matteo. So happy for you ❤

@ashmcgregor9150 10 ай бұрын

Matteo: You 're in a running club and you work in a bank?... What kind of Italian are you? Me: She's from MILAN 😆

@AMG92. 7 ай бұрын

the arm and leg cross at "it's complicated" lool

@YaKo86 10 ай бұрын

Love your comedy, but you had a tiny/big mistake in the tittle, Columbia is for people from British Columbia, Colombian with “o” is for people from Colombia the country like Juan.

@hustler212 10 ай бұрын

You just blink for once and this guy's married? What?? How did I miss that chapter?

@VampyHannah 10 ай бұрын

Colombia** otherwise, love you❤

@jeaniehorton5964 10 ай бұрын

Love Matteo!!❤

@lawrencef4356 10 ай бұрын

Congratulations on getting married so happy for you ❤️❤️

@mlaugh09 10 ай бұрын

He is so good!!!

@jbart5260 10 ай бұрын

You are just THE best

@cindilouwho8681 10 ай бұрын

Oh, all of this 😂😂😂 Congrats on the wedding!

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 10 ай бұрын

My reaction when I was trying to enjoy nature on acid with a friend and some couple moseyed over to take photos and they shouted to us “we’re engaged!” Was “we’re not!” It reminded me of the SATC episode where Samantha has an “I’m not having a baby” party.