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@MrPatpuc9 жыл бұрын
What about Alcatraz? There's fucking zombies there...
@astronart86229 жыл бұрын
No there isn't
@totallynotdaksh20479 жыл бұрын
Its closed and the island is no more... But expect it is in gtasa beta >:D
@astronart86229 жыл бұрын
daksh raj I would want to nuke that place since I know that place is haunted
@xTwiiztsx9 жыл бұрын
Mob of the dead, duh......
@totallynotdaksh20479 жыл бұрын
O u fancy huh?
@kattenelvis17789 жыл бұрын
Swedish prisons: You get a nice room, as good healthcare as anyone else free food and sometimes your own kitchen, TV's and game consoles and alot of rehabilitation, these are GOOD prisons, as they dont destroy the people but rehabilitate so they dont commit crime again, but a bad part is that homeless people might want to go in prison because its better there
@carlacolumna20469 жыл бұрын
Jeah but they also have barely any homeless people, because hey! Working social system!
@NoddiToddi9 жыл бұрын
Go sweden älskar Sverige
@magmak87169 жыл бұрын
Lol. That's basically the stupidest thing you can do. A homeless man is like "OOH THAT PRISON IS BETTER THEN THE STREETS LETS MURDER SOMEONE AND GET A NICE HOME"
@meespost28219 жыл бұрын
Magma Gaming no it doesn't work like that you morron
@PorkGFXMinecraftandMore9 жыл бұрын
Magma Gaming ;)
@wernerboden2395 жыл бұрын
My dad was in one of those prisons, where his neighbour comitted suicide after 3 months. He was allowed daylight for half an hour a day and he was not able to stand straight. He survived for 11 months on reading books through a crack in the window and he stated, it made him a better man. I still wonder if it did.
@user-xm3jx8ql3t4 жыл бұрын
U wonder buttsex
@GgZoo-iK3to4 жыл бұрын
I bet actually. Like the song "One" Metillica
@BaseGraffa4 жыл бұрын
@@GgZoo-iK3to the song is about a book johny got his gun
@nerdseyeview29364 жыл бұрын
Chances for that are 50/50...so it’s definitely possible but only his deeds will show his true colors/change! I pray for his deliverance from “that life” I have people that I care for in that situation, just be there for em(letters n what not) it means the world to them! Hope your father is doing well.
@stupidkilljoy35164 жыл бұрын
Is your dad doing well?
@emseethree5 жыл бұрын
I don't like how good he did that Big Bubba voice. He practiced too much.
@kaos_likes_art97354 жыл бұрын
His voice was... Scary..○_○
@benyeiser28389 жыл бұрын
I don't know what to say here so here is a waffle recipe...... INGREDIENTS 2 eggs 2 cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose or whole wheat flour 1 tablespoon sugar 4 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 3/4 cups milk 1/2 cup vegetable oil or melted butter Fresh berries, if desired PROCEDURE 1Heat waffle iron. (Waffle irons without a nonstick coating may need to be brushed with vegetable oil or sprayed with cooking spray before batter for each waffle is added.) 2In large bowl, beat eggs with wire whisk until fluffy. Beat in remaining ingredients except berries just until smooth. 3Pour slightly less than 3/4 cup batter onto center of hot waffle iron. (Check manufacturer’s directions for recommended amount of batter.) Close lid of waffle iron. 4Bake about 5 minutes or until steaming stops. Carefully remove waffle. Serve immediately. Top with fresh berries. Repeat with remaining batter.
@Clockspire9 жыл бұрын
You know what? I like this comment.
@benyeiser28389 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic
@Kesk029 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the waffle advice. There must be more food commenters like you. Thank you. :,-)
@ikhaledmh9 жыл бұрын
i really was thinking about waffle , thanks dude :)
@jasonlast70919 жыл бұрын
Ben Yeiser Eugene Staroselsky Is this the new world order?
@rajieroo94767 жыл бұрын
*Gets aressted* "Where are you taking me!?" "To Bang Kwang"
@splayzz21667 жыл бұрын
Rajie Roo hahaha! Lol that cracked me up.
@agent4758167 жыл бұрын
*Kwang
@rajieroo94767 жыл бұрын
agent475816 thx
@imihussain98637 жыл бұрын
Rajie Roo
@023mzlovely7 жыл бұрын
Rajie Roo did not think of that
@guadalupemendoza9057 жыл бұрын
The big bubba voice makes me laugh
@marybartels19776 жыл бұрын
"Big Bubba gon take care of u good bb" -Matthew Santaro, 2018
@esharp37225 жыл бұрын
Me Too
@mrnonsense10315 жыл бұрын
he sounds like an evil John Coffey. 😂😂
@lizmowrey98665 жыл бұрын
Same
@senaahasan51825 жыл бұрын
When I saw this comment , It literally said this Also Same 😂
@jasmineduran67315 жыл бұрын
11. R. Kelly’s love dungeon.
@ThatGuySarabia4 жыл бұрын
True
@odii_003 жыл бұрын
I’m dying
@omegawolf61243 жыл бұрын
Pfft
@1nzagh13 жыл бұрын
Lol i made it 69 likes
@EllieApperley9 жыл бұрын
Just read more about Camp 22 and I'm shocked. And the prisoners there aren't even criminals, the Wikipedia page says "Prisoners are mostly people who criticized the government, people deemed politically unreliable (such as South Korean prisoners of war, Christians, returnees from Japan) or purged senior party members." Those poor people who have to live their entire lives in that place. That isn't even life.
@mrplayalisticvision9 жыл бұрын
What did you think everything said about North Korea was just "propaganda" by western nations? You'd be surprised how many places in the world exist that are like this or worse, and also the way many governments treat their people who oppose the government or have a different view of things. As for North Korea if you ever get a chance watch "Vice Guide to Travel North Korea". It's on KZfaq......that place is something else!!!!! One more thing it was made while Kim Jong Ill (The father) was still alive.
@minchang999 жыл бұрын
Sounds extremely familiar right?
@EllieApperley9 жыл бұрын
Mr. J just watched some of that documentary and North Korea is crazy! It's like a ghost town but with so much control and rules. Hard to believe it actually exists in this day and age.
@mrplayalisticvision9 жыл бұрын
Ellie Apperley the only place in that country that has power is Pyongyang and military sites, the rest of the country pretty much has to fend for itself...... Malnourishment is rampant, labor camps (political prison camps) are rampant, it's a mess.
@EllieApperley9 жыл бұрын
Mr. J it's awful :( sad thing is that if anyone tried to do something about it and make it a better place, they would have all sorts of nuclear weapons pointed at them for "interfering" I'm sure.
@DFox-kv9pi9 жыл бұрын
You know what the best troll is? They call them "correctional facilities", and yet no one gets better.
@zedjadark949 жыл бұрын
DaveCreator Yup the abuse of inmates just makes you as bad as the inmates, some of the stuff listed in this video would get you in jail if you weren't a warden doing it to criminals...
@antisocialone9 жыл бұрын
Some get better
@pikelsunhopper9 жыл бұрын
You give an inch with criminals you give a mile. The worse prisons are the hug a thug prisons. Follow the law, polices and procedure and they get nothing else. That is rehabilitation
@TimedRevolver9 жыл бұрын
pikelsunhopper I kind of agree, but the problem is not everyone in prison is guilty. Police incompetence, corruption, and a myriad of other factors can send an innocent person to prison. Also, they put people locked up for minor things in prison with murderers and rapists. Where do you think they learn to become more dangerous criminals?
@vladys52389 жыл бұрын
If u put a bad person togheter with maybe worse persons would it make him better?
@lordofthecries81593 жыл бұрын
I miss his old videos man, theyre far more entertaining than his new stuff. Just being able to listen to his humor is so so fun
@unica75754 жыл бұрын
When he said “drop a deuce” my log hit the water with the power of the Fat Man
@boobymonster41644 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@DaffanaStudios9 жыл бұрын
Your forgot school. Happens every time.
@vmannen169 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lonleybeer9 жыл бұрын
Yeah i go insane, this is not how chikdern should be trentend land of the free my ass
@miho51829 жыл бұрын
True Story XD
@elfpi55-bigB0O859 жыл бұрын
shareeb hashmi You are the finest example of why America needs schools. "Trentend"?
@kongoubongo29709 жыл бұрын
Infu-p Actually, I think he's a fine example of why american schools are so utterly inefficient
@colemantrebor10947 жыл бұрын
In the UK, if you're homeless or starving to death, you should get yourself thrown in jail. Prisoners in the UK are treated almost as well as 'normal' life. They're pretty decent.
@cherryktikat7 жыл бұрын
Mace Windu yea just...go kill a guy or something
@TheGamingDukes7 жыл бұрын
*cough* Denmark *cough* Our prisons equal to a 3-star hotel.. They get better care than our elderly citizens. Also-- Unless you are a mass murderer. The odds of you getting more than 8 years for murder and next to none.
@vegeta95017 жыл бұрын
Bailey denmarks are better tho
@savagevlogz6647 жыл бұрын
Bailey yeah I know
@aidancoughlin67377 жыл бұрын
TheLegend27 in Norway there is a prison with a tv, 3 meals a day, and comfortable beds
@Daniel5094767 жыл бұрын
The end with the NK jokes was funny as hell! I quite literally nearly passed out 🤣
@acE-kc1ee7 жыл бұрын
Officer: Sir you're going to bangkwang! Me: oh god.... wait who's kwang?
@cowboy4jesus3N13 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Too funny
@ObesetoBeast9 жыл бұрын
It really is sad how we treat them as if they are not real people
@XRoyalStampedeX9 жыл бұрын
Prisoners deserve all this, why, because of the horrible crimes they have committed.
@magnussvensson45279 жыл бұрын
Wait until someone you love gets brutally murdered.
@BlackHaloMan8699 жыл бұрын
ix barr ettmanxi Some may not have even committed a crime though.
@therapeface41539 жыл бұрын
ix barr ettmanxi I unferstand a terrorist act etc. but a robbery act?
@zack99120009 жыл бұрын
Prisoners in the US are taken care of better than the average person, they are coddled and protected from being hurt, raped or get punished from other prisoners. Everyone should live in general pop, no AC, no tv. outside in tents
@jms_029 жыл бұрын
what a bright and cheery video! don't ya think?😑
@meganramos79079 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@cdavis349429 жыл бұрын
Don't watch this at 1:30 a.m
@chescaalloso76449 жыл бұрын
Totally! 😏
@TheDebbie5159 жыл бұрын
No it's not the prisons ar bitches
@mikuhatsune9159 жыл бұрын
ellemay32 Yeah ...its a bright and cherry video plus that cheerfull music that was on In the back round ....
@fjakkari6 жыл бұрын
Note to everyone: never break the law Ever
@Rob-ng9fo5 жыл бұрын
No, don’t get caught.
@djjazzyd74975 жыл бұрын
I got the note. 👍
@trentswanson84704 жыл бұрын
If you don’t get caught it’s not a crime I have robed a liquor store a couple times
@Abhishek-cy1bb4 жыл бұрын
What if the law break you ?
@GgZoo-iK3to4 жыл бұрын
Or just don't become a habitual
@jarrettowens22585 жыл бұрын
9:27-9:31 Sadly, that's all true.
@user-me1mr1im6c9 жыл бұрын
I'm Korean. But don't worry. I'm South Korean
@xxultrarebelxxxd46619 жыл бұрын
I was worried
@chorong1e3279 жыл бұрын
Same.
@persephonedaubigny37929 жыл бұрын
Who wasn't.... The again I have a friend jimmy from South Korea.
@mwillblade9 жыл бұрын
Have you ever eaten steamed dog from one of those back alley restaurants ?
@user-me1mr1im6c9 жыл бұрын
mwillblade Nope. But I sure want to
@DawoudKringle7 жыл бұрын
For 19 years, I worked as a volunteer religious provider for the New York City Department of Correction. I visited Rikers Island many times. It's pretty bad. I've seen some things you wouldn't believe.
@AngelFlores-rf6xi7 жыл бұрын
Dawoud Kringle like what? I'm curious.
@partypiganimation14507 жыл бұрын
Frane Vidović lmfao! I'm dead😂💀👻
@brandeslewis12446 жыл бұрын
Educate me what did you see
@deannielsen25 жыл бұрын
Nothing shocks me nowadays... I would believe any crazy story, simply because it's possible...
@scottishtrainer78235 жыл бұрын
Buttsex?
@johnbewley31193 жыл бұрын
Matt: "Over the years, several inmates have tried to rebel against the inhumane conditions here, including suicide, setting themselves on fire, and..." Ad: "PIZZA HUT!"
@anotherrandomguy8871 Жыл бұрын
When you try to out pizza the hut, they will send you to one of these prisons on the list. The selected prison that they send you to may depend on how merciful they for your actions.
@kingstonfalls215 жыл бұрын
I can't even begin to explain how much I love this freakin channel. Matt.....you da man!
@XxDainBramagedxX8 жыл бұрын
1st rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club.
@uqious23198 жыл бұрын
+XxDainBramagedxX 2nd Rule of fight club: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
@uqious23198 жыл бұрын
You're outta fight club... wait, dammit!
@XxDainBramagedxX8 жыл бұрын
WE NEED TO GET OURSELVES TOGETHER PEOPLE!
@JC-nh7sk8 жыл бұрын
Overrated
@kremlinhighlander41478 жыл бұрын
I just recently went to fight club, i missed the beginning where they tell you the rules and whatnot but fight club was very fun and i strongly recommend fight club.
@DolphinTillTheEnd9 жыл бұрын
Any fans of Deadman Wonderland here?
@InfernalLeo7779 жыл бұрын
ATTACK ON TITAN
@ViolettSchafLP9 жыл бұрын
Pedro Rodriguez Deadman Wonderland is awesome.
@leena69009 жыл бұрын
YAS!
@DiagonalRail9 жыл бұрын
Pedro Rodriguez Deadman4 life man.
@whydoweexist5189 жыл бұрын
Pedro Rodriguez I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING (if you know what I mean)
@ethanfuggin3 жыл бұрын
00:10 human pin cushion I just can’t 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@lunarose6985 жыл бұрын
Imma just stay home. Although Big Bubba's voice killed me! Lol!
@RayPoreon9 жыл бұрын
So basically, don't break the law unless you're in north-west Europe.
@Matsie369 жыл бұрын
The prison in paris.
@dubbingsync9 жыл бұрын
Except France then.
@ruinenlust_9 жыл бұрын
666
@RayPoreon9 жыл бұрын
Matsie36 Crap, forgot about that one.
@DiscoDevil1979 жыл бұрын
Matsie36 france isnt in north west europe you dumbass
@destroyerofbothworlds86077 жыл бұрын
Compare this to our prisons here in Sweden... Here we let murderers live with free food 3 times a day, computers in every cell, prisoncell doors made to look like normal doors (to make the prisoners feel at home. Even in a prison cell), TVs in every cell and much more. Here in Sweden we treat murderers and killers like family.
@meettalaustinsmiley7 жыл бұрын
Vasco da Gamer bork
@ChromePalace7 жыл бұрын
Vasco da Gamer Its called Liberalism
@Crystal_saga7 жыл бұрын
Jakob Friðþjófsson doesn't sound so bad....
@AmerisGaming7 жыл бұрын
Vasco da Gamer you relize thats kind of good
@noamias48977 жыл бұрын
Stop bullshitting, it's only like that in 3 Swedish prisons
@anthonyminimum4 жыл бұрын
6:57 A real life Silence of the Lambs “Good evening, Clarice”
@bonniekernene45654 жыл бұрын
Great video, as usual! I just discovered your channel today. Yes, I am binging it! But, just a note, as scary as it is, Riker's Island is not a prison. It is a jail. Yes, there is a difference. Here in the US, jails hold prisoners waiting to go through their trial process. Prison is where they go when they have been sentenced. I have not gone through all of your videos yet, but may I suggest top ten serial killers, in your opinion. I have my own opinion, but I love to see others.
@mygodxy9 жыл бұрын
Damn dude can't beleive you forgot school, it's the worst one
@patrickfogarty69609 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that one
@cadbur37259 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah, I remember the days when there was rape, massacares of students, and gangs in school, especially seeing Iron welded to students, and all the new students wearing shackles for three months. I also remembered how saying'School Is the worst prison' is *ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT*.
@user-di2jp4vm1u9 жыл бұрын
LPS sarah You are so wright
@FurrySupportMain9 жыл бұрын
no truer words have ever been spoken LET THE DOGS THAT SAY OTHER WISE KNOW THAT WE WILL NOT BE SHEEP THAT FOLLOW BLINDLY
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodhe20719 жыл бұрын
***** I've seen people get a good life without school. Plus school brings stress because of grades and if your the type of kid that's different you are gonna have a hard time
@kaladin74879 жыл бұрын
I cant believe some people are saying they would take any of these over school. So you would want to be beaten, tortured, have the possibility of being murdered, raped or getting a disease over school? People need to think before commenting.
@nic2412world9 жыл бұрын
I know, jeez!
@SinTeller9 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Some people need to use common sense. "Not as bad as waking up early and learning and detention and lunch meat!" Yeah? Well try getting beaten to your death, not eating at all, getting raped, and much more. How does that not sound bad? Prison makes school seem fun if you ask me.
@poppoku92299 жыл бұрын
Buttsex
@Niggaplease08769 жыл бұрын
Hey what's up girl
@shoya729 жыл бұрын
It's called a joke dude, get over it
@ceciliaelizabeth71615 жыл бұрын
That intro was so good you should do that more often
@rachelrose835 жыл бұрын
Enjoying ur vids more&more all the time. Great work!
@KWKBOX9 жыл бұрын
Wow anyone thinking about committing a crime should watch this first and see if they want to reconsider.
@esseffsee9 жыл бұрын
Well I live in Salisbury so hopefully Amesbury prison if I'm unlucky Winchester prison
@KWKBOX9 жыл бұрын
The Typical Brits Frodothebasset I am guessing they do not honor tea time in prison out there?
@esseffsee9 жыл бұрын
Well it's a tiny city Salisbury we aren't really a city it's just cos we got a cathedral yet we still need Amesbury for the police cos we don't have one (Logic)
@KWKBOX9 жыл бұрын
The Typical Brits Frodothebasset Nice at least you got that cathedral to put you guys on the map.
@esseffsee9 жыл бұрын
Yh I know to be honest there is like no crime here so that's good
@karlm1158 жыл бұрын
I cant take Bang Wang prison seriously
@yerkkoo8 жыл бұрын
Same here
@jakapobp.89498 жыл бұрын
Are you from Thailand? I am and I do to
@reikatanaka35127 жыл бұрын
Ik (hearing "Kwang Kwang" all over in mind ._.)
@hoothootrowlet75407 жыл бұрын
Team skull
@soullessghost84567 жыл бұрын
Same here Also it sounds like a prison with a lot of sex
@bonnieevans58455 жыл бұрын
I love your videos Matthew :) you make chilling videos that I can't stop watching them lol your awesome!
@esterherschkovich64994 жыл бұрын
Wow!Yep..don.t ever fancy ending up in one of those prisons🥴Thanks for the video.
@user-bu8ty1xt7c8 жыл бұрын
1. Nichole arbour's house
@user-bu8ty1xt7c8 жыл бұрын
Nicole
@rainbowgamer55588 жыл бұрын
Wow
@mooseshadows20008 жыл бұрын
Zero chill lol
@pieterton71548 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@ninjanick47558 жыл бұрын
oh bro no chill
@mobslayer90009 жыл бұрын
That's odd? I didn't see "School" listed here.
@jayah57259 жыл бұрын
Butt sex vs A bully who calls you fat when your 20 pounds lower then him.
@Orinslayer9 жыл бұрын
Assassin Doge I know of people who were raped by their bullies... :/
@TheDarthwafflez9 жыл бұрын
thebombofrock sounds hot.
@1991moparchris9 жыл бұрын
TheDarthwafflez you just made my night XD
@TheDarthwafflez9 жыл бұрын
chris roy
@localdingus67883 жыл бұрын
7:34 I don’t know where Jerry went but this roast is fantastic.
@izzylynn41503 жыл бұрын
Lol big bubba. I have Bell’s palsy which left me with partial paralysis on the left side of my face. So it’s been hard to smile and laugh. U just made my day Matt. Much love hun 😘😘
@pasharavii52378 жыл бұрын
Matthew how many times a day do you brush you teeth. it's so white
@dumpster90488 жыл бұрын
Over 9000
@darrad9518 жыл бұрын
Once at day 24 hours
@landowner8 жыл бұрын
Whenever he isn't recording
@fatihulker11938 жыл бұрын
It's probably made at the dentist
@itsbelizbish8 жыл бұрын
+Fatih Ülker çakmadır
@roykeane51617 жыл бұрын
Id hate to drop the soap in bang Kwang prison
@MrOrangehorseman7 жыл бұрын
*gives you some soap*
@johnpescatore79687 жыл бұрын
*Drops it*
@catherinevaz61397 жыл бұрын
+Johnny Pescatore : LMAO ^_^
@ghostly14927 жыл бұрын
Roy keane you cant it wouldve been eaten with all the starvation
@vaida71767 жыл бұрын
Matt
@aidenrengers57305 жыл бұрын
I like this guy he is a perfect mix of funny serious and crazy (not that much) I subbed by the way
@jillianaragon80364 жыл бұрын
I love your take on these videos you are hilarious , keep them coming !!!
@neilyludwick70968 жыл бұрын
OK this is crazy. Why make someone suffer and maybe even die from starvation lack of sleep and thirst? A regular jail is good enough but this!? DATS CRAZY!!!!
@Hikerman-to7ox8 жыл бұрын
+Neily Ludwick It's a prison in AFRICA.
@k.22837 жыл бұрын
k
@quekcheeyong97177 жыл бұрын
that is torture to dead, not jail.
@atalentlessidiot78726 жыл бұрын
Neily Ludwick If a murder killed someone I loved, you bet I fucking hope they rot.
@aydenwalker60936 жыл бұрын
True but nowon deserves this
@snowball93929 жыл бұрын
Even though they are criminals they don't deserve to be tortured like this
@Snake95pwn9 жыл бұрын
i vvould if anything kill the criminals then get them tortured.
@kevinthaw1239 жыл бұрын
Snake95pwn What about people that are framed? Would you do that too?
@agprincess0109 жыл бұрын
To me, it all comes down to why they're in prison in the first place. If someone's there because they killed a baby or something, then by all means, they deserve the torturing. But if someone is completely innocent & they were framed, then no...
@saint-gnomecult6899 жыл бұрын
Briana Nicole Why would a baby would be worst than an adult?
@jackbirch19069 жыл бұрын
The baby is defenseless
@adriennecureton13926 жыл бұрын
Hiya Matthew, I really enjoy ur videos, They are very entertaining and educational at the same time. Thank You. Can you plz do a "10 worst female prison"?
@elenakeller90554 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt if u see this- thx for making those jokes and stuff bc it really makes me laugh and makes me feel better so thanks dude! :D
@SandiByrd8 жыл бұрын
surprise butt sex just about destroyed me lol lol can't stop laughing :D
@user-rd3ou5ev6o8 жыл бұрын
+BluePirate Kappa.
@thegrammarpolice72928 жыл бұрын
+Sandi Wood Don't drop the soap!
@kadenfrasert49698 жыл бұрын
Kappa is a letter in Greek.
@foxdagamer10618 жыл бұрын
lol=I have nothing else to say
@sausagecatajmagpiemycataj94368 жыл бұрын
Ikr I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing
@selynda92528 жыл бұрын
His reaction at 7:40 😂😂😂
@aristotle3654 жыл бұрын
The interview is amazing
@Mia_Mina5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the giggles with the info.
@feldmarschallvonbraunschwe44637 жыл бұрын
looks im big bubba's prison wife
@junkieinlove21807 жыл бұрын
sacha simpson true
@oscarfunes20247 жыл бұрын
sacha simpson what happens when big bubba dies
@feldmarschallvonbraunschwe44637 жыл бұрын
Oscar Funes im screwed
@feldmarschallvonbraunschwe44637 жыл бұрын
***** yup already started practice [cause you nevah know]
@general55037 жыл бұрын
Well when i am a spy i can still look like someone from your team, sneak behind you and backstab you so big bubba won't be able to do anything
@natey1059 жыл бұрын
Look, you forgot #11 and #12. #11 is SCHOOL. Kids are mercilessly treated terrible at school and worst of all... They have to LEARN! #12 is serious though. Deadman Wonderland. Prisoners are forced to murder each other and go into merciless duels of super power things for the prisons currency. Also the air is poisoned so you have to get "candy" with said currency and eat it to survive. You must eat the candy every 3 days or you die. Have fun! P.S. Like 3% of you may know what I'm talking about and good for you if you do. 😄
@bernicechen24549 жыл бұрын
I love the manga x3
@simmer85719 жыл бұрын
YESSS I'VE WANTED TO WATCH THAT BUY FORGOT THE NAME THANKSS
@christiannn62309 жыл бұрын
Love the anime and manga.
@TheAndre21319 жыл бұрын
i don't think anime or manga count
@cinnabubbs9 жыл бұрын
It's such a shame barely anyone knows what Deadman Wonderland is... that's still one of my favorites to this day...
@Super-Shafs5 жыл бұрын
I live in New York City, and they closed down Rikers Island Prison
@markt445 жыл бұрын
wow I cant believe this video is already 4 years and 1 month old today I remember when I got the notification for this upload lol
@rumlerille9 жыл бұрын
People would laugh if they saw Danish prisons with TV, Xbox, training and sports facilities, concerts and so on! And max for killing a person/persons:16 years! Omg :-0
@ratboythin88709 жыл бұрын
I've heard of prisons in Norway with HD TV, luxury showers etc. Northern Europe basically has it all.
@kirikakirikakirika8 жыл бұрын
+Anne-Kristine Kristensen It's such a joke. What bullshit. Canada's not much better. We give our prisoners everything. Internet, gyms, 3 square meals a day, T.V., comfortable beds, _free_ education. That's ten times more than what some honest people get.
@laogai62928 жыл бұрын
x box not playstation? how do they survive
@piahansen6568 жыл бұрын
+Anne-Kristine Kristensen Yeah but I'm sure ex prisoners there don't all turn into demented career crims or run with vicious gangs. At least there didn't used to be. Better to rehabilitate those who can be, than turning them all into monsters.
@mrkitten39428 жыл бұрын
+April Kurata CAUSE XBOX GOT HALO!!!!! :)
@akiraxoxo76019 жыл бұрын
You forgot school xD
@cuddleslikespie9 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@karlabernal36049 жыл бұрын
But.. Schools awsome!
@atomicwaffle4209 жыл бұрын
Fuck you school is awesome
@LungEater9 жыл бұрын
oh shut the fuck up
@fridac82099 жыл бұрын
Sküle
@rebornanddollchannel51264 жыл бұрын
I started watching you in quarantine and you made quarantine better
@liamoliver66026 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of this channel is how much i relate to his weirdness
@liamoliver66026 жыл бұрын
but his content is often inaccurate
@francisdoyle6199 Жыл бұрын
@@liamoliver6602 but it's still good
@futuramabender207811 ай бұрын
@@liamoliver6602 They're not inaccurate! Just be quiet!
@HybridLibrarian9 жыл бұрын
Nice places to make people become even worst... Great video!
@samsulh3149 жыл бұрын
This video unleashed the psychopath buried deep in my soul. It was extremely entertaining. Almost "delicious."
@mohglordofblood8409 жыл бұрын
sameeee
@nikkogonzales41049 жыл бұрын
gay
@mohglordofblood8409 жыл бұрын
Says you...
@BilliesPetRock9 жыл бұрын
nikko gonzales Hey, ur a target!
@snaggiz9 жыл бұрын
Wat ?
@r.j.powers3814 жыл бұрын
This guy's a riot - very entertaining 😸
@bigginger74176 жыл бұрын
Nice to look back at these old MatthewSantoro vids
@barbarawatterson64198 жыл бұрын
Oh shit... number 10 is only like a 30 minute train ride from my house
@hermannsamuelsen1088 жыл бұрын
👨🏿👍🏿
@hermannsamuelsen1088 жыл бұрын
-PaşaGrayWolf- nah
@foxdagamer10618 жыл бұрын
+Madalyn Venable Goat.
@c0d4life608 жыл бұрын
you live in north corea
@barbarawatterson64198 жыл бұрын
No I live in New York and it's North Korea not north corea
@TheFallenJ9 жыл бұрын
I exploded laughing at surprise buttsecks LOL, didn't see that coming XD.
@Schoepfer159 жыл бұрын
Neither do the prisoners lol
@TheFallenJ9 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Jeronus16 жыл бұрын
One of my fav vids by you, gg Matt.
@mariachristina62037 жыл бұрын
I love this page!! this guy is awesome, hello, from sunny Daytona beach Florida 😛😛
@oAirehko9 жыл бұрын
As someone who has a morbid extreme interest for prisons, I loved this video. Prisons are the ultimate fear of mine, but I can't get enough of the rush of scaring myself.
@amandango80772 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tjolly68519 жыл бұрын
This makes Orange is the new black prison look good
@nielsdeboer11659 жыл бұрын
Thats because its unrealistic
@viperr_92609 жыл бұрын
Minimal security is good...
@Yumpoopinacone8 жыл бұрын
+castiel l That's because it is...
@NiyaMorrone8 жыл бұрын
+castiel l yeah and i thought that prison was bad lol
@luminouschandeking49888 жыл бұрын
It can be a dangourous place
@happyhell4556 жыл бұрын
I like how he makes learning entertaining
@neoswagtwigofthetwignation97787 ай бұрын
"You look mighty cute. Big Bubbu's gon take care of you real good bebe." 😂😂😂
@BirchMinecraft9 жыл бұрын
I'm Turkish and I didn't know we had a prison like that! Great video Mat!
@MrNotThatFamous9 жыл бұрын
"Inmate Fight Club", wht the hell LOL
@SirPugsalott9 жыл бұрын
You just broke the first rule!
@repodan129 жыл бұрын
mrME Reference though.
@justAchanneification9 жыл бұрын
That should be a movie.
@MrNotThatFamous9 жыл бұрын
Daniel Platlsey what?
@drumbunkerdragon72589 жыл бұрын
Hay nasa called they wanted to tell you thet they found your pen15
@lillianneal91164 жыл бұрын
I love all the little jokes you do on your videos and also will not be going to those places just going to stay home in my own city where I live but some of creepy place you have talked will like to try to see if I could see from a far safe spot so I don't piss off any dames and have a nice time cant wait to witch more of your videos
@coreyross70347 жыл бұрын
Wow I actually feel bad for my the inmates in these prisons!
@xenoscrox50268 жыл бұрын
I heard of a prison where they hang pictures of Justin Bieber on the walls and play Justin Bieber songs.....NOW THATS BRUTAL!
@chayden1538 жыл бұрын
What prison is that.
@xenoscrox50268 жыл бұрын
Hell
@oni57718 жыл бұрын
That must be the MOST brutal prison EVER
@MegaHARDYboys8 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?(8) lol
@David-cj8wv8 жыл бұрын
+XenoScrox No what's brutal is your grammar.
@alicg77599 жыл бұрын
"You can judge the state of a society by how it treats it's prisoners", Dostoevsky.
@heroofthestorm65839 жыл бұрын
O_O
@mirsec00889 жыл бұрын
This is so true that it's scary.
@Amiamigg9 жыл бұрын
I'm lucky I'm from Sweden then. Nice rooms, good food, some are allowed to take the bus to school (like my brother who came to prison as a junkie and got out as a trained carpenter) and just rehabilitation over all instead of braindead awful torture. We're a bunch of nice people. Ohyuh.
@gingerthompson83403 жыл бұрын
Love you man you make me laugh I need that. Love the videos keep it up
@marlenejaclyncollazo69437 жыл бұрын
awesome, as usual!!
@daveTHEdirty7 жыл бұрын
sorry I have to correct you Chuck Norris's body is a hundred percent efficient and uses everything.. he doesn't poop
@agent4758167 жыл бұрын
Yea, he will hold the guards hostage, and put them in the jail. lol
@negative39817 жыл бұрын
Wat
@ricola95337 жыл бұрын
David Ryan Chuck Norris could have won the Napoleanic wars alone
@doriweishaar49014 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... ... too bad he never cries.
@veekay57344 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@balloonboy60179 жыл бұрын
Pffft.. I've played The Escapists I could escape EASY!
@iliketoeatpizzas14959 жыл бұрын
the escapist is nothing like real life prison now try and escape the prison kid you couldn't even escape a guard Pfffttt...
@balloonboy60179 жыл бұрын
Zephyr Dragon First, it was a joke and second with all these "BRUTAL Prisons" you wouldn't be being chased by Officers due to you not wanting to be brutally punished. In other prisons in the 1970s to the 1980s prisons were not as brutal as these ones causing these softer prisons to have rape, dead inmates, riots and gangs.
@manglethefox8889 жыл бұрын
Balloon Boy Hi BB
@DJLargey9 жыл бұрын
Balloon Boy HI Balloon boy
@Hu-kun9 жыл бұрын
Speaking of The Escapists, I wonder why guards don't search the prisoners too?
@rhirhi_the_lonely_bear10154 жыл бұрын
1:26 OH MY GOSH his voice went so deep it scared me XD
@zionlavin27985 жыл бұрын
1:05 happened right here in York county Pennsylvania
@Phazon8058MS9 жыл бұрын
*This* is how we treat our people? Simply deplorable...
@cesarcasti4929 жыл бұрын
Very Angry Spoi i agree, "this" was too big of a word.
@maxthewaveb84419 жыл бұрын
Comprehend is kind of a big word
@MariaFrozenKiss9 жыл бұрын
You do realize most of them are serial killers, child molesters and rapers, etc
@auroracochrane26869 жыл бұрын
*rapists
@Mstanaturalselection9 жыл бұрын
I think that the rapists and some of the murderers deserve it.
@bigbeargaming6149 жыл бұрын
If you would have made a video about the nicest prisons, it would have been 10 prisons in Norway.
@jade47819 жыл бұрын
What prisons Kappa
@Rulettaja09 жыл бұрын
you mean Finland right?
@Zkillerthriller9 жыл бұрын
BigBearGaming *Scandinavia
@666mrq9 жыл бұрын
What about Finland?
@bigbeargaming6149 жыл бұрын
Sure there are also nice prisons in other countries, but a norwegian prison cell is better than the average hotel room in USA ffs.
@sintexx28014 жыл бұрын
Bang Kwang sounds like a bad early 2000s rap group
@jesuschrist67056 жыл бұрын
mat here can make a good big bubba impression like thats spot on
@vicG5679 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Canadian prisons are ... Do they get a water bed, hot chocolate and a tv ?
@ichigouzumaki22509 жыл бұрын
Ummmm why this post 0-0
@vicG5679 жыл бұрын
Wynaut
@ichigouzumaki22509 жыл бұрын
Idk lol
@alifiyazoher9118 жыл бұрын
Make a vid about best/most luxurious prisons in the world
@jundies1718 жыл бұрын
+Alifiya zoher Yes i Agree!~
@thesunfiles19398 жыл бұрын
What prison would be luxurious? Prisons are to be Punishment and beat the guilt out of people.
@jundies1718 жыл бұрын
True but there are some prisons that give prisoners luxury and fine food etc.
@winterfrost996 жыл бұрын
Alifiya zoher any prison in Norway
@cavebearmama4 жыл бұрын
You crack me up!! But aside from that, I enjoy your content.♥️👏
@lonelysoul65356 жыл бұрын
You have a talent of making your voice change hilariously Matt!!!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀
@etmstMdg8 жыл бұрын
damn his teeth are sparkling...
@jammerthebaws42878 жыл бұрын
+Max Seltzer what are u talking about? ur teeth are 'mazin
@peeriiod42028 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr
@alfiesolomons45238 жыл бұрын
type: gerard joling. on the internet THAT GUY HAS WHITE TEETH
@MiguelPartosa8 жыл бұрын
+Patrick li So is his forehead
@alfiesolomons45238 жыл бұрын
XD
@DaedricKnightSlayer9 жыл бұрын
Going to any of these places is still better than listening to Justin Beiber.
@samotten98749 жыл бұрын
Or even better, we put Justin Bieber in one of these places.
@sir.bantalot58549 жыл бұрын
Blitz Harper He probably already pays somebody to rape him anyway
@skiffii64479 жыл бұрын
Blitz Harper he just needs somebody to love!
@justsomeguy58839 жыл бұрын
Blitz Harper sooo pretty much any of them?
@levintine7779 жыл бұрын
Y'think? Im no belieber but based on that description, i'd rather be forced to listen her shitty music… its more subtle torture than being raped or chained for eternity
@elizabethhogan16107 жыл бұрын
2:28 "L'Horrible prison noire de morte"...quite catchy.