Melee Build | 2225 | Best of HFY | Humans are Space orcs
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@z3r0t0l3r4ns 8 ай бұрын
As soon as they explained the safety perk i started cackling like a crone in an old Disney movie.
@HenshinFanatic 8 ай бұрын
Legit same, the characters never saw the bomb-jump coming.
@QuakeMidaro 8 ай бұрын
Grenade jumps are amazing
@bub1444 8 ай бұрын
When soldier from tf2:
@SergeyWaytov 8 ай бұрын
Rocket-jump!😂😂
@SergeyWaytov 8 ай бұрын
And Grappling section made me think about Titanfall 2 Grapple ability
@jeanannd 9 ай бұрын
LOL, always like it when a story has intergalatic species as announcers. Especially for futuristic games and events. Never underestimate a 70 year old human woman. ;)
@Netherdan 8 ай бұрын
Probably an ex soldier who got the chance to act as in her prime years due to VR game stats, and she's loving it!
@totherarf 8 ай бұрын
Especially one who has gone in for the Strength and Endurance upgrades! ;o)
@amorphoussolid8512 8 ай бұрын
There was a seventy four year old known as Granny. Granny Gamer, and she ran through people with a combination of wholesome, totally out of pocket, and skill for days!
@robertschumacher2707 8 ай бұрын
Never, EVER underestimate a mean ol' lady.
@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын
Legends say she still hasn’t stopped smiling
@SLEPhoto 8 ай бұрын
I'm reminded of the line from "Starship Troopers" (the book, not the movie) that, paraphrased, said "if you load a soldier up with too much tech, an opponent will sneak up behind him while he's trying to read a screen & bash him in the head with a rock."
@Gfish17 8 ай бұрын
Poorly designed technology can't help anyone. Tech is more then just guns and computers, it's Blades and Rope too.
@AlexSDU 8 ай бұрын
Input overload - where the user spend more time staring at the screen instead of their surrounding.
@barelyasurvivor1257 3 ай бұрын
Robert A. Heinlein was a Great writer. The Original Book was great, still have my copy on my shelf, as well as a Kindle copy of it and as part of a Heinlein collection in Kindle again.
@patriograysmark6328 8 ай бұрын
One imagines Jane prepared for the tournament by playing retro games, like Doom Eternal.
@boakley8147 8 ай бұрын
The glory kill mechanic does seem to be similar to the doom series
@filin_fill1760 8 ай бұрын
I hate and absolutely adore at the same time the fact that you called Doom Eternal a retro game
@patriograysmark6328 8 ай бұрын
@@filin_fill1760 in a future eSports tournament, it would be a classic/ aged title. Not to mention the humans having a fondness for combat simulation, both realistic and fantastical
@njnjco 8 ай бұрын
The gamer in me gloated every moment of this. It's so well written that you can easily predict what she is going to do, long before she does it. Glorious melee combat!!!!
@jacobhuff3748 8 ай бұрын
nice to see that she turned her enemy's explosives against him. EOD would be proud of her.
@Wastelandman7000 8 ай бұрын
I'm guessing she's retired EOD LOL
@nooneofimportance2110 8 ай бұрын
"Experience lad, you should learn to appreciate it!" This is one of those times where that statement has never been truer. I'm willing to bet JANE.SWANSON is a hardcore gamer.
@jukkiivi4282 8 ай бұрын
Unconventional build for win! Human winning with melee attack is so fitting. Thanks for finding and narrating this delightful story! For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
@truth9958 8 ай бұрын
Remember! You'll be here forever.
@darksider111 8 ай бұрын
Thinking outside the Box can be very Dangerous, Especially if you know your enemy and Know how they think - the Poor Bastards never stood a chance
@boakley8147 8 ай бұрын
Sometimes just doing what has been done and proven for millennia is better than doing the new thing. Ex: this story
@andrewwalli1123 8 ай бұрын
Everybody gangster until demo knight rocket jumps across the map screaming gg ez
@davethompson3326 8 ай бұрын
I used to TTRPG with a guy that we all reckoned would be happiest with a force field and a sledgehammer.
@Kirishala 8 ай бұрын
A clear example of why dismissing someone because of their age is a mistake, age means they have had time to get experienced and sneaky making them damn hard to beat
@antonfowler6582 8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a line from a terry pratchett book " but their all old . Yes but their all old barbarian heros tell me have you ever heard of natural selection ? "
@JackPhoenixCz 8 ай бұрын
@@antonfowler6582 "Beware the old man in a profession where men usually die young"
@pfcblint3171 8 ай бұрын
Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance. - David Mamet
@peterwalls-qf7ii 8 ай бұрын
Respect the old timers scrubs , we invented most of the tricks you take for granted.
@davidvincent5701 8 ай бұрын
I don't know about anyone else but I see this becoming a series. I want more author, please follow through with it. I can see it as a comic or animated. It reminds me of the mutant league series.
@anticarrrot 8 ай бұрын
"Roll up and see the TERRIFYING Ripper with his blade! His magic knife will end your life Of one hit kills it's made He'll lunge right through your bullets And he'll stab you in the toe Then farewell to your controller Out the window it will go." Miracle of Sound - Call of Duty Circus
@Wastelandman7000 8 ай бұрын
Ah a music lover of discriminating taste! Miracle of Sound is awesome!
@Vulture-1066 8 ай бұрын
Loocks like jane is a gamer from the 1995- 2000 s
@user-zv6th8fh8v 8 ай бұрын
Too much Doom Eternal.
@timothyblazer1749 8 ай бұрын
Some Quake thrown in too :-)
@dalemorgan8263 8 ай бұрын
"I've got two guns right here!" _flexes_
@bim7355 8 ай бұрын
I couldn't imagine the fear of seeing all of your drones entering a smoke screen and then getting notifications that one by one they are meleed to death, your entire army gone without much of a fight.
@BeauZoe 9 ай бұрын
Placeholder Comment because wee I'm first I think. Wow Love the ending although I think it might have been even MORE funny if they realized that she was spam taunting the only way she could, since her melee button hadn't been remapped as the taunt key XD
@noobatgames3321 9 ай бұрын
you are
@bradenalder9016 8 ай бұрын
Why it hasn't been seen is this is the first human to play
@kevincaruthers5412 2 ай бұрын
Two more seasons and the game will be dominated by humans while the aliens try to figure out what happened to their meta-builds. :)
@stevedixon921 8 ай бұрын
I've played games in the past and had a few that ended like that. Just "where is everyone?...oh, it's over...wait, I won? I WON! YIPPIE!" Also: one of the scenes described reminds me of some of the demo players in TF2 getting to high ground.
@user-oy2zg3bt6n 2 күн бұрын
because it's pretty much explaining a sticky jump
@GenStallion 8 ай бұрын
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. ITS A GRENADE JUMP!
@williamcastro3017 8 ай бұрын
Those guys never heard of a victory lap. LOL!
@Zippyser 8 ай бұрын
That was absolutely fantastic!
@Blood.Angel. 8 ай бұрын
For the story! For the author! For the algorithm! FOR THE EMBODIED VOICE!
@adamwatson5949 8 ай бұрын
Grenade jump!! I love this author! All hail agro!
@ArkaneOmega 8 ай бұрын
I felt like i was watching hunt showdown and phantom crash mashup. Great stuff!
@RealArcalian 8 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Everyone overspecialized in one direction, so she went the other.
@geoshark12 8 ай бұрын
Some aliens bout to die for mocking gaming gandma’s
@MidnightSmoke 8 ай бұрын
yeah, I'd watch that. Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@matthewbarr9500 8 ай бұрын
Omfg im dying rn ty to the author and to you agro just made my night the last quip she doesn’t realize that there are no enemies left because she has no hud lol take that meta only gamers bwhahahaah unorthodox play wins the day
@darnelljohnson5313 8 ай бұрын
I'm such a nerd, I realized that after being engrossed after 13 minutes. Like it was my favorite football team. This was worse because when i watch football i don't Listen to the commentary. Yep,, such a nerd
@KroMagnum4 8 ай бұрын
"I am a Jane Swanson and I am a Boomer!"
@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын
Literally
@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын
Electronics is not always the best way to go. They can be fooled.
@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын
Why am I imagining a 70 year old grandma cackling as she beats all these xenos with their high tech builds while she just has the very basic equipment? …I can even imagine her grandkids being both amused and slightly terrified at how good she is 😂
@xuk6042 8 ай бұрын
This was hilarious 😂😂😂 wombsmasher 🤣🤣🤣
@NerdyWordyMatt 8 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Another fantastic choice. At first, I wondered if she was playing IRL but soon realised she was just winning gloriously.
@eleventhprimarch5303 8 ай бұрын
Doom Slayer maxxing
@Azrael178 8 ай бұрын
This story is a reminder that sometimes the best strategy and most advanced technology can't match up to a good old cocaine gorilla with an axe
@karos009 8 ай бұрын
Gun Gale online technically in the future :D :D :D
@Shadow.Dragon 8 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent Narration!
@sam2x13 8 ай бұрын
I kept thinking fallout. So many people doing power armor heavy gun builds. Then you have that 1 person who does a stealth melee.
@amorphoussolid8512 8 ай бұрын
We remember you Granny Gamer! So cool, so sassy, so old! A brief moment in time when your ass could be handed to you by a 74yr old.
@darth_dan8886 8 ай бұрын
Gotta love the dex melee builds) Personally, I'll take that over the typical heavy armour + str melee any day.
@siliciaveerah9327 7 ай бұрын
Looks like a quality build over pure dex
@darth_dan8886 7 ай бұрын
@@siliciaveerah9327 Definitely. Well, that's why she's the champion :)
@AmbroseBoaBowie 8 ай бұрын
Let me lay a little gamer wisdom out n you from an old gamer back in the glory days of Halo and TF2. The most important thing to know is personal skill will always beat meta. If your jumping into a game and you want to know the best way to top scoreboards, get the most kills, or just generally be better. Find out what people are complaining about the most. I can assure you is always something that forces them to slow down. Usually campers and rats. Speaking of, if you are not a fully grown child and are mature enough to sit still for more then 5 second. Be a rat to start out in the game. Play dirty, camp, cheat via exploits. Make it your goal to win by being the biggest cut throat scumbag in the server. You either become the king rat or you evolve your own play style. DO NOT TRY AND PLAY META! So many people lack the brain cells to understand that using meta weapons does not mean you will be better at the game! You will be miserable! Pros will eat you alive, campers will make you rage quit, and rats will make you uninstall the game all together. Never mess with meta, always start a game slow and work on getting a consistent 1 to 2 kills per life through unorthodox means before messing around with more main stream items
@grillodofus 5 ай бұрын
Shit this is better than any action flick Disney or Marvel have pulled on the last 3 years.
@stratometal 8 ай бұрын
This is a prime example of "if an old warrior had the body of a young one". Also a part of me imagined the smoke granades being shaped like duckies and going quack as they bounce.
@Gilhelmi 6 ай бұрын
Quack Bang out. 😅
@stratometal 6 ай бұрын
@@Gilhelmi Exactly!
@asahearts1 8 ай бұрын
Haven't even listened to the story yet, but I want to complement the author on their name.
@jameshall6071 8 ай бұрын
For the algorithm for the squirrel
@Ibian666 8 ай бұрын
Pretty good story. Nice pick. Especially the ending.
@Tang0Fox1 8 ай бұрын
The aliens aren't exactly wrong about the "6 guns" better line.
@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын
Unless you’re going up against Jane Swanson apparently 😂
@SilverMKI 8 ай бұрын
In a high electronic warfare environment, time to go analogue.
@allenmorgan1007 8 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@CaptainShield 8 ай бұрын
Magnificent!
@asdrubaelvect8038 8 ай бұрын
This is an episode of sword art online season 2
@number3766 8 ай бұрын
Hey look, she beat everyone with a TF2 Trollger Market Garden Build!
@Maj_Kasul 8 ай бұрын
Now that was funny. ❤
@victortahlor4038 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@quinnhasse9170 8 ай бұрын
Before the video starts, I imagine humanity abused melee hitreg to a ridiculous degree: think tf2 hitreg and crit rate.
@user-oy2zg3bt6n 2 күн бұрын
better hope it's not a team game xD TF2 hitreg is wacky with allies
@belorianuskane1952 8 ай бұрын
That was great!
@Razalonjrt1 8 ай бұрын
Ninja Vanish it sounds like she chose or built a ninja and using her own versions of stealth to hide and strike when she chooses and use of smoke grenades like smoke pellets of old, A great story and telling as always :)
@QuakeMidaro 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the awesome content as always kinda hope theirs more HFY E Sports episodes lol this was surprisingly good
@truth9958 8 ай бұрын
Mr. Squirrel, looking dapper as ever. I need to know where that jacket if from though, if it's even from anything. At first I thought it was some 80's Dune Atreides... Then maybe rebel Star Wars. Hell even possibly a little death korps of Krieg. I don't know, but it's nice. I need more infomation, and more stories.
@Marcus_Postma 8 ай бұрын
During one of the premieres he said it was an old military jacket he found, though I forget which military.
@nigelsmith7366 8 ай бұрын
Brilliant story and fantastic narration
@barelyasurvivor1257 3 ай бұрын
Another great read Your voice, and accents and acting add a lot to my enjoyment of the stories.
@cysulzer3703 8 ай бұрын
Many thanks for all you do
@unkownquantity4949 8 ай бұрын
This was awesome. I love this story. 😊
@anthonypreston8355 8 ай бұрын
Wow this one got me hyped lol loved this story and love your telling of it hope you have a good day
@Wastelandman7000 8 ай бұрын
And if they think she's bad, wait till they see how crazy our actual soldiers are LOL
@metaempiricist 8 ай бұрын
Damn that was good!
@erushi5503 8 ай бұрын
why did i imagine I_Rule getting his head chopped off with savagery equivalent to conan the barbarian and optimus prime ahahaha
@robertstoneking7916 7 ай бұрын
I was hoping for a chainsaw but the devs haven't learned about those yet..
@julesmasseffectmusic 8 ай бұрын
She Spiderman'd the game.
@Ryvaken 5 ай бұрын
The moment the announcer mentioned "the meta" I knew where this was going. Meta builds in any game tend to take a rock-paper-scissor approach where tactics considered non-viable are ignored as potential threats to guard against, meaning the stupidest tactics become meta-breakers.
@guacamoleman3253 3 ай бұрын
i can't believe that rocket jumping wouldn't be meta in the future
@user-oy2zg3bt6n 2 күн бұрын
it's hard to be meta when you are not supported. remember she had a skill that nullified her explosive's damage to herself, it is very likely the grenades just one shot you. and people could only discover explosive jumping because the explosives didn't one shot you
@shojunx 8 ай бұрын
The only strange thing about her build is how she so accurately targets her opponents with 0 ability to detect them so it seems... The author is making fun of us.
@dragonboysmith7139 8 ай бұрын
Most of her opponents had just finished a fight so she was probably just sprinting towards the sound of gunshots.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 8 ай бұрын
She's using the good old Mark 1 Eyeball and Mark 1 Ear to find her opponents.
@WOLF-KING107 8 ай бұрын
Good stuff
@digger1900 8 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@HRZNEclipse 5 ай бұрын
Grenade boosting and a double jump. I just see Titanfall with a crazy armor kit.
@jamesiewalters2360 8 ай бұрын
so THAT'S what you look like! you look good grampa!
@Iveno-Von-Aethervein 8 ай бұрын
Fuck yeah.
@SLEPhoto 8 ай бұрын
Nice!
@loyperkins4088 8 ай бұрын
I really liked this one!
@raz675 8 ай бұрын
Demoknight tf2, enough said
@ifitsnotbrokenfixit1193 8 ай бұрын
At the end I thought that she was T-bagging or Dip Dip potato chip 😅
@zzombeemuffin 8 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@AgroSquerril 8 ай бұрын
My pleasure , thank you for the dono
@deus0rcinus889 8 ай бұрын
Damn funny story
@SpitfiretheCat16 8 ай бұрын
_Demoknight TF2_
@raz675 8 ай бұрын
*demoknight tf2*
@geoshark12 8 ай бұрын
DEMOKNIGHT TF2
@eyllyssaunders5345 Ай бұрын
Grandma with the sandal
@aaronlefebre5060 7 ай бұрын
You just know the devs are gonna have to patch in melee support before next season, now lmao!
@Wraithfire27 8 ай бұрын
Granny plays Titanfall or Apex I'll bet on it.
@HenshinFanatic 8 ай бұрын
Nah, this is proper old-school FPS chaos: UT, Quake, and Doom type stuff.
@noctusdoesthings 8 ай бұрын
*crack* *sip* Now Quake 3, that was a good game.
@DanSchallerforPOTUS Ай бұрын
Definitely a ttrpg feel to it.
@antonfowler6582 8 ай бұрын
Hmmm looks like skyrim grandma got a new game
@michaellively6467 8 ай бұрын
BadAss. Also could you bring back First Contact?
@eliandervalderen5849 8 ай бұрын
When humans play war games we expect to play them for hours not 20/30 minutes
@jakevex4198 2 ай бұрын
Her gamer tags should be doom granny
@rainynight02 3 ай бұрын
That was damn funny.
@ArronRatliff 6 ай бұрын
Now that is an e sport i'd watch 😂
@JDNCLOWD 8 ай бұрын
SOULSBORNE PLAYER SAYS WHAT?
@arandomsystemglitch2398 3 күн бұрын
Probably hasnt realized no ones left me oh no she likely knows just how many are left that is a dominace stance the eqvilant of a taunt with out the taunt
@Strutinan 2 ай бұрын
Rip and ear! 😂
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