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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@austinmiller2170 9 ай бұрын

The scariest part is that Jess is likely a young child given the way she talks and the fact she was in a school.

@Midharnepun 9 ай бұрын

I agree, but she also ripped a fucking pipe off a wall and knew to change the language to Sol-3. She's superman's kid

@austinmiller2170 9 ай бұрын

@@Midharnepun LOL. Maybe it's flimsy construction. As for the translator, she's probably had to use one before.

@johnnymellon7414 9 ай бұрын

Have you seen what yound children are willing to do to animals they don't "like"? Sociopaths are tame compared to that

@MiahTheStormWolf 9 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking. Though "young" is relative. I was figuring her age at being somewhere between 8 -10

@dalemorgan8263 9 ай бұрын

Kids can be surprisingly strong for their size. Combine that with adrenaline and mama-bear instinct. If the conduits were older construction and the bolts were weak, I could see a non-desperate kid yanking a pipe off the wall.

@jukkiivi4282 9 ай бұрын

Human packbonding and adrenaline makes a powerful guardian for the fluffies! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

@MalefaxTheBlack 9 ай бұрын

For the algorithm!

@Iluvantir 9 ай бұрын

Turns out that they have met a human CHILD... If they're this scared of what a pre-pubescent or just-pubescent young human can do when someone threatens cute fluffy babies... then how many bricks will they shit when they meet a full grown adult in a titan-level rage due to some horrid monsters wilfully killing ANY youngling? I want more of this story.

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Can you imagine what that human's pet German Shepard, Rottweiler, or Pitbull would do to anything attempting to hurt its person while the person is protecting the Fluffies?

@roberthake5349 9 ай бұрын

@@merlinathrawes746 Odds are, that pupper would count as a Class 3 Apex Predator from a Class 12 Deathworld, and the human... is is still just as dangerous. Said apex predator wants food and tummy rubs from the human, and while the human bashes apart Harvengers, the pupper tears apart anything that touches the human. I can just see it... Aliens shitting themselves when they hear a dog bark like how humans would if they heard "HULK SMASH" in the flesh 🤣

@brentmartin6833 9 ай бұрын

A human 8 year old and their Chihuahua/Jack Russell/Dachshund/Yorkie. Alien: your k-9 Corp is a highly effective death machine. Humans: (Thinking of a police K-9 unit) Yes they can be quite intimidating. Sees the "Unit" the alien is talking about... 👀 Human to Diplomatic Corp. Get the Girl Scouts up here! If not our new alien fluffies will bescared witless!.

@KopperNeoman 9 ай бұрын

If an 8 year old can do THAT, an adult male is a weapon of mass destruction. Alien: "You mean your females are only 60% as strong as your males!?"

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

@@KopperNeomangive or take about 20% or so

@jeanannd 9 ай бұрын

The Harvesters meet a Class 12 Deathworld species - HUMANS! Worse! The Harvesters not only threatened the humans, but others they thought of as cute!

@machstormer 9 ай бұрын

Worse than that, wait until the human adults find out the Harvesters were killing CHILDREN!

@Emilberntler 9 ай бұрын

@@machstormer oh... oh sh*t

@Nick0utd00rs 9 ай бұрын

definitely needs a follow up of humans whipping out the harvesters @@machstormer

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

⁠@@machstormereven worse wait till the harvesters realize the human they fought was just a young child who’s probably about half as big as an average adult and even smaller then some of our bodybuilders and special forces

@snidecommenter7117 8 ай бұрын

@@machstormer There is one story somewhere on youtube where an aggressive race killed some human children... The rest of the galaxy sucked wind when they saw what followed.

@davidragan9233 9 ай бұрын

Imagine him meeting an adult human, still he obviously is smarter than most, by allying with Humans.

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

Really smart wanting to make friends with a race of beings after just one of them basically took down an army with only a pipe as a weapon

@GryphonicDiscord 9 ай бұрын

This story is probably the most realistic one I've heard yet. Ain't nothin a human won't do to protect what they deem as cute and helpless 😂

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Nobody hurts the Fluffies! Can you imagine the shock the aliens will experience once they learn what "Fluffy" means?

@TheFluffyWendigo 9 ай бұрын

Imagine the possibilities!

@TheGrimFormOfLuck 9 ай бұрын

Literally anything we find cute and or adorable (from kittens to porcupines all the way to bears we dont discriminate)

@sysbofh 4 ай бұрын

@@TheGrimFormOfLuck Platypuses and orcas. Don't forget them.

@jeremyf6821 9 ай бұрын

We’re a simple species, if it’s fluffy we’re keeping it. If you want it, come take it. We dare you to interrupt the cuddles.

@TheFluffyWendigo 9 ай бұрын

I'm fluffy

@darwinskeeper421 9 ай бұрын

It does sound like a human child was beating up harvesters for the love of everything cute and cuddly.

@joshroundtree8751 9 ай бұрын

Note to cute aliens. Find you some human friends... nobody Frick's with you again.

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

And as an added benefit you get more hugs/cuddles/treats then you know what to do with

@Warutteri 9 ай бұрын

Nobody hurts the fluffies indeed, not while any humans still draw breath at least 😁

@Maeshalanadae 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, protecting cute adorable crits is something a human would do.

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

Their just lucky that no human parents were around as well with their kids

@Ryvaken 5 ай бұрын

Your way of expressing that made me imagine a ball pit filled with giant soft fuzzy dice where every side is 20. And now I'm sad I can't swim in one.

@siliciaveerah9327 5 ай бұрын

remember MOST of the DOOM series is one man committing genocide because someone killed his bunny

@KumkumBeats 5 ай бұрын

@@siliciaveerah9327and John wick

@KroMagnum4 9 ай бұрын

They Fluffed around and found out!

@snidecommenter7117 9 ай бұрын

And then the council learns that Jess is a half-grown juvenile of her species... Oh my...

@tabithachastain6999 9 ай бұрын

Hell hath no fury like a human protecting babies

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

Only thing worse is a human who just saw babies die needlessly

@mrmors1344 9 ай бұрын

humans at some point after this story; "hey fluffy friends, we tamed some harvesters. and are now selling them as domesticated pets on our homeworld. would you like some as well?"

@Ackalan 5 ай бұрын

"They are mostly harmless after you rip off their arms."

@rewater 5 ай бұрын

@@Ackalan I think you mean we "lightly liberated hostile appendages" from otherwise harmless creatures.

@theengagedfew 4 ай бұрын

@@AckalanI'm sure we determined that the arms were vestigial and, therefore, unnecessary...just like their teeth.

@MyrdinAnnoth 9 ай бұрын

Protect the fluffies, protect the agro squirrel!

@MisterZalem 9 ай бұрын

"sir, brass is trying to ban humans cause of what it did." Leaf(?): "I don't give a parrot flying ass what they want! A juvenile human did cleaned house with a make shift weapon. The hell do you think a squad of adults will do to us if we piss them off!"

@theengagedfew 4 ай бұрын

Whatever they want. They're about to learn about The Melian Dialogue.

@user-cb3lr7jt5p 9 ай бұрын

A club is half of our basic armory. Throw in a torch and we are good to go with full tilt Rock-N-Roll.

@derekstein6193 9 ай бұрын

If bonk don't work, kill it with fire.

@owenthompson4071 9 ай бұрын

Reminded me of 1251 Ode to a stick we lost because when you strip a human of their ships armor their guns are empty and they are lying in the mud covered in blood and the sweat of battle they will drag themselves to their feet and they will find a stick and know how to use it.

@snidecommenter7117 8 ай бұрын

@@owenthompson4071 There was one fight during WW1 where the Princess Patricias were cut off during an offensive. The ammunition was spent, their rifles broken, their bayonets broken, so they used the several cases of baseball bats sent to the front in error - instead of the rear recreation areas.

@stevenrodriguez763 6 ай бұрын

Even guns turn into clubs once the ammunition runs dry:

@edparagonpc 9 ай бұрын

Nobody hurts the fluffies I love it

@lumberluc 9 ай бұрын

Humans can do so much damage with a metal pipe than any killer race. Plus, she was holding onto sentient porcupines? Their nice rodents.

@Netherdan 9 ай бұрын

Sapient porcupines with eagle claws, it seems

@lrmackmcbride7498 9 ай бұрын

@@Netherdan porcupines are tree dwellers and carry their young. They have very sharp claws. We had a porcupine living in our tree in oregon. It was incredibly cute and would eat fruit and nuts we left for it.

@artserg2169 9 ай бұрын

@@lrmackmcbride7498 yeah, porcupines love climbing trees though they are not good climbers, often falling from great heights they even evolved to better survive the fall

@Netherdan 9 ай бұрын

@@lrmackmcbride7498 I learned something new, thanks! So I'm assuming the baby claws are sharper just like kittens, then?

@lrmackmcbride7498 9 ай бұрын

@@Netherdan very sharp

@SLEPhoto 9 ай бұрын

Wait until they realize that scary monster species is just a youngling.

@dmaxcustom 9 ай бұрын

A guy killed a whole gang of russian for a puppy. And that was the correct thing to do. You dont hurt the fluffies.

@themaskedhobo 9 ай бұрын

I heard he once killed three men in a bar with a pencil.

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

My son-in-law is a former Army Ranger. One of the guys he knew in the sandbox had a confirmed kill using a... spork. Yes, you read that right.

@lrmackmcbride7498 9 ай бұрын

@@merlinathrawes746 do you have any idea how many people are killed in prison with spoons? That is how jeffery dahmer was killed. Stabbed to death with a spoon.

@iamnotamused317 9 ай бұрын

@@merlinathrawes746 Where the hell did he find a spork?

@dmaxcustom 9 ай бұрын

@@themaskedhobo I read this comment with Vigo's voice. XD

@kennethhummel4409 9 ай бұрын

Ah, the cursed double edged sword of parenthood.

@Maddog3060 9 ай бұрын

Smart xeno, recognizing that you keep someone from being an enemy if you make them a friend And Jess sounds young. Wait 'til the spiny sees what a fully grown and trained soldier can do.

@Allantitan 9 ай бұрын

Or even what a parent protecting their kids can do

@sysbofh 4 ай бұрын

@@Allantitan That's even worse. I'd take the soldier anytime.

@Allantitan 4 ай бұрын

@@sysbofh why cause there’s a better chance of survival?

@sysbofh 4 ай бұрын

@@Allantitan You can surrender to a soldier. Try doing that to a parent.

@Allantitan 4 ай бұрын

@@sysbofh no thanks I’d rather run away for as long as I can

@donaldscholand4617 9 ай бұрын

For all things cute and cuddly!

@georgerowe2784 9 ай бұрын

NOBODY hurts the fluffies...or she'll pop their skulls like a zit!

@archeyassassin 9 ай бұрын

No one threatens yougnins in front of humans. Yougins are innocent and deserve to have their innocence preserved. For the autor for the narrator!

@user-dc6yw7nv2h 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for boosting the audio I am an old guy who really enjoys your different voices and the energy you put into the narration. And the fact that I can hear it and your enunciation is wonderful. From. An old guy who is very hard of hearing,and a b I g Sci fi fan, thank you

@WanitaLund 9 ай бұрын

Ok but this was a child - can you imagine what the adults are going to do once they find out ?

@msm007 9 ай бұрын

The harvesters will soon be paid a visit by a squad of Human Marines.

@seldonwright4345 9 ай бұрын

@@msm007back up by tons of pizzed off women. It was after all ' just a mere girl' 😂

@ZUCCDAD 9 ай бұрын

Hfy is one of the few communities that makes so much content that makes you feel good. Like some kind of pro human feeling of hell yeah we are human. If there is something else out there I'm glad we are us. Through violence and kindness. Through misery and love.

@ragnarrskulkrew6232 9 ай бұрын

For the Fluffiest of Floofs!

@weirdlan.d3144 9 ай бұрын

RIP AND TEAR FOR ALL THAT IS CUTE AND CUDDLY!!!!

@JoseLay 9 ай бұрын

So Tribbles with claws and spines, still cute...!

@lrmackmcbride7498 9 ай бұрын

Porcupines. That is how they carry their young.

@Meowthix 9 ай бұрын

@@lrmackmcbride7498 I'm enjoying the thought of spiky tribbles tbh.

@brentmartin6833 9 ай бұрын

Ngl, they had me at the beginning. With the Harvesters being called Harvey, I was thinking Fluffy Bunnies. The reason they hadn't left was due to being cuddled and hugged and rocked back and forth and being called George. But then if they were being *bad* buns then George would have to be punished. The Harvey "squeak! help!"

@philycia1220 9 ай бұрын

Its sooooooooooooo fluffy! Tears apart wall for a weapon nobody hurts the fluffy! 💞

@homoerectus6953 9 ай бұрын

ok im 52 and this made my eye leak......."for the story, for the voice, for the fluffies"

@andrewerickson6690 9 ай бұрын

43 and my face is wet

@samg1158 9 ай бұрын

You forgot, "for the algorithm"

@homoerectus6953 9 ай бұрын

@@samg1158 yes but the fookin wet eyes....mate

@samg1158 9 ай бұрын

@homoerectus6953 nah man, I'm not crying, it's those ninjas cutting onions......

@FuryHawk4040 9 ай бұрын

My fellow Earthlings, this is your President. The Harvesters are attacking the Fluffy homeworld. This time, they will have to deal with more than a six year old girl. We go to war. Nobody hurts the Fluffies!

@zanthimos 9 ай бұрын

You're damn right! Nobody hurts the fluffies! On this or any world!

@redraptorx1066 9 ай бұрын

just wait till the galaxy figures out what "frag around and find out" leads to. that was a child protecting babies.

@TheGreyGhost873 9 ай бұрын

FOR THE FLUFFYS

@calvingreene90 9 ай бұрын

For the love of all things holy make these pathilogical battle apes our friends. They are great friends and terrible to their enemies. --- Leef.

@kyleeames8229 9 ай бұрын

Cute story. Though I do hope that if and when our descendants do encounter other sapient beings, they are wise enough not to decide matters of diplomacy on the basis of “pretty privilege.” That said yes, the Fluffies were saved! Huzzah!

@KopperNeoman 9 ай бұрын

While there are exceptions, it's not a bad idea to make first impressions based on looks. A good diet and decent personal grooming are indicative of desirable personality traits: whilst obesity or deliberately destroying your appearance indicate the opposite. For those aliens who look naturally hideous, they can take it up with God, I dunno.

@alfredsutton4412 8 ай бұрын

Jess sounds like my oldest daughter. She can can become a Viking War Princess if anyone offers to hurt or neglect a child. It's the nature of mother genes in a human female. Not every female has the gene, but when they do, watch out. The swing a mean, sharp sword. Good read, Sir. Well done.

@quinnhasse9170 9 ай бұрын

FLUFFY IS MINE!!! Must protect and tear

@Gilhelmi 9 ай бұрын

Until it is done.

@blazermettro2059 9 ай бұрын

I hope we keep that mentally when we eventually reach this level of advancement. Though maybe we could do without the crazed factor.

@theshadyprotector8412 8 ай бұрын

A child butched a raiding party of Harvesters. As soon as the word gets back to Earth, there will no longer be a Harvester problem.

@bufordg6231 4 ай бұрын

Bounty on harvesters. 5000 galactic credits for each confirmed kill.

@rheinbewachen1211 9 ай бұрын

No one shall hurt the little ones!

@benjamintherogue2421 9 ай бұрын

This is a pretty excellent sci-fi story, adorable fluffies aside. The detail of the tech as well as the procedure of boarding and scanning the station are very detailed. I think it should have probably required an entire squad to do this, but I think this story gets most things right. I hope this author decides to do more sci-fi stories.

@vampf5700 9 ай бұрын

Do not Touch the Fluffi babys

@tauroaaron6952 9 ай бұрын

Please continue the chapters of 'The Nature of Predators'

@rainynight02 9 ай бұрын

If that's the one I'm thinking of, he can't. Series got picked up by a publisher and gonna be officially published as a series. Which means he can't record any more about it because of legal issues. If it's the one I'm thinking of anyways.

@samg1158 9 ай бұрын

@@rainynight02Dungeon Life is having that occur, I don't know if Nature of Predators is also having those talks.

@dylanchillin407 9 ай бұрын

@@rainynight02 A series, what do you mean? Ain't noone can voice a Sci-fi like AgroSquirrel!!! Other than Steven Fry of course...I did love Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in his voice.

@M.MahdiBKH 9 ай бұрын

Needed a heart warming story like this in my day.

@NathanBChampine 9 ай бұрын

Wait until they meet the adults and they find what the Harvesters did. They will never harvest anything again.

@fabianwood9457 9 ай бұрын

Hope there is more of this story

@meggammacisaacrylie7869 9 ай бұрын

In defense of all that is cute and fluffy!!!

@MidnightSmoke 9 ай бұрын

Awesome story Agro. Here is a like and comment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@user-xt1fm9rh6r 4 ай бұрын

I love this story....... I have listen to it about 20 times...... Almost know it word for word.....

@enriquehirshfeltikov2395 9 ай бұрын

Had to listen again ... this one is so good.

@Gilhelmi 9 ай бұрын

For the Fluffies! For The Algorithm!

@queenbee8045 9 ай бұрын

Jess is a child judging from the speech patterns. The fluffiest don’t have to worry about the harvesters. Once these security logs get back to earth hunting season will open on the harvesters. You dared to attack younglings and one of ours no less. No you have lost your free trial of life.

@TheFlyingGreenMonkey 7 ай бұрын

I love these first contact stories were humans are protective monsters. Long shot but if anyone could recommend an actual book similar to this I'd appreciate it.

@nooneofimportance2110 9 ай бұрын

Oh PLEASE tell me there is more to this story😍. I want to hear more about the goings on in this universe.

@jaystewart1420 8 ай бұрын

For the fluffies. For the algorithm.

@Shadow.Dragon 9 ай бұрын

Don't get between a "Mama Bear" and her "children"!!! LOL!!! Great story; excellent narration!

@ashleyford8050 9 ай бұрын

Jess is correct, no one. hurts. the. fluffies.

@renaissancepress247 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@grynnreaper6266 3 ай бұрын

God i love the stories where humans protect fluffy things

@brianmeeks6494 Ай бұрын

I've watched this hundreds of times and I keep watching it. Siri you do this story Justice

@Rooks37 9 ай бұрын

I want the picture of those fluffies used in the thumbnail, please?

@kdmbigpig 9 ай бұрын

For the Fluffies !!

@MrMaradok 9 ай бұрын

Had to rewind to catch the beginning

@hammerspace8866 9 ай бұрын

ah another nice story, thank you for narating

@EAZ36588 9 ай бұрын

I'm hoping the story continues.

@nomohakon6257 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the smile, both author and narrator.

@samg1158 9 ай бұрын

I cant help but wonder, was this human a child in distress, or an adult pushed beyond the breaking point by adrenaline and is barely coherent.

@Meowthix 9 ай бұрын

It seems to be implied it was a child.

@tempestflare4339 8 ай бұрын

Author confirmed this was an adult the translation was mostly due to exhaustion and the fact that they didn't have very many contacts with the galactic making it hard for the translator to do more than basic sentences

@samg1158 8 ай бұрын

@tempestflare4339 that does make a lot of sense. Part of me hoped the person was barely able to be coherent after multiple days of adrenaline and minor stabs from the fluffies hahahaha

@alexandermathieson4774 9 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm For the Author For the Fluffies.

@CUBETechie 9 ай бұрын

Please i need to see the picture of this fluffies

@carwes5150 9 ай бұрын

wish a relaxing weekend take care

@mouserr 8 ай бұрын

i expect Jess is a cat owner and thus immune, even at a young age, to friendly daggers and playful mauling ... mostly

@charleswidmore5458 Ай бұрын

one of my favourites. For the Fluffies!

@eliandervalderen5849 9 ай бұрын

A good story kind of reminds me of The Last Stand version of cute and cuddly

@nicholasroach880 9 ай бұрын

This would be an awesome edition to the deathworlder universe.

@lonely_neko9644 9 ай бұрын

This one remind me of the babysitter.

@JeremyMarcum1 9 ай бұрын

Rip and tear until its done.

@jameshall6071 2 ай бұрын

Man this story made me shed a few tears

@rogergreenwood3409 9 ай бұрын

well read great story

@RealArcalian 9 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Don't hurt the sentient that look like pets! An interesting companion to the Alien Abudctions story from a while back.

@dylanchillin407 3 ай бұрын

Nobody hurts the Fluffies! WORLDS....WILL...BURN!!!!

@barelyasurvivor1257 9 ай бұрын

Amazing read.

@kerbalairforce8802 9 ай бұрын

"Why do i hear boss music?"

@Goddessa39Tia 9 ай бұрын

This was lovely!

@elduquecaradura1468 9 ай бұрын

That girl went full Doom Slayer on the Harversters with lots of fluffy baby stingers all over her back stabbing her (not on purpouse) and using a metal pipe as a weapon? No surprise the Spine-Leader prefer humanity as allies

@DJ_Bonebraker 9 ай бұрын

I mean when you consider that part of the reason the Doom Slayer went full Doom Slayer on all of Hell for goodness only knows how long & slaughtered enough demons to actually become their equivalent of the bogeyman & have an entire scripture dedicated to warning other demons about him was because they killed his pet rabbit....