"What a sad little life Jane" is such a proper British bit of telly that will not be beaten

The way James is so adamant it’s Harry Hill when it’s absolutely Dave Lamb

The blonde girl’s dessert is SO SIMILAR to that friends episode where Rachel gets the pages for fruit trifle and shepherds pie stuck together, and puts minced beef, potatoes, carrots and peas in her trifle 🥲🤮

I am American. I have never been to the UK. I have only been exposed to British culture in finite portions. This was so overwhelming British my head was spinning.

Come dine with me is one of those shows you watch every now and then when you’re having your tea at an old relatives house

How come dine with me goes. -People go round some persons home. -Search every draw and cupboard in the house. -Eat the food that is most likely a microwave meal. -Attempt small talk with the homeowner. -Leave. -Give a low score because they want to win because us brits are tight.

I was briefly in an episode of come dine with me, they filmed at the pub i worked at. The contestant was a regular there and the show totally screwed him over. He told us that he had to make up 3 menus and the producers would choose the one they wanted him to do, they chose the menu that had curry on it because the other 3 people competing hated curry, so he got low scores. He cooked his curry at the pub and it was actually really good. He definitely didnt help himself though when he turned up to one of the contestants house dressed as a school boy though…. Yeah…. There was other cringy stuff in that episode too but i block it from my mind xD

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="558">9:18</a> "Pokey is a slang term for jail. It's typically used with the article the, as in Sal got arrested and spent a night in the pokey. *Pokey can also be used to describe someone or something that moves slowly. This sense of word is intended to be negative or insulting*" basically, by her dad calling her pokey, he's calling her slow

The embodiment of British culture in a show

Such an elite show, did a deep dive into the iconic Jane vs Peter episode and it turned out to be one of the most thrilling episodes in british tv history, can’t believe how wrong the memes made of the “you won jane” moment had us all thinking

Gotta love how james makes up for not drinking by bullying George into drinking even more

Would be a great episode if they would get kay's cooking on come dine with me

For non-UK/Ireland viewers, this is the show that spawned the meme with the guy putting a whisk in his mouth and saying "perfect"

Imagine George, Alex, James, will and fraser all done a come dine with me. Recon it would be bloody funny

“What if they’re vegetarian? Why would they ask, it’s just jelly?!” Neither Fraser nor George realized that jelly is also not vegetarian??? 🤣

In the words of the comedian Peter Kay “That’s not a cooking show, come dine with me, that’s just a set of nosy bastards in your house, let’s have it right now, honest to god” “You’re down stairs, marinating your meat, they’re upstairs looking through your wardrobe!” 😂

funniest thing here was james being so adamant about the narrator being harry hill when it’s dave lamb 💀💀😭🤚

George: Come Dine With Me is iconic Also George: SO THEY'RE WALKING AROUND HER HOUSE??? He's a fake brit, he's never seen the show before, i am devastated brothers

I love that when George looks up when Alex is singing to him, you can just tell he's just looking into the camera even though he's got his shades on 🤣

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1256">20:56</a> George can express so many emotions through a mask and glasses it’s actually insane

I don't think I've ever heard such genuine concern in George's voice before when he yells FRASER? at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="311">5:11</a> realising he's doing shots not sips

The best come dine with me moment was the guy that couldn't figure out how to melt chocolate. Youd think the first thought would be microwave, or using a pan and stove, but out of every fucking option you could use to melt chocolate, he decided to fucking BOIL it in hot water, and used the shitty chocolate water in the desert. Who the actual fuck thinks to BOIL CHOCOLATE

I remember a family friend said that they once went on this show and it's mostly staged. They claimed that the camera man would feed you things to say when you were on your own, you weren't allowed any family round when the show was starting, keep things in obvious places in your house to trigger conversations about them etc. Hell, even the taxi cab at the end would just drive around in a circle and then drop you off at the same place you started.

“It’s not chirpy, it’s fucking dead!” One of my favourite James quotes of all time

"you ruined my might, completely so you could get the money and i hope now you use it to get some lessons in grace and decorum because you have the same amount of grace as a reversing dumptruck with out any tires on" "i don't get it" "well you wouldn't lets be honest theres nothing up there love"

petition to let james tell us how he has his eggs…. i’ve got a cylindric object now what james

when i was in primary school, we had to describe what we do in our free time, as a writing exercise. i spoke about watching come dine with me. good times.

James makes me laugh so much “it stinks the gaff up” is a personal highlight 😂

We need an Eboys come dine with me for the culture 🍴

Alex and George has to be the worlds funniest fucking duo

The best episode is where a woman ordered food from the restaurant across the road from her and claimed she cooked it all

Honestly having now fully watched the episode I realize that Pete was done dirty. Jane was a frigging nightmare throughout the episode, constantly insulting Pete in snide ways then going fully in on it on at Peter's hosting essentially ruining the night and sabotaging it for him, Peter may not have been a saint but he treated Jane with respect during her night and she couldn't even manage that, she truly does have all the decorum of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on.

I'd be shocked if that first girl could tie her own shoelaces

I remember my mum used to watch this show and I was practically forced to watch it lmao, I probably still have some kind of underlying issues from this show.

Chef here, we buy ice cream in from ice cream parlours, some places make it themselves but a lot don't have the facilities for it. To be honest alot of stuff is bought in, then chefs do literally what the contestants are just better and more efficient.

I always thought that the German version of this show (the perfect dinner) was just like this one. But over here the food they make is actually good :D

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1565">26:05</a> love James' confidence here when it's not actually Harry Hill... (its David Lamb)

My new motto - Drink like Alex and judge like James.

The energy James has in this video is brutal and also funny af Who hurt you man, tell us, this is a safe space uWu

I relate to Alex in this randomly bringing out the instruments what a man. Hope he’s alright tho coz he’s quite gone here

alex was absolutely hilarious this episode

Imagine Gordon Ramsay went undercover on this show.

I was howling with laughter throughout this whole video. You all never fail to make me laugh.

The American dude looks like Vector from Despicable Me LMAO

Having not seen Frazer since whatever the last vid he was in on here, he's lost some mad weight he's looking good in a non sus way👀

alex didnt need the wine he showed up to the shoot already absolutely pissed

PLEASE do this again cause this is comedy gold right here for us proper british chavs & roadmen

Iconically, Giovanni (yellow suit) owns a chain of brilliant Italian restaurants in Cardiff. He's so lovely in person too.

We all know the narrator is Dave Lamb so what on earth did George google at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1570">26:10</a> to think it was Harry Hill???????

Memulous's editor needs a raise this was hillarious 😂😂😂

I love Alex and George calling charcuterie (??) boards planks

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1906">31:46</a> why does he look like the guy with the orange track suit from despicable me

Perfect watch before I go get absolutely alliteratingly drunk for the night

First George’s tweet about missing the eboys, then they come back and upload this video wow i’ve missed you eboys

George drinking a wine from New Zealand... What a top lad

If we hadn't had seen the first girl going to make the sausages I'd have assumed they were going out of date and she needed to use them up or something 😂

the disrespect james showed to david lamb is disgraceful

How is James dead sober and yet still the loudest one

"Who has cheese and gravy?" *Screams internally in Canadian*

We need a part 2. There are so many iconic episodes that haven't featured!

We had a similar concept here in the US on the TLC channel, except instead of cooking, it was women attending each others weddings then voting, and the prize was a honeymoon. I think I like this cooking version better.

james mis-identifying dave lamb and being so up himself about it is painful to watch

"I SAID SIPS NOT SHOTS." "OHH-" 😭

I must say, the edit on this is divine Mr Memeulous, props to the editor!

"It's not chirpy, it's fucking dead." My favourite part

I love your “we watched” videos

Love how Alex and George’s Welsh impressions are borderline scouser. Mostly Alex’s.

james absolutely made this video i laughed at a wedding for paddington bear for like 20 minutes

That first woman has watched a certain Friends episode and took it too literally!

I'm Norwegian and here in Norway we have a show called "4-stars dinner" but that looks so boring and trash compared to this. Edit: The reason it's called "4-stars dinner" is because they only get on influcers and famous people on the show hence why it's called 4 stars.

the trifle bit on the first one just remind me of rachel in friends when she put mince meat in the trifle lol

I want to see Kays Cooking on come dine with me, but it needs to be called come dine with kay and each night is dinner at kays and kay always wins because no one scores anyone else

we've really progressed as a society considering george can say "wearing pink makes you look gay" and it's not received as homophobic abuse

Can we please get the whole clip of James explaining the best way to prepare eggs? I need to know! Thanx 🤗

Canon Alex is a chaotic drunk

Alex is definitely my favourite person to guest on this channel

George if youve still got the clip of James explaining his favorite type of eggs... i want it. This is a threat. Eggs deserve more love.

We need an E-boys come dine with me reunion

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1956">32:36</a> - <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2003">33:23</a> is just hilarious. It sounds like the kinda shit I’d be talking about with my friends in a call at 1 in the morning

"How many gay guys do you know named Tony?" The Ballad of Gay Tony and he was running Liberty City Nightclubs high on X and Coke.

Now we need memeulous to watch four in a bed

When one of the dining guests said "its dinin' time" i knew i was watching peak british television

the sausage behind fraser really makes this complete

not Frazier doing fucking SHOTS when he was supposed to be doing sips😭😭😭💀 i’m crying that’s so funny i love the little smile he gets when he realizes too like oh no hahahah

"Well you wouldn't, lets be honest there's no one in there love" Peter is so based 🤣🤣

The narrator is not in fact Harry hill and I'm extremely worried about George's googling skills

It's like she watched that Friends episode where Rachel puts beef in the trifle, and now she thinks that trifle has meat in it

When drinking from the bottle Alex definitely puts his whole lips around it

it’s dave lamb and whole milk is definitely better to cook with in every situation unless you’re vegan i guess

We need Will in the next We Watched.

Jane: *PIE EATING* Peter: and i took that personally

Fish cakes are amazing. They’re not even like some dishes where some people think they are gross - they are genuinely delicious. The salmon, potato, herb seasoning and bread crumbs on the outside😍restaurants serve them all the time

Got to love watching come dine with me at half 5 waiting for the simpsons on channel 4.

the editing in this video is absolutely top notch

These are the shows that were great and proper television.Nowadays everyone’s all nice, back then it was full on banter.

Always wanted them to do an American version but produced by the same UK studio with the same narrator, just so we could see how Americans differ

Alex’s ukelele solo was my hilight of the video

FUNFACT the woman in pink who made the sausage thingy, is actually my mums friend 💀

As an American, the blonde's food is about as accurate to my idea of 'traditional British cuisine'

James blackmailing george is one of my favorite things he does when they watched the stuart little movies thats what got me the most was him threatening to leave 😂