Men And Women Aren't Even On The Same Page. Chas Elstner

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2 жыл бұрын

men and women aren't even on the same page, or at least that has been Chas Elstner's experience in life. Whether it's the amount of words we speak in a day, or our ability to find things in a purse the difference between men and women is very clearly defined. In this clip form his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Chas Elstner breaks down the intricacies of men and women and is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@Mr.ATGATT 2 жыл бұрын

"*Gasp*, really? Then what happened?!" Oh, man, you've been living my life. 😆

@dovie2blue 2 жыл бұрын

That's what your gay male friend says.

@Mr.ATGATT 2 жыл бұрын

@@dovie2blue lol

@fireballxl-5748 2 жыл бұрын

Great! Get this man a special....today!

@josmith7733 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!! I love this guy. I want more!!!! ❤️😂

@satyajeetdhanda1159 2 жыл бұрын

There’s already a special if you have their website’s subscription. Also has a 7 day free trial.

@theabstractsunflower7 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I wanted more lol

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

Men's logic? Woman asks husband: What's wrong, Honey? < *SLAM* >

@spokenwordpoetries 2 жыл бұрын

This guy should do premarital comedy shows! I think it would be effective. Lol.

@MSBLS721 2 жыл бұрын

That was pretty funny! I had a friend who pulled a can of soup, a pair of pantyhose, and about six other random things out of her purse at work one day 🤣😂

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

Sir, That is why you don't mess around in women's purses! I keep a mousetrap in mine! 🙃

@MSBLS721 2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 That's awesome, Julie! I'll have to remember that...I hate carrying a purse 😃

@remyllebeau77 2 жыл бұрын

@@MSBLS721 Must have used an "undetectable extension charm" on it like Hermione Granger.

@WalkingRoscoe 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I see a massive career for this man in humor. Bravo!!!

@shawnharper4354 2 жыл бұрын

I've been married to my wife for 8 years so far and everything is true 💯 especially going clothes shopping 🛍️ 😂

@Happyshiningpeople12 2 жыл бұрын

Love this!! He's hilarious!! And, yes, we women are just like this - especially when we are in menopause hell!

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

And PMS.

@shelbywilkerson235 2 жыл бұрын

Lol! He has the one leg out is right on the money.

@Psychol-Snooper 2 жыл бұрын

Nicely polished routine/delivery!

@josmith7733 2 жыл бұрын

Love him!!! He's hilarious 😆

@gippywhite 2 жыл бұрын

His noises scared my cat! 🤣🤣🤣

@meekthegreek1623 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@SuperKirezi 2 жыл бұрын

…are you guys married? Married, or happy? Which one, which one? 🤣🤣🤣 The sound effects are hilarious too!

@meliawhite2499 2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. He is great! Loved it! More! 😂😂

@Bcrizzle531 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, spectacular, the foot out of the cover and air conditioner joke is 100 percent facts. I want to see more of this gentleman.

@nreynolds75243 2 жыл бұрын

I do this. Throw 1 leg from under the cover and it cools me down. This is so true 👍

@kaimrazik 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! When he pulled the pen out I lost it 😂

@pauld4238 2 жыл бұрын

His mannerisms and delivery reminds me of a clean Lewis Black

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@MissMog 2 жыл бұрын

loved the handbag bit at the end , he has good flow , cant wait to see the whole special

@carlbaumeister3439 2 жыл бұрын

Funny! And this guy should do cartoon voiceover work.

@KenanTurkiye 2 жыл бұрын

1:11 lol I hope I don't get caught laughing for that, lol.

@1stAmbientGrl 2 жыл бұрын

Great delivery!

@mbyrd6713 2 жыл бұрын

lol, I thought I was the only one who did the leg thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pattschritter4897 2 жыл бұрын

my brother-in-law used to say (my sister & I )our mouths ran like a chickens butt LOL

@natsarimthings3147 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IceLynne 2 жыл бұрын

Totally funny 😂😂😂

@shirleycarter2451 2 жыл бұрын

This was so funny, I'm one of those ladies that turns on her I built air conditioning 🤣 😂 Hubby ofter says he says my legs are the only thing not under the covers.😅🤣😆

@jimbaker8243 2 жыл бұрын

He speaks the truth L O L ,🤣

@elaineb7065 2 жыл бұрын

As somebody who has trouble sleeping, this was accurate. Only things missing were "why are the numbers green & the light looking like Blackpool Illuminations??? I need red numbers which only shine on the face of the clock" & "where is that thumping sound coming from??? Does it have to be THAT windy outside???" Aside from that it's all there & so hilarious!!!

@trishmcbee3092 2 жыл бұрын

Love it!

@pinco40 2 жыл бұрын

Funny but ... Men can talk for hours about trivial things too like football, soccer, computer games, dates etc. So what's the difference?!🤔

@alchemistcat4877 2 жыл бұрын

I think it's gender but that's a touchy subject these days

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

I have 2 sons and they can spend hours glued to the xbox, phone or laptop in complete silence.

@garrywhite13371337 2 жыл бұрын

Too relatable 😹😹💙

@moviefreak3799 2 жыл бұрын

The 70's Skit is Sooo funny ... I can relate to it all... Such fun memories 🥰. Diane from Cleveland, Ohio

@natsarimthings3147 2 жыл бұрын

My man goes into sleep mode when I talk, can't even respond properly anymore to what I was saying.. 🤣🤣

@susanhamptonva4203 2 жыл бұрын

The purse bit is priceless!!

@meekthegreek1623 2 жыл бұрын

Leg, AC..so true! 🤣🤣

@maryj7423 2 жыл бұрын

This is golden!!!!!

@chrissiedutoit7371 2 жыл бұрын

Wow i enjoyed this!!!!

@oscarodhiambo2664 2 жыл бұрын

Now this is comedy!! I love it

@yaelsmileysimckes2662 2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing too hard!

@jeremychannel333 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my lol lol 😂 she's laying in the bed with the comforter over her then she proceeds to tap him on the shoulder "honey, honey, wake up you're breathing to loud"! 🤣

@albertplumer 2 жыл бұрын

Ah the single life.

@jeremychannel333 2 жыл бұрын

@@albertplumer yeah lol 😆 their are pros & cons for both lol but having a wife is great so the conundrum lol

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

1:10 it seems like he knows my daughter. She is like this when she arrives from work.

@3n61n33r 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent! :)))

@llamasugar5478 2 жыл бұрын

The purse!! 🤣🤣💀

@juliejensen7370 2 жыл бұрын

Great sound effects and mannerisms.

@mememo3764 2 жыл бұрын

Good & funny!

@ToniHunterOne 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh, give me that!"

@commonsensecorner7275 2 жыл бұрын

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 EXACTLY!!!

@dings215 2 жыл бұрын

the good ol' husband chair.

@Shannon77785 2 жыл бұрын

Funny guy ! 🤣😝🤪👏👍

@threeleggedcrow0318 2 жыл бұрын

Guilty as charged! 😂😂😂

@justalittlebitmo 2 жыл бұрын

His sounds effects 🤯😂

@aitotem 2 жыл бұрын

I felt like someone pulled this set from CC 20 years ago. This has not aged well

@merpius 2 жыл бұрын

Not accurate; when a guy is trying to get something out of a purse he generally manages to climb clear inside and explore for a half hour or so (having explored roughly 1% of the total volume) before emerging unsuccessful and exhausted before the woman is willing to reach into where she knows she put the thing and grab it.

@ACEYBOO 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was great, not the best audience but he was worth a better audience

@cutzymccall7675 2 жыл бұрын

The chair in my favorite store: Manthroplogie

@6729solarwolf 2 жыл бұрын

Never reach inside a woman's purse. It's a blank hole

@dovie2blue 2 жыл бұрын

He's got a great laugh too

@belindaspechtenhauser6621 2 жыл бұрын

HALIROUS! 🎉✨🤣🤣🤣✨🎉

@justcallmed5297 2 жыл бұрын

Too funny

@debbiepeterson6829 2 жыл бұрын

Married or happy? Married

@lindaleelaw5277 2 жыл бұрын

Ah a pro on women

@sramdeojohn4428 2 жыл бұрын

😂😅🤣👏🙌👏✌️✌️✌️

@googlebanmetoomuch2601 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@hannibalwolf1 2 жыл бұрын

If Is Dan Aykroyd and Chris Farley had a baby it be this guy

@timo4938 2 жыл бұрын

2 males can't create a baby but I agree he could pass as being related to them both.

@russholly 2 жыл бұрын

I got more of a Nathan Lane and Kevin Farley vibe from him. Chris Farley was more animated than his brother is and this guy sounds more like Nathan Lane. Especially, when he imitates his wife.

@myfavoritecolorisclear897 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@albertplumer 2 жыл бұрын

Remember now why I'm single, ah loneliness is ok.

@beatleme2 2 жыл бұрын

Are you married or are you happy, choose one 😄

@georgehilbish1564 2 жыл бұрын

Every word is true.

@SlyPigoftheMountains 2 жыл бұрын

This was kind of funny

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

Compared to what? A wife beating?

@sharonsmalls6846 2 жыл бұрын

The last joke made me chuckle. I see many people found him hilarious and that's okay.

@SlyPigoftheMountains 2 жыл бұрын

@@RestingBitchface7 no

@lcifermorningstar191 2 жыл бұрын

🌞

@biglewradioshow1172 Жыл бұрын

I got to check if this guy is sleeping with my wife wow. He was talking about her.

@unchained81 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@layna-heyhey 2 жыл бұрын

Hm, a little Lewis Black style + "Men are blah blah. Women are blah blah blah" jokes = This guy.

@tools.no.problem 2 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong but, don't think from the womens' side, we're not doing annoying stuff too. He's right about us not entirely communicating well. we are very different. It's ok. Just take a breath and start seeking understanding by asking questions. You might have not cleaned the bathroom a week ago when you were asked and then today you left a sock on the floor and Becky at work didn't return her stapler and you get the wrath of leaving that sock on the floor so, now you're confused because, it's just a sock, but it was 15 other things you're unaware of tied in to that sock. Then you're like, jeez sorry about the sock. Why are you so mad? Ladies you have to tell us exactly when you're upset about something or we will be super confused when you blow up over something that doesn't seem to warrant that response. Men, we do it too. You're just mad about all these things then explode over the sock. Can't do that. It's confusing to the other person.

@MrsGreen_Apple 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🙃

@YayaIsSilly 2 жыл бұрын

This might not apply to all women. But certainly some Middle Aged moms who’ve reached that point of comfort with their husbands, maybe lol

@beverlytate2669 2 жыл бұрын

Bro. When you said what we want you to do and say, "and then what happened?" That whole bit.... Sexy af Keep doing that. Teach your brothers. Thank you.

@ivanhernandez1652 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mr.balawis9948 2 жыл бұрын

A lot of feminist just got confronted by the fact that what he says is true. And it offended them. As the old saying goes...reality bites.

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

Alright, Ken.

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

I’m not a feminist, I’m an anti feminist, and I’m offended.

@jacobl6714 2 жыл бұрын

how dare you sir! Ryan long who is an awesome comedian calls it "the crime of noticing things." If you point out that there are differences between the two genders (which is a good thing) everybody freaks out. you're completely allowed to say that men are dumb, and don't open up, and that white guys can't dance and have (apparently) bland food. but as soon as you mention that women do tend to prattle on a bit, be manipulative, and/or often be completely unreasonable when they argue-because to them it's frequently not a disagreement or criticism that you can get to the bottom of and work on together, it's an argument to be "won" at all costs. the goal is to hurt you, not figure out the truth- then everybody whinges and whines and gets all butthurt about someone pointing out........reality rofl

@jc9716 2 жыл бұрын

Bitter much, Jacob?

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobl6714 All of the things you mention, such as white men can't dance, women are illogical, etc., are all points of view. Nothing wrong with that. From another race's point of view, white men can't dance. From a white person's he's just fine. From a man's point of view, maybe women are illogical, but from another woman's point of view, she's just fine. I don't mind a man claiming women are illogical and everyone having a laugh. My problem is this man's extreme exaggeration of everything from his facial expressions to his mincing around like an idiot. I've heard male commedians making jokes like his, and getting plenty of laughs (me too), but this guy is just insulting and over the top.

@karinchristensen220 2 жыл бұрын

I quit at 1:41. I am a woman, I don't act like that.

@Joh2n 2 жыл бұрын

I am an old man and I made it only a few more seconds than you.

@japanesefunnyshorts8584 2 жыл бұрын

You're tougher than me. I didn't even make a full minute. He's more annoying than funny. A lot of comedians make fun of their wives/husbands and most of the time they're funny, but he's just whiny and rude.

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

I tried to push through, but it’s just garbage.

@IceLynne 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sharonsmalls6846 2 жыл бұрын

@@michellec969 Thank you. I have always been analytical. Then I went to college and learned about inductive and deductive reasoning. While pursuing my master's being a critical thinker was discussed in most of my classes. So I don't find it amusing for women to be touted as illogical. For those who do, I see they found him hilarious.

@blauemadeleine 2 жыл бұрын

🙈🙉🙊

@real_love_tiktok 2 жыл бұрын

I must not be a woman I didn't find his jokes offensive at all Jesus ya'll are too sensitive for life

@MSBLS721 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha some of these comedians make me think "maybe I was supposed to be a man" or "my ex was the woman in our relationship!" all the time 🤣😂🤣

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

I think the jokes would have been funny or funnier, if he didn't over dramatize the physical. Like mincing around like a, an...idiot and puckering up his mouth. The joke about in bed with the covers pulled up under his chin and all. It's all so 50's and 60's when men were truly trying to denigrate women. It just turned me off.

@res00xua 2 жыл бұрын

Got a first like on dry bar.

@timo4938 2 жыл бұрын

Oh man you've summoned Grumpy Old Guy. He'll be here soon but I'll also tell you nobody cares.

@Zach-ku6eu 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty lame.

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 жыл бұрын

i worked at an airport. picture 5:00 am shift. the 4:00 am woman usually Hot on the phone w her girlfriends... all work for me of course. later she decided: i am the Bad Guy. of course .

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at a gov. facility. All the young guys were texting constantly. They were getting reprimands constantly. Then they complained, necause they said the women got special treatment. Proven untrue by the Union by stats.

@victoriakennedy4811 2 жыл бұрын

women need to talk at least 20,000 words per day because we juggle so many things and get not a lot of help from the men and we want them to contribute but you don't - bedroom problems are real and they don't think about how women really feel about sex and sleep because they don't talk to us or ask questions

@jayboogie7956 2 жыл бұрын

No, I gotta disagree. Men don't need women because we have hunting technology, cars, snoring sessions, trucks, cash, TV, internet, electronics, sports, and finally peace and quiet.

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

Women have the same.

@jayboogie7956 2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 True but he made it seem like men are inferior without women. That's all I'm saying

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

@@jayboogie7956 Actually, I think men and women need each other. Although at times it may be frustrating or illogical, men and women complete each other. The old Ying and Yang, I guess. But it's true, some people aren't meant for that.

@jayboogie7956 2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 Fair enough

@cynthiat6505 2 жыл бұрын

Not so much

@jimdavis6833 2 жыл бұрын

Somwtimes I wonder if the audience is paid to laugh. This wasn't even snicker worthy.

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

This was awful.

@sharonsmalls6846 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was me, especially when I saw so many postings about him being hilarious. Interesting, we really are different and it's okay.

@nicolecrystal6765 2 жыл бұрын

borroewd from pinchette

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

No. Just no. This was crappy chauvinism at it’s worst and most pathetic.

@alvallac2171 2 жыл бұрын

*its (possessive) it's = contraction of "it is/has"

@beverlytate2669 2 жыл бұрын

Try to remember it's the same way as the possessive term for his, hers. It's its, not it's. Ah, it auto corrected me so maybe it did it to you, as well. Maybe his wife is really like he says.

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

@@alvallac2171 if your best argument is an autocorrect error, then you need to just crawl back under your rock.

@RestingBitchface7 2 жыл бұрын

@@beverlytate2669 most definitely. And as a professional with a day job in publishing, I resent grammar nazis without a clue. 🤣

@CaspiRose99 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@willymaykit1482 2 жыл бұрын

Outdated material. Convalescent home comedy.

@MySmileStillStaysOn 2 жыл бұрын

I got about a minute in and had to stop because its just so sexist...

@CaspiRose99 2 жыл бұрын

0.5/10 I had very little enjoyment out of this. Lets be honest the jokes are insulting because they’re very outdated ideas and aren’t even funny. And I like some boomer humor when it’s actually accurate. Like if you’re gonna make a joke make it accurate and less stereotypical. And I’m not one to be overly offended. Hell I enjoy dark humor, stuff like this needs to be well executed or not done at all.

@brittgayle467 2 жыл бұрын

Your constant complaining in multiple threads sort of proves his point…

@CaspiRose99 2 жыл бұрын

@@brittgayle467 I’m sure it does

@KingKaizer1985 2 жыл бұрын

This guy wasn't funny at all...

@aurorav.7209 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't laugh at his jokes if I'm there. His jokes are insulting to women. He's jokes are implying women talk too much or talk all day.

@aaron6389 2 жыл бұрын

That’s because they do. I don’t know why that’s insulting

@ReverendNick64 2 жыл бұрын

Well they do 🤷‍♂️

@aaron6389 2 жыл бұрын

@@ReverendNick64 yeah, it’s just comedy. I don’t know what the big deal is

@jacobl6714 2 жыл бұрын

oh no! and then what happened?! Seriously though, i do not understand this modern phenomena of getting upset when people point out things that are just observably true. if women didn't talk too much/all day the audience wouldn't have understood or laughed. it's okay to notice that there are differences between the 2 genders. women have high agreeableness and high open-ness, men the opposite. it's......scientifically provable that ya'll do blather on a lot which is ok. that's what i don't get. if he had said "women talk all the time, and that's why they're awful people and shouldn't have rights" then everybody putting miles on their feinting couches and performatively clutching their pearls would have a point. but ya don't

@MSBLS721 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed at his jokes because they were spot on. He described me and a lot of my friends in different situations. You gotta learn to laugh or you'll get an eternal RBF. I laugh just as hard at the comedians who talk about men being dumb in different situations. Obviously they aren't talking about ALL women or ALL men.

@CaspiRose99 2 жыл бұрын

Boomer humor