Merry Chrithmith | Episode 129 | NEW RORY & MAL
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Күн бұрынMerry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to an end. We spent our final night in Boston after the show with some fans at a local pub. Shoutout to the lesbian couple that kicked it with us all night. We recap the highs/lows of the full tour and discuss an international “Pure Breed Tour” The guys discuss their best/worst Christmas gifts and Rory shares more trauma. Sadly, the Belgian waffle maker couldn’t keep the family together. Somehow we ended up discussing getting punched by Mike Tyson. Would you let him punch you? We pivot to music and discuss our top rap/r&b albums of the year and break down B Dot’s list. Naturally after music we discuss bathroom etiquette. Do you sh*t at the airport? Finally, we recap the reception from the No Jumper interview and discuss Prince/Mike tickets. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. spend time with your family and we’ll see you in the new year!
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
01:35 Tour Shoutouts
14:14 Best/Worst Christmas Gifts
19:48 Mike Tyson Punch
25:00 B Dot’s List
31:04 Top Rap/R&B Albums of the Year
52:23 Bathroom Etiquette
1:04:00 No Jumper Interview Recap
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@deazy6453 Жыл бұрын
"Zelda with better graphics." Yeah, Mal's understanding of video games still exists in the early 90s.
@ase11k Жыл бұрын
bro i was like, "wtf" when i heard that. NES Zelda has 6etter graphics than minecraft
@quilluntouchableentity2034 Жыл бұрын
I swear to God
@kikuchusss Жыл бұрын
The comedic timing with these guys are so on point. I love how they all just bounce off each other's punchlines.😂
@Rf201njfam Жыл бұрын
Exactly. They could have topics to discuss but they still talk shit, joke, laugh and have fun. They aren't too structured with being serious all the time. They let the jokes fly.
@neondarknessor Жыл бұрын
I was 5, but I was reading at a 6 year old level."-Rory 🤣😂💀
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@leejohn_bns Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas R&M. Appreciate y'all for not taking a holiday break and giving the ppl some content to watch while not entertaining family they didn't care to see.
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@alx_mck Жыл бұрын
Please don’t stop the Eddin jokes in 2023 😂 I live for them
@TAZS Жыл бұрын
1:23:21 Eddin's "goddamn" sounded like when Kevin Hart found out how old Don Cheadle was in that one interview 😂
@OriginalBoondocksXVIII Жыл бұрын
I think that was on purpose lol.
@anthonycent3277 Жыл бұрын
I will attest that I WANT YOU BUT YOU’LL NEVER KNOW was def one of the best songs of all 2022 🫡🫡 Rory 45:47
@ape-san6037 Жыл бұрын
“Like sexual tension?” - Edin 🤣🤣
@braxtonmoore9246 Жыл бұрын
Watching this in the airport and I’m regretting my cup of coffee lmao
@along58 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@user-xh8qt3ez5s Жыл бұрын
Eddin saying “ ..and yet… everyday…” is hilarious 1:07:58
@CheekzAhoy Жыл бұрын
Eddin one liners are gold
@brendarico3473 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo a Julian roast is necessary from now on please 😂
@DaFactsNoNonsense1713 Жыл бұрын
I love it when Rory's confident he's right when he's definitely wrong! It's okay to actually think for yourself vs. just following the crowd because you want to believe the false narrative being obviously spread around by "influencers", who will say do anything for money
@fallinstr2098 Жыл бұрын
LOVED seeing you guys on No Jumper. Been hoping to see you guys collab but didn’t think that wish would be granted. Def started off awkward but now that the awkwardness is out of the way I really hope you guys do more content!! Cause I think with everyone more comfortable you all would fucking crush it.
@cookingwitchefzayy8830 Жыл бұрын
Bro this was a great way to end the year this episode had me crying 😂😂😂
@BleakSolo Жыл бұрын
Thankful for the pod.
@thoroughthoughtsdc Жыл бұрын
Rory was def weird on the no jumper pod but I think he just gets crotchety when there’s another white in the room. He was the same way with Logic lol
@407movementBeats Жыл бұрын
Don’t let logic see this. 😂
@Dongloriano Жыл бұрын
Rory low key hate white people 😂😂 Rory def had his cuffi on that episode.
@shugarae1 Жыл бұрын
Logic isn't white🙃
@CantEditDaTruth Жыл бұрын
I heard him and AD had beef about Trey Songz
@thoroughthoughtsdc Жыл бұрын
@@shugarae1 I was tryna be funny but I guess I did it wrong
@bdizz19 Жыл бұрын
Peace love and merry Christmas and happy new years to everyone
@phelansanders Жыл бұрын
Mal gotta be the thickest vegan ever !😅
@thygreatmark Жыл бұрын
Why is this comment everywhere now, be creative and original 😢😅
@jackstone77 Жыл бұрын
Dude loves his carrots
@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын
Brodie single-handedly combatting all the narratives about veganism
@oladeebiazazi4538 Жыл бұрын
@@thygreatmarkfinally someone said it👏🏿
@TheGary419 Жыл бұрын
This is a sick comment lol
@DuwaneMont Жыл бұрын
“Let’s live in the moment” joke got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mr.mc9036 Жыл бұрын
Mal should do voiceovers “I want a turnaround so bad” 😂😂😂
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@MamaJas88 Жыл бұрын
Mal saying “Don’t touch me” real quiet 😂😂😂😂
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын
Damn so Julien is the only one that brought up Ab -soul new album? Damn Rory n Mal!
@Brklynzfynest718 Жыл бұрын
"I wanted one of those redcoats" lmaooo please Rory!
@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын
Maps cracking jokes like he ain't the uncle giving out game as a gift on Christmas 😂!!
@Incubus203 Жыл бұрын
Mal just gaslit Rory to take back his decision on seeing Prince perform over Michael Jackson 😂😂
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@theeelite7025 Жыл бұрын
😂& what’s worse is Rory let em
@UptownAlonzo Жыл бұрын
Facts I was shocked by the Mal not giving Prince flowers
@antoniohorton1818 Жыл бұрын
“I’ll rinse you” from Mal😂😂😂😂
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@akwasiantwi5383 Жыл бұрын
There should have been wayyyy more “pauses” in the mike Tyson segment😂😂😂😂
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@GMcClendon89 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Mals thoughts on minecraft is hilarious 😂.
@19faf Жыл бұрын
Man could not be more wrong 🤣
@seangotlife9396 Жыл бұрын
2 minutes listening, I start looking at the name of the episode properly 🤔😄🇿🇦
@grizmarke7147 Жыл бұрын
Why are you having this meal like you are the fonze had me rollin 😂
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@Koolface91 Жыл бұрын
Yoo I’m convinced Edin be taking they girls 😂😂😂
@kevinalmonte4534 Жыл бұрын
Ya on fire ya’ll keep it going 🙏🏼 Merry Christmas to the world
@Ceddyuncensored Жыл бұрын
First time y'all brought up Giveon! It's about damn time. Most slept on album of the year
@OriginalBoondocksXVIII Жыл бұрын
Rory brought it up around when it released too, easily one of my favorites of the year (maybe even my #1.)
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@FranciscoSanchezXO Жыл бұрын
10:38 “a wall? 😨” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sirdabzmcgee Жыл бұрын
Just gonna say Rory needs another pair of house slippers. Feel like he been rocking same one everytime. Get this man another color slipper to toss in the rotation. Happy Holiday's
@OriginalBoondocksXVIII Жыл бұрын
I kinda get you since he's on camera at least twice a week in them, but it's also more realistic this way. Who rotates house slippers?
@ermackoresh6282 Жыл бұрын
Julian being half black is fuckin hilarious
@johnsamuel8612 Жыл бұрын
And not liking black women 😂😂😂
@i_am_gohan9232 Жыл бұрын
I’m not mixed and I don’t really like black woken 🤷🏾♂️.
@shugarae1 Жыл бұрын
And his dad is Black Black...😊
@shugarae1 Жыл бұрын
@@i_am_gohan9232 Who's a 'Woken'?? So many beautiful black women. 🙃
@aviana009 Жыл бұрын
@i_am_gohan9232 There are roughly 22million black women in the US alone, you’ve met less than 200 black women in your entire life, has visibly seen less than 500 would be an easy guess. So how could you know you don’t like black women in general? And black women come is a variety of shades, so are saying you don’t like a certain skin complexion on women?
@Xornicus Жыл бұрын
All jokes aside I Want You But You'll Never Know is in my top 5 rnb songs of this year. The other 2 were great too but they'd be a little outside of my top 10.
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@19faf Жыл бұрын
I prefer “it’s not me” Rory needs to drop the album.
@darryllarsen8924 Жыл бұрын
Ayyoooo! I was dying when Mal read what his sweater said. They right, Mike gon make ya'll go night night nigga. Everybody go night night nigga🤣🤣🤣
@AmberEverywhere Жыл бұрын
“You look like you like funky socks though.” 😂
@Isaiahraysmith Жыл бұрын
I can’t…have this…on…the episode 😭😭😭🤝🏾😭😭😭😭
@whosjasmyn Жыл бұрын
so, i’m really stoned listening to this episode. i was multi-tasking when they got to the part about themed socks 🧦 - dude i thought i heard him say “i just use them as cunrad” which is a word i completely made up in my head and was about to google the definition until i realized he said “cumrag” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im done smokin weed. love u guys tho 🫶🏽🖤😆
@bryancole4022 Жыл бұрын
If y'all think y'all surviving a solid connected hook to the chin from Mike Tyson while literally just standing there 😂😂 y'all finna die
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@theeelite7025 Жыл бұрын
There are plenty scenarios where one would go see Prince over Mike, & for plenty of reasons💯
@jaeo908 Жыл бұрын
Che Nior had a crazy year too
@michelangelooliver2590 Жыл бұрын
Everything is the craziest thing ever to Mal
@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын
Almost like it’s a figure of speech 😮
@kilahlipstick9687 Жыл бұрын
As soon as I read this he said it. We need to be handling their merch/ "ITS THE CRAZIEST THING IN THE WORLD" shirts on sale now lol
@CantEditDaTruth Жыл бұрын
48:54 when Rory asks how long we got to make Julian like black women and Julian just switched the subject 😆
@TAZS Жыл бұрын
i for one enjoyed how awkward the No Jumper interview was because it wasn't fake. there was none of that silly industry giggling and laughing at someone's jokes you don't know for the sake of not making it awkward, which in turn makes it more awkward 😂 you guys aren't friends, clearly 😂 and it worked, i was gripped.
@KanyeReborn Жыл бұрын
What’s up with the time stamps? Can you start putting them in the description?
@Isaiahraysmith Жыл бұрын
Never thought about how I’m not outside enough to need gloves anymore 😭
@xfuzzyslipperz4179 Жыл бұрын
Rory's mom didn't deserve that, hahahhahah
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@The_Relevance Жыл бұрын
*Rory definitely brings out the Murda Mommies* 🤣🤣🤣
@quilluntouchableentity2034 Жыл бұрын
Mal walking around in nothing but an oversized t-shirt is wild
@quilluntouchableentity2034 Жыл бұрын
Mal bringing in the 80 year old female viewers is funny as hell
@krisadams4561 Жыл бұрын
No Mach-Hommy, Rome streetz or Boldy James is wiiiiiild!
@KiedaBordeaux Жыл бұрын
Eddin saying he "lays logs" in the airplane is WILD lmao.
@darrellxfarmer Жыл бұрын
Surprised future wasn’t in the top 10. Metro album too
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
Wap wap lmaoooo
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@shenellrichardson4936 Жыл бұрын
Pusha had my fave rap album oty
@kixg9820 Жыл бұрын
To the Mike and prince argument I’m ngl in all seriousness I’m taking prince. I personally am a bigger prince fan and his skill over instruments coupled with his singing and dancing is honestly a once ever 1000 year thing. Also he dances better in heels then most people ever. Give me prince
@jordanclarke6450 Жыл бұрын
No Ravyn Lenae or Steve Lacy for R&B Albums 🙂 damn. Ik Steve is technically Alternative but “Give you the World” is one of the smoothest songs of the year
@WhosZypha Жыл бұрын
I'm confused is Mal's hat logo actually backwards or not?
@Phantomuser13 Жыл бұрын
It is
@franktorres6610 Жыл бұрын
Mal saying Minecraft is like Zelda with better graphics is disgusting he must be talking about that original Zelda back on like Nintendo because ain't no way 🤣🤣
@peteroc4 Жыл бұрын
Jaws are designed to be broken ... might be the dumbest thing ever!
@DkimDatDude Жыл бұрын
Mal, have you ever heard of IBS..... 🤣🤣
@jaeo908 Жыл бұрын
Ransom too
@davidkhoale9143 Жыл бұрын
Channing Crowder‘s T Shirt
@lancejanowski4959 Жыл бұрын
We listening in Green Bay
@CalvinGroover Жыл бұрын
I still don’t understand it. We sit at the gate waiting for the flight and then as soon as we get in the air you need to use the bathroom. Like why didn’t you go back while sitting at the gate
@joeytaylor7568 Жыл бұрын
LUV 4 RENT🤝🏾👏🏾
@whocaresnetwork Жыл бұрын
Rory Don't let Mal and the crew change your mind, damn it you said Prince 🤣🤣🤣
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@ezralewismusic Жыл бұрын
ye I took this Christmas off
@_iamrid Жыл бұрын
gotta have a show in toronto
@joeblackwolf17 Жыл бұрын
Love this podcast!!
@kelwilliams2990 Жыл бұрын
I miss getting Rory sleepers
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@cjaiken041 Жыл бұрын
These episodes been extra fast
@LutherVandals Жыл бұрын
Eddin laughs like Mark Hamill
@civilenggggg Жыл бұрын
I paused this episode to go watch the No Jumper interview and Mal ya gotta loosen up more; cuz those 4 have potential for funny shit, esp if trell and house phone was on
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@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
They probably did have custom clothing 🤣
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@civilenggggg Жыл бұрын
Julian not knowing the Selena story is CRAZY
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@KBthefatgod Жыл бұрын
Cole verse on London should have been on there
@Zownito Жыл бұрын
Ay I'm from KS...hire me 😁
@badactorsacademy2312 Жыл бұрын
Yall really sleeping on Syd's album?!?! Definitely top 10 r&B albums in 2022
@jamesmarie Жыл бұрын
@1:19:00 Eddin, I gotcha on the Selena, and Rory, you should have held it down with Prince. Prince over everyone. He is so f#%king good live.
@DmaxxZ Жыл бұрын
Yall should’ve been on Lainey!! Yall Sleep on country!!
@dretheman123 Жыл бұрын
Mal boxing in a fitted is nasty work 😭😭
@phattygurlchronicles7527 Жыл бұрын
Mal gets on my nerves yo. There are people that like prince more than mike, doesnt mean it's taking anything away from him
@christianfontenot4980 Жыл бұрын
really, saying prince over mj isnt insane to say kmsl rory sure switched up too
@phattygurlchronicles7527 Жыл бұрын
@@christianfontenot4980 exactly
@theeelite7025 Жыл бұрын
Lol ion think mal knows music that well, so seeing prince over Mike would sound crazy to him, like most casuals😂
@SmaccsBoosieFade Жыл бұрын
Lol I watch Joe and these guys pod religiously. I do not see how some of those comments over there say this show completely trash and “cool running out.” These niggas hilarious. Joe and them hilarious. Like bro everybody lowkey won. It just sucks that friendships had to fall out ON CAM is all. Niggas stop fw ppl they been fw all the time. It was just their shit was public.
@TCISBEATHUB Жыл бұрын
🎉🎉🎉
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@CantEditDaTruth Жыл бұрын
What is the damn subreddit they always talking about? I don’t see no active Reddit
@justwesclipz Жыл бұрын
I know it just came out but what about soul?
@gabepeters527 Жыл бұрын
Surprised that JID wasn’t higher on everyone’s lists
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@reginehunter Жыл бұрын
WTF did they say that I can’t watch it on AppleTV? 😒
@phillipbruno4392 Жыл бұрын
Frying Julian
@i_am_gohan9232 Жыл бұрын
King’s Disease 3 is album of the year for 2022.
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@NasByTheWay24 Жыл бұрын
If yall do go to Toronto PLEASE do a collab wit the Random Order Pod man that’d be the most entertaining thing ever man I swear
@jmillersupreme Жыл бұрын
Never knew Julian was black 😂😂
@mingsmooth Жыл бұрын
💪🏽💪🏽
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@lastlvl Жыл бұрын
Damn why does Adele look like Rory in that Jamaica pic ☠️
@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139 Жыл бұрын
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@jimmystuck8969 Жыл бұрын
What the hell. It’s 7pm west coast time and this shit says it ain’t premiering for another ten hours? I get the stitched deal but like bro tf is this
@M4chozi Жыл бұрын
Be patient my guy, you don't pay the bills. Just wait and enjoy your free content.
@jimmystuck8969 Жыл бұрын
@@M4chozi you clearly don’t follow the pod or get the joke. But hope you feel good bout ya self
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