Never underestimate the sense of humour possessed by a bored soldier.
@ralitsageorge8075 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yosephinetania96325 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aurawhales83935 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤
@emzminaya11495 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@4thAct5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Estrella_nyc9 ай бұрын
You sold me on the humvee Is this how ppl felt when investing into Amazon before it blew up. HOLY SHIT!!!
@A.R.99 ай бұрын
More reliable and the same price I'd get one
@gamerkiller26329 ай бұрын
10/10
@bagelsecelle93089 ай бұрын
@@A.R.9 my guy just said Humvees are reliable 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@GhostlyShadow9 ай бұрын
@@A.R.9a friend in emt class had a civilian Humvee she had someone pull out infront of her, she folded that truck, and all she had was scratched paint
@A.R.99 ай бұрын
@GhostlyShadow I wish I had an h1 alpha aka the civilian verson
@the_slasher51854 ай бұрын
"we don't have one" got me dead 💀
@Peenutbuttah65_52 ай бұрын
same lol
@KG713-iu6xt4 ай бұрын
Man I love this guy!! When he gets back home he needs to consider a career in comedy 😂😂
@sonickrazyboyDC46 ай бұрын
that soft, “wait” and “we don’t have one” are fucking golden
@Hbomb-nm2fv5 ай бұрын
Gotta let the old 6.5 run the glow plugs before you start it lol
@justinheavenblake6804 ай бұрын
Yeah that was so soo funnyyy😅
@CismaanDheere-xh8bj4 ай бұрын
7u89i😅@@justinheavenblake680
@clemy1544 ай бұрын
❤
@sebastianmosqueda59594 ай бұрын
Doesnt anybody else see an issue with waiting for your Humvee to start in a warzone?
@witziliwitlewitzconzin2418 ай бұрын
Imagine passing by and watching your colonel seducting a humvee
@frenchieanndionisiokurokaw90368 ай бұрын
Hahahaahahha
@a-badie46178 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that is a Sergeant First Class patch
@theofficialkdot8 ай бұрын
SFC my guy
@Im_in_your_walls-bl2hk8 ай бұрын
I would’ve been embarrassed for them and walked away
@jeremygutridge20788 ай бұрын
lol... there like I WANT ONE
@starkiller60594 ай бұрын
The water bottle 😂🤣😂
@ZenabAndnwse3 ай бұрын
🎉
@Enchilada750Ай бұрын
Tactical water bottle to throw at windshields!
@ericajamesmoshi37884 ай бұрын
The Humvee roars like a mighty lion, Soo in love!
@811bro7 ай бұрын
Softly: ‘We dont have one’ 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-ko9zm6si3c7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😅😮😢❤Hmjjj
@dreyaleigh6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣 CLASSIC.
@asianbandit40546 ай бұрын
Would have been cool to show the turret mount or the radio or something like that
@AERO_Droneservice6 ай бұрын
💯🐎💨🤌🏼❤️🔥🤠🚁
@samiamersni19876 ай бұрын
T’es trop belle
@unspecifieds8 ай бұрын
The “wait” got me on the floor
@MrBizteck8 ай бұрын
Na ..the .....'we dont have one' 😂
@CingsuanNeam8 ай бұрын
'we dont have one'
@HajiStaxGaming8 ай бұрын
Wait killed me too lol
@1894averagecitizen8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah... xD
@mrtophat126 ай бұрын
Same.
@legendarygaming98914 ай бұрын
bro is too serious and funny i cannot stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂
@@storyanaksekolah2eh waste of RPG's, they die from land mines and IED's instead, much cheaper.
@hyperactiveofficial80968 ай бұрын
"Behind every sexy Humvee, there is an even sexier man." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@censored4christ1628 ай бұрын
We see the humvee as trash because they wont sell us them brand new off the factory floor like the constitution intended am i right fellas whos with me? I am for real.
@apexreactions42318 ай бұрын
Humvee unironically had a sexier startup than the Bentley
@shaolinmaster85838 ай бұрын
U mean bahntley
@murkyturkey52388 ай бұрын
I felt the same
@Someguythatplaysbuildaboat8 ай бұрын
@@shaolinmaster8583bro I KNOW YOU SAYTHAT BC OF THE WOMAN🤣
@TransformersCarFan8 ай бұрын
Isn't that a Rolls
@Kay_AL8 ай бұрын
@@TransformersCarFanno 😂 what rolls Royce has a Bentley logo on the wheel cap 💀
@shemmarchapman49445 ай бұрын
Humvee had me cackling after 1:00 am, but as soon as he said wait i almost died, my outburst of laughter was so historical it pissed off my dad and literally almost beat beat the shit outta me
@GawinNatenSimple4 ай бұрын
this made my day. Salute to you sir 😂
@user-kz4jt6vw9j9 ай бұрын
the "we dont have one" got me dying
@Othecookieman9 ай бұрын
Fr 😂
@halielee31519 ай бұрын
True😂
@jafetumanzor66879 ай бұрын
😂😂
@The-K_Man9 ай бұрын
But humvee has .50 cal on top so it's alright
@Zam-hy2yw9 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@kami4399 ай бұрын
Never seen someone sexually harass a Bentley before
@ramleehamdin18478 ай бұрын
I also never seen someone caressing military humvee b4. 😅😅
@SonaNerikov8 ай бұрын
And I've never seen car enthusiast actually paying attention to vehicle/mechanical field. Like seriously the engineering function of humvee exceeds ANY sports car in existence.
@inuyasha48898 ай бұрын
@@ramleehamdin1847gotta get to the motor pool more often. Grease apes just going to town on mufflers.
@bikramdeepsingh59018 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@smolltaco56678 ай бұрын
@SonaNerikov yeah ok show me all the humvees in racing then
@TheHirohikoAraki20 күн бұрын
Unlike Bentley, this Humvee has been through *wars* 🚬🗿
@Acma-Acma5 ай бұрын
"We don't have one" 😂😂😂
@moch78 ай бұрын
Jokes killin' me on "wait" and "we don't have one" 😂😂
@kevinchristochanel63458 ай бұрын
lol me too 🤣
@kennedy37818 ай бұрын
@ykpauHa404 Keep crying vatnik
@telisah96118 ай бұрын
This is sooo Army relatable!!!😂
@TheReal_JG8 ай бұрын
@ykpauHa404 if only you knew what happened to them in the past 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan. . . .🫠🔥 Shit was rough to survive in a convoy out there.
@brothermouzone13079 ай бұрын
The cleanest Humvee I have seen.
@HaztolLive9 ай бұрын
Fr
@strv819 ай бұрын
There will never be a true clear humvee
@melquisedecgonzalez86989 ай бұрын
Word 😂
@thepizzacarpizza10569 ай бұрын
um akshualy it's called a HMMWV
@thelegogamer37398 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@AmazePaulz12 сағат бұрын
Lol... Whispers.. 'We dont have one'
@huangyiwensqps65604 күн бұрын
The engine helped me a step of stripping down all my brain cells 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@lacrocks8 ай бұрын
That "wait" had me 😂
@nyonyahapache57738 ай бұрын
Me too😂😂😂
@tinthepotato8 ай бұрын
SAME AHAHAAH
@TheEconomist7.08 ай бұрын
@@nyonyahapache5773 🤣🤣 Too Good
@Jay_wisely218 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@thomasmontclair9408 ай бұрын
FR!
@Mjelliee6 ай бұрын
bro has a killer mustache
@Re-Zystin5 ай бұрын
Ye, bro has a *killer* mustache
@AmyFlannigan274 ай бұрын
So killer you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.
@Mjelliee4 ай бұрын
pretty much that@@AmyFlannigan27
@Anonymous-hg7qq4 ай бұрын
Ya , that mustache once killed 6 million people.
@faisalislamchowdhury51834 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-hg7qq*850K
@danim8414Күн бұрын
We‘re committing war crimes with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@andrewfortenbacher11768 ай бұрын
"Humvee...wait..." and "we don't have one". Freakin priceless!!!!
@DOKEN19848 ай бұрын
I didn't know that Lewandowski is in the military.
@Redemberdragoon8 ай бұрын
what he should have done instead of saying "we don't have one" he should have pulled the charging handle on what ever mountd gun was on the humvee
@meekserge63007 ай бұрын
"Wait, we don't have one", got ma a** rollin...💀💀💀
@huangyiwensqps65604 күн бұрын
“We don’t have one” 😂😂😂😂😂
@jesalthakur70954 ай бұрын
Major behind you !! Meanwhile Major :
@Spinosaurus448 ай бұрын
Seductively says “we don’t have one”
@Wertyber8 ай бұрын
lmao
@minusdagreez88178 ай бұрын
"wait" hahaahha
@cpostclothesrack20128 ай бұрын
🏆
@axadjonshorahimov82947 ай бұрын
@@minusdagreez8817😅
@axadjonshorahimov82947 ай бұрын
😅
@techtrendsandprofits8 ай бұрын
He floored me at “we don’t have one…”😂😂😂
@Tomatosaladz8 ай бұрын
Isn't that a war crime?
@madishinnar54978 ай бұрын
yes it is@@Tomatosaladz
@barneyt40198 ай бұрын
@@Tomatosaladzwhat's a war crime?
@cheetu84418 ай бұрын
Lmao
@rahulb7525 ай бұрын
His straight face while saying humvee just kills me😂😂
@ser1es83512 күн бұрын
I never seen a humvee start that fast 😂
@libraryofpapel9 ай бұрын
that hawai’i coconut milk dude has a rival
@papang58639 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who thought about this guy. He's hilarious!
@PalzerLama9 ай бұрын
COOEE-FEEE...PEARFECTT!
@jeremiahharris39509 ай бұрын
I honestly thought he was going to show up.
@nasapayrollsystem87019 ай бұрын
Yes ... I thought of him too.. Perfect👌
@Tibbs_Farm9 ай бұрын
Not sure which one i like better... hawaii guy's Toyota or this dude's HMMWV
@LeCars8 ай бұрын
Commander: wtf are you doing there
@zizzeldownsss29478 ай бұрын
Plot twist : he's the commander 😂
@jjsolstice72838 ай бұрын
Soldier: Humvie!! Sir!!
@Aryan-nv9kd8 ай бұрын
"Private Fakface! Stop molesting that steering wheel and report for toilet duty!"
@andrewwritesel15858 ай бұрын
🤣🤣@@Aryan-nv9kd
@a-badie46178 ай бұрын
@@zizzeldownsss2947he's a sergeant first class there is definitely 1st sergeant watching from a second story window like wtf
@Ghost_never_breaks2 күн бұрын
You don’t understand how hard it is to open a humvee door at 11 years old
@WilkensTokarev22 ай бұрын
Humvee the way the soldier said it 😂 like a male sexy model hehe
@luckynarayani46048 ай бұрын
Bentley : "I'm Rose Petal" Humvee : "I'm Hard Metal"
@honeymoonLDRX8 ай бұрын
flop
@lemon40878 ай бұрын
Goes like a 90s song😅
@UncleNeil8 ай бұрын
My chest hair grew 6 inches when you fired that hummer up!
@rutvikrs8 ай бұрын
I grew a bush by the end of this short🥲
@mr.stickguy68417 ай бұрын
@@rutvikrsIn your butt hole in particular?
@fazliddinotaboyev18383 ай бұрын
1😂😂Bentley :where is my SKIRT . 2😂😂Hamvi : oh sheet where is my gun
@team_blobz60124 ай бұрын
The " wait" is what kills me not to mention the "we don't have one"
@genesis8447 ай бұрын
"we don't have one" *cutely dying*
@originalrecipe79885 ай бұрын
Seeing the humvee with a blinker is hilarious to me. Imagine being in a warzone and you're signaling every turn as you're being shot at 😂
@user-ws6hi7kw5l4 ай бұрын
Это для езды в городских условиях
@Maxie563 ай бұрын
😂 the funny thing is that my dad has a humvee
@AlejandroClaros3 ай бұрын
Rfvkj❤❤❤😂❤
@muhammadadahaputeh31793 ай бұрын
Football football@@user-ws6hi7kw5l
@Elcanaldeyoutube3 ай бұрын
@@user-ws6hi7kw5l u fxck up the fun mate
@skinner219Ай бұрын
The “wait” got me Hahahahaa
@shmoogit4 ай бұрын
shes like a pokemon the way she keeps repeating it 😂😂
@moseschong338 ай бұрын
Women: hear the bently purr Soldier: hear that humvee roar
@ttdanimations12318 ай бұрын
no need to be sexist that wasn’t the joke here 👍
@ryansparakeet8 ай бұрын
He is not being sexist it's a joke
@Farmboy40208 ай бұрын
The humvee sounds the best
@ttdanimations12318 ай бұрын
@@ryansparakeet okay sorry won’t happen again
@sbcavo43328 ай бұрын
you say roar but its more like a knock then a bang then a whole lotta rattling
@TherealAbrahamLopez8 ай бұрын
That silent blinker on the humve is the essence of luxury
@f-raptor-cf2xh8 ай бұрын
Why, because it works? I agree then
@liltnarg50178 ай бұрын
But I like that little clicking sound.
@Kakulito_Boricua4 ай бұрын
I am fascinated by your parodies, with this one you have excelled. First time I see your channel, congratulations. Blessings from Puerto Rico ✌🏻😁🇵🇷
@user-fm4wc9om4q4 ай бұрын
Bro I LOVE YOU
@Lankygit018 ай бұрын
Bentley: ping Humvee: THUNK
@neltonmiranda96337 ай бұрын
😂
@DragonManiac337 ай бұрын
Humvee win !!!
@BahBax7 ай бұрын
😂
@DarkEmptyRoom8 ай бұрын
Dude the “we don’t have one” is killing me
@W.A.I.D.W.M.L8 ай бұрын
Killing me? Humvee? Wait…
@a_zim28128 ай бұрын
😂
@ugegegodris4 ай бұрын
He secretly said to the camera "we don't have one"
@Arash_Leopard20 күн бұрын
"Humvee...wait.." lmao
@RUS-ml6oe4 ай бұрын
Оч смешно, одна из самых смешных пародий, спасибо)))
@NAS0008 ай бұрын
“Bentlehh” “We don’t have that” 😂😂😂
@subbywan14228 ай бұрын
That humvee's going places the Bently's never even dreamed of.
@matan67378 ай бұрын
Yeah it gets scrapped under military oversee instead of ending up in a chop shop.
@james-4047 ай бұрын
Iraq
@chrischin54547 ай бұрын
Taiwan…
@cynthiamoore88687 ай бұрын
Right on!
@adriancabezas45627 ай бұрын
Bentley
@joshuarino36814 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 we don't have one.. just cracked me up this one😂😂😂
@chaewonzzzs3 ай бұрын
I like how she's like Bentley but it ain't her car
@Jachai_Castaneda9 ай бұрын
The water bottle falling tho🤣🤣🤣
@xrayban29 ай бұрын
Beware of accident if it gets under the brake 😉
@flautaaseren9 ай бұрын
@@xrayban2nahh bro if that shit clicked the wrong button it would've gone kaboom💥💀
@trevorirby59359 ай бұрын
Y’all not have cup holders?
@gamergodofjustice8 ай бұрын
@@trevorirby5935cup holders were not issued as part of the uniform. Even if they were it be like the rain jackets the never get to be used because someone will always forget theirs
@cabledad658 ай бұрын
That's why Amazon sells magnetic cup holders.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Haz3l_eyes8 ай бұрын
She's the definition of daddy's money 💀 Edit:The tea is very hot in my comments
@fp59408 ай бұрын
No she’s Russian. Only they say Benchley.
@Bingus_Lore8 ай бұрын
@@fp5940that doesn't mean she can't be spoilt 😂
@noahjanosko89858 ай бұрын
@@Bingus_Lorecommunism can’t be spoiled
@johnspeaks558 ай бұрын
She is 100% capable to earn money with her own abilities
@loganwallace1018 ай бұрын
@@noahjanosko8985it’s Russia not the Soviet Union
@justdragogames4 ай бұрын
😂 the "we don't have one" for the lifty bar thingy
@user-xp3lk4we8j4 ай бұрын
Did I just heard a silent ‘’wait” and ‘’we don’t have one”😂😂😂😭😭💀💀
@giant17797 ай бұрын
This guy deserve an Emmy award not an Oscar 😂
@nogames-rc6fz7 ай бұрын
I don't even know the difference
@-fantasy90047 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@giant17797 ай бұрын
@@nogames-rc6fz me too 😁.
@meciocio7 ай бұрын
@@nogames-rc6fzoscars are for movies emmys are for tv shows
@VEVOHADIMUSIC7 ай бұрын
F that give him a peace Nobel prize
@Yoriichi_Sengoku8 ай бұрын
His mustache makes this 100x better😂
@cqokie_doodles8 ай бұрын
🙋卍 german looking ah
@ridwanhaque23698 ай бұрын
Feels like Dr. Disrespect from Amazon without the shades.
@coryboy3458 ай бұрын
POOOOOLEEEEECE DAT MOOOOSTACHE!!!!!!
@boxofmadness25118 ай бұрын
100x Bentley
@xenowilson9 күн бұрын
Lmao, am I crazy or did the Hummer start quieter than the actual high end luxury car. 🤣🤯
@brellkimbatsa14164 ай бұрын
❤😂❤😂❤You like your Bugatti, and I love my car army also. 😂😂😂
@CSTITAN5769 ай бұрын
“Behhhhntley” “Machine guhhhhn”
@branemadic48609 ай бұрын
bro XD
@canisarcani9 ай бұрын
SOLD!
@santiagomarques83849 ай бұрын
Tah tah tah tah
@sidthesloth129 ай бұрын
This is what i was waiting for the whole time....or just something crazy
@alexsalvi18249 ай бұрын
who is this cow?
@imranahmad-uh9fi8 ай бұрын
i'm sold on this humvee. that guy really embodies the spirit
@tootssamaritajr.79112 ай бұрын
Humvee: Sir please stop massaging me it hurts 😅
@_BAD_MERC_Ай бұрын
I could binge watch these.
@RoboticMothBlade8 ай бұрын
This video is comedy gold. From the death stare he gives the camera to the "We don't have one" it's all amazing. The quick flash of the hands fiddling around the wheel absolutely kills me.
@user-uo1fq4oh5s8 ай бұрын
its not that deep broski
@bbmgamer67463 ай бұрын
Oh man i love this guy...😂
@dereksun32588 күн бұрын
Best part is that a Humvee can cost more than a Bentley
@itslo63378 ай бұрын
can it invade a milittary strongold? bentley:❌ *HUMVEE* :✅
@rahlmaclaren14788 ай бұрын
Depends on how many supermodels each holds.
@VandalAudi8 ай бұрын
Can it harvest fields of grain? John Deere Combine Harvester : ✅️ Humvee : ❌️
@fulconandroadcone94888 ай бұрын
@@VandalAudi can it plow? Mercedes Unimog : ✅️ John Deere Combine Harvester : ❌️
@Air_v28 ай бұрын
@@fulconandroadcone9488 Can it kidnap Children? Random White Van: ✅ Mercedes Unimog: ❌
@JustIkes8 ай бұрын
@@Air_v2Can it chase and arrest? Police car:✅️ Random White Van:❌️
@Xth3Z8 ай бұрын
I'm now in love with that Humvee. 😂
@pcl164 ай бұрын
When he tapped on the wheel got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
@ambitiouslee79818 ай бұрын
Best recruitment ad ever
@ScorpionFTW8 ай бұрын
Yep, signing up today
@therealpanse8 ай бұрын
Ah yes. A short making fun of asmr videos is exactly what I needed to convince me to get shot.
@justinkim77568 ай бұрын
@@therealpansesound like a skill issue
@therealpanse8 ай бұрын
@@justinkim7756 is it? How much skill do you need to win the lottery of war?
@justinkim77568 ай бұрын
@@therealpanse lmao dude nobody cares about ur anti war stance lmfao
@MrCharles269 ай бұрын
That has to be the cleanest f****** Humvee I've ever seen in my entire life
@grahameward75059 ай бұрын
Afuckingmen to that
@Paladin_Aurum9 ай бұрын
Especially surprising belonging to a NG unit somewhere in Virginia.😂
@bdbdkdfotbrveiw9 ай бұрын
It’s a “humveeee👄”
@firkejdjneii282839 ай бұрын
it looks like its on display or something
@michaelsalinas88529 ай бұрын
Fuck yea it is either way this video got me 😂
@Ghostspider185 ай бұрын
The way his hand moved across it😆😆😅😅😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@inassh86854 ай бұрын
Take my money! Yes you! The "we don't have one" Humvee guy 😂
@Peacock-a-doodle8 ай бұрын
That Humvee lookin' comfy ngl
@Ruvim-uk6xo8 ай бұрын
bro
@ismaelsantodomingo25608 ай бұрын
Brooo you don't know what u saying 😅
@TheLilApple8 ай бұрын
It lookin confee
@dawnsredemptiongaming55678 ай бұрын
You could not be futher from the the truth… spent a total of 9 months in one they are God awful
@NoobieLandCity8 ай бұрын
@@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 Hell I don't even need to spend 9 months in one, just going to work is far enough for me xD
@hybridwolf668 ай бұрын
Best short on the internet! "Wait" , "we don't have one", Water bottle in the windshield. Perfection!
@CubicPlanets8 ай бұрын
,,,
@stephenalderLF158 ай бұрын
Don't forget the Gatorade bottles with urine
@steveodude17 күн бұрын
That dash vent is a great substitute for a microwave for chicken sandwiches. Take that, Bentley.
@King_Bob993 ай бұрын
After he thumped the hood, he should’ve softly said “ouch”
@shadowknight_25059 ай бұрын
Yessir. we traded the storage box for the 50 cal machine gun.
@ItsyourboyPenguinboy9 ай бұрын
Fuck yeaaa 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
@Krishnendu7929 ай бұрын
Nah, the moonroof is replaced by the 50cal gun mount, and the storage box has the ammos
@marvinthomas98979 ай бұрын
Good trade.
@loveuanta72739 ай бұрын
Merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@losientoo8 ай бұрын
@@loveuanta7273uh huh
@FLjcollins8 ай бұрын
The "Wait" is what got me. 😂😂
@rm52828 ай бұрын
Gotta let those glow plugs do their thing. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@BarakahBarakh4 ай бұрын
😂😂💪🏽You want? And he wants. And father to you both..
@JuliaRamos-lr3oo19 күн бұрын
This is why the everyone wants to be in the army 😂,even me and my brother
@benjaminachan85667 ай бұрын
This is definitely the guy the Internet needs right now.