Please I need to know what your first impression of that phoenix chan video was

Phoenix said these cursed Minecraft media sources are making him incredibly uncomfortable, yet somehow he still looks into them

1:17 for anyone who might not know on bedrock Minecraft (at least on the consoles to my knowledge) there is an option to craft one and an option to craft all, which as the name suggests you use all the resources in your inventory to make as many of that item as you can, up to a stack.

4:57 I find it funny that Phoenix gives up making jokes about the slab-to-full-block crafting and just looks at the sick-ass texture pack

0:54 I'm pretty sure everyone thought stairs should be crafted this way.

0:56 This isn't a cursed Minecraft image, this is literally a fact that should be made happen

2:20 - I thought Phoenix's hand was a torch in this frame! 😂

2:50 another command block. "Magic is defeating magic" -Bad guy from film "Shazam"

For those of you who don't get 3:31, it's a reference to the demon core. It was originally intended to be used in a third atomic bomb, but was kept for testing and resulted in two fatal criticality incidents, one of which happened when an irresponsible researcher accidentally let the two halves of the shielding close.

2:15 - That's clever, having Monika be a furnace when all the others are dispensers / observers. In the original game, EVERYTHING about her screams "odd one out" from the black socks when everyone else has white socks, to 99% of her portraits being forward facing when everyone else is facing off to the side, etc.

How the hell did I read 5:05 as “Fatherless” 💀

Blud opened a dark fountain at 4:01💀💀💀

2:52 Command Block-enchanted Diamond Tools from Minecraft: Story Mode. 3:48 Flinint and Steel.

2:34 what did i just witness

I actually made like 20+ hoes by accident one time out of either iron or stone, but I ended up using them all on a massive wheat/potato farm before eventually making everything automated, it ended up allowing me to trade an absurd amount of crops for emeralds and then emeralds for other stuff like books and gear and ended up being one of the best mistakes I've ever made. Checkmate Minecraft.

You can craft more than 1 stack at a time in bedrock, the crafting book is the only way to craft (well that's what I remember, didn't play it a lot). But in java, items are placed on the table so it simply can't because the book is an optional tool that only helps, it doesn't work the same way at all, but you can still make the mistake to craft a stack of a crafting table, it's just not like crafting your WHOLE WOOD STOCK into crafting tables in ONE CLICK

2:19 never thought I'd see a Bocchi the rock reference on this channel

5:35 "Steve. How did I get a full bucket." *dead stare* "Wait, wait, Steve no-!" _Alex was milked to death_

1:51 can’t believe Gus Fring startrd as Creeper 😭

5:22 Naw they found the depths, now we gotta worry about gloom💀

Yoo its my pack 5:00

I’m just wondering how PhoenixSC is still monetized at this point

5:34 “every player can be milked” Alex: *STEVE* :

"Every player can be milked" Every Alex Skin user is about to have a very bad time

In the famous words of a jolly mustache man: “These images are SUSTAINABLE”

3:46 oh the irony

Alex can be milked for sure…a refreshing beverage…as for Steve…that’s another story lmao 😂

About that steve with too many crafting table, when you hold the crafting result in bedrock it will mass create that item using up all the materials placed in the crafting slots, it's very helpful when you want to create batch of items fast but also it's very easy to trigger

2:42 piss cake

2:50 delete world

0:36 the perfect loop

All the artwork for Alex looking normal almost always look *surprisingly well done.*

Your videos make the platform a better place dude

Phoenix SC just catched me in 4K 💀

What has this subreddit become

(1:04) the tension between them is palpable.

In case you didn’t get the reference in 3:31, it’s a demon core, basically plutonium core surrounded by a tungsten carbide wall Edit: in case you’re wondering how I figured it out: Pu = plutonium, W = tungsten

2:49 another command block that setblocks you with air

The zombie is so double cheeked up even the warden can see him

5:32 alex is just surprised of how much milk came out 😂

With the bread sword the longer it’s left out it gains more damage as the bread gets staler and thus harder

Circle fires=very very satisfying

finally! vertical slabs!(that is actually something they added that I have needed since the new update!)

5:40 Technically we all know where the milk came from and Alex is looking at it wondering what did she do to deserve this.

That Australian GP was quite realistic tbh 4:34

2:59 steve worm

1:17 - The closest thing I've done to this is putting a stack of Planks in my build box instead of a stack of Logs. I single-handedly cornered the market on Wooden Buttons, that day.

3:36 wanna repeat that?

Ballin

I think that Steve's milk is more cursed

my desk broke when i watched this

3:21 dang the pipe bomb reset Miku’s entire game

1:50 last chance to look at me steve

0:51 cus you wouldnt need the crafting table

1:43 finally inner peace 🐢

4:30 YOOO ICE BOAT RACING

4:17 oh no ohhhhhhhh *blood curdaling shit*

2:16 I just KNOW Nadwe would love this

2:14 reference= DOKIDOKI literature club ... They're getting a cartoon by jakeneutron called DOKIDOKI...FOREVER!

4:27 to those interested, the track this ice circuit is based on is the albert park circuit in melbourne, australia

2:24 what have they done to you poor PhoenixSc

Love how we get satisfying things as an intermission.

2:49 "Name 1 thing to destroy that" *_/setblock ~ ~ ~ air_*

1:22 Because in bedrock edition we don't accidentally craft so many of the same item like in java

3:13 *i would use this to destroy phoenix-chan* Edit: holy i didnt expect this many likes

This April fools snapshoot got way to far lmao

at 1:25 I did the same thing in one of my survival worlds on bedrock. But it wasn't iron axes, it was weighted iron pressure plates

The entire lab fainting fr.

3:31 they forgot the screw driver that's why it didn't work

2:06 ROGer BADger MaN

I keep finding your videos but they are entertaining so take my subscription!

1:26 every minecraft players nightmare

2:20 That gets me impressively off guard because someone make Phoenix's version of Kita's Omurice magic scene from Bocchi the Rock

2:55 No Panzerkampfwagen of the lake?

That Mario Kart one was actually amazing. I loved that.

Literally, There was a Press Start Music from Subzero GD and it synced *PERFECTLY* with the ice boating.

1:40 Well looks like another day with nightmares again.

1:16 Shift click to craft multiple items. It's a simple error, but not common.

i tried Faithless a few months ago its my favorite texture pack now i use it together with the texture pack crystal skulk

Steve looks like a minecart 💀🤨

2:15 They're all of the "dispenser family" to put it that way, except Monika, who's a furnace.

1:33 that is wayyyyy easier to happen in bedrock than in java

0:32 bro predicted the future smh

1:16 this is why I have 12 stone axes

1:55 oh, I get it, minecraft used to be called 'cave game' in the indev stages, only the OG'S will understand the joke

0:00 animol moce ballin 0:22 cursed phoenix 0:24 arrow go brrrrrr around the world 0:27 mayongus studios 0:37 spin thingy 😡 0:43 stevecart 0:51 whuy thus 1:03 date in da nethor 1:13 *fat name* CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 1:18 Bedrock players be like 1:25 I quit bedrock, Java is cool *lave* 1:40 this creeper is good boi 1:43 corcol fihuh 1:47 marvel be like😊 1:56 but it coo- 💥💥 1:57 how to bake alex 2:05 owch 2:15 mojang, delete dispensers 2:20 Phoenix becomes sus 2:42 phoeke 2:49 creative mode 2:53 my wisdom is water is bad 2:57 HELP MY MOM HAS THE BELT 3:03 the crafting table ate it, duh. 3:06 are you smelting glass in there? 3:12 spyper 3:15 the channel of xux things 3:22 how to download the new update 3:30 I’m allergic to looking at this 3:35 my eyes, they are burning. 3:39 airy 3:42 Steve’s new merch: squishys 3:46 Eo 3:50 uncrafting table 3:56 bread sword vs chicken 4:01 portal to craftmine 4:11 creeper in the cereal. 4:29 HotWheels? ColdShovels! 4:50 typo. 4:58 full slab block 5:06 FAITHLESS 5:12 jellxe 5:18 deep dark 5:26 chan 5:31 hhmmmmm 5:41 fin.

3:58 *_OLIVE GARDEN WANTS TO KNIW YOUR LOCATION_* P.S: Yes misclicking is a SERIOUS problem in bedrock, I once made over 300 wood buttons

THE BALLIN VIDEO KILLED ME MENTALLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

0:43 the minecart would not be able to pass through the junction from the right to the left. The grooves are cut one way, but not the other.

0:06 he was walking with all that cake yet the sculk sensor didnt turn on??

the frosted flakes is funny 😂

Yes this happened a while ago on bedrock edition. I chopped down a whole tom of wood (4 stacks) went to make another crafting table and... No more wood!

2:21 Cakes became more delicious that day after Phoenix spread his Kita-aura

2:46 Man's "What did I do to deserve this" take it personally xd

I actually tried the creeper frosted flakes. And also the suspicious stew Pringles.

Faithless looks so cool!!

1:21 Phoenix, it’s not true on Nintendo Switch because by default the key for crafting as much as possible of an item is different from the key to craft only one of the item, so the only reason you would craft to many was if you misclicked

5:28 Oh I see what Piston-chan is gonna do

4:56 this is either typed by someone working for Atlus (the company that developed Persona 1-5) or stuff that were supposed to be skin accessories

2:25 who made this○_○