The Michael Jackson bit, Peter Kay was doing this gig at the O2 in London, when Jacko was supposed to be doing his shows. He died, the space became available and Kay took it.

"I don't waste my evenings" is the funniest and most astute thing about this skit. :)

Peter's humour is simple but the best thing about it is he never puts people down to build himself up.

"After you do he'll never phone ya". "Every time I think of it I pinch myself." "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight".

That laugh after the Ethiopian bit woulda been me. 😂

Love Peter Kay, he's very good at the "observational" part of comedy, and does it with a disarming Northern charm (Yorkshire). He actually disappeared for a long time due to his poor mental health, he's only recently started touring again.

3:43 I had to listen to that cackle about 5 more times 😂😂😂

"After you do, he'll never 'phone ya."

As a child, after hearing Jim Croce's Bad, bad Leroy Brown I asked my mother what was so tough about having a RAISIN in your shoe.....LOL

Girl feel free to laugh, I think that will make this channel go viral

I like you guys. Your vibe is so real. I thought ‘bad moon on the rise’ was ‘there’s a bathroom on the right.’ My daughter and her bestie thought “I’m shameless” was (belt it out) “I’m SHAVIN’”

After you do he’ll never phone ya! Biggest problem is once you hear him say the wrong words, you can’t get the real ones back!

" *Your burgers are tha bessst* "

Also, my mother had a set prayer she used for grace at table. At the end was, “bless this food you have provided. May we use it for its intended use.” My sister’s first time up at prayer bat (she was five) went well until the end. “May we use it for toots (rhymes with foots) and tender juice.”

“Every time I think of you I pinch myself”

Love it when she laughs 😅

Pure gold!!!

Peter Kay is a national treasure in the UK. He comes from Bolton area in the north of England, hence the accent. He has been a star in the UK for more than 20 years and his tours always sell out fast. He is a stand up comedian plus he does his own comedy drama TV shows, which are all well worth watching and generally funny as feck.

The last line is the best one imho 'can't see mine let alone kiss it........' LOL

The heart does go on

Bitty’s North England accent not bad at all

“Can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight” 😂

Hahaha he’s class!! Peter Kay is a legend

I love the smedly laugh…cracks me up.

“I can’t believe you kiss your car good night”. For years I thought it was… “I can’t believe you kiss your carving knife”.

I thought I could understand English 'til I went to Wales - These were halarious, I will never hear these songs the same way again 🤣

He’ll never PHONE you.

3:41 sounded just like Joaquin Pheonix's "Joker" laugh lmaoooo

You need to do Peter Kay 'dogging' sketch, its hilarious. 😂

Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze. "Excuse me while kiss this guy"

Your laugh is infectious. Brilliant video.

Funny AF, love people you can laugh in these days. Love your content, keep up the great work.

After he does, he'll never PHONE ya is the actual line

After you do, he'll never phone ya

,😂😂absolutely hysterical and brilliant 👏 🤣 love Peter Kay he is a National Treasure 🇬🇧 💷 ❤

Never heard of this guy looking forward to it

Your impressions at the start have me cracking up lmao

That was fun again, thanks, you two.

You will never be able to get these lyrics out of your mind now 😂

Omg you had me rolling!

You'll never unhear those lyrics now.

Brilliant can't wait for you to check out micky Flanagan ❤

One of the funniest sketches ever!!!

...Kiss your car goodnight...

The way you say "Dats ecsactly how it be doh"...ha ha "Dats ecsactly how it be doh"...ha ha That is exactly how it is though!

You guys deserve more followers. Glad you discovered this guy he’s great.

Well i wont "tell" what i thought English lyrics sounded like to me before my teens (when i couldnt understand a single English word) LMAO 🤪

"Every time I think of it I pinch myself"

BabyFace said "pinch myself"

you need to react to the ricky gervais show, where he introduces his friend karl pilkington, seems to be a favorite with American reactors. its hilarious 😅

Another gem is Peter Kay Comedy gold, Al Murray vs Americans

In my experience, the hotdog does indeed go on 🌭

I'm goin to watch Peter Kay tomoz on his new tour.

Jo Koy - how to tell Asians apart. You won’t be disappointed 😂

Guys his Telephone Etiquette is good. This is funny but you'll never hear those songs the same again.

"I can't believe you kiss your car good night"....😂😂😂

The lady doesn't or couldn't dig this type of jokes!😂

The proper lyrics - Just let me state for the record, we're giving love in a family dose. You can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong, but now. I can hear your prayers. Your burdens I will bear I believe the heart does go on. All souls to what's true After you do he'll never phone ya. Every time I think of it, I pinch myself. I can't believe you kiss your car at night.

5:43 was great! 😂😂😂 “I believe that the heart does go on”

I was in the audience, when that woman cackled about the "starving Ethiopians"

This english guy is so hilarious. That's all about what this is. Miss heard we've all sang to the songs and thought it was saying something else, and you're favorite Celine Dion, I'm from Canada. She's from quebec, Canada. She says my heart does go on, but it really sounds like hot dogs.... This guy is hilarious.That's why the very first one by the pointer sisters just staple the vicar.A vicar is like a priest.You know a guy in church they say a vicar

Just shows you that one suggestion can seriously change what you think you hear.

Shania Twain says I can't believe you kiss your car good night

Peter Kay is from my hometown Bolton, he did a few british comedy series that i would recommend you watch, Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddys Road to Nowhere, i am however unsure whether itd be worth it for you guys. so many of the jokes would be lost on the context of a lot of jokes just not being known...😅 think I'll rewatch them now though to double check though, thanks for cheering my day up

Great 'karaoke' impression at the beginning there. Don't know if anybody else has already answered this in the comments, but to answer your question, Peter Kay is from Bolton, Greater Manchester, UK. The accent/dialect over there is particularly strong. Source: me who lived in that area for several years. Edit: The Duffy song he's referring to, she does indeed sing 'mercy', but her Welsh accent definitely makes it come across as 'birdseed'. And yes, it is 'he'll never phone you'.

Vicar: an Anglican priest in England

Peter Kay is brilliant. I'm glad you both watched it. Road to 30? Nah, 50k!

You should listen to the rest of it. So funny

This is the 1st time I have ever heard a girl growl when she laughs

The very first time i heard Bobby Gentry singing "I'll never fall in love again" i thought, there is no way she is singing "phone" on that.

Fingers crossed that we get more Daniel Tosh 🤞🏿

Peter Kay comedy genius

She says 'after you do he'll never phone ya'

He is from Bolton in Lancashire in the UK. He is hilarious. They have a very distinct accent😂

He’s from Bolton in the north of England. Decent attempt at the accent tbf 😂

loe this bit!

Yes, the song he'll never bone you.That was dusty springfield singing What to get when you fall in love...he says.."bone you" Dusty sings"he'll never PHONE you..

I love that his looonnggg pause to the “Ethiopian” woman was the funniest.

Wait until you discover Stewart Lee. 🤣

Ok misheard as real words is one thing and obviously everyone does it. Even if the words seem to be arranged nonsensically, because we have plenty of more well anunciated examples to build that mess on. It's when I make up words because I can't make out what they say, and sing it that way for years before finding out the real words that I feel a bit ridiculous

He lives an hour down the road from me in Bolton, the usual Northerner accent.

I saw this a long time ago. Super funny

I spent my entire adolescence singing to my Whitesnake tape, "I'm a man who was born to wear cologne."

Kiss your car was the last one.

Haha you're on to PK, he's super funny

MJ: Burgans and your prays, The cars: But by, Shania Twain: Kiss your car, Celine Dion: Heart does go on, K.D. Lang: All souls

Yall need to do Ralphie may bro, that man was str8 gold.

She actually says “catch enough germs to catch pneumonia“ after you do he’ll never phone you”

I cn't believe you kiss your car at night

bless myself

It do be like that do

Bobby Gentry sings Phone you

Stupid funny!

The last one was actually "I can't believe your CAR at night"

Americans don't get British humour it just goes over their heads

5k 🏃‍♂️ it 🆙️

❤❤❤

Kiss your car good night.

He's hilarious. I went to see his new show in London a couple of weeks ago, funny as heck. Did a new routine of these misheard lyrics as well

Dont forget frankie boyles audience annihilation part 1 and 2. You wont regret ittrust me. Absolute savage.