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@gavinwilshaw23124 жыл бұрын
This morning I looked out & saw my car, which surprised me, because last night I distinctly remember putting it in the garage. Then it dawned on me - the garage had been stolen.
@ninaschaefer98484 жыл бұрын
"I like to reminisce with people I don't know"
@bobbywilson87594 жыл бұрын
SURE TALK ABOUT THINGS FROM THE PAST OR FUTURE STRIKE UP A GOOD CONVERSATION LET THEM KNOW THAT ALL THE GOODTIME Y'ALL HAD
@e.f.clarke20413 жыл бұрын
Remember that time? ...N-no, I don’t.
@jackf1830 Жыл бұрын
@@e.f.clarke2041 “perfect…so this is how it went.” 😂
@dragons_hook10 ай бұрын
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. That one always gets me.
@SeaBreeze22474 ай бұрын
His droll delivery of quirky one liners never gets old. And you have to be paying attention or else you’ll miss a fast ball. So funny. Thank you.
@Placeb0Effect4 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video by mistake. now when im on youtube i like to watch this guy by accident
@bikeh3 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to see a Steven Wright video with this many views.
@NotIkeman12 жыл бұрын
What's great is there's absolutely nothing dated about his material. It's over 25 years later and it's all still hilarious.
@darthvirgin71572 жыл бұрын
the “blond chinese” and the “M7 on the map” bits are dated. asians didn’t used to color their hair blond during his time, and i doubt gen-Z would even know what an M-7 coordinate on a map means.
@worm98623 ай бұрын
@@darthvirgin7157The blond Chinese thing I hadn't considered but it's still a good visual, but I gen Z and I'm fairly certain most zoomers could just use context clues for your second example, it made me laugh after half a second.
@blackjakko2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people are afraid of heights, not me, I'm afraid of widths. 😅. Always been a favourite comedian of mine. Makes me happy just because he exists. ❤
@SoundbombSoldier7 жыл бұрын
I think this guy is one of the best comedians of all time.
@majonari4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@bobbywilson87594 жыл бұрын
HE'S COOLES COMEDIAN HE'S CAN TELL A JOKE AND NOT SMILE ABOUT IT SOME COMEDIAN'S WOULD LAUGH NOT STEVEN WRIGHT HE HAVE A STRAIGHT FACE WITH OUT A SMILE
@bobbywilson87594 жыл бұрын
@SavageArfad HE THE COOLEST DUDE TO DO STAND UP COMEDY
@bobbywilson87594 жыл бұрын
@@majonari I CAN SIT AND LISTEN TO THIS GUY HE CAN MAKE ME LAUGH THAT'S HOW COMEDIAN WORKS THE AUDIENCE GET THE PUNCH LINE THEN LAUGH
@brianpetrick75123 жыл бұрын
I love Steven Wright! He's become one of my favorite comedians of all time! He's crazy! CRACKS me up! And he's completely unique,not like other comedians! Hysterical!
@ericforman47215 жыл бұрын
"I'm having deja vu and amnesia at the same time" hahaha that left me in tears .
@manueltaylor84762 жыл бұрын
He has no expression when he is delivering his material my favorite comedian of all time
@billfrancis78525 жыл бұрын
80% delivery, 20% content. It really doesn't matter, he's hilarious.
@annehebert5103 жыл бұрын
"80% delivery, 20% content" You must have your numbers mixed up. This set is just all content, with little in the way of narrative connection; and little in the way of delivery, mostly monotone. A story-telling observational comic would have far less content per minute, as many of his jokes would be about long set-ups and narrative tangents. Steve Wright is just better.
@billfrancis78523 жыл бұрын
Anne Hebert looking back, yes content is good for sure, but you have to admit he has a unique delivery. Guess it takes doing both well to get the laugh.
@krishnbimanagar4 жыл бұрын
Man with wooden legs and real feet. How does he even write these? Genius Steven.
@Greg_Chase2 жыл бұрын
It's easy to see how he creates the one-liners. He pays attention to everything, every day, and jots down everything he notices that could be used. Later he works on his list of notes. A small percentage become jokes. THAT'S THE EASY PART. The hard part is: 1) the stoic, deadpan delivery 2) ignoring the audience reaction (too many comedians allow themselves to get 'caught up' in the audience reaction and it affects their delivery of their act from then on for varying amount of time) 3) knowing when to cut a joke short (if they're laughing, stop - you achieved your goal for that joke) 4) arranging the one-liners in a way that the "now for something completely different" transitions work well 5) constant travel to places where you have no friends or family, and having unpredictable income 6) remaining committed to a routine (doing 1 through 5 above, repeatedly, as a career) for YEAR after YEAR after YEAR. Being a performer is very difficult. One of the main reasons is the routine. As a creative person, you have a natural affinity for VARIETY and avoiding SAMENESS. Yet to achieve success you have to follow a consistent routine. This is why most comedians do not have long careers as live performers. The clash between "I need variety, I'm a creative person" and "I have to do the same routine constantly" gets old, leads to burnout, drug and alcohol abuse, for many performers. The EXTRA BONUS bummer is - you have to put your entire day of ups and downs aside and get total strangers laughing each time you perform. Have you had days where you look forward to going home to get away from people? How many times does it happen? Now, imagine having to force yourself to be funny on those days. Not an easy job, those comedians. . . .
@SteveWard1512 жыл бұрын
His timing and delivery is awesome. I love his sense of humor
@WistfulBill5 ай бұрын
Steven just announced his book ("Harold") on Stefhen Colbert's show (January 2024.) He wrote it by accident. He also recorded the book and says it is great to listen to while reading music.
@danalaviano85794 ай бұрын
It’s wonderful! Listening to him read it is so fun. I’ve listened twice so far.
@JumpinJAKEFlash7 жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious. It seems that he influenced comedians like Mitch Hedberg and Demetri Martin a lot.
@It_is_Tyler5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I like Mitch, but can't stand Demetri; he seems contrived to me
@MrUndersolo4 жыл бұрын
And Anthony Jeselnik!
@lantose3 жыл бұрын
Good one liner jokes are genius! Mitch was awesome but did cuss a bit though he seemed to be able to get away with it other than it being offensive and I still have to listen to him at least once a month or so! Too bad the drugs and alcohol killed him!
@ck1psc443 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@cl223962 жыл бұрын
Demetri martin has said hes been a massive influence. I think steven wright is brilliant but demetri martin makes me laugh harder with some of his jokes, he gets even more deeply absurd
@wobbygongman14 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright always puts me in a good mood.
@cyberslick1811 жыл бұрын
He's not really burned out. He just doesn't live like a playboy rockstar. He made his money and now just hangs out with his comedian friends. He's not living on past glories, he's living comfortably in the moment. He is a lot like the late Mitch Hedberg (minus the drug addiction).
@majonari4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! One of the best stand-up comedians, EVER!
@SenorZorrozzz5 жыл бұрын
What a memory this guy has!
@nickmordo12 жыл бұрын
I wish he kept going strong all those years since the 80's. He was Hedberg before Hedberg.
@aramdosdourian71433 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright is positively the best comic . Barr none! We listened to him back in the eighties and he's every bit as funny now. AJD
@CChissel13 жыл бұрын
Haha...."hey is joey there?" "yes he is" "can I talk to him?" "no he cant talk right now he's only 2 months old.." "okay I'll wait" :DDD so great
@Renegade_2222 ай бұрын
This man is a genuine comedic genius
@BrankoDimitrijevic02110 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and strangely unsettling at the same time!
@fishsticks8503 жыл бұрын
Speed limit joke is fantastic. My favorite joke of his is working at the fire hydrant factory
@MrSteve24fps6 жыл бұрын
Funny, clever and intelligent without profanity!
@tracezachdaniels42645 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah...
@voicetube5 жыл бұрын
@@tracezachdaniels4264 LOL!!
@RickJaeger2 жыл бұрын
Saw him in stand-up couple years ago, and part of his bit was miming people telling him to "shut the fuck up." So the lack of profanity/vulgarity isn't hard and fast by any means, but he definitely doesn't rely on it. That show was a lotta fun.
@philipclayberg49284 жыл бұрын
My friend said he's scared of Santa. He's claustrophobic.
@moparkid4405 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians of ALL time
@skr1pturze4 жыл бұрын
This dude is straight up one liners with a kinda dry delivery...but I can still dig it...clever and unique for his generation, even more so in present day...
@agreen1233 жыл бұрын
“Kinda dry” he says.
@adriarojas77693 жыл бұрын
I think the “dry” is what makes him funny
@MilanousMedia2 жыл бұрын
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@jaydaniels61726 жыл бұрын
I love his presentation. Hair, clothes the way he talks. So awesome.
@RileyReneau11 жыл бұрын
He's the greatest 1liner stand up ever
@philipclayberg49284 жыл бұрын
The head of the Foreign Language Department went outside to paint a copy of Monet's waterlilies. I asked him why, and he said he needed brush up on his French.
@JairoVarelaSome8 жыл бұрын
"French toasts during the Renaissance" and "I hit a bookmark" got me so hard. This is genious comedy. Timeless.
@SteveWard151 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@Joe_J-MT_Boy5 жыл бұрын
A needed balm for our currently weary souls (10/15/18).
@vanhopecomedy3 жыл бұрын
joemikejake just wait till you get to the year 2020...
@justwhoiam37264 жыл бұрын
I was recently in a speed reading accident.......hit a book mark!!! LOL
@SenorZorrozzz5 жыл бұрын
This is a real comedian. Clever, funny. This is humor!
@sheacartwright54889 жыл бұрын
Stephen Wright was "The guy on the couch" in HalfBaked. So funny...
@JasonSmith-utube5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that, i didnt even think about that until you said it, now its so obvious. Didn't he even have the same shirt on. Hair was the same.
@efisgpr5 жыл бұрын
He was one of the patients on "Dr. Katz" on Comedy Central in 1996-7 too.
@normmacdonaldrules46024 жыл бұрын
Yes. He was also the pilot in "So I Married an Axe Murderer".
@mikesutliff91424 жыл бұрын
He also was the radio DJ in Resevior Dogs. Fine move by Tarantino
@Abrahamhamham11 жыл бұрын
"Just checkin'" Hahaaaaaa! That got me, man! This dude is amazing!
@DarnellHendeason-dk3uw5 жыл бұрын
Please explain
@bernardczostek77334 жыл бұрын
@@DarnellHendeason-dk3uw At this point of the show he already made the glass ball joke
@DarnellHendeason-dk3uw4 жыл бұрын
@@bernardczostek7733 ...ok, and why was it funny?
@jameskeyes11314 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. He and his writers are in another dimension.
@MagGray4 жыл бұрын
His writers? He wrote all of his own jokes.
@davefox18575 жыл бұрын
STILL THE BEST COMEDIAN OUT THERE!
@omarharo31322 жыл бұрын
When he said the French toast joke my eyes lit up. What genius.
@philipclayberg49284 жыл бұрын
They said I'm a deadpan comedian. I said I didn't know any living pans.
@monstermousse38374 жыл бұрын
It's funny because he is Wright.
@pattisgirls14 жыл бұрын
I downloaded the audio for this, I listen to it every day. Never get tired of it, still havent stopped laughing.
@reginadisbrow44865 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin. There should be a comedian hall of fame with these three the first inductees. Awesome.
@monstermousse38374 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield
@stormbringercoming8105 Жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor?
@physicsmusic13 жыл бұрын
I like to reminisce with people I don't know LOL
@johntomlinson70324 жыл бұрын
How can he not laugh at his jokes?
@johnfarmer90473 жыл бұрын
The king of dry humor
@robertarnott884811 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite comedians
@cl223962 жыл бұрын
It’s funny but honestly it just makes me think times were so much simpler and easier back then that this kind of comedy was SO funny.
@DanJackson1977 Жыл бұрын
What was simpler and easier? Seriously even as a kid then, life wasnt easy. This "good old days" myth needs to stop
@bakersfieldmusicnow11 жыл бұрын
timeless and genius ...much love.
@mojofriday53654 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest people Ive ever seen. He and Richard Jeni.
@dontworryabit3 жыл бұрын
Everything this man says is a paradox
@captainatheist36443 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that he can remember all of these one liners
@GTP_Mars3 жыл бұрын
And yet, when I try to recite some of them, I can remember about two max
@captainatheist36443 жыл бұрын
@@GTP_Mars I'm at about 2 as well lol
@epblu12 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why some people don't find him funny. He's like the ultimate straight man. No emotion whatsoever. Lol.
@jwatson152815d5 жыл бұрын
"I put spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.." 🤣🤣🤣 laughed at that for 10 minutes!
@SimonLionplant12 жыл бұрын
If you watch interviews and keep up-to-date with him he has more jokes, and is still immensely funny. That mindset did not die.
@gervazejoseph95865 жыл бұрын
I first saw this guy long ago and felt then that he's somebody different -- brilliant. I never knew his name till just now. I felt then on first seeing his shtick that he would prove a brilliant screen writer and producer of sorts, only to realize that -- mirabile visu -- in addition to being a comedian, he is, in fact, an award-winning film producer also!
@yoitsblang11 жыл бұрын
"i spilled spot remover on my dog now hes gone,"
@philipclayberg49284 жыл бұрын
My friend's an artist. He volunteered to canvass the neighborhood.
@misterysylver5 жыл бұрын
this guys is a genius
@KairuHakubi3 жыл бұрын
god what a great audience
@twiwonder13 жыл бұрын
"do I know you?" haha love you
@johnmaritato35874 жыл бұрын
Besides the absurd brilliance of his material he's doing the hardest thing any comedian can do: joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, one after the other.
@anactualalpaca70164 жыл бұрын
The man's line delivery is spot on each time too
@dylmt6 жыл бұрын
I texted my daughter (age 24) a Steven Wright joke and asked her if she knew who the joke was from. She had never heard of Steven Wright. Wow! Anyway, she LOVED the breakfast joke!
@morpheusatloppers6 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright is timeless.
@Superman67912 жыл бұрын
I also love the one about his first job. He says "My first job was teaching schools of fish how to turn in the same direction at the same time" and would do the movement with his hand as he said it. Love his comedy.
@DMO-DMO-DMO12 жыл бұрын
Just saw him on an episode of "Louie" on FX... made me smile big time
@oldgamer62705 жыл бұрын
love this guy
@saintmora12 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius!
@geraldhayes76712 жыл бұрын
One of the greats.
@limbdarkening13 жыл бұрын
He's so damn good, how does he remember all those one liners?!
@marvinuhilarious4 жыл бұрын
You might not read this reply due to how old this comment is but I'm convinced he makes some if not most of them up on the spot. His powdered water joke came up after he took a sip of eater
@krankenstyn10 жыл бұрын
Hehe indeed, this also striked me... it's probably his monotone voice and the plot of each one liner banging in in the end.... I only just discovered this guy some days ago and he is like a heroe for me already :-)))
@flexibleatheist6 жыл бұрын
3:38 My favorite comedian
@ryukdluffy11 жыл бұрын
He influenced Hedburg, Luis CK, Demetri Martin and more.
@IntheClutch7514 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@SirGooga12 жыл бұрын
great story!
@delmusdugan3 жыл бұрын
Still hilarious at the end of 2020
@jl92055 жыл бұрын
The guy is a genius.
@casualobserver23805 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing he was an inspiration for Mitch Hedburg
@geoffdearth73605 жыл бұрын
There are some similarities in their material.
@thesundog88335 жыл бұрын
This was suggested for me after a Mitch video 🤷♂️
@CNNBlackmailSupport4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was. Wright has such a unique style, mitch had to play a different role. This is why Mitch did the stoner hippy thing.
@asmith89472 ай бұрын
Ever seen this guy smile? anyone?
@n9wff2 жыл бұрын
Anyone believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
@MarkMyWordz114 жыл бұрын
LOL i actually fell off my chair @ the cinema and barbeque joke
@CNNBlackmailSupport4 жыл бұрын
This guy started it, but mitch perfected it. I love his scene in So I Married An Axe Murderer.
@monstermousse38374 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield did it better than anyone. This guy is real good though.
@CNNBlackmailSupport4 жыл бұрын
@@monstermousse3837 I dont know if I agree. Dangerfield did the one liner thing, but his jokes were usually about the same subject. His gimmick was getting no respect, so he had to work self deprecation into his jokes. Mitch and Steven were surrealists that covered a wide range of joke styles and topics. Their gimmicks were that their jokes were completely random and didnt connect to anything.
@monstermousse38374 жыл бұрын
@@CNNBlackmailSupport I understand. Funny or not, I won't put Mitch in the same category as Dangerfield or Wright. Mitch couldn't look at an audience and his drug use was not respectable. The other two clearly had an edge there.
@CNNBlackmailSupport4 жыл бұрын
@@monstermousse3837 To be fair, Mitch didnt live long enough to show what he was capable of. Dangerfield has like 7 decades of comedy under his belt, and Wright has around 5 decades. I think Dangerfield occupies a unique comedic area between Sam Kinneson and Bob Hope. He's like a family friendly comedian that uses adult innuendo, so there is something for everyone in his jokes. Either you laugh at the literal words of his jokes, or you laugh when you get what he is inferring. Mitch and Wright are almost completely about the inference, rather than the literal words. In their live shows, laughter is almost always slightly delayed as people get the joke. Dangerfield is funny at first, then more when you get the inference, causing a sort of quick bout of laughter, a slight pause, and then huge laughter.
@schuttz12 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to them. Steven Wright released a stand-up album in 2006, and through the 1990s was quite well-known as a writer and filmmaker. It's a myth that he "wrote himself out" of the business, and he is still viewed as one of the best comedians of all time.
@ryancalhoun29102 жыл бұрын
He was in Reservoir Dogs, haha
@natestein59882 жыл бұрын
6:11 the skiing joke is my all-time favorite
@WavyGravyTrain111 жыл бұрын
If you like to laugh then prepare for alot of stomach pain.The jokes Steve has is deep but hilarious.
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe4 жыл бұрын
Top 10
@formusicplaylist111 жыл бұрын
when i watch a 10 minute clip of steven wright it takes me an hour to watch it because i always have to pause after a joke and get all my laughs out during the paused moments.
@MonoLith20495 жыл бұрын
I wondered why he drinks so much water, it's cus he's so dry!
@ericforman47215 жыл бұрын
No! Not true
@timothypierce65765 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha! Good one!
@Carl-LaFong16185 жыл бұрын
I went to home depot and asked the guy for a cordless extension cord.
@bojackson30734 жыл бұрын
he also said the human body is 98% water. funny because my mom was taught that. i guess thats what science used to think. ah, science...always reliable.
@dizzy72963 жыл бұрын
Hed be so much more appreciated now adays
@phily-hu5pr2 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious I love him on dr. Katz
@morpheusatloppers14 жыл бұрын
@ROSHSK88 - the easiest way is connect a lead between the headphone socket of your computer and the mic input of your recorder. Watch the output level on your computer!
@lisahoffman1883 жыл бұрын
Wed. Oct. 14, 2020 Last night I was having beers and the neighbour across the hall knocked on the door and invited me over but I told him if he wanted to he could come by my place and have a beer on the balcony with me because I was listening to music. He did and we talked for a while. It was weird as usual I guess from my side also because I'm still bitter about everything. Yesterday at the grocery store I saw a thin blue-eyed white being and all I kept thinking about was Mrs. Rust and her saying "You say when". I don't know what to think about all that. I don't know what to think about anything these days. I was thinking about Kym and her daughter, was wondering how many other girls can understand what I've been through and how many actually have their own children. Since no-one will be honest about anything I guess I'll never really know. I think its disgusting no-one will tell me anything, but I really know that a bunch of weird beings with really twisted up eyes are all over and the world is fucked and no-one says anything. I still have a feeling they fucked my eyes up at Hakim optical with bum glasses, and since I can't get proper help I don't know if they'll ever be fixed. They tried to damage my teeth, my eyes, they've been doing disgusting things all my life. Is there anyone human enough to care, that's what freaks me out the most, no-one acting as though they care at all about anything. 2. All I know is I can't be the only woman they've done this to, so there must be someone out there who cares and understands. 3. I went to the neighbour's and bought a pack of smokes with my last five dollars. Had two sips of a nasty beer. I've been thinking about what I saw in Calgary and the mountain. The rest of Ontario except certain places are in a haze and everyone else is gathered in certain places, and I'm isolated from anyone who speaks like they used to. I get this feeling they're trying to doom me here. I know I did nothing wrong to deserve what's happening to me, and I know they're doing horrible things to me like the poisoned water I'm forced to drink here that makes me sick sometimes and my glands swell, and I know I had nothing to do with the water but the emptied the highways and swarmed me with traffic as I crossed Canada when I was made homeless. And I still can't figure out why no-one stands up for me or says they know me. There's definitely more fresh air on the mountain but also very strange and apathetic beings all around there. I'm sure the east coast is as developed as the west coast was, except B.C. for some reason. One side of the mountain was packed, the other side almost completely empty. I know I didn't have solid friends but I still find it hard to believe that no-one will stand up for me and say who I am and that they know me as being who I was for most of my life in this city. 3. I went to the neighbour's and bought a pack of smokes with my last five dollars. Had two sips of a nasty beer. I've been thinking about what I saw in Calgary and the mountain. The rest of Ontario except certain places are in a haze and everyone else is gathered in certain places, and I'm isolated from anyone who speaks like they used to. I get this feeling they're trying to doom me here. I know I did nothing wrong to deserve what's happening to me, and I know they're doing horrible things to me like the poisoned water I'm forced to drink here that makes me sick sometimes and my glands swell, and I know I had nothing to do with the water but the emptied the highways and swarmed me with traffic as I crossed Canada when I was made homeless. And I still can't figure out why no-one stands up for me or says they know me. There's definitely more fresh air on the mountain but also very strange and apathetic beings all around there. I'm sure the east coast is as developed as the west coast was, except B.C. for some reason. One side of the mountain was packed, the other side almost completely empty. I know I didn't have solid friends but I still find it hard to believe that no-one will stand up for me and say who I am and that they know me as being who I was for most of my life in this city. 5. I've been thinking and talking at myself about the music scene that surrounded me, how I was isolated and hassled from the bigger scenes until I was hanging around a small scene of mostly talentless and boring music. Considering the horrible things they're doing to me I have a feeling that most in the music scene I was around, music wasn't their first and foremost intentions. Alot of them were in universities or colleges and now I'm nothing but a toy for demented cowards. I was thinking about all their gossip about others I hardly knew when they'd come to my house, and how much they must've been gossiping about me. I was thinking about how many of them started saying their parents were sick with something and on medications. Real musicians should be original and melodic and someone must've said something about that and why they got more and more competitive. Since most music these days is unoriginal and gimmicky, I don't know how many are real musicians anymore, and maybe that's why my artwork and music was stolen also. These things are all afraid of me finding someone who truly cares about me. They're afraid of me gaining independence and freedom and they constantly harass and manipulate and test out different poisons on me. I need to get away from this situation. I need to find real people with real emotions and morals, not these sick fucks who do nothing but abuse and harass and poison. I need to find real musicians. 6. I decided to look on Facebook again to see if I could find anyone I knew and they're showing excerpts of something I've written before, but has been changed. When I looked up Matt Riley again, pictures of him fat showed up on my phone, but no pictures of him when he was thinner. When I was in Parry Sound and getting drugged and shocked I spelled his name O'Reilly. That's how evil they've been to me since my life fell apart. A picture of him with Desmond also showed up. Desmond isn't fat yet and apparently they're still buddies. But when I met Jeff, the guy that was playing with Carlos, he wasn't fat. Then one day he was. So many of them in that scene get really fat somehow. They also put false searches on my Facebook and elsewhere. Matt's face looks really mean also. It's amazing how quickly they all change but other than how they scar my face, I never do. 7. Even Tim Smith was on the fat side one year he visited us and he said it was the booze, but then he was thin again. Desmond was attacking me as I was losing everything, he's not fat. Keegan was thin then fat. Does anyone stay the same as I do? 8. The other thing I find weird is that almost all of them moved out of the city before everything went to hell. And many of them reappeared in my life before it all fell apart. Both Kym and even that guy I hadn't seen in years Martin, both showing up at the Beerstore. Why and how did they all visit me once or invite me to a show, then almost all moved away and then my life became a mess and no-one will acknowledge a damn thing that's happened to me or been done to me? When will someone tell me the truth? 9. And what about all the outrageous and weird things they were saying? You know when Mardy came to visit me and I was already divorced, if I was even legitimately married, and he was saying weird things like he was charged with harassing a chick or something and that he was sleeping with his girlfriends daughter and all that as I was sitting on the porch with him, and I was barely responding at all? What was that about really? Why was everyone starting to gossip about those I hardly knew at my place? Mike talking shit about those I hardly knew, Carlos talking about Mike and Erich and they joined a band together and are good friends. Why was I told that guy at the show downtown where I was punched in the kidneys and had my foot stomped on, why was I told the guy there was Jay, when when I look back wasn't nearly as bulbous as I remember him? Why all the dramas? Why all the lies? Why did Desmond start attacking me for no reason whatsoever and I don't know him very well at all. Why did he invite me out for dinner only to attack me? What is all their incentive for everything they did? 10. I think whatever has always been behind my phones are disgusting. I was watching videos on KZfaq from Fawlty Towers clips and the episode with the O'Reilly men and I was getting drugged and then realized I couldn't think properly, and I'm sure that's how these faceless cowards cross signals in the mind. But making me an experiment and case of study for eight years without telling me is evil and against my human rights. And why do they think they have the right to do that to me? That time that I walked downtown and was outside of what I think was Ryerson and that little dark guy who was at our show at the Sports bar that closed down and was one of only five or six in the audience came outside and saw me and put his hands together and looked up and was smiling. How many of those nasty, talentless music scene things were really only teamsters of my manipulation? How demented are they and what the hell are they doing in my life in the first place? And I'm sure that was the guy who asked me for my autograph after that show on a napkin and I thought it was weird then. What were they setting me up for? And Greg and Cheryl were there and Alex Erdhardt and maybe Brian Middleton, but no-one else. What were they doing really?
@lisahoffman1883 жыл бұрын
Tues. Dec. 29, 2020 Last night I had five beers, played guitar. I feel ill this morning. My gums were bleeding yesterday. I shouldn't be forced to drink poisonous water since I didn't do anything wrong and they should've confronted me years ago. Anyway, I guess today I'm going to have to go to the east end and pay the pawn shop and that John Wells guy. The idiots woke me up again this morning the usual way, yelling and banging on doors. I remember some of my dream. Sometimes dreams can be so realistic and scary. Sometimes they can be really amazing as far as what we can experience without actually dying. I used to dream about tornados alot when I was with Alex. I had another one of those dreams. There was a guy yesterday who didn't have to wear a mask, and wasn't bothered at all when he went into the gas station. I don't think I should be forced to wear one, it's ridiculous. 2. You know these little old ladies that are losing hair and getting sick? They didn't dump in the water I'm sure so why are they getting poisoned? I didn't dump in the water, and I still find it ridiculous they don't even talk about it on the news, not that I see, but I haven't have a T.V. in years and I suspect when I do see the news it's different than what others see. Someone should talk to me honestly, I can't say that enough. 3. I went to the east end, paid John back, his wife and him gave me a tea mug. I paid the pawnshop but Presto is ripping me off again. My card stopped working yesterday and today they said because I didn't register my bus card they couldn't transfer the funds I had leftover onto my new one I was forced to purchase. I called from Main station in front of their Presto machine that had a weird camera on it or something. The first guy I talked to sounded familiar almost, then the second chick I talked to sounded almost like my welfare social worker I have now. She accused me of liking to yell at strangers and I wasn't telling, I was talking loudly. I told them its the second time I've had a problem and they force people to use them if we want to ride the TTC and that its a monopoly and their buisness is a scam. They also want me to photocopy all my bank statements and tax information and hand it to this building which is not being fair or honest to me to be approved for another year of Toronto Housing. I still don't understand how they can all get away with what they did and are still doing. 3. I've been playing video games, listening to all the yelling across the hallway. That never seems to cease. I was thinking about that drawing I want to do which I know is truth. It's going to be a bunch of apartments in the background with balconies like troughs and peoples heads sticking through cages on their balconies staring at television attachments, maybe some Kraft Dinner boxes and other cheap processed foods. In the foreground will be a bulbous thing with a top hat and a monocle with a big huge burger in his hands sitting in a chair, and across from him a lanky thing with a huge nose and a paunch with a top hat and monocle with either a chicken in his hands or eating it and in the sky above will be fangs and eyes and innards hanging from it's teeth. In my opinion that's reality and the manwich. However, I still remember Alex and one of the last times we went out together and he took me to that Sushi restaurant where that chick put fish flakes that wriggled on top of my pasta. I still say the three figures only care about meat and money and obviously some of them like their meat more raw than others. I don't think raw fish is a necessity, nor raw steak, nor three dead birds stuffed into each other and deep fried. I think all of them just want to kill life, eat, make money and keep the rest of life ignorant and stupid. They say they're coraling people to protect them, and I say it's strange to have everyone locked up in a city whilst life dies everywhere else and people's freedoms are denied and survival in nature is practically impossible now. I think that's their real motivation for everything and to get rid of dirt like me, which is why they isolate me and deny me access to real legal help and also portray me in a bad way to the public without me knowing, but I can figure it out from how they behave and what they insinuate. I believe in myself, despite their cowardly, insinuated accusations of me.
@WhackashitCollaborations10 жыл бұрын
His name is Steven Wright, he's definitely not Wrong that's for sure.