Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) KILL KOUNT
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@bluecubenn 3 жыл бұрын
this movie sux
@mxiicro7903 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@ahkar0109 3 жыл бұрын
Whythe actual fuck did i get the noti this just released, omllllordddd
@haydenmccarty883 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@nubianpharaoh9936 3 жыл бұрын
A
@gogetenks001 3 жыл бұрын
Now we've hit the horror part of the series. Horrific acting, horrific writing, horrific CGI. This is gonna be goooooooooood
@devrimsikora9967 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@lightyagami2542 3 жыл бұрын
Lol you fame
@ginova0817 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@DodoRibeiro-ts6po 3 жыл бұрын
Badass commentary
@whyphy2213 3 жыл бұрын
So this movie beat I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer and thankskilling as worst movie covered? I guess so 😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Kill Counts so far, just because James roasts this film whenever he got the chance to
@Cross42069 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, i see the godly being himself watches *Dead Meat* too.
@nery7353 3 жыл бұрын
Hey
@angenocide 3 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION
@JohnSmith-sk8ub 3 жыл бұрын
You should watch the thankskilling kill count for the hilarious.
@zelawolfie9662 3 жыл бұрын
Stop being everywhere..... I’m joking but still
@veronicaking5446 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when Scorpion said " SUCKERS "
@yuuyjaaj6721 2 жыл бұрын
Me too bro
@Demoflower411 2 жыл бұрын
Me three.
@brainwastersofficial6291 2 жыл бұрын
Me four
@Higglewoggle 2 жыл бұрын
Me five
@bittercoleslaw8185 2 жыл бұрын
Me six
@aperson9929 3 жыл бұрын
James: “Probably the worst movie ever covered on the kill count.” I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer: Finally, a worthy opponent.
@bluefire1636 2 жыл бұрын
@Zombie Hunter One day
@j.elliottbeck9752 2 жыл бұрын
Thankskilling 3: the weak fight themselves, making room for the real threat 😈
@vcsa681 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong Turn 5: Our battle will be legendary!
@alexishallo2423 2 жыл бұрын
And yet he seemed to like seed of chucky one of the worst movies ive ever seen
@Cakeyboi4 2 жыл бұрын
ahem, jason takes manhattan, saw 3D and THE final destination?
@dbemerald4178 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Linden Ashby turned down being Cage for this movie just cause of the script alone is probably one of the most Johnny Cage things a person could do.
@victoracosta4796 3 жыл бұрын
@AnotherPunisher64 Love that they bother to call that out in MK11. That's also one of the reasons why I'm not watching this film, cause I love Johnny Cage.
@l.c.3118 3 жыл бұрын
@AnotherPunisher64 More like page 2, if that. It's basically the first thing that happens.
@dustinray1694 3 жыл бұрын
“Who hired this guy? What the f*ck?”
@superatario3007 3 жыл бұрын
"Page 62 Johnny Cage dies? IS SOMEONE HIGH!?"
@davidmaia2012 3 жыл бұрын
@@dustinray1694 i love that fatality. "Deadly upercut take #2"
@joshualodico7835 3 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn sounds like he's going to cry because every time he talks he's reminded what movie he's in
@yeettmf863 3 жыл бұрын
I always get that girl from scary movie vibes just waiting on him to say"wanna play DIE CHEERLEADER DIE"
@DodoRibeiro-ts6po 3 жыл бұрын
Nuff said, he talks like it's holding off his cry rage of being part of an awful movie
@DodoRibeiro-ts6po 3 жыл бұрын
This one makes him CRY
@shinmegamanzx 3 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Messina funny how shao kahn went from a monstrous looking badass at end of 1st movie to a normal looking human in terrible 2nd movie hahahaha
@Silver_wind_1987_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@shinmegamanzx honestly if they had an actual monster play him like say kane from wwe in his prime...than he would at least be less....horrible
@dustinray1694 3 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn sounding ready to cry has me rolling every time 😂 He sounds like Jigsaw’s depressed younger brother. “Your whole life you’ve hated ninjas. Now you must test your might if you wish to live.” 💀🤣
@TheRealWoopSlap 3 жыл бұрын
Sup
@YangTheAce 3 жыл бұрын
Shao Kahn is just a human. He'sn't outworld.
@Delta21OnYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@YangTheAce Shao Kahn was the advisor of Outworld's ruler, Onaga before he betrayed Dragon King and took the throne for himself
@djledward5386 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO! 😆
@MajorTeag 2 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious. Sounds like the younger spoiled brother who just stole the keys to the older brother's car. "As long as I have the keys. Your car becomes my car." Is it me or does that scene just scream meme?
@Roanoak Жыл бұрын
Cyrax saying “Death is the only way out” is single good part in the whole movie. (Mainly because this sound track is still great and the remix of him saying that is awesome)
@RedSpade37 9 ай бұрын
Sorry for the late comment, but yeah, when I saw this for the first time as a kid, I started referencing Cyrax's quote when I played video games, and even to this day, I once in a great while will still declare unto my foes: "Death is the only way out"
@gunzakimbo 3 жыл бұрын
"Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script," You mean after the director handed him a sheet of paper that probably read "You try to kick Shao Khan, he grabs you, he breaks your neck" xD
@papazepp1279 3 жыл бұрын
To quote MK11 Cage. "Page 25, Johnny Cage dies? Is someone high?" Which has to be a reference to this
@straypaper 3 жыл бұрын
@@papazepp1279 Ironically that death scene might not even be in double digit page.
@Shaz-Daz 3 жыл бұрын
No, Linden Ashby was going to get a substantial role in the sequel, but after he turned it down, they decided to kill his character off early
@yogi3874 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shaz-Daz i heard that he turned it down because cage would be killed early and got (reasonably) upset, since he asked for a part in the second movie and got this instead lol
@skippythealien9627 3 жыл бұрын
the best part is that one of the later games (i think MK Deadly alliance) makes fun of how many times Johnny Cage has died lol
@mr.jwashere7549 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Chelsey playing Sub Zero and freezing James had better special effects than most of this whole movie
@LifeMatters3961 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking agree
@flynnfordmatson-reeves5848 3 жыл бұрын
True true
@alexkoder1982 3 жыл бұрын
Really hope we see her take part in more Kill Counts.
@SabrinaRina 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she leaves like "whelp, I'll be going."
@TrumpLester 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was cute. :P
@TheLadybug177 Жыл бұрын
The first time I watched this movie, I was tripping on shrooms and Shao Kahn’s animality sent me into a bad trip and gave me a panic attack that I was almost hospitalized for.
@3dgar006 11 ай бұрын
I feel bad for laughing at this 😭
@TheLadybug177 11 ай бұрын
@@3dgar006 Don’t feel bad, you’re allowed to laugh. 😅
@cityguard4847 9 ай бұрын
Fatality
@PopTartsOfficial 8 ай бұрын
u so real for that @@TheLadybug177
@Emeowy 7 ай бұрын
help thats so goddamn funny 😭😭
@thequestion4818 2 жыл бұрын
22:20 "And Ermac splooges into another dude to double team Sonya" Oh my god James phrasing
@ianmconner 3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that James owned that Sub-Zero costume before he knew he would cover these movies.
@SB992REBORN 3 жыл бұрын
GET (OVER HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jovon6791 3 жыл бұрын
Shocked it wasn't a scorpion costume heard he was his favorite
@durge2810 3 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Messina If he has HBOmsx it will come quick
@deni_luv 2 жыл бұрын
@@jovon6791 well he used the scorpion costume for the new movie, and he probably didnt want to soil his favorite characters honor by wearing the costume for this piece of shit
@wutertots1487 8 ай бұрын
@@SB992REBORNscorpion supporting his bro after the divorce
@JaxBlade 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly this movie is Half the reason I chose my Username cause seeing Jax vs Motaro as a kid always got me unnecessarily hype in this Sillyass movie hahaha
@owis16 3 жыл бұрын
I don't blame ya in the start it looks like it would be epic because they're designs make it look like it would be brutal but in reality it's really bad- how could they butcher those badass and cool characters like that..
@obinoscopekenobi9450 3 жыл бұрын
VERIFIED SPOTTED. BOW DOWN AND GIVE HIM YOUR LIKES
@Redzilla54 3 жыл бұрын
I never saw this movie til' today, and I hardly saw it, it was a kill count!
@myname-be5rk 3 жыл бұрын
Koko
@SulfonicMeh 3 жыл бұрын
Wheres the jaxblade bodyweight workout series ??!
@louisb5766 3 жыл бұрын
This kill count was more enjoyable than the movie.
@JonathanPaspula 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh that is a very very low bar, and also Kill Counts are quite enjoyable anyway
@qui-gonjinn8350 Жыл бұрын
Ya dont say
@Cthulhuguru 3 жыл бұрын
I was moved by the growth of Rain throughout the movie. They fleshed out his character well, and I just feel like I can empathize, relate even. I too have been hit by a hammer, and burned... both emotionally and physically on my fingers.. accidentally... by myself. I've never ninja'd anybody, but I have exhausted myself for an ungrateful boss, I think we've all been there before. Rain fell outta the sky in the start of the film, and his boss and coworkers wanted to keep him down ever since. I've never been fired in the same way and I don't know about previous inciting incidents, as I'm not in Shao Kahn's Outworld Human Resource Department..There may well have complaints of conduct or behaviour, but speaking as a myself, a man who's claimed only a handful of champion souls for my boss, I think his achievements claiming thousands was something inspirational to aspire to. Maybe Shao Kahn will read this and have a change of heart and fish my boy out of the fire. You can toss him in a new color and call him "Steam" or something. All I'm saying is that I went looking for a ninja character, but what I found was a real ninja person..
@ds-1374 2 жыл бұрын
Truly a deep kharacter
@laurendunn0809 3 жыл бұрын
Man he sounded like he was telling on his older brother “As Long as the portal is open. Your world is mine” 😭😭😭😭
@reptile1677 3 жыл бұрын
He did sound kinda whiny there
@tvalokibatman6563 3 жыл бұрын
He must had listen too much Billie eilish songs and makes him cry for no reason
@AliG-fr9oj 3 жыл бұрын
Your world becomes mine
@idiot517 3 жыл бұрын
π
@_AriDay 3 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo i’ve always thought this 😂 he sounds like he’s whiny
@zanolitics 3 жыл бұрын
And this is one of the rare occasions where you should watch the kill count in place of the movie
@something_els3 3 жыл бұрын
Me who does this for most of all these movies: ;-;
@lyricaldeezy4151 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@Bongo_Dong 3 жыл бұрын
No one should ever have to watch mortal kombat annihilation
@zanolitics 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bongo_Dong agreed
@joelara3750 3 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of shit ass movies that there is no need to sit through because of this channel. Just because they are mostly horror, doesn't mean all the movies are good. This is actually pretty far from being the worst movie on this channel, however this movie is pretty fucking bad
@jimi1180 7 ай бұрын
I unashamedly rented this movie countless times when it was released on VHS. It holds a special place in my heart. Also, Motaro scared the piss out of me at that age.
@skippythealien9627 3 жыл бұрын
"Baraka made a big splash when he debuted in MK2...he became a jobber as the series went on." Truer words have never been spoken. Only Reptile and Kano became worse jobbers
@tomfrost6049 2 жыл бұрын
If y'all think Kano is a jobber, there's no hope for you my man... Kano is a mad lad, although it's funny because I hate playing as him but I love his character.
@skippythealien9627 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomfrost6049 dude i love Kano but go through MK9 again. Kano and Baraka are constantly beat up. Sheeva too if i remember correctly. hard to realize that game is already 10 years old now...ffs
@tomfrost6049 2 жыл бұрын
@@skippythealien9627 I was playing mk9 on the ps3 last night... I rage quit when Kano kept kicking my arse in the klassic tower mode.
@skippythealien9627 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomfrost6049 hahaha i fucking hated the A.I. in MK9. Granted the A.I. in all Mortal Kombat games is effing rigged (it was originally an arcade game so it was naturally designed to bankrupt you lol) but MK9 was particularly obnoxious i will say this though, the mk games haven't bought into this mickey mouse shit where games are super easy these days. every shooting game is basically a joke because you can just run and hide while your health "charges" back up
@DPedro3 2 жыл бұрын
@@skippythealien9627 at least Sheeva got some wins in mk11. Kano, Baraka and Mileena still didn't win a single fight
@ferrisbueller3231 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think Sheeva's extra pair of arms is one of the only effects in this movie that doesn't look like shit.
@Unaliq 3 жыл бұрын
It is, and it's a damn shame that the actor for Sheeva had her fight scenes cut cause of how faulty they were. :(
@gsofficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@Unaliq ...and the fight scene between "Penis Hand Hydra Shao Kahn" and "Whatever The Fuck Liu Kang Was" STAYED IN.
@Unaliq 3 жыл бұрын
@@gsofficial Yep, and it's a God-awful fight.
@TheRealWoopSlap 3 жыл бұрын
I love these replys
@mikitz 2 жыл бұрын
Ever wondered why practical effects always look better than CGI? That was probably the only practical effect in this crapfest.
@jacobsemel3049 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real here the only person who could save the world from Shao Khan is our favorite hero Art Lean
@aarons1811 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna be like Art when I grow up.
@canoligreen92 3 жыл бұрын
Rest in power. What a legend
@vosman86 3 жыл бұрын
Art Lean is legend!
@rubrisI 3 жыл бұрын
The one and only...
@yungbisk6827 3 жыл бұрын
But when the world needed him most, he vanished...
@seanthegoober 3 жыл бұрын
The kill counts for this and the first movie have singlehandedly reinvigorated the love I had for mortal kombat when I was little. Thank you James.
@cloaker5445 3 жыл бұрын
10:16 the theater when you buy a ticket to this movie
@dnkakusei 2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified Difficulty Tweak moment
@cloaker5445 2 жыл бұрын
@@dnkakusei yes yes it is
@ye5736 3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine James yelling from across his house, “hey Chelsea wanna know what would be funny? If you dressed up as sub-zero from mortal kombat”
@damiansawyer5803 3 жыл бұрын
For real they seem like they truly love each other
@liamroberson440 3 жыл бұрын
The Sub-Zero costume stays ON during sex
@sethhanson3625 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the villain who is built up all throughout the first movie, only to end up looking like Tyler1
@djledward5386 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@Fattybutt23 3 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE NO MANA RAIDEN
@bogmanosaka472 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fattybutt23 LMAO
@HighSummonerBWM 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@enchantedboss1468 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@DeadBeat27 2 жыл бұрын
7:47 This part just crack me up 😂😂😂
@thevideorabbit3514 2 жыл бұрын
Bro 😂 when Liu Kang said “I’ll kill you jade” and she had that scared look and just tip toed away had me dead 💀 like wtf just happened in that scene 😂😂😂
@s.g.7572 3 жыл бұрын
James' unceasing hatred of skeletons is an underrated running joke on the Kill Count.
@castor9907 3 жыл бұрын
The bony fucks
@fletcher4098 3 жыл бұрын
The bony fucks
@wandamiancrucifixplate3760 3 жыл бұрын
The fony bucks
@iamilibitirenbetter3266 3 жыл бұрын
the bony fucks
@jacksonstrickland4820 3 жыл бұрын
The bony fucks
@scarletred616 3 жыл бұрын
Kitana: Mom I don't want to dye my hair with white highlights like you Sindel: To bad you, Will dye
@Greenapple30 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment this morning
@atlastoon27 3 жыл бұрын
the way I wheezed reading this 😭
@kyutiella513 3 жыл бұрын
YAAASSS!!!😂😂
@debadopdeep 3 жыл бұрын
Had me dying
@firemasterpro14 3 жыл бұрын
That line made me laugh a bit
@snowblind9551 3 жыл бұрын
James's delivery for the line at 5:32 is so great.
@tarync6539 3 жыл бұрын
Baraka in the recent MK series was amazing looking. The whole series showed that you could do slightly cartoonish characters in the real world without losing what they actually looked like and of course it was what made the studio create a movie! I cannot wait!!
@leebroschaunceyandquincy3385 3 жыл бұрын
5:40 Shao Kahn talking like he’s crying had me laughing for like 20 minutes😂
@kevinstewart4123 2 жыл бұрын
(Sobbing under his mask)"As long as the portal remains open your world becomes my world".....do you have a tissue🤧🤧
@steveprendiz 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mapoking5087 2 жыл бұрын
"DAD SAID IT'S MY TURN IN EARTH REALM!"
@MachineD3vil 2 жыл бұрын
The dude be lookin like an adult Tyler1
@bryangarcia5207 Жыл бұрын
@@mapoking5087 "IT'S NOT FAIR!!"
@PrimmsHoodCinema 3 жыл бұрын
25:01 LMAOOO!! That mentor shoulder thing. I'mma start doing that to ppl randomly
@jimbob-pr7cp 3 жыл бұрын
checkmark
@accidiaet 3 жыл бұрын
Been subbed to your channel since you had 15k love your content bro
@peopleknowme1714 3 жыл бұрын
Yo primm I love ur videos guy you funny asf
@thegoldeyjar 3 жыл бұрын
Just tell em Good Job then walk away
@westcoastreview19 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf Primm here
@coolbruhcb 2 жыл бұрын
24:06 HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. “Good Lucha Thing” Kalisto’s failed smackdown 2016 promo… I love this guy
@rafikicasanueva6 6 ай бұрын
10:16 I honestly can’t take Scorpion seriously anymore because of that “SUCKERS!” scream😂
@mcmuffin_stuffin 3 жыл бұрын
“... and og Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script.” Damnnnnn did someone leave the door open because shits getting cold
@yagamil46 2 жыл бұрын
FROSTY
@anthonylesley982 11 ай бұрын
Lol
@rubyrose9258 3 жыл бұрын
"OG Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script" DUDE, I DONT BLAME HIM, OH GOD
@zacwollervoiceninja5136 3 жыл бұрын
“Page 62: Johnny Cage Dies.” Is someone high?!
@imnormal6810 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Definitely
@therookieva 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 More like Page 3.
@rararasputin8608 3 жыл бұрын
Same was claimed by the original Raiden.
@3223amazing 3 жыл бұрын
@Aiden Denoncour Patreon members get early access
@mrturtletail3945 2 жыл бұрын
Shao Khan's actor and his voice honestly make this movie for me. It's so damn hilarious
@jaxsondav9546 3 жыл бұрын
“I am Jade” Yeah and I’m the avenging spirit of Johny cage!
@mienaiiiyt 3 жыл бұрын
22:12 Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jax just gets his "metal arms" pulled off but somehow still has his normal arms.
@blah9454 3 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same things like “how tf he got arms🤨”
@bluejaydude1284 3 жыл бұрын
He said that he just wants to be enhanced, so clearly Jax's arms was never ripped in the first place.
@averagejoe2402 3 жыл бұрын
In the O.G. MK timeline, he never lost his arms, he just got armor for his arms.
@mkscorp9152 3 жыл бұрын
Ye, jax just wants metal arms in this movie, but honestly, your comment works so well with the MK11 fatalities and brutalities, and that goes for like Jax and Frost, and I think a few other characters in the game
@ferrisbueller3231 3 жыл бұрын
If the filmmakers had stopped caring by that point, then why should we?
@beaulavin8455 3 жыл бұрын
This probably has the funniest jokes of a kill count yet
@verz1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the movie is cringeworthy af
@deathraven7314 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I laughed about 30 times
@olliesmith4997 3 жыл бұрын
James got me weak over here with his banter shitting on this movie 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@wagsbtw2909 3 жыл бұрын
I would like but it’s at 69 “nice”
@Dkabuser 3 жыл бұрын
Do you mean KILL KOUNT
@thecatseighthlife7218 2 жыл бұрын
Come back to these videos every once in a while, and I cannot get over that this movie just throws characters and names into the script without any thought. Like, Mileena shows up for two seconds and they don't even bring up her scary tarkatan teeth, which are easily the most memorable part of her character.
@princeapoopoo5787 2 жыл бұрын
"mother ... you're alive." "too bad YOU... will die." top ten movie quotes that lives in my mind rent free forever
@vibhavkrishna1897 3 жыл бұрын
Chelsea Sub-Zero freezing James brought a smile to my face.
@codylindeman9783 3 жыл бұрын
Spoilers!
@Purple.PATATOO 3 жыл бұрын
@Cody lindeman yes but it is cool to know
@vibhavkrishna1897 3 жыл бұрын
@@codylindeman9783 OH yeah 😅
@PatrickStar-li9vu 3 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting to see how Chelsea would be used as Sub Zero ever since I saw it on Twitter and I was not disappointed
@INF_Magog 3 жыл бұрын
I know it's not the point of the show, but that Hello Fresh plug was insane. the smile before the bite of broccoli into a wink was just, commercial perfect. Made me want Hello Fresh.
@Cthulhuguru 3 жыл бұрын
It would be embarrassing to get conquered by Outworld.. there's only like thirty people there and they spend most of the times flipping around everywhere parkour style..
@lavestahuntail8495 3 жыл бұрын
I got scared as soon as James said this could be the worst movie on the Kill Count because I remembered how abominable I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer was.
@itzghoster238 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that and Thankskilling
@altaccount9351 3 жыл бұрын
Well Thankskilling was more ironic and funny
@cheekbonestrenchcoat 3 жыл бұрын
IAKWYDLS you could see James's will to live drain through it. At least with this he could have some fun and enjoy the completely pointless appearances of game characters
@sohamacharya171 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheekbonestrenchcoat The intro was just this Welcome to the kill count where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite horror movies. I am James A Janisse and today we are looking at I will always know what you did last summer. This movie fucking sucks.
@littlemandarren 3 жыл бұрын
Jax: you took my arms Emarc: and now you seek revenge Jax: let’s call it my pound of flesh
@beeggym666 2 жыл бұрын
Chef's kiss for the 'What's up with that?' joke! And hat's off to you all for watching this cinematic STD. I appreciate these 'sanity breaks' (definite red flag) during the current state of things! Can't thank you enough, except to continue subscribing and tossing thumbs at everything that you put out! Stay awesome, safe and healthy! And remember to take time for yourselves! We know you appear to be an unstoppable, force of good(?) (We'll say Chaotic Neutral, only way to be sure.) but I know I'm willing to wait a little for the next installment, if it means you are giving back to yourself, a little of what you shovel out for us!
@kdfliy1792 3 жыл бұрын
I initially only knew Brian Thompson and Musetta Vander as villains in season one of Buffy, so it's funny to see them side by side in this movie the same year.
@quoteonquoteclub9711 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw this movies rotten Tomatoes Score, I knew this episode was gonna be an interesting one.
@JD-ii5wr 3 жыл бұрын
Rotten tomatoes is terrible
@TheRealWoopSlap 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@jackpatyt6809 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me tool
@cookies5790 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, like you said, it was interesting
@TheRealWoopSlap 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackpatyt6809 tool
@theunknowneos4949 3 жыл бұрын
I feel as if motaro’s death is what happens when you hit the wrong buttons during a fatality and you just kick him over
@swag304 3 жыл бұрын
Then it was probably me playing as Jax since I could never pull off the fatalities lol
@gennix5410 3 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@phorskinwindfury 3 жыл бұрын
Just as I was recovering from tear laughing at Shao Khan morphing into a hydra, Kenan "what's up with that" song killed me.
@quaiddalton4333 2 жыл бұрын
Man that shoulder tackle is literally the only Shao Kahn like thing that they do in the whole movie and even then it just looks like he fell over and into them
@Magaveli 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watched this movie, I’d have a giant bowl of tortilla chips. Couldn’t let all that cheese go to waste.
@brainkiller7503 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment better add to that cheese
@jeremiahhester6408 3 жыл бұрын
LOL. What?
@beyman7962 3 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@osamu_90 3 жыл бұрын
>"Whenever" Damn how many times did you even watch this
@Quoew51 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Chelsea helps James with his "get to the numbers" joke.
@dawidsmigielski1232 3 жыл бұрын
Chelsea is in 3 kill counts. The movies were: it follows, freaky, and this mess
@Quoew51 3 жыл бұрын
@@dawidsmigielski1232 she's also in Killer Klowns From Outer Space kill count. Because she had to slap James with a pie.
@aidan6471 3 жыл бұрын
Chelsea should host her own kill count
@dawidsmigielski1232 3 жыл бұрын
@@Quoew51 so its 4 maybe 5 if you count slumber massacre 3
@Quoew51 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidan6471 yep.
@triplemadJ Жыл бұрын
I know this movie is abysmal as an mk fan I did enjoy a few fights in film and some of the costumes didn't look too bad but anyway awesome kill count James thank you and the dead meat team!😉
@drpepperdrowner 2 жыл бұрын
7:47 I absolutely love this part lol 17:17 this one too
@ebonykn1ght238 3 жыл бұрын
James getting frozen by Sub-Zero at the end is better edited than the entire movie.
@alliekingsley7919 3 жыл бұрын
This comment about James getting frozen by Sub-Zero at the end is better than the entire movie.
@TheRealWoopSlap 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment but meh
@Papohawkiscool11AndFriends 2 жыл бұрын
25:10
@drpepperdrowner 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealWoopSlap like your life
@TheRealWoopSlap 2 жыл бұрын
@@drpepperdrowner 😐
@DanielSmith_19 3 жыл бұрын
"While these two are being f**kin' lame" is one of the funniest things I've heard James say
@zedgamingx1374 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp ?
@shield3573 3 жыл бұрын
18:35
@Adrian.R850 2 жыл бұрын
Those little bits like the one with the "Oh, that JAXet!" are one of the few things that still makes my life worth living.
@tristancharles4411 2 жыл бұрын
love this channel and have been an instant fan since I've found it, it's brilliant and there is no other host I'd ever wish to see on this besides you James ! The commentary , the jokes, the knowledge, the editing, it makes for a more interesting time for me than most things I could find on Netflix , etc. Thank you for all your hard work! If I could ask could you please do the other installments of Chucky? I know they're horrible but that's the exact reason I want to see you take it on and I guarantee it'd be more enjoyable than the movies themselves 😂😂😂😂
@ryanbwags 3 жыл бұрын
My friends and I almost got kicked out of a theater during the midnight showing on opening night. Apparently the people behind us were actually enjoying the movie and didn't appreciate our riffing and inappropriate laughter.
@myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356 3 жыл бұрын
Dang
@irieite9666 3 жыл бұрын
The same would have happened to me when i was stoned at "The last Stand" but the 3 people and me were the only ones who went to see it lol.
@SiIentwhistle 3 жыл бұрын
Omg reminds me of when I saw slender man in theaters
@mrchenz1371 5 күн бұрын
@@SiIentwhistlesame dude. Man that movie sucked
@TheOnlyMonto 3 жыл бұрын
"It is not amazing" Thanks I spat my drink everywhere....
@kristinasylvester9011 3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here?
@lolman4389 3 жыл бұрын
@@kristinasylvester9011 watching the video?
@kristinasylvester9011 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolman4389 he's supposed to be record the next awesome video for dbd
@Onyxz712 3 жыл бұрын
Hi monto like you're perk builds and wheel spin perks
@void4588 3 жыл бұрын
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
@LouisZephyr 9 ай бұрын
"We've got a Steve-O looking centaur..." now i can't unsee it, RIP
@GILGAMASK5677 7 ай бұрын
"Splooges into a second dude to double-team Sonya"
@NostalgiaMan 3 жыл бұрын
Man I would love to go to Petra. Thank you Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
@cool-nk8pw 3 жыл бұрын
why do u comment twice all the timeeeeee
@neptune8168 3 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE SCARING ME WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@ashleightompkins3200 3 жыл бұрын
I've been there, it's absolutely gorgeous!
@Tyler-ce3un 3 жыл бұрын
your everywhere
@InvictaRedz 3 жыл бұрын
Petra from brawlhalla
@Benjy1128 3 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang: "This is amazing!" James: "It is not amazing." The deadpan delivery is EVERYTHING!
@ChronosLX 3 жыл бұрын
i love how how james said "don't ask" after saying that Ermac's name was short for error macro. yeah don't ask unless your intrested
@Jeffzilla07PH 2 жыл бұрын
Smoke was a character of the mk games In the og timeline, he was a friend of kuai liang and when they found out about the cyber initiative, they run away but smoke is not so lucky and was turned into a cyborg. Also noob found him the storage room of shao and reactivated him so he could become bi han's pawn but in the konquest mode, he was saved by kuai liang in the lin kuei temple and in armageddon, smoke is in the forces of light and he died. While in the NRS timeline, smoke's story is very much similar in the og timelime but he wasnt converted into a cyborg and he later died in sindel's killing spree but was revived by quan chi as his revenant. In mkx, the enenran demon inside smoke somehow controlled his body now.
@LazyBrett 3 жыл бұрын
i love how scorpion is just standing behind kitana in frame at 10:12 waiting to 'surprise' grab her and portal out lol
@Shuttergun1 3 жыл бұрын
I could honestly watch james geek out over game movies for hours
@terryprice1691 3 жыл бұрын
Same like I have a guilty pleasure for the Resident Evil movies lol
@Shakodox 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@isaachazelgrove8719 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Smoke and Kuai Liang were good friends until smoke was captured and turned into one of the cyber lin kuei
@12794rock Жыл бұрын
Dawg, I just discovered your channel and I'm already in love with all the wrestling references. You won yourself a sub 🤘🏼
@JargonMadjin 3 жыл бұрын
This films greatest sin was Ermac saying "I" instead of "We"
@JargonMadjin 3 жыл бұрын
@nieooj gotoy I figure he just has different rooms for this stuff
@chrispythemostfriedchicken6010 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck I thought he was just Noob for years since Noob came out to help him out and he used the we, even tho he was red.
@Jackson-oz2ig 3 жыл бұрын
James when he's talking about HelloFresh: "I want to have a healthy diet." Me: *pauses stuffing Poptart in mouth* Me: *slowly proceeds stuffing Poptart in mouth with twinge of guilt*
@pollogaming919 3 жыл бұрын
How flavor
@Jackson-oz2ig 3 жыл бұрын
Cookie dough unfortunately
@ghosthookcc2050 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jackson-oz2ig wdym unfortunately? Must taste great :))
@Jackson-oz2ig 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghosthookcc2050 You would think so
@jamesallman7502 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for you to cover the new MK. These kill count videos are so entertaining and fun to watch.
@master6of6omens6 2 жыл бұрын
"...and sounded like Rie Ota playing Baragon!" LMFAO Props, that's a deep cut! 😂😂😂
@cheekbonestrenchcoat 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Chelsea turns up as Subzero. Such couple goals. Also this film looked awful but James killed it with the jokes. "And they were never seen again"
@TheRoboticPizza 3 жыл бұрын
tbh if you use mental gymnastic you can say that Chelsea was cosplaying as Frost who first appeared in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, in which the character was a female fighter who had similar Cryomancer like abilities as good ol' subbie
@JunKazamaFan 3 жыл бұрын
"DUDE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE" has got to be my favorite listed cause of death in this series.
@andreasodano8119 2 жыл бұрын
In the italian version Khan had one of the most badass voices from italian dubbers. In English he honestly seems a Sylvester Stallone parody mixed with some Laurel and Hardy influences 😂
@kevinzurita9731 3 жыл бұрын
When OG John Cage read the script and he was like Whoa whoa whoa Page 2 Johnny Cage dies is someone high
@thomasraines1396 3 жыл бұрын
The simple but horrified “it is not amazing” from James in regards to the weird hamster ball things was hilarious.
@thomasraines1396 3 жыл бұрын
@laskin riubn that was also good.
@austindavis617 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how James editing at the end of the video to get to the numbers is better than the actual movie 😂
@tattedupluv 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO "While these two are being fuckin lame..." 18:38
@axelnilsson5124 7 ай бұрын
I can’t tell what’s funnier: the line or the delivery
@Sam-ir6mv 2 жыл бұрын
12:55 just in case you thought this movie was making too much sense Rain actually did kill those two but he didn't make them beg and that seems to be the only reason shoa khan was angry
@PsyduckPhrogOnTop 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the title "Kill Count" is instead changed to "Kill Kount" to fit the Mortal Kombat theme of the video, amazing attention to detail
@M0rinkashi 3 жыл бұрын
Not for the subtitles sadly. :(
@jackeaston5829 3 жыл бұрын
“Worst movie on the kill count!” Thankskilling: am I a joke to you?
@zer0_iz_d34d 3 жыл бұрын
*sad Jaws: the revenge noises*
@GodOfGreed 3 жыл бұрын
sad I'll always know what you did last summer noises
@thijsbambacht654 3 жыл бұрын
Sad final destination 3d noises
@curtiswilson420 3 жыл бұрын
What about the Saw 3D attack on the Dead meat
@TheDukeofCheese12 3 жыл бұрын
*sad Wrong Turn 6 noises*
@keeganbapp5442 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you put Bobby roode's theme in there
@piggypaps Жыл бұрын
8:20 If you guys don’t know what the song is. The song’s called Fire by Scooter
@rubyrose9258 3 жыл бұрын
"Too bad you.... will die" God I can't think of one person who could think that line was a good idea....
@smztiffanyz4939 3 жыл бұрын
best line in movie history
@zacwollervoiceninja5136 3 жыл бұрын
(After hearing that line) “Congratulations movie! That line sucked ass!” 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@DodoRibeiro-ts6po 3 жыл бұрын
Best worst line i've seen on a movie
@rimurutempest4945 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I could see the line working if they change the delivery and tone
@chieffridge5588 3 жыл бұрын
@@rimurutempest4945 "A shame that you will not remain as such" Hows dat?
@nuketheburrito9108 3 жыл бұрын
Chelsea showing up as Sub Zero for the get to the numbers bit was hilarious 😂
@jimmyim 3 жыл бұрын
And it’s a « flashback » cause that subzero didn’t have the face scar, just saying! 😝
@blueismylove3128 3 жыл бұрын
I love when she helps in the end it's always fucking hilarious.
@storyscholar 3 жыл бұрын
lovely review... and just in time to save me the trouble of watching the movie for research reasons. Thanks for your amazing work as always:)
@HURT108 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd hear a Rie Ota Baragon reference but I'm very happy I did
@chitoryu12 3 жыл бұрын
11:35 For the love of God, watch the whole scene. You can see Cyrax and Jax just slowly waving their limbs at each other in the background instead of fighting for real.
@rangercav7189 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m dead, this is prob the worst movie on my fav game lmao
@julesrules7297 3 жыл бұрын
Omg! 😄
@simonhodge2809 3 жыл бұрын
They look like the people fighting in the background of the Pit
@b0n3s70 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a minute to admire James’s kitchen, it looks amazing
@chriskirkemo2522 2 жыл бұрын
James done an amazing job with this channel. It is just so much damn fun to watch, every single time. Bravo my dude.
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