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MSSP - Matt's Proprietary Dong Wax
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 38 47 57
@peanutarbuckle2980 Жыл бұрын
matt is a real life "its always sunny" character
@fallout3freak360 Жыл бұрын
Matt as regular at Paddy’s is a great idea
@GlassofAIDS Жыл бұрын
I like Shane, but as I've been getting into MSSP it's incredible how much Matt's brain is what drives the pod.
@marcusrussell3716 Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest description of Matt.
@hungry6012 Жыл бұрын
Dong wax sounds like a sunny plot device
@rudiguliani4243 Жыл бұрын
@@hungry6012 Fight milk, kitten mittens, and dong wax belong together
@scorpionz982 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the blend never got more complex than just straight coconut oil
@TiltvikLHS 2 жыл бұрын
Be careful dawg, the shamans west coast legal team might come after you for spreading the proprietary blend without consent.
@gordona7081 2 жыл бұрын
It’s proprietary
@cornelionsqween8028 Жыл бұрын
what about the chocolate magic shell dip?
@charliec2966 Жыл бұрын
Where do I buy?
@dz5598 Жыл бұрын
@@gordona7081 😂😂😂😂😂
@jimmyrustler8983 Жыл бұрын
"The oily bird gets the ringworm" - Sun Tzu
@scozzbaggs9224 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@catfishvodka6668 6 ай бұрын
Top kek
@Manhandle730 6 ай бұрын
Malcolm X said that bro!!
@dallassunderland 2 жыл бұрын
“i’m doing exercises to get my foreskin back” LMAO
@WalkingPaceWP 2 жыл бұрын
stolen valor on us foreskinned dawgs
@CapcomGod Жыл бұрын
unironically works tho can confirm from experience kek just not in the r*tard way explained here
@junior1388666 Жыл бұрын
He's culturally appropriating south americans
@TimmyMcGowan 10 ай бұрын
“my yeast infection *might* have something to do with my foreskin reconstruction exercises” just on another planet lmao
@MattH-wg7ou 2 жыл бұрын
"Dude! Youre a fucking space cadet!" Is the most accurate description of Matt that I could imagine lmao
@padtully95 2 жыл бұрын
@A Z when you call someone a space cadet that basically means they're off In space, or eccentric or just a weird dude
@zerocool5395 2 жыл бұрын
@A Z What does "Out to lunch" mean?
@zerocool5395 2 жыл бұрын
@A Z Super crazy gay dudes are fun.
@jacobs1047 Жыл бұрын
@A Z I hear this in Canada, it means that your body is there but your brain is out to lunch
@Pneubeteube Жыл бұрын
The more I watch this podcast the more I realize that Matt is a modern day alchemist, in philosophy and practice
@marshallblansett9254 Жыл бұрын
With the state that America is in it's a good sign that people like Matt are getting into these practices.
@B.C.101 9 ай бұрын
@@marshallblansett9254 And dong wax is only the beginning.
@TheSpagheti 2 ай бұрын
Philosophy, practice, and proprietary.
@sl1ck557 10 ай бұрын
That deep sigh from Shane whenever Matt has an insane idea gets me every time.
@Deeplycloseted435 Жыл бұрын
There is something about Matt, that makes him seem like a smart 14 year old. Like he’s smart and dumb at the same time.
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
Curiosity plus naivety
@wsoares89 Жыл бұрын
Fr. He is simultaneously one of the greatest philosophers to ever live while also being one of the stupidest humans to ever exist
@FreddieJ65 Жыл бұрын
Legit!
@margaritaandthemasters Жыл бұрын
@@T_D_B_ plus a huge dose of teenage confidence
@ithinkimarealboy2402 Жыл бұрын
Don't besmirch Matt. He is wise beyond his years. The Shaman guides us Dawgs.
@jwoahlnt 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao matt is the funniest human being on earth I swear. Shout out manhood shout out jelking Shout out dong wax
@peanutarbuckle2980 Жыл бұрын
Used to be. Before he had kids and got married. This is five years old.
@nickinskeep Жыл бұрын
@@peanutarbuckle2980 that'll happen
@rudiguliani4243 Жыл бұрын
Lurk more newphag. The shaman is an expert in Jelqing not jelking
@jwoahlnt Жыл бұрын
@@rudiguliani4243 lurk more? Smd pussboi
@melodydantalionmellowastar1990 Жыл бұрын
@@peanutarbuckle2980 I'm glad to hear he's living the dream
@John_Notmylastname 2 жыл бұрын
That exasperated exhale from Shane right after Matt said men can get yeast infections. LMAO
@sapermader2198 Жыл бұрын
Shanes reaction to hearing matt was back to applying homemade dick wax to his bird was like someone hearing a friend who is an ex alcoholic took back to the bottle 😂
@milesshirley6251 Жыл бұрын
Shane breathes heavy in the beginning like “my friend is about to say some insane shit”
@stickynicky8908 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe my favorite arc throughout the whole cast is Matt’s messed up dong
@booognish Жыл бұрын
What about Tybalts messed up hole?
@BennyHueENT Жыл бұрын
What about Shane's sliced p?
@etbearflags8046 7 ай бұрын
Same
@zacharychristy8928 2 жыл бұрын
Shane's sigh after Matt first said "Dong wax" said everything you need to know 🤣
@tbug50 9 ай бұрын
“Tell us the ingredients” “It’s a proprietary blend dude”
@countryman6412 6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 its proprietary😂😂
@901Br99 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve started syringing this stuff directly in my sensitive bellend and it’s working wonders. Not only is my yeast infection gone but my urethra is also permanently closed
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
Do you use a hot water bottle to get your crums out?
@goofygoobergod1666 Жыл бұрын
Tic tac
@JrLv38944 2 жыл бұрын
0:00 Genesis of Mccusker’s Dong wax 5:35 Matt’s clinic visit 16:48 Shamans long road to recovery 18:45 More Dong shenanigans / Doctor Mccuskers 25:25 Dong Wax side effects
@freddymeisner 2 жыл бұрын
Bless up
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
What a saga
@KinoTechUSA69 2 жыл бұрын
Doc McCusky's dong wax has saved my life several times over.
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
It's also delicious on toast
@quainejohnson4808 Жыл бұрын
It's so funny how they talk to each other in mortal kombat terms "the black dude stood behind me and Shao Khan'd the whole thing"
@lw3894 9 ай бұрын
Shane reminds me so much of my late best friend. He would always be so shocked at my weird ideas and conspiracies and would always try to be the voice of reason but i was not having it lol Thanks for bringing back my fav memories boys
@Dingleberrycrunch36 2 жыл бұрын
For proprietary blends you still have to disclose all the ingredients, you just dont have to display the amount
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
Thanks for that info no one asked for bud
@Dingleberrycrunch36 Жыл бұрын
@@T_D_B_ any time p.a.l.
@Dingleberrycrunch36 Жыл бұрын
@@T_D_B_ stands for Personal Ass Licker, in case you’re wondering
@strongbongus 11 ай бұрын
so you don’t have to put “100% coconut oil”, it’s just “coconut oil”
@Supreme_Sals 3 ай бұрын
0:13 That initial huff exhale from Shane is so hilarious
@chocktaebolanca757 Ай бұрын
“Dong wax, think about it.” This is the funniest man on Earth
@johnnyhammersticks88 Жыл бұрын
“Rx-stop touchin your bird” 😂😂
@Stealth_boy Жыл бұрын
My brother calls my schizophrenic sister a space cadet and I’m finally getting it
@sethrobinson28 2 жыл бұрын
Literally a concoction
@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын
Concocktion
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
Nice
@Lerification Жыл бұрын
Shanes so prophetic about what will happen about the dong wax
@finster6266 2 жыл бұрын
Matt’s the funniest man on earth I swear… fuckin dong wax lmfao
@dz5598 Жыл бұрын
Matt is a real life Bob Sacamano from Seinfeld
@60015 11 ай бұрын
What an accurate reference
@nickkerr5714 2 жыл бұрын
1:22 and Shane cracked the secret ingredient lmao
@Dom-mw8gk 2 жыл бұрын
"dries your bird to kingdom come"
@cullenshaver106 2 жыл бұрын
I like how they keep referring to it as a rash despite it clearly being ringworm
@thundercockjackson 16 күн бұрын
i mean it aint a worm
@1X2Y3Zk 2 жыл бұрын
It is actually super common for people to catch ringworm from dogs…..
@toshi7429 2 жыл бұрын
he does wrestle naked with his dogs too. i remember matt saying his wife told him that his as5 was dirty once or something while he was doing it
@trip4923 2 жыл бұрын
If you go doggystyle on enough pups, you're bound to catch a rash or two.
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
Yiiiiiikes
@garretphegley8796 Жыл бұрын
Are you telling me, that lady doctor had sex with her pooch?
@nathanbalsiger2730 5 ай бұрын
What about dog girls? Asking for a friend
@AgentZ3R0. Жыл бұрын
Can someone please get Theo con and Matt together for a podcast. I’d love to listen to them co-sign each others shit for 2 hours haha
@geoff9905 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as Shane asked, how did they conduct the std screening, every girl he's ever bagged screamed in unison.
@yourdashingheroidol7909 Жыл бұрын
.....or every girl he DIDN'T bag......HEYOOOO!!!
@910rado Жыл бұрын
Or every boy
@MichaelBrown-wx6zq 8 ай бұрын
@@910radoor fucking not
@rodrigocarrillo3663 Жыл бұрын
One of the greater sagas in history
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
An epic tale for the ages
@traviscoates6878 2 жыл бұрын
It's Proprietary...
@Initial__B 2 жыл бұрын
saziraph hit me like a 432 flute
@gunkanjima3408 5 ай бұрын
Who knew that Matt makes Shane look normal
@NoPe-n1j Ай бұрын
“You think they were taking a knee on me?” 😂😂😂
@nastradumbass 2 жыл бұрын
I tried the coconut oil thing but it's just all mashed in my pubes and taint my gf has never been so wet thanks dong wax for the big dong bunduru
@dalemcdade3010 Жыл бұрын
I love the subtle “join or die” in the back
@RocketCityGardener 2 жыл бұрын
Coconut oil, old spice, and tendy grease
@ChasingFin Жыл бұрын
Got a HEP C ad at the end of the video 😂 thanks Matt for battling!
@tomik6537 2 жыл бұрын
but is it propriatary?
@bjdickman27 2 жыл бұрын
Proprietary Blend
@tookie36 7 ай бұрын
2:06 Shane predicts the future
@charliec2966 Жыл бұрын
McCuskie's Diamond Dong Wax. "Shine Bright Like A Diamond"
@GP-ch9ys 2 жыл бұрын
Shout to all the uncirc’d dawgs that don’t give into the female aesthetic.👊🏼
@mr.bidnessman2469 2 жыл бұрын
Never give up your foreskin like all those other mutilated freaks. The Good Lord Jesus Christ didn’t make a mistake when he made our dicks.
@tomik6537 2 жыл бұрын
shout out to having feeling in your dic during sex 👍
@tomik6537 2 жыл бұрын
shout out to not partaking in a tradition based around sanitation practices thkusand years ago
@Bran_Flakesx7 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomik6537 shout out to the long-term health benefits of chewing on your own smeg 🦾🎓
@tomik6537 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bran_Flakesx7 Hey idiot, take a bath and WASH. youre not 5 anymore
@Nomadestra Жыл бұрын
Dong Wars: Return Of The Foreskin
@aanntthhoonnyy 6 ай бұрын
Shoutout to all the dawgs waxing bird
@bobbosnap1693 5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I had to stop at 3min to catch my breath... why do we still not have dong wax!
@everyvillainislemons7583 Жыл бұрын
“Reconstruct my bird”
@NoFlu 5 ай бұрын
Porn parody of the post-bellum south...
@aspiringnormie9499 2 жыл бұрын
It's a proprietary blend.
@screechweiner2921 2 жыл бұрын
snake oil shaman
@seanmatthewking 2 жыл бұрын
his dong wax is literally oil for his snake
@bnizzle8500 2 жыл бұрын
Matt is doctor dong M.D.! Doctor Doogie trouser snake M.D.!
@SqueaksUofA 4 ай бұрын
Incredible. Matt talking about his ashy bird and I immediately thought of a Phoenix reference and without skipping a beat - in comes Shane with the same reference. I’m home fellas!
@Vers16 Жыл бұрын
When he said it helps bring the fat cells to his dick to increase the girth made me piss my pants
@jrector04 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, I’ve been waiting for someone to splice the before and after episodes
@Buelr 2 жыл бұрын
I’m in dyer need of dong wax
@hugosabato7662 6 ай бұрын
This is one of the best pod clips you guys out out, holy moly I lol’d almost the entire time
@philgiordano7715 3 ай бұрын
This is the most Matt thing ever, it’s almost like someone imitating him
@geo8367 Жыл бұрын
Side effects of Dong Wax©may lead to ringworm
@halfpint90 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he got ring worm a few weeks after this is great
@toatsmagoats72 Жыл бұрын
that nurse had ring worm on her worm ring
@davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166 Жыл бұрын
when you take into consideration Matts romantic proclivity - of course it is coconut oil
@cesartapia610 Жыл бұрын
@@T_D_B_ It works? Wait, it does what exactly?
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
@Cesar Tapia it's just natural lube... general use multi purpose type of this... brown folks ❤ the stuff 😂
@AU-pu9vl 2 жыл бұрын
i dont know if this was urgent care hahahahaahahahahah
@nvrted4809 Күн бұрын
i am absolutely crying in the gym rn i cannot bench😭😭😭
@hung8969 7 ай бұрын
0:13 Shane’s deep exhale explains everything lmao.
@trenton6621 11 ай бұрын
Lmao proprietary blend
@kylebardin4786 5 ай бұрын
“Dead man walkin” 😂😂
@Truffle_Pup 7 ай бұрын
8:33 Jesus Christ Shane... That really is how you get yourself shot in public 🤣🤣🤣
@John-mf1sz 6 ай бұрын
The fact that he got ringworm from this shit is so insanely hilarious.
@whitebroccoli694 2 жыл бұрын
These two should have a tv show. Matt is like the funny nutty guy and Shane the straight guy.
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
If you mean broadcast TV, unfortunately, that is a dying medium. As a result, they are in a death spiral of lesser quality output. So I would say a network or cable show would never be a good a the podcast. Subscribe to the boys Patreon. Watch the entire cast in long form. If you like these clips, you'll love the full cast. That is the show you seek.
@no-replies Жыл бұрын
Shane shitting on it the whole time is great
@NDRonin1401 Жыл бұрын
Forget coconut oil. 100% pure almond oil is where it's at. Been using it through 8 years of dating and marriage and it's Shrek 1 ! Perfect for bird and puss.
@jimmyrustler8983 Жыл бұрын
Jojoba oil is good for those with nut allergies, too. 👍
@NDRonin1401 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyrustler8983 if your woman has a nut allergy, you have a bigger problem than lube 🤣
@MichaelBrown-wx6zq 8 ай бұрын
On the beef tallow train myself. Highly reccomend
@boi4369 4 ай бұрын
I would pay so much money for a McCusker’s Dong Wax shirt
@anthonyrose2232 Жыл бұрын
Matt is 100% correct on circumcision. It was the 90s so I don’t hold my parents too morally responsible but good grief, imagine your child is born into a crazy new world, and one of the first things you do is mutilate his unit 🤢
@paulgallagher5092 Жыл бұрын
Glad my parents never touched me bird
@fuckcensorship69 Жыл бұрын
@@paulgallagher5092 DT
@slynt_ 15 күн бұрын
The Js fucked us up good
@neekbot Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo imagine if instead of massage parlors it was janky doctors offices and the doctors wack you off
@boosted_spirit 10 ай бұрын
They used to for women back in the day. Wife complaining too much or sad? Hysterical. Doctor would fingerblast her to cure it. If that didn't work you could have her lobotomized. Simpler times
@johnnyhammersticks88 Жыл бұрын
Calling your d**k your bird is just so funny. Where tf did that even originate? Why bird? Lmao
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
I don't know the origin but it's def widely used Philly area slang
@johnnyhammersticks88 Жыл бұрын
@@T_D_B_ well they are the eagles?
@WaffleHouseBandit Жыл бұрын
I feel like there may be a connection between the term "bird" and "the old twig and berries"
@peepas2633 5 ай бұрын
It kinda looks like a bird
@SqueaksUofA 4 ай бұрын
I think the term bird for your dick originated with The Rat Pack. They had their own slang language and bird was one of them. Could be wrong though.
@fallout3freak360 Жыл бұрын
I could totally see Matt working on some stuff with Will Blunderfield
@maximeb190 4 ай бұрын
Matt is the goat for this. Anyone else restoring?
@jmsmith1767 8 ай бұрын
“Dong Wax & T-Shirts dude”
@codyb1909 Ай бұрын
MSSP needs to be in gta 6
@tyca659 Жыл бұрын
"pet friendly" got me 😂😅
@trevordrexler5652 6 ай бұрын
Dong wax god damn
@bradyhale6191 2 жыл бұрын
“DoNg wAx???”
@John_Notmylastname 2 жыл бұрын
Did you hear Shane’s exhale right after Matt said men can get yeast infections?
@bradyhale6191 2 жыл бұрын
@@John_Notmylastname i swear Matt makes Shane confused if he’s the weird one sometimes😂
@adamhoward7221 Жыл бұрын
I wish they sold a dong wax shirt
@legittshittful Жыл бұрын
Matt’s right I got a coco oil hj and it was probably as close to head as it can get 10/10 would recommend
@DerangedTrapper 2 жыл бұрын
Your channel is the best, keep it up homie
@kevina8858 Жыл бұрын
Goes away and comes back??? MATTYS got the herpiederpies 😂😂😂
@somarvitor Жыл бұрын
Dongwax would go well with the Manhood
@mattf8479 Жыл бұрын
I had the same experience at that urgent care on city ave
@viktorsincic8039 2 жыл бұрын
"war torn dong" noice.
@whyshouldibeats 11 ай бұрын
I remember when I first heard the ep with dong wax. Incredible saga
@adamburdock1020 4 ай бұрын
It’s proprietary dude 😂
@lCurbstomp Жыл бұрын
I have a soft shiny and loved bird....and above average. Stop shining your red breasted Robin
@Nickl920 Жыл бұрын
in the morning, and at night if you want.
@claraberry7806 3 күн бұрын
Every time foreskin gets brought up Shane turns into such a petulant child
@genzcurmudgeon8037 3 ай бұрын
Coconut oil dries out your skin bros. Just FYI. Oil draws out the water from your skin. Use coconut oil very very sparingly. Use like 1/4 of the amount of lotion you would use. Teeny amount of C oil for your Teenis
@MrJayheller Жыл бұрын
Okay I didn’t have my glasses I looked at tittle real quick… Thought said Matt doing wax… Complete different subject to my surprise
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