MST3K: Master Ninja II (FULL MOVIE)

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Watch MST3K's Master Ninja 2 -- the entire film -- with annotations!
Ninja masters! Custom vans! Adorable union organizers! Master Ninja II has everything you crave in a film. Well, everything you crave in a film on MST3K's Satellite of Love.
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@Fluffkitscripts Жыл бұрын

“there was no master ninja in this movie!” I hear you all cry. But consider- this is a MASTER ninja we’re talking about! Naturally, they’d be so skilled in the art of concealment that their part in this movie is utterly imperceptible!

@chimpinaneckbrace 2 жыл бұрын

Max Keller, founder of The International Brotherhood of Food Canners and Ninjas Local 236.

@MrU4theChillWind 8 жыл бұрын

Van Cleef and Van Patten. In a van. It's *_vantastic_*.

@dr.wingleworth1387 8 жыл бұрын

+MrUnite4thechildren omfg

@thestraydog 8 жыл бұрын

Oh this hurts in the best way...!

@TeekiesPlace 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't e-van notice till you mentioned it. BTW, inside Van and Van's van there's a painting by...wait for it...Vincent VAN Gogh.

@benrichardson5662 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness you're right. This show just got 50% better.

@vetterburns1048 5 жыл бұрын

...In a VAN down BY the RIVER!!!

@JacobiusNH80 6 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else laugh hard when Tom screams as they are moving that worker who got crushed by that pallet of stuff? Every time I watch it and hear it, I laugh hard. LOL Also, Crow's Crypt Keeper is a riot lol

@MiqelDotCom 5 жыл бұрын

YES! That's a really great scream. Sounds like actual leg-crushing agony.

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

Watch the short Robot Rumps...I mean Rumpus, at the end!

@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets 2 жыл бұрын

i did just now

@fatboyoficiale 2 жыл бұрын

In reference to 18:42

@3VILmonkey Жыл бұрын

Are you DIGGING this theme?

@KarstensCreationsKC 7 жыл бұрын

The short but brilliant 'General Timothy Van Patton' sketch busts me up every time... "Now, I want you to remember...that no babester ebbeh wub a wuh by dibbu fu hib cubiny ..."

@Mrssilverqueen Жыл бұрын

Its the echoey horn noise for me.

@vladnefarious 7 жыл бұрын

the "ninja" looks like if Master Splinter was mutated into an old white man...and stopped half way

@satanofficial3902 4 жыл бұрын

The preferred term nowadays is "melanin-challenged" instead of "white". Thank you for your cooperation.

@planestrainsdogsncars4336 Жыл бұрын

Master Ninja II An update to our original food processor with more power.

@CureOptimismForHumanity 7 жыл бұрын

A movie called "Master Ninja II" is actually just about some kid with a speech impediment and his grandpa trying to solve union problems at a cannery.

@daviddrouant2852 4 жыл бұрын

and a hamster

@SwampRainbow01 4 жыл бұрын

A cannery by the docks in a dirt biking town...

@aeonthemagus7841 3 жыл бұрын

Hes from new jewsey

@AdamWestish 3 жыл бұрын

The Dutch ninja always lives in a desert fishing port, especially if he's into gerbils.

@dsprocks 2 жыл бұрын

@@SwampRainbow01 I mean that part actually makes sense since it's really a goods processing and production town based on fishing and they just so happen to host a large annual dirt bike race which would be a good boost to the economy with all the people coming to visit the town for the duration of the event. What absolutely doesn't make sense is the fact that this tv series was even made and then converted into a "movie", though I do suppose Sho Kosugi was on a hot streak during the 1980s with Enter the Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja, Black Eagle, Blind Fury, and other films, and I have seen all of those and I think they're all great, I love Revenge of the Ninja.

@williammatthews693 3 жыл бұрын

So this is the origin story of Helen from "Wings"?

@squallsrapture 3 жыл бұрын

After the WILDLY abrupt leap from one part of the "movie" to the next I'm staring at the new girl Alisha like "good grief I know this girl" And it hits me. The non-psychic from the beginning of Ghostbusters.

@calebtate4994 Жыл бұрын

🤯🤯🤯

@DamienCooley Жыл бұрын

I think you mean the obviously psychic girl from Ghostbusters.

@ericcantwell5582 7 жыл бұрын

I think most old men carry around a ninja costume with some tools and weapons wherever they go. Once you are over the age of about 65, these kinds of things come in handy surprisingly often.

@AdamWestish 3 жыл бұрын

I agree, it's so much more sensible that this just naturally occurs, as one descends into vanside Slavic rodent handling

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

They usually have a big rod down their pants, yes.

@andymackie8283 Жыл бұрын

How else would we get you off our lawns?

@needinput9805 Жыл бұрын

I just carry around a bottle of Liquid A$$

@winonafrog 6 ай бұрын

😅

@johnbryant6049 3 жыл бұрын

What a lot of people don’t know is that Master Ninja Two is actually The Good, The Bad and The Ugly III.

@liamk.6389 2 жыл бұрын

Its kinda depressing how far americas fallen that union organizing could be a valid plot for a d-tier movie and be treated as an unquestioned good while now every damn movie is about how hot and cool CEOs are.

@antony716 Жыл бұрын

So, in the first one, Lee said that after the war he was in Japan with a ticket home and no where to go. Here he said that on VJ day he was at a dance in Hawaii. I'm starting to doubt that he's even a ninja, let alone a master ninja

@jabelltulsa 8 жыл бұрын

"Listen Lady!" "Doctor" "Doctor Lady" ... ooops, wrong movie

@mah7961 3 жыл бұрын

Its not your fault that you’re a chunk head.

@dsprocks 2 жыл бұрын

@@mah7961 Forget it, I don't need this!

@cneterer 3 жыл бұрын

"Go, Charlie Brown! Go!" Jeez, I'm old enough that that was hilarious.

@smaakjeks 8 жыл бұрын

Oh, MST3K, you magnificent creatures! I have tomorrow off, I have a bunch of beers, and now I have this episode to enjoy! The stars are aligned for me today!

@Sarzski 8 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad to have MST3K on the youtube platform. Also the plant boss who is robust looks like Jim Gaffigan ate his way out of a vat of pudding.

@josephnotoempire2949 2 жыл бұрын

That's just hurtful.

@Zehn-X 8 жыл бұрын

"Edward James Olmos" "Almost."

@mannaizz8175 4 жыл бұрын

In quarantine I've rediscovered how great this show was. And my hair looks like Dr Forresers

@mannaizz8175 4 жыл бұрын

Forresters

@domscards 4 жыл бұрын

This movie is better than I thought it would be judging by the title.

@Halderic 8 жыл бұрын

"Still seeing that gerbil?" I laughed so hard at that back in the glorious 90's. (it's still funny)

@QueenGene Жыл бұрын

It took me 3 days to watch all three episodes of Master Ninja II!

@greysonfauchard601 8 жыл бұрын

41:26: Lee comments "Most people don't cover there tracks as well as they think they do." Joel's response, "They should wear long sleeve shirts" is a reference to "tracks" as the marks left behind from drug addicts repeatedly injecting themselves.

@vivianviolet 6 жыл бұрын

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@bobreadey8501 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I can't believe I missed that! Sorry for the 3 year response tho lol

@satan3090 4 жыл бұрын

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@delta-9969 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your detailed explanation

@crowt.robot.6199 Жыл бұрын

obviously

@kimsleep4111 5 жыл бұрын

Ahh the 80's...the time where Hamster co-stars ruled the Big Screen!

@thejoshbivens 8 жыл бұрын

"Ah, this is my elderly gentleman friend."

@AdamWestish 3 жыл бұрын

"I lost my hand in a fish chopper."

@Alkonium 2 жыл бұрын

I find it funny how George Lazenby plays a character named Mallory, which is also the name of the M played by Ralph Fiennes in the actual James Bond films.

@nightowl685 8 жыл бұрын

gosh, crystal bernard is adorable.

@sleepyhollow783 6 жыл бұрын

Had the "Manos": The Hands of Fate show been done earlier, can one imagine the fun the MST writers could have had with all "The Master" references out of both Master Ninja 1 & 2?

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t you EVER mentioned Manos. There are children watching for crying out loud! 😂🤮

@michaelgryboski1 6 жыл бұрын

"Remember when you used to get good work, Dave?" To be fair, this episode ran before NCIS debuted, so little did Tom Servo know ...

@courtneywoodbury5198 6 жыл бұрын

7:57 The Blue Man Group does perform in groups of 3, but there are more than 3 people who play them.

@scapegoat8171 3 жыл бұрын

28:32 Is she ordering pizza delivery...to a restaurant?

@joshuablack8221 4 жыл бұрын

18:44 😂😂😂That screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@capmar-vell92returns20 8 жыл бұрын

A pity they never dealt with Godfrey Ho's ninja movies.

@colosal30 8 жыл бұрын

Guys, annotations disappear too fast, at least for me. Thanks by the way for adding context to your comments. You are the best.

@Tolivian 4 жыл бұрын

13:26 I was waiting for them to mention that Peanuts special the entire race sequence.

@kokosnood 3 жыл бұрын

"This is my elderly gentleman friend" LOL

@lindah3954 5 жыл бұрын

OK, we got George Lazenby, David McCallum, & Lee Van Cleef to commit. OH, were in! This is going to be great!. Is it going to be a throw back to those classic 1960s detective and spy TV shows? Who is going to be the lead? Timothy Van Patten and his pet hamster.

@ryann8680 3 жыл бұрын

his aunt joyce had to be sleeping with the casting director

@qdHazen 8 жыл бұрын

46:32 - Putting your coats on the top peg is a paraphrase of a part in "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" where a boarding school teacher (played by John Cleese) gives his students a series of incredibly complicated instructions before beginning his sex-ed lessons. 1:24:56 - The Average White Band is a Scottish funk band whose most famous song is the saxophone-heavy near-instrumental "Pick Up the Pieces."

@ninalutgen6244 6 жыл бұрын

My favorite saying chasing a gazelle on a pogo stick .haha why would u lol

@michaeleverett2597 11 ай бұрын

17:40 My favorite Riff of this episode by far is when the Dock Worker guiding the Heavy Pallet says,"Right on my Head,That's it."

@SeanFromKink 5 жыл бұрын

To quote J. Elvis from "East Meets Watts": I haven't seen Kung Fu action like this since housekeeping found David Carradine.

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@GeneSavage 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Shout Factory, for sharing this funny episode in great quality! You really are appreciated.

@MrfnordTim 8 жыл бұрын

47:42 "The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner" was a short story by Alan Sillitoe before it was a movie.

@daviddrouant2852 4 жыл бұрын

and an Iron Maiden song

@chandrakas 8 жыл бұрын

Hah man, the opening skit in this takes me back. I used to to improv theater in school as a kid, and we'd do the thing where you'd try and get the audience to give you 3 things you had to incorporate into the skit.

@hexfield 8 жыл бұрын

9:00 "Make big money at home" Is a reference to infomercials. Specifically the Sally Struthers one I think.

@pwatersnh 7 жыл бұрын

Missed Reference @ 1:24:56 "Hey, the Average White Band's up there." Average White Band was a 70s rock/funk band led by saxophonist Roger Ball

@dannydinosaur73 11 ай бұрын

1:14:27 "Wait, I thought he turned that light off." LMAO

@stradale13 7 жыл бұрын

Did they crash a real E-type Jaguar? HERESY!

@1daddy57 7 жыл бұрын

46:32 A line spoken by John Cleese in a skit in the movie "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life".

@charlesmcdowell7540 4 жыл бұрын

She was in the sitcom Wings.

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

18:42 Make sure you really lift him hard and twist his neck in the process....I lost it when Tom screamed. 😂

@thomascircle245 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you missed any references, but perhaps when you brought up Space Ghost, you should have mentioned that he interviewed Joel.

@nonnobissolum 3 жыл бұрын

"Be careful! I'm wealthy!" Oh dear lord is there anything more reliably hilarious than the MST3k crew(s)....

@charlesadams41 7 жыл бұрын

1:29:35-ish..."We crashed the gate doing 28 (or even aught-8 or zero-8)"...from C.W. McCall's "Convoy", 1975; Original lyrics "crashed the gate doing 98"...with all three chiming in with "we got a one-truck convoy"

@visoredgruntR34 8 жыл бұрын

Ba, Baba, ba bababaa Ba, Baba, ba bababaa Master Ninja Theme Song!

@RichardBirdsall 6 жыл бұрын

Skeletor's sister shellytor, that got me!

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

The most likable character in this film is the hamster.

@SwampRainbow01 4 жыл бұрын

You've got to goooo where the hamster gooooes You're a NINJA

@JoeSoul 2 жыл бұрын

bro Tom Servo describing his van design has me rolling over here lmaoooo the voice

@Slam_Bus_Rodan 7 жыл бұрын

32:02 "And a whole pie..." LOL

@emileeeeee5305 8 жыл бұрын

Biosphere 2 jokes never fail to humor me.

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

"you didn't let me be! that potato!"

@Bloodsack1 8 жыл бұрын

OMG so happy I found this channel. MST3K RULES ALL!!

@yourmother7052 7 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that I kind of enjoy this?

@vinny4411 3 жыл бұрын

@MrRyan-wu4jx Жыл бұрын

No, Lee Van Cleef makes anything 150% cooler

@DeadpoolNJ 5 жыл бұрын

"aaarrrghhhhh!!! Don't move me , arrrggghhhhh!!!! ". Lmao

@dr.barrycohn5461 2 жыл бұрын

Lee Van Cleef? Wow...a great bad ass villain in all of his cowboy flicks. Because of all the hats, never appreciated how bald he was.

@arsaeterna4285 4 жыл бұрын

0:26 literally 2020 and this is the first time I realized that Joel was already inventing silly things on earth.. is it implied that he was annoying and that's why they sent him to space? amazing

@mayhaps1 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact Crystal Bernard (Carrie Brown) starred in Slumber Party Massacre 2.

@chrishartwig5230 4 жыл бұрын

And Wings

@jdoylewallis2948 7 жыл бұрын

Annotation: At 46:33, Joel says, "Before you put your coats on the top peg," which is a reference to the segment "Growth and Learning" from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

@hankidypank636 8 жыл бұрын

18:45 on, in the factory oddly made me wanna watch 'Twin Peaks'

@williammiller8317 3 жыл бұрын

The worst scenes at the end always slay me, this one is particularly hilarious! 🤣

@ryanhollist3950 8 жыл бұрын

At time 49:50 Tom whispers "kicks." I think he's referencing lines from the movie "Wild Rebels" (MST3K episode 0207).

@kurtreber9813 8 жыл бұрын

wow, i just saw that one before watching this one. i think ur right

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

Also Mr. B Natural!

@jamesschuur2801 8 жыл бұрын

Missed: 33:59 "Ol' Black Eyes is back" is a play on Sinatra's return line 'Ol' Blue Eyes in back.'

@BloodylocksBathory 7 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Lee found that hamster to be a better costar than Van Patton.

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@BrutalDeath007 5 жыл бұрын

one annotation you missed was when they reference Ali. He did "lose" to an old lady in the ring lol

@TheSqoou 8 жыл бұрын

Welcome back MST3K !!!

@tasteegold7772 7 жыл бұрын

cant believe they made a tv series after this..whats even worse is i watched it

@filipinowhiteboy 8 жыл бұрын

Is that seriously Lee Van Cleef in this movie?

@connorbowen3987 8 жыл бұрын

yes

@filipinowhiteboy 8 жыл бұрын

Connor Bowen god, that's just awkward. watching him move around with that hamster.

@connorbowen3987 8 жыл бұрын

Almost every actor has made regrettable acting choices. Christopher Lloyd was in Baby Geniuses...ugh

@filipinowhiteboy 8 жыл бұрын

Connor Bowen Or Carrie Fisher in that episode of Family Guy where she sexually harasses Peter

@connorbowen3987 8 жыл бұрын

filipinowhiteboy lol wtf

@ryann8680 3 жыл бұрын

RIP Master Ninja Van Cleef....you magnibicent babister

@MrBookworm1972 4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Bernard, the love of my life.

@user-mc6tr1vp2v 5 ай бұрын

Crystal Bernard was actually the standout of the movie.

@kakonis 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: In order to prepare for this role, Lee Can Cleef met with "Kung-Fu" star David Carradine, and both men practiced honing their martial arts skills by felching gerbils and practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation.

@jayh9529 4 жыл бұрын

Grasshoppers 😂

@andreag975 7 жыл бұрын

Watching this classic while baking peppernuts for Christmas: perfect!

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

Keep the peppernuts, toss the movie! 🤮

@venturieffect 7 жыл бұрын

So this movie is On the Waterfront, but with dirt bike racing and ninjas? Sign me up!

@Jagerbomber 8 жыл бұрын

Look at all the things he can do with a spyrograph!... XD

@jamesstranack2233 7 ай бұрын

Shag Hair, really is the most attractive person to ever appear on MST3K, and Rifftrax by a good mile.

@ilikemorestuff 2 жыл бұрын

The lead bad guy is so good he makes Lee Clambeef look like a clown

@demons27 9 ай бұрын

57:52 RIP to David McCallum

@mechachrist 7 жыл бұрын

1:14:16 a Sixfinger was a 1960's toy that looked like a finger and shot several different projectiles. Seriously. It was marketed as a spy device lol. The commercial is on KZfaq... it's a must-see.

@NEpatsProductions1 8 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites

@GrizzlyDaddams 3 жыл бұрын

RIP, Dennis Burkley.

@robertdiotalevi285 2 жыл бұрын

19:29 “Take off your belt, put on this ballet tutu, and bend over the desk, mister!"

@anadthebarbarian 8 жыл бұрын

28:32 Could be a loose reference to Play it Again Sam where Tony Roberts is always calling somebody to let them know where he & Woody Allen are

@Jagerbomber 8 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, Ducky!!!!

@kurtreber9813 8 жыл бұрын

yep, thats him!

@FanBritLit 7 жыл бұрын

46:00 - 'Before you put your coats on the top peg.' - a reference to Monty Python's THE MEANING OF LIFE in which John Cleese proceeds to list a confusing list of directions for the boys in his classroom. Followed by a hilarious skit on sexual education.