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The #Deposition episode plays out like a dream turned nightmare for Michael Scott in which he 'takes the stand' and his flaws and faults are all brought to light...and recorded. You know that stenographer had some stories when she came home that night!
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Written by Lester Lewis
Directed by Julian Farino
Aired on November 15th 2007
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The Diary entries. First, I should say, I had 2 entries in the video, but I removed one for time and flow.
MICHAEL HITS MEREDITH WITH HIS CAR
Dear diary - It’s me, Michael, again. It’s been many moons since I’ve filled your pages with my warm words. But that time ends now. You’re the only person I can turn to in this dark hour. This is my confession. Let it remain within your pages and clean my body of this mistake. Oh, diary. What can I do? My vehicle crashed into my coworker Meredith just moments ago and here I write to you from my parked car. While I am going to be the bigger man and take the fall (in my diary only), I think we need to focus on the two things that were out of my control. First, Meredith. What was she doing in the parking lot in the first place? Getting out of her car and going to the office? Maybe. Or maybe she was attracted to the car somehow. I saw on National Geographic that deer freeze when they see headlights. Could this also be the case for Meredith and my beautiful Sebring? She has a sex problem and this car is very attractive. The fact is ill-deniedable. The second thing out of my control was the car itself. Was my foot on the gas? Sure. But it was not I who hit Meredith. You wouldn’t blame the man who stabbed someone with a knife for killing someone. The knife is the one to blame there. The car is the one to blame here. We can’t let robots do whatever they want. We’ve all seen iRobot. Anyway, I have to go call an ambulance for Meredith. In that sense, I am the real hero here, saving Meredith both from her own fantasies as well as from this man-killing machine. Remember me, diary. Remember me. LoL (Lots of Love), Michael.
MICHAEL FINDS OUT HE HAS HERPES
My dearest diary - This morning I woke up with a red bump near my lip. I thought at first maybe it was from a mosquito hibernating in my condo during the winter. But it was too big for that. My coworkers found out about it and told me it’s herpes. After looking at some images on Google, throwing up in my trashcan and looking at some more pictures, I’m starting to think they’re right. I’m too young to have herpes, diary. I have my whole life ahead of me. I want to play catch with my son. I want to walk my daughter down the aisle. And I want people to look at me in my casket and say “Hey, that’s one good-looking dead guy.” None of those things are possible now. My life has been stripped away from me. I could grow a mustache and have it for the rest of my life, but it’s always so itchy. I wonder if plastic surgery would do the trick. Dammit, I just looked online and plastic surgery is too expensive. Maybe I can do another fun run. Yes, Michael Scott’s International Annual Best-In-Class Herpes Awareness & Surgery Race Against Herpes. It has a nice ring to it. Xoxo, Michael.
RYAN GOES TO CORPORATE
Greetings diary of mine - I’ve lost the love of my life today. I weep for myself. My protege Ryan has abandoned me for Jan’s job at corporate. David Wallace called me only a few minutes ago and the tears won’t stop. My tie is drenched in a mixture of tears and snot. Of course this is the one day I forget to bring my briefcase full of extra ties. Oh, who cares, anyway? It’s all pointless now. I still have Jan, but that’s like one third of a heart. My other one third of a heart is with Ryan. I have the other third, because without at least a part of a heart I would die. Maybe we could do long distance. I could leave here by five, get to New York by seven, get dinner with Ry and get home in time for sex with Jan before she goes to bed. It’ll be close, but it’s worth the effort. They say if you really love someone you should be able to let them go. Well, they have never met Ryan. He is the fire within my heart. The song in my mind. The laughter in my gut. He is everything. I mean . . . Jan is everything, too. But Ryan is everythinger. Just a little more. Okay, I have to clean myself up and fashion a makeshift tie out of one of the socks in my extra socks briefcase. Love, Michael.
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