I love these Penn imitating Kim skits so much! The “Sharpie on an unprotected surface??” concern was so funny 😆

#1) The laughter is a dead giveaway that every word of this "skit" is 100% accurate. #2) This was absolutely a "hint" Penn, flowers (get the bear), dinner, card (not handmade), take notes you've got five days. Good luck. 👍

Being married for almost 17 years now we stopped “buying” things about 7 years ago. We do go out for an awesome dinner each year, just around the date and not on V-day. We love each other and try to express it daily, no holiday needed. 😊

Kim laughing in the background is killing me! 😆

My husband was a restaurant manager for 25+ years. I really, really dislike Valentine's Day but he always brought home some of the best stories that night😆

I'll never forget on the AR. Penn was watching Kim bungee and he cried. He said he was imagining something happened to her and he couldn't live without her. It was real and it was love.

Kim's laughter over Penn's imitation of her gives me so much life. Happy Valentine's Day in advance! 💖😍

They're so adorable together. His imitating her running down the hall is so sweet. "Our love doesn't need nice... wow, those are nice flowers."

I usually am low maintenance about gifts but for our tenth anniversary I was kind of lamenting that we always have to plan our gifts to each other (usually out of a kindness to our budget) but sometimes i’m sad he just doesn’t ever surprise me with gifts. He then proceeded to pull out a ring box with a beautiful tenth anniversary diamond ring. I have never been so delighted and so sheepish at the same time!

Literally cackling over this. This is me

Oh Penn’s expression when Kim says she is low maintenance! One of your funniest guys!

The dialog is so chock-full of Kim-isms ! Penn really nailed it. No wonder Kim is laughing in the background. 😃😄

Love this ❤ First VD without my husband… He was the best at gift giving but also made his own cards out of printer paper on which he drew desert animals. I have found most of them and I am displaying them on my fridge. Planning on getting a big box of Godiva chocolates and champagne and make a toast (not the bread kind) to our life together.

“It’s really thumby!” 😆😂🤣 Dying!!

Haha! The only thing I ever want on Valentine's Day is a card and to not cook. He can get take out or take me out, I don't care as long as I don't have to touch a pan.

That was hilarious! My wife is the exact same way as Kim! She always says "Don't get me anything for Valentine's Day" or says she wants just a card. But if I don't get her anything more than a card she acts very disappointed, even though she claims she's not. So every year I get her a big bouquet of flowers and she is thrilled even as she chastises me for "spending too much money." Women are interesting creatures.

We’ve been married 29 years and Feb 14th is just another day of appreciating and loving each other....no gifts or dinner, just exchange cards.❤

I haven't laughed this hard in sooo long! We don't celebrate 🙄 My husband says it's commercial holiday. Which.. I agree. However, I am a huge romantic at heart and would just like the cute fun things (NOT go in debt) So now I just celebrate with my kids getting them little candies, books, a homemade valentine punch to drink etc. One year I decorated each kid's door with valentine wrapping paper and wrote 5 things I loved about each kid on it. It feels sooo good to celebrate love even if it's not romantic. Happy V day Kim and Penn!!

I love the giggling in the background! Every one of your videos just makes my day so much better.😊 My husband and I have been married almost 40 years and Valentine’s Day has been a non-event for a long time, and that’s perfectly fine with me. He travels for business so a lot of years (like this year) he’s not even home. We actually don’t give gifts for most occasions (birthday, anniversary) - we decided a few years ago that we had enough stuff, and we use the money on experiencias instead. We take a trip every year for our anniversary, and have made some wonderful memories. Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤

I love when Penn imitates Kim and she’s laughing in the background!!! So funny!!!! ❤❤

Penn is the best! Well done, Sir! Our Valentine Day solution is always the same: I receive a small heart-shaped box of Russel Stover candies. My kids eat it. I keep the box. Happy Valentine's Day.

That was fun especially knowing that you wrote it Kim. We’re complicated eh? On the one hand we’re like, “ I don’t need a token expression of our love” and then on the other we’re “yeah but I wants it”.

I also tell my husband not to get anything and then I get passive-aggressive about it on the day. But he’s learned to ignore me saying I don’t want anything. 😂😂😂

“This is it? This is your best work?” Absolutely criminal. 😂

My husband and I have never done gifts or cards for Valentine's Day. Our tradition is to spend time in the card aisle picking out the card we would buy for each other, sharing it there and then putting it back. My friends think we're nuts, but it's so much fun as it comes with a "right of refusal, must do over" rule. I used to be a store manager at a pharmacy and after years of watching folks come in at the last minute in a panic to get something so their significant wouldn't be mad made me never want to put that pressure on him. Thanks for your videos--y'all are the jam! :)

You have exactly the same doorbell as us. And now my dog is running around barking because of this video, waking everyone up! Thanks 🙂

I love Kim's laughter during these videos. It's like watching someone break on SNL.

Absolutely HILARIOUS… Between my SO and me, it’s exactly the opposite. He keeps saying he doesn’t do Valentine’s and doesn’t want to exchange gifts… and then gets me one. Same with Saint Nicholas which is a big thing in Belgium and The Netherlands (depending where you’re from, December 5th or 6th gifts are exchanged). This year is going to be tough: I’ve just had spinal surgery and am not allowed to drive. I’ve roped my in-home carer to get something for him when she goes to do my grocery shopping for me. He loves abbey-style beers and she’s swinging by the local brewery to pick up a limited edition with matching glass. I’ve already paid for it, it’s the best I can do right now. He’s the best man I could ever dream of having and despite what he says this year he is getting that gift.

You guys are helping me relieve pre-wedding jitters. Seeing your relationship gives me confidence that we'll also be about to handle all the ups and downs. Thank you

You guys completely change personality in these! It’s so funny! The passive aggression too just can’t stop laughing 😝

This was hilarious! I’ve just accepted the fact that my husband can’t read my mind. I think Valentine’s Day is a great reminder that we need that special focused time together as a couple. We discussed and planned Valentine’s Day together ahead of time this year-and decided to do something we both enjoy: going out to breakfast and a hike. Not to mention-hiking is free, breakfast gets us up early to enjoy the rest of the day, and breakfast is usually less expensive than dinner! I actually prefer breakfast over dinner anyways though. It was a wonderful romantic morning. ❤

After 21 years of marriage hubby and I learned that, I'll just buy the chocolates and flowers and say "thank you honey, look what you got me!". And if I want to go to dinner I have to say, hey can we please go out to dinner. And then he is so accommodating. It's pretty awesome. Works for us.

This video is about me! I'm always saying no to everything until the day. Thank you for reminding me to say yes so we can actually enjoy Valentine's Day this year!

You are both such astute students of human nature. This is so relatable. We stopped the Valentine’s fa la la la la years ago. Instead of gifts we don’t need, expensive roses etc, we do something. This year, we are going to enjoy antique shopping, (buying). Lasts longer than roses! I think this was one of your best. Kim’s giggle is priceless. Penn’s expressions are right on. How can you both be this talented?!

I'm the girl who got her soulmate boyfriend a long-stemmed red rose every month on our anniversary. Blew the pest control guy's mind when he witnessed one such presentation. lol Well done, #TeamHolderness! Happy Valentine's Day in advance. 💖💖💖

47 years of marriage & we don’t do Valentines Day. Or birthdays, or Christmas gifts. But we do try to take a nice trip every year. Even when our kids were still at home. But your video was funny & often so true. My advice is make the most of each day for it goes by quickly & we never know what’s next! ❤

You guys are AWESOME 😂 I love that you can laugh and be real about it, and I nearly died when you said Kim wrote the whole thing!! Hilarious and adorable! Thanks for the morning laugh 😊

I love gardening. My husband loves carnivorous plants. Local garden center is offering a class on making a carnivorous plant terrarium ON VALENTINE'S DAY!! So his gift to me this year was signing me up for the class and my gift to him will be the finished project! Win-win!!

I had thought about texting my husband’s close friend to give him the “hint” to surprise me for Valentine’s Day but decided instead to plan a dinner date with my baby nieces and give them a memory of love to have 🥰

My first husband splashed out on public displays on Valentine's Day so everyone else was all, "Oh, he's a keeper!" But he treated me like crap when we were alone. So I have no interest in observing the holiday. But I'm lucky to have a guy now who always treats me well, every day of the year. That's so much better. I also have explained to him my varied but specific reasons for not being a huge fan of fresh flowers as a romantic gesture, and he's allergic to everything, so he knows I'm not going to get passive-aggressive about it. It may help that we're both autistic and have no trouble communicating pragmatically without playing silly headgames about what we need, want, and expect.

Kim laughing behind the camera made me laugh so hard

Her giggling is hilarious

I love how you genuinely love one another and others.

Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋

After 30 years of marriage I fully expect flowers *and* chocolate on Valentines Day. And I get them. So we’re still married.

This is so me😂 been married 21yrs and my husband still surprises me🥰

You guys SLAY me!!🤣🤣 You never disappoint and btw this is SO spot on it's hilarious! We say we don't want flowers because let's be real, they die fast, they are ridiculously expensive, especially around Valentine's Day..but when you get them anyways..we are THRILLED! My fiance has learned that even when I say I don't want anything..deep down I really do. Lol Even if it's not extravagant flowers or something expensive. I'm happy with a cheap bouquet from Trader Joes and some of my favorite chocolate or a nice card. Oh, and a foot massage of course!😝 It's the thought that counts..the fact that they spent the time to get you something regardless of what you said! Us women can be so confusing lol. I confuse myself sometimes!🤣🤣 Hope you two have a wonderful Valentine's Day! Also just a side note.. as far as flowers go..any day of the year, flowers are a super sweet surprise and way cheaper than for Valentine's Day! Lol the fact that it's unexpected makes it extra special..but we still want something that shows you care on ❤Day!😝 Also, I know this skit is exaggerated but that's what makes it so great and funny! You two are too much fun!🥰

The angry instant pot fumbling was my favorite. HA! Valentine’s Day is a lose-lose set-up.

😂 I loved this. We don’t exchange gifts and I’m probably not passive aggressive about it because it’s our daughter’s birthday, so that won’t help you. Lol

Penns face while Kim is talking at the end...about as close as I've ever seen to angry Penn...and so get it Penn. 🤣

I would rather drop a bowling ball on my foot than go out to dinner on Valentine's Day. Crowds, cost, leaving home...nope. After 42 years, we love to eat leftovers for dinner on the couch and binge something like Schitt's Creek. That's love! 🥰😜

This was hilarious 😂 thank you for making it. Penn's expressions are priceless. I am doing dinner and a movie with the hubby for valentines day the weekend after🥰😍🙂

Totally me!! 😂You are such a great couple! Thanks for the laughs!

Perfect imitation of Kim! "It's fine, really it's fine..."

Omg I FEEL THIS 😂😂. My first Valentine’s Day with my husband, he asked what my expectations were and I didn’t really give much info and said I was low maintenance, assuming he would know at an absolute minimum he should get a sweet card and maybe a small gift. So I show up with a basket of homemade cookies, a book with 100 reasons that he’s awesome, a mix CD, and a few other goodies and he had…NOTHING. Then we went to the dive bar across the street and he sang karaoke to Lonely Island (I’m on a Boat). 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂

I admit I watched the “coupon” part way too many times!😂

When we started dating, my (now) husband’s grandmother gave us $20 on for Valentines with a card that said for burgers and shake. Since then it’s a tradition that know we do with our kids. Every Valentines we have burgers and shake. So stress free and fun.

It's a celebration as it was the day we were married...47 years this year. We usually go out to dinner, my arrangements. I usually go shopping for myself, as I know what I like and want, then thank him for whatever I bought myself. LOL It's just another day really. We say we love each other every day, often, so it's hard to think of it just being celebrated one day a year instead of every day of the year!

This is so accurate! I thought it was only me 😂

I'm in a new relationship. My boyfriend just got back from Cuba and brought me a present. Two little shell bracelets which he mentioned later that the store just threw in the bag when he bought a shirt there. So I'm trying not to have high expectations for Valentine's Day 🤣🤣🤣

love hearing Kim giggles in the background makes it better wonder how many out takes u did

Lol! Love Kim laughing in background -my hubby imitates me all the time so I found it exceptionally funny new have been married for 29 years

😂 spot on, So awesome!!! Thanks guys.

You might say she’s “Holden’n” it together…….. I’ll go to the corner now

😂 great video as always :😅 loved it!!!! My husband and I have a tradition of celebrating early to avoid the crowds … and hype. 🎉 haha

I feel like sometimes if someone is very anxious and doesn't like upsetting people they'll try to be as low maintenance as possible and say they don't need or want anything because they feel like they can't ask for something. Definitely difficult to overcome! Shout out to all the loving partners out there who can read past that and get us something anyway

We've started a new tradition with our kids the last couple of years, and we all love it. They help decorate the table with Valentine's decor, and we have a "fancy" family dinner and dessert at home. Usually, lasagna or some other pasta, salad, and breadsticks. We can't have fresh flowers in the house because we all have allergies.

I died laughing! This is me every year! My poor husband! 😂🤪 You guys always make my day when I see a new video pop up! ❤Keep doing what you’re doing!

Way back when we were about 7 or 8 years married one of us was going through chemotherapy. We had 2 small children. There was absolutely no money for anything including barely paying bills. Valentine's Day was coming up & we agreed that instead of feeling pressure to give cards, gifts, flowers, etcetera we'd simply acknowledge the day by wishing each other Happy Valentine's & leave it at that especially since we had no money. That & the fact this was one of the many holidays spent in the hospital. It's been many years since then & we have labeled Valentine's Day a Hallmark holiday which we always simply acknowledge the day & have zero expectations. It's worked out so well & no one is upset because no one is disappointed.

Oh my goodness. I love you guys and the humor in your marriage! Thanks for the laughs as always!

The last 3 valentine's days my husband has had to work. Go Army! However in 15 + yrs I have found expressing my gratitude and recognizing all he DOES do daily and not stressing over the things has no control over keeps the passive aggression away. Lol🤣 He does still try to get me gifts, but when I get them, it's like. "Flowers, yay, something to water and add to my to do list. Or you're making dinner? Another MRE meal yum! He does try other gifts, but clothing sizes and gadgets he likes don't always go so well. The best gift is him putting the kids to bed early (3 kids 10 and under) and then watching a show I want to watch with me. ( My love language is time together) A gift he likes, being an introvert, is alone time, time to decompress from the day. Lol.

OMG, you guys! I have never laughed so hard, thank you!! These "my wife" videos are the funniest things I have ever seen, seriously!! 🤣🤣🤣

This is totally me. Especially with our wedding anniversary this year. We were visiting my husband’s family over our anniversary so we made a mutual agreement not to do anything for our anniversary. I was sad when the day rolled around that there wasn’t an acknowledgment that it was our anniversary or even a card. We learned our lesson, and I told my husband that for Valentine’s Day I need at least a store-bought card and some grocery store flowers this year. I have already bought him a card and some chocolate. Unfortunately, since my husband is working late on Valentine’s Day this year we won’t be able to go out to dinner at a restaurant and then come home and watch a romcom/chick flick movie together like we have done every year on Valentine’s Day since we have started dating. All the sit down restaurants in our town will be closed by the time he is off work, so we have decided that this year we will be picking up fast food from one of the places that are open until midnight and watching a 30 minute episode of something on Netflix before going to bed.

Married 35 years the store bought cards were beautiful! I’m glad I saved a few because I’m now his full time care giver and wouldn’t change my life for the world. ❤️happy St. Valentine’s Day!!

Both of us LOL over this!! SO TRUE! In our house, we pretty much ignore it -- but usually my hubs still manages cake and/or flowers/card JUST to be safe. Because he's a GOOD MAN!

My birthday is right around Valentine's Day and I have always been clear that I Love to celebrate both!

Hilarious as usual! And yes, I'm definitely passive aggressive. "I love Valentine's Day. It's just a nice day where we can show each other how much we love each other with a little gift". That plants the pressure.

My husband and I never get each other stuff on Valentines day. What's the fun in knowing that you're going to get something and it will be ridiculously overpriced instead we act like it is just any other day, because it is. We will just randomly surprise each other throughout the year with something, when we know the other needs a pick me up. That's a surprise from the heart. ❤❤

I am DYING🤣This is me. I could have written this too, however, I truly don't want or expect anything except a very nice dinner just around valentines day. I would rather have flowers on my anniversary. My best valentines day was when my hubby cooked an amazing dinner with dessert (from an online recipe on food network.). It was waiting for me when I came home from work. When he cooks it's usually pasta, so it was amazing.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 We are soul sisters! Omgosh. So spot on! How did you know?! Married almost 24 years here!

I'm just 🥰🤗 you guys! Cracking up the entire video. This is totally me and my husband, except he doesn't get I kinda really wanna do stuff for Valentine's. He's super not good at remembering or good at coming up with stuff. He's also the forgetful type. Lol but that's one of the traits I find endearing about him. Even after 20 yrs of being together he still can't remember V-day or our Anniversary. The day we got married was on the Anniversary of our 1st date so it was less dates for him to remember 🤣😂.

It's totally me, too!! 😂😂

This is hilarious!! Happy Valentine’s Day!!❤ Thanks Kim and Penn!!

Hi Penn and Kim, you two are adorable and I like your videos! As my two cents re not getting passive-aggressive about disappointment on Valentine’s Day, I think it’s a bigger question about holidays in general. When I’m not celebrating a holiday with family, I’ll tend to shrug them off and not decorate or plan anything special to celebrate (like Kim saying she doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day) but then on the day I’ll be sorta disappointed and my life will be that much more meh over time. This year, I’m picking a few holidays a month to actually do something festive for, even if it’s small or silly or arbitrary, to have more festivity in my life! Planning ahead and finding ways to actually make special days special - even if we don’t ‘really need’ anything to be special - is being good to our future selves! 🎉 So, stop saying you don’t want anything special for Valentine’s Day; you just made a whole video about how you already know that future-you actually will, so be nice to her!

We only exchange cards. We've been married for 14 years this May. I love the cards he gives me! I do find myself becoming envious when I see on social media the gifts given and places others go for Valentines Day. It's unfortunate to want what others do, especially with couples that obviously love each other so much, like both of you!

We don't but we also forget about it. It has been 21 years together and we have remembered three times. Years 1, 2, and 4. He brings me spring flowers when they start blooming and that makes me so happy, and sneezy.

After 35 years of never really 'celebrating' valentines day, this is so hilarious!!

This is hilarious! I am definitely Feb 9 Valentine's gal. We haven't gone out to dinner on V-day in years, too crowded and you feel too rushed. We usually do a steak, dessert, and a nice bottle of wine at home. I love going out to dinner normally but not on this day. And we don't even do Christmas or birthday gifts anymore, so definitely no V-day gifts. I would be so mad if my husband spent $100+ on flowers for me! Take me to a tiki bar and buy me drinks instead! The cats would just knock the flowers over anyway. After almost 28 years of marriage we show our love in different little ways. Although I sure wouldn't turn down that foot massage!

0:15 "just write a letter" translation, spend $ on a good gift. LOL@printer paper, would have done the same ahahhaa. I heard this line a lot "oh don't waste the $ on flowers" later... *woman mad at just a letter* 3:20 too accurate with the micro aggressions. spot on+ 4:00 This man selected his wife wisely. All jokes aside, they are a good combo.

Penn did such a great job doing Kim's "voice". He had her inflections and her specific way of saying some words down pat, as well as her gestures and facial expressions. Obviously he does pay attention when she talks to him... sometimes! The only thing that could have made this skit better is if the Midwest Neighbor came over to brag about the flowers/gifts her husband got her and how they were going out to dinner later.

Kim don't forget, your husband is a GENIUS songwriter. all day everyday is valentines season with talent like that. 💞🌹💖

my favorite part is hearing Kim laugh through the entire thing!

Growing up, we had a family tradition that mom would make meatloaf in a heart shaped cake pan for Valentine's Day dinner and write something sweet or doodle hearts etc. on top in ketchup. Kinda an odd tradition but we loved it. (BTW, no one particularly likes meatloaf that much, so we rarely had it. Just for Valentines Day for some reason). Cards and gifts had to be smuggled to the kitchen table by midnight on the 13th so they would be there for breakfast.

In our house the phrase “I love you more than TOAST” is real lol❤

Thanks for putting smiles on our faces

Love this per usual!! 😊💜 Your posts always brighten my day!! My husband and I had our first date the week after Valentine's, so we celebrate that day instead. It means more to us and we avoid the crowds, etc. And we don't always do presents...it sort of depends on the year. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ah yes. Love is in the air. That time of year again. 😹

This had me in tears laughing, so much so that my dog got concerned because he thought there was something wrong. This was spot on me (I’m single now), but I could so relate.

The best part is Penn’s mannerisms during this.

I’m the exact same way! Poor husbands on Valentine’s Day 😅😂❤