NEW DEFECT HIGH SCORE?! 3700+! | Ascension 20 Defect Run

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NEW DEFECT HIGH SCORE?! 3700+! | Ascension 20 Defect Run | Slay the Spire

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Күн бұрын

What a ridiculous run!
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@jackeea_ 3 жыл бұрын

And Saint Jorbs raised the meat on the bone up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy meat, that with it thou mayst heal thine self by 12 hitteth points, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou look at the enemy intents. Then shalt thou count to five, no more, no less. Five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be five. Six shalt thou not count, neither count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to five. Three is right out. Once the number five, being the fifth number, be reached, then yeeteth thou thy Meteor Strike towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

@jasonchangdalekrule 3 жыл бұрын

this deserves a pin

@mattsilverman1075 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@eldizo_ 3 жыл бұрын

Through the Dark Lord, Amen lmao jorbs chat is the best

@joeylehman9649 3 жыл бұрын

Art

@Kryptnyt 3 жыл бұрын

And I asked him, my brother; "Jorbs, why does thy Meat throbbst so?" And he told unto me, "My son, it is through great endeavor that we receive reward. My throbbing meat has seen fit to grant me a portion of my health in return for my pain."

@Belinera 3 жыл бұрын

Jorbs vs The Number 5, the greatest clash of all time

@jessexv9018 3 жыл бұрын

Jorbs buys wing boots. I’m gonna go take 6 elites. Me: what is Jorbs plan versus slavers. His deck just loses a lot of hp to them. Jorbs: I am going to attack pot hyperbeam turn 1 and just win

@Krigalishnikov 3 жыл бұрын

"NOT seeded"

@noahhenderson6909 3 жыл бұрын

it was a good plan

@leafalie7154 3 жыл бұрын

the meat on the bone math (it's five!!!) made me just about die laughing. thanks for the great content!

@bobhouse9331 3 жыл бұрын

"God I'm so good." Is the reason I watch Jorbs play this game.

@ghettorain22 3 жыл бұрын

Me watching a Jorbs run: Jorbs: "I want thing-amajig on the other thing" Me: "Ah yes. Of course. Of course."

@cmck362 3 жыл бұрын

39:08 Meteor Shower.

@ZefixYT 3 жыл бұрын

i don't know if you know / watch snooker Jorbs - but that's such a similarity if you watch the professionals: During your streak you were concentrated to the max, thinking back and forth over a single move (=shot); your run here is like the moment where the snooker-player has won for sure and just plays the balls - quick, without thinking, creative shots. And thereby shows what a genius he really is - and what influence pressure has.

@MrJsintic 3 жыл бұрын

This is a common thing in strategy games, I play a considerable amount of chess. (About 1400 strength give or take). When my opponent blunders their queen and then a rook or something, but doesn't resign, I often spend very little time. The time I spend is to not blunder, then I take liberty in the matter in which I checkmate. Usually not 100% accurate but it doesn't really matter once you're winning right? It's all about the beautiful finish to the game that sticks with you.

@CoffeeSipper555 3 жыл бұрын

" That means no frozen eye this run , you're welcome" cit. THANK GOD!

@undeniablySomeGuy 3 жыл бұрын

That joke about chat engagement like 5/6ths through the run made me literally laugh out loud as I do my homework at 2:20 AM

@Christoff070 24 күн бұрын

Damn some nice rng on that gremlin elite fight. After u kill his gremlins, he never attack for 3x10, always go to his summon phase instead

@Laugical 3 жыл бұрын

Act 2 was poggin the whole way through lmao 1, 2, 5! -3 sir 3!

@sethbritton5425 3 жыл бұрын

27:05 " how can I take only five damage..." gets 44 unneccesary block instead

@hugmonger 2 жыл бұрын

Editor! Editor! You should totally make a mini-jorbs mini run. Like make a video out of one of the acts he loses in act 1, increase the pitch on his voice a bunch, and make sure mini-jorbs in the the corner.

@CoryWhiteland 3 жыл бұрын

Quick shout out to whoever it was that said "meatier strike?" right after act 1. I got a good laugh out of that, bless you.

@theshiveringveil145 3 жыл бұрын

Modded or seeded? The correct answer is blessed.

@AllNamesAreTakenO 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t expecting references to monty python’s holy hand grenade in the middle of this run LOL.

@Walczyk 3 жыл бұрын

57:50 lmao jorbs with the evil genius cackle

@irreleverent 3 жыл бұрын

"Jeez, this whole dream nonsense just sounds like some people being mathematically illiterate about a streamer getting lucky." *5x10^-23* "You know what, I take it back."

@Grue3 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Beyond Perfect requires taking no damage from all of the bosses but clearly Jorbs took damage from Slime Boss here. So I looked it up and apparently it requires perfecting only 3 bosses (not sure if Heart counts or not). And even if you perfect more than 3 bosses you aren't getting higher score which seems unfair.

@Jorbs 3 жыл бұрын

heart does count.

@joellera 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks to pen nib, Jorb's score was increased by 10%

@joonbang2480 2 жыл бұрын

Clearly, the Act 2 enemies had the Boot. Why else would Jorbs keep rounding to 5?

@Llama_vet 3 жыл бұрын

Why jorbs doesn’t have an average of half a million views consistently. Has be baffled.

@blue_thingys8813 3 жыл бұрын

He does, mini jorbs hides most of the views from the public eye though.

@Walczyk 3 жыл бұрын

33:40 why does sunder AND hologram both play twice?! What black magic is this? There's only one Echo Form in play too!? Can someone explain? Does Sunder not eat up echo form since it killed on the first hit?

@jackeea_ 3 жыл бұрын

Sunder tried to play twice, but the first hit killed, so it didn't play twice. This meant that Echo Form was still active for Hologram.

@Walczyk 3 жыл бұрын

@@jackeea_ Thanks, I should have deleted my post after realizing that was likely what happened. That's a good interaction to know so you don't have to waste echo form on sunder but it need to be the first card you play that turn.

@inakiarias7465 3 жыл бұрын

@@Walczyk Any card that gets played and can't get double played (mostly attacks that kill) doesn't take the stack of duplication, works for every kind of it (Echo form, double tap, potion, burst, etc.)

@zusukoriotomo 3 жыл бұрын

what a nutty run

@SgtCookie111 3 жыл бұрын

13:30 Editor, may I request this footage? Because that sounds _really_ interesting.

@robertdascoli949 3 жыл бұрын

At 26:39 "5 is the amount of damage you shall be taking. Not one or two. Certainly not 3. Nor even 4, unless that is the damage you've needed to take to get up to 5." Jorbs "OK. I need to take 3"

@osgrace3341 3 жыл бұрын

The only time membership card is not broken is when you can’t afford it :)

@whotheo4878 3 жыл бұрын

Congrats

@raing9737 3 жыл бұрын

gee, youtube jorbs sure is bad at math

@jacobstern4630 3 жыл бұрын

Has echo form always worked on the turn it was played??

@sebred 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. But the first time you play form it will do nothing because you have already played your first card.

@MisterrRhum 3 жыл бұрын

If you echo form an echo form you'll play twice the first three cards every turn, the echo formed echo form count as the first so you will double play the next two card as well that turn

@jacobstern4630 3 жыл бұрын

@@sebred alright. I've just never echoed an echoed

@jacobstern4630 3 жыл бұрын

@@MisterrRhum Thanks! Funnily enough I just did it in my last defect run, it was a crazy snecko eye meteor strike dead branch creative AI mummified hand run. Really fun, almost died twice because I gave woke bloke 15 strength🤔

@undeniablySomeGuy 3 жыл бұрын

14:39 it has not changed

@drewgranger6037 3 жыл бұрын

23:43 Is it over?!? Is it over???...

@Edujs23 3 жыл бұрын

What is the world record score wise?

@isaacgutierrez139 3 жыл бұрын

High

@viggoviebke2635 3 жыл бұрын

At least 150 points

@xXn00blulzXx 3 жыл бұрын

7000+ points in watcher, you can find it on KZfaq

@soorian6493 3 жыл бұрын

7000 using an infinite gold combo on prismatic watcher

@sheepicusbahimus6447 3 жыл бұрын

Don't go to the moon it has shitty wifi there

@JLegendfake 3 жыл бұрын

Well i am the second then.

@Cthulhus_Mum 9 ай бұрын

I thought you had slightly fishy luck when I’d just seen a couple of runs and I didn’t *realise* that you only posted a small fraction of your runs on here. But you comment on the fact that there’s several hours on twitch for every hour on youtube often enough that no one should actually accuse you of being Dream 🤣🤣🤣 (Pointless comment is mostly for the algorithm. Everyone is free to just ignore me.)