No One Is Qualified To Teach Middle School. Ryan Erwin

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3 жыл бұрын

No one is qualified to be a middle school teacher, least of all Ryan Erwin, or at least thats what he thinks in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's jokes about crying in public or jokes about how fame can save your life this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Ryan Erwin is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@BlueIdiotPie 3 жыл бұрын

"They're dumb but they provide me with so much material" like you could create a whole subgenre of comedy that is just middle school teachers standing on stage telling stories about the classroom

@Seetiyan 3 жыл бұрын

Haha! I would watch that.

@Lavenderrose73 3 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention that, I think my friend who's a middle school math teacher should go on dry bar comedy!

@wolfsbaneandnightshade2166 Жыл бұрын

Bored teacher comedy on KZfaq!!!

@harpermacreedy4167 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was one of my teachers between 7th-9th grade, its weird seeing him do comedy now cause this doesnt seem far off of just how he taught his classes

@AC-hj9tv 3 ай бұрын

Prove it

@Panwere36 3 жыл бұрын

"You are allowed to love dumb things. People loved _Twilight_ ...." He had me as a fan at that line!

@aprilsilvers381 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 48 and love , love, love the entire Twilight series. And the Harry Potter series

@Panwere36 2 жыл бұрын

@@aprilsilvers381, you most likely didn't end a stable relationship "because he wasn't like Edward" either. That is the entire reason for the joke.. the hypocrisy of "feminists" who love the series.

@allmyedgesaresharp 4 ай бұрын

Aaaaaaa me too!!!!

@AC-hj9tv 3 ай бұрын

@@aprilsilvers381elderly cringe

@ca2712 11 ай бұрын

As a middle school teacher, I really appreciate this guy putting a funny twist on the chaotic absurdity that is any given day with adolescents!

@CA-bw9vw 3 жыл бұрын

If my teacher called me a bean pouch of diarrhea that would be my favorite teacher

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 жыл бұрын

Lol yes.

@cbrown8615 3 жыл бұрын

Looop

@leveretth 3 жыл бұрын

"Husky Ladies' Group Chat" I'm laughing so hard I almost passed out!

@carleehooley6338 8 ай бұрын

“You befriend the two huskiest ladies” THE FACT THAT I IMMEDIATELY KNEW WHO HE WAS TALKING ABOUT 💀

@TriggeredAmmo 3 жыл бұрын

I kept thinking he was saying "my feeder babies" vs. " my theater babies"

@rustylee1836 3 жыл бұрын

Oh I was wondering what that even meant, thanks

@FriteAnge 3 жыл бұрын

His description of kids at the dance 😂😂😂

@kaiya1177 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not a theater kid but I would’ve taken theater just for this teacher😂😂

@harpermacreedy4167 2 жыл бұрын

I did in 7th grade, he turned me into a theatre teacher

@-._.-KRiS-._.- Жыл бұрын

@@harpermacreedy4167 Thank you for spelling theatre correctly.

@Ana-xs9jf Жыл бұрын

He was a pretty good teacher!

@carleehooley6338 8 ай бұрын

Never had him but went to the school he teaches at. He’s wonderful.

@yellowswallowtail33 3 жыл бұрын

I sub in a middle school. It's a society that you don't want to touch with a ten foot pole. 😅

@fairwitness7473 3 жыл бұрын

School Bus driver here... she's right. Middle schoolers are 😈 evil. Where else, can you work as an adult, and be judged for anything that you do, besides going to your parents house?

@Psychol-Snooper 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who did not block it out probably remembers, if only as a vague memory of perpetual existential dread and angst. I remember my first day, and thinking "everyone here is awful!"

@mumtazhussain3164 3 жыл бұрын

Good say

@dovie2blue 3 жыл бұрын

Thank God some people can handle them. Some of them actually like middle schoolers!!

@michellebales2682 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I worked in the middle school system, in the gym.....a.k.a prison yard!!!!!! It was an amazing experience! Drama everyday! 60 in a class......it was like herding cats.....but we ran a tight ship and shut it down fast when the evil reared it's ugly middle school hormones!!!!!!! I used my whistle a lot!

@bradster3122 3 жыл бұрын

This guy seems like such a cool teacher

@sheridan7475 3 жыл бұрын

My 1st thought

@nancymueller6206 3 жыл бұрын

Kudos!

@jjhack3r 3 жыл бұрын

Just hope his gayness doesn't rub off onto all the kids...

@jessicawinchester7184 3 жыл бұрын

@@jjhack3r Really?? 🙄

@paulomaeney7324 3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicawinchester7184 Just hope all his gayness doesn't rub off onto the kids.

@LindyLouCantu 3 жыл бұрын

Honest, vulnerable, endearing and hilarious.

@aprilsilvers381 2 жыл бұрын

I bet he has been thru some tough stuff. I adore him

@ReginaSchaffer 3 жыл бұрын

I taught history in middle school, and once while showing a clip from an older black and white movie (The John Wayne Alamo) a student asked me was that back when the world was in black and white.....

@m0L3ify 3 жыл бұрын

As a parent, I have to say Middle School was way better than High School on our side. So if you're a suffering Middle School teacher, rest assured the revenge is coming. 😂

@mariaestronza-flores375 3 жыл бұрын

Fantastically Funny!!!! Very Talented!!!

@dovie2blue 3 жыл бұрын

His timing is impeccable

@Nanner823 3 жыл бұрын

He is probably an awesome teacher 🤣

@Ana-xs9jf Жыл бұрын

He was

@noahbenn54 3 жыл бұрын

Loved this dudes set! Hopefully y’all post more of his stuff

@punkyreggaeparty8786 2 жыл бұрын

"The whole time thinking that potato salad looks good!" I am in actual tears!!! Loved this!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@kcl060 2 жыл бұрын

Omg I was a teacher. That is HORRENDOUS that the massage therapist was your student bahahaha!!

@antonnym214 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm so great." I love that line!

@marydungan6748 3 жыл бұрын

I've worked at a school district for going on 19 years. My 2nd year in the district, I worked in a middle school as campus security. Middle school kids are a nightmare. They're not little kids and they're not teenagers. There is a lot of drama and they tend to scream at a high decibel level for no reason. One year was enough so then I went to work another 16 year's as campus security in various high schools. There was some good and some bad. In my 18th year, I went back to a middle school for one year as campus security. By that time, they were letting kids get away with a lot. When you're pulling a disruptive 8th grader out of class and they tell you to go F- yourself(and they don't get in trouble), I knew then it was time for career change. When I saw kids every day, I wanted to punch them in the face. So to save my sanity amd stay out of jail, I entered a different job and now I'm in my 19th year and working in a high school orchestra and I love it. Anyone who teaches and/or works in a middle school, are saints.

@moneer7139 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, I still recall my middle school experience acting like I was a boss in 8th grade, acting like a gangsta, I even did some dumb prank with fart bombs in the staircases, but going Into high school really changes that mentality.

@vjr5261 3 жыл бұрын

Mary thank you for yours years of sacrifice. Serious. I could only stick it out 6 years. I love 3rd graders.

@7munkee 3 жыл бұрын

To make sure the snots get punished just give an older, tougher kid a 'get out of trouble free" card to trash the little bugger.

@christinag.7801 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just got a job as a middle school science teacher in an urban school. I worked there as a long-term sub this past year. I love middle schoolers, but yes they can be a nightmare. Legit. Freaking. Nightmare.

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

Any grade k-college.

@Artsea_Grace 3 жыл бұрын

This is so accurate (“husky lady” & middle school teach here) 🤣😂 Bless him. It’s people like him who shake the world by bringing joy. Any of y’all judging his comedy for looks, an outfit, a voice, or a lifestyle should be ashamed. I’m a Christian, and I may not agree with him, but I refuse to degrade a human based on superficial qualities or make fun of him.

@mumtazhussain3164 3 жыл бұрын

Good say

@pennsylvaniakate 3 жыл бұрын

You said it right, Victoria Grace!

@mumtazhussain3164 3 жыл бұрын

Off course victoria

@dxcomic 4 ай бұрын

Virtue signal - ✔️

@treeguyable 2 жыл бұрын

The maternity shirt he is wearing, the best part!

@scaredandconfused 2 жыл бұрын

As a kid who took theater, yes, we are very dumb and chaotic.

@cearathomas930 3 жыл бұрын

Why is no one talking about his shirt.. like I'm obsessed 😍

@punkyreggaeparty8786 2 жыл бұрын

Me TOO!!! I went to his site and he has lots of wonderful shirts. His closet must be a masterpiece!

@YayaIsSilly 3 жыл бұрын

We need more from this teddy bear 💕

@marissamate Жыл бұрын

Oh my God, the tea in middle school is always piping hot 😂😂😂

@bsj7285 Жыл бұрын

"grazed the upper front".... I'm gonna have to start calling them that from now on. 😂

@morganhartwell1841 3 жыл бұрын

I love him!! 😂😂😂😂

@everylifeamovingpicture 3 жыл бұрын

This whole special was one of the best I've heard in a long time!

@lindamoulton1560 28 күн бұрын

The student drama!!! 🤣 One of my favorite parts about teaching Middle School is I get to hear all the drama and gossip from the students and I can just sit there and smile because I'm not obligated (or allowed) to say a gosh-darn thing. MWAHAHAHA

@HaikatrineKat 3 жыл бұрын

I need more Ryan Erwin! Let's make him famous.

@minirth.maggie Ай бұрын

Husky lady group chat! 😂

@Ms12369 3 жыл бұрын

This feels like the gay man version of me. I hope he gets famous 🥰

@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE 3 жыл бұрын

1:27 "You can love dumb things...people love Twilight" Me:"Exactly Exactly" 👏🤜🤛

@tacooflove6175 3 жыл бұрын

Bbbboooooo

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 жыл бұрын

YES 😂😂😂

@BorealHP 3 жыл бұрын

what a fantastic comedian

@makeminemint 3 жыл бұрын

Would watch more of this guy. This is super funny! 😆

@ashleygardner4104 2 жыл бұрын

This guy can be in my husky ladies' group chat anytime! YYAASS!

@shimmygale 3 жыл бұрын

You are wonderful and funny. Loved your set.

@anybinobept9892 3 жыл бұрын

SOUTH HILLS MIDDLE SCHOOL BABY, HES MY TEACHER LMAO

@anybinobept9892 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad he didn't make any jokes about Mr Talley. Lucas Talley was a great science teacher, he wasn't great about following the law though

@MidnightBitesCarly 3 жыл бұрын

What subject does he teacher?? I’ve never heard of feeter before lol

@anybinobept9892 3 жыл бұрын

@@MidnightBitesCarly theater

@noahlee4598 3 жыл бұрын

my favorite teacher ever till this day

@LindyLouCantu 3 жыл бұрын

To be able to joke this way about his students, it seems that he must actually love them a lot.

@patiencecaso 3 жыл бұрын

Hey 👏watch👏where👏you're👏driving👏🤣

@funkaddictions 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is great!

@j.reesebradley4771 3 жыл бұрын

My mom used hand gestures too. 😂

@mumtazhussain3164 3 жыл бұрын

😂 awesome

@russnurse2b807 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!!!

@twilson377 Жыл бұрын

Love him! Very funny. Wish his set was longer.

@islandprepperone 3 жыл бұрын

He’s funny for sure. Great set!

@jokendrick2124 Жыл бұрын

This man is hilariously funny!!!!!

@ElenaM4 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I enjoyed this so much

@gmjones7537 3 жыл бұрын

Ok....i thought he said "FEEDER teacher" 🤣😅😂 made no sense but ihave been rolling the whole time.

@MidnightBitesCarly 3 жыл бұрын

Wait then what DID he say ?!?!

@sheridan7475 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too!? Lol don't know what it means!

@sheridan7475 3 жыл бұрын

Oh ! *Theatre* teacher 🤣

@gmjones7537 3 жыл бұрын

ROFL! I'm not the only one! I thought he had to work the lunch v periods (?) Ha ha ha!

@earthling8585 3 жыл бұрын

I am in love! What a breath of fresh air! 💥💯❤🤣

@MoxHex 3 жыл бұрын

This was far funnier than I thought it would be.

@fandomfanatic7592 3 жыл бұрын

What middle school is he teaching at where they have school dances and a theatre class? No fair man :(

@saundraranel1729 3 жыл бұрын

I had school dances and theatre classes in middle school...it was fun, !

@itspinkk 3 жыл бұрын

performing arts schools. i went to middle school in South Florida. Attucks middle is a magnet and performing arts middle school and we had tv production, music, dance class and actual school dances during the day like once a grading period

@LeahB31 3 жыл бұрын

I think most high schools in the U.S. has those things. The ones that don’t are in the minority.

@wendiwasden7088 6 ай бұрын

Most middle schools I've ever seen have theatre class. School dances im not sure, mine did

@You_Eat 3 жыл бұрын

Why are they always teachers coming from a cruise?

@kouda_ha 3 жыл бұрын

A deaf co-worker at my mother's work laughs really loud or eats really loud or just bangs things really loud whiles working and when she signs to him he's being a bit too loud and it might bother others he just signs back "That's their problem, I can't hear me" and continues lol

@expectnike4414 3 жыл бұрын

My science teacher when I was in 8th grade got the best teacher of the year award

@saundraranel1729 3 жыл бұрын

My science teacher was awful in 8th grade. He had anger issues and threw a chair AND clip board across the classroom once when he got angry at us 🤦😣

@samoakes1304 3 жыл бұрын

My middle school was something special- Here’s a few stories: Some kids grabbed some snow out an open window and had a mini snowball fight in the classroom and nobody got in trouble A chrome book charger exploding in the library during a quiet movie A wolf spider in ela class that caused us to evacuate bc the teacher was scared Sword fighting with pens with the teachers approval Kid threw his phone out of a second story window An unprovoked fist fight during a test in the last class before quarantine Yeah, this all happened within the few months before quarantine began

@jodywoodall6884 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny !!

@MArtistForLife 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first Dry Bar I've watched with a mention of sign language -- does this channel not have everything you need in good comedy? *^^*

@mollysilverman6803 Жыл бұрын

You are amazing! 😂❤ Congratulations on the Teacher of the Year award! ❤ next, you must be very tall or your scale is broken. ❤

@NattyDarkSoul 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing !

@olikah4667 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂he’s hilarious.

@jeanniebell9493 Жыл бұрын

Wicked funny ! LOL !!!!

@lcifermorningstar191 3 жыл бұрын

Funny guy.🤠

@butter_freak5483 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was my theater teacher for like 3 months

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

6:35 I knew it. I could tell since second one. He is very good and funny.

@margaretvelto8791 3 жыл бұрын

this man is basically my partner mixed with john mulaney, and i love it

@cliffmiles8862 Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@inariokami6696 Жыл бұрын

Oh my land he is wonderful.

@pennyb2245 3 ай бұрын

Super!

@nebulaezer 3 ай бұрын

Glad to know the tag thing is universal

@astridstiefholz3714 9 ай бұрын

you are a gem

@coreybooth5088 3 жыл бұрын

Loved that 5 outta 5

@fredgabbard1037 2 жыл бұрын

i am part of the tag group🤣🤣🤣

@denisehirth9128 3 жыл бұрын

I love this guy

@noahlee4598 3 жыл бұрын

I miss You Erwin! I plan to be taller than you some day, but who knows. I hope that this career will find you success! (also, please stop wearing that carebear onesie, it's getting way too small)

@lauriepeters5936 3 жыл бұрын

He is so funny! I loved his routine.. his timing was great! He is just really cool!

@kcl060 2 жыл бұрын

Hooray for teacher of the year! Hilarious on no license but best hehehe. He is SO naturally hilarious!

@nicoleandrews3294 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites so far!

@SpaghettiBelly 3 жыл бұрын

Middle school is basically the time of a teens years of metaphorical outlet of releasing all of their sociopathic urges and the process between puberty and turning into a semi functioning adult or potato

@williamunderhill427 Жыл бұрын

What's with the preggo smock??

@borednow 3 жыл бұрын

i always wonder about teachers that do comedy and make jokes about students if they get into trouble with their job/the principal for insulting the children... like how he saying he hates them and calls them a bean pouch of poop....even though its comedy i can imagine the board or even parents not liking that and making a deal about it... same thing with the female comedian that teaches english at a college talking about hot students.... :O

@mandielou 3 жыл бұрын

I almost thought I heard Chanel west coast laughing in the crowd first couple loud laughs but nope. Lol

@binarywolfcia85 3 жыл бұрын

4:19 I am a boy and in middle school I could literally do ballroom dancing, like proper waltz ballroom. Which group am I?

@mnix5427 3 жыл бұрын

By today’s middle school kid standards- theatre group To anyone born before 1995- just like everyone else. There was a time when everyone was taught to dance in school, they were also taught shop both wood and metal girls were taught home basics and they even went so far as to teach actual hands on gun safety and you shot archery in PE.

@mizzkittenttv 3 жыл бұрын

@@mnix5427 were the girls taught gun safety too? Did they shoot archery in PE?

@jameslipke354 Жыл бұрын

He's AWESOME!!! ❤ I'm 57 years old and have three grown kids, ages 40 (daughter), 37 and soon to be 34 (sons). For many, many years now, to this very day, I've worn Misses 14T Bootcut Levi's and have since my Freshman year (1980-1981) in high school. That being said, they're snug in places they didn't used to be, shift happened and I'm still in shape - round is a shape. 🤣 These days when a friend or family member asks me how much I weigh, my response is always the same, "Rude AF much? If you must know, my weight is 100 and sexy, and...that...is...all...I... have...to...say...about...that... Next..." 😂😂😂 ~ APRIL LIPKE

@kimberlyknightonmusic 3 жыл бұрын

You are so dang funny. I come back and watch these all the time!!

@bettiefrisby9844 3 жыл бұрын

More please. 👍👍

@marinaramirez2763 3 жыл бұрын

Tik tok stalker here 😬😂😂😂

@memphiss.1695 2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@MidnightBitesCarly 3 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff :)

@joanridgeway3674 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like he is with child lol thats got to be a maternity shirt

@Ms12369 3 жыл бұрын

Shoulda gone to goodwill for the wedding dress, no questions asked there Rookie mistake

@carolynbohlmann3059 Жыл бұрын

We miss you, CFA.

@RJ-rc7df 3 жыл бұрын

He's so cool. ❤️

@dianekitchen7506 3 жыл бұрын

😅😂🤣

@evildoesnotsleep-x2b 3 жыл бұрын

he was genuinely funny

@dawinalexander9433 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessicab3986 3 жыл бұрын

I love you

@MorbidKat 3 жыл бұрын

There's no way he's 300 lbs

@crIms0ngen 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@mamacito1795 3 жыл бұрын

Too much or too little?

@MorbidKat 3 жыл бұрын

@@mamacito1795 he looks like he weighs less

@mamacito1795 3 жыл бұрын

@@MorbidKat ok thats what I thought too! Im british we don't do lbs so thought maybe I was way off 😆

@hey113406 3 жыл бұрын

He is funny!!!!! Who cares if he is fruity. “Hold on, stop the lesson” finger twirl 😂

@sommerfranklin9421 3 жыл бұрын

Love his energy and his set!!! Post more of him please!!!!!!!