Even Teachers Can’t Do New Math. Mike Toomey

Even Teachers Can’t Do New Math. Mike Toomey - Full Special

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3 жыл бұрын

Even teachers can't do new math and Mike Toomey thinks it's pretty ridiculous. How old were your kids when you could no longer help them with their math homework? Whether it's new math or just plain craziness Mike Tommey's full Dry Bar Comedy special is here to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@jefftamura1688 3 жыл бұрын

This really hit home. My daughters are 13 and 17. I’ve been helping them with their math homework since the beginning. Now I can’t remember how to do math like algebra, trig etc. So I fake it, google it, bought a trig/ calculus dvd...etc. They still think I’m smart! Fingers crossed!

@happycook6737 3 жыл бұрын

I love Kahn Academy. It is a free website and has recorded lessons of teachers. So I can look up specific math topics and see them taught. 😀 In fact there are lessons on so many subject areas. Love it!

@tomfoolery5526 3 жыл бұрын

My dad used to stare at my homework for a few painful minutes before we both realize it was time to move on R.I.P dad!

@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын

Tom Foolery - awesome tribute. Wish I had a dad like yours. Ever...😶😎😶 please be grateful that you had that! Contributed to your being...cooooooo

@versachithekid8538 3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@bigdikhurtz 3 жыл бұрын

Rip.....😇

@shellswetrick3395 3 жыл бұрын

I was the same with my kids. Mommy will you help me? I look and just stare lol

@deadguy775 3 жыл бұрын

Mine had the Bill Engvall reaction. “When did they start putting the alphabet in math?!”

@carolynnowak3823 3 жыл бұрын

When I was young I was in the hospital. My mom came to visit me and brought me a box of Captain Crunch. She usually only bought no name cereal. I assumed it meant I was dying!

@factsoverfiction7826 3 жыл бұрын

Omg, the Cap'n was brought in to consult on your case ... that's a Mother's love.

@davianabel3381 2 жыл бұрын

i dont mean to be so off topic but does any of you know of a way to log back into an instagram account? I stupidly forgot the account password. I appreciate any help you can offer me.

@aronernesto423 2 жыл бұрын

@Davian Abel Instablaster ;)

@jacobshort6528 2 жыл бұрын

@@davianabel3381 Here is a really analog method to remember your passwords: Write them down on paper in a spiral bound notebook! You would be surprised at how well this works! Good luck!

@ChancetheCanine 2 жыл бұрын

Carolyn 😂😂😂

@SmartCatDad 3 жыл бұрын

My Dad had the opposite problem. He couldn't dumb down his math skills enough to help me with high school algebra.

@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын

@Sherman Cater - That's probably bc you are a common core kid. Lol

@SmartCatDad 3 жыл бұрын

@@paperclips4113 I missed that by a few years. I was a "New Math" kid. I should probably clarify, I'm talking about the Tom Lehrer New Math.

@minttea1966 3 жыл бұрын

And they teach the kids that the world would end if they didnt take the 47 extra steps to get to the same answer old math did in 3 steps😂🤣😂🤣

@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын

@@minttea1966 YES! Awful! The answer does not matter. They want them to show the steps in a particular form. They want them to think and articulate their thinking-process! It's crazy!

@ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine 2 жыл бұрын

@@minttea1966 Ain't that the truth! I told my kids to forget all the new math crap, and just use standard math. I only wanted to know that he got the right answer. I don't care about all the extra steps. New math is a waste of time. Literally.

@gwenyverreking5565 3 жыл бұрын

When my dad went back to school for nursing I had to sit down at the kitchen table and help him with his math homework 😂 when I started calculus I knew I was on my own lol!

@lydia2366 2 жыл бұрын

That’s so sweet that you helped him and much respect and appreciation to your father! I hope he’s staying safe and has become a nurse ❤️

@lilarts7099 2 жыл бұрын

@@lydia2366 to ppp

@JadeDragon407 2 жыл бұрын

Math is like hurricane season; you know it's getting serious when it gets into the Greek alphabet >>:=p

@kitsunelee007 Жыл бұрын

@@JadeDragon407 I'm stealing that

@JadeDragon407 Жыл бұрын

@@kitsunelee007 Enjoy!🙃🙂

@heyitsthida 3 жыл бұрын

That bus driver candy joke was solid. Great job and holy cow on the memorization!

@PalaminoHills 3 жыл бұрын

Pp pp p]0ppp

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

@Thida Lynda: His mannerisms had me rofl’ing! That driver sounds like Tim Meadows’ character, Leon Phelps

@jnorway7295 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! 🤣

@heyitsthida 3 жыл бұрын

@@globetrekker86 Hahah, yes, totally!

@LilJBoi2 3 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing I’m like what’s up with these ads

@edgarflores5569 3 жыл бұрын

This guy was amazing! The narrator voice was flawless, and the "cheap trick" punchline was arguably THE BEST joke on the show, yet people merely reacted to it. In my humble opinion HE KILLED!

@donaldtavares9957 3 жыл бұрын

That cheap trick was hilarious, but it did go over the head of the audience...

@dcgameronline6999 2 жыл бұрын

How is it humble if you say your humble

@edgarflores5569 2 жыл бұрын

@@dcgameronline6999 'Cause I know his comedy is better than mine and I'm stating it. Go annoy your nanny

@dcgameronline6999 2 жыл бұрын

@@edgarflores5569 what is a nanny

@dcgameronline6999 2 жыл бұрын

@@edgarflores5569 Go look up the definition of humble.

@pablanu2591 3 жыл бұрын

“What were you thinking? Well, we were kind of thinking that it doesn’t really affect your life” Great line!

@cmherbs Ай бұрын

Except we all do pay taxes to pay for their education

@ACJacksongoingoneup 3 жыл бұрын

In my humble opinion, this guy is top 10 I've seen on Dry Bar. That Bill bit had me crying 😂

@MsJENelson 3 жыл бұрын

Let me know your Top 10 thanks

@Username-tz9ud 3 жыл бұрын

@@MsJENelson bike locks should be illegal #1

@jacobcash6067 3 жыл бұрын

@@Username-tz9ud Hmm...why? What did the entirety of bike locks do to you lol?

@Username-tz9ud 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobcash6067 it’s the name of my top favorite comedy show

@jacobcash6067 3 жыл бұрын

@@Username-tz9ud Ahhh, gotcha... I completely overlooked the ' #1 ' I guess bc it was on a separate line lol... no sleep in 54 hours will do things to ya lolol but that's what happens when you travel for a living

@vanessa5129 3 жыл бұрын

Once common core started no one could help my kids with their math..... and my mom is a CFO..... I made an appointment with the teacher...... she didn’t know how to do it either 😬

@stephj9378 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@daviddickey9762 3 жыл бұрын

is common core still around

@1umbreon4life 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I was raised with Common Core, so I can't speak for the veracity of earlier methods. What I can say is that 99% of people I've met who weren't raised with other methods *still hate math.* I'm pretty convinced that most of the people who complain about Common Core couldn't help their kids with math if the lessons were exactly the same as the ones they got as a kid. It's the result of a societal stigma towards math as a whole because people have long since realized that it's easier to complain about math than to actually learn it.

@sagittarius420cheefie 3 жыл бұрын

@Carol Young Very true. According to history I can "discover" my neighbors Cadillac Escalade and keep it for myself. Lol!!!

@vanessa5129 3 жыл бұрын

Carol Young yes ma’am. I put my kids in private school when in the middle of a math test a question popped up on the computer that said “How many people have you had sex with?” A. 0-3. B.4-7. C. 8-12 . D. More And the homework two different nights were “Write down everything in your parents medicine cabinet” and a couple nights later..... “How does the state provide for you like your parents/family, but better?” He was 14 at the time and my daughter was 17. Nope! Done Done!!!

@pookiie271 3 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else not realize how many types of candies there was until he named them all hahaja

@its__justb 3 жыл бұрын

I was shocked by the list myself.

@annfraley7083 3 жыл бұрын

I think he said Laffy Taffy twice.

@BEAUTYnIQ 3 жыл бұрын

he .. he missed sour patch !

@pookiie271 3 жыл бұрын

@@annfraley7083 because its twice as good haha

@quickchris10 3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear of ``Mary Janes?'' He stuck that in there. Maybe he meant marijuana.

@Cartier_specialist 3 жыл бұрын

I had a defective phone with GPS once. It didn't give me any directions at all until I arrived at my destination and then it said "you have arrived".

@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын

@ghogue61 😂 that happened to ME TOO!

@lorriejones8064 3 жыл бұрын

My GPS actually told me "You can walk the rest of the distance to your location." What???

@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын

@@lorriejones8064 😵😂🤭🤔😂😂😂

@Gasp7000 3 жыл бұрын

That was screenshot-able.

@toadaytomorrow8029 2 жыл бұрын

@@paperclips4113 I literally laughed out loud after I read your comment. Thank you!

@LadyVoldemort 3 жыл бұрын

*Careful Bill...it's the devil!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Laughed so hard...

@whirlhoof5117 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I spit my tea out that was so funny and spot-on ! 😂😂

@thereallinnz9407 2 жыл бұрын

When he said "too bad for Bill" 😂😂😂🤦

@stefs3460 Жыл бұрын

I snorted when I laughed and cried laughing so hard! 🤣

@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo Ай бұрын

I laughed way to hard😭🤣

@YouHadMeAtMoonPie 3 жыл бұрын

He gets funnier as he goes! Man, he had the fifties anti-drug film voice down to a science.

@danpaulmobile 3 жыл бұрын

@Str8KOsoFUHQ 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing at one point. The greyhound bus driver naming all the candy was awesome!

@HollyMoore-wo2mh 3 жыл бұрын

I had flashbacks listening to him about the drug films. 🤣🤣

@johnbernstein7887 2 жыл бұрын

It was shown during Science too!

@Sassysipe 3 жыл бұрын

ROFL LOVED the candy call out during bus ride.

@lifeinarizona 3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part too.

@ladyrampage1000 3 жыл бұрын

@KManwarren 3 жыл бұрын

This guys impersonations are so good.

@mindsmurf5282 3 жыл бұрын

that gps joke is the most relatable thing i've ever heard

@erikaiam8864 2 жыл бұрын

This guy actually made me laugh about situations in life that would normally make me sad😂😭 I stopped being able to help my daughter with her advanced math midway through her 8th grade year. That's pretty much where I stopped understanding advanced math midway through my 8th grade year. Wish Khan Academy existed when I was younger. Thankfully, unlike me, she graduated with honors this year.

@WandaDeeBackroads Жыл бұрын

I think the root of the problem may be that, in my experience, the math teachers never communicate why someone should learn this stuff. There are some basic skills which you may rarely need but will be vital when you do, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and fractions and percentages as a useful kicker. No one has ever needed to figure out when a train leaving New York at 2:00 traveling 60 miles an hour will meet a train leaving Chicago at 3:00 traveling 90 miles an hour. The reason you should learn to answer questions like that is to teach your mind to look at a problem, and not just a math problem, and analyze it in an orderly manner.

@tomfoolery5526 3 жыл бұрын

OMG He is hilarious and it just builds into the other parts of the sets. Really enjoyed this. Thank you so much.

@Databyter 3 жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad for not understanding the point of "new math" methods" The reason people have trouble with them is because they are trying to work out why you would approach a simple problem from such a convoluted strategy. New Math has thrown out the baby with the bathwater to teach a few almost useless tricks, while ignoring the foundation and principles which allow them to make sense. I will put my old math against anybody's new math any day of the week, and I'll do it all in my head. Most new math victims can't figure out simple sums because they don't have a scratch paper and fifteen tables to complicate what would otherwise be common sense. Databyter

@Evilrose0611 2 жыл бұрын

Long multiplication and division in my head everyday when I need to math something out. My teachers in grade school used to get mad at me for not showing my work with the little graphics they wanted.

@dennisgumm7016 2 жыл бұрын

They have been changing math every 15 / 20 years since I was in school. Manufactured generation gap. Why listen to a parent's advice on any subject?? Dummies can't even do simple math.

@ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine 2 жыл бұрын

@@Evilrose0611 To heII with those stupld graphics. My physics prof got mad too. I told him that since 3 semesters of Calculus is a requirement to get in the class, I can do this stuff in my head! You don't have time to do those stupld graphics on physics tests. You need to know this stuff cold.

@toomessy 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree! I went from going to math competitions every year, to straight up failing any mathematical exam. The transition from middle school to high school was TOUGH for me. New math isn't for everyone, and that was something I had to force myself to understand. The moment they started putting letters in mathematics, that's when it started becoming difficult for me.

@rjh1226 Жыл бұрын

Like my kids needed anything more then the basics and maybe make Budgeting and Balancing your money and Bank accounts as part of Math. I am 66 and learned everything I need by living. School? I learned Historic lies, Zero about Government and very little to ready me for the World

@asherikamichaela8425 3 жыл бұрын

That candy list was impressive! Kudos, man.

@bowl4u 5 ай бұрын

I think Kudos was the only candy he missed!!

@FullMoonHowl 3 жыл бұрын

"Careful, Bill." Me: spine dissolves laughing.

@nobodysbaby5048 3 жыл бұрын

Muffled Laughter.

@maryjanetheresa604 3 жыл бұрын

My mom helped me with my math homework when I was in like grade 5, we both got most of it wrong hahaha

@zacktankesly4940 3 жыл бұрын

That adam west impression was spot on

@tara_hysteria 3 жыл бұрын

Wow dear God he’s fantastic. That was truly hilarious, beyond entertaining; it was 36 minutes of pure joy for me, he is super talented and creative. I am beyond impressed with every single joke!!! Thank you Dry Bar comedy you always deliver and never disappoint!!!

@jeffaller6190 3 жыл бұрын

So did you think he was funny or not?

@Earthy9025 3 жыл бұрын

🌷I agree. 🤣

@wakeup6910 3 жыл бұрын

What did you watch?

@jacobl6714 2 жыл бұрын

I mean they definitely disappoint sometimes lol I appreciate what they do, I think this guy's funny, and their success rate is pretty good, but folks like James gregory....hoo boy, some of em are painfully unfunny : p

@momisntmyname2205 3 жыл бұрын

OMG put that candy rap to a beat! LMAO 😂🤣

@TheBaritoneCrooner 3 жыл бұрын

Been following Toomey's comedy for years! Nice to finally see him on Dry Bar. I wish he'd release his hilarious TV & Me comedy show where he imitates most of all the classic primetime TV and cartoon characters of his youth!

@cronastar1172 2 жыл бұрын

I worked in a daycare we had two nursing students a engineering student and I was a business student. We wrote a letter for a 5th grader saying we couldn’t figure out how to help her with her homework and neither could her parents. The teacher wrote a note back she apologized to her students and gave them full credit and got rid of that homework.

@saritataylor4235 Жыл бұрын

I once took a worksheet back in to the teacher for my nephew. It was out and out wrong in the math. They had to get rid of that one. And they're always trying to show them 3 or 4 methods to come to an answer. I'm like "Just let them do the problem!"

@cronastar1172 Жыл бұрын

@@saritataylor4235 I fear what math is going to be like when my son starts school in 5 years. My old teachers favorite saying was there’s more than one way to skin a cat. She said It every time someone asked why we need to know different ways to get a answer

@fairday2 3 жыл бұрын

We had remedial training for students in the morning before they went to their 1st class. I was the librarian and had middle school students in my classes. I was supposed to teach 3 ways to solve a problem, but I taught one that they could remember. Even the most troublesome student did better just learning the natural way to solve a math problem. When we did reading I felt at home since library books were my job. Not all ways work like the "experts" that make the new ways.

@lennonscat 3 жыл бұрын

I was not ready for the awesome impression of Adam West...

@debbiehorn8263 3 жыл бұрын

The candy bars , OMG ! I couldn't stop laughing.. This man is brilliant but I thought the "voice" might not go over well in some cities . With out saying it was spot on ! I had to ride a Trailways Bus everyday to school. Very funny stuff .

@beththompson2188 3 жыл бұрын

Omg sounds like Mike Tyson driving the bus. 😂

@nickmay9272 3 жыл бұрын

"What is that made out of, gravel?"

@poppyssnoopy5835 Жыл бұрын

I was SO impressed with how he listed ALL those candies and gum brands without missing a beat!! 😂👍 Brought back alot of memories for me along with the costumes... I was dying throughout the whole show 👌

@l.a.w.79 3 жыл бұрын

He has those accents down pat especially the bus driver from the Midwest. I know that Chicago accent anywhere.

@42kellys Жыл бұрын

He is amazing with his voice! The way he plays with it is just pure delight. Not even mentioning that he is genuinely funny.

@robertschwartz4810 3 жыл бұрын

Mike Toomey, the man with all the answers! I enjoy watching you mornings on WGN.

@abbycross90210 3 жыл бұрын

This guy's voice game is amazing.

@WindowPains 3 жыл бұрын

Me over here just quietly chanting "C's get degrees! C's get degrees!"

@sunset6010 3 жыл бұрын

So do D's

@AimeeGirl 3 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine was a straight A student. But she still got D's in college too 🤣😂🤣

@beththompson2188 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that but someone once said she wouldn’t want her brain surgeon to have only earned C’s. 🧐🤔

@tomfoolery5526 3 жыл бұрын

This guy sounds like Robert off of the Ray Romano show

@allclay1993 3 жыл бұрын

@@AimeeGirl This was me also. I didn't know how to study when I got to university because I never had to in high school

@avianna7738 3 жыл бұрын

Fortuitous Trinkets! ❤️⭐️🧲🍀🌑💰🌈🎈 😂🤣☠️

@adeolawilliams367 3 жыл бұрын

Your tape costs less than a blank tape... Lol

@rsharma7221 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Vimpertusher 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@stanwolenski9541 3 жыл бұрын

I always buy my sunglasses at the .99 Cent Only Store for the very same reasons.

@katycollins5914 3 жыл бұрын

TOTALLY agree about Cap'n Crunch! And I think I lived on that from age 21-23!

@comeauxjc 3 жыл бұрын

Your tape costs less than a blank tape... I lost it! 😂🤣🤣😂

@momofmany9954 3 жыл бұрын

My husband and I tapped out with our 1st grader with predicate nouns.. We felt like morons. Haha And yeah I was told by my college bound friends that "college isn't for everyone".. jokes on them as they have 6 figure student debt and my husband has a 6 figure trade job without the debt.😅

@HavianEla 2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Sorry to bother you, but may I please ask what that trade is? I’ve been looking at different trades to take up instead of going to college (not for a lack of interest. I love learning, but I can learn for free on the Internet and would rather get OUT of debt (thanks medical bills!) than add to it. Plus, there aren’t enough people going into trade so it’s just gonna balloon a tradesmen’s salary

@treeguyable Жыл бұрын

Yep, went to a 1 yr trade school, automotive, many decades ago. Cheap, and worth it. Got out with a job at a dealership. Worked on Mercedes Benz. $11.00 per hr, was good money 33 yrs ago, but.. quit, and started another business. Knowing how to work on stuff, saved me prob $100,000.00 over the last few decades, working on my fleet of junk.

@DocteurSnow 2 жыл бұрын

Just imaging the GPS actually replying "Yes! If I don't say anything, keep going straight!" cracks me up.

@em1osmurf 3 жыл бұрын

4:30 my uncle offered to adopt me and enroll me in the copper mill apprenticeship. daddy: "my son is going to college". i flunked out, went to VN, and my cousin is now retired as UMW treasurer making $120k/mo retired pay. thanks daddy.

@jodirenaud7917 3 жыл бұрын

OMG this guy is sooooooo funny! I'm literally crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alewisscott 3 жыл бұрын

That candy list was amazing!! I remember all of those! 😊

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 жыл бұрын

@Rob Figaro It's spelled L I T E R A L L Y, duh. Hope you're not home-schooling anyone above the 3rd-grade level, ROFL!

@mrscms831 2 жыл бұрын

We get to enjoy Mike almost every morning on our WGN station in Chicago. He's a blast!

@bronwynsmith4653 2 жыл бұрын

“Careful Bill “ omg I laughed so loud my neighbours probably heard me !

@reginamcmorris Жыл бұрын

That list of candy brands was phenomenal! 😂I’m weak!

@beththompson2188 3 жыл бұрын

Fortuitous trinkets. 🤣

@lokristine8869 3 жыл бұрын

Crunch of Captains had me crying!!!

@arcdusky5289 3 жыл бұрын

SpaghettiOs three for a dollar!? That's a good deal.

@georgiegal6745 3 жыл бұрын

First time I met common core (11 years ago), my friend's 3rd grade daughter was like "Can you help me with my math homework?!" Sure!.....First problem?? After a 5 minute rant on the idiocy packed within her obviously sadistic teacher, I hugged her and said "Sorry, honey, but I'm gonna go, because I need therapy now." Lol

@XAAROV1 3 жыл бұрын

We should have never turned from the abacus

@meekerdaniel6250 2 жыл бұрын

Loved Mike's special about the dollar store and the candies the bus driver ranted off 😂😂😂😂👍🏻💖💖

@alaboutfood2326 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Mike, GGGGGGOOOOOOOD MORNING Chicago! This is amazing, I didn't know this about you! Very Cool!!

@catherineshaw1122 2 жыл бұрын

I remember him headlining as a comic back in 1990. Had no idea he was still doing it or working at WGN, lol.

@amyx231 3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey look, a red car! My gps keeps telling me to turn too late.

@donwold1622 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed SO hard and SO long at this comedic genius... I am sore! What a welcome surprise!

@happycook6737 3 жыл бұрын

I think the big problem is kids are expected to solve math problems in many different ways and to explain how they solved them. This is ridiculous as most kids get confused. When I was a student, we were shown 1 way. We mastered that one way and could do it. We did not have to explain and solve, just solve. Now today we have very confused kids except for the very few brilliant kids.

@nea273 3 жыл бұрын

Robert Barone? (Everybody Loves Raymond)

@katelily7619 3 жыл бұрын

The candy part sounds like 'Leon Phelps Ladies Man' from SNL 😂😂😂

@dianedonohue9855 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta admit that last part about the bus driver and candy was hysterical!

@attack0nmem0ry 3 жыл бұрын

Mike Toomey's got the special kind of announcer voice that would land him a seat alongside the crew of Rifftrax in their next Coronet/AVI edutainment short! 📼😁 Great stuff!

@alaboutfood2326 3 жыл бұрын

Actually check him out on WGN TV Chicago's Morning Show at 9am

@lovechallanges1608 8 ай бұрын

I love this guy. The last part was Golden 😂😂😂😂

@whirlhoof5117 3 жыл бұрын

The candy bar rundown was nuts 😲😂😂

@pinkred22 3 жыл бұрын

"Careful bill" I laughed so hard I choked on my spit

@katelily7619 3 жыл бұрын

WTF Mike? I watch you every morning on WGN9 Chicago. Never heard you mention Dry Bar.

@camarossdriver 2 жыл бұрын

FRUIT TIRES! 🤣🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

I am an engineer and don't have patience trying to explain math to my 8th grade son, which I think is extremely easy but for him it's extremely difficult. Teachers deserve a medal for their patience and hard work. 🏅 👏

@wandabrown2391 6 ай бұрын

This guy was awesome so funny continuously. The audience should have been roaring with laughter a dud audience . Keep up the laughs you are awesome.

@jeanniebell9493 Жыл бұрын

Great Job, Mike !!!

@annfraley7083 3 жыл бұрын

If you drive from Dallas to Houston in three and a half hours, you're starting from the farthest point to the south in Dallas, going to the northernmost point of Houston - and you're driving 90 mph.

@quickchris10 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was thinking, ``more like 5 hours.'' And that's as the crow flies, if there are some good highways that take that diagonal? Otherwise, it's south to Austin (4 hours,) and turn left and drive another 2-3 hours.

@creatorsjourney6286 2 жыл бұрын

Very impressed with the memory capacity! 😳 I was an A student in Trigonometry but, there some problems with bad instructions on my 3rd grader homework that leaves me scratching my head! 🤪😜

@bonnieclary5819 Жыл бұрын

His voices were amazing!!

@NickvonZ 3 жыл бұрын

EVERY CANDY EVER! Amazing!!!

@beththompson2188 3 жыл бұрын

When he was talking about “bill” it reminded me of Milkman from Nick at Night. 😂

@andrewvelonis5940 7 ай бұрын

Wow, the ending was amazing. I've been known to tell stories to an audience, so I know what rehearsing is. This guy did some work!

@LFSPharaoh Жыл бұрын

This guy does the best original batman impressions. Found him through my favorite local radio duo from back in the day.

@helenduke1403 3 жыл бұрын

Spot on !

@bonnienedza55 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was hilarious...the ending with the bus driver was hysterical😅🤣😅

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

I was amazed with the LONG list of candy 🍬 😋 34:00

@melissahenry2528 3 жыл бұрын

I loved your act! I laughed so hard 🤣 😂

@whirlhoof5117 3 жыл бұрын

He had so many spot on impressions OMG! 😂😂 the greyhound bus driver and PSA weed voice Lmao seriously 😂😂🤣

@tigq1430 3 жыл бұрын

Ahah son is 20 I'm 52...constantly throwing up "parent talk" my mom laughs 🤣🤮🤪🤭

@melvina628 3 жыл бұрын

Corn flakes are mold. 17:44 The list of dollar store items is hilarious! LOL!

@spideydew20 3 жыл бұрын

That Batman impersonation was spot on!!

@michah321 3 жыл бұрын

This guy actually HAS ADD... omg.. I found a friend... So many people say they do.. they have no idea the daily struggle of doing everything wrong...the principal would tell my mom.. "there's nothing wrong with average.. " as I struggled to keep my own ponytails from obstructing my vision...

@maggievada4797 3 жыл бұрын

Very good

@21981twin 3 жыл бұрын

This man made me cry n laugh 😂

@tnprowl1254 3 жыл бұрын

I remember my parents pulling the generic cereal in the brand name box once (that i know of) when I was a kid. I knew something wasn't right when the last bite of my fruit loops was just as crunchy as the first. Real fruit loops start getting soggy by the time your half done with the bowl.