Obama Speaks Out About Trump’s Coronavirus Failures: A Closer Look

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4 жыл бұрын

Seth takes a closer look at the president trying to distract from his own poor job performance by calling for Barack Obama to be investigated for a made-up scandal he can’t even define.
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@RogerHerzler
@RogerHerzler 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that Pres. Obama didn’t actually say his name, but we ALL knew who he was (correctly) describing as “so-called grown-ups”, even his allies.
@robertdraper5782
@robertdraper5782 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't have to say his name, Obama has been living rent free in Trumps head since 2014, Trumps inadequecy in comparison consumes his every waking hour and probebly his dreams.
@vguyver2
@vguyver2 4 жыл бұрын
Sorta like how Trump being a racist is an open secret but almost no top official, politician, or newsmedia is willing to call him out as such.
@miguelrico4326
@miguelrico4326 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect time to do another 🎤 mic drop
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
I saw the whole thing and thought he was talking about us boomers as a generation - we promised to change the world, but we f-cked up and made it worse.
@promeitheus
@promeitheus 4 жыл бұрын
Vivian Stimpson hair? I thought that was a badger pelt
4 жыл бұрын
My wife's pregnancy tests always came back negative then one day it turned out positive after something happened, who knows what? Those crazy pregnancy tests are so unreliable. If we hadn't tested, she wouldn't be pregnant. Does hydroxychloroquine prevent or interrupt pregnancy? Lots of people are saying it will.
@maccaster4454
@maccaster4454 4 жыл бұрын
lester brown Killed it:)
@laurabowman8892
@laurabowman8892 4 жыл бұрын
🤣 died reading this
@mikegarza8648
@mikegarza8648 4 жыл бұрын
Injecting disinfectant definitely will.
@bananian
@bananian 4 жыл бұрын
@Agent Fungus In case her girl friends want to get pregnant together. 🤰 🤰
@maccaster4454
@maccaster4454 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Garza well, “that hasn't been checked but they’re going to test it”
@tesmithphoto
@tesmithphoto 4 жыл бұрын
"Helping the dumbest kid in school with his science work..." bit, I haven't laughed out loud in a while!!!
@dennisszabo2250
@dennisszabo2250 4 жыл бұрын
Same!🤣
@maxpenn6374
@maxpenn6374 4 жыл бұрын
The times are just so terrible. I need more than that to have a laugh. The way Randy Rainbow was able to rhyme "Mussoliniest" with "stable genius" is the only thing I have found truly laughable in weeks.
@hplovecraftmacncheese
@hplovecraftmacncheese 4 жыл бұрын
Because it's about the most accurate description of Trump as I've heard in recent times.
@beeinatux
@beeinatux 4 жыл бұрын
As a slovak I can confirm only mopeds, many people are named Vladimír and we like to drink kofola. Cheers from Slovakia!
@indicamichelle736
@indicamichelle736 4 жыл бұрын
Noiiiice! Love it
@colinambler7964
@colinambler7964 4 жыл бұрын
Nice one👍
@SS_SS_SS88
@SS_SS_SS88 4 жыл бұрын
And your awesome Pribinacik!
@beeinatux
@beeinatux 4 жыл бұрын
@@SS_SS_SS88 Pribináčik is awesome, I wish I had infinite supply of it
@jakubmimlich4459
@jakubmimlich4459 4 жыл бұрын
I think we rather prefare to drink "borovička" :D
@sdh42
@sdh42 4 жыл бұрын
I think Seth is doing a great job of doing the show from his home. Shout out to him, his team, and his family for keeping us informed and entertained during this time.
@guynorth3277
@guynorth3277 4 жыл бұрын
He is, it can't be easy.
@alison4316
@alison4316 4 жыл бұрын
He really is. All four of the late night guys are doing very well. Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Kimmel.
@amandahayward
@amandahayward 4 жыл бұрын
Go Seth, whooo. Keep up the great work
@sdh42
@sdh42 4 жыл бұрын
@@alison4316 I don't watch Kimmel, but I agree with you 100% about the others.
@alison4316
@alison4316 4 жыл бұрын
@@sdh42 I usually don't, either, but The Daily Show kept uploading the same stuff, so I watched Kimmel for a day. 😆🤪
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever “pretended” to throw a ball for a dog to chase but there was no ball? That’s what trump is doing and his followers keep going after the ball that isn’t there. Astoundingly, they fall for it every time.
@sebitavenu1395
@sebitavenu1395 4 жыл бұрын
His followers are the biggest idiots...
@rsrp5602
@rsrp5602 4 жыл бұрын
Precisely. But I failed to understand if a human can be fooled so many times. Either they are insanely foolish or incredibly ignorant of the facts...
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@rsrp5602 nope the is is. the word for humans in the USA is tourist.
@raymondhughley575
@raymondhughley575 4 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters: Odie Trump: Garfield
@itreallydoesntmatter160
@itreallydoesntmatter160 4 жыл бұрын
That’s because trump supporters are chihuahua and the rest of us are border collies or poodles (smartest dog breed joke)
@washulis
@washulis 4 жыл бұрын
As a Latvian, i can report: 1) yeah, we have some Gustavs, sure 2) we drink Kvass 3) and we have bunch of electric scooters Thank you for your attention!
@thelemonheads4853
@thelemonheads4853 4 жыл бұрын
❤️🤭
@faradigiorgio6019
@faradigiorgio6019 4 жыл бұрын
I am so happy your country is doing well. I will never eat potatos again.
@hplovecraftmacncheese
@hplovecraftmacncheese 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when we were afraid of Europe because of the spike in Corona virus there months ago. Now I wish I could move to Europe.
4 жыл бұрын
The pigeon brain in a potato joke had me rolling, i dont know if it was the joke or the execution but kudos
@oresthopiak8609
@oresthopiak8609 4 жыл бұрын
It was definitely a great joke, damn. I listened to it twice, it just makes me giggle, because it is almost the truth😂😂😂
@mackiri6996
@mackiri6996 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fieryweasel
@fieryweasel 4 жыл бұрын
Vote. It pisses off Republicans.
@ostropogask9415
@ostropogask9415 4 жыл бұрын
@Stella H obama won electoral college twice
@barryulrich2170
@barryulrich2170 4 жыл бұрын
Vote by mail to really piss them off.
@tomcooney2842
@tomcooney2842 4 жыл бұрын
@@ostropogask9415 then what happened Trump got elected 😂😂😂 Americans should just ask the UK to recolonize them just to get away from Trump
@nujevad28
@nujevad28 4 жыл бұрын
Be a minority, it pisses them off more.
@chriszerkel5874
@chriszerkel5874 4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to personally thank all those who elected this asshole in. Nice job, hope you're all happy. Tired of winning yet? Hmm?
@devilsadvocate8236
@devilsadvocate8236 4 жыл бұрын
This man doesn't need an audience or a studio, he's a natural where ever he is. He still breaks and does improv. I'm liking the book joke.
@adamdevmedia
@adamdevmedia 4 жыл бұрын
He's only ever slightly funny as the straight man in his Larry David sketches, when he doesn't try so hard
@zarakikon6352
@zarakikon6352 4 жыл бұрын
Getting fed up with the books thing. 😒😒👎.
@roberthenleynola
@roberthenleynola 4 жыл бұрын
His Obama impression is PRICELESS.
@Toocoolforunclesam
@Toocoolforunclesam 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah America is now a joke
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 4 жыл бұрын
Remember there was a time when the US had a President who could talk in coherent sentences!
@manifestfast5478
@manifestfast5478 4 жыл бұрын
Paul Gallon then the country is doomed because those are the only candidates on offer.... Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden once said he didn't want his kids to grow up in a "racial jungle" in regards to desegregation. “Poor kids are as talented as white kids” “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” On candidate Obama - "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 4 жыл бұрын
@@paulgallon1643 Don't mind Nona - it's one of those Bot-like types!
@ChaoticAngelKitten
@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 жыл бұрын
Nona Nona Yup... they’re both trash and we have to choose the better of the two. The country would have much rather had Bernie but corporate Dems won’t allow that. Biden it is even if he is a crappy consolation prize.
@ChaoticAngelKitten
@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 жыл бұрын
GorillaGuerilla Nona’s right. Biden is far from perfect. He is terrible... but not as terrible as Trump.
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoticAngelKitten Doesn't change the fact of who "Nona" is...
@amishikaushik4583
@amishikaushik4583 4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how good of a trump impressionist he is.
@notmadjustdisappointedscie282
@notmadjustdisappointedscie282 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. His Obama impression was also startlingly spot-on
@annphillippsen1990
@annphillippsen1990 4 жыл бұрын
It is really good!!!
@amishikaushik4583
@amishikaushik4583 4 жыл бұрын
@@notmadjustdisappointedscie282 totally:)
@amishikaushik4583
@amishikaushik4583 4 жыл бұрын
@@annphillippsen1990 yeah:)
@KM-nd6wj
@KM-nd6wj 4 жыл бұрын
I really needed to laugh. So Funny. Lol
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto 4 жыл бұрын
"Like trying to help the dumbest kid in the class with his science homework"... OMG, nailed it!
@davenorth2903
@davenorth2903 4 жыл бұрын
A “kakistocracy” is a government led by those least qualified to do so. That is exactly what we have now.
@coldwynn
@coldwynn 4 жыл бұрын
No it's not. A kakistocracy, crony capitalism, any other name you want to describe what the crooks are doing, is not what we have right now. What we have right now is look in the mirror. We are a bunch of lazy ass, disengage professional victims looking for crooks to be responsible for our irresponsible actions, scapegoats. We know the people we choose as business leaders and representatives are crooks. What do we do? We re-elect them. We are the problem. It's too easy to complain and think that is the limit of our civic duties. Power resides in the people yet we give it corporations and corporate bought politicians every freaking time. We're the problem.
@TallyRocky
@TallyRocky 4 жыл бұрын
Dave North CACAstocracy
@97Multiphantom
@97Multiphantom 4 жыл бұрын
Coldwynn Frost love your username
@thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
@thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 4 жыл бұрын
Today I have learned a new word. Thank you.
@waterandafter
@waterandafter 4 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy is easier to say.
@GordonSlamsay
@GordonSlamsay 4 жыл бұрын
Im not even american, but hearing Obama's voice again makes me long for the past. lmao
@davidsymington6046
@davidsymington6046 4 жыл бұрын
Obama? Great! Just turn the Trump around
@clara-nt9rx
@clara-nt9rx 4 жыл бұрын
Trump has actually helped obamas legacy. You can criticize obama for a lot of stuff but then you remember who followed him...
@lynnski-ex3zk
@lynnski-ex3zk 4 жыл бұрын
Loser.....
@commiessuckballs2287
@commiessuckballs2287 4 жыл бұрын
www.investmentwatchblog.com/the-complete-list-of-barack-obamas-scandals-misdeeds-crimes-and-blunders/ Or Stilton's Hope and Change blog.. And that is why Trump won, and will win again..
@SheilaR.08
@SheilaR.08 4 жыл бұрын
@@commiessuckballs2287 Trump is unfit, unqualified, and a scourge endangering our democracy. Supporting his indefensible behavior is a character flaw or proof of severe cognitive deficiency.
@Mr.Ramirez95
@Mr.Ramirez95 4 жыл бұрын
Obamas vocabulary was so advance, I bet man child didn't even know he got clapped.
@lisefrazier5984
@lisefrazier5984 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't have flunked high school geometry if I had never been tested. Stupid, unnecessary tests.
@Jen-cc9xk
@Jen-cc9xk 4 жыл бұрын
You might even have ended up as a geometry professor! Stoopid dumb tests ruin lives!
@maxpenn6374
@maxpenn6374 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jen-cc9xk With Betsy in the DOE, she still could, if she works cheap enough.
@Jen-cc9xk
@Jen-cc9xk 4 жыл бұрын
Max Penn lol
@jgreber1790
@jgreber1790 4 жыл бұрын
Where in the HELL is shoe throwing guy when the world needs him most!
@reneg3126
@reneg3126 4 жыл бұрын
We don't need the shoe throwing guy, we need the horseshoe throwing guy for this fool
@MsJubjubbird
@MsJubjubbird 4 жыл бұрын
We need Egg Boy!
@cygnus45
@cygnus45 4 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't miss either. Bigger, slower orange target.
@augustuscaeser8939
@augustuscaeser8939 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylenavyguy trump is a bigger target than bush
@rayoflight39
@rayoflight39 4 жыл бұрын
Still in jail for throwing a shoe at a war criminal who started a whole fake war and killed thousands of innocent Iraqis. Until he is in jail, america can suffer
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 4 жыл бұрын
“The whole concept of tests is not necessary” -- but that bone spur test was necessary
@ellynmacgregor8210
@ellynmacgregor8210 4 жыл бұрын
His biggest problem (anatomically speaking) is not his bone SPUR, but his bone HEAD.
@burntpieceoftoast4148
@burntpieceoftoast4148 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@juliebosch3169
@juliebosch3169 4 жыл бұрын
"And then out of the blue today, for some reason she tested positive". SMH! She caught the virus....fml
@charliescanlon13
@charliescanlon13 4 жыл бұрын
Seth is absolutely killing this stay at home late night game.
@misslavey
@misslavey 4 жыл бұрын
i'm so over live audiences, i wouldn't be sad if they didn't come back. it all flows much better like this
@cutefudgebearsROCK
@cutefudgebearsROCK 4 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@alicenyte7674
@alicenyte7674 4 жыл бұрын
If you close the refrigerator with your hips..
@quinnsouthall6633
@quinnsouthall6633 4 жыл бұрын
Factzzz
@terryfeynman
@terryfeynman 4 жыл бұрын
thord of the rings style
@marcelo1458
@marcelo1458 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's initial peabrain has somehow even managed to shrink down to a rice grain. Truly fascinating times!
@artedejali
@artedejali 4 жыл бұрын
Marcelo It could shrink to a mustard seed
@belindalee798
@belindalee798 4 жыл бұрын
NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS : “Has collapsed into a singularity ..” 🤣 Well at least the space force wouldn’t have to go very far to investigate that phenomenal.
@chriszerkel5874
@chriszerkel5874 4 жыл бұрын
What? What brain? There's nothing but pork lard in that head 😂
@hirameberhardt8643
@hirameberhardt8643 4 жыл бұрын
"THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED WAS TO CONVINCE THE WORLD HE DID NOT EXIST" Verbal ...... The Usual Supspects
@jaster6056
@jaster6056 4 жыл бұрын
Well, Verbal's actually quoting Charles Baudelaire.
@MacShiny
@MacShiny 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know enough about these countries to make a joke" the most american thing to say
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't Have Said It Better! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 Well Said! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@glenroyreid2509
@glenroyreid2509 3 жыл бұрын
Meryem Daiki Seth talked about flaws Obama have; but to come on air and dismissively used that quote about other countries and by extension their peoples .... what hubris on display!!! Any bet that there are no tears publicly or privately shedding for what you Americans are going through post Obama. Where are George Bush in all of this mess; Is he now the Constitutional Monarch like the one in great Britain????
@markbriten6999
@markbriten6999 3 жыл бұрын
@@glenroyreid2509 you got to understand the Queen is basically ceremonial she has no power. That is embued in parliament.
@wandering_penguino
@wandering_penguino 3 жыл бұрын
Tell all you know about those three countries. The problem is you are going to use Wikipedia. You can say it's such an American thing to say but when three countries have a total population of 24,77,01. The entire state of Texas of has 25,145,561.
@frankie1012
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
The only reason he doesn’t wear a mask is VANITY.
@lontr9771
@lontr9771 4 жыл бұрын
I heard his tan will rub off on it.
@sheilascanlon4928
@sheilascanlon4928 4 жыл бұрын
Dont you have to be attractive to be vain
@howcanihelpyou4943
@howcanihelpyou4943 4 жыл бұрын
I disagree. I mean, I know that's part of it but it's the same reason that Pence wasn't wearing one. They're tying to show their base that they're unafraid, 'let's get back to work.' Of course, their base doesn't have access to daily testing.
@auapplemac2441
@auapplemac2441 4 жыл бұрын
@@howcanihelpyou4943 BINGO!
@giabarrone7422
@giabarrone7422 4 жыл бұрын
I think he is more afraid of being photographed in one. It would be used as a visual reminder for the rest of time that he is "the coronavirus president". And his abject failures now are the very last thing he wants as his lasting legacy. I agree that he is still trying to downplay the risk and get people back to work, but he has already admitted to wearing one. Wearing a mask in a factory is extremely common and I have been asked to do it 100 times. What he hasn't done, is ever let it be captured on film.
@DavidMcFarner
@DavidMcFarner 4 жыл бұрын
“We’ve successfully implanted the brain of a pigeon into a potato”... that’s the stuff.
@spacewarpphotography1667
@spacewarpphotography1667 4 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS?
@longQ1551
@longQ1551 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean orange lol
@hexzinggaming5040
@hexzinggaming5040 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they actually put a brain into old orange or mandarin.
@alancampbell1161
@alancampbell1161 4 жыл бұрын
Where did you find such a dumb pigeon?
@andrabook8758
@andrabook8758 4 жыл бұрын
"And its now POTUS!" :D
@marycahillclc
@marycahillclc 4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed from the clip in this, that the “Space Force” flag is the Star Trek emblem 😂
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 4 жыл бұрын
I think the flag from the T.V. show "Community" would be more apt. For the entire nation.
@drock9009
@drock9009 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that and my mouth dropped!! And then shook my head. Did he get rights to use the emblem?
@desertflower3996
@desertflower3996 3 жыл бұрын
Quick! Get a Ferengi Lawyer.
@Alkause
@Alkause 4 жыл бұрын
The Fraser reference was hilarious.
@Polynomia
@Polynomia 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that almost choked on my coffee when I saw his Space Force logo. That's the Star Trek logo! I didn't think it was possible for trump to look any more stupid, I was wrong....
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 4 жыл бұрын
That's what he gets for not watching Star Trek! 😂 But at least now we know that your Space Force will be the foundation of the United Federation of Planets! 👍
@dschehutinefer5627
@dschehutinefer5627 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenkacfk7155 If it is, it will be fucking blight in its history... Wasn't the "United Earth" government from Enterprise of which the Earth Starfleet was the exploratory arm not a UN successor anyway?
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 4 жыл бұрын
Dschehuti Nefer , yeah, sure, if you want to be all historically correct about it 😄
@Rivicen
@Rivicen 4 жыл бұрын
I crawled through a labyrinth of comments just to see if anyone else noticed the same thing.
@dschehutinefer5627
@dschehutinefer5627 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rivicen But to be fair, it IS just an alteration of the Space Command shield: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Space_Command I must admit I would have found it incredibly odd if Trump pushed for a Star Trek reference.
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 4 жыл бұрын
"smoke detectors are useless, they'll be quiet for years and then you finally feel safe enough to leave a candle on top of a mattress and they start beeping like crazy". Hilarious!!!!!
@jaybrough4374
@jaybrough4374 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seth. Just caught this show. You’ve lifted me. It’s.been a terrible week after the horrendous murder of George Floyd.. But there is a glimmer of hope for the future. The first sign.was officers taking the knee with peaceful protesters. That wonderful police chief saying to Trump “if you can’t say anything that will help the situation then KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏BRAVO BRAVO! Bring that up again and again!
@drock9009
@drock9009 4 жыл бұрын
Same! It has been depressing the past month well year but you know I don't need to say anything else. I have been binge watching his videos. He is hilarious!! Probably one of my late night shows now.
@paigerosner8574
@paigerosner8574 4 жыл бұрын
That Fraser joke got me. That was my first laugh of the day. It’s only 7am so that’s not sad or anything.
@promeitheus
@promeitheus 4 жыл бұрын
"If we didn't have laws, there'd be no crime."
@fionaanderson5796
@fionaanderson5796 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure trump would be in favour of abolishing many of the laws. He'd probably want to keep any that stop his enemies from harming him.
@dazzlemasseur
@dazzlemasseur 4 жыл бұрын
Of there weren't any fishes there wouldn't be any fishermen
@Kyomiibrown
@Kyomiibrown 4 жыл бұрын
promeitheus We’re heading in that direction regarding Trump.
@nmarshall8995
@nmarshall8995 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure you can enforce "laws" any more, law seems more a feeling in the US
@1blessedsavior
@1blessedsavior 4 жыл бұрын
In Trump world, yes.
@possumbold
@possumbold 4 жыл бұрын
Here in Australia we’ve had good leadership at federal and state level. I’m in the beautiful island state of Tasmania in Australia, and we started working from home in mid March. Australia has 99 deaths, most linked to one cruise liner, and that’s bad enough. Everyone is working together here. We have internet news about the virus every day - concise news, not two hour rallies. I’m grateful every day to have been born in Australia - I won the jackpot when I was born in Tasmania.
@jonbuzza3331
@jonbuzza3331 4 жыл бұрын
Tassie my favourite holiday destination in Oz. Greetings from South Australia.
@traceeford2914
@traceeford2914 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah...we get it. You're awesome and we suck. You right.
@chrisq3870
@chrisq3870 4 жыл бұрын
stop bragging, it is unseemly.
@moniquedamphousse9682
@moniquedamphousse9682 4 жыл бұрын
Keep bragging. It's very seemly, no matter what Chris Q says LOL
@fionaanderson5796
@fionaanderson5796 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just over the ditch in Victoria. Tassie is on my wish list. It's the only state I've never been to.
@wambam3
@wambam3 4 жыл бұрын
the Bhutan's 'curve' looks like Frasier gag had me laughing waaaaaaay too hard.
@astrosci8864
@astrosci8864 4 жыл бұрын
When any organization is more concerned with logos rather than content, the project's already dead.
@MartinRich91
@MartinRich91 4 жыл бұрын
"As you can see, we've successfully implanted the brain of a pigeon into a giant potato, and then sewed on some limbs and shocked it with electricity until it came to life." God bless you and your writing team Seth.
@richardmarty9939
@richardmarty9939 4 жыл бұрын
And the color?
@andythememelord1201
@andythememelord1201 4 жыл бұрын
Walter White mad
@misterblueskyyy
@misterblueskyyy 4 жыл бұрын
A slander against pigeons, who are good and gentle beasts.
@desh5164
@desh5164 4 жыл бұрын
@Walter White Are you wearing a colander on your head - or a tin foil hat?
@misterx6490
@misterx6490 4 жыл бұрын
Trump logic: The cure for breast cancer is outlawing mammograms.
@MooMan1374
@MooMan1374 4 жыл бұрын
And here I thought he would say that he was the cure for breast cancer :-)
@notnickcage
@notnickcage 4 жыл бұрын
Can't have cancer if you don't know that cancer exists.
@eduarDOGames560
@eduarDOGames560 4 жыл бұрын
How pathetic is the guy(TRUMP)!! He spends all his time to undo everything OBAMA DID and still pisses him off that THAT didn’t have any effect .. it’s called :CLASS !! Obama would never go down to this TRASHS LEVEL of pettiness!! Trump is like a kid that never had real friends and he’s trying to impress his new “friends “!! SAD LITTLE MAN! LITTLE ORANGE MAN!!
@robinhartman7559
@robinhartman7559 4 жыл бұрын
And you're one fry short of a full Happy Meal !!👍🏿
@LloydWaldo
@LloydWaldo 4 жыл бұрын
There’s an old onion video about this.
@ridashah317
@ridashah317 4 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that the reason trump does not wear a mask because he is scared his tan is gonna come off
@charley5650
@charley5650 4 жыл бұрын
Rida Taha okay but the fact that theres probably some actual truth in that statement skjsjdnjdjd
@1969GrassHoppa
@1969GrassHoppa 4 жыл бұрын
🤣👏👍✌🙏❤
@KazenoniKakuremi
@KazenoniKakuremi 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@kaykay2144
@kaykay2144 4 жыл бұрын
you made me think for a second... that may be true...
@burntpieceoftoast4148
@burntpieceoftoast4148 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Absolutely is the reason.
@goldenm2008
@goldenm2008 4 жыл бұрын
Thord of the Bings... lol! Love it! I frequently listen to your segment while doing something else, and occasionally flip back to look at your awesome graphics while doing that other thing. Gems like this will motivate me to watch your closer look segments more closely! In other news, thank you, always, for filtering the news/horrors via your monologues and "closer look" segments! I am grateful for you and your staff! :D
@pornographic_memory
@pornographic_memory 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if Trump was the president in "Independence Day?" Trump: "They will just go away." Suddenly, Los Angeles, New York City, and Washington D.C. are all destroyed. Trump afterwards: "We have met the moment and we have prevailed."
@Kim2506you
@Kim2506you 4 жыл бұрын
He is certainly coming from another planet as well.... 😷
@tadner9606
@tadner9606 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he’d just call the aliens fake news xD
@CarKiller92
@CarKiller92 4 жыл бұрын
also, NOBODY knows more about aliens than he does.. :)
@purpleflametarot39
@purpleflametarot39 4 жыл бұрын
One the one hand I wish they'd come get him, but on the other hand how terrible if they thought he was a perfect specimen of humans! They would destroy the whole planet!
@kuribayashi84
@kuribayashi84 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him trying to do the inspiring speech before the final battle? He would fumble every sentence and immediately go on unrelated tangents until even the noble and patriotic music would just fade out, replaced by awkward silence. And then he would proceed to hunker down in a bunker, leaving everyone else to fight.
@Shugari26
@Shugari26 4 жыл бұрын
“Do what you think is right. Doing what feels good, what’s convenient, what’s easy - that’s how little kids think. Unfortunately, a lot of so-called grown-ups, including some with fancy titles and important jobs, still think that way - which is why things are so screwed up.” So true!
@GgMufka8711
@GgMufka8711 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad and worried that our society has reached this point
@brentparker1665
@brentparker1665 4 жыл бұрын
Well said. I commend you for this statement. So true.
@charlesguy
@charlesguy 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I just got off my
@jennyk986
@jennyk986 4 жыл бұрын
Seth you missed a golden opportunity. The flag is Starfleet Command or the Federation from Star trek.
@kn9ioutom
@kn9ioutom 4 жыл бұрын
POTUS Unfit to Shine Obama's Shoes !
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?" - Donald Trump
@TheFortressMaximus
@TheFortressMaximus 4 жыл бұрын
You can impeach a President for looking at Congress funny. That, in a nutshell, is how spineless Republicans are.
@dhFLOOPY
@dhFLOOPY 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently not, the Senate let him get away with crimes with a majority vote.
@johnkeith8072
@johnkeith8072 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently not. Some countries have a "vote of no confidence." We tried our version of that, but the republicans are too busy taking advantage of the situation...
@juliehanson2247
@juliehanson2247 4 жыл бұрын
How about. Negligent homicide?
@woodiethompson526
@woodiethompson526 4 жыл бұрын
Problem is youd need to prove it not just say it , that's already failed !
@OG-19
@OG-19 4 жыл бұрын
“Brain of a pigeon into a giant potato”. 😂😂Dude always makes me laugh out loud.
@davidbrandenburg8029
@davidbrandenburg8029 4 жыл бұрын
no we just got a guy who thinks hes the best liar on earth!..
@roberttharalson7072
@roberttharalson7072 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, the best liar is almost never called out. Trump, on the other hand, calls himself out constantly, sometimes in the same sentence.
@dennisszabo2250
@dennisszabo2250 4 жыл бұрын
"He is SOO close to getting it" 🤣🤣🤣
@Andrea-mg9py
@Andrea-mg9py 4 жыл бұрын
I’m beginning to think that Trump believes that a test prevents Covid19. ‘She’s been tested and tested but still got it.’
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 4 жыл бұрын
Good one. This guy is so incredibly DUMB. If that was the case- women for instance would just use pregnancy tests as contraception and not have to deal with any side effects from hormonal contraception methods. Just n example. Steven Colbert was also funny on it saying tRump would be saying- "One minute she had the test and she wasn't pregnant, then she had the test again and was, what happened ?"
@bubbles3161
@bubbles3161 4 жыл бұрын
Late night CNN 2nd hand Chinese propaganda. Who knew the left would provide America with so much comedy entertainment. Hilarious ! Lazy eye Seth is the lefts reliable source for communist Chinese propaganda. What happened to Russia Russia Russia ! What happened to the highly educated intelligent left. I'll tell you, it's a generation of soy goblins brainwashed by liberal institutions/MSM. Priceless !
@kaymiller5300
@kaymiller5300 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should get the full context. Instead of the constant lies, spin on anything Trump says and character assassination. Have you heard Joe Biden or Nancy Pelosi speak? Why do they always get a pass? They are certainly not all there, and can't even form a complete sentence and are total idiots. You know how criminal lawyers can get a murderer off by duping the jury by confusing them, blaming someone else and throwing crap at the walls until something sticks? That's the entire LEFT'S MO. That's how your "news" is put out. You sheep are lied to and duped 24/7 by your own media and party. You are told what to think, what to believe, what to be outraged about and who to hate. And it's never anyone on the LEFT no matter how bad they are or how much they screw up our country. And how interesting you are always told to be outraged over every Republican president, or the Republican Party when a DIM president is in, and now Trump supporters are thrown in there. Why aren't you sheep mad at Obama and the DIMS for being chronic liars and crooks??!! They tried and continue trying to bring down a legit sitting president (Trump) with criminal activity. If Hillary had won, their crimes would have stayed hidden, but because Trump won, they got exposed. And now the rats have been scurrying around trying to distract you lemmings from the truth.
@bubbles3161
@bubbles3161 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaymiller5300 To much truth for a lefty. They won't listen. They paid for the brainwashing while attending the liberal institutions. They actually believe their on the right side of history.
@kaymiller5300
@kaymiller5300 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbles3161 I know, but we have to try. Maybe one day before its too late, some of them might put down the kool-aid and wake up. Although we are running out of time. Look at Democrat Rep. Vernon Jones of Georgia. Who is African American. He didn't let the real bullies (DIMS) silence him and force him out of office for supporting Trump. There is always hope. 🙏 🙏
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
Obama is a constant reminder of how important it is to vote in November because this current guy in the White House just pales in comparison 🧐🤨
@sint0xicateme
@sint0xicateme 4 жыл бұрын
And poor handsy Biden's brains are leaking out of his ears. He barely knows what's going on. We're doomed. He also said that his campaign doesn't consider the Latino community vital to his victory. And I believe Tara Reade, and he specifically said, "If you believe Tara Reade, dont vote for me." I can't believe the DNC did this to us again.
@soupsgord
@soupsgord 4 жыл бұрын
Hana Ayo Alemayehu you prefer what Trump is doing with the country? Really?
@isoufo
@isoufo 4 жыл бұрын
@Hana Ayo Alemayehu Yeah both Hillary and Biden are terrible candidates... both of which would have done tremendously better than Trump.
@soupsgord
@soupsgord 4 жыл бұрын
Hana Ayo Alemayehu mentioning Biden and Hillary’s shortcomings when Trump’s wrong doings are legendary seems a bit askew. And I am wondering why you would question the competency of a previous (successful) president when the current one is making a right mess. Deflection doesn’t work in this instance.
@isoufo
@isoufo 4 жыл бұрын
@Hana Ayo Alemayehu Well I'll agree with you on that. Both parties are corrupt. "They" just kill off any good presidents if they get elected.
@oboemily93
@oboemily93 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Trump thinks “gate” is a crime of some kind.
@ThomasPanto
@ThomasPanto 4 жыл бұрын
What evidence do we have that Trump thinks?
@createmymy7851
@createmymy7851 4 жыл бұрын
So you believe a host who won't look down out of fear that his hair might fall. 70% of his mind is on his hair 20% on trump and 10% on others. All I saw an old man trying to hide his baldness. Even the way the camera was positioned was to hide his egg like forehead.
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 4 жыл бұрын
Create Mymy What are you talking about??
@ThomasPanto
@ThomasPanto 4 жыл бұрын
Trump uses words for EFFECT. like yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater.
@2061526
@2061526 4 жыл бұрын
a scandal
@debbiehubbard5166
@debbiehubbard5166 4 жыл бұрын
Rove compared Obama’s speech to a “drive by shooting.” That’s not racist at all.
@tobehonest5139
@tobehonest5139 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qKydqbqT396tlWQ.html good video o.bama
@ldcsam1
@ldcsam1 4 жыл бұрын
Debbie, you don't know what the word racist means and you don't know what racism is.
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was surprised Trevor Noah didn't pick up on that
@ThomasPanto
@ThomasPanto 4 жыл бұрын
The freedom to speak has allowed a FEW PREDATORS to turn the republican religion into a Satan worshiping cult.
@debbybowman3490
@debbybowman3490 4 жыл бұрын
Why does Karl Rove have to REAR HIS UGLY HEAD? I believe he and Dick Cheney are both like "Dorian Gray". They never are gone and they seem like they hardly age.. where do they come from?🤔
@abthedragon4921
@abthedragon4921 4 жыл бұрын
We miss you President Obama You could actually lead competently
@4knewt505
@4knewt505 4 жыл бұрын
@Walter White hey Walter
@sint0xicateme
@sint0xicateme 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was great at being a milquetoast Centrist, deporting people, and droning civilians.
@tenacious645
@tenacious645 4 жыл бұрын
@Walter White 😂😂 rich people don't pay for their crimes. Get outta here crazy
@johnkeith8072
@johnkeith8072 4 жыл бұрын
@Walter White #YoMamaGate
@johnkeith8072
@johnkeith8072 4 жыл бұрын
@@sint0xicateme As opposed to giving all our money to the rich, and going on a Presidential genocide spree in America...
@KarishmaChanglani
@KarishmaChanglani 4 жыл бұрын
Obama sounded so frustrated giving his speech. I feel his frustration through the screen.
@johngray4500
@johngray4500 4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with you on this... i made a music video called 'Putins Toy'... i think you would appreciate. Its on my channel. Click the J to play.
@heidialina
@heidialina 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I've been watching the title change and was wondering when he was going to talk about it. Some of my favorites were the "Borscht Rind" and "Born Turds." hahaha
@krystalharrington3792
@krystalharrington3792 4 жыл бұрын
If she had it- and showed no symptoms- then how else would you have figured out she had it unless you TESTED her?? So she could've just waltzed around infecting others....
@brianna7921
@brianna7921 4 жыл бұрын
So how's that 15 cases trickling down to 0 thing going
@duke605
@duke605 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t say “it’s 15 cases, it won’t go any higher, it will go down to 0” so technically he is correct. There were 15 cases, now there are a lot more, but eventually, it will trickle down to 0. This message was brought to you by Fox News
@duke605
@duke605 4 жыл бұрын
andrew miller I’m pretty sure that argument has been used already actually. In some form. I vaguely remember tRump backpedaling when questioned by a reporter about it and saying. “No I wouldn’t say I was wrong, this will go away eventually.” I honestly can’t remember if something like that was said but sadly it does sound like something tRump would say
@laxpaint
@laxpaint 4 жыл бұрын
duke605 lol
@trudycolborne2371
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
@@duke605 Well it will after it kills about 2% of the population. Probably, unless it mutates.
@philipclarke1944
@philipclarke1944 4 жыл бұрын
@@duke605lol
@sherylhoward4831
@sherylhoward4831 4 жыл бұрын
I have GOT to find another way of expressing my reaction to idiocy. Facepalming has almost given me a concussion!
@laurad119
@laurad119 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite Seth video. It's two weeks later and I'm still laughing out loud at Buthan, Brother and Moi!
@ye7638
@ye7638 4 жыл бұрын
I really like these episodes it brings more awareness and I absolutely love that all the episodes are fundraisers!
@jocelynfurr7554
@jocelynfurr7554 4 жыл бұрын
"Thord of the Bings" 😂 Oh no, "The Thorn Birds" has infected yet another novel!!
@CoolerGuy121
@CoolerGuy121 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much overwhelming evidence Americans need to understand the fact that they are not by any means the greatest country on the planet, not even like the top five.
@felixphilippe7224
@felixphilippe7224 4 жыл бұрын
the more obvious it gets that they aren't, the more childish about it they'll be. oh, and they have nukes. great.
@knasj.8680
@knasj.8680 4 жыл бұрын
They are number one in thinking they are number one... *smh*
@jenniferpatterson4964
@jenniferpatterson4964 4 жыл бұрын
I think Americans at large don’t embody this attitude; those who do are so outlandish and ridiculous, they often make the news in a bid to embarrass them into more socially acceptable behavior. Especially those who support that international embarrassment in the White House; there’s no way that those of us with acute self-awareness think there is truth in “America The Great”. Just an observation from an American.
@Lilly-ud6qs
@Lilly-ud6qs 4 жыл бұрын
They've been brainwashed with that pledge of allegiance since they were toddlers.
@Mzmissy215
@Mzmissy215 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of us who actually have more than 2 brain cells know full well that the US isn't the greatest. Seems to be that nearly hairless orangutan that ended up in the white house and all his idiotic followers who think like that.
@decruzyserao6994
@decruzyserao6994 4 жыл бұрын
😩 Help us!!!!! This “president” is killing us!!!! Vote him OUT!!!!
@389pb9
@389pb9 4 жыл бұрын
Thank God. You people need to go!
@yz250brett
@yz250brett 4 жыл бұрын
Do you have some magic wand that eliminates viruses and other micro organisms?
@stradandstuff2721
@stradandstuff2721 4 жыл бұрын
cry some more. please lol..I love it when you suffer because of your hatred towards my beloved president trump.
@Jaimesgaming
@Jaimesgaming 4 жыл бұрын
🤔 4 more years! 😅 I swear Jusus will come down from the heavens and the planet will be on fire
@BoyMonsterTheReal1
@BoyMonsterTheReal1 4 жыл бұрын
I Totally agree...He has messed this country up!!
@angelusa73
@angelusa73 4 жыл бұрын
you are perfect the way you are. No worry about hair or books. We like listening to your words in this very sad and difficult time. I am in Italy where most people are masking masks caring about protecting the elderly that are many in my country. I am pretty proud of what Italians are doing at this time. Let's hope it will continue until we are more secure about what's going on with this mysterious virus. Pray and hope all of you are doing well, hugs to all, Angela :)
@naderbijarchi2152
@naderbijarchi2152 4 жыл бұрын
THE ONLY PERSON TRUMP EVER HIERD WHO WAS ACTUALLY QUALIFIED TO DO THEIR JOB WAS STORMY DANIELS.
@demondog9482
@demondog9482 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao,,poor stormy
@douglascarpenter5433
@douglascarpenter5433 4 жыл бұрын
Stormy got the short end of the stick in that job ! Lol
@clayre839
@clayre839 4 жыл бұрын
And she was so good at it he kept paying her for years
@rend7267
@rend7267 4 жыл бұрын
first time i wasn't annoyed by a typo ;)
@PixieStixx
@PixieStixx 4 жыл бұрын
but she wanted more and more and he just didnt have any more to give 🍄
@justacreator21
@justacreator21 4 жыл бұрын
"Political drive-by shooting... " Interesting choice of words there.
@diandra6630
@diandra6630 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was picking up what he was putting down.
@OhCrap247
@OhCrap247 4 жыл бұрын
It's called Dog Whistle Politics. Nothing new about that. It's a Republican Politics 101.
@beemoji2280
@beemoji2280 4 жыл бұрын
Obvious dog whistling is obvious. Of course they have to be obvious or their followers won't get it.
@ericreese7792
@ericreese7792 4 жыл бұрын
The GOP of the Bush era was just as racist as that of the Trump era, they were just better at hiding it. The main wedge keeping the "never Trump" Republicans away from Trump is he puts all the quiet parts out loud. Very loud.
@stevencooke6451
@stevencooke6451 4 жыл бұрын
Any time the Roving Idiot talks prepare to cover your ears.
@medvh6677
@medvh6677 4 жыл бұрын
Where did Trump study though? He doesn't talk very 'educated'...
@j.j.bennett661
@j.j.bennett661 4 жыл бұрын
The New York School Of Dumb Racists.
@rolandocrisostomo2003
@rolandocrisostomo2003 4 жыл бұрын
Talk, no you meant speak.
@tehutimes1
@tehutimes1 4 жыл бұрын
Penn University, an ivy league school where evidently his dad paid the academic dept. so Trump could graduate. Talk, speak, he's extremely inarticulate to have been born to a rich caucasian clan/family.
@nickcharles5891
@nickcharles5891 4 жыл бұрын
SAMPLE OF HIGHER EDUCATION: GRADUATES OF HARVARD BECOME LEFTY JUDGES AND POLITICIANS, DROPOUTS OF HARVARD BECOME BILLIONAIRES CREATING MICROSOFT, APPLE, FACEBOOK. TRUMP MADE HIS MONEY OBAMA NEEDED TO SELL HIS PRESIDENTIAL TITLE TO MAKE HIS.
@miltonm.muriungi203
@miltonm.muriungi203 4 жыл бұрын
The prevailed/pre-failed and smoke detectors jokes killed me............... hehehehehe
@Erik-ri1mc
@Erik-ri1mc 4 жыл бұрын
The Frasier reference made my pandemic, Seth.
@TheCrispAlien
@TheCrispAlien 4 жыл бұрын
"It's worth remembering that Hitler was actually an incompetent, lazy egomaniac and his government was an absolute clown show. In fact, this may even have helped his rise to power, as he was consistently underestimated by the German elite. Before he became chancellor, many of his opponents had dismissed him as a joke for his crude speeches and tacky rallies. Even after elections had made the Nazis the largest party in the Reichstag, people still kept thinking that Hitler was an easy mark, a blustering idiot who could easily be controlled by smart people. Why did the elites of Germany so consistently underestimate Hitler? Possibly because they weren't actually wrong in their assessment of his competency-they just failed to realise that this wasn't enough to stand in the way of his ambition. As it would turn out, Hitler was really bad at running a government. As his own press chief Otto Dietrich later wrote in his memoir The Hitler I Knew, "In the twelve years of his rule in Germany Hitler produced the biggest confusion in government that has ever existed in a civilized state." His government was constantly in chaos, with officials having no idea what he wanted them to do, and nobody was entirely clear who was actually in charge of what. He procrastinated wildly when asked to make difficult decisions, and would often end up relying on gut feeling, leaving even close allies in the dark about his plans. His "unreliability had those who worked with him pulling out their hair," as his confidant Ernst Hanfstaengl later wrote in his memoir Zwischen Weißem und Braunem Haus. This meant that rather than carrying out the duties of state, they spent most of their time in-fighting and back-stabbing each other in an attempt to either win his approval or avoid his attention altogether, depending on what mood he was in that day. There's a bit of an argument among historians about whether this was a deliberate ploy on Hitler's part to get his own way, or whether he was just really, really bad at being in charge of stuff. Dietrich himself came down on the side of it being a cunning tactic to sow division and chaos-and it's undeniable that he was very effective at that. But when you look at Hitler's personal habits, it's hard to shake the feeling that it was just a natural result of putting a workshy narcissist in charge of a country. Hitler was incredibly lazy. According to his aide Fritz Wiedemann, even when he was in Berlin he wouldn't get out of bed until after 11 a.m., and wouldn't do much before lunch other than read what the newspapers had to say about him, the press cuttings being dutifully delivered to him by Dietrich. He was obsessed with the media and celebrity, and often seems to have viewed himself through that lens. He once described himself as "the greatest actor in Europe," and wrote to a friend, "I believe my life is the greatest novel in world history." In many of his personal habits he came across as strange or even childish-he would have regular naps during the day, he would bite his fingernails at the dinner table, and he had a remarkably sweet tooth that led him to eat "prodigious amounts of cake" and "put so many lumps of sugar in his cup that there was hardly any room for the tea." He was deeply insecure about his own lack of knowledge, preferring to either ignore information that contradicted his preconceptions, or to lash out at the expertise of others. He hated being laughed at, but enjoyed it when other people were the butt of the joke (he would perform mocking impressions of people he disliked). But he also craved the approval of those he disdained, and his mood would quickly improve if a newspaper wrote something complimentary about him. Little of this was especially secret or unknown at the time. It's why so many people failed to take Hitler seriously until it was too late, dismissing him as merely a "half-mad rascal" or a "man with a beery vocal organ." In a sense, they weren't wrong. In another, much more important sense, they were as wrong as it's possible to get. Hitler's personal failings didn't stop him having an uncanny instinct for political rhetoric that would gain mass appeal, and it turns out you don't actually need to have a particularly competent or functional government to do terrible things. We tend to assume that when something awful happens there must have been some great controlling intelligence behind it. It's understandable: how could things have gone so wrong, we think, if there wasn't an evil genius pulling the strings? The downside of this is that we tend to assume that if we can't immediately spot an evil genius, then we can all chill out a bit because everything will be fine. But history suggests that's a mistake, and it's one that we make over and over again. Many of the worst man-made events that ever occurred were not the product of evil geniuses. Instead they were the product of a parade of idiots and lunatics, incoherently flailing their way through events, helped along the way by overconfident people who thought they could control them." From HUMANS: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up by Tom Phillips
@carladehaas7866
@carladehaas7866 4 жыл бұрын
BRAVO! ...Now, what do we do about it? (Not a rhetorical question. )
@kevinmokumobi9684
@kevinmokumobi9684 4 жыл бұрын
well look what happened to the Jews. for those that don't get it, this is trump!
@bparahag
@bparahag 4 жыл бұрын
Damn that's a long read.
@chrisq3870
@chrisq3870 4 жыл бұрын
@lovey dovey Only because this time the evil narcissist moron is on their side.
@tijmenpr
@tijmenpr 4 жыл бұрын
Cyros III I also would like to add that Hitler was a heavy drug user. His docter gave him many things like methamphetamine injections, opiates and cocaine eye drops. This might have further clouded his political and strategical choices.
@fatmatavandy234
@fatmatavandy234 4 жыл бұрын
I am watching from congo kinshasha, i realy love your program. Please dont stop and please stay stay. God bless you sir for your honesty.
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 2 жыл бұрын
😆 Your talk about George W. Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner with the asterisk was the funniest sentence of misdirection I have ever seen! January 18, 2021, 12:03am
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I don't often laugh out loud during late shows (I'm German, after all), but his German impression and the bit about Angela Merkel had me crying with laughter! 😂
@countvoncount42
@countvoncount42 4 жыл бұрын
The thing not mentioned about the cardboard cutouts in the soccer stadium is: that's a way for the fans to support their club financially so it doesn't go bankrupt.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and it is to be respected.
@ruben2365
@ruben2365 4 жыл бұрын
Europeans are funny. God's clowns, just look at Trump.
@D-me-dream-smp
@D-me-dream-smp 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seth for making quarantine slightly more bearable. Your witty humour and articulate elocution is a brilliant antidote to the maelstrom of incoherent, mindless babble that spews forth unabated by the annoying orange.
@Lulabellexd
@Lulabellexd 4 жыл бұрын
I always think about that funny quote from The Simpsons movie after Grandpa has an outburst in church, Homer says "A certain someone had a senior moment". That's what I think about Trump all the time. He's a senile old fool
@faustacastaneda1578
@faustacastaneda1578 4 жыл бұрын
Reporter: What's Obamagate? Trump: We haven't decided yet!
@lindenstromberg6859
@lindenstromberg6859 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: But trust me, you know, and it's the worst thing that's happened, probally in tha history of the world, a lotta people are saying it, a lotta people, trust me. You're fake news, press conference over!
@EdgarLopez-zm6bj
@EdgarLopez-zm6bj 4 жыл бұрын
One word game changer 🤔🤔
@KNR90
@KNR90 4 жыл бұрын
I'll do a public service and find out. Step 1, read all the garbage fake news tabloid bullshit at the grocery store checkout. I'm sure one of these times they will be right about the dying Queen. Maybe they will eventually come up with something mildly untoward that Obama did?
@jordanr9062
@jordanr9062 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he's got the unmask part right at least. As in he still refuses to wear a mask.
@kelst75
@kelst75 4 жыл бұрын
Is it like Hillary's emails?
@mmartin030
@mmartin030 4 жыл бұрын
What a joke when you see all the other countries, some I’ve never heard of, doing better than we are. It really sums up his whole presidency doesn’t it?
@merricat3025
@merricat3025 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and how republicans support him. Trumpists love him
@MsThebeMoon
@MsThebeMoon 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! We're number one with chump leading the way - in the number of Covid cases and deaths. 😖
@missheadbanger
@missheadbanger 4 жыл бұрын
Can't is not on the list.
@jongustavsson5874
@jongustavsson5874 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I'm quite sure that's always been true in some regard or another, but yeah, you wold expect that a global power would fare better in a global crisis.
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a 1st female president 👩‍💼with 84% approval rating, leading by example & creating a movement "mask isn't a shame". That's 🇸🇰Slovakia mentioned in the video & our president Zuzana Caputova fb.com/zcaputova/ 💪 Whole country including politicians & TV personalities started wearing masks in a week back in mid March, even before they became mandatory. Meanwhile, 🇸🇰 has been producing world class ventilators not only for ourselves, ramping up testing & created our own tests simultaneously. All that during peaceful transition of power to our newly elected government. People spontaneously donating DYI sewn masks, 3D printed shields & developing simplified vents has just been a bonus. Yet we're really far from perfect, in normal times everyone would expect much better from the US 😏 I would love to see agent's 🍊 reaction to an interview with our president! I bet he would handle it well, as a stable genius does 🙂 Oh, and contrary to western belief, we don't live on trees & have quite a beautiful country as well kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nMibeNCIm7bQiKc.html Btw, best wishes & qucik recovery to 🇺🇲! Unfortunatelly, thoughts & prayers won't do it 😞
@Isabelle5557
@Isabelle5557 4 жыл бұрын
I know that Trump is a horrid man, but he's objectively hilarious when he talks. What is he ever talking about...
@hplovecraftmacncheese
@hplovecraftmacncheese 4 жыл бұрын
He had it right, it's when the teacher calls on the dumb kid in class to try and answer a question, and people have to patiently wait until he can understand simple concepts.
@maxpenn6374
@maxpenn6374 4 жыл бұрын
I agree! Too bad he can't be a parody of a president instead of a real-life travesty of a president.
@roadhogharleyandputupwet4486
@roadhogharleyandputupwet4486 4 жыл бұрын
Its above most liberals pay grade, after all he is a genius!
@maxpenn6374
@maxpenn6374 4 жыл бұрын
@@roadhogharleyandputupwet4486 He is a very stable genius, Of all the stable geniuses He is the Mussoliniest. (Thanks, Randy Rainbow)
@MariePierreRenaudAnthro
@MariePierreRenaudAnthro 4 жыл бұрын
That spaceforce flag looks like the starfleet symbol from Star Trek!!!
@kibagami25
@kibagami25 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see someone in the crowd just yell out "You're an idiot" to Trump mouhahahaha
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 4 жыл бұрын
I would love for him to schedule a presser to which NOBODY SHOWED UP.
@florianadolf2256
@florianadolf2256 4 жыл бұрын
That's why the Donald only attends to gatherings with the likes of him (i.e. the dumb and the aggressive, but much poorer versions of him). Just try to imagine, how many times the old orangutan would hear that one word, if he'd just stroll down the avenue on any given day...😏
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 жыл бұрын
those people get attacked and forced out of the rallies, but they exist
@bobheck7303
@bobheck7303 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimbob.2299 JUVENILE IMBECILE!
@raptorblader
@raptorblader 4 жыл бұрын
"Thord of the Rings" Seth's team really has far to much time on their hands now.
@EvaReyRubio
@EvaReyRubio 4 жыл бұрын
Thord of the Bings*
@saramarylop3z343
@saramarylop3z343 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it said Thord of the Bings. It seems his books are merging lol
@michaelmarulli7621
@michaelmarulli7621 4 жыл бұрын
Thought it was gonna stay that way the whole video. I figured it'd change before the donation plug.
@kevanmcentee2174
@kevanmcentee2174 4 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that I knew the top book's title would change because it was too thin to be The Lord of the Rings? PS: My phone's screen isn't the best, thanks for filling me in on the title changes
@MartineReed
@MartineReed 4 жыл бұрын
I thank God for you and The Thornbirds every day. Why isn’t there an underline feature so that we can properly credit written works?
@beth8100
@beth8100 4 жыл бұрын
I love the impressions and comments seriously funny And entertaining
@TheSeanUhTron
@TheSeanUhTron 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, the Space Force flag looks a whole lot like the Star Fleet emblem.
@highmercy-h1h
@highmercy-h1h 4 жыл бұрын
While you're not wrong, it takes from the Air Force Space Command logo. And that part of the Air Force started in 1982.
@mchamber366
@mchamber366 4 жыл бұрын
Trump he finally comes up with a good idea and yet somehow finds a way to rune it lol
@sjl197
@sjl197 4 жыл бұрын
Sean: That’s. The. Point.
@MrDruism
@MrDruism 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed that the flag was ripping off Star Trek!
@MalO.ver1.0.x
@MalO.ver1.0.x 4 жыл бұрын
@@highmercy-h1h I'd have to look deeper into it to know for sure when the Starfleet Command emblem (with the circles and space in the background) was created, but Star Trek exists since 1966. I looked up when this emblem was first shown (couldn't find a picture of it though) and it was apparently in the episode "The Menagerie, part 1" that aired also in 1966.
@ivepeters
@ivepeters 4 жыл бұрын
Come on, brain of a pigeon, that's being overly generous.
@cherylhoude1227
@cherylhoude1227 4 жыл бұрын
And insulting to pigeons 😁
@ivepeters
@ivepeters 4 жыл бұрын
@@cherylhoude1227 Definitely
@vincentfranklin17
@vincentfranklin17 4 жыл бұрын
Pigeons have an actual use in nature. 45 is useless.
@Annie-zd6rn
@Annie-zd6rn 4 жыл бұрын
He stands like one, he may as have the brain to match. 😂😂
@jbarisonzi
@jbarisonzi 4 жыл бұрын
"In reality, pigeons are remarkably smart birds. They are also powerfully built, form cooperative family units, and have an unmatched ability to find their way home. Studies of pigeons have also shown them to possess advanced skills previously thought to be exclusively human." healthypets.mercola.com/sites/healthypets/archive/2016/05/06/pigeon-facts.aspx
@bold810
@bold810 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to post twice but it is just a joy and a pleasure to hear Seth and his writing
@cierrablue
@cierrablue 4 жыл бұрын
I love The Thornbirds joke. And I love even more that you used LOTR to subdue any controversies. Classic! lolololol
@Slick85
@Slick85 4 жыл бұрын
Are you missing your graduation this year? Do you feel left out? Well there is hope. You can experience what a graduation is right in your home with these 5 simple steps. 1. Donn a wool blanket 2. Sit in an uncomfortable chair 3. turn your thermostat up 10 degrees too high 4. Listen to someone read the phonebook for 4 hours 5. throw a hat in the air.
@theclimbingchef
@theclimbingchef 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate! Not sure why all the parents are whining about it
@thexalon
@thexalon 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you listen to a group of amateurs with only a few hours practice play "Pomp and Circumstance" for approximately half-an-hour.
@theclimbingchef
@theclimbingchef 4 жыл бұрын
@@thexalon lmao!!!
@KingBobXVI
@KingBobXVI 4 жыл бұрын
"He calls it Obamagate" Calls _WHAT_ Obamagate? What is _"it"_ ???
@glendagraves1637
@glendagraves1637 4 жыл бұрын
As usual, there is no "it"! It's "distraction" - Randy Rainbow
@carlosvillegas8775
@carlosvillegas8775 4 жыл бұрын
You know what it is, is very obvious, read the newspapers
@adamchristopher6917
@adamchristopher6917 4 жыл бұрын
News... papers? What witchcraft are you muttering on about? Call the folks in Salem, we've got a live one here....
@shesaknitter
@shesaknitter 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlosvillegas8775 Finding out from the newspapers won't work because, as 45 keeps telling us, everything in the newspapers is fake news. So if we are ever going to find out, 45 is going to have to tell us. If he himself ever finds out. Welcome to the Asylum, ladies and gentlemen! It is being run by the patients, in case you haven't yet noticed.
@d124defcol
@d124defcol 4 жыл бұрын
@Curly Chisolm Good news: He has been impeached and cannot be unimpeached.
@galeworthington6358
@galeworthington6358 4 жыл бұрын
Seth, I love your fans comments as much as you!!
@freedomfighters5095
@freedomfighters5095 4 жыл бұрын
That low tune u have Killing floor ☺️☺️
@samik78
@samik78 4 жыл бұрын
I read a description of the way Trump stands with his chest puffed out, that he looks like the human part of a centaur. And now I can't unsee it.
@mimsyborogove3906
@mimsyborogove3906 4 жыл бұрын
samik78 ****** The lifts in his shoes cause him to lean slighlty forward. He looks ridiculous.
@wendygacsi9740
@wendygacsi9740 4 жыл бұрын
I think he leans forward in an effort to hide his... um.... girth? Yes that’s it .... girth!
@trudycolborne2371
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
He acts like the other half.
@MaryamofShomal
@MaryamofShomal 4 жыл бұрын
BRUH. Trump literally just ripped off the Star Trek logo 🤦🏽‍♀️
@gratefuljackal8183
@gratefuljackal8183 11 ай бұрын
That crazy hair at the end and Seth so serious 🤣💙🐾
@85arachno
@85arachno 3 жыл бұрын
Name Gustav is a rarity in Slovakia, I think it is a Scandinavian name and I bet on Sweden. Most popular names in Slovakia are Jakub (Jacob) and Olivia. We are not so much into sweet drinks as you are in the US. I still remember my first (and also my last) donut and Sprite in Arizona, they were so sweet that I wasn't able to finish it :D. I would say that slightly flavored spring water is the top. Passenger cars are still the most common transportation mean. Electric mopeds/bikes/scooters are becoming more and more popular, but they are still less than 10% of all vehicles.
@LiquidThunder12
@LiquidThunder12 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Seth’s delivery & cadence has changed without an audience. I almost think he’s funnier this way
@zunipus
@zunipus 4 жыл бұрын
Well, his delivery has sped up without an audience reaction. But that's bad considering that there is an audience having a reaction out here in the rest of the world. His comic delivery is interactive. He's not as good with delivery without that interaction.
@sharongillesp
@sharongillesp 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I think he's funnier too! Actually, of all the late-nighters, since this pandemic, Seth has been consistently poignant and hilarious. I like the "under his breath" bits too.
@jesseward568
@jesseward568 4 жыл бұрын
It's cause he's just focusing on entartaining himself and it is always better when artists entertain themselves. When there is an audience he's working with the audience.
@bethsargent1336
@bethsargent1336 4 жыл бұрын
He tilts his head and waits less time,which IMO,makes him funnier.
@nesse40
@nesse40 4 жыл бұрын
out of all the pandemic funny hosts. Trevor Noah strikes a perfect balance of news and humor. im finding seth not funny at all.
@bigskypioneer1898
@bigskypioneer1898 4 жыл бұрын
On Testing - Does anyone else think that Trump thinks the tests are _actual_ tests... you know like mid-terms?
@Kevin_2435
@Kevin_2435 4 жыл бұрын
How did your coronavirus test go? Trump: I totally passed. I'm so smart. I'm actually really good at this stuff.
@themarbleking
@themarbleking 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t believe America has real scientific tests, it’s probably some kind of multiple choice or an oral test. Seriously!
@benwillems8584
@benwillems8584 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Trump, this is a test. "Okeeh" What is 2+1? "This is a hard test"
@benwillems8584
@benwillems8584 4 жыл бұрын
@markmac and he passed? I always think he mangles animal names like my 2 year old does
@vagabond87
@vagabond87 4 жыл бұрын
that would actually explain his non-sensical comments...
@vex7550
@vex7550 4 жыл бұрын
halfway through the list of countries (somewhere in the Ms) i got distracted + forgot what was happening and thought id somehow autoplayed to a video of chris hayes listing all countries alphabetically
@Brencizz
@Brencizz 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Latvia! :D
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