Trump and His Allies Have a Plan for Protecting Themselves, Not You: A Closer Look

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Late Night with Seth Meyers

Late Night with Seth Meyers

4 жыл бұрын

Seth takes a closer look at the Trump administration testing themselves, but not you, for COVID-19.
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@jarvisc952
@jarvisc952 4 жыл бұрын
"If we tested every single American in this country ... we'd have to retest them an hour later and then an hour later after that because at any moment you could theoretically contract this virus." This just showed that the administration didn't bother to study why some countries were able to reopen their economy. Mass testing and contact tracing arent separate projects. They must happen at the same time. The whole point of doing contact tracing is so that you don't need to retest the whole country when someone tested negative before somehow retested positive.
@TheWebstaff
@TheWebstaff 4 жыл бұрын
MAGA = Moron's are governing America.
@drsnova7313
@drsnova7313 4 жыл бұрын
Forget studying other countries. It's just blatantly idiotic what she said. If you would suddenly know who is infected and who is not, even for just one instant in time, you could very easily beat this disease.
@waldosgrade
@waldosgrade 4 жыл бұрын
I will never lie. You have my word on that.
@winesap2
@winesap2 4 жыл бұрын
These are the idiots in charge. This is why we have so many deaths (and counting) and why their supporters are protesting doing the things we need to to prevent disaster. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gqtdi8R0zNeUlX0.html
@hankscorpion
@hankscorpion 4 жыл бұрын
@Thrasymachus Monk I wish that piece of ass could see your comment lol. she would have walked off again.
@KingofHearts
@KingofHearts 4 жыл бұрын
If any of us were reprimanded for being unproductive and responded with “well, to be honest I uhh...have a lot of things going on.” We’d be fired. And rightfully so.
@kaboomblueskies
@kaboomblueskies 4 жыл бұрын
Give the man a break. He was trying to keep his golf handicap at 2.8. Do you realise how much work you need to do to be that good at golf.
@whitetigr8337
@whitetigr8337 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaboomblueskies Yes, exactly. "I have a lot of things going on," = "I was too busy golfing to worry about pandemic preparations."
@nerdin8or
@nerdin8or 4 жыл бұрын
I liked that the reporter phrased the question as, "You're applying for the job again." I guarantee that's not how Trump sees this at all. He's a little orange king of America in his own mind, which is why he gets angry when people question him or try to check or challenge him. He doesn't see it as applying for a job, he sees a second term as his absolute right. And maybe more than that. We need to vote him out.
@lashinka2574
@lashinka2574 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaboomblueskies you mean to cheat enough to be that good at golf. He sucks at golf.
@kathygreilich1222
@kathygreilich1222 4 жыл бұрын
Trump, your fired!
@audacitymedia
@audacitymedia 4 жыл бұрын
Give that DJ who perfectly cued 'Live and Let Die' a medal.
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of appropriate. Trump is the bond villain who got away with it.
@jmwilliams734
@jmwilliams734 4 жыл бұрын
Makes more sense than giving one to that racist creep Rush Limbaugh.
@dianewilkins6269
@dianewilkins6269 4 жыл бұрын
Davy Ray A plus for the music
@vickiboyer7169
@vickiboyer7169 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Ray, What, you don't think that was just a careless mistake???
@MisssKayy
@MisssKayy 3 жыл бұрын
So... Give trump a medal?
@joko09010
@joko09010 4 жыл бұрын
That comment, “I had it on backstage,” is everything you need to know about Trump and his approach to this presidency. Reality TV POTUS.
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 4 жыл бұрын
If there aren't cameras, it's "backstage" and he thinks it doesnt matter
@WorldOfARandomVegan
@WorldOfARandomVegan 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss!!
@judibickford5306
@judibickford5306 4 жыл бұрын
He's a showman. Let's show the man the door!
@dafuqinternet1181
@dafuqinternet1181 4 жыл бұрын
“Tests for me, not for thee. Rules for thee, not for me.”
@cynthiavanteylingen7922
@cynthiavanteylingen7922 4 жыл бұрын
Animal farm rules
@Tsalinger
@Tsalinger 4 жыл бұрын
The US is 41st in testing per capita. Pathetic.
@txtomlong
@txtomlong 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and add to that Flynn's charge dismissal by Barr and Trump's appeal to the SCOTUS for denial of House of Reps access to sealed Mueller special counsel grand jury documents. Dark days for our republic. Dark days for America. Post-constitutional America is not America.
@hockg9794
@hockg9794 4 жыл бұрын
Crash the economy, you'd better flee
@crystaltelf288
@crystaltelf288 4 жыл бұрын
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/tell-congress-american-people-need-emergency-money-people-act-pass Go to the White House website and sign the petition to get more stimulus for the people. People are hurting and need it now. We Americans need 100,000 signatures by May 15th, the more the better, shows how serious we aren't!
@astroboyhasguns
@astroboyhasguns 4 жыл бұрын
"There's a video of you with no mask on." "I had a mask on. In fact I had at least 6 masks on. I had more masks on than anyone in history. I can't help it if you didn't see me with a thousand masks on. I had VIP tickets to backstage at the mask factory. Of course I had plenty of masks on. I had tremendous masks on. I was wearing masks before masks were invented."
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds 4 жыл бұрын
"I wore the greatest mask that anyone has ever seen."
@michaelbyron1166
@michaelbyron1166 4 жыл бұрын
And they were perfect masks ... just like the call ... they were perfect!
@deedeegreen8338
@deedeegreen8338 4 жыл бұрын
I was the first caveman to wear a mask.
@joshuahall6983
@joshuahall6983 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone keeps telling me my mask was the greatest
@IngefromGraz
@IngefromGraz 4 жыл бұрын
Then why didn’t we see him wearing one on camera? Fucking liar!!
@klairicewestley757
@klairicewestley757 4 жыл бұрын
I never thought Late Night comedy would be sooooo vital as this, to the nations sanity. Thank you, Seth, Colbert, Trevor, John Oliver, Jimi, other Jimmy...and all comedians! Thank you...dont know what we would do without yous! Seriously, I really mean that!
@sammiedudley5753
@sammiedudley5753 4 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@josh_yep.
@josh_yep. 4 жыл бұрын
Hear hear! They're the real heroes. But, dear Lord, I really miss Craig Ferguson.
@goddessmaat9098
@goddessmaat9098 4 жыл бұрын
you are an embarassment to anyone with a brain. these scum you mention are in on the take. to become renown, you give up your soul. these lowlifes are only feeding you into a frenzy because it distracts from the limitation and restriction we are faced with in this satanic realm. you really think worthless useless politician parasites care about you? Hey, you deserve whatever these scum serve up to you for being so ignorant. these robots are backed by the CIA and parrot what they are told to say. boy are you dumb.
@josh_yep.
@josh_yep. 4 жыл бұрын
@@goddessmaat9098 Hear hear! Scum robots backed by the CIA are the real heroes!
@goddessmaat9098
@goddessmaat9098 4 жыл бұрын
@@josh_yep. like I said, boy are you dumb.
@fieryweasel
@fieryweasel 4 жыл бұрын
Vote, vote, vote. Don't forget what they've done to the country, and don't let them get away with it.
@flash522gp
@flash522gp 4 жыл бұрын
@Hunter Straight No! We can't have it!! & btw, he was NEVER elected by the PEOPLE to ANY office!
@apurvtiwari4923
@apurvtiwari4923 4 жыл бұрын
@@jozippy8625 and Trump isn't ?
@mic01
@mic01 4 жыл бұрын
@@rmora1 omg lol you still going on about Russia, the whole thing was a scam...you sheep.
@mic01
@mic01 4 жыл бұрын
@@rmora1 You really have to come up with a better reply then that but, it was you who is still going on about Trump doesn't affect me at all not even American.
@rmora1
@rmora1 4 жыл бұрын
@@mic01 LOL...You don't speak for America, you russian troll...
@richarddoan9172
@richarddoan9172 4 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing to see someone speak the plain truth and call him a moron.
@kevindenning7361
@kevindenning7361 4 жыл бұрын
@joseph Go f offf.
@kigerkarlzeberedi1800
@kigerkarlzeberedi1800 4 жыл бұрын
yes he is a moron as all u delusional lefties are.
@OWDK108OWDKyt
@OWDK108OWDKyt 4 жыл бұрын
@@kigerkarlzeberedi1800 prove that leftists are morons. Right wingers are no better.
@Kyomiibrown
@Kyomiibrown 4 жыл бұрын
Q: How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb? A: Tell him Obama put it in.
@sandyfrye115
@sandyfrye115 4 жыл бұрын
Kyomii Good one!! Lol
@calliestephen
@calliestephen 4 жыл бұрын
I love this!
@TheCMONEY54
@TheCMONEY54 4 жыл бұрын
you really think he would change it though...?
@fletcher1710
@fletcher1710 4 жыл бұрын
He'd take the bulb out and then rant about how Obama didn't leave him any lightbulbs.
@ertjiesb4158
@ertjiesb4158 4 жыл бұрын
@@fletcher1710 so true
@GerardKean
@GerardKean 4 жыл бұрын
Last week my wife got a test on the way home from the supermarket and got a text with the results the next morning. I'm sure glad not be living in the USA
@ellariehoover8490
@ellariehoover8490 4 жыл бұрын
Test results come back in five minutes?? But Everyone else's takes up to a week!!!?
@Jackie371
@Jackie371 4 жыл бұрын
Trump understands his job so little that he thinks because he gets tested every day & the results are back in 5 mins, that it's the same for everyone. (25th amendment!)
@tamaralee7455
@tamaralee7455 4 жыл бұрын
Fastest test they have out right now is a 10 minute test. It's like 1200 a test. But we can't get the cheap ones
@justhuman24
@justhuman24 4 жыл бұрын
So, if you don't need so much testing, why are trump and his administration getting tested all the time.
@greenqueen4241
@greenqueen4241 4 жыл бұрын
Just Human Exactly, he only cares about himself. tRump has no idea how other folks live, we don’t all have golden thrones.
@sbwan
@sbwan 4 жыл бұрын
Because that's the game, Trump just always gives it up because he's a doofus. They always planned to hoard the test and equipment for themselves, remember when Jared said "its our equipment" these ppl always had no problem putting profit over people because they are sociopathic. The thing that let's them thrive is that they have millions of idiot lemmings ready to throw themselves off a cliff to defemd them. If those ppl would wake uo they wouldve been done a long time ago.
@Perseverence
@Perseverence 4 жыл бұрын
Because they are VIPs and working around the clock to find us "WARRIORS" a vaccine!
@bsing2u
@bsing2u 4 жыл бұрын
Rumor his valet is infected.
@TK-yz3wt
@TK-yz3wt 4 жыл бұрын
His administration probably protects themselves with Ultraviolet radiation.
@lovenaturenaturallybu3703
@lovenaturenaturallybu3703 4 жыл бұрын
"Testing American is nonsensical" however forcing them to go to work to safe the economy is sensible?? It reflects how much these administration cares about Americans lives!
@javierrruiz1
@javierrruiz1 4 жыл бұрын
nobody will knock on your door to force you to work.
@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 4 жыл бұрын
javierrruiz1 No, they’ll probably just fire you.
@barbra7562
@barbra7562 4 жыл бұрын
javierrruiz1 The bank manager might! 🙄
@judytelles3518
@judytelles3518 4 жыл бұрын
@@javierrruiz1 If you dont go to work when they declare its safe you will loose your job and all benefits.You made yourself unemployed.Those are the consequences.
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 4 жыл бұрын
Yet, testing in other countries seems to be the main factor in controlling the spread.
@khakiwolf4146
@khakiwolf4146 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't need to wear a condom. I get tested regularly."
@nEthing4Her
@nEthing4Her 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ariaholguin8402
@ariaholguin8402 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t insult 9 year olds Seth. A nine year is more intelligent then Trump.
@jimhughes1962
@jimhughes1962 4 жыл бұрын
“...more intelligent THAN Trump.”
@ariaholguin8402
@ariaholguin8402 4 жыл бұрын
Viktoria Secret wtf. You wish you were a Victoria Secret. Trump is a moron.
@Neelay98
@Neelay98 4 жыл бұрын
When ever I feel bad about the political climate in the UK, I just look at American news and realise I could have it worse.
@TheWebstaff
@TheWebstaff 4 жыл бұрын
Yeap I hear you. But they voted in a tv host and now we have a TV show, it's called us today with your host Donald Trump!!!
@larazanz
@larazanz 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, you’re on your way.
@stephaniev5898
@stephaniev5898 4 жыл бұрын
Just please don't let trump lower your standards and expectations of your local politicians. He sets the bar so incredibly low that a tabby cat with a necktie and a toupee would be a better leader.
@ontheoutsidelookingin6574
@ontheoutsidelookingin6574 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniev5898 on behalf of the worlds feline population I resent that inference..cats are next level smart compared to Rumpled Trumpskin and just imagine how mentally f-cked we'd be without cat videos on the internet to distract us from the constant shitshow in The White House..
@rah938
@rah938 4 жыл бұрын
stephanie v Can I have the cat’s name for my write-in ballot, please?
@petergosney6433
@petergosney6433 4 жыл бұрын
Australian Broadcasting Service... “Once a beacon of best-practice in every field imaginable, the United States has become a cautionary tale.” That is a world view.
@MarceldeJong
@MarceldeJong 4 жыл бұрын
Trump managed to turn the US into an international laughing stock.
@grateful954
@grateful954 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Gosney I hope the rest of the world learns from this cautionary tale. Pandemics appear to be very effective teachers.
@ajwasp3642
@ajwasp3642 4 жыл бұрын
He's going to go full Nazi, and we're all going to get killed.
@MesRevesEnRose
@MesRevesEnRose 4 жыл бұрын
@@MarceldeJong Nah, America is not funny anymore. Now, it's just sad. I'm living abroad and people just ask "What happened to America?" with true concern.
@emilyb.8219
@emilyb.8219 4 жыл бұрын
Did they really say that? Damn. Yet so many idiots here still think we're the best country on earth, and I don't think anything will convince them otherwise.
@sheinapetch8312
@sheinapetch8312 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian...watching Trump is really embarrassing for everyone in the world!!PLEASE vote him out!
@missmelodies52
@missmelodies52 4 жыл бұрын
I feel the same from Canada - that said our situations with indigenous people is pretty atrocious so I think it's a little too easy for us to judge
@nathanaelcadman-neu410
@nathanaelcadman-neu410 4 жыл бұрын
Up here in Canada and the border is scheduled to reopen in a few weeks, I hope people reconsider
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 4 жыл бұрын
But not "ScumMo"??? 😏
@JaIch9999
@JaIch9999 4 жыл бұрын
But the people can't vote him out. In the USA the public vote is irrelevant. They have something called electoral college and the electoral college determines the outcome of the elections. That's how I understand the US American system. I might be wrong.
@Riel1327
@Riel1327 4 жыл бұрын
Trump will b voted out no matter how many ppl vote 4 him cuz da election will be rigged.
@melstangeland2171
@melstangeland2171 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the old coal mining operations where owners insisted that miners keep working despite concerns about black lung disease. Workers are cannon fodder when it comes to profits.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 4 жыл бұрын
"The Obama administration left us nothing" "So, what're you doing to fix that?" "Look, I'm busy" Ok... so was Obama... if you're not at fault for not fixing a known problem, then someone else is also not at fault for not fixing an UNknown problem...
@racheysdad
@racheysdad 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, then you shouldn't be allowed to use the previous administration as an excuse if you were no better after 3 years in.
@hippiecowgirl4231
@hippiecowgirl4231 4 жыл бұрын
R Nickerson , that’s too logical for trump
@johnwang9914
@johnwang9914 4 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that Obama created a Pandemic Response Team with the intent of keeping any potential Pandemics within the countries of origin but of course Trump fired them two years ago.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnwang9914 Oh we're ignoring what actually happened and simply following his own logic to its conclusion assuming he's correct. Even if he wasn't lying about Obama, his own logic diminishes his own administration.
@LillyTheLonelySock
@LillyTheLonelySock 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right? He's basically saying that the only way for serious problems like this to be solved is for his predecessor to have anticipated them in advance so that Trump wouldn't have to do anything significant himself. He loves to criticize Obama and his administration but blaming him for this is an admission of sorts that he recognizes Obama to be much more qualified than himself.
@michalbenyskiewicz9447
@michalbenyskiewicz9447 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Ireland: head of government renewed his medical license and is working shifts in the hospital. Everyone who sneezes, coughs or even farts too loud gets tested.
@Skittenmeow
@Skittenmeow 4 жыл бұрын
That is fricking awesome, a political leader setting that type of example. That is what gives heart to frontline medical workers. That is what encourages citizens to volunteer to get groceries/ meds for their vulnerable neighbours. That is what stops people being complacent, and encourages them to keep up with the social restrictions. *Stop taking here if you don't want to here some frustration about a country where we've had success at flattening the curve. In Australia (at least in my state WA) we can now apparently get tested if we have symptoms of an acute upper respiratory infection. Unfortunately doctors in my state can't do "screening tests." e.g. if a patient is about to have a non emergency heart surgery their doctor can't order a Covid-19 pre-op test. Doctor gets $20,000 fine per patient, lab gets $100,000 fine per test. If the patient does have asymptomatic/ presymptomatic Covid-19 they're taking a massive risk; as well as endangering anaesthetist, surgeon, nurses, other patients, cleaning staff...it takes one positive patient to take down an entire hospital. HCWs also can't wear adequate levels of PPE, even with confirmed positive cases of Covid-19. It isn't generally considered necessary to provide "droplet level precaution" ie goggles/ surgical masks/ gloves/ gowns. They need the next level of PPE which is "airborne precaution" as this virus has been demonstrated to spread like an airbourne virus. With suspected cases of Covid-19 they get bare minimum PPE. My brother is soon going in for massive spinal surgery (was postponed due to pandemic) and he has been screened for carrying MRSA bacteria because of risk to other patients/ staff. He will spend up to 2 weeks laying on his belly in a hospital bed after surgery. If he develops symptoms of Covid-19 (like coughing) after that surgery he's going to be in a world of trouble. But he can't get a test. The risk here is low but not non existent. He works in a hospital so is at higher risk than average population. It seems to make sense for those getting "elective surgery" to fake mild symptoms (sore throat/ sniffles) to get tested target than run the fear of developing symptoms during recovery. Especially when almost their entire spine will have been opened up to insert titanium rods and screws into every vertebra. We have few known active cases but there is still a risk. We aren't doing "sentinel testing" of random individuals to check if the virus is still out in the population. People with mild and moderate symptoms are often choosing not to get tested, rather they self isolate into they feel better. They are scared of the stigma attached. So they aren't being confirmed or contact traced. There are still cases appearing where the source of infection hasn't been able to be traced.
@screeningmimi
@screeningmimi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Skittenmeow Best o you all and to your brother. Thanks for letting us know how the virus and other medical issues are being handled in Australia.
@sharonbaillif2471
@sharonbaillif2471 4 жыл бұрын
@@screeningmimi yes, thank you!
@bmogs1720
@bmogs1720 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo. How it should be. No decisions can be changed till you know who has it and who has not. America has a long way till it can safely say it knows this.
@maxhugen
@maxhugen 4 жыл бұрын
@@Skittenmeow Oh man, as an Aussie I hope you get this to the media. We've done so well - so far - we don't need this level of stupidity! Best wishes for your brother. 👍
@tiredlocke
@tiredlocke 4 жыл бұрын
"Look at this, we're testing like 3 times more than this next country..." Yeah, we also have 5 times the population of that country and far more resources... "So what? It's more testing."
@alondathomas293
@alondathomas293 4 жыл бұрын
What McEnany or McNinny (the new press secretary) said was stupid as hell. She's claiming no one needs to be tested on a regular basis? She's dosen't know what the hell she's talking about, like most people who work for this idiot. Frankly, some people can't get tested in some places because hospitals in some areas are only seeing Covid-19 patients, period---which is understandable. They're only testing people who actually show Covid symptoms right now, which makes sense.
@Xio189
@Xio189 4 жыл бұрын
tiredlocke That means it takes longer to test people. Derp. Also, testing doesn’t directly save any lives.
@Xio189
@Xio189 4 жыл бұрын
Kirk Wood Can you even justify why people need to be tested on a regular basis? There is no evidence the virus can re-infect at this time. All that we will find is more people already got sick and recovered. I’m not waiting 4 years for a vaccine that I won’t need at that time, and I won’t take one that’s rushed in under two years.
@tiredlocke
@tiredlocke 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xio189 No, it really doesn't mean it takes longer to test people. You don't seem to understand scaling. We have a higher population that needs to be tested, but that also means we should have more people to conduct those tests, and we should also have more capacity to produce the tests. Per capita numbers are the real comparison, that's why numbers like that exist. Derp.
@tiredlocke
@tiredlocke 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xio189 Who said anything about retesting previously infected people on a regular basis? The need for regular testing is that if you went to work and tested negative last week, that doesn't mean you didn't catch it this week and started spreading it all around to your coworkers, especially if you are not symptomatic. Derp. Are you really this stupid, or do you just play a moron on the internet?
@amnielove5660
@amnielove5660 4 жыл бұрын
"All you peasants and commoners, stay in your place. No need to test you." Ha ha ha.....whew.
@drflimflam1614
@drflimflam1614 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's "I had a mask on backstage." Is equivalent to "I have a girlfriend you just dont know her and she goes to a different school."
@nerdin8or
@nerdin8or 4 жыл бұрын
Also notice that after he said he wore a Honeywell mask, he quickly added that he also wore a 3M mask and about six other masks. Yep, he was wearing one mask from every major manufacturer out of fairness to all of the corporations. But only off camera.
@lashinka2574
@lashinka2574 4 жыл бұрын
Also equivalent to "I didn't mean that. I was being sarcastic when I told people to inject disinfectant." 😂😂😂
@DS-rt1ed
@DS-rt1ed 4 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but I didn't realize manufacturing warehouses had backstages.
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 4 жыл бұрын
That "backstage" comment was very revealing. Everything is still a TV show to this numbnuts.
@jeffblack8457
@jeffblack8457 4 жыл бұрын
@@lashinka2574 "I was talking to reporters, and I was being sarcastic."... when he was in fact directly questioning doctors (Dr Birx was right there - he questioned her by name). People died because they don't understand that Trump is both an idiot and a liar: they ingested disinfectant (though to my knowledge nobody shoved a UV light up his or her anus, or if somebody did, the result wasn't fatal).
@jonathanconnor7920
@jonathanconnor7920 4 жыл бұрын
*Donald Trump:* _"We've done more tests than anyone else."_ *Truth:* The United States is ranked 41st in testing per capita.
@catiaborsellino5722
@catiaborsellino5722 4 жыл бұрын
I Know!! The guy is unreal!!!
@Madamelaserpent
@Madamelaserpent 4 жыл бұрын
And the graph shows the number of people infected. He’s full of crap
@SpeedandSplendor
@SpeedandSplendor 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that.
@michaelgibson6429
@michaelgibson6429 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!! KEEP AMERICA GREAT....
@ExternalInputs
@ExternalInputs 4 жыл бұрын
@Armadio Belarus, a country with 20,000 cases and 116 deaths, compared to 1.3 million cases and 77,000 deaths in the shithole that is the USA.
@jcuyoutuby
@jcuyoutuby 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: We are going to send astronauts to the Sun. Dr. Fauci: We can't do that. The astronauts will burn. Trump: Yeah, you right. Maybe we can send them at night.
@racheysdad
@racheysdad 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: Maybe if we put lights under their skin, we can raise their temperature enough so its nearly as hot as the Sun. Then being near the Sun is no hotter for them than like a warm summer day. "People are really surprised I understand this stuff"' "Maybe I have natural ability" 🤣
@WorldOfARandomVegan
@WorldOfARandomVegan 4 жыл бұрын
@@racheysdad 😂😂😂😂
@TripleTreuViet
@TripleTreuViet 4 жыл бұрын
@Budd Junior u talk too muchtrumps an idiot n so r u. U guys pick this orange goofball now deal with it!!!
@anjayl
@anjayl 4 жыл бұрын
@Budd Junior 6 days later... This guy only made it to the L page in the dictionary. Doesn't help when you have to sing the alphabet everytime from the begining neither :)
@StephaneGinsburgh
@StephaneGinsburgh 4 жыл бұрын
It's very strange: there is no audience anymore but I still hear the laughs and the clapping in my head after the jokes. Seth Meyers, you are fantastic, informative and yet funny. A great thank you (from Europe).
@goddessmaat9098
@goddessmaat9098 4 жыл бұрын
myers is a stooge for the CIA backed media. how else does a worthless useless eating parasite like him become renown?
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 4 жыл бұрын
@@goddessmaat9098 Please stop talking like that. "Useless eater" and "parasite" are both Nazi terms used to excuse their horrible treatment of people they didn't like. Depersonalize people with propaganda, and the general populace start seeing humans as less than human.
@goddessmaat9098
@goddessmaat9098 4 жыл бұрын
@@lisagulick4144 what would you know about nazi's unless you are one. useless eater and parasite is the exact words I am free to use because for one thing, my late husband was drafted and shipped off to nam, served honorably and HE FOUGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO SPEAK MY MIND. a thoughtless twit like you will never sway me from speaking the truth. people in DC, are useless eating parasites, so what! Don't like it, don't read it. STFU, you have no right whatsoever to tell me what to do or think. all you clowns out there who buy into the scripts from both sides of the aisle are letting your offspring and family, your country and most of all, yourself down.
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 4 жыл бұрын
@@goddessmaat9098 I know about Nazis because I study history. My focus is on World War Two and the Holocaust. My dad fought in the ETO in that war--he was a US Army infantryman. He fought for my 1st Amendment rights just as your husband fought for yours. My dad's service is why I got interested in the subject. Historians of that period have writings and photographs of Nazi propaganda posters which use your exact language to describe those the Nazis considered inferior--Jews, Romany, the mentally/physically handicapped. Tell a big lie enough times, loudly enough, and people will start to believe it. Enough Germans believed those lies that when certain neighbors began to disappear, very few people dared to say anything, for fear of something similar happening to them. Obviously I cannot change your mind...you're too angry for that. I'm just providing you with some historical context. I *asked* that you stop; I didn't *order* you to do so. Surely someone who takes on the handle of the Egyptian goddess of truth and justice can be reasonable, yes?
@goddessmaat9098
@goddessmaat9098 4 жыл бұрын
@@lisagulick4144 history has many lies to it. I don't defend nazi's or anyone who kills Japhethians which is the majority of who died in WW2 and WW1. means nothing to me what you think or think you studied. Yes, I am miffed because this is our world, we have been genocided to an almost extinction so, I have no feelings for hamites and shemites. It is up to God to pass judgement. As for Maat, you have no idea what she stands for. She is the house of the law and oh, well, never mind. people in this satanic realm are not ready for factual truths. I will always tell it like it is and if I believe someone is a useless worthless eater, then I will state it. Again, don't read what you don't like. I am not interested in your feelings. So, mind your own business as I mind my own.
@onemileprophet
@onemileprophet 4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't there more of a fuss about him blocking the CDC guideline for reopening? That is just insane...
@pauldecker4630
@pauldecker4630 4 жыл бұрын
The story was published late yesterday or early today. there may not have been enough time.
@chachacha0011
@chachacha0011 4 жыл бұрын
@@pauldecker4630 Yeah, he's got a lot going on :/
@1958darkstar
@1958darkstar 4 жыл бұрын
The reason there’s no fuss is because Trump screws up SO much they can’t fit all the news in a 24 Hour day.
@michaelgibson6429
@michaelgibson6429 4 жыл бұрын
Duh... KEEP AMERICA GREAT 👍🙌🙌👍
@mechinman
@mechinman 4 жыл бұрын
Because literally nothing in America is real anymore
@MisterChief1117
@MisterChief1117 4 жыл бұрын
Trump saying "I'll be honest" is just about the most disingenuous thing I've ever heard someone say
@Tenchigumi
@Tenchigumi 4 жыл бұрын
You can usually pick up a lot of red flags whenever Trump talks. In particular, any time he uses words.
@Cybershock180
@Cybershock180 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tenchigumi or you can also pick up red flags on him if he is talking straight or answering a reporters questions without yelling at them.
@Cybershock180
@Cybershock180 4 жыл бұрын
@TI mo I'm going to go with the answer D his azz.
@hks2377
@hks2377 4 жыл бұрын
It always makes me think of a salesperson who works on commission. It’s very manipulative, but in a way that should be obvious. “Believe me, I wouldn’t lie, I’ll be honest, Trust me,” etc. It tells me, if I judge by their behavior, I’ll catch them lying & that they feel entitled to tell me what to think.🙄🤦‍♀️
@Miguel.temposhowtime
@Miguel.temposhowtime 4 жыл бұрын
Wait! They’re so bad at lying that she actually contradicted herself. Trump and the cronies don’t need to wear a mask. They were “all tested” yet, in the same breath, she says that the truth of the testing is anyone would need to get tested every hour? Watching this group of individuals is like watching a Scooby Doo Cartoon. They’re all cartoon characters who get caught!! “We would have gotten away with it too. If it wasn’t for our own stupidity!!”
@simmonsgalloway8466
@simmonsgalloway8466 4 жыл бұрын
They are all STUPID !!!
@vs5210
@vs5210 4 жыл бұрын
They don't care about logic or contradictions. Stupid is as stupid does
@joellegreig6955
@joellegreig6955 4 жыл бұрын
He sure loves to say "test" or "testing" 10 thousand times in one sentence.
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever he learns a new word, he has to say it all day..😂😂😂
@KootFloris
@KootFloris 4 жыл бұрын
"Go back to work, corporate serfs, your robber baron lords are losing stocks!"
@KootFloris
@KootFloris 4 жыл бұрын
@Herb Liptow You're right, it is a religion.
@maggiekoch9348
@maggiekoch9348 4 жыл бұрын
That's all I hear from that response.
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 4 жыл бұрын
After the black plague, the serfs that survived actually had it better for a period of time.
@rsr789
@rsr789 4 жыл бұрын
@Herb Liptow Let's sacrifice the children of the 'corporate gods'.
@brightonbabe2139
@brightonbabe2139 4 жыл бұрын
I think the Live and Let Die theme came from the employees. It was them stating their opinion. Americans, the call to war is about making you all cannon fodder. The factory employees know that they are cannon fodder.
@DaveTucker-pp3rd
@DaveTucker-pp3rd 4 жыл бұрын
Brighton Babe 101% true
@Sillybillyilly
@Sillybillyilly 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what happened
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I hope that's true. I just hope nothing happens to them.
@kennethmccollough170
@kennethmccollough170 4 жыл бұрын
FAH🤣😂😅 Trump: “In fact i had a mask on, I had it on back stage” wtf I cant stop laughing...
@okkietrooy7941
@okkietrooy7941 4 жыл бұрын
I love the small jokes with the Thoenbirds, the small chair, the attick door and sometimes involving his children.
@Zoelis17
@Zoelis17 4 жыл бұрын
Freaking unbelievable. I can’t believe she said that it doesn’t make sense to test everyone! That’s exactly what we need to do to safely reopen!!!!! 🤬
@Zoelis17
@Zoelis17 4 жыл бұрын
@fane babanu I am working!
@AtomicPuffin
@AtomicPuffin 4 жыл бұрын
Why should they care they're safe. N yet trumps supporters still vehemently claim that he puts his own personal interest for the better of the American people. If that were true the tests would b given to the people n not the execs that lick his boots
@margorgogo
@margorgogo 4 жыл бұрын
“I had it on back stage ...” yeah he really thinks he is still on a reality show.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
the sad thing is that most of the country thinks this is some sort of sick reality show. And they will go on thinking that until it is too late. Heaven help us.
@alexger85
@alexger85 4 жыл бұрын
It's so revealing
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 4 жыл бұрын
Margo Romero - there must have been poor people “backstage” 😱😷
@astroboyhasguns
@astroboyhasguns 4 жыл бұрын
Six words never summed up this administration better (since "hit the body with tremendous light" and "Oh you're CNN. You're fake news").
@tonybeaddles3214
@tonybeaddles3214 4 жыл бұрын
Back stage when there was no cameras... maybe then took it off for cameras
@LC80776
@LC80776 4 жыл бұрын
He'll never wear a mask because the orange will come off; leaving a white ring on his face and an orange ring on the mask.
@johnyflorez5397
@johnyflorez5397 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
@lauramurphy7849
@lauramurphy7849 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@1moremile845
@1moremile845 4 жыл бұрын
drew OMG 😱 you’re right!!
@joshSmacknMouths
@joshSmacknMouths 4 жыл бұрын
Thats funny hahaha
@Riel1327
@Riel1327 4 жыл бұрын
disrespect our president. that's y all other countries laugh at us. Trump done more 4 us black ppl than ur democrats who destroy our communities
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
TRUMP: "i have 4 masks". 1: No one told me 2: I new before anyone 3: It's everyone else's fault 4: I alone can fix this...Yup, that's 4.
@ritaschuenemann3836
@ritaschuenemann3836 4 жыл бұрын
I have been watching Seth Meyers ever since he started doing his shows from his home over here in Germany. He is doing a great job and helps me keep up my spirits in these crazy times.I have gone to school and lived in the US for several years - part of me is American, in a way. My heart aches and I watch in disbelief what is happening over there.... Why don‘t people stand up and stop this nightmare?!
@sherylF5610
@sherylF5610 4 жыл бұрын
Have you got the blueprint? So much apathy. A lot more people have finally realized that our "public servants" do little for the citizens but much for themselves.
@Gustav_Kuriga
@Gustav_Kuriga 4 жыл бұрын
A worthy successor to Jon Stewart.
@patrickrichmond6531
@patrickrichmond6531 4 жыл бұрын
@@Techvi Your comment is 'retarded'
@FrisbeeGirl
@FrisbeeGirl 4 жыл бұрын
The myth of the "American Dream" and the reality of life in the United States of America are not synonymous and, through history, never have been. This is just an opportunity to take a quick peak at how wide that gap is. I wish more people, both locally and globally, would understand this.
@serious7179
@serious7179 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gustav_Kuriga Trevor is a worthy successor to Jon Stewart. You can love both Seth and Trevor - I do.
@afossavage7690
@afossavage7690 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is scared to go back to work without being tested, while the rest of us essential workers havent been tested the whole time we continued to work. People are already forgetting who has kept the country going for the last 3 months
@bletheringfool
@bletheringfool 4 жыл бұрын
It is crazy. Thankfully where I am from in Northern Ireland, NHS staff are regularly tested and they are using an arena to do it. But far from close to testing everyone. I want pharmacists, supermarket workers postal and courier staff, public transport staff etc to be covered
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 4 жыл бұрын
You know what would rly fix things? If NO ONE went to work at all. If everyone just put their hands in their pockets (or even better, started helping only their community on their own accord-but that's probably asking too much) we could have whatever we wanted. As long as there r serfs willing to plow for the malevolent ruler he will continue to rule.
@afossavage7690
@afossavage7690 4 жыл бұрын
@@sarahoshea9603 A lovely thought, but we still have to survive. Most people who are still working are working to survive, not because we want to. You think we aren't scared of this thing too?
@lanabulmer6360
@lanabulmer6360 4 жыл бұрын
I do not think they have forgotten the heros on the frontline. Sending workers hard hit by the virus back into meat packing companies without safe guards and testing in place is ridiculous and disasterous. It will only cause more community spread of the virus. Unions need to demand safe working conditions before they return, or you frontline hospital workets will be at more risk care for ever increasing and overload/surge of infected people.
@Phentari
@Phentari 4 жыл бұрын
Afos, we're not forgetting. Non-essential workers staying home is a measure intended to protect essential workers, too. Frankly, it sucks that you haven't had regular testing and protective gear since day one--you should. Every essential worker should. You're stuck in a terrible situation. But having the rest of the population out freely mingling would make the situation even worse. I can't do a lot for the folks working at my local grocery store, but I can minimize my trips there, get in and out as fast as possible, and wear a mask while I'm in there. I can't do a lot for the doctors and nurses and EMTs and orderlies in the hospital, but I can stay home and try not to add one more case to their workload.
@tradingfriends
@tradingfriends 4 жыл бұрын
Peak Trump. "I had a mask on. I had 2 masks. Actually four masks, I had so many masks the best masks."
@tradingfriends
@tradingfriends 4 жыл бұрын
Also did anyone else notice the abc news anchor hiding a laugh when trump said they left the cupboards bare?
@JoDee172
@JoDee172 4 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention Seth's dropdead beautiful and adorable baby boys tho?❤
@EmberPines
@EmberPines 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone should remember he destroyed and dismantled the important team and positions of critical agencies
@shierlyngo6013
@shierlyngo6013 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian, and never been more glad not to be an American...
@richardwait1206
@richardwait1206 4 жыл бұрын
Me to
@fionaanderson5796
@fionaanderson5796 4 жыл бұрын
Me three.
@Moon-Lizard
@Moon-Lizard 4 жыл бұрын
Me 4 (canada)
@astroboyhasguns
@astroboyhasguns 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to be Australian too. But I'm as impressed by the resilience of about 50% of Americans as I am by the stupidity of the other half. Americans have survived worse than Trump. Tremendously worse.
@truk5161
@truk5161 4 жыл бұрын
Im wanting to move out of USA...especially if Chump gets re-elected.
@Lovely-sv1ye
@Lovely-sv1ye 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I just watched that Totino’s sketch yesterday on KZfaq. Love you, Vanessa Bayer, wherever you are!
@tswrench
@tswrench 4 жыл бұрын
We have a president who basically conducts himself like Kristen Wiig's character, Penelope, on SNL. 'I wore a mask. I wore 5 masks, actually, because I invented masks, and I get all the best masks, and wrote the movie "Mask," so...'
@helloSanders
@helloSanders 4 жыл бұрын
"I had it on backstage." Oh wow. That one actually surprised me with how authentically insane it sounded. He's just in his own little world, describing all his mistakes as "it wasn't so bad, it was actually great if you think about it."
@randomjoe3941
@randomjoe3941 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was wearing multiple masks while backstage... 🙄
@unknown5397
@unknown5397 4 жыл бұрын
Why would he need to wear 5 masks within a few minutes? He said he wore a 3M mask, an N95 mask and 3 others for a few minutes? SMH. I still don't understand why they can't declare him mentally ill, incompetent and unfit to be president any longer.
@helloSanders
@helloSanders 4 жыл бұрын
@Rolo Tomasi Well, he childishly thought he just needed a mask on for a moment, and that would be enough. He must think it's for /his/ safety, and not to keep the spit in his mouth.
@helloSanders
@helloSanders 4 жыл бұрын
@@4valhalla898 If that's how you understood it, that's fine.
@southsider9638
@southsider9638 4 жыл бұрын
"Everyone who wants a test can get a test..." ~D. Trump. "We dont need to test everyone..." ~Also D. Trump.
@charlespeakjr6337
@charlespeakjr6337 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately coming from the same "genius" who initially told the American people that "I alone can fix everything!" Now he says, "I am not responsible!!" Donald John Trump-a modern-day Nero.
@panchopuskas1
@panchopuskas1 4 жыл бұрын
@ ....she obviously wasn't picked for her brains......
4 жыл бұрын
Tom obviously did any reporter ask her how often is she tested and how about won’t she decline testing since it is nonsensical lol did she think she was making sense or sounding smart?
@charlespeakjr6337
@charlespeakjr6337 4 жыл бұрын
@@panchopuskas1 Notice how she resembles Ivanka.🤤
@petek9541
@petek9541 4 жыл бұрын
Now Trump says he and his staff will be tested everyday, but you front line first responders can wait in line, if we (the feds) ever gets the tests out in mass. Remember what the KUSH said last time he showed up?
@violetblue3347
@violetblue3347 4 жыл бұрын
He should be shelter in place permanently.
@dogsbecute
@dogsbecute 4 жыл бұрын
seth im 29 and i have never really been into talk shows until i found you on youtube. I thought you were an amateur with really good production values until i saw you on tv. then you got quarantined and i have still been watching you and laughing along, even without the audience! I think your deliveries are still on point even with no live feedback. That is very tough. Im a big fan.
@briandriscoll4944
@briandriscoll4944 4 жыл бұрын
"I had it on back, backstage". All the world is a stage and our president has syphilis.
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 4 жыл бұрын
Speaks volumes about him, doesn't it? Everything is a show to him, and what he does when he's not in the spotlight is unimportant.
@TheGoofy1932
@TheGoofy1932 4 жыл бұрын
@ThomasLeeHowell. 😱 Do you not understand the definition of true? Married and true? 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He pays off pornstars and playmates for sex. That was during his present marriage. (though I'm sure it was also true of his other 2 as well)In fact, his other 2 marriages ended due to his adultery. Do his supporters just not understand the definition of words? Is that it? Do we just need to get you all dictionaries?
@DanielTsosie
@DanielTsosie 4 жыл бұрын
Also Trump: I paid my taxes. I can't help if you didn't see me do it.
@LavenderApogee
@LavenderApogee 4 жыл бұрын
Business lizards, best thing I've heard amidst the frightening, sad reality
@LennyJohnson5
@LennyJohnson5 4 жыл бұрын
God knows we've got our problems over here in Britain, but I'm a 63 year-old guy, and I think for the first time in my life I'm looking at America with pity. In my youth it was envy..... better comics, better toys, better TV, better TV dinners(!), the space-race, Hollywood, better standard of life altogether - you only had to buy a pair of Levi's or Wrangler's to appreciate how tall, lean and well-nourished Americans were; if you bought the right waist measurement in the UK the legs were about 6 inches too long! Admittedly, we had the Beatles, the Stones, great photographers and fashion, so I can't grumble too much....😉 But what you did to deserve an idiot like Trump as President is anyone's guess. To call him stupid is - to quote 'A Fish Called Wanda', an insult to stupid people. He is so far beyond parody that people now can't decide whether he's funny or frightening. Please America.... do something, because your prosperity and well-being as a nation has implications for the rest of the world, and this guy is patently ill-equipped to run a second-hand car dealership, let alone the world's premier Superpower. Not a second term... please, please, please 🙏🏽
@pranithgeddapu3432
@pranithgeddapu3432 4 жыл бұрын
Really? bcause i would disagree. He actually got the UK to spend more on its millitary, so the US wouldnt have to carry NATO. BTW in UK, u guys elected your on right wing prime minister, lmao.
@mranonymous7183
@mranonymous7183 4 жыл бұрын
Hey man, you did just did Brexit before he was elected. We needed to do something to out-dumb you.
@LennyJohnson5
@LennyJohnson5 4 жыл бұрын
@@mranonymous7183 I have to say you make a very valid point, which I find it impossible to deny! Kudos to Trump for succeeding!!
@JaIch9999
@JaIch9999 4 жыл бұрын
the well-being of the USA "...has implications for the rest of the world..." I suggest that the rest of the world tries to find ways so that the condition of the USA does not have implications for the rest of the world.
@JaIch9999
@JaIch9999 3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that the owners of the USA have decided to not give him a second term. If that makes it better for the people? I don't think so.
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 4 жыл бұрын
"I had a lot of things going on." Golfing, tweeting, ranting and whining constantly, holding clan rallies, Fox interviews...Yeah, he was too busy.
@lindahughes2289
@lindahughes2289 4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 4 жыл бұрын
Too busy to fund the CDC and pandemic preparedness, or to read reports warning of the virus risk.
@KMCA779
@KMCA779 4 жыл бұрын
Remember how he liked calling Obama the "Golfer in Chief" Man, nothing he said about Obama held up well.
@pcpersonalcensorship3105
@pcpersonalcensorship3105 4 жыл бұрын
This monologue is what i call, hate speech. Liberals sit in an airplane & hope the pilot dies, because they don't like him. Liberalism is a brain disorder. Wasn't a war HRC didn't vote for.
@kyaatt
@kyaatt 4 жыл бұрын
PC PersonalCensorship i mean when the pilot keeps doing barrel rolls and flying sideways between buildings while insisting that no one needs an oxygen mask above 14,000 ft, the passengers are gonna be pretty upset and want someone new
@rodparker4514
@rodparker4514 4 жыл бұрын
“In the Land of The Free and Home of the Brave “,no one is Brave enough to arrest him .
@IngefromGraz
@IngefromGraz 4 жыл бұрын
Rod Parker That’s the problem, nobody has the gumption to butterfly net him and put him in a straight jacket.
@FriendlyRambler
@FriendlyRambler 4 жыл бұрын
If trump isn't removed from office soon we won't be the "Land of The Free" for much longer.
@shazaadibrahim4361
@shazaadibrahim4361 4 жыл бұрын
The US is a shithole country
@attop21
@attop21 4 жыл бұрын
Banana Republic led by ignorangutan
@carlsaganlives4141
@carlsaganlives4141 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Also,how many folks in this country 35 or older? This insane moron is the best we got? This can't go on,jeez.
@TrapGod_JackofAllTrades
@TrapGod_JackofAllTrades 4 жыл бұрын
Haha it was way too relatable when he said he was waiting for his neighbors to stop mowing their lawn to film his bit.
@BikerMeise
@BikerMeise 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laugh because of the squeaking door @10:45 :-D
@keithramsey5637
@keithramsey5637 4 жыл бұрын
He said he had it on “backstage” because he views this whole thing... this world, this life, as a reality tv show.
@peterbrough2461
@peterbrough2461 4 жыл бұрын
He's always mugging for the camera too. Comical.
@TooLittleInfo
@TooLittleInfo 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. That's why he's so obsessed with ratings.
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron 4 жыл бұрын
"Like a dad chaperoning his 13 year old daughter on a date" While telling her date "You know if she weren't my daughter *I'd* be the one dating her".
@martinjameshughes
@martinjameshughes 4 жыл бұрын
that door squeak at 10:51 that almost broke Seth hahahaha
@73ballerina
@73ballerina 4 жыл бұрын
Yes Seth Meyers!!!!!! From Ireland... Loving your podcasts...
@emilyb.8219
@emilyb.8219 4 жыл бұрын
On the news tonight: "After an aide tested positive for the coronavirus, the president was tested and came back negative--" Me: Damn it
@MeredithDomzalski
@MeredithDomzalski 4 жыл бұрын
Heh, I'm sometimes ashamed of myself for thinking it, but yeah.
@OG-19
@OG-19 4 жыл бұрын
I really think he can’t remember what happened a day ago. Only an insane person would tell such obvious lies. I don’t know which one is more of a detriment to the country.
@javierrruiz1
@javierrruiz1 4 жыл бұрын
well, you will have joe Biden, he seems like a smart guy to me.
@xymonau2468
@xymonau2468 4 жыл бұрын
A ten year old would. Well, maybe an eight year old.
@sharoncronin5053
@sharoncronin5053 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime he open his mouth its devastating to the American people so therefore to the country
@wasiq008
@wasiq008 4 жыл бұрын
@@javierrruiz1 Biden is the lesser of two evils. A whole lot lesser.
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 4 жыл бұрын
Or, a person whose job it is to sow confusion and chaos in America.
@anthonyparadiso1a
@anthonyparadiso1a 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever Seth impersonates Trump, it's really good and really funny.
@refererererer
@refererererer 4 жыл бұрын
Oh please STOP ASKING HIM TO WEAR A MASK! Let him contract the disease! That's going to be good for the country.
@pcpersonalcensorship3105
@pcpersonalcensorship3105 4 жыл бұрын
Mid flight on the airplane one liberal passenger turns to the other & says, " i hope the pilot dies because i hate him". Liberalism really is a brain disorder. Stop hoping America fails you moron.
@ohmiohwa4199
@ohmiohwa4199 4 жыл бұрын
@PC hey man S T O P Acting stupid.
@pcpersonalcensorship3105
@pcpersonalcensorship3105 4 жыл бұрын
@@ohmiohwa4199 S T O P hoping America fails.
@pcpersonalcensorship3105
@pcpersonalcensorship3105 4 жыл бұрын
@WhatThaHail? Even Joe Biden makes more sense than you, and he is senile.
@Erin-Thor
@Erin-Thor 4 жыл бұрын
Actually... there’s some logic to being the only person in the room without a mask... There’s zero chance of getting infected from anyone because everyone else is wearing a mask. I mean he’s not giving it to them, or getting from them as they all have masks on. All he has to do is say that as president he’s safe, and needs to put his face out there. But no.... he can’t be honest.
@mats7492
@mats7492 4 жыл бұрын
"Its a big club.. AND YOURE NOT IN IT" - George Carlin
@NaturallyKristen86
@NaturallyKristen86 4 жыл бұрын
Backstage??!?!?! Lmao!!!! Seriously we can’t make this up!! Trump has me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kimr1760
@kimr1760 4 жыл бұрын
He thinks he's on a show, I'm convinced now.
@CT-vm4gf
@CT-vm4gf 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s give those machines everything they bargained for boys!
@oscarmedina1303
@oscarmedina1303 4 жыл бұрын
The Orange Cheeto stopped being funny when people started dying.
@Garbimba1900
@Garbimba1900 4 жыл бұрын
Love you back, Seth and team!
@leifsrensen2702
@leifsrensen2702 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks a 1000.... you hit it spot on everytime:-) Love from Denmark
@philipgage1072
@philipgage1072 4 жыл бұрын
The graph he's holding up isn't testing it's total deaths per country.
@ogawasan5581
@ogawasan5581 4 жыл бұрын
He said he wore it in the " backstage " of a factory , Omg i'm dead ahahahahahah
@sarina76667
@sarina76667 4 жыл бұрын
Finally! Someone else noticed that!! “Backstage”??? Ugh!! Every time he does something that makes it blatantly obvious this is all just another reality show to him it makes me want to scream!! I grew up in theater and have performed in various productions all my life! At some point, even method actors, wipe the glitter out of their eyes and decompress!! If you get through a production and you haven’t bled for that audience and your fellow actors and crew at some point, you’re not doing it right! It’s just mind boggling! I have seen children and animals with more professionalism! And with a better grasp of reality! Someone smack him! Smack him really hard with a cattle prod!
@bethe192
@bethe192 4 жыл бұрын
@@sarina76667 Ummmm. Seth noticed it. It's in the video.
@randomjoe3941
@randomjoe3941 4 жыл бұрын
If you pay attention he also said he was wearing multiple masks.. The overwhelming level of stupidity on display is incredible.
@sarina76667
@sarina76667 4 жыл бұрын
Beth E Yes. I know, but no one else in the comment section mentioned it till I saw this comment. And I know my exasperation about this particular topic seems out of proportion and irrelevant. And perhaps it is just me raging over a pet peeve. However, it’s like it’s a signal to me of just how far outside of reality he is. He’s not an actor. He’s not even a child playing make believe. Because both understand there’s a difference between that and reality. Same goes for getting lost in the world of a good book, movie, tv show, or video game. He’s more like a delusional mental patient having fully immersive hallucinations to me. And he’s trying to convince everyone that his hallucinations are real. And the scariest part is that some people are buying it.
@lancearmstrong5213
@lancearmstrong5213 4 жыл бұрын
I love the smell of Lysol in the morning...it reminds me of...Victory!
@Lucky_Chase
@Lucky_Chase 4 жыл бұрын
Seth Meyers: The King of the Segway. Segway Seth.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 4 жыл бұрын
"Live and Let Die" needs to be his campaign theme music....
@aaronburtram3175
@aaronburtram3175 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone from GnR would want Trumpilestiltskin's taint on it
@bludhound73
@bludhound73 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Burtram it’s originally a Paul McCartney song.
@p7outdoors297
@p7outdoors297 4 жыл бұрын
That and "Bad to the Bone"
@aaronburtram3175
@aaronburtram3175 4 жыл бұрын
@@bludhound73 yeah, I don't think he would allow it either.
@sicfrynut
@sicfrynut 4 жыл бұрын
why is there music in the background when the company rep is explaining his product ??
@WhereOceansMeeet
@WhereOceansMeeet 4 жыл бұрын
He calls us 'warriors' but what he really means is 'carriers'.
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
Draft dodger calls us warriors 🙄🤨🤔
@justinfowler2857
@justinfowler2857 4 жыл бұрын
@@chloekey8043 Cadet Bone spurs!
@justinfowler2857
@justinfowler2857 4 жыл бұрын
Actually the tRump term is sucker.
@johno7617
@johno7617 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Faller VOTE Blue!! End the gop swamp in november
@judeirwin2222
@judeirwin2222 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. What he should say is that, as a result of his ignorance, dead soul and malevolent spirit is that "Americans must become WORRIERS".
@supermahmoud
@supermahmoud 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 39 and I know/love that 3 Doors Down album with Kryptonite: The Better Life, what an amazing album
@patriciawright8786
@patriciawright8786 4 жыл бұрын
I will never tire of this. Whoever put that song over the intercom is my hero! Matter of fact, I love this entire factory. The worker who kept WORKING while "the president" does what he does best: Nods his head, & pretends he understands. IF, I had a million dollars. : ( I would buy them all a day off.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
McEnany: "Lets dismiss a myth about tests right now..." Translation: Silly Plebeians, your lives don't matter.
@charlesbenca5357
@charlesbenca5357 4 жыл бұрын
It's not a bad point but, in the current state of the pandemic, it's still factually wrong and testing must be done.
@ItsAsparageese
@ItsAsparageese 4 жыл бұрын
@@charlesbenca5357 It's a terrible point. It's not even a point. Nobody has ever said "let's test every single American all at one moment ASAP". It's not anywhere near realistic nor practical. She attacked a straw-position that she could exaggerate to make the whole prospect of testing sound ridiculous. She didn't make a point, she perverted the question into a deflection.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
@@ItsAsparageese she said she'd never lie. . .
@charlespeakjr6337
@charlespeakjr6337 4 жыл бұрын
It's like that Twilight Zone episode where "The needs of the State and its leaders, are more important and paramount than any individual and their issues. Matters of the State will always come First, without exception." So Orange Foolius (Trump) and his minions in the West Wing, will get tested for COVID-19 every day, while there are a lack of tests throughout the country. He has relaxed the social distancing protocols across the country and allowed most of the States to do a limited reopening, when they haven't reached their initial target goals, and yet, both the positive COVID & death tolls numbers are still spiking upwards. Trump doesn't care about the people in this Country, nor does he show any compassion over the lives that have been lost. He only cares about the stock market and trying to save his re-election campaign to keep his control.
@charlespeakjr6337
@charlespeakjr6337 4 жыл бұрын
@Alex M To be blunt, Greed. Or to put it another way. Considering that she is now on Trump's payroll. Here's a part of a lyric from a Lynyrd Skynyrd song called "Preacher Man". "Ain't it funny How a little money Cheap talkin' honey Can turn a sunny day to gray And we all got to pay."
@cidiracing7481
@cidiracing7481 4 жыл бұрын
"Look we tested over 7 Million people, we are number one." Just an example of some countries that tested more based on population size (too many to list all of them). Canada, Slovenia, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Norway, New Zealand, Ireland, UAE etc.
@rojh9351
@rojh9351 4 жыл бұрын
That graph is also clearly the Covid cases over time graph.
@RyanValizan
@RyanValizan 4 жыл бұрын
America is 41st in test per capita in the world right now. Far from #1, like many other factors of measure in this world.
@S.Parrow
@S.Parrow 4 жыл бұрын
@@RyanValizan There's clearly a 1 in 41! You need to think Presidentially!
@AgentOccam
@AgentOccam 4 жыл бұрын
By contrast, other countries *not* doing so well at the moment: Brazil, Russia, Belarus, the UK. It's almost as if populist dickheads run the country the country tends to do worse.
@peterbrough2461
@peterbrough2461 4 жыл бұрын
"Figures don't lie - but liars can figure" - ancient adage.
@vanassarinleeanupat3973
@vanassarinleeanupat3973 4 жыл бұрын
All about himself, ever since he's been a president. We should change his name to Trash instead calling him Trump.
@LDixon007
@LDixon007 4 жыл бұрын
"Trashcan Man"
@ALu-nq8rf
@ALu-nq8rf 4 жыл бұрын
Oscar the Grouch would not appreciate that.
@linzjan4276
@linzjan4276 4 жыл бұрын
Vanassarin Leeanupat I prefer trump the champ
@jcannon199
@jcannon199 4 жыл бұрын
You should change your name.
@rubenjames6201
@rubenjames6201 4 жыл бұрын
Seth, I love your show. Humour unrivalled. Greetings from over the pond. Please do more on Boris ''bungling' Johnson !!
@madisonmoffat5613
@madisonmoffat5613 4 жыл бұрын
That look on Trump's face while being told about the masks is boredom. That is how a narcissist responds when the topic is not about them.
@strummer511
@strummer511 4 жыл бұрын
Trump has a tell: when his mouth moves, he's lying.
@alexanderburawa9307
@alexanderburawa9307 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget his tiny accordion pumping hands. The faster they pump, the bigger the lie.
@PlatoonGoon
@PlatoonGoon 4 жыл бұрын
If he's breathing he's deceiving
@nunyabusiness3516
@nunyabusiness3516 4 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been typed.
@Msmayberry55
@Msmayberry55 4 жыл бұрын
strummer511 Does his mouth still look like one to you? To me it IT LOOKS LIKE A PUCKERED ASSHOLE....that has evolved over the years because ALL THAT COMES OUT OF IT...IS PURE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!!
@Corn_Pone_Flicks
@Corn_Pone_Flicks 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, now, that's being a little unfair...he might also be eating a cheeseburger.
@lesaboo4740
@lesaboo4740 4 жыл бұрын
Seth this is one of your best !
@olgak.2728
@olgak.2728 4 жыл бұрын
Ya, Trump do not need mask, he is taking Lysol- Bleach shots.
@jmag579
@jmag579 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever blasted live and let die deserves a bonus!
@stephaniepayne6566
@stephaniepayne6566 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Maggi or a test!
@syafsmith5085
@syafsmith5085 4 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Lee Howell For starters, Trump did praise Xi for being successful at "containing" the coronavirus outbreak as far back as late January. Maybe Trump should go to China.
@bryonmiller4326
@bryonmiller4326 4 жыл бұрын
They should have played "It's the End of the world" by R.E.M.
@phoenixzappa7366
@phoenixzappa7366 4 жыл бұрын
"You give me fever"
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 4 жыл бұрын
“Feeling hot hot hot”
@cobman9743
@cobman9743 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 3 years in he still blames Obama for stuff joke of a president
@randomjoe3941
@randomjoe3941 4 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters are so stupid they blame Obama for the 9/11 attack.
@philipberggren1823
@philipberggren1823 4 жыл бұрын
Most pathetic thing is that he claims he got nothing...when the reason he have nothing from the last administration is that he removed EVERYTHING that Obama had a hand in.
@coreystewart8322
@coreystewart8322 4 жыл бұрын
How Trump sees his world and tries to sell it to anyone that will listen. 👇 👇 Covid 19👉Obama's fault 1.3 Million confirmed cases in the US👉Obama's fault 75000+Covid 19 Deaths👉Obama's fault Lack of PPD's👉Obama's fault Lack of ventilators👉Obama's fault Economic crash👉Obama's fault 2 Trillion dollar Fed bailout👉Obama's fault 35 Million Unemployed👉Obama's fault Alabama tornado👉Obama's fault Murder Hornets👉Obama's fault Jared Kushner's pasty prepubescent body👉Obama's fault Global Warming (even though Trump doesn't believe in the scientific idea of global warming)👉Still Obama's fault
@dylananderson1867
@dylananderson1867 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, can we get a writer shout-out for whoever wrote "resting the-dean-will-hear-about-this face"? That was awesome.
@priscianusjr
@priscianusjr 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I liked that too.
@82luft49
@82luft49 4 жыл бұрын
This man is the Pied Piper of our country leading us into oblivion
@ashbass5
@ashbass5 4 жыл бұрын
Democrats: We the People Republicans: We the Businesses
@ithemba
@ithemba 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you DO know that all the corporate Democrat leadership are at least 100 mio dollar heavy, yes? And that Diane Feinstein did just the same shady stock sell offs after being briefed confidentially on Covid as the Republicans, yes? These ghules all serve the exact same masters.
@paulallen579
@paulallen579 4 жыл бұрын
​@darillio The GOP doesn’t represent businesses because they're rich, they represent businesses because they pass legislation and make decisions that favor businesses over people. The Democrats do that too sometimes, but not even nearly to the same extent as the GOP.
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
darillio so, they’re rich. Not all of them. But that doesn’t stop them from remembering it’s We the People. And the Progressives are not in it for the $, they sincerely want to improve life for all the people. Elizabeth Warren, Bernie, AOC, there’s a long list.
@pelmel1990
@pelmel1990 4 жыл бұрын
Dems are complicit. They're all rich white people trying to keep themselves rich.
@Theproclaimed
@Theproclaimed 4 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Read how exactly? Please write up a list of all the legislation the dems has proposed that only benefit the rich....
@CarbedVeganVixen
@CarbedVeganVixen 4 жыл бұрын
"So what is it exactly you do around here?" "Uh, various, many big activities"
@peacemonger766
@peacemonger766 4 жыл бұрын
Not just big - Hyuuuuuge!
@lonewolf982000
@lonewolf982000 4 жыл бұрын
"I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!!!!"
@civicgsr19
@civicgsr19 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the reporter asking Trump what exactly he did in feb. to prepare for this virus... "A lot"
@edgywagy145
@edgywagy145 4 жыл бұрын
Vegan Vixen Big, huge, beautiful activities
@edgywagy145
@edgywagy145 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher James 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼 What can we expect from an Old Fart
@rutherfordhaze
@rutherfordhaze 4 жыл бұрын
Go Seth! We respect your work, and we love you!! - Rutherford, age 67, Prague
@charliecallcut2219
@charliecallcut2219 4 жыл бұрын
"I was wearing a mask, you just didn't see it' childish response, as usual. 'See this line, goes all the way up...' Oblivious to what the chart actually means, it's all about the line being longer, doesn't matter what it means or the parameters it was created from
@jaynorris3722
@jaynorris3722 4 жыл бұрын
Should have had blue oyster cult playing' don't fear the reaper.'
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
Or "The End" by The Doors.
@johntao6822
@johntao6822 4 жыл бұрын
Only if we can have more cow bell
@kingofarkansas2710
@kingofarkansas2710 4 жыл бұрын
and trump would be playing the cowbell
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 4 жыл бұрын
"The End of the World as We Know It"
@ItsAsparageese
@ItsAsparageese 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly that song isn't actually about death so much as fear of commitment/change. "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica comes to mind
@RachelleGrahamwriter
@RachelleGrahamwriter 4 жыл бұрын
I come out of suburbia, Utah, with almost everything already re-opened, even though cases are on the rise and so are deaths while testing is average. My parents are elderly. The conservative nature of people still being so far up Trumps ass they think wearing a mask in public is somehow holocaust, is hard to deal with. Only I have dealt with much worse so I try to use patience with them. Oh, it is hard. So, it is refreshing beyond belief to watch you every Monday to Thursday. THANK YOU!! Muchisimo. From me and my husband, a Colombian native, who also enjoys my mood lift as I laugh every night. We may be ineligible for a stimulus checks and he is waiting for his work card, but thank God standard TV is still free.
@Avrysatos
@Avrysatos 4 жыл бұрын
I live in Delaware, where we're still requiring masks in public and starting today we're allowing non-essential businesses to open but not for people to go in the stores, people can purchase stuff by phone and internet and have employees bring it to their cars. coronavirus.delaware.gov/latest-data/ This is what happens when the state follows the guidelines instead of the partisan junk that trump and his people are spewing to try to keep the poor working until they die. It's not like they can't just hire another, right? Stocks need to go up.. It's sickening. I played the outer worlds, a video game, a few months back and it had a very rotten form of capitalism. This is actually the kind of crap that was happening in the first town you go into. IN A DYSTOPIAN VIDEO GAME. I just.. I'm so sorry you're stuck in this situation. I hope your family and your parents stay safe and well.
@bscottp666
@bscottp666 4 жыл бұрын
Patience is the word right? I am here in Maryland and though I am sure our situations different, I feel you... Thanks. We may be divided but we are not alone. Lets keep laughing when we can!)
@krystalgardiner5591
@krystalgardiner5591 4 жыл бұрын
Honey Graham Bernal I don’t understand that either.. they knew we would have economic problems closing the country, and they closed it- which I agree with.. but then once the problems start happening everyone freaks out and gotta open everything. So now we’ll have big economic problems, and in about a month a crap ton more people Will be sick and dying. If we were going to close it, it should have been made worth while. It was a waste of time honestly. He makes his decisions purely based on whether he has approval ratings, so he can win again. Idk why the sheeple who follows him don’t see him for what he is.
@Carvin5150CFH
@Carvin5150CFH 4 жыл бұрын
@Krystal Gardiner Sheep have never had a reputation for being very bright.
@Misses-Hippy
@Misses-Hippy 4 жыл бұрын
My condolences. Get out as soon as you can.
@nEthing4Her
@nEthing4Her 4 жыл бұрын
Great stuff, Seth. And the doggy is adorable.
@paulabartholomew8497
@paulabartholomew8497 4 жыл бұрын
Does Mr Quality Of Testing even realize the kits he has been using have a 48% rate of false reports?
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