“You are stupid so I’ll make myself clear, you are stupid” is one of my favorite lines from oblivion besides when a female argonian says “someone help assault! ASSSSSAAULT!”

"I should be reading out your rights.. but you have NONE" a beautiful quote

Sucks that all the imperial guards lost their jobs when the Thalmor invaded. Good thing most of them were able to find jobs in Skyrim working as couriers.

By the way, about the meme guards... One evening while playing Oblivion, after another cheese dupping session, the frostcrag spire was filled with cheese, so I decided to sell it in the imperial city, when I went to the trading district, I noticed that the guard at this location ran to a nearby gate in gardens, then made a circle through the whole city to Talos Plaza, interestingly, from all areas they gathered a convoy of guards and left the city, passing the bridge, this horde of 16+/- nps went north on the circular road that around (I forgot proper name of this road) the city, then the east, where two guards was killed by a bear, and all the others ran further east, on the way I was robbed by a Khajit, and then burned by the local magicians in front of all the guards, but that's not the point. Further along the road led to the south, where a minotaur ran out of the hills near the forest and killed about 5 guards, I resurrected few through the console and they ran further to everyone, passing the ruins and the forest, this poor convoy got into an "ambush" of bandits, where a couple of guards died, but when everything was over they stood in one place for a few minutes and then ran again... The road led to the west where on the coast they met 3 wolves who tore the unfortunate guards apart and only 4 survived (they will be all dead without my help btw), after that they turned around and with a slow step, oh yes I forgot to say, they were running all this time, that is, their goal is a pack of wolves to the southeast of the main exit! But they decided to run around the entire circular road, lost almost the entire personnel guarding the city to a damn pack of wolves and then slowly go back! This journey took 20-30 minutes, my money and a promise that I would not use console in this run. Oh yeah and my game completely softlocked when Martin refuses to accept that he's already in Cloud Ruler Temple and waited from me to take him there

- Get out of here or I'll call the guards! - Jokes on you, I AM the guard!

12:12 In reality the entire village is asleep and the voices you hear are all inside his head

It actually should have been a quest line to be a guard though

american police simulator

RRRRRRUN AWAYYYY

Oh I totally wouldn't be a disaster as a guard 😂😂😂. And huge thanks for the video great job keep it up

Keep up the great work man, these videos are always great

Poor S'rathad, just a scared Khajiit expressing his fears, and *Bam!* no more worries for S'rathad ever again

That character actually looks terrifying in full plate armor

I love how you said we’ve been “ Breaking the Law lately “ like we haven’t been breaking the law ever since it came out 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Swing sword first, ask questions never!

*Dude wants to be an Oblivion Guard, but is actually a vigilante worse than Punisher*

So you're a guard, huh? Name every Redguard who's resisted arrest

Just walking my dog and I am looking forward to watching this when I get home on the big screen. Only downside is only 12 minutes. I could watch a full hour ha ha

3:01 man I was rolling laughing...he should've known better not to stop and ask and just leave it alone

I have to say, at first I didnt like your Humour but now I cant get enough of it. Love every Video and they feel unique whilst having rewatch Value. Keep it up

I love your vids so much cool dude. Hope you have a great day : )

Pink Adam Driver.

Breaking News: New policy in all of Cyradil, All guards must be equipped with functioning body cameras during on duty hours. Failure to comply will result in being fired..... out of a canon, into the sun.

He's no longer the Hero of Kvatch, he's the Pink Guard

We watch and wait...

So cool you got Sam Riegel to pose for the thumbnail

Lit content as always!

awesome glad you did this.

Oh, boy.

You never would of been imprisoned if you had just rememebered to plant iron daggers and empty skooma bottles. Ipso facto use of deadly force authorized.

Lessss gooooo new vid

9:09 HES WHAT?!

This man does not believe in Caturday 😢

This would be so much better if half the world wasn’t unkillable

I love you truly

I dont know if this was the goal of this video but could you make a "killing every (unique) NPC in skyrim/oblivion?" Video/series?

Fine evening.

bro turned off his bodycam 💀

Hoarder challenge?

so did i comment first

It would be awesome if it was possible to burn down Greyland instead of just going in and killing the dealers. Way more fun i think

It would be cool if you do this in skyrim

Bravil is the best city for this.

I don't know how to make this request any simpler, but DID YOU SEE A DOG OUT THERE?

Could you please beat the game with spells

What could go wrong?

I should be reading out your rights but you have none "American police"