Brian: Hm. Maybe I'll go watch the remake of Cats. Thrak: *after burning down every theater * Not today, Brian.

That's a true hero

IM THE 1K LIKE YOU CANT STOO ME!!!

Thrak is the true comrade

Because that's not how you're suppose to play the game

there goes my hero

Not today Brian not today.

Maarten Burger Nice try, but no one is gonna replace Az-Laar

Maarten Burger shut yo sensitive ass up

Never mind i just cried

me too

500th like I am

Same

Me too and i never played this game.

In my first game through I had a orc named thrak I didn't know I could garrison my orcs and it would keep them back then and every day I remember the times he saved my life in the game

;à

Thrak has helped Brian *cheat death* multiple times

Loving the GoT reference

I love the implication that the God of Death is named Brian in your microsetting.

🤢🤮

Venom Snake RAAAH!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAHG!!! Wait... dats da wrog franchize...

@@matthewyeldig4608 zog, ya mangy git.

@@Nugnugnug Oi! Youz in dis comment seksion too!

WWOOOOAAAAAAA

Yes. I need a bro-tier uruk in my life.

Rob Majito Brourk Hai

Shoutout to those who have a friend with bro-tier Uruk relationships

The power of the Shadow of series and the nemesis system!

@@dj11o9er yes

It's been a bit since I played the sequel. One dude has become such an unstoppable trap master I actively feared his arrival.

@@dj11o9er kinda wish they didn't copyright it so we could have many more games with the nemesis system

​@@NeoBlitz13 😂

Here is your thousandths like. Excellent comment

thank you for explaining the the joke

​@@alirezahabadi3320thanks for being a dick no one needed it.

@@alirezahabadi3320 Where do I put my baseball bat?

Congrats that was the entire fucking point of the advert

yup

Mhm

Agreed and I miss shadow of war so much

@@Rdr2453 ok

@@Rdr2453 You can replay it. I do it all the time personally

"Not today Josh" Yeah no sex for you...you asked for it

That's Depressing

Do you mean "as a friend"...?

No shit!

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nd2gd8hkzse1j3U.html

Wow, I remember that movie.

"They invented"? Hah! Thrak himself invented it specifically for this reason!

i love living on ear

Brian: *literally 10,000 years old and just a brain in a jar* Thrak, I've watched civilizations rise and fall, I'm no longer able to feel... Life is nothing... Please... Thrak: *evil grin* ...not today, Brian

@@lockerbuddy2039 Then in 40,000 when Brian is given a fully robotic body that allows him to learn and know and explore and do so much beyond his former form: "You were right. This was really worth the wait and the fight to get here. You were right all along. And all it took was you saying..." *gives a soft smile* Thrak: *gives a friendly smile and pats his closest friend's shoulder gently* "...not today, Brian."

COME ON BRIAN NO STRUGGLING!

"Today, Brian."

It’s been a long time since a KZfaq comment made me laugh out loud but that one did it. Well done

Death: Time to go, Brian. Brian: Wait- Death: Listen, Brian, you've had plenty of ti- Brian: I want Thrak to come with me. Death: .... **[Sniffles and wipes away tear before clearing his throat]** O-okay, he can come. Thrak: Today, Brian. Brian: Yes, today, Thrak.

New title " Thrak Pillow smotherer"

Dude wtf that's such an underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂

biggest OUF-moment ever!

And then Brian has to decapitate Thrak like a little bitch.

Hahaha damn that is stone cold 😂😂😂

killed his blood-brother

wow just noticed that ,such a small cool detail

Also thrak is clearly younger as the video goes on

@@OK-yy6qz. And his armor is brighter/less tarnished. Early in the video is quite blackened and it's a little hard to tell what Tribe he is, could be Mystic or Dark -- but when Brian saves Thrak it's clearly shiny gold Marauder Tribe armor. Thrak the Golden, Marauder Tracker, Overlord of Nurnen (guessing given the background)

​@@hagamapamahow did you got all that info, is the game so much detailed? If so is damn amazing!

@@Frank-im2ku Yes. He's not carrying a heavy weapon so he's a Warrior Tracker. (no shield or second weapon = warrior). Berzerkers, slayers or Tanks have more scars. Can't be a Marksman because no crossbow. Can't be a Beastmaster because they tend to wear pelts or bits of animals. Can't be a destroyer because destroyers tend to have burn marks, pustules or cursed skin depending on the element they wield that leaves Tracker, Assassin, Commander or Trickster, and I'm guessing tracker because tricksters don't tend to wear armor plate, Commanders tend to wear special armor with a banner on the back, and assassins tend to cover their face. As for tribes the Marauder tribe is the only one that uses golden armor. Easiest ID. loccation wise, There's too much sunlight on the map where his ass gets saved for it to be any map other than Nurnen (It could be Minas Ithil but you can never have orcs in Minas Ithil and it's never that bright when it becomes Minas Morgul and you can have orcs there. Could be Lithlad I suppose but the buildings in Lithlad look different and Lithlad wasn't out when the game was just released and wouldn't be part of the promotional materials. Interestingly, the background is from a particular sawmill just outside the keep in Nurnen, and it's obvious that Marauders are the overlords of Nurnen, since no one else gold-plates the walls of the keep like that.

Best part is, the trailer isn't exaggerating. Orcs CAN be this loyal. If you help them, protect them, and give them chances to win their battles, the will save your life if they can. Sometimes mine even give me treasure orcs and intel orcs because they want to help me. And more than once an orc has cheated death and stayed loyal for me. One such is current Overlord of Seregost.

​@@hagamapamaI love this. And could elaborate on how? Because I wish to treat my Uruk army correctly for the bright goth. *looks at clothing* dark goth? Uhhh let's settle it in gray goth or gray lord

is a good game?

that same orc can kill you if you kill an orc that turns out to be his brother, really cool system, also sometimes orcs comeback from death as half machines to kill you lol

Thanks, orc Gandalf!

Bust your ass working to provide for your kids and they will do that to ya.

I kinda assume that Brian just woke up to see his friend one last time.

@@R41Ryan Yeah Thrak woke him up with his presence.

Not today Brian.

Guarding angel

Or Prak....

Михаил Пашковский prak jaws prak jaws!

Honestly, I kinda did as a kid, in the form of my cousin and the few real friends I had (I was pretty shy as a kid, so I had a hard time approaching people I wasn't familiar with). A bunch of bullies (there were probably around 12 of them) had me surrounded (and probably planned to beat me up simply because I was small and timid as a kid), and then my cousin and friends showed up and got them to back off. That one moment made a *huge* difference for me as a kid. Just knowing that I had people I could count on to watch my back when it really mattered made all the difference in the world.

gamester512 Damn bro thats deep and im glad to hear your cousin and your friend had your back bro u had more than one thrak

I think the lesson is that first you have to become a Brian to deserve a Thrak.

For real, it's odd that you can make a game where the same motherfucker that you wanna kill can also be the same motherfucker that you desperately want to stay by your side. What a fun damn time!

I kept the very first orc I ever recruited alive. He was there from the moment it began, and he was there for the last defense. Ghura the Golden will never be forgotten.

@@hagamapamaThat’s honestly a really badass name

I miss mine, he was called Nazú the dark or Nazú the night I don't quite remember. He was dark tribe and worshipped Sauron, but stayed with me and I tried to keep him alive but one day we were fighting and he. Died.. I wish he had lived, he was supposed to live

In Shadow of Mordor. I had this weak orc enemy that I always humiliated, his name was "Krahkorn the Shadow". He was a grey orc, not a Uruk-hai or if he was, then he was a scrawny one. He was an archer, and I would always let him flee, this was early in the game. He had eventually gotten stronger, and gained a trait that gave him exploding arrows. He was in an ambush of five different Orc Captains. They all wanted to kill me, and Krahkorn was the only one who survived... It wasn't because I killed them, quite the contrary... Krahkorn shot one arrow... He shot one arrow, and it killed them all... Or it was one for each... I believe it was only one arrow, they all died, and he tried to fight me... I humiliated him yet again, and he fled as always, because I would always let him. It was the last time I got to see him flee... As usual, I would track him down and humiliate him, but a high cliff was where he fell... I was throwing him closer and closer to the edge, grabbing him and throwing him towards it as he was green... I never meant to throw him off and kill him... Or if he wasn't dead... Then what the hell was at the final battle..? Leading the charge... As the Orc Lord, that was had the battle speech and lead the Talons of Sauron, not as the leader, but as his own name... KRAHKORN THE SHADOW.... He couldn't be recurited, which I was planning to do since the beginning, but I had made the mistake and he fell to the abyss... To return as a Onii'... -Jack (He couldn't be recruited during the last battle, that then would be the final boss fight in Shadow of Mordor.)

bandoleiro starts playing*

I don't have friends, I have family.

George Lanadar I will love that and have him be my right hand man.

George Lanadar these guys are Urks! Not orcs

George Lanadar i was saved by one of my uruks who Said not today boss i instantly made him overlord

His happened to me, a sniper:"not today Bright lord"

@@lawrencewidemouth in one of my playthroughs, I was battling an overlord, about to die, but then one of my guys saved me, made him overlord. He wasn't the strongest of my guys, but he earned it

Well no....but yes

it's kinda good though ngl

Yeah, what the heck hahaha, I"m not complaining though!

Cowon ThePlane it's my favourite game, and trust me I've played a lot, over 64 to be exact

*Yep that’s what happened to me.*

Yeah it surely is an orc called Greg

Yes

@@DjangoCaron I didn't realized it what you meant window of the window until I looked back at my comment lol. 😂

Greg

Thrak not to day Brian Brian not be thrak They both die The end

Just hope they aren't putting money in marketing that should've been put into development... big risk with AAA games

They litteraly pushed back the release date for better development, that shows that they're deicated to giving us a good game doesn't it?

Litteraly didn't expect people to like my comment haha, but hey if your Marketing Department is looking for intern :D (just sayin)

It is the best kind of torture

I mean look at those masks, id say they cost what maybe $75 at most.

ironic since this is the opposite of the meme.

Stealthyhunter no its not, Thrak was dominated and is in Brians army

No I mean theres a meme that goes along the lines of looking at a noose and saying "Not today, my friend" because of something.

Oh, my bad

It's from the Simpsons, Moe says "not today, my old friend" while looking at a noose in his bar

That actually is me saying it all the time to my team

Guys I know he half a kilometre away but, I got an hyperfixation to save that guy so here's my medic crate and ima go revive them.

OH NO YOU DONT! DONT YOU DARE DIE ON ME!!-a dedicated medic player since bf3

@@greyman7605 or a newbie like me who just plays bf1

Medic gang rise up, and catch your battle buddies as they fall

Blame the devs they copy righted the system no ones allowed to make a similar game

@@theduke9292 oh I know they did, but the copyright should be expiring soon, unless they reapply it.

@@Mathew2190 I think the patent ends in 2035 or somethjng

Anthonie Santic not today Brian

Anthonie Santic my name is Brian

Better love story than twilight. (No homo)

Just Josh thats so true tho😂

Anthonie Santic 666th like

With you there bud. I could've used more orc conquests and fortresses in place of the whole Nazgul stuff, but as it is, Shadow of War is great. I also had lots of moments with orcs similar to Thrak, one particular the guy I brought from Shadow of Mordor, "Goroth the Gentle" he was called. Ironically, he became one of the biggest badasses I had on command and I even made him Overlord as a reward for his loyalty. Saved my ass so many times as my bodyguard too. Then there was a guy called "the Serpent" who I had to break in a few times but he eventually became my good soldier too. Even helped me put down a betrayer, "the Butcher." Then there was that one time this game genuinely made me feel like a horrible person accidentally. I targeted an uruk named "Shaka the Hunter" and shamed him once to get him down to my level. Well that one shaming broke his mind and he became "Shaka the Ruined", only saying "I TRIED! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH I TRIED?!" So I tried helping him out on a ghoul hunt to get him into my army and give him a better place, but not only did he get ambushed by THREE OTHER CAPTAINS while he was on his hunt, the saddest part is, while I was wading into battle against the three other assholes, intending to exact divine vengeance upon their ratfaces for bullying the poor guy when he's already so down, Shaka got killed and eaten by ghuls. Not going to lie it felt horrible, like I did something truly awful and dickish, even though I tried saving him. But the guilt just stayed, y'know?

I had someone like that-His name was “Nakra The Wrestler” He was the FIRST Orc I EVER got, And he was so freaking loyal he cheated death-5 TIMES-Don’t worry he is still alive.

@@PasstoHaaland wow

@@darklord884 you can bring people from Mordor to War?

@@jm6456 Heck yeah. There was a new feature added to Mordor with the advent of War being released. You get to choose to name your most loyal soldier who will actually follow you into War and the game will also track your fiercest rival who will actually appear as one of the first tough fights in War.

True, true.

I even forget that Warner irritates me when I see it.

So it would've seen

you didnt see halo 3 than

And what's wrong with it? Soulful advertisement.

@@horrorinthevoid9461 nothing, just nothing till now beats halo 3 in my book. Believe campaign was great

@@beregondibram2985 remember reach too

Potates love your content

"Not Today Potates"😌

HELL TO THAT! CHANNEL YOUR INNER HATRED AND JOIN THE DAR- I MEAN THE NORUK CLAN!!!

Inner thrak, Inner Thrak

Potates HI 😁

Catafalcers He also aged quite fast.

He might be a time traveler

Of this was shot in reverse at times where the great peril demands a true Uruk saviour.

Catafalcers i know 😭

I'm starting to feel that Monolith wants us to feel jelly

I'd love to but the Halo 3 diorama advert will always be number one.

“To Michael.”

Incorrect, the believe series of tv spots for halo 3 is always the best

You’re probably confused as to why your 3 year old comment is getting replies now. That being said I agree with the others. Halo 3 believe is #1 and my personal #2 is gears of war mad world

@@DrFranklynAnderson "Omaha!! Pinned down on that God forsaken beach......"

Bro it's because he plays the game in the present, so he dies in the future. How genius

Luiz Guilherme Bro, we all figured that out. It's painfully obvious. It doesn't need you to explain it.

@@thebalder9634 i know, but i just wanted to say, it's a cool detail

@@thebalder9634 You should chill.

Chef Yeah. I hear you. I debated on whether or not say anything but I couldn't help it.

;)

That's... that's beautiful. It's enough to make a grown man cry... and that's okay.

But not this man, get back in there tear!

#AllTheHomo

#BackToCloset

Gamekeeper #idontgiveashitandjustwantedtocomment

vvAv3 #closetmachinebroke

i love you guys

Lmao 😂😂

Thrak:not today

Brian: Thrak, now you’re also getting whatever else I promised to give my kids.

@@aqworldszero109 not today brian

Blood vengeance ensues.

Well, I had them show up in my bloody dreams, which could technically be seen as a bridge between the game and the real world, even if only inside our own minds. Still, close enough.

If only the Orks like in your profile pic were the same lol

You like Israel? Maybe you should visit Israel!

@@thedemonshield8652 what?

@@figo3554 search up the rock-Obama

@@thedemonshield8652 *_nah visit brazil_* *_or brazil will force you to visit them_*

Thrak: It's time for your sky-diving lesson. Today, you're gonna learn about free-falling.

You and me

same, same

Welcome to the club.

I think i saw this back in the day but never bothered with the game. Y.T's algorithm is damn strange whit how it will randomly recommend random videos from years ago unpromted.

Why am I in the same boat as you? I specifically asked for a private boat.

Same here hah

The Gamingtrain not today Zugu the destroyer

holy shit i just came back to this video and see i got a lot of likes.

Let me tell you, if that Orc is your Follower from SoM, then it`s even better! :D

Noah Taylor hopefully, that will happen in shadow of war, I'm looking forward to that

Noah Taylor then your nemesis from SoM kills your follower from SoM . Damn the potential for storyline is real

Noah Taylor Hey, wait a minute. YOUR RIGHT!!!

There is a DLC of an Orc Slayer, in honor of a Shadow of War developer who's passed away. When the DLC is active, he might randomly show up and one-shot whatever Orc you're facing.

James Godsall I can just imagine that the tark who killed az zlaar was like " it's time to daaanc-" But was just chucked away by a bodyguard like the doctor from 0:04 before he could activate the fire trap And then the bodyguard would be like "Not today az zlaar"

James Godsall he did he just wasnt there that day

James Godsall ,😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 to soon man to soon

rip

Also still playing actually good to know people still play

Best friend ork always there to save you

Whoa you remember that one from GTA 5 feminist Buzzfeed let’s play.. actually something I think those ladies is in the wrong business.. they should work for marketing.. I mean how many of those quotes doesn’t not people remember.. they got a talent there.. they would could invent Got Milk commercial over and over again.. it’s a win win they can be condescending and arrogant as they like while being seen as strong intelligent people at the same time..

Had it on recommended too huh?

@@bacht4799 I know right?

@@Dimitrovitsm Yep

Shiru Daina Not the hero we deserve but the one we need

Shiru Daina I was about to write that. Well done

Shiru Daina that what I was thinking

Lol

Don't act like it wouldn't be Brian and Thrak having sex.

Forthog!

Brady Bunch ha same

Brady Bunch I don't want it to come out. I'm enjoying all the streaming and great commercials. Heck even the community deserves some love. It's one of those times in life you wish could last forever. ;-;

Once it does come out, Just Josh, then it`s on us to keep the train rolling. And I`m as sure as Thrak`s loyalty here that the community will be able to do it.

You and me both bro. Thrak the brouruk-hai is strong with this one

You fight the Balrog by yourself, when the Balrog is about to kill you, Thrak swoop’s in like the runaway five and punch the thing in the shin so hard, it collapses to the floor and begins to roll around in agony while Thrak delivers his classic one-liner he said to you dozen’s of time’s over the years, never failing to bring a smile to your face.

@@commanderblackheart5856 The we kill it go out drinking.

Damn these onion cutting ninjas, they're everywhere

Damn these onion cutting ninjas, they're everywhere

Or any Uruk pal you`ll meet, even.

This is the trusting feeling of teamwork and friendship (or for some even more...ahem rule34-) that you feel when playing with a orc captain...

3 years for me. I even found my comment from when this first aired lol

I'm gonna watch it everyday anyway

What, but you been saying not today brian, but today you are saying today Brian, I thought we were friends

That's an orc

@@LupeSunglass a troll orc?

@@mikhailorlov5768 you're both wrong that's an uruk-hai OR in human tounge a high orc. And the big ones are called Olog-hai which means high troll. They are like elves. We have normal elves, dark elves, wood elves, high elves and now we got high orcs and high trolls And before you ask there is a difference. In the LOTR lore, the first orcs the ones made by the first dark lord morgoth. Are a lot weaker as they are made by corrupting the elves. Turning them to orcs but they don't really have a way of reproduction so they just raped a ton of elves women. But then when morgoth fall and his armies scattered sauron rose to power and he immediately saw the weakness of the normal orcs so he make them better he made the uruks aka the high orcs the difference being that uruks are smarter, stronger and actually have emotions. And to support his armies he also make the Olog-hai which is a high troll. What different between an Olog-hai and a normal troll that is. A normal troll can't even move in sunlight. But an Olog-hai can, ologs also very smart as they can speak clearly atleast to a level that we can understand them Also sauron have respect for women so the uruks don't have to come from raped elves even the uruks are disgusted by this action the uruks and ologs are made in pools of an unknown substance called the vat pits this is where they are formed and they emerged from the pits fully formed adults and ready for battle

@@amirhaikal8304 no, no. You got me wrong. I meant a trolling orc. ,,Troll" orc.

It's like a sign. Telling us that even though we've been through it all we should keep pushing forwards because there's always a macho orc watching over you

Idk who Prak is, but what about Mogg from the interactive trailer?

@@stormpants1638 prak is the chosen one from the dark lord, just look up Tear of Grace Prak

Somewhere along the line i had two olog brothers attack me in order to avenge Bruz (who was still alive, just crazy). Shamed them both, then one got killed by one of my followers so I had to kill the other. Later on, i get to the Zog mission and am immediately ambushed by a third brother coming to avenge his sibling and Bruz. Kill him and then notice that literally all three were down with Zog being revived. He stayed to guard Zog while his family was brought back from the dead. Edit: forgot to mention that one of the brothers I shamed went a little nuts and thought he was Bruz afterwards.

If you're too good at killing your adversaries the battle with Zog can be quite the letdown lol

I smell an SCP.

Immortality is neither it's just what matters what the user does with this ability

The ring prevents his mortal years from catching up to him, I crafted the ring to do so

@@Darkmoon67 is that supposed to be a lord of the rings reference

Is he talion irl?

Thrak has the unwavering loyalty special Meaning no matter what he won’t betray and even has a good chance of coming back to life just to serve if he dies