Ogres are the Best Warhammer Race to Live As

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PancreasNoWork

PancreasNoWork

2 жыл бұрын

I watched the Ogre trailer for TWIII so many times I developed Stockholm Syndrome.
Vore for the Vore God.
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@pancreasnowork9939
@pancreasnowork9939 2 жыл бұрын
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@alexanderfolger7344
@alexanderfolger7344 2 жыл бұрын
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@frumentariidegenerate3515
@frumentariidegenerate3515 2 жыл бұрын
42nd
@Glitch_Online
@Glitch_Online 2 жыл бұрын
this... this made me happy
@bonefetcherbrimley7740
@bonefetcherbrimley7740 2 жыл бұрын
Good video, thank you for making it, keep up the good work. But I must ask... 8:47 Why the fuck is that guy's head so freakin' tiny?
@isaacfoster1377
@isaacfoster1377 2 жыл бұрын
69th
@LordProteus
@LordProteus 2 жыл бұрын
"Ogres are often considered as thick as two planks, but smart enough to nail those two planks together and beat the observer to death with them." ~ Ogre Kingdoms Army Book.
@seekingabsolution1907
@seekingabsolution1907 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds great no formalized class structure or economic exploitation for Ogres. They are at least for the moment immune to capitalism. Dumb enough that they're difficult to manipulate into wage slavery, strong enough that they're difficult to force militarily into any form of slavery.
@carrotstew5279
@carrotstew5279 Жыл бұрын
I maybe and idiot but I'm not stupid -ogre
@ToaArcan
@ToaArcan Жыл бұрын
And then they eat the observer.
@hunterv9983
@hunterv9983 Жыл бұрын
​@@ToaArcan Raw.
@brainfreezzzze6900
@brainfreezzzze6900 Жыл бұрын
Wez not animas Pulls out cooking pot Getz da butcha we eatsin good tonight!
@TheMeatMan
@TheMeatMan 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the "return to monke" argument. "The revolution was a mistake." "You mean the Industrial revolution?" "No.. Agricultural."
@JacoDeltaco
@JacoDeltaco 2 жыл бұрын
yes but they cover the original argument flaw by being dumb
@PakistaniGoatMilker94
@PakistaniGoatMilker94 2 жыл бұрын
Times were good back them No taxes Good natural food No dead end job
@emiliianoportillo1311
@emiliianoportillo1311 2 жыл бұрын
You would probably get mauled by a lion, but SO. everything gets mauled by something bigger
@minhducnguyen9276
@minhducnguyen9276 2 жыл бұрын
40K Orks took it further. No agriculture but still industrial. And there is only one industry for Orks, war industry.
@behr2197
@behr2197 Жыл бұрын
@@minhducnguyen9276 don't they cultivate fungus and raise squigs
@jewishdictionary1715
@jewishdictionary1715 2 жыл бұрын
'Ate the empire 'Ate the elves 'Ate the orks 'Ate the demons Simple as.
@b.swaggoliny854
@b.swaggoliny854 2 жыл бұрын
Ate beeing taken literally here
@emmetthatcher9583
@emmetthatcher9583 2 жыл бұрын
(Not racist, just 'ungry.)
@salgoragarus5854
@salgoragarus5854 2 жыл бұрын
Luv me tyrant Luv me gut Luv the maw Simple as
@gabrielescaringi9444
@gabrielescaringi9444 2 жыл бұрын
Not Nurgle demons
@cubekatten2
@cubekatten2 2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielescaringi9444 Dont like spicy food?? More for the rest of us!
@jonahlazer2076
@jonahlazer2076 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres are the pure embodiment of the typo "Morbidly-A Beast"
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@MisterArse
@MisterArse 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres are peak dirty bulk
@Xbox_HonorGuard_Ra
@Xbox_HonorGuard_Ra Жыл бұрын
I'm howling with laughter right now. This comment has my sides hurting. xD
@Telados
@Telados Жыл бұрын
Ogres are bloatmaxxing
@babyboysmooth1353
@babyboysmooth1353 Жыл бұрын
It's ogring time
@bloodbornduck9536
@bloodbornduck9536 2 жыл бұрын
Kislev: Our God is dying! We must rescue him lest our motherland perish Cathay: Ursun knows of the location of our long lost sister. We must rescue him so we can find our loving sibling and bring harmony to our family Chaos daemon factions: The corpse of a god! Such power can be ours for the taking and be used to defeat our rivals Ogres: GET IN MY BELLY!!!
@Brotherbear-er7rn
@Brotherbear-er7rn 2 жыл бұрын
You literally can’t not read that in fat bastard’s voice
@valonreijk7393
@valonreijk7393 2 жыл бұрын
BEAR MEAT!!!
@flapjack279
@flapjack279 2 жыл бұрын
@@valonreijk7393 "You get ONE DROP thats it. The rest is mine!"
@salgoragarus5854
@salgoragarus5854 2 жыл бұрын
ROAST GOD RIBS
@jackmclean4120
@jackmclean4120 2 жыл бұрын
''YE WEE LITTLE MAN!''
@BossEvasion
@BossEvasion 2 жыл бұрын
Even the Elf Simp accepts that Ogres are living the best life.
@something3530
@something3530 2 жыл бұрын
I go as 40k orks not gonna lie
@filipem4221
@filipem4221 2 жыл бұрын
@@something3530 a good choice as well
@allman28
@allman28 2 жыл бұрын
@@something3530 orks in 40k have really good lives
@victorrosenheart8036
@victorrosenheart8036 2 жыл бұрын
Could I have sex with Elves while being an Ogre?
@philipgodsworth4764
@philipgodsworth4764 2 жыл бұрын
@@victorrosenheart8036 elves are built for ogre harem buffet hybrids.
@BlooCollaGal
@BlooCollaGal 2 жыл бұрын
I've been pissed off for three days because my roommate ate a steak I left in the fridge. I understand Ogre.
@chesterstevens8870
@chesterstevens8870 2 жыл бұрын
Challenge his to a guts-out duel, if you win you get to disembowel him and eat the steak he stole from you.
@BlooCollaGal
@BlooCollaGal 2 жыл бұрын
@@chesterstevens8870 lol at this point I'm pretty sure I don't want *that* steak anymore...
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlooCollaGal fine. More steak FOR US!
@BlooCollaGal
@BlooCollaGal 2 жыл бұрын
@@GarkKahn By now I'm POSITIVE that not even the lowest - most down bad - Ogre wants to eat THAT steak...
@antonh1159
@antonh1159 2 жыл бұрын
You bastard don’t deserve that steak if youre going to desecrate it by placing it in a fridge
@noahtekulve2684
@noahtekulve2684 2 жыл бұрын
You can replace every instance of "Ogre" with "Ork", and "eating" with "fightin", and the video is still correct.
@st0mp331
@st0mp331 2 жыл бұрын
@G K Orks feel very little pain, furthermore death in battle for an ork is a death doing what they love. A shorter life isnt necessarily a worse one.
@AFAndersen
@AFAndersen 2 жыл бұрын
They even have the same concept of defending what is important.. Ogres armor their belly.. Orks protect their teef!
@saucevc8353
@saucevc8353 2 жыл бұрын
@G K An Ork doesn't care if they die. If it gave them a good fight it's good enough for them and they can die happy.
@TheBembp
@TheBembp 2 жыл бұрын
@G K ok, so it's a bad faith concept, let's go. The issue with ogres is that they have to stop eating to fight, risking getting wounded or killed in order to eat more. Orks can fight just in order to have more fight, and this is good. Wound dont mean much, dying while fighting is a victory... Dang they even evolve from fighting to fight more. Does ogres evolve to eat more? I don't think so. The only true fear an ork would experience, is the proximity of a dok.
@rev0568
@rev0568 2 жыл бұрын
@G K The orks literally die happy if its in combat and laugh at their comrades dying in battle. An ork dying or being hurt is not a downside, to them or their enemies.
@CrazyTom736
@CrazyTom736 2 жыл бұрын
There is one somewhat miserable ogre: Bragg the Gutsman. A dude whose whole schtick is that he'll be welcomed into any tribe because of what a badass he is, but because his fighting style involves using a hook on a chain to either slice off his opponent's heads or cut into an ogre's gut and reel out his innards like a fisherman, will never stay welcome. Stomach wounds are almost a taboo in ogre culture, and are the only real injury they fear - not only is an ogre's gut so massive that it can take hours or even days for the innards to completely spill out and the ogre to finally die, but it's also his connection to the Great Maw, and in losing it, he loses his god's favour right before he goes to meet him. Imagine an agonisingly slow, painful death that also guarantees you damnation - one your civilisation's medicine isn't advanced enough to save you from. Bragg doesn't know why, he doesn't even necessarily want to do it, but he's compelled to deliver such a death any time an ogre challenges him to a fight. And so, he will be exiled from another tribe, forcing him to wander the mountains as a lone executioner.
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 жыл бұрын
Also ogre guts are the weakest part of their body this is why they always wear a gutplate
@CrazyTom736
@CrazyTom736 2 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Yeah, armoursmiths are rare in ogre society which is why most don't wear that much armour, but they're so terrified of gut injuries that they'll prioritise that gutplate over anything else. If you can't guard anything else, you guard the gut. Butchers are the exception here, since their faith in the Great Maw means they trust it to protect them instead. Greasus seems to as well, presumably as a bit of a power play - maybe because of his faith in his own destiny, maybe as a "come and try it if you think you're hard enough" sort of deal.
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyTom736 it should be noted that outside of gut the rest of the ogre's body is as durable as most materials used to make armor soo if it can penetrate an ogre it can easily pass through most forms of armour anyway to the ogres any other piece of armor besides the gutplate is purely cosmetic
@vknight7497
@vknight7497 2 жыл бұрын
Did you like… just make all this up for a few people on KZfaq to enjoy?
@Gauge-lo2bp
@Gauge-lo2bp 2 жыл бұрын
@@vknight7497 it would have taken you 7 seconds to google it and find out otherwise
@ethangriffin3935
@ethangriffin3935 2 жыл бұрын
I will say that Ogres, while not especially smart, aren't necessarily complete fools. They've got this weird kind of low cunning that is kinda scary when you consider how fucking huge they are.
@Stolskai
@Stolskai 2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion Its more that they are so commonly seen as stupid that when one has a intelligent thought it comes at much bigger of a surprise, which is why ogres like Goldtooth became such powerful figures
@brok56
@brok56 2 жыл бұрын
They got cannon sized flintlock shotguns. That is quite smart. Also they Cook a lot of stuff in different ways, Who knows, maybe they are really really good chefs. I mean they spend all their time cooking and eating, surely some of them master The Art of cooking To make eating More wonderful.
@kriegjaeger
@kriegjaeger 2 жыл бұрын
They're the only race dumber than orks who should never be underestimated. Their idea of a brilliant sun tzu plan was to cause a stampede of their pack animals towards the enemy army, and most of their commanders didn't get even that.
@robosoldier11
@robosoldier11 2 жыл бұрын
@@brok56 assumedly they have other people make those if your referring to the pistols the maneaters use. In so far as the cannons they steal are concerned. I'm sure a clever enough ogre can figure out how to make one if shown how. Which ya know for an Ogre how hard is it to kidnap a Dwarf or Human smith?
@calebbarnhouse496
@calebbarnhouse496 2 жыл бұрын
@@robosoldier11 not hard to get a dwarf or human Smith, but a human smith likely wouldn't have the knowledge to make a cannon, and certainly not a safe one while the dwarf would just start reading off grudges they gave him just for the kidnapping, seriously dwarf slaves to the dark elves are treated (fairly) well because they just aren't willing to serve them unless they feel like it, they can be worth the price of buildings for a dwarf that won't commit sucide just so he doesn't help an elf, but even if they were willing to help ogres don't mine, so they only have scrap metal, not metal able to be made into a cannon, nor anyplace to get a fire hot enough to melt enough to fill in the cannons mold
@gen.skeleskin1428
@gen.skeleskin1428 2 жыл бұрын
Him: doesn’t pick dwarves as first or second favorite race to live as Dwarves: in the book it goes
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 2 жыл бұрын
You: even consider placing dwarves as second in that list Dwarves: "That's going in the book!"
@hz.kemalpasa2997
@hz.kemalpasa2997 2 жыл бұрын
Having a book of people who was mean to you? That's some small pp energy right there. Be an ogre, don't hate what you ate.
@kaidothedrunkard
@kaidothedrunkard Жыл бұрын
"Sounds like a 'Ting dat needs to be eatin'." Said the Gigachad Ogre
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
@@mortemtyrannus8813 Eh. I prefer elves, anyway.
@jmgonzales7701
@jmgonzales7701 Жыл бұрын
@@Briselance i prefer dwarves
@greasybreads9657
@greasybreads9657 2 жыл бұрын
look at how much fucking fun those ogres are having in the trailer. singing with their mates, watching ogres fight, being given what is probably a FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT by their lord greasus whos feeding his boys so they can be nice and happy and healthy and MASSIVE for the next raid.
@brok56
@brok56 2 жыл бұрын
And when they get bored, they just group up, go out and have a fun brawl with some neighbours, bring what they can carry back home and start eating and singing again. The best life possible.
@Grudgin
@Grudgin 2 жыл бұрын
Pub night with the lads have never been a playable faction until now
@markusallen6818
@markusallen6818 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't think ogres could survive on any less than an all you can eat
@shadefelblade
@shadefelblade Жыл бұрын
CRUNCHIN' AN' BITIN' WE KILL FOR THE MAW THE POWER AND GRUB'S WHAT WE'RE DOIN' IT FORRRRRRR
@sev1120
@sev1120 Жыл бұрын
Hell, many ogres make permanent residence outside of the mountains of mourn, and they still make pilgrimages back to the maw on occasion. And they're not ostracised by other ogres!
@andrewnewell1142
@andrewnewell1142 2 жыл бұрын
Eating and fighting, that’s the way. Also inventing ketchup.
@Haispawner
@Haispawner 2 жыл бұрын
Orcs do the exact same, but are more fight than eating oriented. Warhammer Fantasy orcs eat people alive.
@loowick4074
@loowick4074 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry ain't one for fruint n veg
@shipkipsamazingchannel3248
@shipkipsamazingchannel3248 2 жыл бұрын
I love that event so much
@nidnoms3622
@nidnoms3622 2 жыл бұрын
i laughed hard at that in Total Warhammer 3, i actually wonder what Ogre Ketchup tastes like
@zacharydurocher4085
@zacharydurocher4085 2 жыл бұрын
@@loowick4074 Ye ne’d balanced diet. Keepz poop soft like a gnoblar pillow
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 9 ай бұрын
6:54 "They hear humans complain about how Chaos has once again razed and ruined their lands, and they just don’t understand the problem." Idk. Seems pretty easy for them to understand. Peasant farmer: "Chaos has burnt my farm to the ground." Ogre: "Okay, and?" Peasant farmer: "Farms are where the best food comes from." Ogre: *almost has a heart attack from sheer grief*
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells 3 ай бұрын
Bro thank you!!! Its as simple as saying "DEMONS KEEP DESTROYING ALL THE FOOD!!!" and th oger would get it
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 ай бұрын
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Ye. "Daemons destroyed the food. Go kill Daemons so that they stop destroying the food."
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells 3 ай бұрын
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 *SIMPLE AS*
@devinward461
@devinward461 Ай бұрын
​@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 and eat the daemons while you're at it!
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Жыл бұрын
"The Ogres were born a long time ago Big, strong, and fat The little round ones by our side We ate and drank till our guts filled" "Then came the plains and the tribes Beasts, sun, grass, wind, earth The Sunrisers gave us fire We fought for them and ate their young" "A great toothed comet came It grew closer by the day Fire roared in the sky Killed the night and drove the beasts mad" "The Maw was born from the fire The earth shook at its coming The flames ate many tribes To the mountains some fled" "The War in the Sky began They were strong and tall But the Ogres were many We ground their bones in their halls" "The hungry flame sat in our guts We ate the mountains to put it out But the fire was still there We climbed further still" "We ate the Tall Ones' herds Cavebeast is good meat We climbed the peaks Above the skies where the giants dwell" "There was magic in the peaks Some were born sickly and fierce Some changed into ice beasts The rest followed the sun" "The giant-fest lasted many moons But it is not good above the cloud sea We toppled their castles We threw them down into the skies" "The sun took us to deep valleys Below the cloud sea The world looked small We would take it and eat" "Little ones came from the hills Green of skin and useful They were too stringy to eat We put them to work" "The thinlings came in great wheel huts We ate them and took the shiny things They gave us small metal suns Bad to eat but good for trade" "The new mountains gave shelter We made fire in their mouths We killed many beasts The tribes grew well" The tribes split the lands The Tyrants roared and fought There were many kingdoms It was good for many winters" "The tribes grew and grew too much Now we follow the sun once more" - traditional saga of the Ogres, as depicted on many cave walls throughout the Ogre Kingdoms, and interpreted by the notoriously untrustworthy Marienburg trader Yohan the Honest. Rumour has it that he and his entourage were eaten when he tried to cheat the Angry Fist Tribe.
@nogitsune4452
@nogitsune4452 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno why but I find your delivery and views of simple ogre life to be hilarious. Other bonus to being an Ogre is that there's no real health and beauty standard besides maybe get a bigger gut. Feeling overweight? GOOD! Eat more of what you like!
@shipkipsamazingchannel3248
@shipkipsamazingchannel3248 2 жыл бұрын
They do actually have a standard and it's to be the fastest bastard possible. Being called slim is a common insult used by ogres to mock other races who does posses the same prodigious guts they do.
@wolfmanhcc
@wolfmanhcc 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to drink your weight
@Ake-TL
@Ake-TL 2 жыл бұрын
They literally discard ugly and unhealthy babies in the caves
@adriaanschoombie8573
@adriaanschoombie8573 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ake-TL and those become gorgers if i'm not mistaken.
@Gekk-rx7nv
@Gekk-rx7nv Жыл бұрын
But they still need to be fast enough to be the first to get to the table
@sweaty4334
@sweaty4334 2 жыл бұрын
This is why we need a ogre mercenary in Vermintide 2 or 3 if we ever get a sequel
@MyViolador
@MyViolador 2 жыл бұрын
well in Darktide you can Play as an Ogryn, its the closest we gonna get for now
@philipkelly7369
@philipkelly7369 2 жыл бұрын
*squeakquel
@BizarreM
@BizarreM 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think Lohner would be able to feed him during downtime, but this is fixable with 'um rat eatin'
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 2 жыл бұрын
Rat ogres are a lot less intimidating when you’re almost as big as they are.
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 жыл бұрын
@@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 and your equivalent of a shotgun is a fucking cannon that may or may not come from a destroyed human/dwarf castle
@thekinginyellowhastur9244
@thekinginyellowhastur9244 2 жыл бұрын
In my mind i was thinking it in the back of my head, but im glad the ogres are making waves again. Theyre just vibin
@2shadesofgray752
@2shadesofgray752 Жыл бұрын
I thought you were me for a second
@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Жыл бұрын
Hold up
@erikvale3194
@erikvale3194 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to point out that ogres are always hungry, not content, because of parasitic magic influence, but you've convinced me you've thought this through.
@heuvelke1065
@heuvelke1065 Жыл бұрын
There are actual people with this problem and you dont see them unhappy. Just chubby as hell.
@papajavaleri
@papajavaleri Жыл бұрын
@@heuvelke1065 There are exactly 0 people like that in real world.
@PakistaniGoatMilker94
@PakistaniGoatMilker94 Жыл бұрын
@@papajavaleri what about Tarrare Of course I wouldn't say he was exactly happy
@awkwardbound569
@awkwardbound569 Жыл бұрын
@@heuvelke1065 I can confirm, I am a person with a parasitic magic influence
@heuvelke1065
@heuvelke1065 Жыл бұрын
@@papajavaleri well you never met a fat chinese person that believes a shark fin gives him eternal youth then Hahah zero my ass.
@rosaryenjoyer739
@rosaryenjoyer739 2 жыл бұрын
"People" of Brettonia is one of the funniest lines I have ever heard
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 2 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of Mandalore's TWWH2 review when describing Brettonia: "You have the French, but they're honorable."
@capriciouscat6679
@capriciouscat6679 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres are even chaos resistant if I remember correctly, both as a physical trait in that they are fairly protected against mutation, and in the fact that even though there are chaos ogres, they're with chaos more because their goals of killing and eating stuff aligns well with chaos invasions rather than any real sense of worship or corruption by the ruinous powers.
@Bacillus4
@Bacillus4 2 жыл бұрын
You are right, they were created by the Old Ones to be the ultimate weapon against Chaos so they are very much Chaos resistant.
@SkarsnikofdaCrookedMoon0013
@SkarsnikofdaCrookedMoon0013 Жыл бұрын
They can mutate nonetheless. And just as Norscans, they accept mutated ogres no problem.
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 Жыл бұрын
@@Bacillus4 Sadly they aren’t basically the Absolute Chads because someone stopped them half way. Basically we nearly got the equivalent of Sigmarines for Fantasy.
@creed8712
@creed8712 Жыл бұрын
@@Bacillus4 so they are really like the fantasy version of 40k Orks
@Luckmann
@Luckmann Жыл бұрын
Like halflings, they have an innate resistance to Chaos, further enhanced by their simple-minded nature - the latter which is why orcs are also surprisingly resistant to Chaos. Like someone said, though, they mutate just fine, and have no problems with their mutated kin.
@Burgerzaza
@Burgerzaza 2 жыл бұрын
I was happy when they announced ogres for warhammer 3, it feels good to finally be getting representation in the setting
@ColonelMetus
@ColonelMetus 2 жыл бұрын
Did you notice that literally every single Butcher has lost their leg to Diabetes?
@sicksock435446
@sicksock435446 2 жыл бұрын
A butchers job is to feed the tribe. Not surprising to see some implied auto cannibalism.
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 2 жыл бұрын
@@sicksock435446 Yeah honestly I would be surprised if it was possible for an Ogre to get Diabetes.
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells 15 күн бұрын
​@@InquisitorThomas ogres have super insulin. They're diabetic proof
@pdthepowerdragon5412
@pdthepowerdragon5412 2 жыл бұрын
Greasus Goldtooth is the best standard of Warhammer living. Unlimited food, unlimited money, unlimited fun
@Thedudeofdudes810
@Thedudeofdudes810 Жыл бұрын
all while drifting on his foes
@Spartan135
@Spartan135 Жыл бұрын
more like: all noble bastards from a 40k hive city,while the rest fights over a half eaten ration bar someone has found in a dumpster,except the ogres have enough food for the entire day.
@deathridesabike5619
@deathridesabike5619 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like ogres and at least 40k Orks are living their best life. 40k Orks love war and in the universe where there is only war, then it's pure bliss.
@jmgonzales7701
@jmgonzales7701 Жыл бұрын
savaagery
@frumentariidegenerate3515
@frumentariidegenerate3515 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres have LAYERS... -Shrek-chan, probably
@Arbaaltheundefeated
@Arbaaltheundefeated 2 жыл бұрын
Literally and figuratively
@frumentariidegenerate3515
@frumentariidegenerate3515 2 жыл бұрын
@@Arbaaltheundefeated Agreed lol
@shrek7356
@shrek7356 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres have layers
@frumentariidegenerate3515
@frumentariidegenerate3515 2 жыл бұрын
@@shrek7356 It's the ogre lord himself, tis a blessed day.
@gudboah4688
@gudboah4688 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres, excuse me, OGORS in AOS are pretty similar, but the Beastclaw tribes are a bit less fortunate then the Gutbuster tribes. While the Gutbuster tribes are basically the same as the Ogre tribes in fantasy, the Beastclaw raiders have to worry about the Everwinter: a massive, never ending blizzard that constantly follows them, and is pretty much their god.
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 2 жыл бұрын
On the plus side, they're easily the most democratic faction in AoS. Because Beastclaw Raiders choose their war leader by having all the contenders go on a huge hunt. Other ogres flock to the side of the one whose pile of food is largest. Ogres are single-issue voters, and the ones who does best for his constituents gets the biggest popular support.
@anonymysable
@anonymysable 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 When a bunch of fat bastards followed by a big cold cloud is more democratic than the usa voting system
@alaljarensi6990
@alaljarensi6990 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymysable No. We operate more like the Skaven Council of 13 and the opposing clans, I mean parties.
@7fatrats
@7fatrats 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymysable i mean if you think about it, we are fat bastards followed by the fog of war
@whitecreamymilk8436
@whitecreamymilk8436 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymysable and their politicians actually help and care Bout em too.
@dovahkiin_brasil
@dovahkiin_brasil 2 жыл бұрын
I love ogres because canonically they are the peak performance of the old ones creation
@mrpizzacat8273
@mrpizzacat8273 2 жыл бұрын
While I wouldn’t be down for the whole eating sentient races thing, getting paid in meat and a bit of coin while spending the rest of my days vibing without many issues that can’t be solved by sitting on them does sound nice. I’d miss the internet though
@fonzieayyy3875
@fonzieayyy3875 2 жыл бұрын
Best part is you don't have to eat other races
@MyViolador
@MyViolador 2 жыл бұрын
you could just be an ogre merc or hunter and not eat "smart" races
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 2 жыл бұрын
My thinking is that, if you're going to be thrown into any Warhammer setting (none of which have Internet) anyway, you might as well go for the one with the best upside. And arguably, Ogres have that best upside.
@bluelax99able
@bluelax99able 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 yeah not many things can Krump an ogre and if it can it ain't common
@HamburgerHat1
@HamburgerHat1 2 жыл бұрын
you arent vibing without many issues. every ogre feels a constant insatiable hunger until they die. an ogre is never content, they always need more.
@alanolex3962
@alanolex3962 2 жыл бұрын
Started with Kairos Fateweaver. Khorne immediately bullied me. Starting to see where you're coming from.
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 2 жыл бұрын
Get bullied nerd.
@crim1188
@crim1188 2 жыл бұрын
How the hell. Kairos shits on khorne factions
@HiddenEvilStudios
@HiddenEvilStudios Жыл бұрын
That's what you get, nerd.
@ragingraider889
@ragingraider889 2 жыл бұрын
The moment I learned of the Ogres' existence I was like: "They're so cool" and now, knowing how their culture works much like that of 40k Orks but instead of fighting it's eating, I agree with you whole heartedly: Ogres and Orks are the best races to live as. Ignorance is bliss, after all. And god knows that the races of 40k could use all the non-chaos bliss they can get.
@MrMyers758
@MrMyers758 Жыл бұрын
I mean there are Orcs in Warhammer Fantasy too. Arguably it is better to live as an Orc because the only thing that gives you pleasure is always available to you freely. Orcs just want to fight, and as long as there is another orc nearby (as there always is) you are guaranteed to be able to have a fight. Ogres can't guarantee a meal at a moments notice, and have to fight just to get it with no guarantee of success. An orc gets what he wants in a fight whether he wins or loses, and if he wants a fight he can just start one and get instant satisfaction and fun.
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
Ogres and Orks, best races to live as? They are nothing but one-track minded simpletons. Outside of eating for the Ogres and fighting for the Orks, they simply don't exist, they are bland. Besides that, they have nothing to their names and are unable to evolve in anything. So... well, no. Apex stupids. Worst races to live as.
@thejuiceking2219
@thejuiceking2219 7 ай бұрын
what about the Sons of Behemat?
@bjornancraite2266
@bjornancraite2266 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres and Orks definitely have the most fun in Warhammer.
@THEMEATMANOG
@THEMEATMANOG 2 жыл бұрын
The right opinion. The knife ear simp embraces the loving embrace of the Great Maw
@BryanMinami
@BryanMinami 2 жыл бұрын
Other Race : we will dominate this world Ogres : Thinking what a next meal to eat with mindset like Gordon ramsay
@deep1umbra
@deep1umbra 2 жыл бұрын
Every idiot (everyone not an ogre) is a sandwich!
@kaidothedrunkard
@kaidothedrunkard Жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay is a Skinny Ogre
@bottheskitarii8881
@bottheskitarii8881 Жыл бұрын
*"Hm I do say this human flesh you have cooked is by far the best I've ever tasted. I do say that you put an excellent amount of spices with it that brings out a certain flavor. Now if you would pardon me I shall return to my cabin to rest and possibly eat one of my goblins, would you care to join me?"*
@MrcreepyZero
@MrcreepyZero Жыл бұрын
​@@bottheskitarii8881 I am now picturing an ogre food critic traveling from tribe to tribe to find out which one has the most delicious ogre cuisine.
@SMG-vx3mu
@SMG-vx3mu 25 күн бұрын
@@MrcreepyZero some ogre screaming "WERE IZ DAH LAMB SAUSE!?!"
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 2 жыл бұрын
"My Friend asked me if I'd rather be a Russian Soldier in WW1 or live in the world of Attack On Titan. Obviously the correct answer here is suicide by any means possible." The fact the picture you used includes Reiner the suicidal yet terminally unkillable just makes this joke even funnier.
@theloremandraws3753
@theloremandraws3753 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wait. I didn’t even realize that! That’s great
@Okoii
@Okoii 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres are the true kings of the Warhammer universe, it is known. Great vid
@I_like_llamas
@I_like_llamas Жыл бұрын
Ogre imperium
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 2 жыл бұрын
you know, ogres would probably have the best pancreases of all the races
@youmukonpaku916
@youmukonpaku916 Ай бұрын
Pancrei
@DogseatDogs
@DogseatDogs 2 жыл бұрын
We need an Ogre Isekai just eating his way across the world.
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 2 жыл бұрын
If he eats an anime girl I'm going to cry.
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 2 жыл бұрын
Brought to mind Dungeon Meshi. Perhaps the 'hero' is more interested in eating monsters, he likes a challenge.
@weaponizedlizardmen360
@weaponizedlizardmen360 2 жыл бұрын
@@wastrelperv If he eats an anime girl I'm going to laugh
@henriquefinger935
@henriquefinger935 2 жыл бұрын
RE:Monster kimd of does that, but it's not exactly what you want, I think.
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 2 жыл бұрын
@@weaponizedlizardmen360 Even just once, that would be hilarious, like you got this one girl trying to slay the Ogre and then, he grabs head, lifts her off the ground before chomping straight onto the head, avoiding the metal armor because that gives a mean stomach ache.
@shipkipsamazingchannel3248
@shipkipsamazingchannel3248 2 жыл бұрын
Now I just wish we had an Ogre faction in 40k. I know their would be overlap into the orks and tyrannids but it would funny as hell to see a giant 12ft tall tub of lard break a space marine like a crab leg and eat all the juicy bits.
@erikvale3194
@erikvale3194 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, there are Ogryn, who are less hungry Ogres. Or full Kroot Tau,but they're not BIG.
@blaster915
@blaster915 2 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant imagery 😂
@apvtethic8818
@apvtethic8818 2 жыл бұрын
Imperium of Ogre with Space Ogrerines equipped with genetically enhanced bellied that can fit more food and are more resilient to damage and their leader is a huge fatass 10 meters tall ogre kept alive by machines and constantly fed with tubes and shit
@edge1247
@edge1247 2 жыл бұрын
I can picture Ogres nose diving Into Hive Worlds with Gluttonous glee
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
The Ogre would be dead meat before he would even get close.
@mrbluesky853
@mrbluesky853 Жыл бұрын
Chaos invasion. Most of the Old World: End Times! Ogres: Takeaway!
@lilvalko5096
@lilvalko5096 2 жыл бұрын
this man spitting straight facts, anyone else who says otherwise is a hatter. i believe in ogre supremacy
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you meant "hater", but I enjoy the idea of insulting someone by calling them a hat-maker.
@weaponizedlizardmen360
@weaponizedlizardmen360 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 Hey now, the Maneaters that visit the empire love the hat makers. You see how big and floofy their hats are? Them ogres want them to. And boy do they get the biggest and most bombastics hats out there.
@xyro3633
@xyro3633 2 жыл бұрын
A mad hatter?
@PhilosophicallyAmerican
@PhilosophicallyAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
@Bluecho4 Hatters used to go mad do to chemical exposure in the hat making process. So either way works
@Briselance
@Briselance Жыл бұрын
You believe in Ogre supremacy? 🤣 Meh. Supremacy in what? Being of a one-track mind? Being unable to do anything too thorough besides eating? And not being the brightest bulbs? Plus they are morbidly obese and disfigured.
@worthlessclericbuild3866
@worthlessclericbuild3866 2 жыл бұрын
This is great, but please, I never want to hear the phrase “Vore the chaos invaders.” I don’t want to slannesh to be summoned into my living room again.
@Pyrela
@Pyrela 2 жыл бұрын
Could be worse. Could be anal vore.
@whitecreamymilk8436
@whitecreamymilk8436 2 жыл бұрын
It's ok. They're chaos resistant. They can vore, war, sick, and trick all day without feeding the gods.
@bruvaguren494
@bruvaguren494 2 жыл бұрын
Again?
@worthlessclericbuild3866
@worthlessclericbuild3866 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruvaguren494 yeah again. Mind your own fucking business we all make mistakes in the heat of passion sometimes
@Ashoka...232
@Ashoka...232 Жыл бұрын
@@worthlessclericbuild3866 I... I need to know what mistake could do that. If only so that I might avoid it myself.
@pancake4061
@pancake4061 2 жыл бұрын
I'd be down to be an Ork. Bored? Go break or fight something. Scared? No you're not. You'll just be reborn as soon as you die. Chaos? You're completely immune to its influences and the demons are just more things you can fight. That, and the sky is literally the limit. If enough of your friends think you're right, you are. No pesky problems like universal laws or mechanics to get in your way. Throwing pebbles at Imperial Knights doesn't turn them to ash? All it takes is one Ork to start bragging about destroying one like that and soon enough, boom. That's just how it is now and nobody can do anything about it.
@Xbox_HonorGuard_Ra
@Xbox_HonorGuard_Ra Жыл бұрын
Good Fink is a hell of a thing. Think your armor is too weak? Paint it green and enough of the boys see it, shells will start bouncing away. You get called slow? Add some red and suddenly you get faster. Need to be sneaky? Add black. Gork and Mork supposedly talk to their boys and will point them toward the nearest fight. The Ork gods actually CARE.
@brianjones9780
@brianjones9780 Жыл бұрын
also their economy is easy as hell to take advantage of. paint some rocks yellow and now you're rich
@Phendranaguardian
@Phendranaguardian 2 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer to be from an Imperial Knight World. Option A: You're a common servant upon a Knight World with duties equivalent to those from medieval Europe, but with the benefit of Imperial technology. Unlike other Imperial worlds, Knight Worlds are not directly occupied by The Imperium and are just the noble knight houses and their servants, leaving much of the land natural and free of danger outside of natural hazards. With the knights being such a great asset, many of these worlds are normally well protected by the Imperium, the knights themselves, and what is often an adjacent Mechanicus Forge World. Option B: You're raised as a member of royalty on such a world. At the right age you undergo a bonding process with a throne that has a chance of fatality, but a very high survival rate, even compared to becoming an astartes. If successful, you are imbued with a sense of nobility, purpose, honor, confidence, and fearlessness that'll make a warzone feel more like a waltz. All anxieties, insecurities, and existential dread will be but a distant memory. Also you're soul-bonded to a giant fucking mech that makes you impervious to any opponent not found in the most titanic of wars. The lore's all full of chaos titans, ork gargants, and deamon princes, but the odds of actually encountering any is next to none if you aren't a Grey Knight or Inquisitor. And even if you are to meet your match, you're only going out one way. No dwarven axe to the skull, no Nurglings having you vomit up your insides, no being turned into a living chair by the Drukhari or clan Moulder. Just a giant explosion. Likewise the trace spirits of your forefathers will be in your mind all the while, giving advice and promising that at least a part of you will live on forever. And if you're not up for the daily rites of royalty, you can go be a renegade mercenary with your own vessel and entourage of Sacristans and common servants. Option C: You're a noble on such a world as before, but are born so far down the family bloodline that knighthood is not an option for you. Instead you are sent to the adjacent Forge World and trained as a Sacristan. A member of the Cult Mechanicus who is too valuable to lobotomize, serving as an engineer for the knight of your father, brother, sister, etc. Life is between that of servant and knight. You don't need to engage in battle, but may be required near the front. You also must serve and uphold your duties, but are not on the bottom rung of society, still being a noble with luxuries and freedoms of your own beyond what your order dictates. Some Sacristan orders require you always wear a mask, be robed, or perform a morning ritual, but its all a mere inconvenience compared to other roles. Frankly, I'd be down for any of the three.
@rozkaz661
@rozkaz661 2 жыл бұрын
I'd much rather just punch shit, eat and have fun without any restrictions or moral codes just doing what i love whever i want and be too stupid to long for anything more than that
@thebean3995
@thebean3995 2 жыл бұрын
But taxes
@Phendranaguardian
@Phendranaguardian 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebean3995 Not much different from life in Canada. Free healthcare is a real benefit over the US, but we got to pay it back somehow.
@atanaspetkov580
@atanaspetkov580 2 жыл бұрын
Being a chapter serf is pretty similar to option A. Working for Space Marines is seen as a great honor, so you will feel a lot of pride for just being considered for the position. Space Marines treat you well usually. While you will be closer to death if you serve on a ship: it is an Astartes vessel. They are well armored, and boarding parties will have to fight SMs in CQC.
@taniksholdinganarchy4081
@taniksholdinganarchy4081 2 жыл бұрын
I'd go orks
@MagusMirificus
@MagusMirificus 2 жыл бұрын
Restricting this question to 40K I long ago came to the conclusion that the only sensible choice would be the Orcs, so I am sympathetic to this argument.
@MrTux-tw4ld
@MrTux-tw4ld 2 жыл бұрын
I mean the tyrannids got no real complaints
@Pred.
@Pred. 2 жыл бұрын
There are ogryns, not sure what they really do though, I have heard some are just chill big af bodyguards for nobles in imperium society
@edim108
@edim108 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pred. They're a subspecies of human. Basically 40K Ogres, but less hungry and somehow even dumber. They're large and ridiculously strong- an adult Ogryn can rip a Space Marine limb from limb if he gets a grab of them. The Imperial Guard often uses them as shock troops- give them some armor and a club and they'll rip through lines of infantry in no time. But they are downright retarded. Like, an average ORK is more intelligent than most Ogryns. If an Ogryn can speak in short sentences and count to five, that's considered genius level by Ogryn standards.
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrTux-tw4ld Your brain matter and body spends 89% of your time inside a biomass pool until the hivemind needs you to work your ass off at some random planet, the only fun part of it is that you get to eat all day, in the normal sense and maybe in the hentai sense.
@Taniks_The_Undying
@Taniks_The_Undying 2 жыл бұрын
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 so what's the problem from you description i basically lazy around and when the guys asks me to do something is something fun to do
@josephdoria5237
@josephdoria5237 2 жыл бұрын
On another note, the existence of ogres like Greasus Goldtooth mean that ogres don’t necessarily have to be stupid as a rule. They’re just hungry as a rule.
@verylateandtired3504
@verylateandtired3504 2 жыл бұрын
I never actually saw Ogres as stupid. They totally are not. The existence of Maneaters basically proves it. It's more that their culture doesn't value education because it doesn't need to. That's not gonna help them get more meat. And when you are a 10 foot tall murder machine that can and will eat anything, learning the finer points of accounting or agriculture is pointless. Humans learned that stuff because that made eating easier because we are weak, soft meatsacks. Ogres didn't need to, but they have shown they can learn a lot.
@weaponizedlizardmen360
@weaponizedlizardmen360 2 жыл бұрын
@@verylateandtired3504 The general rule of thumb is that Ogres are dumb... but not stupid.
@MithritWhitebeard
@MithritWhitebeard 6 ай бұрын
Ogres are adventurous enough to fit into any culture of the world, and small minded enough to be amazed and delighted at every new thing they discover (which are immeasurably numerous)
@bidgsadge7758
@bidgsadge7758 2 жыл бұрын
I mean afterall, ignorance is a bliss, and definitely a blessing in the world like Warhammer
@kantarell50
@kantarell50 2 жыл бұрын
You kinda failed to mention the most important thing... that they are all essentially cursed by whatever the "god" the maw is, imagine having an unending hunger that is never truely satisfied, maybe not the worst youd think but if you think about how the ogre society is almost entirerly centered around eating you can easily imagine how much power that curse holds over them. Being an ogre is like having a black hole in your stomach, its not as pleseant to be in their eternally snack craving shoes.
@Badartist888
@Badartist888 2 жыл бұрын
The Ogres are something no other faction is, genuinely happy.
@Sonnymets
@Sonnymets 2 жыл бұрын
Orks are happier, orks just want to fight, ogres are in a constant state of hunger due to the maw.
@therealfsh
@therealfsh Жыл бұрын
Hilarious that he says "How often do the ogre mercenaries hired by some orks wake up and find out skarbrand has wandered into camp" And then they put skarbrand in the badlands, right next to all the orks.
@gameplayadmajora4164
@gameplayadmajora4164 2 жыл бұрын
This remind me a lot of the 40k Orks and i kinda like it. Both (Ogres and 40k Orks) are very strong and both are too "stupid" to have a moral dilemma. Also both are happy for "simple" reason: Ogres love Food & Orks love War
@joshuafischer684
@joshuafischer684 2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of one of the major issues I have with getting too into any of the Warhammer stuff. There is almost no opportunity for virtue in the setting. Oh sure, you can fight the endless hordes of Chaos but then you immediately have to go and slaughter all the civilians on the planet because they saw Chaos. I get the whole appeal of 40k is "this is the worst thing you can imagine but it's still better than the alternative", but that loses its shine pretty quickly and all you're left with is endless over the top abuses (23 hour workdays on like 200 calories a day).
@brianjones9780
@brianjones9780 Жыл бұрын
​@@joshuafischer684 there are still quite a number of people in the Imperium living a "good" life. Best case scenario is you live on a backwater planet and don't get picked for the draft, and not every planet is a shit hole. There are plenty that would be relatively nice to live on. It all just gets overshadowed heavily by the nonstop war and constant looming threat of Xenos and Chaos
@abeolmedo6037
@abeolmedo6037 2 жыл бұрын
This video pleases The Great Maw.
@Arei1283
@Arei1283 Жыл бұрын
“Fat shaming, what’s I got to be ashamed of, I’d like to see you skinnies take a canon ball to the gut and keep on going”
@fcomolineiro7596
@fcomolineiro7596 2 жыл бұрын
Skaven: ohhhh food yes yess! The ogres: ohhh food Skaven: *what what?*
@HazzronIV
@HazzronIV 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine tho; being that one ogre who wakes up for the morning and finds out he's fighting Skarbrand today.
@TheGuardingDark_
@TheGuardingDark_ Жыл бұрын
I once ate vanilla Ice cream while watching this video and now the thumbnail alone is enough to make me taste vanilla.
@SamuraiMorshu
@SamuraiMorshu 2 жыл бұрын
And fellas, ladies, imagine the Ogre *thiccness* of your average Ogre Woman
@ryancrazyrhino8976
@ryancrazyrhino8976 2 жыл бұрын
So basically all I need to do is imagine your mother
@topkek996
@topkek996 2 жыл бұрын
Thicc is just glorifying obesity.
@TransformersNibbasInDisguise54
@TransformersNibbasInDisguise54 2 жыл бұрын
@@topkek996 I see it mostly as hip to waist ratio with combination of muscle and some fat to fill out the hips and ass. But women usually use it as an excuse to let themselves go
@thehonoredone2361
@thehonoredone2361 11 ай бұрын
I would happily let a female Ogre devour me whole...no regrets 100%.
@battlebrotherb516
@battlebrotherb516 2 жыл бұрын
An ogre slayer????? I now want to make a d&d character about this. Thanks for this!
@heightnoworkchris8093
@heightnoworkchris8093 2 жыл бұрын
Why bovver with the grindin' and the bread bit I sez. Jest get strraight to the killin' an' the eating an' the money. That an' a dog onna stick...crunchy an' wiggly all at once!-Grenth Bullguts Excited while watching the video keep up the great work king
@rellek4053
@rellek4053 2 жыл бұрын
But Ogres are cursed to never be able to sate their hunger. Imagine always being uncomfortably hungry
@jamjar1726
@jamjar1726 2 жыл бұрын
the ogres have one faction to worry about though: nurgle pro tip - do not EAT little men made of plague
@WitcherCrow
@WitcherCrow 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, In AoS, there is an Ogor clan that likes to eat Nurglite corrupted things. The way the slimy flesh slides down their throats, they like that.
@Pyrela
@Pyrela 2 жыл бұрын
@@WitcherCrow "The way the slimy flesh slides down their throats, they like that." Sounds like Games Workshop got inspired by your mom.
@cthulhluftagn3812
@cthulhluftagn3812 2 жыл бұрын
Ogres aren't stupid, they simply lack creativity due to being big and strong enough to solve all problems via punch.
@cthulhluftagn3812
@cthulhluftagn3812 2 жыл бұрын
Human; I'm so cold! I'll invent clothes! Oger under six inches of blubber: the fuck is 'cold'?
@michaeledmunds7266
@michaeledmunds7266 2 жыл бұрын
90% of the joy in my life comes from food as is, so I'm basically an ogre already.
@JonathanGhost42
@JonathanGhost42 Жыл бұрын
Those 90% are Rookie Numbers. You need to step up the ogre-grindset and embrace the maw fully!
@elevencharlie9549
@elevencharlie9549 2 жыл бұрын
That was a lot more compelling of an argument than I thought it was going to be. The belch at the end really sold me if I'm being honest
@dominicmanester8125
@dominicmanester8125 2 жыл бұрын
Orcs or a follower of Nurgle. Those guys are always having a whale of a time. Probably favour nurgle because they are the happiest in most situations that aren't a good krumping.
@BigMikeMcBastard
@BigMikeMcBastard 2 жыл бұрын
WH Fantasy vampire would be my go-to for cushiest life, excluding strigoi/necrarch bloodlines. Vampires are insanely strong, all have powerful magic, can disguise themselves almost perfectly as human (even a witch hunter will probably miss them) and a lot of the classic vampire weaknesses aren't so bad in WH Fantasy. E.g. Sunlight burns but you can summon clouds to block it or wear heavy clothing and you're fine, and stuff like not showing up in mirrors or whatever other weaknesses are semi-random per vampire. In short, you're immortal, insanely powerful and can fight/flee reliably, can live a comfortable human life in the Empire or Bretonnia or wherever humans live comfortably, and while you need blood you don't need much and you don't actually have to kill people to obtain it. The only negative is you're suffused with dark magic and will probably be corrupted/driven mad by its influence over the years and your true form will look like an evil corpse.
@emperorontheinternet6510
@emperorontheinternet6510 2 жыл бұрын
I instantly loved the ogres. not only do they look like mini versions of me but the lore is just awesome I mean they ride mammoths and carry cannons like guns.
@blakethesnake6686
@blakethesnake6686 2 жыл бұрын
@@papiezpolak8166 pretty cool to find your own mother randomly online
@dreamcatcherben8214
@dreamcatcherben8214 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the eldar philosopher who concluded that orks had a perfect society
@LabrnMystic
@LabrnMystic 3 ай бұрын
3:19 "But who gives a damn? Not the Ogres." That delivery tickled me just right. 😂
@tristanemery8748
@tristanemery8748 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that "JUST EAT THE FUCKEN KNOBLAR" is comedy gold?
@CrusadingJello
@CrusadingJello 2 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced everything tastes amazing to an Ogre. So that's another bonus.
@Hammer_Of_Olympia
@Hammer_Of_Olympia 2 жыл бұрын
This channel is constant gold! I would’ve said Orks but this video has made me agree with you, sounds pretty nifty
@J_Hodders
@J_Hodders 6 ай бұрын
Didn't come here to be convinced and just came out of morbid (obesity) curiosity. Didn't expect sound and reasonable arguments, or at least the ones I heard fully over my own laughter and tears. Didn't expect to leave an Ogre. Hats off to you fine orator man, you mad genius, and thank you for guiding me to the light of the Maw.
@MithritWhitebeard
@MithritWhitebeard 6 ай бұрын
luv me ogres, simple as You're welcome at my feasting pit any time ogre buddy
@klauskrampus4344
@klauskrampus4344 2 жыл бұрын
You make some of the most pleasant warhammer content I 've seen in a while.
@miguelperez9906
@miguelperez9906 2 жыл бұрын
You should have said custodes are the best to live as you guard the emperor and get to hang out with the sisters of silence who are hot but don’t talk so no awkward conversations ever. Plus gold is thee best
@ethandew1768
@ethandew1768 2 жыл бұрын
No emotions, no freedom.
@AbelDuviant
@AbelDuviant 2 жыл бұрын
No emotion, eternal guarding, no brraks
@MrTux-tw4ld
@MrTux-tw4ld 2 жыл бұрын
@@ethandew1768 no emotions to make you care of you are free or not
@SamueL-td7fb
@SamueL-td7fb 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the body oil...
@micah766
@micah766 Жыл бұрын
This video may have been made 10 months ago, but watching it now has made me think. For the most part, I agree with these points. Being an Ogre in Warhammer fantasy would be great, if you were always an Ogre. The opening premise you presented was if you were suddenly isekaied into the setting as one of the races, and in what way this sucks depends entirely on the mechanics of the isekai. Option 1 - your memories are transplanted into an Ogre, but in every other way, they are still an Ogre. This sucks for a multitude of reasons, for one you aren't actually there, your memories have just been put into an Ogre. The Ogre might not be smart enough to understand what any of these memories mean, and they might be burdened by this so much that you actually make an Ogre with depression. The best case scenario for the Ogre in this situation is that, somehow, the knowledge that you had makes them smart enough to try and put some of the memories into their world. This may only mean the invention of the cheeseburger or the pizza, but if the Ogre can't do that, they'll either just be an Ogre, ignoring those memories because they're confusing and don't bring them more food, or they'll be depressed because they don't live in a world where you can just call some guy up and have them deliver food to you within a matter of minutes. Option 2 - you have been transplanted into the body of an Ogre. You will still, in fact, have all of your memories, experiences, and most importantly, your morals intact. You are now the smartest Ogre in the tribe, potentially. All of that talk about spiritual fulfilment, them being the perfect place between stupid and smart is all thrown out the window, because you replaced the mind of an Ogre with that of a Human. An Ogre might not care to think about the sanctity of all life and how the Noblars are bound to their very will, they just eat them. You, however, might not think that. You will have all of your human morals still in place and so you might have existential thoughts and possible depression over your servants. Additionally, you've been isekaied into a Warhammer setting, and that was the entire premise. You may not realize it for a little bit that you're in Warhammer, but eventually, you will, and you will eventually realize, or just know it off the bat, that the world you now live in is profoundly awful. Not only are you now existentially depressed because the Noblar you spoke to yesterday that you really liked got eaten by your tribe mate, but you're now depressed because you know how god awful the world you live in is and, given you're an Ogre, can't really do anything to fix. Now option 2 is based a bit more on your own morals as a person, and how you rationalize the whole isekai thing, but I feel that the majority of people will, in some way, be affected negatively by it, if only because of the realization of how shitty the world is.
@MouldMadeMind
@MouldMadeMind Жыл бұрын
Gnoblars are more sadistic goblins, I don't think anyone would think about their right to live for too long.
@-Thunder-Warrior-
@-Thunder-Warrior- 2 жыл бұрын
"Noooooo! You must submit to the will of Chaos!" "Hur, Hur. Club goes crunch."
@jonathanwatson4484
@jonathanwatson4484 11 ай бұрын
In recent AOS lore citys now have ogors living as citizens as well having the amazing ability to control there stomach, and since these citys are often attacked 9 till 5 from everywhere they have an infinite source of meat... that an idea of an ogor having a drinking competition with an dawi.
@GrimDarkHalfOff
@GrimDarkHalfOff 2 жыл бұрын
In the old world I’d be a member of the vampire coast if I had a choice. Immortal. Criminals. Don’t have to get up until nighttime. Best life.
@delboythethird1200
@delboythethird1200 2 жыл бұрын
Greasus- You're no meat eater! What's in it for you? Elf Simp- I want the pancreas...
@macdallanzero2145
@macdallanzero2145 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I stumbled across this. Cheers, mate.
@n7revan829
@n7revan829 2 жыл бұрын
8:30 its like living in the copper age
@Glitch_Online
@Glitch_Online 2 жыл бұрын
You sir have enlightened me, i will now strive to live as they do.
@HazzronIV
@HazzronIV 2 жыл бұрын
The only being capable of being happier than an Ogre is an Ork but the life expectancy between the two is like comparing a buck to an ocean.
@jasonmullin3522
@jasonmullin3522 2 жыл бұрын
Listen to a few 40k video makers, glad to find a good one making fantasy. Don't play the games, but like hearing about the lore and faction. Thanks for the content you put out.
@t.s.7166
@t.s.7166 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the content man, keep it up!
@lucklord7
@lucklord7 2 жыл бұрын
Alright, now I know you have good taste, subscribed
@BestOfGermany67
@BestOfGermany67 2 жыл бұрын
Y'all forget that every second an Ogre isn't eating they're basically starving. They don't just eat cuz they're huge gluttons(which still is a reason though), they eat because of the curse of the Great Maw, which keeps them forever starving. The only time you can ease that hunger is when you're eating. But as an Ogre you will never feel full and the moment your meal is finished you're back to the pain of starving.
@fakechemicals
@fakechemicals 2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video. I am in awe of it's truth.
@simongloutnez589
@simongloutnez589 8 ай бұрын
I remember watching at the Ogre introduction cinematic in Totalwar and thinking : those people are like me !
@aopt471
@aopt471 6 ай бұрын
"There is not a single miserable Ogre in existence." - Read about thr Gorgers and how they become Gorgers.
@n00bslyr
@n00bslyr 2 жыл бұрын
im glad im not the only who calls it "total warhammer"
@KamikazeNinja75
@KamikazeNinja75 2 жыл бұрын
I just love the way you talk about this stuff with a "well fuck it" attitude. I enjoy you way to explain things. It's never been so easy to hit the sub and notification bell.
@Rage-Baby
@Rage-Baby 2 жыл бұрын
the honesty in this, it's just so beautiful...
@havelock5619
@havelock5619 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like youre overlooking a massive negative with the ogres. They are ALWAYS hungry. No matter how much they eat, they are plagued by a gnawing hunger. That is easily places ogres as one of the worst races to be.
@burningbronze7555
@burningbronze7555 Жыл бұрын
dude I alredy suffer that and I am human I just want to be dumb oger and be less messerable as I would only have to deal with hunger and tribal rank nice easy stuff.
@pitig1970
@pitig1970 2 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention about the food
@kazukixivv9252
@kazukixivv9252 2 жыл бұрын
Already loving this channel subbed :)
@kaidothedrunkard
@kaidothedrunkard Жыл бұрын
First Orks, then Dwarves, now Ogres.. The Collection of Favorites is slowly growing.
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