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Old World Geographic - Do not visit Stirland!
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@Tarriff 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, Who likes Stirland
@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208 3 жыл бұрын
Halfling lovers and Stirlanders
@had3s184 3 жыл бұрын
They have a wine so its not thaaat bad xd
@MarkD5678 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure those Slovenians to the east like Stirland but idk
@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208 3 жыл бұрын
@@had3s184 just go to Marienburg instead
@AlejandroAlvarez-uy5pr 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot they border sylvania.
@generationm2059 Жыл бұрын
Halflings: "We can turn anything into food!" [Sees Stirland's food] Halflings: "We're in hell."
@Rosfuture 3 жыл бұрын
"How does a Stirlander distinguish their cattle from their wifes?" "They don't!"
@strigoi_guhlqueen8355 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, good one 😂 Took me by surprise and made me choke on my cereal.
@novaterra973 3 жыл бұрын
Though that's actually Averlander humor.
@Rosfuture 3 жыл бұрын
@@novaterra973 Damn, I was not sure if I mixed them up ^^''
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Good old imperial humor.
@arlissmith876 3 жыл бұрын
no that's averlanders, it goes this way "how do you tell a stirlander from a zombie?" "you cant!"
@aasmundhald7638 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Stirland, the manifestation of a nation where everyone is a Habsburg
@cameronmunro655 3 жыл бұрын
Thought that was Averland?
@martinbudinsky8912 3 жыл бұрын
One thing wrong there m8. Habsburgs were sadly quite ritch. :D Stirland isnt even that.
@aasmundhald7638 3 жыл бұрын
@@martinbudinsky8912 you make a fair point my good man
@chaospacemarine8330 3 жыл бұрын
No, Averland is the RICH Imperial province nobody likes and has a purity complex.
@Hungabrigoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@cameronmunro655 Pretty sure Averland is supposed to be Hungary.
@Dudeguy24burger 3 жыл бұрын
“Stirlanders are pure blooded because nobody but stirlanders likes them” holy shit that’s ruthless 😂
@crysenthos7022 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Stirland outlived Solland makes the fall of Solland even more tragic
@richardsorgo8600 5 ай бұрын
In fairness there was nothing in Stirland for Gorbad Ironclaw to pillage.
@spongeyspikes09 2 ай бұрын
And then Balthasar freaking Gelt saved that province's economy 😂
@InquisitorThomas 3 жыл бұрын
It’s okay Stirland, at least you aren’t Sylvania. **Vampire Counts invade Stirland** Well never mind.
@Antidragon-nl7by 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! Sylvania was once part of stirland! The only reason the whole province isn't a nightmarish undead nest is because even the %$&@ing vampires wouldn't go there.
@rull11100 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Slovania?
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Btw the fish head pie exists in real life.
@Antidragon-nl7by 3 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 How do you rate it? And am I a freak for thinking it looks appetizing?
@dominicmanester8125 3 жыл бұрын
Being a peasant in Sylvania is often preferential to being a peasant in most of the Empire. Taxes are pretty low and you only occasionally get executed for your lords amusement, all without an inquisitorial official threatening to burn your village to the ground for some perceived slight.
@Shrapnel57 3 жыл бұрын
That 5 meal course is going into the book!
@tomjilek871 3 жыл бұрын
You are not dead L? thank to god🥺
@michasokoowski6651 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how this grudge is going to be settled
@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 3 жыл бұрын
No trade agreement and a contracts to never sell them any dwarven ale. Untill they learn to cook.
@finaladvance5085 3 жыл бұрын
That 5 meal isn’t going in the book of grudges! It’s getting its own volume
@ianlintner 3 жыл бұрын
There were still four more meal left
@electricbayonet2 3 жыл бұрын
The most impressive thing to come from Stirland is a militia group so renown that they stopped 'Stirland's Revenge' from being a euphemism for the nuclear diarrhea outsiders get from Stirland cuisine.
@DeinosCZ 3 жыл бұрын
Now I understand why Gotrek (Gotrek and Felix novel series) almost choke that Stirland innkeeper when he ordered a beer at the bar ! It was hot boiling beer !
@BerserkMoogle Жыл бұрын
The hot beer is from the actual lore, which is hilarious. According to one of the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay books, Stirlanders like to take red hot firepokers and plunge them into their beer tankards to warm it up.
@generationm2059 Жыл бұрын
Despicable...
@olafgurke4699 9 ай бұрын
Even funnier, there are regions in Germany where they drink boiled beer. We do have our own Stirland.
@inwit594 2 ай бұрын
@@olafgurke4699 No wonder Hitler was so evil. He was from Stirland!
@anonymeroverlord 2 ай бұрын
@@olafgurke4699 Really? Where? I've never heard about that as legitimate drink, only as a "cure" for colds
@olafgurke4699 2 ай бұрын
@@anonymeroverlord Well, how legitimate it truly is, I am admittedly not sure. But the word certainly says that the Saarland is fond of it.
@davebowman9000 3 жыл бұрын
The dwarf in this video arriving to his Hold: -I have been wronged!! -What happened, Brother? -I was...I was served...Boiled BEER -By Grimnir!! THEY SHALL PAY FOR THIS!! Fetch the Book of Grudges! This cannot go unanswered!
@emptank 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps Karl Franz's greatest act of diplomacy was maintaining an alliance with the dwarfs after this unspeakable grudge was issued. He had to let the High King burn part of Stirland to the ground, but most of the empire agrees that nothing of any real value was lost. And the rest think he should've asked the grudgebearer to burn the rest of it too.
@apollomars1678 3 жыл бұрын
nononono not even the dwarfs wanted to return to that place to settle this special grudges. not even fucking demons of chaos DARE to step into this country. they would get killed in minutes with this special beer. its the perfect defense mechanism..but at what cost.
@Ake-TL 3 жыл бұрын
@@apollomars1678 cost of beer. WHY, SIGMAR, WHY?!
@danietkissenle 2 жыл бұрын
-fetch the iron drakes
@lionheartgoodfellow3770 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, What kind of heretic serves boiled beer?? disgustaaaaang
@hdjwen2405 3 жыл бұрын
“Sigmar protect us from that cursed pie” said by a dying witch hunter
@sorkvild1473 3 жыл бұрын
Oh G.R.R Token in the video about Halfling. I love his books, especially Sigmarillion!
@Antidragon-nl7by 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the "Nutty Fig Pudding" grudge? For a race whose diet is 90% alcohol, Dawi sure take their culinary arts seriously.
@Temporal94 3 жыл бұрын
Good beer needs to be paired with good food, boi.
@AntisocialLurker 3 жыл бұрын
In fairness, I think the list of what the Dawi don't consider serious is a lot shorter then what they do. If such a list even exists.
@josephmoffatt4696 3 жыл бұрын
@@Temporal94 This is true.
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
Dwarves will start a grudge over just about anything. In the lore, Dwarves never ride horses. Simply implying that a dwarf is scared of horseback riding will create a grudge.
@patrickh8109 Жыл бұрын
@@AntisocialLurker SHORT!!!?
@aleksyherominski7345 3 жыл бұрын
Nurgle demons: "Let's infect the wor..." *See stirland food* "Eurgh! Go back! Go back!"
@_greenrunner_ 3 жыл бұрын
“My emperor, the vampires have invaded the empire and taken control of a province!” “By sigmar, amass the armies and prepare to take it back!” “It was stirland tho” “Ah” *Sheathes sword* “We will get it back once the vamps realize what little value there is”
@fatjellyfish9478 7 ай бұрын
As someone who conquered stirland...fuck stirland if you ain't bumrushing riekland just cross the river and take the other province
@FreedomFighterEx 3 жыл бұрын
When the boiled beer came up, I could hear the disturbance in the force in every single Dwarf hold.
@euromanijak 3 жыл бұрын
2:22 *plays sad beastman violin*
@theshushu7940 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! I actually missed it. Thanks captain! o7
@hohenzollern6025 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man I missed it too... actually made a comment asking where the dead beastmen were.
@aymanelkadouri8235 3 жыл бұрын
Morgur dead
@mercurialfunk 3 жыл бұрын
This channel has taught me more about the world of Warhammer than anything else.
@reidparker1848 2 ай бұрын
Look up Sigmar's Heirs, WHFRP. It's part of the Storm of Chaos timeline, not the retconned nuHammer ET garbage, and has a ton of lore about Imperial day-to-day life.
@BowserwithaShotgun 3 жыл бұрын
I am not a drinker, never touched any form of booze. But the idea of boiled beer feel like a war.
@AdventurerOfOblivion 3 жыл бұрын
Actually same. When I heard boiled beer I had to check to make sure I heard that right. I was like "wtf? I don't even drink and that sounds wrong"
@13gan 3 жыл бұрын
Boilled beer is actually, kinda a real thing. Its an old pub fare that's not common to find nowadays. Its not called boilled beer though but mulled beer/ale. Its basically the same as mulled wine, which in Bretonia, is probably a crime.
@brianr.6376 3 жыл бұрын
@@13gan isn't boiled beer just water with taste. Cooking wine lost it's alcohol when boiled
@zipkivol 3 жыл бұрын
I have flashback from Vietnam and WW2 with this aberration. Even Chaos realms don't think about an evilest thing!!!
@Rammkommando 2 жыл бұрын
@@13gan my dad once told me vikings would stick a hot poker in their wine, though to be fair i think some mead and wine were meant to be served hot like that, also in fiarness it wasnt boiled rather it was a hot poker stuck in side it
@user-lk7lr3te3r 3 жыл бұрын
When Tarriff makes a Horror scene with a food And it's better than Hollywood
@Antidragon-nl7by 3 жыл бұрын
Is there any place better than Hollywood?
@chikinsensei 3 жыл бұрын
Narrator : Rocks Subtitle : Stone Which one is it ? Make up your mind... that's why nobody likes Stirland
@assassinseeveehood 3 жыл бұрын
@@Trusty_Stranger Rock and Stones Brothers!
@itsjared4845 3 жыл бұрын
The Empire: "we don't like Stirland" Vlad: "so you don't mind if we take it then" The Empire: "be our guest" Faction Destroyed Stirland The Empire: "HOW DARE YOU DESTROY STIRLAND YOU BLOOD SUCKING MONSTERS!!!" Vlad: "but you said..." SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!!!
@arya31ful 2 жыл бұрын
Vlad : "Uh..., present?"
@whiteeye3453 2 жыл бұрын
So wait they let destroy stirland and empire give vampire courts fuusy fit
@michalaubrecht1512 Жыл бұрын
@@whiteeye3453 look, you just held a bunch of words hostage, so it makes no sense, but I'm gonna assume that you're don't get OP'S comment, so let me explain. If Karl Franz declares war on Stirland(with intentions remade it for a better), he'll be seen as aggressor, his reliability ratings drop and everyone will hate him for being warmongering monster and declare war. So, by letting Vlad burn down that hellhole, Franz can retake it while he's conquering Sylvania WITHOUT hurting his reliability and getting 2 empire States for price of one, removes vampire threat,etc. TL,DR: let vampires conquer Stirland, retake along the way to destroy them
@szymonrozanski6938 3 жыл бұрын
Also they serve grilled rat skewers... Using skaven.
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
But let me guess, they still deny that ratmen exist.
@JoseCastro-fn9xs 3 жыл бұрын
🤮🤮
@igorvonlauenburg5994 3 жыл бұрын
@@SallinKari Ratmen don't exist silly.
@aymanelkadouri8235 3 жыл бұрын
@@SallinKari do you want to die or to live
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
@@aymanelkadouri8235 Depends, am I require to eat Stirland cuisine or not?
@sov7513 3 жыл бұрын
Visited stirland once, never again. Not even if the elector count ask nicely
@bogdan3386 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, there's the opposite of Stirland that being Midenland which is the best developed province of the Empire
@Antidragon-nl7by 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland: offers military access treaties Me: Piss off!
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
I only accepted because everyone else refused and I needed to stop the Vampire Counts from expanding anymore then they already had. I suppose I could have waited for them to take Stirland but... well...
@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland ask military access from the Moot : "OK, but it'll cost ya !" Stirland cannot build a bridge because halflings keep deconstucting it : "Let us cross, our allies need help ! -Sure... but it'll cost ya !" Stirland goes to the council : "I swear it !! YOU will let us pass your land unimpeded ! OR I WILL BURN IT TO THE GROUND !!!!! YOUR CITIES, YOUR PEOPLE, ALL BUUUUUURNED IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I ALREADY PAID YOU FOR !!!!!!!!!!! MAKE. YOUR. CHOICE... -... How much you pay us for it ?" Stirland proceeds to genocide the Halflings ... Until Ogres join the party... Without paying. Suffice to say, ogres had a very bad day, and Stirland and the Moot are back to being friends again !
@PowerSkiff12 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland: joins the empire me: "This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals."
@pascalheinrich3990 3 жыл бұрын
@@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 that was Averland and Marius Leitdorf as they wanted going to Stirland to help them with a Greenskin Invasion
@charalamboscharalambous165 3 жыл бұрын
No wonder Manfred is so dead set on the place...
@jonathanwells223 3 жыл бұрын
He really deserves it
@MarkD5678 3 жыл бұрын
Like the typical Slovenian he is
@mguy5923 3 жыл бұрын
@@MarkD5678 Hey, don't talk crap about my boi Vlad! Manny is fair game, but the rest of Sylvania is precious!
@Antidragon-nl7by 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! Sylvania was once part of stirland! The only reason the whole province isn't a nightmarish undead nest is because even the %$&@ing vampires wouldn't go there.
@deathkorpstrooper8228 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... Slovania was once a part of Stirland?
@meltdown4126 3 жыл бұрын
@@deathkorpstrooper8228 it could still be, technically, but Sylvania is a rather special case, so even tax collectors rarely visit, and when they do, they bring a detachment of troops.
@novaterra973 3 жыл бұрын
@@deathkorpstrooper8228 Sylvania was abolished as an Imperial state after the Third Vampire War, de jure annexed into Stirland. But since no officials in Stirland would ever go willingly into Sylvania without heavy protection, even while Manfred was temporarily dead and the vampires were laying low, it was in name only. It was then used as a dumping ground for impoverished nobles, useless scions, and bastards, who were so horrible and incompetent in ruling that they made Sylvanians look back the Von Carstein years as good ones.
@deathkorpstrooper8228 3 жыл бұрын
@@novaterra973 interesting. That's good to know.
@c0rg110 3 жыл бұрын
Morghur can never escape
@multi-snakedragon4184 3 жыл бұрын
*Stirland when it eventually gets warp nuked* Some witch hunter: thank god those make belief rat men nuked Stirland.
@aprinnyonbreak1290 3 жыл бұрын
They don't exist. See, them existing would imply someone stayed in Stirland long enough to build a nuke there, which is impossible. Much more likely, the alleged "ratmen" who built a "nuke" were in fact a fish head pie, that the Halflings crammed so full of fish heads that they accidentally caused nuclear fusion to occur. Gelt agrees with this theory, and in so doing, also claims to have discovered and invented a theory of nuclear fusion.
@masonhidari 3 жыл бұрын
Inside job
@xLs58x 3 жыл бұрын
By turn 50 they just become new Sylvania
@jonathanwells223 3 жыл бұрын
*Slovenia
@monegal1 Жыл бұрын
Quite an improvement tbh
@misterhyde408 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... Those innkeepers... What a bunch of frauds !! These are no Halflings meals ! I saw those meal on Gromhub !!!!! And it was cheaper !!! Shame on them !!!
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly fishhead pie(which is real... somehow) does sound like something a goblin would come up with.
@lolasdm6959 3 жыл бұрын
@@SallinKari Hey, at least it isn't pickled herring.
@Yondayme666 3 жыл бұрын
Not even Grom would be so cruel as to make a dwarf drink boiled beer
@LordVader1094 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yondayme666 He'd make an Elf drink boiled beer though
@LordOlegg 3 жыл бұрын
boiled beer, Jesus...
@patrickh8109 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You mix it with nutmeg , ginger, sugar, and either some rum or brandy. It's called a flip.
@DeinosCZ 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickh8109 just reading that almost made my stomach flip ! DISGUSTING
@24Ippo 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickh8109 your name is being written in the book of grudges
@alphariusfuze8089 3 жыл бұрын
By Sigmar...
@raa5275 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphariusfuze8089 No
@fotppd1475 3 жыл бұрын
and he didn't even mention its neighbors.
@aprinnyonbreak1290 3 жыл бұрын
When the vampires come through, it's realistically a mercy for the guests.
@aymanelkadouri8235 3 жыл бұрын
In vermentide 2 the tusk gore spear has a description about stirland stabbing beast men whit it and selling the meat to halflings
@xristosdago 3 жыл бұрын
Dwarf : in the book
@shagaru1234 3 жыл бұрын
i legit want to know how you can churn out these amazing videos on a daily basis
@ANDREALEONE95 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland is lucky to be part of the Empire or it would be obliterated by Dawrves.
@carnage_painting5498 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Morghur
@Achillez098 3 жыл бұрын
So Stirland is the Empire's equivalent of New Jersey? Good to know
@tanith117 3 жыл бұрын
With British cooking.
@garymcjerry 3 жыл бұрын
@@tanith117 German cooking*
@novaterra973 3 жыл бұрын
This is actually canon, mainly coming from the old WFRP.
@thegasmaskwarrior341 3 жыл бұрын
Subtitles: Stone Narrator: rock People hate Stirland so much they don’t even bother to check for consistency
@aprinnyonbreak1290 3 жыл бұрын
Morghur in death has now dealt more damage than he ever could alive.
@krakerbox1108 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the pie: It's real, it's called Stargazy Pie, and of course, it's from Britain, the real life equivalent of Stirland.
@Tommonius 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you work fast tarrif!
@AHPMB 3 жыл бұрын
A dwarf from the distant hold of Karaz El Paso.
@beastwarsFTW 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland food is made like that so Halflings won't steal their food.
@santirank 3 жыл бұрын
This is borderline experimental...
@mathieuverschelden4525 3 жыл бұрын
I bet it was Elves who taught them how to bake that pie seeing as they did taught to Cornwall that recipe.
@Zantides 3 жыл бұрын
Geography wise it should be vampire land, so just let em have it
@novaterra973 3 жыл бұрын
Might actually be a good thing for Stirlanders, but only if Vlad rules Sylvania.
@NiThZo 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland is being famous, for being the province, where Victor Saltzpyre is born at. ... Yeah, don't visit Stirland...
@BLS31 3 жыл бұрын
Huh? I thought he was from Senden, which is in Middenland.
@wyvernharries4788 3 жыл бұрын
This 15a has opened up a lot new fronts for you, haven't it.
@Cynidecia 3 жыл бұрын
The beer being boiled scarred the dwarf to such an extent the existence of stirland is going in the book of grudges.
@CBRN-115 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland? More like Dirtland. Bah, dirt-poor province
@alexanderstanfield5845 3 жыл бұрын
Daily memes. Holy sigmar tariff must have a trove of alreadly done memes or he makes them super fast
@snowelfswordsofwinter3328 3 жыл бұрын
This is nice..... i’ve might’ve said this so many times I lost track but please in sigmar’s name keep up the glorious work.
@ninnoofthelastunicorn2693 3 жыл бұрын
Man, that Dwarf was so offended he forgot to write "All of Stirland" in the great book of grudges.
@mikepliek 3 жыл бұрын
I dint notice that i had warframe menu of Orphix Venom in the background the music fitted so redicilously well when the dwarf spoke his story. i was truly sucked in the story that was told
@user-sb2xr9vw1f 3 жыл бұрын
This is tragic
@TheWhiteDragon3 3 жыл бұрын
Well, at least they have a pretty cool emblem
@tomhastoast9513 3 жыл бұрын
At least it isn't hochland.
@navilluscire2567 3 жыл бұрын
Even Hochland has more exciting things going on than Stirland, they've got semi-regular beastmen raids, dangerous (probably) haunted dark woods covering most of the province, would be bandit warlords hold up in forts scattered about the central hills reeking reliable havoc, crime rings aplenty while being sandwiched between great mountains rich in minerals which are home to both cool dwarves they (the Hochlanders) trade and drink with and vile orc bands that menace and raid occasionally, and lastly they're arguably at the near nexus of Empire wide political intrigue and scheming both religiously (namely the whole Sigmarites vs Ulricans thing) and ofcourse secular shenanigans. (staving of civil wars, managing squabling nobles, and keeping good'ole provincial *"one-ups-manship"* in check)
@novaterra973 3 жыл бұрын
Stirlanders sleep with their siblings, Hochlanders sleep with their long rifles.
@OST1350 3 жыл бұрын
This show is just fricking genius! I love it!
@AR.YOUTUBE.TOOK.MY.EFFIN.NICK. 3 жыл бұрын
My effin god... I cried because of this... while laughing.
@sevenayashinedown1283 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland, it's just like New Jersey except if the rats sometimes ate people. *Whispers* Oh my bad, it's just like New Jersey.
@doggonongrata8905 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. You're fast son.
@chaospacemarine8330 3 жыл бұрын
BY SIGMAR'S WILL, I am legitimately hooked. Make an entire series of those, and not just for the Empire, this action does have my consent!
@RocketHarry865 Жыл бұрын
Imagine a Stirlander dish so horrible not even Stirlanders would touch it willingly and they only serve it as a torture technique.
@thenutella8846 3 жыл бұрын
How blessed we are to have such quality content come out every day. You sir, give me hope.
@Watanga10 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a major trading post along the Reik and being in the centre of the empire. Only to have this reputation.
@xiaoyu1949 3 жыл бұрын
zombie: WHat kInD of plACe iS thIS?!?!?!
@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208 3 жыл бұрын
So Stirland = Boston?
@argumentumadhominem3977 3 жыл бұрын
England if you look at this cuisine imo
@idiotgaming6376 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I live in Boston were not that bad ok are sports team are
@metrozeegle4985 3 жыл бұрын
When they got invaded by Sylvania, that was only mercy !
@Shotgunkjell 3 жыл бұрын
Suffer not the St*rlander to live
@PanzerIVAE 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you dissed Britain's Stargazy Pie Not that I'm complaining it looks like a war crime to me too
@josephquinnswolin3500 3 жыл бұрын
Corporate wants you to find the difference in these photos. *shows Stirland and Habsburgs* Tarriff: its the same thing.
@tomasmisek5598 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, in my empire campaign, Stirland conquered everything from kislev to nuln, and i didnt stop them, what horrors did i unleash
@Pklixian 3 жыл бұрын
Hey look on the bright side, the only people that will visit is the vastly endless vampire tides that will take our problems away! unless karl gets salty that the vampires is stealing his raiding grounds...
@Bigos.Van-Houdon 2 жыл бұрын
The part with the dwarf was genuinely funny!
@gideonmele1556 3 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of Stirland cuisine There is only fish head
@mikkelstergaard6218 3 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it not even starving Brettonian peasants are willing to eat Stirland food
@heello2u465 Жыл бұрын
From a forum game, Mathilde Weber is the only good Stirlander basically. Because of the inverse logic of everyone hating stirland, her being a Gray wizard made her a functioning human being instead of an edgelord you'd expect a dark and brooding wizard would be. And in her messing up the timeline: 1. Managed to have Castle Drakenhof bombarded by the Humans, Dwarves, and Elves in the biggest gathering of artillery in history, with a dwarf-level grudge, after the vampires killed the count she was serving, who was basically van helsing in his retirment years (the original count was assasinated and the one she served was a former witch hunter). 2. Managed to help reclaim Karak Eight Peaks and almost got possessed by Gork and Mork at the same time (by interrupting an ork ritual to separate Gork and Mork into two gods, by being both brutal and Cunning with Ulgu magic, she accidentally embodied them. Managed to throw it off with the help of Renald.) 3. Managed to fenagle an agreement to work on fixing the waystones with the good will she has with dwarves, bringing in Laralorn since they are not part of the High elf Grudge, and all the favors in the eight colleges the players could get. Basically, all the good in Stirland went into her. I can link to the tv tropes and the forum pages, I just did not want to spam links inpolitely, but she'd be worth being a hero in a Total War Mod. The quest/game is called Divided Loyalties. Its worth a read, as its four years of work and still going.
@Banditlord52 3 жыл бұрын
Your vidoes are coming out so fast and in such good quality. That's legitimately amazing.
@hoplite8971 3 жыл бұрын
Bst video in the serie : old world geographical channel ! SERIOUSLY ! GOOD JOB
@Elneco1 3 жыл бұрын
Oh so Stirland is England? No wonder it felt like home.
@MrHappyBoomer 3 жыл бұрын
And Stirland still kicked the high elves arse at the battle of Three towers. Instead of bending over backwards for the knife ears like reiklanders do
@koheletcalaforexclan6508 3 жыл бұрын
“Stirland is famous for having N o t h I n g!” -Narrator
@KroocsMD 3 жыл бұрын
Now I don’t feel bad when they get taken over by the vampires.
@Karmalthazar 3 жыл бұрын
Duuuuuude, keep on the good work, PLEASE! This is awesome. Thanks you!
@zwinnytygrys9865 3 жыл бұрын
Sosnowiec of the empire
@NoxFlex 3 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Estalia, a place famous for his war, heresy, and an incredible population, they are happy, o wait, they are dead
@vagrant2863 3 жыл бұрын
The only melting pot that gets close to Stirland is full of dead rats and warpstone.
@rosalbafuda447 3 жыл бұрын
The Stirland is the only land capable of terrorize the Dwarf!
@leonst.7471 3 жыл бұрын
God Stirland is such a pain in the ass to conquer and hold no matter the faction.
@hohenzollern6025 3 жыл бұрын
"No beastmen were harmed in the making of this video"... stop that!
@hohenzollern6025 3 жыл бұрын
Oh whew... it's the meal. My bad!
@hughsmith7504 3 жыл бұрын
It is well known in the court of Karl Franz, that when he summons the elector counts, Stirland is not included.
@DarkDragonRus 3 жыл бұрын
"- I run away from this place as fast as I could". Probably not fast enough. He is a dwarf.
@WuW0w0-m8m 3 жыл бұрын
Manfred the true elector of stirland likes stirland
@joeyawiki3315 3 жыл бұрын
Stirland food is a british food I see
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
I think that even the Emperor himself would look the other way should Thorgrim lead an army to strike that grudge from the book.
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