Old World Geographic - Horrible Secret of Averland, State of the Empire

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Old World Geographic - Horrible Secret of Averland, State of the Empire

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@Tarriff Жыл бұрын

Old World Geographic continues and there'll be every episodes of every places / cities / locations! Like and Subscribe to support this project! Marius Leitdorf model from Mixu's Legendary Lord mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2802810577

@stefanogagliano6067 Жыл бұрын

Everyone told that Marius Leitdorf was mad.... But where was the Reikland when the unicorns attacked, where was the Reikland when the unicorns stole our cattles...I mean wives??

@Tarriff Жыл бұрын

as the dlc / content update pace of WH3 is slow, I'll concentrate on lore related content till WH3 gets dlc / update because there's only content about Nerfs about IE gameplay rn

@Grivehn Жыл бұрын

Thank you for using Mixu's mod for this. The ending killed not just poor Betsy, but me as well.

@alexandrejose8362 Жыл бұрын

@@stefanogagliano6067 Where was Reikland when the Westfold fell? Where was Reikland when the unicorns attacked us? Where was Reikland...

@user-or7rd6op8o Жыл бұрын

OWG/NWG is still your best series overall! It's always full of complicated in-world jokes! Can't wait for next!

@scoutbossgaming3993 Жыл бұрын

I love when a witch hunter assistant has a same mind as his boss. Handing a different guns each time he see something horrible or heresy.

@randomrhino7500 Жыл бұрын

Why not both

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын

The cannon getting rolled out as the “son” is shown is perfect.

@vadandrumist1670 Жыл бұрын

Legends say an iron dragon once visited Averland and was inspired by its culture.

@Wolfarior Жыл бұрын

God damn it, took me a while. XD

@999masijjyeong Жыл бұрын

you mean the horse*ucker?

@sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it. Please explain?

@einfachnurhd3672 Жыл бұрын

@@Wolfarior help

@Wolfarior Жыл бұрын

@@einfachnurhd3672 Look up Tarriffs video "The MOST Disgusting and CURSED Unit in Warhammer3 "

@ShadowNetWeaver1 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a Witch Hunter actually doing his job properly. Good to see.

@shotgunjustice9605 Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the eventual episodes on Marienburg and Reikland

@-Vandoo-3221 Жыл бұрын

Marienburg is a Bretonnian territory

@Weiswolfe Жыл бұрын

@@-Vandoo-3221 HERESY

@alexthespacemonkey5926 Жыл бұрын

Marienburg is just 1 minute of the city getting kicked to the grown by almost all the old world

@pedroperez266 Жыл бұрын

We dont talk about the *"marienburg incident"*

@muhammetaliuslu3426 Жыл бұрын

@@pedroperez266 dont

@szymonrozanski6938 Жыл бұрын

Witch Hunter: Hellblaster... MORE! Soldier brings a luminarch. Wicth Hunter: MORE!!! Soldier brings all kinds of spellcasters. Witch Hunter: MORE!!!!!!!!! Soldier admits defeat, calls Ikit Claw.

@axios4702 11 ай бұрын

Kit Claw: I-I don't have enough doom-death devices for this-this!!!

@Diresilence Жыл бұрын

The Averland Beastmen are an oddity. Rather than being shunned, killed, or exiled into the woods to integrate into the breyheard, they're instead expected to work the farms, give milk if possessing udders, and ultimately doing what Averlanders do. Namely marry cattle and continue the family and cow line. As such, lacking any chaos corruption, they continue to just.... work the farm. Much to the confusion of other tribes of beastmen.

@alejandroelluxray5298 2 ай бұрын

For once there's Beastmen I don't have to exterminate

@MrMogwaiMan Жыл бұрын

Marius leitdorf in one of his calmer moments of serenity and clarity of mind over here spouting some classic averland poetry

@attila535 Жыл бұрын

Sadly his accnet is so thick, that we can't understand it.

@unionblue21 Жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about Marius is literally one of his skills in game is that he dresses well. Which In turn gives you diplomatic buffs.

@sonofthebearking3335 Жыл бұрын

Gotta respect that drip

@vadandrumist1670 Жыл бұрын

Wait, does that mean everyone else dresses bad?

@leonelimalevu2199 Жыл бұрын

You're saying dwarves don't have the the best drip?!!! THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!!

@AmadeyAzalin Жыл бұрын

@@leonelimalevu2199 only if you assume that Marius doesn't wear dwarven drip

@wastrelperv Жыл бұрын

@@AmadeyAzalin Nice save, you've prevented the War of the Threads.

@nickstone1167 Жыл бұрын

I'm impressed the aide had all those tools of ranged judgement at hand, heavy to carry, but not as heavy as SIGMAR'S JUDGEMENT!

@DoctorM42 Жыл бұрын

He knew they were going to Averland

@Z-1991 Жыл бұрын

Tarriff went from regular memes to actually teaching us about the history, culture, land and traditions of Averland. Definetly this will come in handy for the young generations who seek their future out in the world. I salute you, Teacher Tarriff. You have my deepest thanks. PS: The joke scene with Scout voice was just priceless.

@alpaslanylmaz7303 Жыл бұрын

you really deserve much more people to watch your stuff, not because of the total war games themselves but your editing skills

@kolpere1625 Жыл бұрын

one of the best things about his edits is that they are simple, but highly expressive and funny. You dont need op edit skills to bring comedy of this caliber. Its just perfect at it is.

@jonathanb.5774 Жыл бұрын

😂the fucking inquisitor and soldier just him constantly bringing bigger fire arms is just superb 🤣 (thx for all the likes for such an insignificant comment. no really I just laughed my ass off and wrote about it so thx)

@sonofthebearking3335 Жыл бұрын

🙌

@flyingcavetroll7247 Жыл бұрын

"What do we have that's bigger than a hellfire battery?" "Nothing, sir........"

@Deerksw Жыл бұрын

Bring the doooom! Rocket!

@sonofthebearking3335 Жыл бұрын

@@Deerksw yeah dude, the one time calling another kind of Beast Man to help you with your job is acceptable in the service of Sigmar.

@alect525 Жыл бұрын

@@flyingcavetroll7247 And thus the exterminatus was born

@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Жыл бұрын

0:50 They have a “joke” like this in Cathay that goes like _“How does Zhao Ming tell the difference between his woman and his horse? He can’t, and he wouldn’t care if he could!”_ (Laughs for a Long-ma time)

@handbanana4899 Жыл бұрын

Miso Ying probably invented that joke.

@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Жыл бұрын

@@handbanana4899 I bet she and Gressus came up with it together when her brother dragged her with him for some dining negotiations with the ogre kingdoms. You know, trying to get her to lighten up a bit.

@marchobute4281 Жыл бұрын

I understand why Karl Franz no want to be emperor (in the lore) but the world is in danger and he is surrounded by idiots. Poor Karl Franz.

@alexandrejose8362 Жыл бұрын

Poor Chuck. Poor parenting led him to becoming a beastman.

@Kummitusv6lur Жыл бұрын

When the soldier brought the cannon, I knew that a hellblaster was going to solve this :D

@THENemesisXX99 Жыл бұрын

This is easily one of your funniest videos yet. The whole "divorce hearing" was peak looney tunes with them switching to larger firearms. As soon as the Minotaur showed up they immediately skipped from grenade launchers or any other infantryman rifle and went straight to artillery.

@apotato3801 Жыл бұрын

Well now we need more Beastmen appearances in Averland.

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

beastmen with cattle splotches...

@Varsocona Жыл бұрын

This was incredible. Please do more Old World Geographic.

@slaanesh5417 Жыл бұрын

So this was how we make Beastmen Minotaur ror?

@rizalalbar Жыл бұрын

I thought you already know this, aren't you like, the expert about this kind of thing?

@lordadorable1140 Жыл бұрын

And not too long after this very episode was released, Boris Toddbringer announced his intentions of bringing Averlwnd back into proper society by massacring the local beastmen population.

@teamnoob52 Жыл бұрын

I guess he really wants that name change to "Todtbringer".

@user-lk7lr3te3r Жыл бұрын

Wow the quality of the new old world geographic is insane

@notruell2906 Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe we getting beastmen origin story with Averland story. It’s two for one ppl!

@thenightqueen0 Жыл бұрын

When the inquisitor and his assistant see heresy and can’t figure out what weapon is the best method for dealing with such a vile putrid mess

@deadlyydude5522 Жыл бұрын

When he started rolling up the great cannon I died lmao

@pacocheung1864 Жыл бұрын

"Stanley! What do you mean the bucket is from the warhammer universe?! Well I suppose that would explain the demonic warp abilities of a simple metal can......."

@swatsan5969 Жыл бұрын

I like every second they swap bigger weapons everytime they see something weird

@MiguelSanchezDelVillar Жыл бұрын

Averland is the home of the greatest Hero of the Empire, Marius Leitdorf, who stopped the secret invasion of the unicorns of the woods. Also the Emperor's Champion is from averland

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

Unicorns are freakin mental, don't let their charms fool you, they will gore any poor soul they entrance to death! -by a unicorn attack survivor i.c. 2498

@Cynidecia Жыл бұрын

i love how that soldier takes initiative to deal with that Abomination. he ought to be promoted.

@falcon8467 Жыл бұрын

Me and a friend living in a different city have been exchanging Tariff clips for over a month now, always finding ourselves laughing our asses off. Thank you! You really make our days more enjoyable whenever you post a new video! ❤

@jackjones2454 Жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that one day old world geographic is going to cover Skavenblight, say it is a fictional place that absolutely does not exist, and then still say that it is better than Stirland.

@kongskongs8089 Жыл бұрын

The Best content of Warhammer Total war is finally back

@rizalalbar Жыл бұрын

Glad the Old world geographics made a comeback. I hope you'll cover the rest of it as soon as you can tarriff.

@ZetsubouGintama Жыл бұрын

Also, Averland have the less useful elector state troops (dual pistol outriders). Even Stirland state troop are more useful (flaming crossbowmen).

@tavernburner3066 Жыл бұрын

so the didn't let you have the heavy halberdiers?

@johnxina6443 Жыл бұрын

You need to find someone to make a mod that allows the recruitment of weird colored minotaurs out of Averland.

@noelwym123 Жыл бұрын

Scout's a Reiklander? Does that mean Spy is Bretonnian?

@Ruiner667 Жыл бұрын

I can't hear that voice without thinking "Stanley was employee number 427, here he worked pressing buttons"

@kolpere1625 Жыл бұрын

Peak fucking comedy here lmao. The soldier changing his mind and bringing instead a bigger weapon lol!

@Karavolos Жыл бұрын

Aw yeah, my favorite show on Old World TV is on again!

@t4washere384 Жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I'v seen on the internet in awhile. Hope you do more and that someone makes a Beastmen army in those colors.

@rigulur Жыл бұрын

i honestly think there old world geos are the best balance of comedy and lore that Tarriff makes. i loved the animal norscans and alex toddy but these are just masterful

@Turgon_ Жыл бұрын

I still wont get over the fact a dwarf runesmith slapping a frost rune on a slab of ice crashed the salt economy of Averland

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

Truly a most devious dwarf, but fuckin hilarious all the same! XD

@semi-useful5178 Жыл бұрын

Pretty good, you could have also made the joke about how once a year the entire county becomes a lake that is 2-3 feet deep

@Juria1987 Жыл бұрын

Gonna need a Lumanark, or however you spell the damn thing, to burn away that heresy with the power of the sun. Or at least the power of a very very VERY deadly set up of magnifying glasses and a bright wizard lightblub.

@THENemesisXX99 Жыл бұрын

You were close its Luminark.

@memberberrie3356 Жыл бұрын

Now I wanna start playing empire again

@FriendlySorcererSindriMyr Жыл бұрын

Lets not Forget that it was Leitdorf, Who saved the Empire from invasion of deadly Unicorns.

@wastrelperv Жыл бұрын

4ever gr8ful :3

@metrozeegle4985 Жыл бұрын

At least the averlanders don’t serve their guests boiled beer ! I’m still not over this: BOILED BEER ! And I won’t even mention the pie with the fish heads !

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

Yep, the instead serve the freshest milk from their prized dairy cows. (and cow beastmen..)

@jimmyjones5717 Жыл бұрын

Boris Toddbringer has even more of a job to do I see

@TheMrYadrian Жыл бұрын

I missed the " Documentary" about the Old World. Thanx Tarriff.

@Fidel17011984 Жыл бұрын

Witch Hunter be like: I need a bigger gun for this blasphemy. I said BIGGER!

@GutsOfRivia Жыл бұрын

Hope Marius Leitdorf becomes a legendary lord. He would be amazing meme material because of how he acts in the lore.

@AmadeyAzalin Жыл бұрын

This episode of Old World geographic was sponsored by Reikland.

@SuperRedarmy123 Жыл бұрын

finally is back Old World Geographic

@kantez2872 Жыл бұрын

Sweet home Averland... As Taurox used to say:D

@khurtandrei4142 Жыл бұрын

This is definitely the best episode of old world GeoGraphic yet

@Predator20357 Жыл бұрын

The worst part isn’t the rampant Beastiality, it’s fucking Stirland itself is such a blight that it turns it from a joke to an actual problem.

@Anonymouthful Жыл бұрын

I cant get enough of these.

@WhyTestify1 Жыл бұрын

BETSY, get the helstorm rocket battery, THE HEAVY HELSTORM ROCKET BATTERY

@teck-maggedon Жыл бұрын

Best series on KZfaq, period.

@michasalamon8315 Жыл бұрын

No way! I thought I have missed all rge Old World Geopgraphic videos. Thank you so much for making more of these. I got so sad lately about Old World ending that I started to listen to Age of Sigmar adiobooks, this makes me want to re read Gotrek and Felix again.

@tracy79 Жыл бұрын

I'd be the forth wheel to a broken steam tank if witchhunter carl said "yeah we might need it"

@zipkivol Жыл бұрын

Next Nordland... Empire with Nords whom learn to make wall, wine and build house. It's also the area where came from Archaon...

@nvmtt1403 Жыл бұрын

man, this is your best video in the entire history of your channel, no cap fr.

@memnonesargyrhodos9184 Жыл бұрын

I really missed this show!!

@marcochiari4244 Жыл бұрын

Another beautiful episode of the documetary series of Old world geographic! I hope for some more soon!!

@davidmaroney7967 Жыл бұрын

This was good, I'll have to watch the others now.

@mortymcnasty8689 Жыл бұрын

I like the idea that the beastmen problem stems entirely from the actions of Averland farmers.

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

Would explain how they're are able to raise or sustain such HUGE numbers.

@jakubreliga2549 Жыл бұрын

Oh Yes the return of the Best documemtary in the whole old world

@DasChin Жыл бұрын

easily one of the best nature documentaries on the internet. Who needs expensive lore books.

@isaacplanas4948 Жыл бұрын

Averland legalizes the marriage with no humans entities Imrik: trigered Miao iyng: Ho god no

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

Me: **marries a bloodthirster**

@nickorlove7848 Жыл бұрын

This may be your best work.yet. I eagerly await more old wor!d geography!

@ToTheNines87368 Жыл бұрын

This might be your best work yet haha

@joseluisquesadagarijo144 Жыл бұрын

jajajajajaja still better than Stirland jajajajajaja "SHUT UP STIRLAND"

@NotBadEnough. Жыл бұрын

Yes there back. Thank You Tarriff

@damocles7406 Жыл бұрын

God that fucking voice triggered the ancient texts inside my brain. He voiced a shit ton of audios books way back when.

@leowei771 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, this is gold.

@oniuserjh Жыл бұрын

Brother, GET THE FLAMER

@privateeyety5735 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful editing. Those poor witch hunters...

@toad7260 Жыл бұрын

That farmer is secretly the father of all beastmen

@navilluscire2567 Жыл бұрын

Well one of the fathers of a whole new tribe of cow beastmen.

@kahaterein7084 Жыл бұрын

That one nearly broke me from laughter 🤣

@vukzivkovic1556 Жыл бұрын

Im so glad this is back

@maciejpaluchowski6525 Жыл бұрын

I did miss the Empiregeographic

@Lolomlas Жыл бұрын

This is a true work of art!

@astemalmeridous3005 Жыл бұрын

Middenland Best

@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын

Good said, son of Ulric

@user-BadUsername Жыл бұрын

Dude your jokes hit everytime, how come there aren’t more views

@kasatimshardnim Жыл бұрын

My favorite series is back!!!

@tavernburner3066 Жыл бұрын

thank sigmar tariff hasn't learned about the Averland wedding ceremony.

@argumentumadhominem3977 Жыл бұрын

I missed this series.

@WlLDEHlLDE Жыл бұрын

That was so beautiful!

@paulseed1065 Жыл бұрын

This is the best one yet.

@DeinosCZ Жыл бұрын

Well at least Marius Leitdorf is not mad enough to not see benefit's of confederation with Golden order :) With motto for our rebuilding campain being: Make Averland great again ! However there is very high demand for witch hunters and priests of Sigmar in that province to keep populaion in check...............