Reanetse Moleleki mind you, without even having to threaten or so much as talk about it

@@seraphendipity telepathic blackmail. he truly is a god.

That’s not how black mail works. His father bribed him.

That's _RACIST!_

I voted for him.

***** Truth tends that way without the NSA to lead it the other way.

***** Exactly the words that came to my mind :D

Rafeed Kahn i made it to 300

It started with Kim Jong Il having sex with the minister of foreign affairs. If anything, it de-escalated from there.

1000 likes congrats

What are you talking about they have plenty of kool-aid, they just keep forgetting to sacrifice the blood of a innocent child to the kool-aid man

That's so deep. What philosopher said that?

@@isaiahsimmons5776 Kracc Bacc

First people do use shit ton of natural resources, bet it water, petroleum Or electricity

Jim Jones and his fellow monsters forced the people to drink the kool-aid. Apparently when the final recording was found it was horrific.

**funky music** coming from Jonestown, Guyana

They’re groovin

Lmao that last part had me fucked up 😂

I read this post exactly when he said it.

because north korea can create kool aid?

cool down, you are already getting your dose of KZfaq

Every first world ever lmao

I saw this comment a couple years ago and laughed bc I didn’t own any electronics and was watching onion from my public library. Glad to say I now own a smartphone and am being properly pacified

Agree will someone send me a (veggie) burger pls yum

@@origingaming5008👌🏼 heck yea citizen :)

Thought they were talking about trump’s brain

@@boyafrika5748i ain’t reading allat

That's a fucked up movie. It's a euphemism for a severe psychotic episode of a little girl. She practically has a dissociative episode.

Sequel got released. That means branches has further classification?

I'm right there with you, my dude.

The ingsoc profile pic doesn’t really help with your case

"on a long enough timeline all onion stories become true" George Orwell 1948.

@@hitchslap8254 lmfaooo

INGSPC cringe North Korean Jucheism is based

How was this a "reality check?"

@@victorvelie3980 shut up and keep eating your burger, fat boy

@Tranquilized Horsefly freedom is relative. No one is truly free to do whatever they want, however people in modern first world nations have more freedom than in any nation ever created. It's not something to be cynical about. Sure, there are forces always working to undermine people's freedom in these countries, but that doesn't make them anywhere near as bad as a totalitarian nightmare like North Korea where you are literally forced to worship the leader upon pain of death.

@Tranquilized Horsefly ok explain it to me then oh wise one

@Tranquilized Horsefly That doesn't make sense, care to give an example? If you mean we don't have free will, I would agree in a way. But that is irrelevant to what kind of society we have because all societies are equally devoid of free will if free will does not exist. The most logical measure of freedom, if the word is to have any meaning, is the ability to do what you want to do, and certain types of governments and societies clearly do a better job of making this possible than others.

Mrbobsack438 Didn't see the newest Avengers?

james turd Definitely not up to par with the first but it was enjoyable for sure.

TheDoubleDinger It was so much better than the first one, are you kidding??

TheMightyWill Why are you arguing over!?! The MAN wants this from us!

Jon Starace *Why are you arguing

@@AnOnlineDweller ... the comment could be sarcastic, lol

@@jamesbrendan5170 Oh

Right? I am learning SO MUCH!

The amazing thing about the Onion is that they've churned out a ton of hilarious comedy and still managed to have all of it be satirical. I don't think there is a single other satirical publication in the world that has managed that level of efficiency and output.

As we witness at 0:30, who else but the Onion combines tender depiction of history with hardcore deprogramming for USA peons.

Wow no one has replied to this in 5 years.

@@mr.vercotti9509 well, now you did,and you ruined it

Lmao

...

It was satire

It’s so startling because I’ve never heard anyone refer to America as an oppressive regime.

This is the first time I've heard a KZfaq video call the good old usa a oppressive regime

@Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez i do, but for some reason america doesn’t advertise that it’s an oppressive regime? dunno why.

@Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez side note why did you name yourself AOC

​@@robbieskywalker689 that is definition of oppressive regime: it oppress everyone who call it oppressive!

You wanna see a middle aged man doing voice overs on the toilet?

Aw, that's sad :( they don't appreciate what they have.

Max Otto damn man never knew that somebody could get me interested in ties

I feel oppressed simply because our future as a species is more ambiguous than ever!

Mom?

@@maxotto9877 The Ties That Bind, as it were

It is

That was sarcasm.

strilight i know what you mean. I was like, hold on, there's some truth to that... but then, they did point out that we do have more freedom. It is a strange balancing act between government and freedom, hopefully we still have time to find a better balance.

Yeah... I got very confused half way into this video...

+Gristle Von Raben ahaha...its time to wake up brother/sister, that was what that was...

JonattanD Loving the fact that everyone is taking this video at face value.

stichfull How do you take this video?

TANKVC He's probably using his rectal thermometer reading.

JonattanD I distinctly saw color, I thought North Korea was only black and white.

JonattanD Pretty sure this video was taking the piss out of Conspiracy theorists

What... what was the presentation about???

Stop using the word critique you fucking commie. Only commies use this word.

Ok, I will never use the commonplace word because someone on the internet told me not to.

@@IJTRXModel Its intrinsicly a word of weak people. People who cannot create but only piss about other peoples creations. A strong person would analyze other people work.

LockenJohny101 kim jong il anal yzed his minister of foreign affairs

@@broyderpole7497 and I analyzed his mom

lmao

It's called satire

this video is mocking people like you.

@@beans1215 And my comment is mocking people like you

@@TheBaegislash source?

Mr. B No, more like mocking conspiracy theorists.

Mr. B it was literally mocking idiots who believe that.

uhm no. It is the truth.

If it's so true, why don't you move to a country like NK. See if you like it there. Because last time I checked, I can say "FUCK OBAMA" here on youtube comments without being in fear of being thrown in a prison camp (where they would work me until death and people eat each other because they're starving), and that in itself is one reason why America will NEVER be even close to as shitty as a country like that.

Protoman whoosh

XDDXDXD i'm dying of laughter, so true

Yeah, I Know Right?

god damn this video is making fun of people like you.

@@beans1215 pray tell, why do we impose so many sanctions on that little country after we dropped more bombs there than we did in WW2? how is an almost island country supposed to survive and thrive if the sanctions don't let them export or attract foreign investors? and why does no politician here ask that question and vote no against the sanctions? ...how's that representative democracy?

I’m not exactly sure we want North Korea to thrive considering... well everything.

@@Anonkontello yes, but the simple truth is that those sanctions do absolutely nothing to the ruling party, it sure as hell didn't stop them from being oppressive - all those sanctions do is create even more problems for the people

Thx

Damn, how were you able to identify stock music like that?

@@Advisor17 I like to listen to this kind of music and immediately recognized it in this clip.

You get it

Puppet.

spinax22 my god, he's in on it! /s

Jonathan Hall well, when it comes to cannabis, it's far more oppressive than NK

I'd say, considering the 200+ war history of america, it's much much worse

Exactly lmao

Thank you Plato

don't have to feel guilty about their privileged, Western life" You make it sound like I should feel guilty for being born into a better world, I acknowledge I'm privileged (although I personally think just as much as feminists) and that my country should be doing more to help the less fortunate everywhere, but the world ain't perfect and no country would willingly follow another's interest for no apparent reason.

Edge Is Love, Edge Is Life I think he’s just saying that maybe life isn’t no shit.

But some part of it are somehow painfully accurate

RIP

@@kirchoffkyle lmao

How does your father's sick look like?

critique of america

1000/31,000 isn't that bad

what do you mean? this is actual news. just imagine thinking this is satire when it’s an accurate depiction of today’s society. if you want shitty satire, go watch CNN or Fox News. the ONN is probably one of the last real news channels out there

There are a lot of dumb people on the Internet...such as, for example, the guy who made the comment above mine. Although he knows this is supposed to be satire, he doesn’t consider it to actually be satire, because, in his mind, what it says is true. For some strange reason, he seems to think that since Fox is fake sometimes, and CNN is fake, pretty much always, the Onion has to be real. The fact that there are people like him, who think this is an accurate depiction of today’s society, is what makes the video so perfect. If it weren’t for those folks, who actually think Americans are oppressed, and others, who believe everything they hear on CNN, and disliked this video, because they couldn’t tell it was satire, we couldn’t have such quality satire like this. Thanks, dumb people. 👍🏿

the US doesnt care if you leave because you have nowhere to go to.

@@Killerbee_McTitties uhhh...what? People move to other countries from the USA all the time..

@@rcbif101 it doesn't really matter though. America has the world in its grasp pretty much, except for a few places like Russia, China or bhutan. Just look at a map and you see it's sphere of influence by the location of US military bases.

You're exactly who The Onion is making fun of in this video.

@@vurpo7080 it's amazing how many commenters on onion videos don't realize that they're the butt of the joke. Astonishing really

@@victorvelie3980 hilarious to watch the simple minded drones so perplexed at their own inability to comprehend a jest made at one's expense

@@mynewchanel Wait, so you morons in 2020 still don't understand America? This video was made years ago, so I get that maybe some of you didn't "get it" yet... but now it's 2020 and pretty obvious the only joke is on the "proud Americans" that keep lying to themselves.

@@The_Insanity_Plex To quote a wise man. "You're exactly who The Onion is making fun of in this video. "

Spitting what? Why would they be spitting at people their saliva. Why are people recently developing all these weird kinks.

Marko Kraguljac Yes please!

Marko Kraguljac Donald Duck ?

Cold Fire Ronald McDonald!

***** Donald Hume

Marko Kraguljac Who? Me?

It's scary that some of the comments are from 2020 and those people STILL are claiming the end of this video just "mocks" the people that are aware of the massive scam that is American living. There are still people, even today, that think what's going on right in front of them in America is just some "conspiracy theory" or something. Wow!

even from reality checks women are excluded. damn patriarchy

He didn't feel a thing

Steve27775 Scooby Doo?

CashCrazy808 probably more like Team America

Holy crap, was Kin Jong Il in Scooby Doo? And he would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

+Steve27775 IM SO RONERY!

HERROOOOO, WOULD YOU RIKE A BRAG?

What's scary as hell is there are people still thinking it's all a joke. Still... in 2020... thinking this is all a joke. Just wow.

It never was tbh.

it real very real