Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin

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12 жыл бұрын

A man thanks God he's not sexually attracted to children, the nation's women aren't as crazy about Bryan Gosling, and the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around. It's the week of August 13th, 2012.
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@hoangtran4736 5 жыл бұрын

when you are suicidal but you don't want your whole country to know.

@doodlegarbage6769 Жыл бұрын

The Putin assassination attempt being relevant today, 10 years later, is absolutely incredible

@Yoshi19905 2 жыл бұрын

1:38

@onelongwordable Жыл бұрын

Here after Putin just attempted to assassinate Putin with a drone, the Onion predicts reality yet again

@supastar25 10 жыл бұрын

Whoever wrote that Putin bit deserves an award

@holyravioli5795 3 жыл бұрын

You know i wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened at one point. When JFK was assassinated, the KGB didn't know if they were responsible and actually did an internal investigation to find out.

@StevieObieYT Жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for Putin... Imagine waking up and seeing your assassin in the mirror every morning. That's like staring death right in the face 💀

@psychoticgiraffe 2 жыл бұрын

The Onion is so sophisticated in its humor that a joke has actually become reality.

@abhyudayanerwat8558 3 жыл бұрын

This is like the GTA radio news

@TheNinjaTimes 9 жыл бұрын

Thank god Putin was able to save Putin from Putin.

@moekitsune Жыл бұрын

Once again, The Onion accidentally stops being a satire website

@googlesucks6029 2 жыл бұрын

Putin is an example of a person who everyone thinks can play 4D chess but it turns out he can't play regular chess and he just resorted to killing all his opponents.

@nameinnprogress 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that the ONN is an actual news source from a parallel universe

@HighAdmiral 3 жыл бұрын

"The nation's economists are quietly evacuating their families"

@robezy0 2 жыл бұрын

2022: Putin learns Putin behind plot to globally isolate Putin

@ski9k Жыл бұрын

Not even counting Putin's segment, the article about the guy using 2 monitors also aged surprisingly well...

@airtrafficman972 3 жыл бұрын

Man that guy with two screens absolutely wasn't fucking around.

@ymerej_ 3 жыл бұрын

For those who are confused about this. This is the Onion they are know for their credibility

@elle2936 Жыл бұрын

I thought this skit couldn’t get any more accurate after the invasion of Ukraine, but since the Wagner coup it’s reached another level. Truly incredible.