Own a Bolter for Home Defense

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Panda Commanda

3 ай бұрын

dont watch this
i did this in one take because i wanted to annoy my friends

Пікірлер: 49

@Glumpsy 3 ай бұрын

"Nails the neighbour's squig" implies that his neighbour is an ork. I love it.

@KingLich451 Ай бұрын

Zog!

@stankobarabata2406 14 күн бұрын

Considering how widespread and common Orks are in 40k, it's very well a possibility.

@didyoutakemykombucha8336 3 ай бұрын

This voice changer is too much power for a single man

@panda_commanda 3 ай бұрын

Heresy.

@barleysixseventwo6665 3 ай бұрын

Dude escalated directly to a macro cannon! Not an autocannon, not a lascannon, not a Battle Cannon. Nope! Directly to the emplaced anti-void ship weaponry. That’s how you know he’s an imperial fist.

@stankobarabata2406 14 күн бұрын

As Dorn has taught us - the best offense is a good defense, and no defense is greater than a gigantic f*ck off emplacement cannon that's meant for literal voidships.

@calebbowling4137 3 ай бұрын

"because chain sword wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the god emperor intended."

@Burningpaladin 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, chainsaw wounds are DEFINITELY impossible to stitch up!

@garlicbreadcleric6576 Ай бұрын

nah worked for gaunt

@goen5601 Ай бұрын

Yeah it's impossible to stitch up, just need to stitch back.............together.

@thesolantor8624 3 ай бұрын

ngl it definetly be more than a golfball sized hole

@dr.stronk9857 3 ай бұрын

More like a bowling ball sized hole

@cassandrabelyeu2419 3 ай бұрын

Ever seen a Space Marine play golf? They might be using the wrong sports equipment.

@Fraggr92 2 ай бұрын

From the descriptions in lore books, it would be more like converting the entire torso into a massive crater held together by scraps of skin and chitin as the bolt explodes inside the chest cavity.

@tharealchef2539 2 ай бұрын

That 'Astartes' fan animation displays a pretty believable result of a bolt vs. a fleshy target.

@scorntheashwing423 Ай бұрын

"A golf-ball sized hole," eh? More like a basketball sized hole.

@Kriegsman34 3 ай бұрын

“I use a bolter for home defense, first if anyone breaks in I hope I don’t miss”

@afd19850 2 ай бұрын

Because nothing says “screw your wifes head and your dog” to your neighbour more than a stray Bolt round.

@codyfightmaster6277 3 ай бұрын

Just as the God-Emperor intended.

@ImaginaryTerrie3 Ай бұрын

The local government wants to ban assault rifles. This is not an assault rifle but the God Emperor's Devine judgement.

@nobodytrulyimportant 16 күн бұрын

FOR THE EMPEROR, BROTHER.

@ONI_002 2 ай бұрын

as if the arrival of the commisar wouldve helped the xeno, chainsaw wound or not😂

@DeliveryDemon 3 ай бұрын

Godwyn-Pattern bolter.

@Nagrachlp 2 ай бұрын

He should fortify his home, as rogal dorn will is it.

@aidenfurry471 2 ай бұрын

golf ball? no, more like a bowling ball, the initial shot is about the size of a can of soda but then they explode

@trooper0951 5 сағат бұрын

Four heretics fail to break in to my house just as Primarch Rogal Dorn intended

@whoiami1974 3 ай бұрын

That escalated quickly! 😮

@panda_commanda 3 ай бұрын

Why was this my fastest growing video so far?

@kelotane 3 ай бұрын

Because SPESS MUHREENS

@infamoushacker4chan883 3 ай бұрын

The Emperor wills it.

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 2 ай бұрын

Everyone wants a Bolter.

@connortindale962 3 ай бұрын

Not what I expected after curing you of sickness, but much appreciated lol.

@geometrysquared1939 Ай бұрын

But sir... I lack the geneseed and space marine muscles to fire a bolter

@hydra70 2 ай бұрын

Golf ball sized? What kind of weak-ass bolter is that?

@afd19850 2 ай бұрын

Its a Bolt pistol with no ammo that an Astartes throws at the enemy

@MarkoDash 2 ай бұрын

fuse failed to go off, but it's still hits like a rocket propelled 10ga slug.

@sephsticles1016 2 ай бұрын

it's a golf ball for space marines i.e. a bowling ball

@SaintAnthonyIV 12 күн бұрын

Sounds brutal

@michaelwhary7697 2 ай бұрын

Lol. He sounds like a robot.

@Jakkaribik1 2 ай бұрын

If The Enemy can break into a Marines Home you Know it is Done for the Average People.. Or is it? Just another Good Trap against the XENOS

@Ollyatlas 3 ай бұрын

62nd sub

@panda_commanda 3 ай бұрын

I've literally never been prouder of the number 62 in my life

@SLAVKINGRED Ай бұрын

🤓👆 actually its the Omnissaiah

@benedictlim1275 2 ай бұрын

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

@lukehughes-nd6zr Ай бұрын

i used to not know what 40k was played 40k space marine and watched like 10 40 minute videos and now i understand 🥹

@panda_commanda Ай бұрын

Let's be real, this is the only 40k video you need.

@geometrysquared1939 Ай бұрын

But sir... I lack the geneseed and space marine muscles to fire a bolter

@panda_commanda Ай бұрын

I believe it was the emperor who said... "faith issue."