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He realises the most evil thing in the world is the irs when you don't pay your taxes

Paranormal Activity: Tax Evasion

@@curtailedbike4123 not even the Joker would fuck with the IRS

Nobody fucks with the IRS

Lmao

Fr😂😂😂

Lol true

Lmao

Well thats the point like dawg you pay for wasteing their time and you get a free dyagnosis if you have a demon

Is Next Of Kin what happens if they don't find a body

the conjuring details this too!

@Creepy Girl Would that be Mammon for wealth ?

tobi is his streetname.

that actually really clears it up thought they just made up a demon but then refering to it as one of the princes of hell made me curious which one it was based on. though as others in this thread have said weird demon prince to use mammon would of made more sense in context of the story. or heck lucifer himself explaing the whole "world wide cult" level of influence.

Also her hair is a beautiful fire red that they dyed for the film

Fake

Did she have eyebrows before the movie or was that a deliberate choice by the producers to make her look weird as fuck

Toby will regret getting a body . Now he has to paytexts

Toby will regret it he’s gonna have to pay the CA taxes

Damn he also has to like use the bathroom and stuff, and like get constipated, that’s the worst

He'll probably get angry when he finds this out

Taxes Rent Food expenses Gas expenses Yup he gonna regret it lol

Welcome to KZfaq.

Yeah

based

And God bless him for doing so

@@jahoytodiesforahoy4615 was a well spent hour

That was me but with insidious legit couldn’t sleep for days

My kids were about 10 and they couldn't sleep after they saw this movie, they asked for prayers and to drink holy water, which i did and gave them...and they asked to go to church and sign them up for holy communion...which they completed...we lived in a house with noises in the hallway...i had St Benedict crosses on the windows and doors...my ex husbands family not would not visit because of the crosses...i had to clean with holy and salt every week ,,eventually the noises subsided but the last really spine tingling thing that happened in that house was with my daughter when she was then 18... something in the room touched her, she said like a finger going over her foot to her hip...slowly...she got out of the room and was trembling with fright...i put her in my bed, prayed, sprayed holy water and salt on her and the whole house and in her room and played the Gregorian rosary in chant in a cycle. Then took her to school and continued to pray and placed my hand on her head and then aa smoky odor left the car...we both looked at each other and said nothing...after school I took her to church, prayed a rosary over her and nothing else happened to her again..it was the house...my ex husband said the house was built where a sect was started. Well, now that I left ... coincidentally, his family visits him, they probably got rid of the St. Benedict crosses throughout the house. I have my own home and have St Benedict crosses everywhere and I wear a blessed St Benedict ring too and I know the prayer in Latin...we don't experience "things" anymore...however.. i still clean my house with holy water and salt just to make sure.🙏

This was me with The Passion of Christ 😭 I woke up at 3:00 am sharp for a whole week and it freaked me out even more…

I think it helps that you were a kid when the series was just coming out, everything is a lot scarier as a kid.

Did you ever notice Toby's (dragon) feet in the first one? There's a shot where Micah leans over the bedroom cam and as he shift to one side you can see Toby's feet sticking through the stairs handrail. ( I'm assuming its Toby's feet as nothing's there when he comes up the steps and Katy is still downstairs.)

Oh the fucking skater bullshit HAS to be where he drew the line. "He wants to do WHAT with these powers?! Oh, FFS. THIS is IT! No more dumbass shit after THIS! *sigh...*" 😂

Makes you wonder if Tony Hawk might be possessed as well

Oliver Dennis "normal" possessed people

Avä as opposed to abnormal possessed people of course

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Thought it was ectoplasm ? 😂

its always been interesting if you listen to the origin story and the little details of the whole storyline

Just don't watch it in the order he says bc he's wrong about that release order is not the way it makes more sense

He soulda

Gabriel Cáceres what

Actually love foundflix, there isn’t an ad every 5mins...

Its because he does this because he loves to

So you wanna talk about why he doesn't make as much profit as he should?

Demon therapist.

😂

Probably Michael...

Michael Scott for sure.

F in chat for Toby

Typical horror movie franchise

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LMAOO I literally heard him say that as I was reading this and filled in the blanks with what you said 🤣 now I’m wheezing🤣

Lol a Skillshare ad would've been right on point too hahaha

I read it as he said it too

Aaaah, amateur. All know that FoundFlix, the god of film, does not accept the things you call ads.

Lol the best way to watch the movies is to actually watch them.. I know you’re going for a witty smartassy comment by trying to make some statement on the whole series, but no, you’re gonna miss out on a lot of clever things, and mostly the scares. While many will over exaggerate tf out of it and try to just say “it’s all garbage and blah blah”, no... I’m not the biggest fan of them but they’re still enjoyable and fun to watch with a friend or loved one..there’s a reason there were so many of them made, if they really “sucked” then they would’ve went straight to dvd

@@Dominicn123 I don't think that just because a movie is financially successful that makes it a good movie.

DomDiggity nah only good one was the first

DomDiggity Just like that.

You mean listen to the chronology

katie was a part of the coven the entire time

Yea that's what they made happen to cover up that plot hole

One word...Blair witch project Remember when people thought things on the internet were true

Shadowedghost that’s not one word

@@hbeggie lol

Bud It Was 15K BUDGET

@@hbeggie yeah I know I actually thought about changing it but then said ah fuck it

Lel

My Mexican Mom growing up: MIJO! If you're lying to me, mira, the devil is gonna sleep with you tonight! My dumbass brother: I INVITE HIM IN MY BED! Me: *wondering why scary things kept happening in the basement*

This sounds like you've been hit with a flying chancla

Facts😂😂

I want be like mom everything it’s not because of the phone

In paranormal activity 2 kristi literally said that she didn't remember anything in her past but Katie did remember a bit , Katie told Kristi that they were surrounded by the weird people.

When’d they mention that?

@@Faris_GamingRobloxmakes sense

or bad writing but yes brainwashing

This happens to victims of real world ritual abuse, theres a psychological process of splitting a person to suppress memories, it's horrible

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hahah i got that reference

I’ll do you one better. Why is Toby!?

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who is Emilia?

Yeah I would hate to be stuck in that situation

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@Gozer The Gozarian 🤣

Omg😂

@@GeosRealityReport help me step demon I’m stuck in a shitty situation

Right. Fuck it let them learn

Nah deadass 😣😭😭

True

no, housekeeper was in the wrong, she should of talked to them before doing that. I would do the same if I had a housekeeper start hanging crosses on my walls.

@@selectidiot And how did it work out for them? The house keeper isn't wrong and they died because of it

Everyone: damn it Micah!!!

In that old ladys voice"Nice Micah" Micah: oh am i not allowed to taunt

Micah: I’m boutta end my whole career

Micah was on some sigma shit

Micah was one of the worst and annoying characters ever seen in a horror movie

Hey, you forgot 2 of 'em: Paranormal Activity: Resurrection And, of course, the cross over - Paranormal Activity: Toby vs The Blair Witch

@@StefanSochinsky Okay but now I fr want a Toby vs Blair Witch movie. DAMMIT!🤣

Lmao😂

Toby vs. Pennywise

Who are you!!!!!!?

dude i think i've seen you here before, many times

I'm surprised to see you here. You have good taste. XD I'm glad he's doing this series cause i lost myself at the last

@@pnvdez9701 just some guy without a mustache obviously

We meet once again my mysterious commentator😏

Right I’m still confused about it 😐

I got an AD in the intro. Kinda a mood killer.

He is a god. A god of no ads

He loves movies. He is way better than CinemaSins

@@majinjason You’re such a weirdo wow

i find that super intriguing because the actual Archangel Michael isn’t devoted to “God” he’s devoted to war or aiding protection in anything or anyone, and demons tend to work with angels (the bible does not depict them accurately) so i find that somewhat accurate!

Michael to offer protection from a summond demon.😈👹👿💻👻📸🎥🪑🪟

The letters M, C, and L are shown by each corner of the triangle. Its explained MCL comes from Mi Cha El, calling on a channel Michael to offer the protection from a summon demon.

Michael to offer protection from a summond demon 😈.

@@HauteJAYSMR source?

Camera 🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥 like , we've seen that too much by that point

Time as the Salem Witch trials to see the actual deal like we've seen the too much by that point

If you can see them...they aren’t invisible, are they?

well all children grow up with an imaginary friend so its a normal thing for parents to see their younger children doing things like that. How they supposed to know if its just their kids or a demon trying to take their souls?

@Blister that you remember....doesn't mean you didnt have one at some age. I will admit i guess not all children do it but i would say close to 99% do.

@@lordvika2526 Eh I agree with Blister. I know for a fact that I didn't have an imaginary friend.

@@lordvika2526 on what basis are you saying that? Have you personally talked with those 99% kids? Say "many kids" not "most or all kids".

He came in and was like "OHH HELL NO"

That had me cackling in the movie theater when it happened 🤣🤣🤣.

Maybe its an antichrust scenario where he wants to get into politics and lead humanity down the wrong path. It seems to me that demons need cults to conduct rituals to bring them over into the materual world, if all demons could freel travel to the real world there should be way more hauntings on a global scale rather than just tobi.

This was the first thing I thought of when finishing the last movie and I’m honestly so surprised that more people don’t mention this

​@@Bojo29 The thing that is almost never divulged is that while demons are typically malicious, they are also quite respectful and generally just curious beings. They don't *usually* take by force, but they have no qualms about it if they're ridiculed or taunted. Their whole behavior is based on "games". I think if they actually showed some sort of narrative about who "Tobi" actually is in literature and why his behavior is like it is, the movies wouldn't be so convoluted or messy. Asmodeus, in all of his depictions, is basically a Greek satyr. He is capricious and flaunting and enigmatic, and is also the figurehead of lust and carnal affections. He obsesses over women (and if you go by the Book of Tobit; one woman) he is fond of, and is possessive and easily scorned while seemingly charismatic enough to lull his prey into a false sense of security. His goal isn't to hurt anyone, per se, unless you're 1.) a man, and 2.) belittling him. Asmodeus in the movies is much the same, albeit bad Hollywood demon style.

Oh my god as a mom of three boys I can just imagine a possessed by Toby human stepping on a Lego and being brought to his now mortal knees while I stand there like “ha! first time? You get used to it. Welcome to mortality buddy!” And a tearful Toby looks up like “I don’t wanna be a mortal anymore, I wanna go HOME!” Then he calls his mom demon like “can you come pick me up please? I don’t like it here and I’m scared!”

It’s none of my business, I know, but I’m not so sure that saying the G.D word was the best way to handle that, but if it was a demon I’ll bet he loved the fact that your first response was cussing God I used to cuss until I found out that the Bible talks about how we will all be judged for every single word that passes past our lips.but I’ve never understood why we cuss God when something upsets us, Nope I’m not trying to be a smart ass or anything like that at all. Just posting my thoughts like everyone else on here. I’m so ashamed of myself for cussing like that in my passed. I can’t imagine what people must have thought of me back then. I know we all make mistakes especial when we are young. Teenagers think they know everything. I know I did at that age, but then you grow up and realize that you didn’t know anything about life at all. Dear Lord please forgive me for my sins In Jesus’s sweet name Amen

did you wake up for work on time? also Teresa, was the bible not written by mortal hands? that's just the understanding of god's morality from mortals, we truly have no idea what god could want out of us considering we have no evidence to his existence. (of course implication doesn't exactly mean causation but I don't believe it matters if there's a god or not. we're still here, aren't we?)

@@teresahickey3021 do you think it might of been a joke?

@@teresahickey3021 nobody cares

@@pizzataph i agree

This story... needs a movie of its own. I’d totally watch The Laundry Man.

Your Mom reached level 2. Literally being productive IN HER SLEEP

Dude, this story is awesome! I'd watch that 😆

so your mom is from themyscira

Man, I wish I could sleep work too! Then I could probably get my homework done for once 😂

It’s probably safe to say since Tobi has a tendency to take things and make them appear to have disappeared and that Tobi been after Katie and Kristie their entire lives that Tobi kept that photo since before the fire and that the girls just assumed it was lost in the fire with everything else since then

It also goes with my theory that Tobi let Kristie’s family exorcise him from her body and transfer to Katie

You know that Mexico has a huge entertainment industry…. You should check it out….

Marked one is ranked 3rd on my list, it has the best finale

Lol real loved this movie was honestly the funniest out of all

One of the best

Jamal Johnson idk, id honestly rather see him make some good money off of an hour long video. One midroll means his CPM is gonna be shit.

I would've put about 3 ads. People got to make money. I think 3 ads is good for one hour

Why are people so against KZfaqrs trying to make a living?

@@JR-me7yk Because they don't know how much work you actually have to do to make good content. They still think it's the OG days of youtube lol

and yet im not gonna see i because i have an adblocker

I imagine this scene with the song tiptoe through the daisies playing in the background lol

@@nicolesmith4371 it's Tiptoe Through The Tulips 🌷

It's so funny to me imagining Toby putting those toys in a line and through that ball down the stairs while giggling to himself this is going to get her so good

It's so funny to me imagining Toby putting those toys in a line and throwing that ball down the stairs while giggling to himself this is gonna get her so good

Downstairs well giggling to himself this is going to get her so good

@edwin serpas yeah aye he’s funny af 😂😂

Same

Nahhh. Gotta watch for A+ acting. Considering the films that came out this year, he has a chance for an oscar.

Seriously me too, his commentary to himself is hilarious, "hes probably gonna die, yeah hes dead" cracks me plus hes wildly attractive. so thats never a bad thing

Sameeee

Paranormal 8: Toby for Congress 2022!

Paranormal 9: Toby catches Covid-19 and dies

Paranormal 10: Toby Dances with his dad satan in hell

Paranormal 12: Toby vs The Avengers

Paranormal 13: Toby buys lil Nas X shoes

Ok

This ironically makes sense lmao

Knights of the Old Toby: Sith Lords

1: the phantom toby 2: the attack of the toby 3: the revenge of the toby

The legend of Toby: The last dimension bender

You missed the chance for “The Tobinator” series and I’m upset by the missed opportunity

😂😂😂

Thats why i sleep like fin from adventure time

No joke, it was that one scene that scared me the most when I watched it the first time. The sudden crash to the floor and being dragged away while the door is slammed?! That's scary as fuck to me because what would've happened if Micah wasn't there to save her at the last second?

My bed is high up and theres boxes under it. But a skinny legend demon could fit in there and stretch its arms up to grab my ass so

Nah man that's the bloody dog wanting out so he cab take a shit.

Even Toby is scared of John Wick.

@@edoardoprevelato6577 untreated comment

John wick can kill a ghost

𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘵 100 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘺

MY POINT.. EXACTLYY!! that whole part was stupid to me. She could have been grooming him since a baby.

Literally came here to say this is the thing I still don't understand. Who is Robbie and why did Katie give Hunter up? That part still makes no sense to me!

Honestly i think it makes sense that she didn’t keep him! In this universe Katy is literally a murderer on the run. Supernatural or not she is definitely a wanted criminal. Hunter is a missing child who is definitely being looked for, separating makes it easier for not only her to stay on the run with the likely help if the midwives but hunter would grow up and be in a household with a virgin somewhere so when they need to go get him he will be able to spill the blood of a virgin.

@@brittsilva interesting

Hispanics rule!!!

I fear the chancla more than I do any stupid ghost

Legit my favorite out all of them like tbh I could have seen him being the only one to survive por que somos así de cabrones

They clearly went to the "Doomslayer School of Demonology"

They are true Americans

I know right, no one ever asks how Toby's doing

Everyone say why you doing it Toby not how are you doing Toby?

They always ask what is Toby? not how is Toby? :(

Fun fact: most of the paranormal activity films are based from footage found by police investigation and they left the cases unsolved cause they knew something weird was going on and the ended up selling the footage to film companies making the movies you see today

@@thatonejojorefrence7888 Cap

Knockers in a tournament history Church Freeman history of my history

She has some nice ones

Dude honestly I’m too cracked

Comment Hall of Fame

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

It’s acc tobi

Not to get a body but a CHILD

😂😂😂

For real smh, he just wants that ad rev with his 1 mid roll ad.

Ikr, gotta hit that 10 minutes. psssh

@@pogosamapeople gotta use everyone being home to get rich with low effort videos. In gonna watch a real content creator like N&A Productions

yall stop hating on him. its funny intros. jeez

LMAO. HAHAHAHHA

HA i just remembered yea lol

Bruh you stole this comment

Literally copy and paste of a comment from a few months ago. Exact same word by word.

350k subs, still steals other peoples comments.

Yeah that's probably gonna be needed to stop the demon.

And then maybe the transformers step in to help.

Unfortunately production has been delayed indefinitely because of covid.

“the tenth crusade” bet it would have the best soundtrack ever 😂

I'd love Rob zombie to direct thar movie lol

Wait how and why?

@@adios5072 If you don't know the beginning of The second movie takes place before the events of the first. Why you ask Well toby was attached more so to Kristi because she was supposed to have a baby boy and toby was going use that boy for a new body which was apart of the pact Lois made with him in exchange for power and wealth. So after hunter is born activity around the house picks up to the point where the nanny was caught smudging or cleansing the house which resulted in her being fired because daniel didn't want that type of stuff in his house. But when the activity kept getting worse they called the nanny back and she did this cleansing / removal ritual Basically she detached toby from Kristi place that attachment on Katie which leads to the events of the first movie. This only happened after Kristi became partially possessed so yeah

@@desertswrath8384 ok thank you ❤️

I was today old when I realized it as well...

It is a dick move and he admits that it is when the daughter argues with him about it BUT he loves his wife and Katie is the only person it can be transfered to so I get why he did it. One of those decisions that's crappy either way. Also Toby was already bothering katie some before the transfer so yeah he was just taunting them both. It was really just the possession aspect that got transfered.

underrated comment

I mean he was the strangler

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Moral is dont have kids

Amen 🤣

Yeah I agree. Except you usually find out when it's too late.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mKeYqayoqJaboas.html,.,..,

Yes a cute white girl with big knockers who is possed

well there is another 2 i’m pretty sure but one isn’t out yet

2 have been added since now

Feels good, doesn't it?

And then…they made more 😭

It’s like Halloween or Friday the 13th: It started out good, causing it to be doomed with endless s***y sequels.

every time a new console comes out he gotta have one of the witches go and buy it for him

Playing demon souls

He passed time singing about Bottles of Beer on the Wall

He spent the whole time looking at the demon stars with a demon sextant high on the mast of a demon ship in the middle of the demon ocean in the demon realm. That fits the calibre of worldbuilding this series has.

Ásóðinn Var-Ási Varakksson af Völsung that’s a lot of demons in one sentence

Y E S

Are you living under a rock? The 7th one Paranormal activity: next of kin released a few weeks ago on paramount plus

There's a game like that its called oulast

REC?

Because there (occasionally) isn't one.

Not really, but OK.

Cloverfield?

Sent them bitches straight to the 'Lag lmao.

What paranormal activity series is the Hispanics

Sucks that they got stabbed up by the cult :/

@@martincastro7406 the marked ones, part 3 I think mate

I didn't expect that at all. Man's launched them girls LMAO

Cough up $11.99 for KZfaq premium and you’ll never see another add ever! Great fricking deal!

I wouldn't know, I boycotted ads all my life. From every media. Even TV, anyway, I never really watched TV, except when I was a very little kid.

Yeaaaahhh💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

I've had longer ads than the videos I was going to watch. 45sec unskippable ad 1/2 1min 15sec unskippable ad 2/2 Video I wanted to watch 0:52...

@@rareavisfugit I get zero ads for free. You got clowned.

My reaction

Nope..! 😍

There are 7 PA Tokyo night!

@Miguel Mauro PA Tokyo Night! Yes!

I thought i was hallucinating when Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 was on TV. I thought "how could such a failure of a film have a sequel" i looked it up and almost gave up on life when i saw it made a few hundred million at the Box Office. Luckily the sequel wasnt succesful.

Exactly he still hasn't done the fan vote yet like come on smh

Absolutely 👏🏻

This

No

@ wait how??

You gotta think though the demon wanted to connect with the kids he didn’t give a flying fuck about any adults lol and i mean your comment itself proves Toby just really isn’t that intimidating of a name which is probably why the kids were open to him and not scared or anything.

I remember when they first mentioned his name, i was overthinking it like, maybe it has some demonic meaning like if you say it backwards or an abbreviation, SOMETHING to make it cool dark and scary, but nah... i guess its just Toby. unless someone knows something

It reminds me of that Rowan Atkinson skit, in which he plays the devil, aptly named 'Toby', and welcomes those who've gone to hell.

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he deserves ‘em !

I don’t do what people tell me to do

They really are goated

They're a waste of time, alright

@@chimpmaster This made me spit milk out my nose, and I'm not even drinking milk. Well played... Also, I should see a doctor.

@@ShonnDaylee yeah I think so😂

Why are they hated?

😭 Not you thinking your the firstborn 😂

Same

I'm the middle child

Nah, Just get a semi automatic shotgun, 250 shells, Dual Karambit knives, learn rune systems, geometry, quantum physics, meditation and algebra. Develop your own runes based on sacred geometry and mathematics, become an atheist and your are good to go in a full Doomslayer anti witches/interdimentional space and time aliens rampage.

I don't think that atheism would be the best solution to a *demonic possession.*

Yeah it is. It is my second favorite. The fifth Paranormal movie is my favorite. As far as I am concerned the characters in both movies are not stupid. They act accordingly to their beliefs and with what little information on that witch's coven they can uncover in such a short amount of time.

I agree. I like to rewatch it around Halloween.

The Mexican one? You mean the marked ones?? Lol