Patrice O'Neal - Techniques On How To Get A Bitch

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Patrice O'Neal
From The Black Phillip Show
4/7/07

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@blickluke
@blickluke 8 жыл бұрын
I'd rather listen to Patrice talk about shit than watch most comedians specials nowadays
@anthonycapelle2447
@anthonycapelle2447 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Crant me too, and you're right for doing so. you're actually learning from Patrice while laughing.
@FunnyAsSin
@FunnyAsSin 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Crant I agree. He has such a funny perspective on things. Most comedians like Kevin Hart have writers who give them material that can come across as not heartfelt or even worse unfunny. Patrice says shit with convection.
@Tzipporah36
@Tzipporah36 8 жыл бұрын
yes.. 1000000%
@supastar25
@supastar25 8 жыл бұрын
True..the only other comedian I love to listen to talk about anything is Bill Burr
@jasonpayne6495
@jasonpayne6495 7 жыл бұрын
+supastar bill burr is pretty much dope
@DwyaneWadeCounty
@DwyaneWadeCounty 3 жыл бұрын
"Turn hate into love, emotion is emotion". That's some deep wisdom.
@daviedood2503
@daviedood2503 2 жыл бұрын
And how u do that eh. If they hate u they hate u. They ain't fn with u if they hate u. That turn around to love don't work and no it isn't none of this "well u didn't do it right" nonsense. 😂
@DwyaneWadeCounty
@DwyaneWadeCounty 2 жыл бұрын
@@daviedood2503 Someone once told me that the other person I was fighting with was like my sibling and that we couldn't express how we truly feel about each other. I think that what Patrice o'neal meant to say was that if it seems that a woman hates you for no apprent reason at all, it may be that that it's her way of saying "I like you". I have had women initially express hatred and anger towards me upon meeting them for the first time for no apparent reason, only to find out later that they have a crush on me. And I think that this is the key when someone "hates" you, just play it cool and go about your business like it's just another glorious day. When they treat you like shit, tell yourself that they really like you. They will come around soon. But it's easier said done, because sometimes you just can't help but to react and lash out back. I think that this is when you go wrong.
@shamibrown2287
@shamibrown2287 2 жыл бұрын
@@DwyaneWadeCounty that’s why as men we must practice everyday diligently to be calm
@blakelip3
@blakelip3 2 жыл бұрын
@@DwyaneWadeCounty reminds me of the Anime black lagoon Revy and her love/hate relationship with Rock
@adamjensen408
@adamjensen408 Жыл бұрын
@@daviedood2503 It's simple. Hate is not the opposite of love. Hate is the same as love. The opposite of love/hate? Indifference.
@eezysqueezy
@eezysqueezy 12 жыл бұрын
Never met the man and yet somehow I miss him terribly.
@lotariovergamota6984
@lotariovergamota6984 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club. I was almost crying on my way to the job in the train thinking about how he died and how much i would have like to sit with this son of a bitch and just let his wisdom flow on me. I hope he knows the reson he came to earth ws fulfilled. Requiescat in pace Patrice Oneal.
@luke304
@luke304 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@ReeceHope90
@ReeceHope90 3 жыл бұрын
Bruv, live your best Pimp life and Patrice will always be there for guidance
@DwyaneWadeCounty
@DwyaneWadeCounty 3 жыл бұрын
@juveman123 careful, sexual identity crisis is no laughing matter
@DwyaneWadeCounty
@DwyaneWadeCounty 3 жыл бұрын
@mark mays careful, sexual identity crisis is no laughing matter
@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 9 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a genius.. He knew how to bring women off that pedestal, and knew how to disarm their self entitled attitude.. The women on the show are there to only show the average thinking they have. Lol genius
@aaronquijano28
@aaronquijano28 8 жыл бұрын
amen
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 8 жыл бұрын
Yep. A lot of men wonder why he has them on. It's because it becomes a circle jerk without a woman being a woman on the show. I want people to not be afraid to debate women. They are, in fact, goofy. They all think the same way.
@jeffreymarshall150
@jeffreymarshall150 7 жыл бұрын
Marco Marcella you're the rambling of a emasculated man.
@afauxican_american
@afauxican_american 7 жыл бұрын
Marco Marcella except this dude had a radio show, did stand up for thousands, appeared in movies and you're over here posting KZfaq comments. Fuck outta here.
@afauxican_american
@afauxican_american 7 жыл бұрын
Marco Marcella I mean, really were all worm food. But obviously, he did something right. I don't see your ass doing shit but posting bullshit comments on KZfaq.
@AUSROTTENY2K
@AUSROTTENY2K 7 жыл бұрын
2:00 3:28 4:25 6:14 8:46 9:23 10:38
@humzauddin6692
@humzauddin6692 5 жыл бұрын
this needs to be on top
@ysammo214
@ysammo214 4 жыл бұрын
Thankyou
@icyBulls
@icyBulls 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 8 жыл бұрын
3:02 Best Patrice line ever. He loves women like me, but teases them into liking him because women like that because we do it as kids. Women are, indeed, Goofy.
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 5 жыл бұрын
What did he mean by this?
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 5 жыл бұрын
Or rather, how does a man tease women "like that" to get them to liking you?
@ysammo214
@ysammo214 4 жыл бұрын
True
@hammertoe00
@hammertoe00 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah boys will always tease the girls they liked.
@daviedood2503
@daviedood2503 2 жыл бұрын
@@SammyCee23 bc he pokes fun at things and when she's all riled up, u smile real nice and say "haha eh I'm sorry, look here's my card incase u need a man to tell u if u leaving the house lookin like that next time 😂❤"
@1844Freddy
@1844Freddy 12 жыл бұрын
"You make me sick, you goofy bear!" Hahah Patrice was so goddamn funny and silly, what a hilarious thing to say.
@bilboswaggens2975
@bilboswaggens2975 Жыл бұрын
"And you sit on that hairy fish and wait" that had me rolling
@stackingmoney4623
@stackingmoney4623 7 жыл бұрын
HIS COMEDY WAS WAKING MEN UP..
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 5 жыл бұрын
Woke.
@MrHandzzz
@MrHandzzz 5 жыл бұрын
Thats why the government killed him.
@odinsplaygrounds
@odinsplaygrounds 5 жыл бұрын
IS waking up, IS! His words live on.
@ThirdWorldPastries
@ThirdWorldPastries 5 жыл бұрын
They killed Patrice because he was too powerful
@Bb-xq7gk
@Bb-xq7gk 4 жыл бұрын
Wish I'd been listening to him when I was 15 ffs 🤣
@dannyhantx
@dannyhantx 6 жыл бұрын
One of the great philosophers of our time.
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 5 жыл бұрын
Better than Aristotle.
@karamlevi
@karamlevi 4 жыл бұрын
Not better but just as valuable. As above so below.
@youngmiestro
@youngmiestro 8 жыл бұрын
All hail patrice oneal
@timkingp
@timkingp 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I could have used this advice years ago, but definitely taking care of business now
@Lietiel
@Lietiel 12 жыл бұрын
Too true, especially when it comes to how rarely women make the first move. And that first move is so crucial because it sets the tone for the relationship. In light of all women's talk of equality, it's obvious that hypocrisy is their true platform.
@omalone1169
@omalone1169 6 жыл бұрын
Lietiel and that is the first game they play ...yet even when they make the first move they still play a game
@omalone1169
@omalone1169 6 жыл бұрын
sayvar44 few males give them the need to
@petroglyph79
@petroglyph79 5 жыл бұрын
Men dont have to evolve we build civilizations to protect both men and women. Women have been able to benefit from mens intelligence. And contribute much of nothing that wasnt about them first.
@VoidSurfer9
@VoidSurfer9 6 жыл бұрын
This dude is undefeated
@mohudson274
@mohudson274 Жыл бұрын
As a young man coming up I’ll say that Patrice molded my whole stance on women and how I engage with them. His hundreds of hours on Opie & Anthony should be a mandatory listen for all men. The most underrated mind I’ve ever encountered
@cyclicthings7452
@cyclicthings7452 8 жыл бұрын
Priceless. This is enlightening, and ridiculous entertainment. Patrice is a god damn legend.
@spookflytalker4206
@spookflytalker4206 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice figured shit out ahead of his time. This is almost mainstream knowledge now, he definitely had the right approach.
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 5 жыл бұрын
I agree, but mainstream? Most men are still clueless.
@SilentNight115
@SilentNight115 4 жыл бұрын
Patrices knowledge is far from mainstream, lots of dudes still clueless. Just go look at all the dudes on their 3rd marriage or getting serious with single moms (while they got no kids of their own)
@1_Lando
@1_Lando 4 жыл бұрын
This never needs to see the light of mainstream America
@tristinfleurimond1577
@tristinfleurimond1577 4 жыл бұрын
@@SilentNight115 patrice dated a single mom?
@saverio_6990
@saverio_6990 3 жыл бұрын
@@tristinfleurimond1577 why cant you read XD
@thegamingkitchen8429
@thegamingkitchen8429 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice was doing the Lords Will.
@petroglyph79
@petroglyph79 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice be praised😁👍👍
@anthonyt425
@anthonyt425 4 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@Mike-zy8in
@Mike-zy8in 3 жыл бұрын
Utube are you a good person by living waters
@stevet6665
@stevet6665 5 жыл бұрын
This guy should have been a professor of gender studies when he was alive.
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the only biology based, honest gender studies professor ever.
@philmehrart
@philmehrart 2 жыл бұрын
"You sit on that hairy fish" LMAO
@Virtualcritic111
@Virtualcritic111 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice went through a lot to get to his level of thinking and it’s not bitter it’s understanding.
@luvthick
@luvthick 8 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE O'NEAL - Still sad you're gone!
@losmit2194
@losmit2194 3 жыл бұрын
?
@lunchmeat84
@lunchmeat84 7 жыл бұрын
The more you know...."Black Philip" comes from when they were trying to come up with a name for the show and someone said that the show should be "the Black Dr. Phil". So they made a variation of that by going with the Black Philip Show.
@obiasawa
@obiasawa 6 жыл бұрын
lunchmeat84 wow lol I always wondered why...thanks!
@asdfasdf-yv4vt
@asdfasdf-yv4vt 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because the guy didn’t like Patrice either so he took the “insult” and made it his own.
@facefromda704
@facefromda704 10 жыл бұрын
This is mad funny
@justinpearson9170
@justinpearson9170 7 жыл бұрын
And true. It's easy to control emotional creatures... easier than most of us even realize. He shows and remind us how easy it really is. No matter how complex of a species we are, you can't escape the primal mindset that men and women have for each other...
@mid-coastprojects7979
@mid-coastprojects7979 5 жыл бұрын
Word
@TDG62
@TDG62 12 жыл бұрын
4:57 girl: we need to have a girls camp, and a boys camp other girl: and ill be in the boys camp Random Dude: Yeaaah LMFAOO
@tripleaarcade
@tripleaarcade 6 жыл бұрын
Notice that he pissed the girls off in the beginning and than turned it around ...
@jaylon.713
@jaylon.713 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice >>>> Any comedian out right now
@goreds9631
@goreds9631 6 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes the bears I hunt look just like bears."
@najidastar3996
@najidastar3996 8 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE ONEIL
@Lowclef
@Lowclef 11 жыл бұрын
Men are professionals! We have 200 different ways to get women and we hunt 24 hours a day. Women have MAYBE 2 ways to get a man and they don't hunt hardly at all. As soon as the man figures out how flimsy women's skills are, game over. Like in baseball, If you're a pitcher and you come up against a home-run hitter whos only weakness is that can't hit a curve. Don't try to build a faster fast ball, throw a curve. A fat or ugly guy can get a gorgeous girl if he has a good enough curve.
@yulgomez8279
@yulgomez8279 7 жыл бұрын
Lowclef women dont hunt they chase
@cjmike1024
@cjmike1024 6 жыл бұрын
Lowclef preach, brotha. PREACH!!
@dimitriwhite9150
@dimitriwhite9150 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahah!! 100%
@brianalonso8747
@brianalonso8747 6 жыл бұрын
Screenshot worthy
@JahleelX-xx9wd
@JahleelX-xx9wd 5 жыл бұрын
Spitting that wisdom right there.
@jasonking4753
@jasonking4753 7 жыл бұрын
Idk why "And that bitch goes RAAAAWWRRR and I got all my bear shit" made me so weak but I'm still laughing 7 minutes later
@V3rnSqwd5611
@V3rnSqwd5611 Жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry I’m just playin” is the smoothest transition of all time 😂😂😂
@MrJH101
@MrJH101 4 жыл бұрын
Basically, he negs them to get their attention and then he smooths things out once they’re riled up. That’s kind of a basic, old strategy nowadays, but it can still be effective sometimes. It’s just not for me though.
@ragerenegade
@ragerenegade 4 жыл бұрын
Its a thrill man, everyone should try it atleast a few times before locking it🤣
@lagroad
@lagroad 4 жыл бұрын
S So what’s the go to now?
@ragerenegade
@ragerenegade 4 жыл бұрын
@@lagroad well buddy boy this is going to be long, these videos make it look like these guys were born killers when the truth is its abt practice and consistency cuz you can lose people skills ,patrice didnt become black philip just cuz one girl burned him, he practised which first of all will absolutely give you confidence, most guys are cringy with girls but perfectly social with the guys, why? Cuz they havent hung out with girls as often, we used to make fun of the guys who sat with girls, those fkers get laid, you gotta practise but the most basic rule is which both schools of thought will agree with - you cant appear to be chasing the girl, you gotta be indifferent then she cant shake you down, one method I remember in college i developed, u walk up to the girl, you say damn girl youre (criticise smth) but still decent( find the balance, its easier in my native language), then you say give me your phone number and if you dont see that girl over there, point to a girl who if is hotter even better, say im proposing to her, now you might think this method sucks, its so random ,doesnt make any sense but buddy boy random shit with good basics unfortunately works with women, thats y players say bitches stupid, they r not stupid their logic is different from ours ,i crashed nd burned on this method first two times, cuz i was nervous looked like trying to pass a shit, third time i had a girlfriend so again basics- dont look like you chasing, practise, be interesting dont be scared of embarrassing yourself
@lagroad
@lagroad 4 жыл бұрын
S Roger that. Good read. Thank you for reaffirming myself. Started to doubt myself a bit.
@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri8030
@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri8030 2 жыл бұрын
@@ragerenegade Yo can I get your IG or something? Bruh I need help, atleast I’m not too late In life to stop getting friend zoned, I turned 16 today lmao.
@moneylong6119
@moneylong6119 5 жыл бұрын
Nigga sat there and explained the Game and they still fell for it
@yosixxx
@yosixxx 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for any guy who hasn’t been blessed by the wise words of Patrice. Rip.
@mrarrow958
@mrarrow958 3 жыл бұрын
Basically, if you want a girl, roast her without filter like you roast your boys, and when she starts getting mad at the jokes, let her know they were joke, and that you actually like what you were roasting...
@e.a5612
@e.a5612 3 жыл бұрын
"you're actually sort of cute when you get mad, whats yo name?"
@cmcdonough2
@cmcdonough2 5 жыл бұрын
What a legend, so funny and honest.
@sailingbikingandmore2765
@sailingbikingandmore2765 6 жыл бұрын
“ sometimes the bear I hunt looks just like a bear.” Rofl
@ChineseFentanyl
@ChineseFentanyl 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best Patrice segment in radio, in my opinion
@andrewgoldin6905
@andrewgoldin6905 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the best person to listen to when it comes to women. I would bet he usually had the upper hand in his relationships because of his attitude.
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 жыл бұрын
"Nigga, I can't kill nobody, I just came."😂😂😂
@evansgate
@evansgate 4 жыл бұрын
nobody can get under peoples skin like Patrice. hilarious
@shrzjagati
@shrzjagati 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the wisdom after the 6min mark is insane... Hail Patrice
@itsarendezvous
@itsarendezvous 7 жыл бұрын
lmao I tell women "You're actually kind of beautiful."
@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk
@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk 6 жыл бұрын
Say pretty though not beautiful because kind of beautiful is a full blown compliment
@tribalbey1378
@tribalbey1378 5 жыл бұрын
Your nat bad looking from a far Woman: wats that mean It mean wat it sound like ain’t no biggie
@april1st183
@april1st183 5 жыл бұрын
@@tribalbey1378 that sounds like Patrice 😂
@Manoj-bi2tp
@Manoj-bi2tp Жыл бұрын
@@tribalbey1378 how’s the game going on ?
@bricktothehead
@bricktothehead 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!....control through emotion
@zellyzell1993
@zellyzell1993 Жыл бұрын
Never heard the woman laughed so hard on an episode before good job ladies
@hazmat1303
@hazmat1303 12 жыл бұрын
This is the real ass nigga!
@naeso9994
@naeso9994 6 жыл бұрын
Prophet Patrice 🔥🔥
@KaijiSan4
@KaijiSan4 8 жыл бұрын
DAT 「HAIRY FISH」
@timkingp
@timkingp 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, brilliant, this man is the Dean at the university of "woman" or the entire female gender. This should be written and published, and then sold at stores, and taught in classrooms, and given out free at church for those men looking to god for what these women do to us.
@dleoner1
@dleoner1 4 жыл бұрын
“I can’t just go up and hit a deer in gen back of the head. I’ll feel bad.” Damn Patrice, I miss you.
@InfoOnly2U
@InfoOnly2U 8 жыл бұрын
Hairy Fish lol
@CornholioPuppetMaster
@CornholioPuppetMaster 3 жыл бұрын
He gasp was the best part
@romesrepublic
@romesrepublic 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a bear hunter. I go up, and I got a trap and a bat." Rofl, I'm fucking dead🤣😂😱
@treetheseminole6980
@treetheseminole6980 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@velgregory
@velgregory 6 жыл бұрын
Dog was legendary ! 😂👏🏾💯
@Lietiel
@Lietiel 12 жыл бұрын
What hole? All Cara did was try to interrupt Patrice whenever he was making a salient point, or backpedal with a half-assed joke to avoid addressing his assertions seriously. Those are the debate tactics of people who know that their arguments are made of glass, gentlemen.
@seychellesyuri
@seychellesyuri 5 жыл бұрын
My God, that ending was perfect. And none of this shit was scripted.
@Mike-zy8in
@Mike-zy8in 3 жыл бұрын
Utube are you a good person by living waters
@mrbigg151
@mrbigg151 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the bears I hunt look just like bears. I was DONE lol
@kygu
@kygu 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have heard his take on texting women but it wasn't really as big when he passed as it is now
@Coldwallbar
@Coldwallbar Жыл бұрын
patrice's info literally works every time
@laxman522
@laxman522 12 жыл бұрын
Damn, i miss patrice!!
@avid2112
@avid2112 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the bears I hunt,look just like bears!!! lol
@jacquesandre6336
@jacquesandre6336 4 жыл бұрын
This man be dropping all knowledge
@AnuSupreme
@AnuSupreme 3 жыл бұрын
Did y'all hear when Dante said "it sure ain't" 😆lol
@ezsega17
@ezsega17 7 жыл бұрын
Gold
@Lietiel
@Lietiel 12 жыл бұрын
Word. That's exactly how all dudes should roll. If you hate "Violence Against Women" so much, gals, then you'd damn-well better avoid Violence Against Men. Or else you'll get a dose of that EQUALITY that you claim to want so much. Fucking hypocrites.
@GalenRagna
@GalenRagna Жыл бұрын
god bless your soul patrice o neal
@ginti4725
@ginti4725 4 жыл бұрын
Hairy fish, Hairy fuck'n fish. Gold mate, pure gold.
@nikko.lottsahcocc6917
@nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 жыл бұрын
Some times i like a big fat bitch too (as long as she has got some cuteness about her) I'm with you big dog. ~ RIP ~
@jonathanrivera6974
@jonathanrivera6974 2 жыл бұрын
I literally cried from laughing so hard oh man
@True-Lies41
@True-Lies41 5 жыл бұрын
hairy fish, damp mess😂😂🤣🤣 what the fuck😭
@zellyzell1993
@zellyzell1993 Жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
@h.phillip5245
@h.phillip5245 6 жыл бұрын
Hairy Fish 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrDeathtrooper
@mrDeathtrooper 6 жыл бұрын
I love kariths laugh
@red---paulvanravenswaay2247
@red---paulvanravenswaay2247 Жыл бұрын
She's got the sweetest sounding voice
@stuffbuttz6428
@stuffbuttz6428 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Patrice was hilarious
@piratesfan1995able
@piratesfan1995able Жыл бұрын
Slap/tickle technique. Me and my roommates in college would do similar things patrice is saying. Tease them a little, get them fired up, then say sorry I didn't mean that I'm just playing.
@brandonb3174
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
How do you know you didn’t cross the line? Can you can an example of what you’d would say?
@piratesfan1995able
@piratesfan1995able Жыл бұрын
@@brandonb3174 I was recently traveling through Europe and was talking to some British girls at a bar in austria. They said they were from Liverpool and asked if I knew anything about it. I said, yeah isnt it like the jersey shore trash of England. The one girl got pissed, started yelling at me, wtf you know you stupid american, etc. I said what I've heard its known for its awful accent but your accent actually sounds very pleasant. Turns out she's not originally from Liverpool. Bought her a drink and she started telling me all about her home town in England.
@brandonb3174
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
@@piratesfan1995able oh so gotta make inferences about her before you know her and then she will correct or reinforce what you said.
@ephemeralbeauty4008
@ephemeralbeauty4008 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonb3174 that's one of many techniques yeah.... Just remember it's a delicate dance never just outright insult her your banter should be done in a playful flirty way
@chrisglenn7755
@chrisglenn7755 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonb3174 shat ap
@gmb7200
@gmb7200 6 жыл бұрын
It just sucks.. I wish I could call in and talk to Patrice :(
@snomad2248
@snomad2248 6 жыл бұрын
you could get a jouji board. kidding, don't do that.
@tonymontana6368
@tonymontana6368 5 жыл бұрын
Dam why the good guys goto go so young.
@youssefmouhssine6049
@youssefmouhssine6049 7 жыл бұрын
Someone almost past away during that recording. Thanks for that natural medication !
@stonefaceBRC
@stonefaceBRC 4 жыл бұрын
This shit is eye opening lmfao RIP
@tregeek
@tregeek 11 жыл бұрын
fuckin miss you dude
@evankaden657
@evankaden657 5 жыл бұрын
The Jedi master.
@VeryHornyToad
@VeryHornyToad Жыл бұрын
“Ya goofy bitch!” Is hilarious every time he says it lmfaooo
@BZdaKritta
@BZdaKritta 12 жыл бұрын
this dude is a fuckin genious
@gsesquire3441
@gsesquire3441 Жыл бұрын
"You sit on that mess..." lmaoooooooo!!!!
@Mikelarry645
@Mikelarry645 6 жыл бұрын
I swear this nigga O'Neal is just like me I love this guy no homo
@georgebela3085
@georgebela3085 4 жыл бұрын
What a fucking god
@jazzdude904
@jazzdude904 Жыл бұрын
6:10 the BJ’s scenario 😂😂😂
@JohnnyVega-cc2rq
@JohnnyVega-cc2rq Жыл бұрын
Patrice is a like a mad doctor lmfao!
@Kweation
@Kweation 4 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'm jealous of patrice is because I wish I knew how to make Karen laugh like that lmao
@red---paulvanravenswaay2247
@red---paulvanravenswaay2247 Жыл бұрын
She's the cutest little thing
@icegangsta5161
@icegangsta5161 Жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment asking about that hat Patrice is seen wearing in some of the thumbnails, COOGI just past 8 minutes he mentions it
@kingjaheazie6097
@kingjaheazie6097 5 жыл бұрын
When Patrice O'Neal was alive a his comp'ny and radio show he wrote the Mac gospel Aman lol
@jdog_7599
@jdog_7599 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao that's exactly what I do!
@thefirmament1616
@thefirmament1616 8 жыл бұрын
she said start with gerbils.. not realizing patrice and men must come ready to fight your gerbil rationale they don't know they have
@domdemarco5701
@domdemarco5701 5 жыл бұрын
real shit
@jahglemanvibes
@jahglemanvibes 2 жыл бұрын
@4:27 statement and @ 4:36 reaction 😂😂😂
@malakiquest
@malakiquest 4 жыл бұрын
lmao he had her rollin
@ubuntu2551
@ubuntu2551 5 жыл бұрын
The metoo movement messed the game up.
@stuffbuttz6428
@stuffbuttz6428 5 жыл бұрын
Feminism
@julianaranda5496
@julianaranda5496 5 жыл бұрын
Bruhh this generation of bitches messing the game up #femalesareniggas2019
@gu3sswh075
@gu3sswh075 4 жыл бұрын
Ubuntu feminism messed the game up
@DuoBanditBTW
@DuoBanditBTW 12 жыл бұрын
4:53 , best part
@Mike-zy8in
@Mike-zy8in 3 жыл бұрын
Utube are you a good person by living waters
@willisscott7534
@willisscott7534 6 жыл бұрын
Hairy fish!!!! LoL!
@fredguy2
@fredguy2 13 жыл бұрын
It's like bear hunting with a switch.
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