I'd rather listen to Patrice talk about shit than watch most comedians specials nowadays
@anthonycapelle24478 жыл бұрын
+Luke Crant me too, and you're right for doing so. you're actually learning from Patrice while laughing.
@FunnyAsSin8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Crant I agree. He has such a funny perspective on things. Most comedians like Kevin Hart have writers who give them material that can come across as not heartfelt or even worse unfunny. Patrice says shit with convection.
@Tzipporah368 жыл бұрын
yes.. 1000000%
@supastar258 жыл бұрын
True..the only other comedian I love to listen to talk about anything is Bill Burr
@jasonpayne64957 жыл бұрын
+supastar bill burr is pretty much dope
@DwyaneWadeCounty3 жыл бұрын
"Turn hate into love, emotion is emotion". That's some deep wisdom.
@daviedood25032 жыл бұрын
And how u do that eh. If they hate u they hate u. They ain't fn with u if they hate u. That turn around to love don't work and no it isn't none of this "well u didn't do it right" nonsense. 😂
@DwyaneWadeCounty2 жыл бұрын
@@daviedood2503 Someone once told me that the other person I was fighting with was like my sibling and that we couldn't express how we truly feel about each other. I think that what Patrice o'neal meant to say was that if it seems that a woman hates you for no apprent reason at all, it may be that that it's her way of saying "I like you". I have had women initially express hatred and anger towards me upon meeting them for the first time for no apparent reason, only to find out later that they have a crush on me. And I think that this is the key when someone "hates" you, just play it cool and go about your business like it's just another glorious day. When they treat you like shit, tell yourself that they really like you. They will come around soon. But it's easier said done, because sometimes you just can't help but to react and lash out back. I think that this is when you go wrong.
@shamibrown22872 жыл бұрын
@@DwyaneWadeCounty that’s why as men we must practice everyday diligently to be calm
@blakelip32 жыл бұрын
@@DwyaneWadeCounty reminds me of the Anime black lagoon Revy and her love/hate relationship with Rock
@adamjensen408 Жыл бұрын
@@daviedood2503 It's simple. Hate is not the opposite of love. Hate is the same as love. The opposite of love/hate? Indifference.
@eezysqueezy12 жыл бұрын
Never met the man and yet somehow I miss him terribly.
@lotariovergamota69846 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club. I was almost crying on my way to the job in the train thinking about how he died and how much i would have like to sit with this son of a bitch and just let his wisdom flow on me. I hope he knows the reson he came to earth ws fulfilled. Requiescat in pace Patrice Oneal.
@luke3046 жыл бұрын
Same
@ReeceHope903 жыл бұрын
Bruv, live your best Pimp life and Patrice will always be there for guidance
@DwyaneWadeCounty3 жыл бұрын
@juveman123 careful, sexual identity crisis is no laughing matter
@DwyaneWadeCounty3 жыл бұрын
@mark mays careful, sexual identity crisis is no laughing matter
@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide9 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a genius.. He knew how to bring women off that pedestal, and knew how to disarm their self entitled attitude.. The women on the show are there to only show the average thinking they have. Lol genius
@aaronquijano288 жыл бұрын
amen
@johnnonamegibbon35808 жыл бұрын
Yep. A lot of men wonder why he has them on. It's because it becomes a circle jerk without a woman being a woman on the show. I want people to not be afraid to debate women. They are, in fact, goofy. They all think the same way.
@jeffreymarshall1507 жыл бұрын
Marco Marcella you're the rambling of a emasculated man.
@afauxican_american7 жыл бұрын
Marco Marcella except this dude had a radio show, did stand up for thousands, appeared in movies and you're over here posting KZfaq comments. Fuck outta here.
@afauxican_american7 жыл бұрын
Marco Marcella I mean, really were all worm food. But obviously, he did something right. I don't see your ass doing shit but posting bullshit comments on KZfaq.
@AUSROTTENY2K7 жыл бұрын
2:00 3:28 4:25 6:14 8:46 9:23 10:38
@humzauddin66925 жыл бұрын
this needs to be on top
@ysammo2144 жыл бұрын
Thankyou
@icyBulls2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@johnnonamegibbon35808 жыл бұрын
3:02 Best Patrice line ever. He loves women like me, but teases them into liking him because women like that because we do it as kids. Women are, indeed, Goofy.
@SammyCee235 жыл бұрын
What did he mean by this?
@SammyCee235 жыл бұрын
Or rather, how does a man tease women "like that" to get them to liking you?
@ysammo2144 жыл бұрын
True
@hammertoe004 жыл бұрын
Yeah boys will always tease the girls they liked.
@daviedood25032 жыл бұрын
@@SammyCee23 bc he pokes fun at things and when she's all riled up, u smile real nice and say "haha eh I'm sorry, look here's my card incase u need a man to tell u if u leaving the house lookin like that next time 😂❤"
@1844Freddy12 жыл бұрын
"You make me sick, you goofy bear!" Hahah Patrice was so goddamn funny and silly, what a hilarious thing to say.
@bilboswaggens2975 Жыл бұрын
"And you sit on that hairy fish and wait" that had me rolling
@stackingmoney46237 жыл бұрын
HIS COMEDY WAS WAKING MEN UP..
@SammyCee235 жыл бұрын
Woke.
@MrHandzzz5 жыл бұрын
Thats why the government killed him.
@odinsplaygrounds5 жыл бұрын
IS waking up, IS! His words live on.
@ThirdWorldPastries5 жыл бұрын
They killed Patrice because he was too powerful
@Bb-xq7gk4 жыл бұрын
Wish I'd been listening to him when I was 15 ffs 🤣
@dannyhantx6 жыл бұрын
One of the great philosophers of our time.
@SammyCee235 жыл бұрын
Better than Aristotle.
@karamlevi4 жыл бұрын
Not better but just as valuable. As above so below.
@youngmiestro8 жыл бұрын
All hail patrice oneal
@timkingp6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I could have used this advice years ago, but definitely taking care of business now
@Lietiel12 жыл бұрын
Too true, especially when it comes to how rarely women make the first move. And that first move is so crucial because it sets the tone for the relationship. In light of all women's talk of equality, it's obvious that hypocrisy is their true platform.
@omalone11696 жыл бұрын
Lietiel and that is the first game they play ...yet even when they make the first move they still play a game
@omalone11696 жыл бұрын
sayvar44 few males give them the need to
@petroglyph795 жыл бұрын
Men dont have to evolve we build civilizations to protect both men and women. Women have been able to benefit from mens intelligence. And contribute much of nothing that wasnt about them first.
@VoidSurfer96 жыл бұрын
This dude is undefeated
@mohudson274 Жыл бұрын
As a young man coming up I’ll say that Patrice molded my whole stance on women and how I engage with them. His hundreds of hours on Opie & Anthony should be a mandatory listen for all men. The most underrated mind I’ve ever encountered
@cyclicthings74528 жыл бұрын
Priceless. This is enlightening, and ridiculous entertainment. Patrice is a god damn legend.
@spookflytalker42067 жыл бұрын
Patrice figured shit out ahead of his time. This is almost mainstream knowledge now, he definitely had the right approach.
@SammyCee235 жыл бұрын
I agree, but mainstream? Most men are still clueless.
@SilentNight1154 жыл бұрын
Patrices knowledge is far from mainstream, lots of dudes still clueless. Just go look at all the dudes on their 3rd marriage or getting serious with single moms (while they got no kids of their own)
@1_Lando4 жыл бұрын
This never needs to see the light of mainstream America
@tristinfleurimond15774 жыл бұрын
@@SilentNight115 patrice dated a single mom?
@saverio_69903 жыл бұрын
@@tristinfleurimond1577 why cant you read XD
@thegamingkitchen84297 жыл бұрын
Patrice was doing the Lords Will.
@petroglyph795 жыл бұрын
Patrice be praised😁👍👍
@anthonyt4254 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@Mike-zy8in3 жыл бұрын
Utube are you a good person by living waters
@stevet66655 жыл бұрын
This guy should have been a professor of gender studies when he was alive.
@carloscjr232 жыл бұрын
Probably the only biology based, honest gender studies professor ever.
@philmehrart2 жыл бұрын
"You sit on that hairy fish" LMAO
@Virtualcritic1113 жыл бұрын
Patrice went through a lot to get to his level of thinking and it’s not bitter it’s understanding.
@luvthick8 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE O'NEAL - Still sad you're gone!
@losmit21943 жыл бұрын
?
@lunchmeat847 жыл бұрын
The more you know...."Black Philip" comes from when they were trying to come up with a name for the show and someone said that the show should be "the Black Dr. Phil". So they made a variation of that by going with the Black Philip Show.
@obiasawa6 жыл бұрын
lunchmeat84 wow lol I always wondered why...thanks!
@asdfasdf-yv4vt3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because the guy didn’t like Patrice either so he took the “insult” and made it his own.
@facefromda70410 жыл бұрын
This is mad funny
@justinpearson91707 жыл бұрын
And true. It's easy to control emotional creatures... easier than most of us even realize. He shows and remind us how easy it really is. No matter how complex of a species we are, you can't escape the primal mindset that men and women have for each other...
@mid-coastprojects79795 жыл бұрын
Word
@TDG6212 жыл бұрын
4:57 girl: we need to have a girls camp, and a boys camp other girl: and ill be in the boys camp Random Dude: Yeaaah LMFAOO
@tripleaarcade6 жыл бұрын
Notice that he pissed the girls off in the beginning and than turned it around ...
@jaylon.7136 жыл бұрын
Patrice >>>> Any comedian out right now
@goreds96316 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes the bears I hunt look just like bears."
@najidastar39968 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE ONEIL
@Lowclef11 жыл бұрын
Men are professionals! We have 200 different ways to get women and we hunt 24 hours a day. Women have MAYBE 2 ways to get a man and they don't hunt hardly at all. As soon as the man figures out how flimsy women's skills are, game over. Like in baseball, If you're a pitcher and you come up against a home-run hitter whos only weakness is that can't hit a curve. Don't try to build a faster fast ball, throw a curve. A fat or ugly guy can get a gorgeous girl if he has a good enough curve.
@yulgomez82797 жыл бұрын
Lowclef women dont hunt they chase
@cjmike10246 жыл бұрын
Lowclef preach, brotha. PREACH!!
@dimitriwhite91506 жыл бұрын
Hahahah!! 100%
@brianalonso87476 жыл бұрын
Screenshot worthy
@JahleelX-xx9wd5 жыл бұрын
Spitting that wisdom right there.
@jasonking47537 жыл бұрын
Idk why "And that bitch goes RAAAAWWRRR and I got all my bear shit" made me so weak but I'm still laughing 7 minutes later
@V3rnSqwd5611 Жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry I’m just playin” is the smoothest transition of all time 😂😂😂
@MrJH1014 жыл бұрын
Basically, he negs them to get their attention and then he smooths things out once they’re riled up. That’s kind of a basic, old strategy nowadays, but it can still be effective sometimes. It’s just not for me though.
@ragerenegade4 жыл бұрын
Its a thrill man, everyone should try it atleast a few times before locking it🤣
@lagroad4 жыл бұрын
S So what’s the go to now?
@ragerenegade4 жыл бұрын
@@lagroad well buddy boy this is going to be long, these videos make it look like these guys were born killers when the truth is its abt practice and consistency cuz you can lose people skills ,patrice didnt become black philip just cuz one girl burned him, he practised which first of all will absolutely give you confidence, most guys are cringy with girls but perfectly social with the guys, why? Cuz they havent hung out with girls as often, we used to make fun of the guys who sat with girls, those fkers get laid, you gotta practise but the most basic rule is which both schools of thought will agree with - you cant appear to be chasing the girl, you gotta be indifferent then she cant shake you down, one method I remember in college i developed, u walk up to the girl, you say damn girl youre (criticise smth) but still decent( find the balance, its easier in my native language), then you say give me your phone number and if you dont see that girl over there, point to a girl who if is hotter even better, say im proposing to her, now you might think this method sucks, its so random ,doesnt make any sense but buddy boy random shit with good basics unfortunately works with women, thats y players say bitches stupid, they r not stupid their logic is different from ours ,i crashed nd burned on this method first two times, cuz i was nervous looked like trying to pass a shit, third time i had a girlfriend so again basics- dont look like you chasing, practise, be interesting dont be scared of embarrassing yourself
@lagroad4 жыл бұрын
S Roger that. Good read. Thank you for reaffirming myself. Started to doubt myself a bit.
@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri80302 жыл бұрын
@@ragerenegade Yo can I get your IG or something? Bruh I need help, atleast I’m not too late In life to stop getting friend zoned, I turned 16 today lmao.
@moneylong61195 жыл бұрын
Nigga sat there and explained the Game and they still fell for it
@yosixxx3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for any guy who hasn’t been blessed by the wise words of Patrice. Rip.
@mrarrow9583 жыл бұрын
Basically, if you want a girl, roast her without filter like you roast your boys, and when she starts getting mad at the jokes, let her know they were joke, and that you actually like what you were roasting...
@e.a56123 жыл бұрын
"you're actually sort of cute when you get mad, whats yo name?"
@cmcdonough25 жыл бұрын
What a legend, so funny and honest.
@sailingbikingandmore27656 жыл бұрын
“ sometimes the bear I hunt looks just like a bear.” Rofl
@ChineseFentanyl3 жыл бұрын
This is the best Patrice segment in radio, in my opinion
@andrewgoldin69052 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the best person to listen to when it comes to women. I would bet he usually had the upper hand in his relationships because of his attitude.
@mr.theodore64895 жыл бұрын
"Nigga, I can't kill nobody, I just came."😂😂😂
@evansgate4 жыл бұрын
nobody can get under peoples skin like Patrice. hilarious
@shrzjagati5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the wisdom after the 6min mark is insane... Hail Patrice
@itsarendezvous7 жыл бұрын
lmao I tell women "You're actually kind of beautiful."
@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk6 жыл бұрын
Say pretty though not beautiful because kind of beautiful is a full blown compliment
@tribalbey13785 жыл бұрын
Your nat bad looking from a far Woman: wats that mean It mean wat it sound like ain’t no biggie
@april1st1835 жыл бұрын
@@tribalbey1378 that sounds like Patrice 😂
@Manoj-bi2tp Жыл бұрын
@@tribalbey1378 how’s the game going on ?
@bricktothehead6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!....control through emotion
@zellyzell1993 Жыл бұрын
Never heard the woman laughed so hard on an episode before good job ladies
@hazmat130312 жыл бұрын
This is the real ass nigga!
@naeso99946 жыл бұрын
Prophet Patrice 🔥🔥
@KaijiSan48 жыл бұрын
DAT 「HAIRY FISH」
@timkingp6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, brilliant, this man is the Dean at the university of "woman" or the entire female gender. This should be written and published, and then sold at stores, and taught in classrooms, and given out free at church for those men looking to god for what these women do to us.
@dleoner14 жыл бұрын
“I can’t just go up and hit a deer in gen back of the head. I’ll feel bad.” Damn Patrice, I miss you.
@InfoOnly2U8 жыл бұрын
Hairy Fish lol
@CornholioPuppetMaster3 жыл бұрын
He gasp was the best part
@romesrepublic6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a bear hunter. I go up, and I got a trap and a bat." Rofl, I'm fucking dead🤣😂😱
@treetheseminole69807 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@velgregory6 жыл бұрын
Dog was legendary ! 😂👏🏾💯
@Lietiel12 жыл бұрын
What hole? All Cara did was try to interrupt Patrice whenever he was making a salient point, or backpedal with a half-assed joke to avoid addressing his assertions seriously. Those are the debate tactics of people who know that their arguments are made of glass, gentlemen.
@seychellesyuri5 жыл бұрын
My God, that ending was perfect. And none of this shit was scripted.
@Mike-zy8in3 жыл бұрын
Utube are you a good person by living waters
@mrbigg1516 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the bears I hunt look just like bears. I was DONE lol
@kygu5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have heard his take on texting women but it wasn't really as big when he passed as it is now
@Coldwallbar Жыл бұрын
patrice's info literally works every time
@laxman52212 жыл бұрын
Damn, i miss patrice!!
@avid21125 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the bears I hunt,look just like bears!!! lol
@jacquesandre63364 жыл бұрын
This man be dropping all knowledge
@AnuSupreme3 жыл бұрын
Did y'all hear when Dante said "it sure ain't" 😆lol
@ezsega177 жыл бұрын
Gold
@Lietiel12 жыл бұрын
Word. That's exactly how all dudes should roll. If you hate "Violence Against Women" so much, gals, then you'd damn-well better avoid Violence Against Men. Or else you'll get a dose of that EQUALITY that you claim to want so much. Fucking hypocrites.
@GalenRagna Жыл бұрын
god bless your soul patrice o neal
@ginti47254 жыл бұрын
Hairy fish, Hairy fuck'n fish. Gold mate, pure gold.
@nikko.lottsahcocc69177 жыл бұрын
Some times i like a big fat bitch too (as long as she has got some cuteness about her) I'm with you big dog. ~ RIP ~
@jonathanrivera69742 жыл бұрын
I literally cried from laughing so hard oh man
@True-Lies415 жыл бұрын
hairy fish, damp mess😂😂🤣🤣 what the fuck😭
@zellyzell1993 Жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
@h.phillip52456 жыл бұрын
Hairy Fish 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrDeathtrooper6 жыл бұрын
I love kariths laugh
@red---paulvanravenswaay2247 Жыл бұрын
She's got the sweetest sounding voice
@stuffbuttz64285 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Patrice was hilarious
@piratesfan1995able Жыл бұрын
Slap/tickle technique. Me and my roommates in college would do similar things patrice is saying. Tease them a little, get them fired up, then say sorry I didn't mean that I'm just playing.
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
How do you know you didn’t cross the line? Can you can an example of what you’d would say?
@piratesfan1995able Жыл бұрын
@@brandonb3174 I was recently traveling through Europe and was talking to some British girls at a bar in austria. They said they were from Liverpool and asked if I knew anything about it. I said, yeah isnt it like the jersey shore trash of England. The one girl got pissed, started yelling at me, wtf you know you stupid american, etc. I said what I've heard its known for its awful accent but your accent actually sounds very pleasant. Turns out she's not originally from Liverpool. Bought her a drink and she started telling me all about her home town in England.
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
@@piratesfan1995able oh so gotta make inferences about her before you know her and then she will correct or reinforce what you said.
@ephemeralbeauty4008 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonb3174 that's one of many techniques yeah.... Just remember it's a delicate dance never just outright insult her your banter should be done in a playful flirty way
@chrisglenn7755 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonb3174 shat ap
@gmb72006 жыл бұрын
It just sucks.. I wish I could call in and talk to Patrice :(
@snomad22486 жыл бұрын
you could get a jouji board. kidding, don't do that.
@tonymontana63685 жыл бұрын
Dam why the good guys goto go so young.
@youssefmouhssine60497 жыл бұрын
Someone almost past away during that recording. Thanks for that natural medication !
@stonefaceBRC4 жыл бұрын
This shit is eye opening lmfao RIP
@tregeek11 жыл бұрын
fuckin miss you dude
@evankaden6575 жыл бұрын
The Jedi master.
@VeryHornyToad Жыл бұрын
“Ya goofy bitch!” Is hilarious every time he says it lmfaooo
@BZdaKritta12 жыл бұрын
this dude is a fuckin genious
@gsesquire3441 Жыл бұрын
"You sit on that mess..." lmaoooooooo!!!!
@Mikelarry6456 жыл бұрын
I swear this nigga O'Neal is just like me I love this guy no homo
@georgebela30854 жыл бұрын
What a fucking god
@jazzdude904 Жыл бұрын
6:10 the BJ’s scenario 😂😂😂
@JohnnyVega-cc2rq Жыл бұрын
Patrice is a like a mad doctor lmfao!
@Kweation4 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'm jealous of patrice is because I wish I knew how to make Karen laugh like that lmao
@red---paulvanravenswaay2247 Жыл бұрын
She's the cutest little thing
@icegangsta5161 Жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment asking about that hat Patrice is seen wearing in some of the thumbnails, COOGI just past 8 minutes he mentions it
@kingjaheazie60975 жыл бұрын
When Patrice O'Neal was alive a his comp'ny and radio show he wrote the Mac gospel Aman lol
@jdog_75997 жыл бұрын
lmfao that's exactly what I do!
@thefirmament16168 жыл бұрын
she said start with gerbils.. not realizing patrice and men must come ready to fight your gerbil rationale they don't know they have
@domdemarco57015 жыл бұрын
real shit
@jahglemanvibes2 жыл бұрын
@4:27 statement and @ 4:36 reaction 😂😂😂
@malakiquest4 жыл бұрын
lmao he had her rollin
@ubuntu25515 жыл бұрын
The metoo movement messed the game up.
@stuffbuttz64285 жыл бұрын
Feminism
@julianaranda54965 жыл бұрын
Bruhh this generation of bitches messing the game up #femalesareniggas2019