Same for me

I second that.

I third it

Me too. And that scares me.

Damn right it would! I’ve actually been passed by that elderly person on the Peloton leaderboard! Smoked by a grandma!

Multi million actually💲💲💲

It really is. LOL

This is BSDM for workout videos.

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I would buy this

THATS MEEEE! 🤣

@@dmegamanful same!

🙌

OKAY...

she delivered that so perfectly too lmao

Remind me NOT to crash your Thanksgiving dinner ... but I'm glad Mom crushed the marathon.

I ran half a marathon yesterday, and I could have totally used this/or asking someone to drive around for me. Instead marathon organisers had the encouraging posts like every 4k so I tried just ignoring them and listening to my music.

My favorite part in “I Tonya” was when it’s revealed her mom is paying random dudes to do this to her during practice.😂

@@Pinakamataas Missus! Stop! you rule! You ran a FULL half Marathon, not "half a marathon". A major achievement, beyond most people's (including me) ability or determination...Unless you dropped out half way through a full marathon, in which case you are just as awesome (literally, scientifically) as a half marathin runner but you didn't get the end of the line cheer and that's crap for you., I've eatched international elites do the very same thing when condtions were wrong. I wish half marathons had a better, cooler name cause it's a great distance. My husband is a runner and he's amazing at that distance (like he comes in top 20 in amateur half marathons) but it holds no prestige so he focuses on marathons. Limits him sooo much, cause I can't agree to his training every year as it creates such (increased) inequality in childcare so he only can do them every 2 years. Half marathon? no bother! He could do 3 a year and we wouldn't fret.

that was a lot

Same 🤣💀

I had serious flashbacks of actual events and I'm now going to go find my OKAY🥺🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@@user-pu4jq7zh4j Russian bot

@@Lethgar_Smith какой кашмар

Me at work 😎😎😎

@@peadar-o LOL.

@@peadar-o same 🤣

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Inspiring!!!!

Best part!!!!

That would truly break me down! It's perfect, this Pelotaunt would work on me!

honestly this would work

Yeah, that one especially would work for me.

Agree

Totally agree. She has sooo much talent.

@@chriscorona4938 and cute.

Her and Bowen need more airtime

SIMP!

Hilarious

I don't work on positive or negative comments. I work on what I believe is right based on my experience. I hardly got positive reinforcement as a child... mostly in college was I given compliments regarding intelligence.

That’s hilarious- me too !

Imagine if this was set up for musicians. "Oh, you've been playing for 12 years and you say you've never had a lesson? Maybe you should get some."

I left my ex when he laughed and told me "You could never make it on your own- you'd come crawling back in a week". My boyfriend of 17 years says thank you to the ex for that,lol.

that joke is the future reality, lol, "that's what the data says"

Lol. That would piss me off so much, I might break it though. Fine line with motivation.

😆

No joke I do this to myself if/when I work out, for some reason it helps

Gaslighting doesn't exist.

I've told everyone in my life I bought a Peloton except for my mother, I don't want to hear the criticism from her lol.

Punishment is still positive reinforcement.

pfff like you could ever prove a point

@@confusedwhale nah this is positive and negative punishment. no reinforcement, except when bowen says "that was good" at the end

@@rose-ui6hk Couldn't this be considered positive reinforcement since you are giving something (insults) to promote a behavior?

@@baconfluffy no, reinforcement is rewarding a behavior (with the intent of making the behavior more common or likely in the future). so bowen's "that was good" is positive reinforcement: he's giving something desirable (a sort-of compliment) to reinforce a desirable behavior (using the bike). it could also be considered negative reinforcement since he's withholding an undesirable stimulus (insults) to reinforce a desirable behavior (again, using the bike). the "positive" and "negative" refer to whether you're adding or removing something, so there's positive and negative reinforcement and positive and negative punishment. an example of positive punishment would be at 1:01, where the instructor adds something undesirable (mockery) to decrease the likelihood of a behavior (not using the bike). 1:25 is an example of negative punishment, since they're removing something desirable (attention). sorry that was so wordy haha. TL;DR: *positive* = adding something. *negative* = removing or withholding something. *reinforcement* (i.e. a reward) is intended to increase the likelihood of a behavior. *punishment* is intended to decrease the likelihood of a behavior. *positive reinforcement:* adding something desirable *negative reinforcement:* removing something undesirable *positive punishment:* adding something undesirable *negative punishment:* removing something desirable

I immediately went “oh” when he said that

He's expert level.

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And you keep using him because that tiny crumb of encouragement makes it all worth it. I should go back to therapy

@@AmyLameyBobamey you called me out with this comment

This my my favorite line. I was like yup me too and I don’t even smoke lol

@@mariedennis2405 another good one is, "Trump wS right about you!"

True story 😬

My spouse, the contrarion. If I need something done, I must say the opposite of what it is. When that does not work, getting someone else to tell the same thing during the conversation like , when that happens to me, i..., and then its the exact thing I said but which was ignored, or did the opposite of, or argued about 3 hrs longer than after I quit , now that it's not my idea, that BFF told the solution, it's gold and gets done. So, yep, that's familiar on a personal level.

ouch

@@llamapajamas19 BAHAHAH

Yessss!!!

🤣🤣🤣

This is my FAVORITE line! Good job SNL writers!

Did he really say that? I guess I makes sense...

He was talking about my ex. Ignores me for weeks, but as soon as I send a picture of my ass, it's go time 😈

@@Arkane117 Yep! It was first quoted in Businessweek in 1998, and it also showed up in the book "Steve Jobs" by Walter Isaacson: en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs#1990s

Consumerism culture in a nutshell.

I bought GameStop stock when it was at $380/share.

Lol right... same here

This comment needs more thumbs ups.

😂😂😂

Fun fact: Double blind scientific studies have demonstrated that in order to achieve six pack abs, one first has to be psychologically and emotionally destroyed. Who knew, right?!

Thinnest I had been since high school was going through my divorce.

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*sketch

Basic training.

That broke me. 🤣🤣🤣

Legend status at this moment

LOL moment for me.

Ego's look 😂🤣

I honestly lost it after that! 🤣😂

It's from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Fr

I kinda agree with you.

EXACTLY!

your part of the very few that can take actually honesty and use it to better yourself

Yeah. I need someone to bark at me. But no one will! 😩

"Well, maybe someday!" *fingers crossed* 😂

Lol

🤞🏼 😏🤞🏼

I'm 67 now and get asked that. And I'm a guy! Don't they know that crunches at my age really sound like crunch?!?

I would've said Latino parents years ago but then I saw Asian parenting in action and yeah, they truly are premium level

with a 3-D slap feature.

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@@melvina628 hahahahaha Hell, yeah! *Trademark that! "...with a 3-D Slap™ Feature!*

On the Asian parents day off it would be led by my Peruvian mother 😨

wow, i was wondering if they actually BOUGHT a peloton just for this skit! maybe someone in the cast or crew had one they borrowed?!

Yeah the Pelotaunt would definitely work on me lol

That was my thought. Just imagining how much fun it was for the writers to nail essentially every single word in this bit. It's perfection. Not a moment wasted.

Agreed

I once had a roommate that came up to me like "Hey man, can you help motivate me to work out?" "Yeah sure what - "Sweet I need you to call me a bitch while I do pullups so I'll try harder " "I'm not gonna call you that" "Okay how about pussy?"

As a psych major I firmly disagree. They clearly have no idea what “negative reinforcement” or “avoidant attachment style” actually mean

Sarah H., same!

Rip to the Sarahs

Lol

@@nburke1373 No we are here. Loud and proud. We're resilient!

best line with reaction in this "this is you uh. uhhh.. uhh"

I can relate!!!!

The most fit I have been in my life was when I had a snarky boyfriend who was a work out fanatic.

CALLING ME OUT

If you have a spin bike, get your butt on it and cycle...there's also something called "music" that doesn't include commands from military juntas.

@@EAMason-ev3pl hey chilllll dude

Oh god I am codependent? 😭

LOL. Guess i know which one I am. I laughed til I cried watching this sketch.

The internet made hating ourselves a personality; and if you live in the US we finally got rid of a president that reminded us of that self hatred everyday ❤️

@@dajiyahmcae1880 joke's on you, I've been hating myself since 1998 when I was 6 years old and my mom decided to shame me for making her pick up after her "like a slave." tldr: I'm have issues and this bike would definitely work for me lol

Reading the comments, it would go like hotcakes. 😂

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@@pastel.persephone5879 Right there with you, started EMDR (Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing) therapy and I found out my first self-blame memory was about 4 with my mom. I actually would exercise with this bike. Like ... make it.

Same, being underestimated is a much better motivator for me.

Omg same. Sometimes beach body is way too positive and trying to be motivational.

I just hate being encouraged.

Same. In third grade I barely passed my eog test and chose wrong answers because the teacher kept saying you're doing good

I like encouragement, but sometimes they're way too cheerful and it doesn't match with the half-assed effort I'm putting in.

*soundtrack 🙃

Aidy's face morphed into my mom's as she called it a stupid thing to buy. It was too real, LMAO

@@3jsbank She ain't wrong you know ಥ‿ಥ

@@3jsbank that wasn't Aidy 🧐

@@stephlj um...yes it was

omfg this unironically had me lmfao

🤣🤣🤣🤣

With Apple it’s entirely plausible

Sounds like you need a dominatrix

@@darkermatter125.35 He wants to get in shape, not lick a leather knee high boot.

@@TheBlargglelicking a boot is reserved for those who have that specific fetish. Dommes respect all boundaries. Financial dommes often never even meet their client but they get the job done

You actually wasted your money on one of those contraptions, Tyler?! I'd be willing to bet that you can't do half as good as practically everyone else that's ever ridden one! Why do you embarrass yourself by even trying?! How was that? Do you need more motivational humiliation? There's more where that came from! You're welcome!

@@TheBlarggle He could want both

Lol

Finally, I'll be drinking Gatorade for all the right reasons.

😂

Try the advanced level AW IT GONNA KWYYYY setting

Or just Netflix. The only way I can catch up with the hottest streaming shows is while on my elliptical or spin bike. And it's SO much cheaper than freakin' Pelaton.

Ditto.

I've often found the best motivation to be people like that..lol I wouldn't mind this type of motivation when I"M having one of those days

Yup. Me too

Yes! Me too!

We all would

You can't spell "snark central" without SNL.

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That fucking workout was raw! Are you even trying to get in shape?

🤣

Yesssssss exactly

Brutal,but efficient

Oof too real my dude

It’s okay, let it out, Terro

This is me doing returns that I know are fraudulent at work. Company says we have a build in system to chance it.

I'm pretty sure you can find "That's the best you can come up with? Please." on KZfaq.

That's the best you could come up with? Please. I'm here to help :)

@@Avarixin I lost all motivation to do better when you added that ": )" by the way. 😉

Don't feel bad, we've all been there 🤣

@@squishyshelli thank you, I was thinking I shouldn’t have admitted it on the internet😂

@@amberdoty83 no worries. SNL commercials have done that too many of us. You are not alone

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LMBO... ME TOO!!!!😂😂😂

I do too.

Yup. Especially avoidant attachment.

Yeah peloton or such would never see it like that. As much as it would motivate you and others, it would get a lot of complaints and bad PR for it being "hurtful and harassing". So they would not date risk that

Ya well truth will set you free

That's why you unplug it. It's listeniiiiiing..... MOOOOOOAHAHAHAH!!!! :D

LOL studying STEM as a girl in a immigrant macho family to prove them wrong...pssht I OWN the pelotaunt😅

LOL

Thank you

There are a lot of people suffering with you. You're not alone.

Don't worry, there is hope and a solution; just put a mini fridge next to the bed to eliminate the excess walker walking. Then you only need to get out of bed for bathroom breaks. There is also a solution to that, but you don't want to know what I did to solve that problem!

yeah that was kind of part of the joke too.

@@snaptest4 how is that even a joke? Clearly they just fucked up

Finally someone else catches it. Also avoidant attachment style refers to something very different

@@anonymousperson6119 wow ok I'm explaining jokes now, how sad. It's a joke exactly because it's not a thing. What's funny about something that is accurate? Or do you think everything comedians do/say is factual?

@@snaptest4 no you’re making a joke out of something that isn’t one. “Guys let’s totally misuse a term (because negative reinforcement IS a thing, not sure where you were going with that) that only someone who knows about psychology will understand, that’ll be hilarious.” Pretty sure most SNL viewers aren’t psychologists so why would that be their target audience? They just misused the term it’s a common misconception not a joke. Please don’t ever get into comedy writing...whats funny about something that’s accurate? Uh plenty lol whats funny about something blatantly innacurate? Maybe if it was an actual joke...