None of these guys would survive a 90s high school bully

Him repeatedly yelling "I AM A MAN!" gives me big "I AM A SURGEON!" vibes lmao

People will do literally anything but go to therapy

The lengths men will go to avoid going to therapy is truly astonishing

They could've literally just joined the military and do the same shit for free *AND* get paid for it. This is genuinely sad, man

Bro paid 5 grand to get a hug. I feel kinda genuinely sad for him...not enough to not mock him...but sad

“We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee” “No” to refunds 🤣

Alpha males and astrology women give the exact same energy

The red pill community has more bald ppl than the cast of breaking bad

It’s not even the fact they called themselves “alpha males”, it’s the fact they pay GRANDS of $ to be self asserted as such. It’s just genuinely really sad.

It's disheartening to see how these scammers exploit desperate, lonely men under the guise of self-improvement. True self-improvement and growth comes from within, not from spending exorbitant fees on pseudo-empowerment courses.

Therapy is cheaper and more exact.

"The Grieving Process" is when the trainee comes to the realization that they spent thousands of dollars on a bullshit camp and looked like a pathetic idiot online.

You should go to one and secretly document it. Or even better. Send Matt to do one🤣🤣🤣

"Im a real boy" - Pinocchio

I think bro just needs a hug from dad

Women get into astrology and pretty stones, men get into 3000$ ALPHA BOOTCAMP

I love how the guy in the first videos gives aftercare when they're done. So nice to see a thoughtful dom 😊

I'm starting a Gamma Male leadership course. Lasts 3 days. We stay up way too late, sleep in, grill, drink, just kinda do whatever. Maybe go fishing, maybe not. Take a nap or two. Results are not guaranteed. Hangovers aren't guaranteed, but highly likely.

PSA: "You can reach out for help" - actual counselling "You can't do this alone" - cult

The very first guy with the "I'm a man" had me die from second hand embarrassment which quickly was replaced by sadness. He seems broken.

The hugging and sighing and moaning in each others ear is sending me

I love how if you look at 5:30, it gives the whole "100% satisfaction garuntee" spiel over like a paragraph, and then immediately under it is "Can I get a refund if I change my mind" and it just says "No." XD

4:53 If you told me this clip came straight out of a gay romance flick about 2 truckers discovering their love for each other, then I'd believe you 100% no questions asked.

“Push a bald man down a dirt road” sounds like a fantastic insult. For example: - Go push a bald man down a dirt road - You’re not strong enough to push a bald man down a dirt road etc

They could have paid LESS going to an actual licensed THERAPIST and gotten better results. It's not about assertiveness or imposing your will on someone else, anyone with a proper weapon can impose their will on anyone. What this is about is boundaries, how to know what your boundaries are, how to identify other's boundaries, and how to navigate them; as well as earning the respect that allows someone to follow along with you and your request. There is an old quote that I learned while in ROTC, it stays with me to this day: "You do not lead by hitting people over the head, that’s assault, not leadership." - Dwight D Eisenhower.

I have never appreciated being a woman more.

Dude screaming "I am a man" reminds me of SpongeBob screaming "I'm ugly and I'm proud"

I participated in one of these and it really changed my life; I took control of my relationships, I went bankrupt, my wife left me, my kids hate me, I lost my job. This is ok because now I’m a real man…

I find it sad that the “aftercare” half-ass hug is enough for them to keep paying grands on this shit, because i feel like all they really needed was a mature person that would assure them of their insecurities properly, it’s so sad

Long hair ☑ Beard ☑ White shirt ☑ You can't trick us Charlie.

The instructor wasn’t hugging him because of the moment he was hugging him because he had just bought him a new $3500 watch by being there

4:34 gave me goosebumps from sheer talent of your acting. No wonder you carried Hunger games by yourself

My theory is that every toxic masc macho bro... really wants to be on a leash.

"all he did was yell in your face and gave you an illusion of accomplishment" I couldt find a better way to describe my bootcamp experience loll

Imagine paying 3.5k to fulfill the fantasy of you finally winning over your abusive dad's approval.

I had a guy tell me he was an alpha male which immediately told me he was not. I’m a labor union leader elected by other men to lead or organization and a new hire wanted to be represented by the union while not paying his dues and saying he’s “right to work” and it confuses me why an alpha of his caliber wanted our help. Saying you’re an alpha has the same value as taking an online IQ test and not shutting up about their genius

Thank you for "Its about to get loud" warning lol I watch you while im at work so the heads up is appreciated!

Alpha males officially have me confused. What exactly counts as gay now? 😂😂😂😂😂

4:57 The way he says “There you are child” as if he’s Jesus Christ who just found his long lost sheep is ludicrous 💀💀

"Is he pushing Binging with Babish?" 💀

Charlie's attempt to convince the public that it's totally not him in the video is honestly quite pathetic

His ult been on cooldown was such a good analogy 😂

I knew one dude like this, he actually calmed down once he got a boyfriend, his personality completely flipped for the better, he seemed way happier. He was even talking about offing himself before, he pushed away most of his friends including me. (which is scary if you think about it, these scammers make the same steps to isolate these men as cults do to their members, while stripping away their self worth, while promising unattainable dreams. he didn't go to a camp like this he couldn't afford it, but he got some new "friends" online). Thankfully after some of his older and closer friends convinced him to spend a few weeks on a trip, where they took a few other people, he met this guy and I guess something finally snapped in him, for the better, and dropped his weird forced "alpha wolf" persona. I'm sure not all of these desperate alpha-wannabes are just gay subs in the closet, but some of them definitely are, overcompensating because they are scared of their own wants and how others will perceive them for it.

"That's not me." Nice try Charlie. It is 100% you.

“And the new self is 10x more pathetic and 5x as broke” LMFAOOOO 😭😂😭

You and Matt need to do that behind a Walmart right now. I cry laughed so hard I almost lost my breakfast. 😂

0:37 manliest man on discord:

I like that you touched on how they say "you can't do this alone." Social structure is important, but not to the degree of paying thousands of dollars for shenanigans. I wont go into much detail but I've struggled with addiction in the past and a massive turning point in my recovery was hearing a therapist tell me "you can't do this alone." It was so simple but very motivating to the self that I wanted to break free.

"Now that you're an alpha, you'll immediately grow a beard and suffer from a raging case of male pattern baldness."

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Move forward I'm a man MOVE FORWARD I'M A MAN M O V E F O R W A R D I 'M A M A N

THIS is the real toxic masculinity. Shame on these people for taking advantage of these people man. But the people who pay for these also aren't totally in the right either.

"There are so many formulas Plankton's head would be spinning" LOOOL I'm dead

"I AM MAN! I AM A MAN! I AM A MAN!"

"Why is this goober pushing Binging with Babbish down a dirt road..." I'm DEAD!

Thank you, Charlie. The only one (I've heard so far, maybe there's others out there) who adresses this the way it should be adressed.

Sounds like Charlie is jus advertising for them 😭 lol love this

I always noticed the comment sections for the Alpha Male Boot Camps have a bunch of random buff rich kids begging to go or defending the 3 day, 20K dollars they just threw away. Of course you find these comments after you sift through all the veterans laughing at them for throwing away all that money. As a veteran myself, I believe the bro vets that run these camps probably got drunk and said "What if we just hazed random rich kids for thousands of dollars and just said basic things that our drill instructors/drill sergeants told us."

I almost can't believe there are people that are paying thousands of dollars for this. The camp would have to pay me thousands to take part in this cringe alpha male bootcamp, especially since they record it and show it to the world.

I absolutely love these alpha male bootcamp memes. Crazy to think that it’s not a meme for some people though, but reality

0:41 has the exact same beat as the "La la lala la la lala!" from Elmo's World

“Anyone who has to say I am a man, is no man.” -A Lannister, probably

I can't believe this is real life

0:46 No fucking way i live on the same planet as these people 💀

Imagine going on a date with a man that told you he just got back from Alpha male boot camp.

I was in the military and got humiliated and degraded like this for a cushy paycheck and I still left. These people have a humiliation fetish

Your own grieving process got me bad 😭

I used to do volunteer for an organization that worked with Men (17 to 60) to help them overcome past trauma and insecurities. No fees or anything outside of events. Seeing this just hurts me on a deep level. No one knows what they're doing, they're just ruining good men.

5:30 With the payments you can either pay 3,500 dollars or 3 payments of 1250, which comes out as a total of 3,750 dollars.

I bet they have zero military experience

Junior high football gives the similar experience on the cheap. You’ll even get grown men stuck in frozen adolescence yelling at you, a physical fitness program, and the whole bit.

Just join the military

Wait we get the privilege to choose to pay 3500 or 3750 what a steal!!!

This is funny af, I can’t believe that people need to be coached on how to be “an alpha male” instead of just being a regular good person.

im glad the alpha male awoke because now i have that clip saved to my phone

We need Charlie to sign up for this so he can go troll them in person 😂😂😂

I swear most of these grifts feel like fraternities for people who didn't go to college.

“Binging with Babish” I was not prepared

Best aftercare I’ve seen from any man

You should react to your own clips like this more often. You did great overcoming your fear!

Waiting to see Sneako in one of those videos. lol

3500$ or 3 easy payment of 1250$ is crazy

You know it's a goofy one when it's over 8 minutes

Charles needs to sign up to one of those and investigate it or film it

7:15 you had me at domain expansion

Charlie should recruit people for an alpha male episode in his PBS studio

I'm gonna love it when one of these guys says they went to bootcamp but then have to explain it wasn't for the military.

you and the boys gotta recreate this it would be so funny

How can people NOT see through this BS?

3:21 looks like they just announced their pregnancy (I hope they have a nice Alpha life together)

Idk there Chuckles. 3500 for 3 days of pushing an old bald man, hanging with the boys, sharing a good cry and a couple of screams? On top of that I come out with less stress because I got my soul stolen? Sounds like the key to poundtown and being a Top G! Sign me up

Therapy is cheaper than this

I love that in the part where it says the payment plan, it straight up says "If you change your mind after signing up, too bad. You're ours now. No refunds"

7:18 Hey a domain expansion doesn't sound to shabby for 3,000$

alpha male and terrible date texting are my favorite ocntent man. keep it ocming LMAO

"Walk forwards" *walks backwards* That's why he's single.

the "I AM A MAN" has the vibe of "I AM A SURGEON"

7:10 All this shit can be accomplished with a simple thing called therapy

The founder thought they could make 'Fight Club' IRL.