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@jeanthemachine0079 ай бұрын
Unironically paying $18,000 to become a "Alpha Male" is the saddest shit ever
@tweenytwinkies9 ай бұрын
Even ironically doing it is sad
@solereeper39559 ай бұрын
@@tweenytwinkiesi think itd be kind of funny to do it ironically if you had the money. The 18,000 is really the only part thats NOT funny
@Pack_Watch9 ай бұрын
Yeah, a REAL man would pay a billion 😎
@snail_stuff9 ай бұрын
@@Pack_Watch I hope this is satire
@LuisSierra429 ай бұрын
@@snail_stuff REAL men don't hope
@deathmetalsl9 ай бұрын
Paying someone to abuse you physically and mentally is the most subordinate trait one can possess.
@TADCSVCKS9 ай бұрын
Didn't ask. My content is superior 🎉
@relykremok12259 ай бұрын
what's worse is they're paying these people abuse them and make them bullies, imagine the mindset they're instilling in them "oh this is how alpha male does you should always YELL at them pick a fight for no reason" 🤣
@amechanicalsoul9 ай бұрын
There's a funny irony to it. I'll never get over how so many people's definition of "toughness" is in reality supreme ego-tickling weakness. People paying out of the nose because they have some kind of FOMO, to be abused in the hopes of one day becoming an abuser (presumably that's the end game, to also become a screaming maniac that hoses other people down) isn't any kind of real strength of character, it's fragility.
@AADP9 ай бұрын
ah but when one goes to germany and ask for a big tittie blond to fill you with a strap on who throw milk and hit you with a riding whip, then you are not judge
@Ollybollyk9 ай бұрын
sounds like marriage
@JimWallace3118 ай бұрын
If I wanted someone to yell at me, I'd hold the flashlight for my dad.
@peaveyst78 ай бұрын
lol
@miguelpadilla316 ай бұрын
"A little to the right....no...up, left...hold it there.....no down....i said DOWN!"
@brunoqnzbk78915 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TheGdog4725 ай бұрын
Hahahahhaha so good.
@Davidvanzutphen4 ай бұрын
*fleshlight
@Big3DREAMER8 ай бұрын
“Just because something is hard and you do it, doesn’t mean you benefited from it” -Moist
@devildog23785 ай бұрын
Parris island would differ
@vicrattlehead50514 ай бұрын
Not true, Dark souls hardened me, it changed me... 😔
@Loltroll84 ай бұрын
@@devildog2378lemme kick you in the nuts and see if you gain anything.
@brianmcdonald70174 ай бұрын
That's some real wisdom.
@alehlete8303 ай бұрын
the same peopel they made a father son bootcamp where they make sons go blindoflded and have to wlak across like a bride with sharp stuff udnernearth FOR BONDING and peopel in the comments supprot it saying oh i wish my father was still alive we could of bonded so well with this.... like bru hwhattttt if u have to go to a father son bootcam pwhere dnagerous stuff happens u not a good dad
@clarisrichter79669 ай бұрын
The fact that you can literally go to military bootcamp for free and get much better "Toughness" training is hilarious
@mongocom17359 ай бұрын
"free" actually EARN MONEY while doing it. imaging paying for that?
@citizenofcorona87839 ай бұрын
Not only for free, but they pay you to be there AND pay for your college among other things.
@paulbarclay41149 ай бұрын
to be fair the military these days isnt going to be better than this maybe the marine corps still is but even that has been taken over by wokeness ive heard
@citizenofcorona87839 ай бұрын
@@paulbarclay4114 what about the navy seals?
@alexc94349 ай бұрын
@@paulbarclay4114I did ten years active duty and even the newest recruits I saw in 2020 are still tougher and generally more prepared for any situation than any civilians I meet now that I’m out. There is very little wokeness in the military from my personal experience. Unless it changed in the last two years I’ve been out
@andrewbryant42599 ай бұрын
Man, you could just join the military, get paid, get fit, and have a career and a better experience. This is wild
@HushPuppy-sz4dp9 ай бұрын
@brissett.lucea.hanover.jamaica first of thanks to @pinguins, now listen up, there's a small restaurant name charmaine at keep-left brissett that has some disgusting pathetic workers who is spiting and blowing mucus in customer food and trying to blame spirituality for there repulsive action I got the same complaint from 4 person now and there could be more, for all the person who lives in that area or anyone who consume from that restaurant I urge you to Keep a weapon close for self-defence against these disgusting lucea restaurants
@FantomPhoenix9 ай бұрын
@@Eldritch-1My guy, while it's true the military is trying to get with the times, it's still full of members who despise woke propaganda. Who do you think the military appeals to most?
@Regu2699 ай бұрын
"Why don't you just join the military and either get killed in a trivial dispute between countries or survive with a new debilitating mental illness or injury and get abandoned by your government when your done" yup great choice
@Regu2699 ай бұрын
@@Eldritch-1Lmao. Stop. You've unironically called the US government woke. You need to clean the rot off your brain
@owensomers85729 ай бұрын
@@Eldritch-1 Because you know? 😆
@Arctrooper20918 ай бұрын
Imagine how much better you could improve yourself and defend your family with $18,000 if you didn't take this course. Pay for therapy, gym membership, martial arts classes, guns, home security system, learning a skill or trade... there's so many things you can do with $18,000.
@dohboy887 ай бұрын
Should be a top comment right here. If you have $18k sitting around that you can use for self improvement, there is literally an endless list of actual training courses you can take that teach you real skills you can use.
@roh41l_vfx7 ай бұрын
I really want a personal trainer since I can’t do exercises correctly myself but I’m too broke to afford one. This makes me blood boil
@8ollo_3027 ай бұрын
ask someone at the gym? it sounds like an excuse@@roh41l_vfx
@higaiwokeru7 ай бұрын
Start a business probably
@JamesWhite-th5vk7 ай бұрын
Or, to put it succinctly, join the military.
@AA-yl9so7 ай бұрын
My trade school was 13k for a 15 week program. Paid it back within a year of working. You can’t put this goofy course on a resume.
@not-him-I-swear4 ай бұрын
“Ah yes I payed 15k to become an alpha…”
@KenjiAsakura093 ай бұрын
"I attended Hustle University and Alpha Camp"
@planescaped2 ай бұрын
I see on your resume that you learned excel "on the streets G"
@josephpe90Ай бұрын
What did you go for bro? Just curious
@AA-yl9soАй бұрын
@@josephpe90 powerline work
@kingdomkrook9 ай бұрын
They could have joined a military reserves program and got this treatment for free, while actually learning something.
@daslynnter98419 ай бұрын
But that's a commitment and these guys only want to get all those lessons for minimal effort then return to their lazy lifestyle. I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for people with $18,000 to not only throw away, but pay for torture. Military pays you, and dominatrices are probably cheaper. And if they actually need help, therapy is way cheaper, and has a small perk of no torture involved.
@misalignedmisanthropist9 ай бұрын
Exactly, thats the stupidest part. At least in military the treatment there makes sense. Here some guys just shout at you for no reason
@elseggs65049 ай бұрын
Question is if the military would take them at all. Despite everything the army has the luxury of choice and that wont change until theres a draft.
@annavictrix9 ай бұрын
AND getting benefits like mortgages and school loans from the government.
@cjbartolotta47439 ай бұрын
First thought in my head too. Any reserve and a therapist, solid combo that will actually deliver results.
@user-fe9dj6wq8e9 ай бұрын
If you really want to push these guys to their limit, make them read a book.
@nathanfesnic99019 ай бұрын
This is a good one 😂
@warlordofbritannia9 ай бұрын
Bro thinks they can read 🤣🤣 Seriously though, for a bunch of so-called tough guys who allegedly push boundaries…they’re just reinforcing the most toxic and harmful stereotypes of “masculinity.” They’re about as revolutionary as your average earthworm
@DumplingDoodle9 ай бұрын
@@warlordofbritannia I am SHOCKED to see insightful commentary preceded by a “bro thinks X 💀” comment. Well said!
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6399 ай бұрын
@@warlordofbritannia Hey now, don't drag them down to that level. I'll have you know that earth worms are far more revolutionary and important than these "alpha males" will ever be.
@quekumber9 ай бұрын
@@warlordofbritannia lol at seeing a few clips and commentary and think anything is being reinforced. Bedros, who is the main guy, literally advocates numerous books and he does breakdowns of them FYI .
@AwkwarddFoxx5 ай бұрын
My dad’s a former SEAL and had to go through intense training. He was a SEAL for 4 years as part of a college scholarship deal. It was only when I was like 20 did i woman up and have the courage to tell him to tell his inner drill instructor to take a hike. I genuinely wish he was more emotionally available when I was growing up because our relationship absolutely sucks as of now. I take after him in a lot of ways, and I cant explain just how frustrating it was that I would set aside my pride long enough to have a conversation with him and open up to him only for him to turn around and mock me. Maybe thats just my first-born daughter energy kicking in, feeling like I have to hold it together because no one else will. It really sucks. My advice to parents is: Don’t mock your children when they pour their heart out to you, and certainly don’t subject them to 75 hours of torture. Hell, don’t even subject them to 1 hour of torture. You’ll mess up as a parent, because we all mess up as people. Tell your ego and pride to take a long walk off a short pier, get your head out of your ass, and *apologize.* Apologize when you mess up. My dad’s hardly apologized for anything, I can only think of one instance off the top of my head, and my mind can’t even humanize him if I tried. He seems more like a robotic drill instructor.
@aidanfaller58555 ай бұрын
Damn I'm sorry that sounds awful. Its really important for parents to be understanding of their kids and support them emotionally. Growing up with a parent like that sounds really rough I hope you're doing better now
@AwkwarddFoxx5 ай бұрын
@@aidanfaller5855 I wish my relationship with my father was better, but after being ridiculed and mocked so often when I tried to have heart to heart conversations with him as a teenager, it just became pointless to even try. Of course, the wish for his approval still remains because :) of course it does.
@ratful67895 ай бұрын
There is a reason why your father is like this, also since its your father and your own blood you should love him despite what he is especially if hes not doing something really bad to you and enjoy the little you can get from him. Do not hold any grudge and learn from his ""mistakes"" , but do not become a soy dad too
@Bruh-vf8np5 ай бұрын
@@ratful6789 my father's mother would parent my father too strictly, almost close to abuse but what hurts him the most was how emotionally distant his own mother was. He has never done the same for us, He is a good father that is present emotionally and is there for us even when things gets rough. There's a good reason why he didn't do the same parenting and treatment as my grandmother, go figure.
@ratful67895 ай бұрын
@@Bruh-vf8np That is the advice i was giving to the other comment, learn from your predecessor's mistakes and adapt but at the same time you should forgive and still love them if they arent the best parents because they are your own blood and only family but as well because people rarelly born as devil
@americandissident90623 ай бұрын
Something I noticed during military training (Basic training, SERE, etc.) is that the harder the training program was, the less yelling the instructors did.
@davidlilly10003 ай бұрын
I wish they did another season, but the show "The Selection Special Operations Program" the most motivating and soft-spoken people, were the 2 Tier-one operators.
@weirdo10603 ай бұрын
Military training is about skill learning. This just seems to be harassment without any benefits.
@danielrn1333 ай бұрын
I was Army 22 years. Retired in 2022. Agree. 99.999% of military training people are not screaming and yelling. This is what idiots think "military training" is. If they wanted a real experience have them pull duty all weekend and then field day the barracks.
@NLTops3 ай бұрын
These guys just watched Full Metal Jacket too much. Which don't get me wrong was a great movie. But their takeaway is dumb.
@americandissident90622 ай бұрын
@@NLTops Nah, they watched the documentary about Hell Week. This is a HW knockoff.
@KoenRH28039 ай бұрын
This man is a genius, fixing trauma and insecurities by replacing them with new ones during the camp. Amazing
@Jumpyj3st3r1509 ай бұрын
Like getting off of beer to get addicted to crack
@chickengod98859 ай бұрын
"The Best way to forget an old wound is to open a new one!" -Jack Krauser resident evil 4
@GRedb9 ай бұрын
that was the gayest statement ever. You are not gonna get new insecurities and trauma from that camp bruv maybe you but a regural man wouldn't what are you on about?
@KoenRH28039 ай бұрын
@@GRedb it’s okay man, you don’t have to display your insecurity in your masculinity in a comment section and get all offended. Go enjoy life
@TheCommanderTaco9 ай бұрын
The technique worked for Major Payne when he wanted to get people to stop focusing on their injuries lol.
@annavictrix9 ай бұрын
I'm still blown away that anyone thinks it's "alpha" to blindly follow another man who tells them what to do.
@lightpika9 ай бұрын
I'm saying like what? How can you ever be an Alpha like that? First of all, Alpha males don't know that are alpha lol
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese9 ай бұрын
@@lightpika Yo exactly. "I'm the alpha male! Here's $18k," says the remora clinging to the shark's fin. Meanwhile, what's the shark thinking? "Hunt. Kill. Eat. Yum."
@absolutelyfookinnobody28439 ай бұрын
Bro these people are just just the righty version of leftoids
@vp_-ld4bz9 ай бұрын
@@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Based shark.
@JimmyNuisance9 ай бұрын
And they’re following a man who most definitely sells and promotes "male enhancement supplements" while raging at trans stuff… it’s crazy how much body dysmorphia exists in the alpha-sphere. Everyone is running around feeling less of a man than they imagine themselves to be… so they need to take supplements and hang out at the gym all day so they can bulk up and be the men they truly think they are…. It’s super weird.. bunch of malnourished nerds who are shocked every time they see their own reflection and are reminded that they’re just a dude.. not a chad, not an alpha.. just a chud named Ralph. How do you turn a chud into a chad? Self help books and supplements baby!
@ParanoidAndroid917 ай бұрын
"Stop asking for electrolytes!" 😂
@helloitsme96043 ай бұрын
That part cracked me up lmao! 🤣🤣
@jphansen52992 ай бұрын
Was he just like “so do we get electrolytes before or after we dig our graves?”
@rossgadsby96638 ай бұрын
Paying to do this is like the most "I almost joined but..." energy
@derekmcroberts13805 күн бұрын
That's all I could think. "You do know the military will pay *you* to get yelled at, and you'll probably actually learn something."
@sunlightsage29829 ай бұрын
My dad used to tell me this: Being strong isn’t about making life harder to prove you can face it’s challenge. It’s about making the challenges life does throw at you bearable.
@yakovgulyy69319 ай бұрын
1000% facts your dad preaching fr.
@arathsg98249 ай бұрын
W father moment
@coroner21419 ай бұрын
your dad sounds like he grew up during the leaded fuel era
@Throbingkcoc9 ай бұрын
Bruce Lee had a similar qoute that I always really admired. It's not what happens to you in life It's how you deal with it.
@angryturtle74369 ай бұрын
my dude's dad is probably solaire god damn
@devouredremains9 ай бұрын
Imagine being a "straight as an arrow alpha male" but deep down your top priority is impressing other "alpha males". 🤔😂
@Albert_79 ай бұрын
I just realized how gay this is
@K.2.K9 ай бұрын
That’s the irony. All these alpha redpill conservative dudes cry about & make fun of lgbt men & liberal men, but in reality it’s them who are weak & insecure in their masculinity
@KenjiAsakura099 ай бұрын
It's all one huge circle jerk
@nirochan45919 ай бұрын
When was impressing someone is gay ? 😂
@Wastingsometimehere9 ай бұрын
@@nirochan4591 You're right. It could be closet bi
@jalonwilson50968 ай бұрын
this whole program sounds like a PTSD speedrun to me
@shawnmendrek3544Ай бұрын
lol
@anthonyjames43198 ай бұрын
Imagine paying 18k and saying “yes instructor” to some dude yelling at you.
@jesseteixeira62849 ай бұрын
How insecure does an entire society have to be about its masculinity for an entire industry like this to thrive?
@somebodyoncetoldme26649 ай бұрын
Maybe if people didn't kick a dead horse when it's already dead then there wouldn't be an entire market of sad men there.....when yall still make fun of them for being so sad and desperate they'll spend all their money just to find a purpose in life and keep living.
@CarlosSpicyWang9 ай бұрын
@@somebodyoncetoldme2664Lefties: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN ARE BAD REEEEEEEEEE
@nocaptainmatt37719 ай бұрын
You can thank the ultimate matriarchy that the US has become
@genericscottishchannel16039 ай бұрын
yes
@Pack_Watch9 ай бұрын
Make my sandwich 🥪
@Lehnerd9 ай бұрын
This is literally like hell week in the military, but instead of becoming a navy seal afterwards, you become a slightly traumatized man that is down 18k and will have all sorts of pain for the next two weeks minimum.
@mikewatkinson19969 ай бұрын
Found the comment i was gonna make. Nice.
@axtondragunov17849 ай бұрын
Don't forget instead of having a stable career for the next 4 years where the government pays you you instead get no useful skills or job after and I guess "bragging rights"
@jimbo29479 ай бұрын
for real, at what point do you just conscript yourself instead.
@johnnyenglish67519 ай бұрын
%100! 🤣😂🤣
@sdawg589 ай бұрын
Imagine knowing someone that went to Alpha boot camp. They'd never shut up about it... Like they're some badass.
@THEmfGOBLIN3 ай бұрын
18k for an unregulated military bootcamp
@weirdo10603 ай бұрын
A real military boot camp also teaches combat skills (Weapons, first aid, etc). Trainees get paid instead of paying others.
@wisdomwendigo8 ай бұрын
I just graduated from Marine bootcamp and I can say that I hate the idea of this project with a passion. This project has you pay to suffer whereas in bootcamp, you suffer to get paid. There is literally nothing to gain from this other than low-self esteem, bankruptcy, and a miserable public image. The transformation from civilian to Marine is hard to explain for me, personally, but bootcamp teaches you to appreciate the shit that you take for granted, to struggle through the physical and mental turmoil, to help your fellow recruits/Marines/teammates/etc., to be more courteous, and to be the best version of yourself. Alpha Male Bootcamp vs Marine Corps bootcamp is a fucking joke. Marine Bootcamp wins, easily
@ToxicBastard5 ай бұрын
Plus paying to suffer is weird and feels like a kink, suffering to pay is just what most guys gotta do.
@devildog23784 ай бұрын
I leave March 12th goddamn I’m gonna love being a marine
@wisdomwendigo4 ай бұрын
@@devildog2378 You won't regret it in the long run. It will suck, but at the end of the day it'll be second-hand fun, you'll see
@devildog23784 ай бұрын
@@wisdomwendigo Rah and at age 20
@SamuelDiaz213 ай бұрын
@@devildog2378I don’t regret serving in the Corps. It definitely helped me become the man I am today and I’m exponentially better for having served. With that said, there were many days that I did NOT love being a Marine 😂 however, I don’t regret the decision at all! Semper Fi brother and best of luck to you and your career.
@Grace-tg4oy9 ай бұрын
This is the most "Men will do [blank] before going to therapy." Thing in existence.
@Paulkotsu9 ай бұрын
Therapy is not a cure-all lil bro
@toat_9 ай бұрын
@@PaulkotsuIt sure as sh!t is more helpful than whatever grift you keep buying is though.
@lynnespinoza47369 ай бұрын
@@PaulkotsuEven so, Therapy > Copium
@evolalienn9 ай бұрын
@@Paulkotsunobody said it was lol. *nothing* is a cure all. You have to want to get better and actively try to reach a better version of yourself with habits, mentality, perseverance, and kindness brick by brick. Therapy is by far a better tool than wasting money with grifters.
@AnkaaAvarshina9 ай бұрын
@@Paulkotsu yeah sure and I'm sure that money that could've been spent on therapy is better spent on a stupid excuse of a "boot camp" just so you can get physically, verbally, and emotionally abused by some douchebag who thinks he's better than you? Cool.
@erockromulan93299 ай бұрын
Honey, I just paid $18,000 to become the alpha male in this house. Please don't leave me.
@mirivmd9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@user-dp9xj6eg2i9 ай бұрын
First Trump/Crypto Zoo NFTs NOW THIS?!
@JEvans-wy9ln9 ай бұрын
Aint no way any of these guys are actually married and if they were their wives would immediately leave them after hearing where their 18k went
@totempolejoe19 ай бұрын
Funniest comment here
@lukaspumo34989 ай бұрын
Wife was probably banging the neighbor while he's at alpha camp lmao
@user-pc3hd6ok6r5 ай бұрын
As a member of the United States Army seeing these clips of getting yelled at really brought me back to my basic training days. Only instead of just being screamed for no reason, it actually served a purpose. We were disciplined through relentless physical and mental training and were ACTUALLY taught how to become a leader. All of it was free as well.
@weirdo10603 ай бұрын
Basic training also involved learning new skills. This group is not learning weapons, land navigation, first aid, etc. They are simply being harassed.
@seikuo369 күн бұрын
@@weirdo1060 18k for harassment is kinda wild
@Wyatt1314.8 ай бұрын
You could do extreme hiking, camping, workouts, all that by yourself. A person should not need such extra motivation.
@devildog23784 ай бұрын
Go to MCRD Parris island and you get to do all of those things plus weapons training and pay💰 . Think bro think 🧠
@Wyatt1314.4 ай бұрын
@@devildog2378 I will consider your points👉🤔💥👈.. o fuk yeeaaa-
@devildog23784 ай бұрын
@@Wyatt1314. RAHH DEVIL
@PerryKhensing9 ай бұрын
Amazing experiences you get at Alpha Male camp: • Getting yelled at • Being waterboarded while being yelled at • Digging holes • Being in a body bag because... uh... • Getting yelled at • Being insulted by someone who's acting like they're tough • Normal experiences in life being re-explained in ways that make them sound psuedo-deep • Laying in water • Getting yelled at
@GuilhermeMetz9 ай бұрын
to be fair, getting yelled at for a while helps you learn to think and react under pressure, all the other shit was nuts. 18k for being soaked for a weekend is definitely the dumbest possible use of money and time
@ziadaly21159 ай бұрын
I think you forgot about the part where they get yelled at
@quantumhawk8069 ай бұрын
@@GuilhermeMetzah yes please tell that to the many children that have faced this abuse and are now struggling. Getting screamed at for no reason while learning/doing something is not useful. It will just teach them to freeze under pressure.
@jamesdoakes49569 ай бұрын
@@GuilhermeMetzthat’s so not true. The yelling is purely for theatrics for the video, and a fetish for the people paying to be yelled at. That’s literally all this is. These men are cucks who wanna be dominated. But they hate women so instead of paying for a dominatrix they’d rather get their rocks off to a muscular man yelling at them
@metalogic15809 ай бұрын
@@quantumhawk806we are talking about adults here, not children, innit?
@BecauseYNotYT9 ай бұрын
I'll be an asshole for a minute and say that I love this videos because they remind me that even at my lowest points, I am not as dumb as some people are daily
@UnicornsExist179 ай бұрын
Not an asshole. Appropriate social comparison.
@Papa_Straight9 ай бұрын
Not really dumb nikocado can afford this and should avocado in this
@TheBronzeTurkey9 ай бұрын
If only you knew proper grammar
@ShreddedSteel9 ай бұрын
missed the mark when you could barely string a sentence together
@d.optional33819 ай бұрын
Thats such an inferior sentiment
@bighoss87938 ай бұрын
Never under any circumstance underestimate the power of stupidity.
@wisetries49638 ай бұрын
yes sensei bighoss.
@redryan200003 ай бұрын
The way they said "yes instructor" was so ironically fucking submissive it's downright sad.
@ElectricFire90009 ай бұрын
Imagine paying 18,000 to roleplay amateur navy seals
@ryliebrown59259 ай бұрын
Amateur is a insult to the navy seals that fact this would even be considered related to them on a scale 😂
@deathbydeviceable9 ай бұрын
No, these people paid $18k to be bullied 😂
@tedragus33519 ай бұрын
Navy Seal training is a much preferable experience then this
@clonecommandermike3329 ай бұрын
Me and my buddies can do it in the woods behind my house for free. And have a lot more fun.
@solitude4evr9 ай бұрын
*prepubescent* navy seals
@TheMrAllam9 ай бұрын
They paid $18,000 for some SEALS Boot Camp LARP. You could have had the same experience by just trying to legitimately join the SEALS for almost nothing.
@desertdude82749 ай бұрын
Plus they put you through normal boot camp on top of that and actually teach you useful shit sometimes. Best part government pays for it and give you money to be part of it. I don't understand where you would even try to get the dough to pay for all this shit.
@Jamienicholas029 ай бұрын
Yes
@ryanakers9 ай бұрын
Why is it when it comes to military u civilians think u know what u are talking about u don’t bcz it ain’t that simple to just join the seals u have to join the navy then try to be the 3 percent out of 100 that actually pass through
@desertdude82749 ай бұрын
@@ryanakers I'm in the Navy goofball. Also my point still stands.
@TheMrAllam9 ай бұрын
@ryanakers Civilians? Like the guy who replied to you, I'm also a veteran, so don't always assume, and second, the Navy SEAL point was for comedic effect and also to explain what training these idiots were trying to emulate. Just the regular basic training of the Air Force would break those losers.
@LucresntBlade7 ай бұрын
Dominatrixes are prolly a better use of funds
@mrnonsense103114 күн бұрын
And a hell of a lot cheaper.
@rjtalley6283 ай бұрын
For $18,000 you could probably get both a gym membership with a personal trainer and a therapist and I bet you’ll still have some cash left over
@micnorton94873 ай бұрын
EXACTLY 💯, I'd do the therapy first for 10 $150 sessions,, and yeah the personal trainer would cost the most but one could probably find a good one for $500 a day,, that's 16 five left SO 30 straight days of personal training and the rest for the gym membership AND maybe some grapefruit sodas or something and the results would be PHENOMENAL compared to wasting $18,000 with this goober for 3 days.....
@imperialtutor86879 ай бұрын
It’s terrible how mentally broken men are taken advantage off. You can obviously make fun of them but at the core of the issue these people feel so desperate to search for some meaning in their lives.
@emers0n5079 ай бұрын
and it’s crazy once you start really looking into it the highest rate of suicide is male military men. so even with pushing this whole “alpha” and hyper masculine culture men’s mental health is still on the back burner further forcing this idea that men have no feelings and should just always take what’s thrown at them 😂
@prettyokandy2309 ай бұрын
if they're down this bad they probably deserve it tbh
@luckyinky78499 ай бұрын
@@prettyokandy230it depends on some of them
@BB-ed4om9 ай бұрын
@@prettyokandy230if they have 18k in expendable income they’re doing better than me. I’m stressing about student loan payments starting again. I don’t know what they need to learn about financial freedom if they can just p*ss away 18 grand no sweat.
@BB-ed4om9 ай бұрын
@@prettyokandy230not that money is everything. But if they have wives and kids and all of their material needs are taken care of, they’re not “down bad” just extremely insecure.
@saltyrobot55499 ай бұрын
What's insane to me is that they could've spent that 18k on therapy and achieved far better results
@lifeofjeffrey24479 ай бұрын
Or if they want to get into boot camp, they could’ve just gone to the US military and as a matter of fact, YOU GET PAID for it
@dragoon93829 ай бұрын
@@lifeofjeffrey2447 lmao
@bluebloo99559 ай бұрын
Or they can just not and you know be a regular human being amongst society
@Resolver1019 ай бұрын
@@bluebloo9955”Don’t go to therapy. Just be normal” Amazing advice
@Jestrath9 ай бұрын
@@lifeofjeffrey2447my thought exactly. If I wanted to be treated like shot like that i would just go to to real boot camp.
@salvatoredanunciacao77703 ай бұрын
These instructors clearly went to BUDS probably washed out or never actually got to operate and are now taking that frustration out on dudes just to make a quick buck.
@BakeBMDeezy4 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a meme that read "I ordered a book called 'How to scam people' 3 months ago and it never shipped".
@Nyromen9 ай бұрын
The worst thing is, on top of this industry that preys upon the self esteem issues and vulnerability of modern men, there’s a children’s version of this hellish program. Edit: It’s called the squire program, run by the same guy.
@sashatotinok56159 ай бұрын
U talking about rotc?
@Person0fColor9 ай бұрын
Right, this only highlights the degree in which this society has failed men. 😂 There is no shit millions of men out there who are just playing video game not married not having families and not buying homes. Home ownership is at a 50 year all time low.
@Person0fColor9 ай бұрын
@@sashatotinok5615ROTC is for f@673+s for sure but probably still too manly for you
@lonniecynth22409 ай бұрын
@@sashatotinok5615alright I’m assuming you mean jrotc unless you’re talking about college aged adults but it can really be helpful at teaching life skills for kids
@commanderrex83519 ай бұрын
Jrotc really helped me out it taught me some basic shit and got a promotion in the army for doing it
@MrBallen9 ай бұрын
this alpha male stuff is literally just knock off special operations military training with former spec ops instructors leading it.... I think this sort of thing works great for ACTUAL special operations training, cause it def weeds out a lot of people who are not cut out for the job.... but to pay $18K as a civilian to go through this, that just seems totally weird and not worth it at all.... to each their own I suppose
@Jamienicholas029 ай бұрын
I see
@user-fr2it8wp6y9 ай бұрын
Hi Mr ballen 😊
@cambamslam35109 ай бұрын
It's not even special operations military training lol. It's a severely watered down basic training at best.
@bradendeifel92639 ай бұрын
Mrballen commenting on Charlie’s vids is not the crossover I expected to see today. Great work on the strange, dark and mysterious delivered in story format!
@ronmower9 ай бұрын
@@cambamslam3510 WATERED down is right...
@Ginger-.._5 ай бұрын
18k to pretend to be Mark Wahlberg in Lone Survivor
@TheUnbiasedQuincy3 ай бұрын
Just enlist into the army if you want to be yelled at 💀
@weirdo10603 ай бұрын
Army boot camp will also teach skills (e.g. weapons, land navigation, first aid, etc) while being paid. MDK is just about paying others to harass you.
@fdookie117Ай бұрын
to get YELLED at join marines, to get called mean names join army
@flannyfizzle94029 ай бұрын
Someone needs to pull these guys aside and say to them, “You know, if you’re into sadomasochism, you can easily find a dominatrix for way less than $18,000.”
@gentlesandladymen9 ай бұрын
Genuinely someone tell them I think it would help 😭
@vidmasterK19 ай бұрын
What, have a strong willed woman have power over them? Especially sexually? They'd flip their lip
@flowerchild84509 ай бұрын
No bro you don’t understand, it’s much more masculine and alpha to have a man do it…..definitely not a gay thing whatsoever
@CrizzyEyes9 ай бұрын
i'm beginning to think these guys all just had abusive fathers and they need someone to yell at them so they can be good again in their mid life crisis
@dannydanumba26199 ай бұрын
It seems like these guy prefer a Daddy to do it instead
@colindoyle25989 ай бұрын
Alpha male classes prey on the modern issues that a lot of men experience. They are hilariously goofy, but it's so sad to watch guys throw their money away on things like this
@DseanSupreme9 ай бұрын
HealthygamerGG nailed it when he spoke on this on his channel: men get their struggles and problems dismissed by the media and everyone in general, especially white men. Alpha male targeted businesses are the only places that validate the feelings of men who have it hard, and feel they can't navigate life, so they manage to build a market for it. Unfortunately, they just offer snake oil with tidbits of actually helpful advice and fleece the money and support out of them.
@tombowombo-9 ай бұрын
It seems like these "instructors" watched some bud/s training documentaries and are trying to copy it.
@LuisSierra429 ай бұрын
@@tombowombo- Honestly, this looks a lot like Fight Club
@ianmaidment22589 ай бұрын
Not confident in your woman abusing, you need this
@thecommandant28319 ай бұрын
@SyakirinTheStickMan Ok. So, you have to go to bigger creator to advertise shit?
@dexterslaboratory24043 ай бұрын
This is the Same place where in the video the instructor says this is nothing personal and then gets personal
@duonghoangminh2587 ай бұрын
You know what else isn't easy? Not laughing while Charlie is laughing about the "significance" of the dash
@tylerscott39799 ай бұрын
Honestly, if you have 18k to blow on a 3 day bullshit camp, I feel like you have already achieved a higher level of success than many
@mattwong54039 ай бұрын
If they want to play weekend warrior without the risk of combat, they can join the reserves as an Air Force Officer (if they have a BA) and choose a non-combat job. Or join law enforcement, or spend $200 on an airsoft milsim event so they get the actual infantry experience for 2 to 3 days. It's a lot more fun than spending $18k to do fake basic training
@Pedro-uk2vf9 ай бұрын
The comment no one wants to like because that would mean they’d have to accept this.
@GoldenGod699 ай бұрын
@@mattwong5403If I would have joined the chairforce, TACP would have been the way
@jacquesthebeux72129 ай бұрын
@@mattwong5403heard that getting into the Air Force as an Officer is up to a 2 year wait, and EXTREMELY selective
@TheRealJoeDirt9 ай бұрын
@ejro2820 TACP is dope but CCT is the Special Ops version, which seems even cooler. Either way dope af
@Anthony49498 ай бұрын
Former Marine here and couldn’t agree more. These weak minded men are being taken advantage of out of desperation. We all have despair and hard times. It’s called life. It’s not what defines you. Do your best to provide and just be there for your family the best you can. Seeing a therapist doesn’t make you weak either. It means you have the balls to fight whatever demons haunt you.
@RediTtora8 ай бұрын
Stolen valor
@pestilentsleeper91528 ай бұрын
What do you mean by former?
@mousepad26758 ай бұрын
hes not a marine anymore, so veteran marine or sum like dat @@pestilentsleeper9152
@healthyliam68038 ай бұрын
Sure you are.
@thomasbigatti79838 ай бұрын
Weak minded men won’t put themselves in these situations 💀
@hepkil83705 ай бұрын
looks like they watched one minute of a david goggins vid
@instagramcraker38167 ай бұрын
Please leave your mic on more often. The giggles were gold.😂
@JAV822249 ай бұрын
“Just because something is hard, and you do it, doesn’t mean you benefitted from it” actual poet
@yomuin53899 ай бұрын
But actually though. I fucking hate when old people call themselves "experienced" even if clearly they're as bigoted and narrow-minded as they could've been as a baby. Just because you're old doesn't mean you went through life becoming all that experienced. I often find it quite likely, instead, that they went through life being a bit too set in their ways to become wise. This is kind of the same. People subject themselves to shit they can later flaunt rather than just going through life and being respectful every day.
@Hanzo20249 ай бұрын
panic in David Goggins noises
@Sphynra9 ай бұрын
"Don’t fall in love with your suffering. Never presume that your suffering is in itself proof of your authenticity." - Zizek
@Mako-rh6tl9 ай бұрын
Trying to think up a dick joke right now
@layton62029 ай бұрын
@@yomuin5389babies are bigoted and narrow minded?
@Logger10109 ай бұрын
if you feel like you have to go to an Alpha Male bootcamp then you have already failed
@warlordofbritannia9 ай бұрын
That’s kinda the point, isn’t it? If these poor suckers ever became secure, then the grifters wouldn’t be able to milk them any further
@FirstLast-yr9kx9 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@glitchmob14979 ай бұрын
@OfficerBMT tf?!
@Bhamofficer3289 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Bhamofficer3289 ай бұрын
@@glitchmob1497His profile says UTUBETROLLPOLICE so he’s a troll.
@J4nn1sNERD6 ай бұрын
they say they heal you from trauma… but for people that are hypersensitive and got yelled at as a kid, it only makes it worse 😅
@juliusjulma72804 ай бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@lesliewolfe764313 күн бұрын
Charlie snickering during that guy's "dash" speech is everything 😅
@Cerulium9 ай бұрын
As a hose gunner in the local water gun battle of '09, I can attest that these men are enduring the toughest training imaginable.
@WD_7249 ай бұрын
I agree. I was in the mud trenches of ‘94 and this shit sounds hard.
@bigdapramirez61579 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service
@Fluff_gobocat9 ай бұрын
Oh, those were nothing to the snow trenches of '73
@LonzoZoty9 ай бұрын
I agree I was a hail hurler who served in the battle of Poseidons palace
@davidtalavera91389 ай бұрын
We all appreciate your service soldier 🇺🇲
@lubtv87929 ай бұрын
Damn, I got to experience this shit for 12 years from my step dad. I must be king alpha male with all the trauma I got.
@DumplingDoodle9 ай бұрын
Right? The years of bullying and emotional abuse from peers and family must’ve made me a fucking gigachad. Vaguely related: believe it or not, there is actually some link between childhood stress and physical maturity. Observable in city kids vs country kids, minor environmental stressors throughout childhood lead city kids to develop and grow slightly faster. Something to do with the endocrine system working harder and more growth hormone being produced, can’t recall the details atm.
@doomstan9 ай бұрын
I like how the logic is "we're gonna cure your trauma with more trauma"
@lubtv87929 ай бұрын
@@doomstan it’s weird cause it’s almost getting the point of what I actually believe helps. Exposure. But this isn’t exposing traumatized men to their triggers and helping them redirect their feelings or even process them. It’s just some dude adding some more trauma into whatever you already had. Unless your fear is joining the military in the 50’s then I don’t get what the point is.
@marhen44979 ай бұрын
Wait til he shows you the bill for those 12 years. Beeing an alpha male doesn't come cheap
@Sumirevins9 ай бұрын
The 13 years of bullying and getting yelled at trauma must've made me into a fucking sigma dripking by that logic. Nah but that tramas has made me mentally fortified atleast.
@TheFirstGoomba3 ай бұрын
If you want to be dehumanized and treated like garbage just go out and get a job. They will even pay you.
@D3P.179 ай бұрын
You really need to interview a guy that actually decided to pay for this using their own money
@h.t.88129 ай бұрын
Great idea!
@pattyrik68459 ай бұрын
I’m the VICE Andrew state documentary, all of those customers hid their faces. ALL of them.
@Aeduo9 ай бұрын
Probably wouldn't get much other than meaningless delusion that sadly, many would probably take to heart because of how fucked our culture is.
@PlasticDoll.9 ай бұрын
probably same shit "our society is falling apart, men becoming women blah blah, men should be blah blah, no one helped me blah blah" bs like that
@ZombieMadeIt9 ай бұрын
@@PlasticDoll. they always say that lmao its so predictable its not even super popular for a man to be trans so i dont get why they bring that up
@kagami279 ай бұрын
I used to make fun of desperate men being taken advantage of by 'alpha male gurus'. Now I just feel bad for them and I hope they get all the help they need. This is just sad
@JimmyNuisance9 ай бұрын
I always felt bad for them, I always mocked them, and I always will.
@Kitsuragi5569 ай бұрын
@@JimmyNuisance You're a true hero. Really out here making a difference, bud.
@JimmyNuisance9 ай бұрын
@@Kitsuragi556 Who said anything about making a difference? We’re laughing at lesser men who are aware they’re lesser… nothing about that smacks of me making an effort to help. Besides, these guys PAID 18k to be ridiculed. I offer that service free of charge, you should be joining me in pointing and laughing if you REALLY want to help these pathetic losers.
@danielhicks18249 ай бұрын
@@Kitsuragi556tbf, it's in the name
@looklook4789 ай бұрын
Don't tell me you're one of those dudes. Do dumb shit and get made fun of lmao, these teases are the wars y'all talk about
@ivanstayner88183 ай бұрын
A true alpha male would see this and think what a waste of money.
@Kingsman41018 ай бұрын
You can enlist and go through buds and experience the same thing AND get paid to do it. I'd be curious to see these "instructors" qualifications
@Nando.M17 ай бұрын
And be stuck for 4 years…
@ToxicBastard5 ай бұрын
@@Nando.M1 I'd say join the TA/reserves (of national equivalent) but that's a bad ideal right now.
@kuragedaisuki2449 ай бұрын
It’s absolutely mind blowing that we live in a world where this really happens and is successful.
@ren28719 ай бұрын
Yes and you'd be surprised this happens across the board. Most people are stupid and easy to manipulate.
@dorkydragon50559 ай бұрын
Is it really that surprising though? Really?
@theforrest9 ай бұрын
@@dorkydragon5055disappointing, yes. surprising, not as much
@lifeiswonderful229 ай бұрын
This is what rich people spend their money on when they have everything else in the world.
@tyronestrydom19 ай бұрын
@@oz_peter*smegma
@Alloccer9 ай бұрын
As someone who served in military, this is both sad and laughable. I get what they are trying to do, and I can say that army training turned me into a different man. But it took 9 months, not 3 days, and those super intensive moments were thinly spread. They were not what really mold us, it's the discipline, the responsibility over long time what changed us, not that one time our sergeant made us to present him our equipment (which took 6 hours, and we were sweating buckets and bleeding from knees and elbows by the end). Thats a cool/funny story to tell afterwards, but no more than that in long term. Sorry for broken English, my third language.
@DumplingDoodle9 ай бұрын
Very solid English first of all, and second, you’re spot on. To change, you need DISCIPLINE, not short lived abject misery.
@simonpack19419 ай бұрын
Thanks for your service 👌
@xxxxxx58689 ай бұрын
Damn 9 months for bootcamp? What country was that?
@Ukraineaissance20149 ай бұрын
@@xxxxxx5868its common across europe
@abigslimjim9 ай бұрын
@@xxxxxx5868maybe he’s talking about basic and ait combined
@chrisfrank84138 ай бұрын
Remmeber what Mr. wizard said: Be who you is, not who you is not, those who do this, are the happiest lot!
@user-fu7eh2mk5n7 ай бұрын
They offer this service for free. Its called enlisting.
@hug-the-raccoon9 ай бұрын
Charlie, you need to make your own bootcamp and make us the alpha we're meant to be.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6399 ай бұрын
Don't be an alpha. Be a real man.
@KennethEnders9 ай бұрын
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639yeah… a smigma male😎
@_KnownUnknown_9 ай бұрын
@@KennethEnderssmegma male 🤤
@KaroxNightshade9 ай бұрын
@@_KnownUnknown_ Dawg, no. Wash up.
@FetusDeletus_E9 ай бұрын
@@_KnownUnknown_yes please 🤤🤤
@Renflower249 ай бұрын
When I was 14, going through the most insecure part of my life where I felt fat for just breathing, I bought a course that cost $60. My mom said that she’d let me buy it to let me learn a lesson, but I was so sure back then that I’d show her and everyone else. The course included a 15-30 minute long 'thank you' and 'you won't regret this' video, and a link for pre-recorded daily videos of follow-along exercises. No meal plan, no personal trainer, and no results, which the advertisement promised over and over, stressing how different it was. I dropped it within a month even after trying to give it my all. Now I’m 19, and though I always figured I knew better because I never came from a rich family, I can appreciate that I paid $60 I couldn’t afford instead of $18k. It’s easy to laugh at these kinds of videos now, but I really appreciate my mom for letting me experience that.
@Freddles7809 ай бұрын
W ASF mother tbh glad you learned an important lesson and keep on keeping on my fren!
@chriswilliams45759 ай бұрын
Mama is the real top g
@conorjamieson79639 ай бұрын
Mom game strong as fuck for real. You gotta let your kids fail sometimes, its probably hard to know when though as a parent.
@jochenkraus70169 ай бұрын
@@conorjamieson7963Sometimes you have to actually do things that might work or not. And it's a difference between getting something explained and agree or seeing the light by yourself. So in a way the course worked :-D BTW when watching the boot camp stuff in this video: Looks like military without the sometimes useful (e.g. learning first aid) and the cool things (weapons you don'thave to pay for. And of course getting paid for all that).
@andrewcheng19989 ай бұрын
Tbh can’t really expect for coaching at that price but if one does biology/science well enough there are definitely ways to get reasonably fit from free online info only.
@williamcook75274 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the "Ass Kickers United" episode of "It's Always Sunny"! They're just tired of them eating all their thin mints! Hahahaha
@MrSocomDude3 ай бұрын
Just enlist. Don’t put money into these scams.
@goopbloop88239 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for these guys. You've got to have some next-level deep-seeded issues to go into a program like this. Wish them the best to get the help they need. Also, screw everyone on board doing this thing that's got to project their insecurities and be total gross weirdos just to exploit vulnerable men. Absolutely disgusting
@daslynnter98419 ай бұрын
I would feel bad if this was a cheap thing that targeted poor people, like the military but without the lifelong perks, or like chiropracty, or churches. But these guys have $18,000 to throw away. Let them throw it away and let some guy who wouldn't have that money otherwise beat the shit out of them for 3 days. The assailant here could make this available to everyone and he'd make more money. He's choosing to target a demographic: rich people. Specifically rich people who feel like they need to prove themselves but are too scared to actually do anything. I hope the best for him.
@friend21949 ай бұрын
@@daslynnter9841Now imagine some of these dudes are fatherless, flipping burger at MCD for a living and it's pretty much their life saving. Suddenly these people don't deserve to be kicked anymore right? I dont deny there are some stupid extreme incels who are actively seeking an echo chamber in this crowd, but it's easier to lump they all together to a crowd that's we can hate. And why does wealth make this exploitative situation less sad?
@aw25849 ай бұрын
Or they have a homosexual humiliation fetish but are deep in the closet lmao
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese9 ай бұрын
@@daslynnter9841 The military pays you, not the other way around, and you get experience that's actually useful in society. Basic and 4+ years as a Supply Corps Officer is infinitely more valuable than this nonsense
@littlegiantj87619 ай бұрын
@@friend2194because "rich people bad, hate those above you, they aren't hooman and should be on the dinner table"
@fomorians9 ай бұрын
"Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel. Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate. Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural." - Charlie Chaplin
@crono33399 ай бұрын
Thanks for the reminder of that talk, I used to listen to it often until it made me cry. I was a former soldier and then a psychedelic dude so I'm much more into love and growth but both helped me see how people are easily led astray by con artists. I was too. Charlie Chaplin really had something important to say there.
@clairecordell24619 ай бұрын
Men care about other men - they have love in thier hearts for men, women and children. Men love and protect. That'll be 18grand please.
@manden66529 ай бұрын
That's a really funny take with the machines xDDD@@TheNickkm
@razacosmicapilled9 ай бұрын
Charlie Copelin
@marine47ncaa259 ай бұрын
You’re the comment who deserves 25K + likes bro. Excellent comment👍
@moth20197 ай бұрын
I want more of charlie chuckling during the video snippets lmao
@skyhorizon5173 ай бұрын
"That dash is the only thing that matters." That got me 😢
@thevagabond31819 ай бұрын
Wait. You mean I can pay a bunch of grifters to bully and emasculate me? How have my enemies hidden this gem from me?!
@Shigzmi9 ай бұрын
@SyakirinTheStickManbro you’re pathetic
@TheBlahblah869 ай бұрын
I love your use of the word emasculate in this example. It's so perfect.
@eileenwellings9 ай бұрын
Love natural immunity to bs
@History_Coffee9 ай бұрын
This has big "I would join the military but if a drill sgt got in my face I'd knock him out" energy
@razzberry47569 ай бұрын
id get kicked out of the military very quickly, i fucking hate screaming, id probably tell the drill instructor to go fuck himself, then just refuse any punishment he gave me, wanna scream in my face, fuck you, again, they’d definitely kick me out but i don’t care
@captainmycaptain83349 ай бұрын
careful, the cosplaytriots will hear you
@flipperbooch21949 ай бұрын
I heard of a USMC recruit that did that and got his face slammed on the hot hood of the MP’s squad car. You won’t win
@StereotypicalShea9 ай бұрын
I think it's an even larger concern when you realize all the instructors are not only prior service, but prior special operators just as well.
@Julian-43 ай бұрын
@@StereotypicalSheaGuaranteed some of them are lying about it. And they’d fold if they were led by a cadre of Navy Seal operators. These “instructors” look like overcompensating douch*canoes
@styx9537 ай бұрын
Feel like they took only the breaking down part of army training and forgot to add the building up part, also you don't get paid for being there and it cost 18k. Join the army instead.
@huntercool22323 ай бұрын
A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your drug addiction.
@IvanskiYakinovski9 ай бұрын
What men need are friends. What makes friendships are common experiences. Sharing the shame of wasting money to pretend to be a commando with your new bros is priceless.
@user-rx7uh9mg4f9 ай бұрын
Men don't want to put their egos aside to build friendships. Their ego is too big so they thing "Why should I go up to another man and try to get him to like me?". That's what happens when males grow up in a sheltered environment and their ego is never challenged so they think the world should come to them easily. Also, they aren't willing to resolve conflict after it happens. I'm talking real conflict not play teasing.
@danielmorton99569 ай бұрын
Imagine if it was a survival camp or something.
@Blackelk19969 ай бұрын
What some men need to be strong are other strong men that share common goals and ideals. Iron Sharpens Iron.
@Drheals-db3pm9 ай бұрын
well said
@thewatcher79409 ай бұрын
@@northstar2850 Not just brotherhood, but they also need to learn to be friends with women and view them as equals like they would their guy friends, instead of just potential partners.
@b-ner26169 ай бұрын
“You’re born, you die, and in between you live” truly awe inspiring words that have never been said before
@hugejackedman74239 ай бұрын
“We live, we love, we lie”
@user-zx8du3ik2j5 ай бұрын
wow those healing words at 04:00 from the bearded dwarf looking guy totally convinced me. . . how are they affording the actual cast from the extended Lord of the Rings movies?
@few-sea3603 ай бұрын
8:46 pov: you need more words for your essay
@humanoid2519 ай бұрын
What makes this extra sad and depressing is that, according to some of the other videos covering this that I’ve seen, most of the guys at these camps are there because their dads, uncles or other male guardians sent them there. They were so afraid that their kids would grow up to be nerdy, gay/trans, whatever that they paid $18,000 to send them to some wannabe boot camp that doesn’t teach them anything except what it’s like to be wet in different places at different times of day
@manwiththeredface78219 ай бұрын
So they're outsourcing fatherhood (along with all the responsibility that comes with it), how masculine...
@orugacrest9 ай бұрын
better to be a brainless outcast than a plaguebearer
@reshie9 ай бұрын
Sending your kid away to learn how to be "masculine" from another man for 18 000$ probably is one of the most BETA things anyone can do
@Ilivedbih9 ай бұрын
@@orugacrest Just be hygienic (which also isn't really considered manly by many..) and you won't be a plaguebearer ✌
@Thomk1219 ай бұрын
Idk, the clips I saw of those dudes they all looked over 18. At that point no one is sending you anywhere against your will. And if you allow that then maybe you do need the "alpha" training. Lol 😂
@ivansyomkin21569 ай бұрын
I did this in the army while getting paid and I still hated it 😂
@internalizedhappyness97749 ай бұрын
You made me laugh, thank you! 😋
@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo9 ай бұрын
You got buried in a bodybag?
@dragoon93829 ай бұрын
@@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo yes
@livewire429 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I thought watching this... this is the shit we did in bootcamp except they gave us a few bucks while doing it. At least in the military, you were probably going to go to war instead of paying 18k to pretend lmao
@Ameritard9 ай бұрын
Same, did this in the Marines and got paid what, like 3 or 4k?
@StephaniaMwamboneke-go9lxАй бұрын
The "that dash" speech got me laughing to my stomach
@zero-213 ай бұрын
the fact that you could just do non watered down army training for free and not 18000 dollars if you join the army
@j.h.52779 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the ability of a Navy SEAL to cash in on being a Navy SEAL.
@hypsin9 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the ability of someone claiming to be a Navy SEAL to cash in on claiming to be a Navy SEAL
@joshmacattack33289 ай бұрын
Sael
@Xan10119 ай бұрын
Spheal
@eduardopereira66989 ай бұрын
Sil
@acuilnos9 ай бұрын
Sail
@theantitroll9 ай бұрын
“Being uncomfortable just for the sake of being uncomfortable doesn’t improve you’re life.” I want that shit written on my tomb stone
@jotade20989 ай бұрын
But engrave "your".
@massojupiter34369 ай бұрын
Discomfort teaches you about yourself and someone can use that to better their life. So that quote is lying
@crowdemon_archives9 ай бұрын
@@massojupiter3436no, that's "learning from discomfort", not "discomfort just for discomfort"
@massojupiter34369 ай бұрын
@@crowdemon_archives but that goes without saying. The human mind is always on learning mode whether someone likes it or not. Doesn't matter what it is that you do, even if you're on your phone just for being on your phone, you will still learn something. I just learned that this type of thing (alpha male bootcamp) is real and I'm on my phone just because
@bradygd64319 ай бұрын
@@massojupiter3436 if you go stub your toe on purpose right now I doubt you'll learn a valuable life lesson from it
@SummonerX84 ай бұрын
They market the program like they're trying to market an MLM
@SteppingRazor7623 ай бұрын
18k to spray someone with water? Turns out I’ve been qualified to be the instructor since I was 7 years old 🤣
@Turglayfopa9 ай бұрын
I feel really bad for those who fell for it. They are obviously deep in the pits and are grasping for anything.
@conehero29419 ай бұрын
Right? It's exploitative as fuck. This is only going to teach them to be more bitter.
@KnowThyself6199 ай бұрын
Well at least they're trying out something new unlike millions who just sit and comment about people doing stuff.
@explorinjenkins3499 ай бұрын
I don't. A fool and his money are soon separated.
@manformerlypigbukkit9 ай бұрын
@@explorinjenkins349well that’s dull
@conehero29419 ай бұрын
@@explorinjenkins349 Despair will make you do crazy things.
@Idk-wg9gl9 ай бұрын
Anyone who refers to themself an "alpha male" or "sigma male" is even sadder than them tbh
@Whyareuhere_18479 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@RealOkverty9 ай бұрын
no it just means that they are more discipline you
@MasterCat85339 ай бұрын
@OfficerBMTwho asked for your input?
@turboshazed73709 ай бұрын
@@RealOkvertythat's not gonna convince anyone goober
@snuffle24059 ай бұрын
That's why I'm a gamma male 💜
@MigattenoBlakae7 ай бұрын
3:40 I love that the guy getting yelled at is actually *significantly bigger* than the guy who’s yelling. I would love to live in a world where the guy getting yelled at was a real alpha male, and just kicked the crap out of that wannabe drill-sergeant.
@rebelpatriot17766 ай бұрын
When I was going through Army basic, one of the things the Drills would yell while smoking us was "There's people out there paying to do this shit". I didnt know what they meant but this is hilarious.
@ItsWesels9 ай бұрын
It's like basic training but you lose 18,000 dollars and you don't get anything out of it except humiliation
@MrDontclickthislink9 ай бұрын
Seen a few lads apply for stuff like this. Reeled in with the prospect of "becoming" an alpha. I'd be shocked if these people ever end up being "alphas" instead becoming egotistical narcisists. This military style training is nothing like the training I received. You're a unit, you move and work as one, if someones slacking or is falling behind, you help them. You don't berate and belittle them. You're only as fast as your slowest man, you need to help them become a better person. These are just small penis energy men larping as alphas.
@Chazb3698 ай бұрын
It’s just simulated BUD/S first phase like surf torture, sprayed with water constantly always wet. Just retarded and sad guys are that mentally estranged from themselves and have such little purpose in their lives they’re willing to pay a fckn car loan to get hazed by some SEALs lol.
@justsomeplantcells-8 ай бұрын
Hey, might as well blow 18k onto a SM club
@RoddHarding8 ай бұрын
This seems more like its trying to parrot Navy SEAL hell week crossed with a self help book.
@ataraxiafein8 ай бұрын
exactly, i dont understand whats so appealing about being denounced by a bunch of men who are self claimed “alpha males”. honestly, these guys are just fucking assholes who only try to be formidable, i don’t understand why people have the cupidity to prove that they’re big swingin dicks, its upsetting and baffling.
@cokebear13378 ай бұрын
The military has been majorly pussified anyway.
@89thunderfoot8 ай бұрын
What's sad is all those special ops guys I followed long before they did this and I looked up to them. If these men want to be this don't pay all that money. These men instructing that course didn't pay nearly as much as these kids. In fact they didn't pay any money at all. Shame on them for stealing all that money.
@iiwi7587 ай бұрын
There are courses that teach you how to be handy around the house, where the person learns DIY stuff, general plumbing, how to fix things, etc. That could actually be profitable for people who didn't have a father figure growing up who taught those things, and it doesn't cost anywhere near $18,000. They could pair such a course up with some books or even other courses on economics and money management. Maybe learn how to cook and how to do all the other little things that make someone self-sufficient. That should cover the superficial part of being the "man of the house". But, obviously, being a man/husband/father is much more than that. You need to be reliable with everything. This "program" looks like a grift that doesn't teach anything meaningful and long-lasting. Frankly, one of the best investments you can make if you are not confident in your abilities in being a reliable adult is buying a book on critical thinking. At first blush it doesn't seem like it has a direct connection with the subject in question, but if you're kind of lost right now, it might lay a solid foundation for you to take steps into the right direction. Just "trust me bro" on this one and buy a book on critical thinking.
@_marou_9 ай бұрын
Wanna be an alpha? Just ignore these sad "alpha" men that needs to say they're alphas just to elevate their self esteem and there you go!
@Gulyus9 ай бұрын
@@zogwort1522 the point is that "alpha males" don't actually exist. It is actually a confidence thing - having the confidence in yourself to be someone. To have meaning. That is what they are pretending to give these men.
@dalton94939 ай бұрын
@@zogwort1522thats right. You can only be alpha when you start adding gorilla meat to your diet.
@thekingofprotoss43769 ай бұрын
that alone dont make you alpha, the term alpha basically means leader. just take charge of your life and youll be a leader of something even if it aint of other folks
@Snomrade9 ай бұрын
I don’t want to be an alpha because of how notoriously buggy they are