U.F.O unknown fat object

I think that the human incarnation of the monster known as "Diabetes"

I mean ive been drinking exclusively mnt dew for 15 years about 6 2litters a day i can tell u it deffinitly fucks u up

Lmfao

Jen Tuesday lmao bro I swear people just literally don’t give a shit it’s so bad

Xawur as people do unfortunately

Based on their physiques I actually doubt there will be any waste lol

Coley Durham not when I’m around

@Coley Durham I live with 5 other people. 11 gallons of milk will last a week or two.

I'm preparing to go to Kroger to buy their Mountain Dew knock-off. Caffeine is essential.

He is the Jesus

That's how anyone would be if they were subjected to 2 thousand years of earth's bullshit

Sans , maybe

@@_spc3_d3m0n_9 exactly my thoughts!

@@serasnathi4275 why thank you (:

Haa! Gottem!

This is fake dude I asked my dad who is a police chief to look for absurd stuff like this but no he didn’t find anything

@@MilitantVision That proves nothing, he probably isn't in the same town as OP, and the hoarding is a lot less severe than when quarantine started

Yeah but they keep track of everything

I hate to break it to you honey but ur dad lied straight at ur face. As if a chief had nothing better to do than researching stories from his kid.

RedDevilDK86 big Oof

Legend says she is still trying to lift up the mountain dew can.

Mosoe yeah right, I bet walking around with 400 pounds of fat is one hell of an exercise (Edit: dont fucking r/woooosh me, I get the joke)

@@cinnamontoastcrunch7684 r/whoooosh *jk*

r/it'swooooshwith4os 4Head

TBalpha22 lol

Nah those were cans, she was picking up the trash no one else wanted

Is that a cockroach giving head?

True they really do like their 60 grams of sugar in a single can dont they

iSo flo yes

That was a Dollar Tree. Shame on them.

Dollar general manager told me corporate told them specifically to sell everything someone wants to buy and to never tell anyone they cant buy anything. Dollar stores

Is there no water in american toilets? Why use towels?

@@MrTimberwolfsden Yup, During the mid raise of the panic my family and I went into one with people not wearing masks. I told one of the employees and they replied "We can't remove people or force people to wear a mask in the store" with a random lady saying "that's right". So I took my family out of that store and never came back.

They don't care, everyone's money is the same. Plus it's a dollar store, they're so cheap it's actually fucking sad.

You got a very good point

“Oh dear Flintstone gods, please bless me with your immunity.”

logic is rare in America, like being skinny

@@henrijs1733 aw bro come on

👀 I mean your body doesn't nessecarily need extra vitamins and stuff. You should get enough from your diet, only reason you wouldn't be is poor diet or a medical condition. "Most people do not need to take vitamin supplements and can get all the vitamins and minerals they need by eating a healthy, balanced diet. Vitamins and minerals, such as iron, calcium and vitamin C, are essential nutrients that your body needs in small amounts to work properly. Many people choose to take supplements but taking too much or taking them for too long could be harmful. The Department of Health and Social Care recommends certain supplements for some groups of people who are at risk of deficiency." - The NHS. Now, I don't wanna rain on your parade either though. If you feel it helps you and they make you feel better by all means continue on, just make sure you do it in healthy amounts and take breaks occasionally as to give your liver and kidneys a break from processing the extra. Stay safe, live well!

I didn't know it was possible to even get that big.

I like em BIG I like em chonkey

@@datwhiteboi6256 They outgrew big and chunky a long time ago.

@@datwhiteboi6256 I like em ROUND I like em PLUMPY

Usually people who don't care about their health or looks are those who care more about their refunds at Walmart to compensate.

Lmao. You might be right, love....they say sugar is more addictive than crack. Mountain Dew has the most sugar out of any other soft drink.

Mountain dew is essential for surviving the apocalypse

@@KerWallis troll

@@shayrenae4139 Man I used to addicted to Soda a year ago, now I'm Soda Free forever.

@@ivongrey9047 *Water gang ride up*

Thank you, Oxy Clean!

It's cleaning reinvented!

Jonas Cross "Chickens are descended from dinosaurs so dinosaur nuggets are made from real dinosaurs" "Sir this is a Wendy's"

@@netherdominater9960 my brother smiled when I told him this

As a dinosaur, I am offended by this

420....lol.....

@@december7403 LAWL HE SED DA FUNNE WERD

Hehe... Nice...

@@ap_rpm7586 no u

Bros hand💀

Facts lol

It’s actually a form of ritual suicide for white people. See how much Mountain Dew we can chug until a critical organ fails.

rocketime555 oh damn

rocketime555 and did you just say *w e*

Half as much. Considering he was complaining that they had come back in again to buy more, they must have had about 1000 cans

@luigi mario Exactly. Me literally every year: People are stupid, this world is a mess and it's because of you boomers Everyone else now: *insert pikachu meme*

Haha, you may as well tell all those people how idiotic and stupid they are, just don’t tell them the littlest hint of how they don’t know better

H. E. M. This is so ubsurd that i would go out of my way to say that *I* am smarter than them

Don't get me started. Here in the Netherlands people are grouping up and acting like they don't give a damn, going to markets and the beach and whatnot (partly our government's fault for not being more strict). Those mofos will be flooding all the hospital beds in no time. All the while the people who are smart and follow the guidelines of keeping 1.5 meters apart from each other, don't form groups and stay indoors and only go out if necessary will run out of hospital beds because if this aholes. I'm so disappointed and pissed.

Maybe we should just all go outside and hug each other... So we can all fucking die and just end humanity while we still can.

Lol true. But he also donates it to people in need.

Facts

I think buy so much think is ok as long is not stuff like toilet paper that everyone need. But is not ok if they try to re-selling that

well at least mr.beast gives it to charity and homeless shelters

Hes gonna buy the grocery, the entire branch.

Fuck Karen

hi yoby, kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nb-jpM-K2pfHd58.html

And then starts going to try and return them

Can I please speak to the CEO of Coronavirus??

@@miles3113 no one's gonna watch your shitty yt videos

Cameron Santiago bruh lmfao

oof

Spitter Cobra exactly.

Bro, I have the same last name. We’re like brothers or something

LMFAO

Wide Putin walkin

The guy looks like Queen from one piece

Tweetle dee and tweetle dum 😂

@@saucysap1525 At least Queen is funny, this man's just a thirsty ass*ole

both

But not as wide as your mother

@@zerograve9512 Got'em

@@elsgare8485 ah yea 😎

I mean, Henry VIII was able to wear plate armour, he was almost certainly nowhere near as big as either of them

びんびんごはんケーキー lol

This is a clever comment. Props to you. You have earned my like.

I love that comment

😂😂😂

This is fucking great needs more attention XD

This is it.

😂😂😂

Haha fucking gold

Papa john is the reincarnation of Nostradamus

Can you hear the sound of Gabriel's trumpet?

and, sadly, its the quality that most Americans have had instilled in them from the time they were born.

It's a quality all life has had for 4 billion years? It's the reason you don't give all of your money, food, phone(s) or your house, life to anyone that wants it

I agree and disagree. We are taught constantly that being selfish is bad no matter what. But that’s not true. Sometimes you DO need to be selfish to take care of yourself. Sometimes you need to put yourself first. Obviously the examples in the video are examples of the BAD kind of selfishness, though.

@@jthom0027 that is so blatantly false.

That guy's moving on to hoarding extra years in jail

Spicy

Would hardly consider 2020 “fun” lol

ROBLOX CHARACTers NIFOFITITIFIRJGHEHJWJRTTEURDHWHYESURJ3I

@Yeet Tato yes

R/ihadastroke

@@melscarousel8971 this is how a bottom talks wtf

I read this comment before watching the video and I'm crying 😂

Usually when it doesn't end with that, he's either pissed, disappointed, or annoyed.

@@TailsTheFox32 that's me on a daily basis.

Truly.

@@YoungAlienBoy why?

@@YoungAlienBoy I mean fine.

Bruh.

*taught

@@RedRoseSeptember22 Don't be that person on the internet

Those two aren’t flattering to the aspect ratio at all*

@@williammaurice7206 ouch lol

Nope, It's just them

Those two aren't flattering those two at all.

aspect ratio? 😕

I'd say just refuse refunds permanently for any essential supplies people hoarded between the beginning of March and the end of April. It is rediculouse.

@ChandSlam seeing as toilet paper doesn't go out of date they probably wouldn't care

I work at a grocery store, they dont. We just get yelled at for not returning their 4 50lb bags of flour

Good

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they tried reselling them to the public like that sanitizer guy.

FORD: Fat Operators Ready to Drive

I’d feel so bad for that poor car. It probably has severe scoliosis and nerve damage. And now it smells of cigarettes, Mountain Dew, and mold.

FUCK LMAOOO

Human bowling balls 😂

Tleps Sdrawkcab Priorities Priorities...

When he said "the human body is not meant to consume that much mountain dew" I just thought 'evidently'

I’m 5’ 9 and and weigh 130 and I still drink a fuckton of soda

This comment needs more attention.

Yes, sadly.

@@nemesis041 and yes and, sadly.

tinned foods people...

Alot of the people hoarding needed supplies are absolutely wasting all of it

When a cartoon squirrel has more wisdom than most people. Truly the dark times....

@@armorx9638 not just any cartoon squirrel

BZLB *It's SANNNNDY CHEEKS* Eh she's smart asf

Clap those sandy cheeks

Spooky Filmz Ent. Fuck you

😂😂😭

You know it’s that bad when upheld doesn’t say “that’s it, see ya” 😭😭

i always thought it was "that's it, so yeah"

It caught me really off guard

@@eliscott9327 me too honestly-

I fear for the Republic. I truly do.

Seth Thomas lol

Why do Yankees call the United States "America"? Doesn't it seem selfish for a country to generalize itself as the entire continent?

Valentino Lema De Filippo what

@@lee2791 What I just said, Lily.

He looks more like a Caveman😈

Hey Lois, let’s stack up on Mountain Dew

@@YoungAlienBoy god i hate your fucking spam

I would make a joke about Americans being fat but I'm not American and I'm fat so I think I'll just shut my mouth

Everyone looks huge with that camera is like they were recording with calculator in 2020 either that or they are just normal Americans even the ladies of the store look huge

カストール thankyou. I second this.

I’d rather a family of four come in and buy two packs of toilet paper a piece then one lady able to come in and buy the entire stock.

@@caseyphelps6232 than* And there's nowhere around here that would allow the inventory clearing level of purchasing seen in the video even before this all started. Regardless, they're both excessive and unecessary instances; a family of four doesn't need 8 packages of tp for 2 weeks isolation and if people would just go back to their regular purchasing habits it'd all be moot.

Is there a way you can track offenders, like if they come more then once within a 24-48 hour period and you see the same people on camera can you maybe stop them or limit them?

I saw this while shopping just this weekend. A group of three about thirty-year-old people were blocking others from the meat and produce sections with a clipboard in hand saying "Only buy the essentials!" Then they proceded to get a second cart to wipe out nearly all the chicken in the store, and then checked out seperately.

That's so true unfortunately 😔

Yeah its fucking insane to the point were almost out of food and we had to get toilet paper given to us by other family 5:18 like look at that bullshit

Take extra precautions, use alternatives. But most importantly when this is over, prepare for the next time.

Snowball effect

it really sucks for big families if a store over limits food and stuff, and as you can imagine not having any toilet paper sucks too

@@iloveyoupercs they sound like if penises excreted penis juice from the vagina

They had designs they just got too stretched out

Well they could print a design on them, they just have to pay billboard prices

Their shirts are so big they can't fit a design, but they can fit a mural

@@MagicTheGathering300 nice

Some Guy lmao

Nice lol

_hello 911, someone just got killed_

Some Guy lmao

Imagine wasting $500 on toilet paper without enough mountain dew to use it on.

ItsMeJon i was thinking that. the first box is gonna be gone in 3 days

@@smil9042 3 days? they have probably already opened a few up before the even bought them,

They don’t need this shit. They need a salad

lmao

@@michaelhadley1040 They have been beyond the point of no return for a long time. Just look at those things. They have the dimensions of a hippo. Back during the colonial times we would have shot them during big game hunt.

@@YoungAlienBoy Shut the fuck up.

Spooky Filmz Ent. NO

Spooky Filmz Ent. No, I don’t think I will

@@YoungAlienBoy It's nice that you go around spreading yourself everywhere. So when people shit on you they can get likes for it. Taking one for the team.

I don't know who this guy is, but I don't want to click on the link.

Those are the fucks that will give out a roll of half used tp for christmas in 2030...

Too bad toilet paper doesn't have an expiration date

@@Wtf123388 We just have to revolutionize ass-wiping technology in the near future, making toilet paper obsolete just to spite the fuckers. Probably wouldn't hurt the planet either.

Freq ever heard of a bidet

Or the drains an sewers are plugged

Lol

Though if people buy and use too much of it I'm sure its gonna be a block-creator than a block-buster

your pfp really matches the comment!

they already are:)

Fax doe

Fattening the curve.

Hungry Hungry Hippos, the Movie

Spooky Filmz Ent. Cringe bro

Damn Francis long lost Alabama cousin is such an asshole

Those people were 10 foot wide and 5 foot tall

"Ma'am, just because it's called the Dollar Store doesn't mean you can buy the entire store for a dollar."

T3aD3vi1 Bro, you’re comment is pure gold.

Gotta build anti-corona castle bro

Niggas have serious brain damage to think they need that much tp😐😐😐

What is PROLLY??? You talk like you have Never stepped into a Classroom!!!

gail curl _calm down gail it’s just a KZfaq comment_

Chernobyl Survivor I mean who wouldn’t

I would be too

Absolutely yes

Yeah, I'm pissed I want dinosaur chicken nuggets now!!

It’s true, I have a friend who says I’m rude if I say one rude thing. While we completely ignore all the rudest things he’s said or done to me, lol.

@@YoungAlienBoy wow

yeah! I agree, my friend is a total moron and he likes calling me a moron. he acts like a child and moron. I just can't stand these people, if they gave up with a valid statement they'll throw a bunch of swear words at you.

@@YoungAlienBoy stop spamming your own video for ad revenue.

@@YoungAlienBoy how the fuck hasn't your channel been deleted yet you spam shitter

Harupert Beagleton Are you really going to compare a socialist country in the midst of a civil war and a depression to America where the only problem we have is people overreacting to a relatively mild virus?

Kool-Aid Man instead of the currency being bottle caps it will be toilet paper. Lol

Kool-Aid Man why did you spill me on the floor?

The 5th reply

Kevin’s Chili Never again... I promise

KZfaq fears Charlie's ways

Fucking chad

That's because he doesn't give a fuck about immoral censorship.

He's a fucking madlad.

To not be demonized. Like a demon. That’s kinda funnier than what it’s supposed to be

wait no i was just joking

Literally

Store associate: How many do you want? Costumer: How many do you have?

JonTron eh?

Oh u mean mr beast

I'd hate to see a whole month's worth

In these times u never know tbh

Well then I will make one just so they can use their stuff.

@@darthhidious887 actually, we DO know. If you get sick, you will need to be isolated around 2 weeks. 2 fucking weeks. It's not a nuclear Holocaust...you either recover within a few weeks or you're going to die.

It’s all a pattern there will be riots and protest soon...

Woah woah woah, spoilers dude, thats the plot twist for when the zombies invade russia in april.

But did it?

I mean yes, but I still look at my screen from the side for a more realistic image.

video looks like it's straight outta 2003 AFV

Actually, their fatness simply distorted the aspect ratio.

ET called it

2 years

Inbred Jesus based on their caloric intake, for them it’s hours

@@YungDebuff correct. I also like your profile name

Yeah, in every roll of fat on their bodies.

They probably have fluorescent yellow blood...

Probably 2 months for them to be honest.

I think they're bloated from doing too much dew.

the video is stretched rite im going out of my mind

@@justinb2824 "Dew the Dew"

@d d Two mountains try to buy mountain dew.

LMFAO 😹😹😹😹

Please say tweedledum first pls kind thankings - me

G I R T H

@@gloobierust lol why did u even went to my channel anyway

I read this as mountain dew orges

I made the mistake of pointing out that tortillas work great as a bread substitute and I've been having issues finding some Edit: should clarify, I don't use toilet tissue, just bread

Schnitzel Biscuits 911 tortilla shells?

Also a great tasty snack if you're out of food

@Planet Purgatory with nutrient paste of course !

Haha

And 500 cans of mountain dew

And the entire dollar tree supply of toilet paper and paper towels

Sargent Butter it is imported

Art Chavez no it isn’t. We produce paper products in the US. It wouldn’t be profitable to import something in shipping containers when it weighs so little.

Yeah but do I have to wait to restock before I can wipe my ass

Art Chavez nah fam we make paper products in the u.s.

The irony is they’re the ones causing the shortage, not the damn coronavirus.

Ikr, just plain disappointing -_-

To them money is money.

Either way that product is going to be sold, but it should be bought by more than 1 family

@@Freaknik777 yep, you're right. There should be some limit imposed on products especially toilet paper.

Companies: has food and toilet paper People: *I’ll take your entire stock*

THANKYOU

@@kaoset1237 Amen

Here in Australia our toilet paper shortage is not artificial as every single palette of tp we get goes out on the shelves at night and is gone within minutes of opening the next day

Devilkenji 34156 at least there's a limit to how much tp we get

Epi Start er that’s true Woolworths have now limited basically everything at this point which makes for some really unhappy customers and some great story’s to tell friends

@Hunter L Jordan yikes and also wooosh

@@fuzzle426 MUH YIKES!!

Danny Dircio Lol how about you take another 5 mins to think about his comment?

Holy fucking shit these replies made me cringe like i didnt even know was possible

Single yike

Daily*

hourly*

*obesity

Minutely*

I think you mean per second

SuperNovaHeights LOL. Diabetes and tooth decay.

I actually stockpile it because I love the aesthetic

I hate my country sometimes

Pixle I know dude. Big and bigger

The Judge from Castlevania is already a step ahead.

@@TreyDobe I hate that I got that reference

"Well, kids, it's what we used to wipe our heinies with instead of using Pokemon cards"

Boss Werdos hey buddy those are valuable

@@BelfryOfBats Not after what this shit's gonna do to the world