Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour

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Peter Kay

Peter Kay

4 жыл бұрын

One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments!
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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@lordmorley7561
@lordmorley7561 4 жыл бұрын
The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.
@jsmithmultimediatech
@jsmithmultimediatech 4 жыл бұрын
The single bit I piss myself laughing at is that lol
@showmoke
@showmoke 4 жыл бұрын
Just wondering though if that person who laughed was an organised plant - sorry to be cynical, but I think it was.
@patrickhannon4217
@patrickhannon4217 4 жыл бұрын
@showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example
@showmoke
@showmoke 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!
@patrickhannon4217
@patrickhannon4217 4 жыл бұрын
@showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse
@tandemaxle1831
@tandemaxle1831 Жыл бұрын
I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.
@runar0190
@runar0190 Жыл бұрын
Haha priceless 😊👍
@nathippo
@nathippo Жыл бұрын
Haha epic ☺😅🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
@TheDeghohun
@TheDeghohun Жыл бұрын
Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!
@nathanielborg1499
@nathanielborg1499 Жыл бұрын
There's a word for people like you....."lucky" hahaha
@RelativeBadger
@RelativeBadger Жыл бұрын
Wow! What a crazy life you lead!
@countroshculla
@countroshculla 2 ай бұрын
I've watched this 20 odd times and every time I laugh myself silly with tears streaming down my cheeks. This clip could end wars.
@bamesjond7704
@bamesjond7704 9 ай бұрын
Anyone who sings "just let me staple the vicar" when We Are Family comes on is a legend 🔥🔥🔥
@caseycampbell4787
@caseycampbell4787 8 ай бұрын
That's what it sounds like. I have no idea what it's supposed to be.
@jjmmjj9999
@jjmmjj9999 7 ай бұрын
Just let me state for the record
@TheRuddster95
@TheRuddster95 7 ай бұрын
Always ❤😂
@lizardspoint
@lizardspoint 2 ай бұрын
I still sing Peter kay lyrics when I hear the song x
@richardplume3212
@richardplume3212 6 күн бұрын
Aha after u do heel never bone yer
@JoeyIndolos
@JoeyIndolos 4 жыл бұрын
Such a horribly strong psychological effect. Even when I’ve known the correct lyrics for years, now I can only hear what he wants me to hear 😄
@nour2146
@nour2146 4 жыл бұрын
I know, it's annoying 😂
@majmalton9343
@majmalton9343 4 жыл бұрын
Too true
@martaharris3136
@martaharris3136 4 жыл бұрын
Like you cant un-hear it ever again....lol
@acewing24
@acewing24 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, this is genius using the power of suggestion to override what we already know. And innthe cases I didn't know the lyrics, just gold !
@sandramullen7804
@sandramullen7804 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 9
@ajbr5221
@ajbr5221 3 жыл бұрын
“Can’t see mine let alone kiss it” that was just the final move, killed me 😂😂😂
@KateSc722
@KateSc722 3 жыл бұрын
Ever seen the SNL sketch with Will Ferrel where he did yoga for years just for that purpose?
@robertrodrigues7319
@robertrodrigues7319 2 жыл бұрын
Neither can I !!
@KerryNeeds
@KerryNeeds 2 жыл бұрын
yeah. BRILLIANT!
@salem730
@salem730 2 ай бұрын
“I don’t waste my evenings!”😂😂😂
@marcind-ec1de
@marcind-ec1de Ай бұрын
No wonder since he's so overweight. But no worries. I can't kiss mine, either, although I weigh only 170 lbs being 184 cm tall.
@ginadisbrow9324
@ginadisbrow9324 Жыл бұрын
Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.
@sezzysezzy1981
@sezzysezzy1981 Жыл бұрын
My condolences for the loss of your sister in law. I always watch this video whenever I'm feeling down. Cracks me up laughing every time.
@caseycampbell4787
@caseycampbell4787 8 ай бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss and glad this helped.
@BHALT0S
@BHALT0S 2 ай бұрын
keep the laughs going - search sean lock
@Kelly-VolunteeratSpeakUpCIC
@Kelly-VolunteeratSpeakUpCIC 23 күн бұрын
If you can get it out there… see if you can get the full 3 series of CAR SHARE Peter Kay is the lead character in it. Also if you like James Corden from the “Late Late Show” hunt done the 10 Seasons of “Gavin & Stacey”. You’ll be hooked.
@KiaraLionessTM
@KiaraLionessTM Жыл бұрын
“He’s got a bit of rivalry here Micheal, Celine’s peddling hot dogs on his patch” Lmao I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂
@ameband5022
@ameband5022 3 жыл бұрын
Starving Ethiopians HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gets me everytime 😂😂😂
@giocido
@giocido 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@porkchopexpress6890
@porkchopexpress6890 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 жыл бұрын
lol the blonde woman top-right in the audience looks genuinely upset, she's really NOT amused by the "pork pie" 2:21
@dmitryogrady2004
@dmitryogrady2004 3 жыл бұрын
@@TonyEnglandUK and the woman at the bottom left
@ayabokti161
@ayabokti161 2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyEnglandUK I never notice the audience. I'm not into judging others. I just don't care enough to do so 🤷🏽‍♀️
@banksybresson
@banksybresson 4 жыл бұрын
Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc) 0.00-11 Take That-Back for good “wash your back” WANT you back for good 21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family “just let me staple the vicar” Just let me state for the record 1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family “we giving love in a femidom” We're giving love in a family dose 1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy “1’m begging you for birdseed” begging you for mercy 2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive “Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie” Thinking nothings wrong, but bye 3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone “Your burgers are the best” Your burdens I will bear 3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on “I believe the hot dogs go on” I believe that the heart does go on 4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving “Arseholes” Our souls 4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again “After you do he’ll never bone you” After you do he’ll never phone you 5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes “Everytime I think of it I piss myself” Everytime I think of it I pinch myself 5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night” I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight
@martianwalker31
@martianwalker31 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot, I was just looking up 'pork pie' :D
@nimishasv
@nimishasv 4 жыл бұрын
How do I copy this
@martianwalker31
@martianwalker31 4 жыл бұрын
@@nimishasv take a screenshot :)
@SkywardVentures
@SkywardVentures 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this. After listening to the comedy I could not remember the real lyrics that I knew before.
@maggiejj
@maggiejj 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@hugohackenbush3524
@hugohackenbush3524 Жыл бұрын
I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.
@ND-or5so
@ND-or5so 7 ай бұрын
@hugohacken bush3... Hi, I know how you feel. Thank you for your kind words. We need to laugh more, it's my best medicine.
@ClarityDetermination
@ClarityDetermination 2 ай бұрын
Cheers mate.
@andytaylor5636
@andytaylor5636 2 ай бұрын
Hope you had a good one mate. The lottery win’s hopefully just round the corner for you!
@kevboard
@kevboard 5 ай бұрын
5:06 didn't even need an introduction, every one heard 'piss myself" just on their own 🤣
@SpitfyaUK
@SpitfyaUK 27 күн бұрын
In the actual show he said say this line before playing it but for some reason in this footage it's not there.
@kevboard
@kevboard 27 күн бұрын
@@SpitfyaUK really? weird. I guess whoever cut this thought it wasn't needed and be funnier without it. because I certainly didn't need to be primed to hear "piss myself" 😂
@Mazikeen20
@Mazikeen20 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever disliked this must be miserable as hell. This is classic comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jjafs1008
@jjafs1008 3 жыл бұрын
Or they just have absolutely no sense of humour
@Mazikeen20
@Mazikeen20 3 жыл бұрын
we threw hot pee at them from our window True
@jaderaven
@jaderaven 3 жыл бұрын
propa Yorkshire comedy
@DazMan-mo8fk
@DazMan-mo8fk 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaderaven except he's from Lancashire not Yorkshire
@katielouisesmith7402
@katielouisesmith7402 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@lolalolita3537
@lolalolita3537 4 жыл бұрын
"Starvin ethiopians" Random guy: BUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA
@psycoticbastard
@psycoticbastard 4 жыл бұрын
That was a recording being played
@lolalolita3537
@lolalolita3537 4 жыл бұрын
Aw man...u guys ruined it
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 жыл бұрын
He's probably Eritrean.
@K4thrynEm1ly
@K4thrynEm1ly 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh stupid people ruining it
@kevinreilly7564
@kevinreilly7564 3 жыл бұрын
Tooooo funny
@djbukkit
@djbukkit Жыл бұрын
The look on his face when he says “pork pie” had me crying for ages 😂😂😂😂
@theresemariegastineau9930
@theresemariegastineau9930 Жыл бұрын
Every time I hear the song, I sing it like this 😂
@lynneireland8907
@lynneireland8907 Жыл бұрын
I can never hear anyone asking for a pork pie without laughing 😂
@auntlizard262
@auntlizard262 7 ай бұрын
I thought he said “pot pie,” which makes this even funnier!
@nodafy
@nodafy 7 ай бұрын
That song is a banger, but I can't help singing "pork pie" every time I hear it 🤣
@Sanity_Faire
@Sanity_Faire 4 ай бұрын
Me too@@auntlizard262
@nodafy
@nodafy 7 ай бұрын
'The Cars - Drive' is such a classic banger, but every time I hear it I can only hear "pork pie" 🤣🤣
@chopzmasta07
@chopzmasta07 4 жыл бұрын
He had that audience laughing until they were out of breath. This is so good
@daveross1638
@daveross1638 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Worst laughtercide in history.
@normancurragh768
@normancurragh768 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ardass486 And how the fuck do you come to that conclusion ya fuckin moron????
@salfordnick5336
@salfordnick5336 4 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny
@markmark5269
@markmark5269 4 жыл бұрын
Herd mentality, I didn't think it was that great. Now I'm off to find some Jimmy Carr for a decent chuckle.
@Adam-gq7gk
@Adam-gq7gk 4 жыл бұрын
@@markmark5269 jimmy is rubbish. Lee is the way to go
@wendybabendy
@wendybabendy 3 жыл бұрын
I revisit this video every-so-often just to bring some joy to my life... this is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!
@rrg0731
@rrg0731 3 жыл бұрын
#metoo
@KyleJinDenver
@KyleJinDenver 3 жыл бұрын
5:06
@aliciacrowe3364
@aliciacrowe3364 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@Almerbunspojul
@Almerbunspojul 3 жыл бұрын
A year later and I’m still back here 😂
@shandywarhol4444
@shandywarhol4444 3 жыл бұрын
I revisit daily at the mo!! 😂🤣😂🤣Kx
@sarahsalsa2461
@sarahsalsa2461 8 ай бұрын
I love that everyone in that crowd is having the best time and experiencing non stop laughter. 😂 Brilliant!
@stevenclarke5606
@stevenclarke5606 8 ай бұрын
I was luckily enough to get to see this show ( NEC ) Birmingham and I was laughing that much I was crying and gasping for air! Brilliant show!
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods 5 ай бұрын
As an American I only just discovered him just now when somebody mentioned him and wow this was really funny .
@sarahsalsa2461
@sarahsalsa2461 5 ай бұрын
@@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅 Hope you have a great day/night 😊
@sarahsalsa2461
@sarahsalsa2461 5 ай бұрын
@@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are. Have an awesome day/night! 😊
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods 5 ай бұрын
@@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it . Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening
@saraht443
@saraht443 Жыл бұрын
The problem is you can’t “unhear” those misheard lyrics anymore!! I’m now singing I’ve “stapled the vicar”!! 😂😂
@caseycampbell4787
@caseycampbell4787 8 ай бұрын
That's what it sounds like and all I hear and don't know what it is.
@jnbr7520
@jnbr7520 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Peter, I'm never going to be able to Listen to Sister Sledge We are Family ever again without hearing "Just let me Staple The Vicar"
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 4 жыл бұрын
We’re giving love in a femidom 😂
@Fleeto2006
@Fleeto2006 4 жыл бұрын
NEVER.
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 4 жыл бұрын
But does anyone know what she really says?
@elisabethcornell7109
@elisabethcornell7109 4 жыл бұрын
Just let me say for the record .....
@johnhodgetts6617
@johnhodgetts6617 4 жыл бұрын
@@elisabethcornell7109 state* for the record
@expattrading
@expattrading 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is criminally underrated. No idea why he is virtually unknown outside the UK
@sylbggs3222
@sylbggs3222 3 жыл бұрын
Not in France 🇫🇷 ✌️!
@bodenlosedosenhose1590
@bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe his Lancashire dialect. Difficult to understand for some.
@pwblackmore
@pwblackmore 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe because we can't understand him this side of the pond. And as an expat, I have trouble even
@expattrading
@expattrading 3 жыл бұрын
@@pwblackmore theres tons of famous british comedians internationally. I'm Australian and have zero trouble understanding him.
@shonah4193
@shonah4193 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here 🇦🇺
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 Жыл бұрын
5:06 Realizing the audience needed almost no prompting to mishear the lyrics makes it even funnier. 🤣🤣
@megcook1829
@megcook1829 2 жыл бұрын
That was like my mum with that Jennifer Paige song "Crush" she thought it was "It's just a little thrush" and my aunty said "it's good they are singing about women's issues " lol 😆😆😆😆
@megcook1829
@megcook1829 Жыл бұрын
@Tristo Smitty I know they were dead serious I was just in laughter heheh
@megcook1829
@megcook1829 Жыл бұрын
@Tristo Smitty it's so funny everytime I hear it on the radio now I get a chuckle out of it xx
@erflingnot
@erflingnot 9 ай бұрын
Meg, God bless your auntie !!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨🏆
@MrFlorian
@MrFlorian 4 жыл бұрын
"I Piss Myself" fucking had me! I lost it the most right there!
@raymondmclellan1363
@raymondmclellan1363 4 жыл бұрын
The man's a genius, no doubt. He should be prescribed on the NHS, would make anyone laugh/smile.
@jomandy5688
@jomandy5688 2 жыл бұрын
Rather prophetic. They are prescribing comedy today on the nhs!
@markford1638
@markford1638 2 жыл бұрын
@You need a medic anti-vaxxers. Think you got your terms mixed up, oops! 😂
@auntiethetical
@auntiethetical 7 ай бұрын
I know this was posted 3 years ago but if no one has mentioned it, Kay is using a very clever psychological trick. When it comes to understanding spoken language what we SEE is as important as what we HEAR. That’s why he faces the audience and mouths the misheard lyrics. It guarantees that you will hear what he said you would hear. Brilliant!👍
@kristennorth8202
@kristennorth8202 2 жыл бұрын
I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius
@nancydenick1875
@nancydenick1875 2 жыл бұрын
I love his little nod to the audience as he mouths "cock".
@MsPlayitright
@MsPlayitright 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this, I crack up. The man's a genius!
@rachelhayward8132
@rachelhayward8132 2 жыл бұрын
Pure x
@sezzysezzy1981
@sezzysezzy1981 Жыл бұрын
Same. Always watch this when I'm feeling down. He certainly is pure genius.
@lrjones7696
@lrjones7696 4 жыл бұрын
1:58 Arthur Fleck in the audience...
@dr1ft3r46
@dr1ft3r46 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂
@sunflowerinreallife5066
@sunflowerinreallife5066 4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes 😂😂😂
@Iceteanpizza
@Iceteanpizza 4 жыл бұрын
I’m happy to see that Arthur didn’t stop going to comedy shows
@shitlordflytrap1078
@shitlordflytrap1078 4 жыл бұрын
@@Iceteanpizza he wears a lot of makeup now.
@jiggles_mc_piggles2755
@jiggles_mc_piggles2755 4 жыл бұрын
'How about another joke peter'
@madperson876
@madperson876 7 ай бұрын
I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!
@curtriceennis2924
@curtriceennis2924 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣
@abigrace24601
@abigrace24601 2 жыл бұрын
Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.
@ldylkr
@ldylkr Жыл бұрын
had me in tears
@johnkennethwiseman5460
@johnkennethwiseman5460 Жыл бұрын
Its the best part. My lungs hurt so bad
@RepentfollowJesus
@RepentfollowJesus Жыл бұрын
There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!
@VLNevada
@VLNevada Жыл бұрын
Haven’t laughed so hard in years.
@patchouliknowledge445
@patchouliknowledge445 Жыл бұрын
@@RepentfollowJesus are you talking about chris rock lol
@mickharrison90
@mickharrison90 4 жыл бұрын
"Celines peddling hotdogs, shes on his patch" 🤣🤣
@leboatwood7922
@leboatwood7922 2 жыл бұрын
Just let me staple the vicar😂😂 he is one of the funniest people on earth
@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441
@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 Жыл бұрын
That’s all I hear now!
@darkrose1983
@darkrose1983 Жыл бұрын
When ever I’m feeling low, I just rewatch this. It always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I’ve watched this.🤣🤣
@MrKravmagadude
@MrKravmagadude 4 жыл бұрын
It’s just effortless for him, isn’t it. A true genius in comic timing.
@Gethsemanes
@Gethsemanes 4 жыл бұрын
Oh that takes alot of effort, he works hard, really hard to make it appear effortless
@drfell9105
@drfell9105 Жыл бұрын
If by effortless you mean he put no effort into this bit I agree.
@oddy532
@oddy532 4 жыл бұрын
I don't waste my evenings, even just that little comment, his timing is unbelievable
@KandyKane999
@KandyKane999 2 ай бұрын
I make a point of watching this every so often. He can be so funny.
@richardplume3212
@richardplume3212 6 күн бұрын
I take my hat off 2 the pork pie
@ellen_trim_dance7928
@ellen_trim_dance7928 Жыл бұрын
This will never not be funny! I never say “just let me state for the record” now. Cheers Peter Kay 🤣
@acidwr10
@acidwr10 3 жыл бұрын
4:24 'i don't waste my evenings' with that little laugh... One of my favourite Peter Kay's lines ever
@Pboy7272
@Pboy7272 2 жыл бұрын
You got it!!! I KNEW someone would catch that line, best quote in the entire video.
@pastlesandfish
@pastlesandfish 2 жыл бұрын
That laugh after he said starving Ethiopians sounded like a manic supervillain. Absolutely perfect.
@YohTaiSai420
@YohTaiSai420 3 ай бұрын
I always come back on a yearly basis just to watch this again and it's like I never even watched it after.
@DaneToTheBone
@DaneToTheBone 8 ай бұрын
Some of these audience members where in litteral pain from laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@royaloak5455
@royaloak5455 2 жыл бұрын
Peter Kay never gets old, he’s genuinely very funny and just shows you don’t need to be crude or taboo to get a laugh. Proper comedy this will have you kids and Nan laughing alike.
@neilmrichardson1
@neilmrichardson1 2 жыл бұрын
He is very funny but the second half of this is pretty crude, tbf.
@blakefertig3568
@blakefertig3568 2 жыл бұрын
What about the assholes and kissing your cock lines? Those aren't a little crude?
@CoupleMoore
@CoupleMoore Жыл бұрын
That’s right, crudeness isn’t necessary or funny, but I guess crude is in the ear of the beholder. I loved everything except the parts I found crude and nasty. Comedy is very subjective.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK Жыл бұрын
@@CoupleMoore Exactly, it's subjective, so stop saying "crudeness isn't funny" when you really mean "crudeness isn't funny" - to you.
@sallybell9548
@sallybell9548 Жыл бұрын
"I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" is probably not for the whole family
@simonmakinde230392
@simonmakinde230392 4 жыл бұрын
That look he gives at 1:59 when that man laughs at ‘starving Ethiopians’ is priceless....
@gusterryms4867
@gusterryms4867 3 жыл бұрын
defo a women voice
@alfredhadesworth9253
@alfredhadesworth9253 3 жыл бұрын
It's clearly a staged recording.
@Swejster
@Swejster 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfredhadesworth9253 Probably, but still funny.
@MrRedDeath1
@MrRedDeath1 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfredhadesworth9253 good job Peter kay is on one then
@alfredhadesworth9253
@alfredhadesworth9253 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedDeath1 What?
@garyslater1243
@garyslater1243 Жыл бұрын
If Peter Kay doesn't make you laugh out loud, you are dead inside ! The man is funny to the bone !
@kathryncnc7
@kathryncnc7 Жыл бұрын
I did…lol… then sent to our Vicar…suggested he turn it off after 4:10, though.
@MT-UK
@MT-UK Жыл бұрын
Right, I nearly died watching the car share series, I couldn’t breathe. The guys is a legend
@corinnavankruchten9798
@corinnavankruchten9798 2 жыл бұрын
I can never hear "we are family" ever again without hearing Peter's version🤣🤣🤣brilliant
@robhutchings
@robhutchings 2 жыл бұрын
It came on in the supermarket last week, & me and my lad who's 12, sang out 'Just let me staple the vicar' 😆😆😆
@Intimigator
@Intimigator 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the funniest part is at 1:57 when the audience member that laughed by himself during the silent moment after Peter mentioned the starving Ethiopians. 🤣
@staytrue5307
@staytrue5307 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly was a woman not a man 🙄
@Bella-fz9fy
@Bella-fz9fy Жыл бұрын
Part of the act!
@minjusears
@minjusears 4 жыл бұрын
The great thing about Peter kay is his comedy is timeless. His stuff will be funny for generations
@mancdaz972
@mancdaz972 4 жыл бұрын
You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 4 жыл бұрын
@@mancdaz972 I think it's all Northern areas. Salt of the earth.
@georgespence7916
@georgespence7916 4 жыл бұрын
The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.
@jjwp-ql5rv
@jjwp-ql5rv 4 жыл бұрын
He isn't really on TV anymore though.
@sheilas1283
@sheilas1283 4 жыл бұрын
Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.
@zerokei9403
@zerokei9403 Жыл бұрын
For me, the funniest thing about Peter is his facial expressions. The look he gives the person laughing at starving kids is priceless!
@rowelldrutasouw
@rowelldrutasouw 3 күн бұрын
It's just not his words, but also his expressions too! A golden combination! Hilarious 😂
@wizardshark1127
@wizardshark1127 3 жыл бұрын
Peter: “Starving Ethiopians” Audience Member: *”FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!”*
@Turnaround72
@Turnaround72 2 жыл бұрын
Someone’s saying that was their mum
@bradleyallen-holland2004
@bradleyallen-holland2004 3 жыл бұрын
Love the way he says absolutely nothing about "Every time I think of it I piss myself" 😂
@suebabington971
@suebabington971 3 жыл бұрын
He does on the original edit,, they missed it off here
@shaniavon-erich3272
@shaniavon-erich3272 2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing all he has to do is mime and then look in each direction everyone’s in bits😂
@antmess9789
@antmess9789 2 жыл бұрын
@@suebabington971 It's amazing how they can edit it out and we still mishear it. That's how badly it was sung.
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 2 жыл бұрын
For years I thought 'Nights In White Satin' was 'Knights In White Satin', which gives the song a totally different meaning, lol.
@KingFunkin
@KingFunkin 2 жыл бұрын
Wait.....it's not knights??!
@iwantthe80sback59
@iwantthe80sback59 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I’ve ALWAYS thought it was Knights.
@GameOver-hu1vi
@GameOver-hu1vi Жыл бұрын
@@iwantthe80sback59 Me too, but that kind of implies kkk right?
@PoltieBoo
@PoltieBoo Жыл бұрын
@@GameOver-hu1vi wait. It does
@GameOver-hu1vi
@GameOver-hu1vi Жыл бұрын
@@hannahreynolds7611 Not sure Lord Sugar quite fits in the same gang as the others. I could be wrong but I don't think he like's little boys?
@briharrisWarhmmer40kfan
@briharrisWarhmmer40kfan Жыл бұрын
That pork pie one literally had me on the floor I couldn't stand up 🤣🤣🤣
@mrw9513
@mrw9513 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best live comedy sets ever. The man's an absolute legend and a comedy genius
@chrispanossian
@chrispanossian 2 жыл бұрын
So much of his talent is the ability to know when to say nothing and let the audience make the connection. Incredible stage work!
@edithbannerman4
@edithbannerman4 8 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@morgan72359
@morgan72359 5 ай бұрын
In a documentary about him, a former teacher said the same thing. 🙂
@MrJlc93
@MrJlc93 8 ай бұрын
This will never not be funny
@micarsenijevic2313
@micarsenijevic2313 7 ай бұрын
yeh but I don't believe he does his own choreography
@dougkeefover6621
@dougkeefover6621 Жыл бұрын
His reaction to the person laughing at the Ethiopians....genius
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 жыл бұрын
When Mr. Kay was talking about the "starving Ethiopian", and someone laughed, his reaction was priceless. No comment needed, just the "look".
@ukkeliskukkelis8971
@ukkeliskukkelis8971 3 жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to ya but it was an organised plant
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 жыл бұрын
@@ukkeliskukkelis8971 How would you know that? He, (Mr.Kay), is a great comedian, and i should not think that he needs help with his comedy routine/
@trixibelle480
@trixibelle480 3 жыл бұрын
It was my mum laughing it definitely wasn’t planted
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 жыл бұрын
@@trixibelle480 Your mum ???? lol. How did she feel after that chuckle and that "look", that Mr. Kay gave her? lol. Many thanks young Therese Conway for the update.
@trixibelle480
@trixibelle480 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Forrest she didn’t really even realise till we watched the recording she just laughed at everything he said the whole show.
@lorrainegriffith8101
@lorrainegriffith8101 4 жыл бұрын
Bonnie Tyler’s, It’s a heartache. My dad thought she sang, It’s a hard egg. Couldn’t listen to it in the same way ever again 😂
@ptsd73
@ptsd73 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...
@rhiannajinks
@rhiannajinks 3 жыл бұрын
It,s sounds nothing like hard egg
@lorrainegriffith8101
@lorrainegriffith8101 3 жыл бұрын
Rhianna Jinks Tell that to my dad!
@WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial
@WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Yup that would do it 😂
@robertalanfine
@robertalanfine 7 күн бұрын
I've watched this thing twenty times, and still I laugh out loud.
@user-wi8rg2xi6t
@user-wi8rg2xi6t 3 ай бұрын
I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this it's one of my favourites
@charliedamcevski4929
@charliedamcevski4929 4 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about the guy that laughed on his own
@AJediSurvivor
@AJediSurvivor 4 жыл бұрын
That was staged
@charliedamcevski4929
@charliedamcevski4929 4 жыл бұрын
Oh rly? Oh, then it’s not that funny any more lol
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.
@Tinker1950
@Tinker1950 4 жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie Why does she eat when bare?
@maddylovesjokes3913
@maddylovesjokes3913 4 жыл бұрын
Joker
@lisahay8882
@lisahay8882 3 жыл бұрын
I was at this gig... never ever laughed so much in my life!!!
@jeffreyisenberg830
@jeffreyisenberg830 2 жыл бұрын
Lucky you. Would have love to have been there. My other biggest regrets are not going to Woodstock[the original] and a Pink Floyd concert.
@dannyplatt6161
@dannyplatt6161 2 жыл бұрын
Me too but I went to see him in Manchester though
@adamwade43
@adamwade43 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't even see mine let alone kiss it" LOL
@bw1llis
@bw1llis Жыл бұрын
My favourite is “I Try” by Macy Gray: “Though I try to hide it, it’s clear - I wore goggles when you were not here” Either that or ‘Needed Time’ by Yxng Bane: “I need time. Tell my pastry chef” 😂 (credit to Greg James for this one)
@saratoussaint7603
@saratoussaint7603 4 жыл бұрын
My sister was going around singing "Three LINES on a shirt..." She thought it was about Adidas! 🤣
@snogglewort1
@snogglewort1 4 жыл бұрын
Sara Toussaint lmaoooo! 🤣
@Subdeaconmark
@Subdeaconmark 4 жыл бұрын
Shoot people back in the 60s thought that Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing There's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon on the rise my daughter thought that Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend blue jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans
@rattusnorvegicus4380
@rattusnorvegicus4380 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was 3 lines too...of charlie...
@jaspertickler1831
@jaspertickler1831 4 жыл бұрын
oh wow! I`m also guilty of Neil Diamonds ''Reverend in blue jeans' instead of 'forever in blue jeans', I thought the song was about a hippy vicar, turns out It just meant wearing jeans a lot.
@KDS0824
@KDS0824 4 жыл бұрын
@@Subdeaconmark I have always sang there's a bad moon on the right lol
@trueknowledgeispower
@trueknowledgeispower 4 жыл бұрын
This guy would have a field day on the Bad Lip Reading channel.
@dondemitri3760
@dondemitri3760 4 жыл бұрын
They need to hire him.
@eprimeify2090
@eprimeify2090 4 жыл бұрын
@@dondemitri3760 "They" is actually just "He". One guy.
@dondemitri3760
@dondemitri3760 4 жыл бұрын
@@eprimeify2090 The Bad Lip Reading channel is directed/made by one guy? Dang.
@chelswithers8849
@chelswithers8849 4 жыл бұрын
Which is where he gets a lot of this from haha
@chelswithers8849
@chelswithers8849 4 жыл бұрын
EPrimeify ah, thought it was a male and female
@Linda-hs1lk
@Linda-hs1lk 11 күн бұрын
My neighbours must have heard me laugh. I'm on the floor! 🤣🤣
@nathippo
@nathippo Жыл бұрын
Omg I can listen to this over and over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marcell9378
@marcell9378 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that anyone would not love this performance. Peter is the best there is
@jonjonr6
@jonjonr6 4 жыл бұрын
Cannot unhear. Will forever hear these lyrics when these songs play.
@AnthonyStafford-qx5hx
@AnthonyStafford-qx5hx 16 күн бұрын
Finding out Michael Jackson passed....
@TheGizmo47
@TheGizmo47 4 ай бұрын
never really watched peter kay but this is way up there with the funniest thins i've watched
@flippyjunior1267
@flippyjunior1267 Ай бұрын
you can never unhear it
@ingermallia-elromantico9998
@ingermallia-elromantico9998 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx
@Danno_88
@Danno_88 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't waste my evenings" 😂😂😂
@graemewatson1106
@graemewatson1106 Ай бұрын
The songs he plays I can’t listen to them without 😂 thanks Peter you’re a legend
@suzanneloades6884
@suzanneloades6884 2 жыл бұрын
I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂 And for being a gentle man...
@terryatkinson9323
@terryatkinson9323 2 жыл бұрын
I am the living personification of an Australian Victor Meldrew and even I have to acknowledge the joy this man brings to life.
@quoman1895
@quoman1895 2 жыл бұрын
Same mate😂
@enigma_-_79
@enigma_-_79 Жыл бұрын
I don’t believe it!!
@user-wn2dg4jk5b
@user-wn2dg4jk5b Жыл бұрын
@@enigma_-_79 one of my fav shows ever
@peterfitzpatrick7032
@peterfitzpatrick7032 4 жыл бұрын
I used to think "islands in the stream" was "Irelands Industry" ... 🙄🤔 😎👍☘️🍺
@billybarnes8392
@billybarnes8392 4 жыл бұрын
I used to sing Ivans Industry
@SixMiracles-uj1zp
@SixMiracles-uj1zp 4 жыл бұрын
My friends sings, "Pirates in the street, that is what we are..."
@lindalundstrom4347
@lindalundstrom4347 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@iamshotty
@iamshotty 4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahahaha that made me lol..
@leishayoung4124
@leishayoung4124 4 жыл бұрын
Classic!
@carminegames7150
@carminegames7150 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe he did this again for his latest performance. It was hilarious 😂
@machree01
@machree01 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Peter, I remember my sister singing Wolfe Tones song Irish Eyes, one of the lines is (Irish eyes were smiling, Irish eyes beguiling) but, she was singing (Irish eyes were smiling, Irish eyes big Eileen), what a laugh we had, lol.
@alterbridgefan99
@alterbridgefan99 4 жыл бұрын
"Your burgers are the best" 😂
@johnralph3704
@johnralph3704 4 жыл бұрын
CCR: there's a bad moon on the rise Me: there's a bathroom on the right
@conduit64
@conduit64 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to mention this one too.
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics: Don't go down hall tonight It's bound to take your life There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣
@johnralph3704
@johnralph3704 4 жыл бұрын
In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel. Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.
@sherryroop3086
@sherryroop3086 4 жыл бұрын
me too.
@farialmab4723
@farialmab4723 4 жыл бұрын
There's a Batman on the right.
@Bohdysattva
@Bohdysattva 8 ай бұрын
This man is a genius, nearly pissed myself watching.
@gailarnold2660
@gailarnold2660 3 ай бұрын
No need to say it again I know, but I agree with everyone else-----Yes-that was so **** funny! I love it when comedians can make me cry with laughter. Great.
@freddiem73
@freddiem73 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible not to think of this when you hear any of these songs now. Absolute genius stuff
@jennifercooke8280
@jennifercooke8280 4 жыл бұрын
Only he can deliver these lines and make them hilarious. No one else could come close. And his expressions are pure genius.
@pjsavastano6353
@pjsavastano6353 2 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely hysterical, I can't get enough of him
@johnkennethwiseman5460
@johnkennethwiseman5460 Жыл бұрын
Once you hear it, you cannot unhear it
@LauraCourtneyette
@LauraCourtneyette 2 жыл бұрын
I’m American and this is the first I’ve ever heard of Peter Kay. He’s hilarious! Need more - gonna check out his other stuff on YT.
@chrispartosbro4555
@chrispartosbro4555 2 жыл бұрын
he has done a few great things, have a look for a tv show called "car share" trying to tell you about it would put you off but its ace,
@LauraCourtneyette
@LauraCourtneyette 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrispartosbro4555 I’ve already watched it including the outtakes. hilarious!
@jenniferwilliams5478
@jenniferwilliams5478 Жыл бұрын
Seen it on fb
@LauraCourtneyette
@LauraCourtneyette Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferwilliams5478 I quit using FB back in 2016 👍🏽
@Richard-ir7zo
@Richard-ir7zo 4 жыл бұрын
Who here loves this man still, I know I do
@karenvega9658
@karenvega9658 3 жыл бұрын
I do.
@sarahwatkins4520
@sarahwatkins4520 3 жыл бұрын
Peter Kay has made me laugh for 13 years haha. I'm still yet to see him live.
@Mrwebbob
@Mrwebbob 2 жыл бұрын
When im feeling like shit this is where i go for a laugh and it worked again , thanks so much Peter
@johnroyston3859
@johnroyston3859 Жыл бұрын
I remember first seeing this years ago and laughing my ass off. I still laughed just as hard today 😂 I keep coming back to this skit because it's unbelievably funny and his presentation completely knocks it out of the park 😆
@edithbannerman4
@edithbannerman4 8 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@jonnygodfrey1131
@jonnygodfrey1131 4 жыл бұрын
Celine’s peddling hotdogs 🤣🤣 no one does it better than him
@izzyparry2348
@izzyparry2348 4 жыл бұрын
His facial expresstions are class
@roxy5588
@roxy5588 Жыл бұрын
This made me cry of laughter! I love these types of videos where misheard lyrics can be made into hilarious jokes! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johncapewell7520
@johncapewell7520 10 ай бұрын
5:31 "Can i just tell ya, i do my own choreography, incase you were wonderin" 😂😂😂
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