More people in Scotland voted for Brexit than for the SNP.

all the people that died of cancer because they did not get treatment died unnecessarily

Absolutely brilliant, with the state of the nation at present you could do a program called PLANK OF THE DAY 😁

Richard Branson giving up beef and fish to save the planet. I'm afraid he's in the same bucket as Lewis Hamilton.

Just how long do we have to tolerate asylum inmates directing policy?

Ironically King's College was founded so that the British Jewish Community could attend university.

Oh I DO Love this program it’s SO Fun THANK YOU 👏👏👏😍👍

Dermot O’Leary bullying Beverly Turner.Showing his true colours.

Femi isn't Plank of The Week................................. He's Plank of The Century.

Symonds married Johnson and now they are Johnson and Johnson

It's actually Boris Symonds now, not Carrie Johnson.

I feel about Friends the same way I feel about Football: it means a lot to a lot of people, but I'm buggered if I can get any joy.

The best i heard was when the German Chancellor was asked what she thought of the English Variant, she replied you mean the English Flu.

I Love love LOVE your show and cant wait to see it every week!!

Dermot O’Leary because he slurs his words, jumbles his script and folds one sentence into another trying to rush what he wants to say. Listen to any of his Lotto voice-overs for proof.

What about Scotland and leaving the UK with regards to Armed Forces, Health Service, education with their 2.8 million tax payers? Do they really think all the money is coming from their own pockets?

I’m Scottish. And the tourism sector is crying out for ‘English money’. Especially as foreign travellers can’t visit at the minute. Nicola or Ruth W or whoever don’t speak for them

Actually I thought her wedding dress and flowers were lovely. Much better than a mound of candy floss! Well my opinion anyway.

Love Mahler. So glad to see him again!

The creme de la creme go to university. Now the universities are swollen with the plank de la plank. Close the universities. Create centres of excellence not lumpen swollen organisations for marketing education for anyone with money.

Labour should bring back Corbyn to regain the Hamas vote....

Friends was described years ago as 'horribly white' but the Cosby Show which was around at the same time was never described as 'horribly black'. These double standards have been around for a long time.

“That’s messing with peoples heads” - Mike Graham. Casually let’s slip what most media on both sides is all about. Advancing agendas at the expense of the nuanced complication that is “truth”.

I see from that photo of Dominic Cummings, that he's going through the Vincent Van Gogh impression phase.

Mrs Johnson the Third. Also, when naming viruses keep it snappy and memorable with such local illiterations as the Punjab Pox or the Mumbai Mutation thus eliminating any risk of offending a nation.

State of Fear is a must read. 👌 Explains why SAGE is stuffed with behavioural scientists.

Extra funny this week lol 😂👍😂

I thought Cummings was going to talk about all the deaths caused from lockdown. Instead he harped on about insignificant rubbish.

The problem with Cummings is the media went after his credibility for years over Brexit and are now "listen to this guy"

Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving home. Not my quote but I wish it was.

I find it soooo amusing to pause the video and just see a picture of Mike Graham with the tagline Plank of the week. LOL

kings college is called after king George 4th. Excellent plank of the week!

" The South Sea Bubble Company" Lol ! Are they still making bubbles today, Mike ?

KEIR INTERESTING STARMER !

Pot calling the kettle black is about the colour of a pot and kettle not race. It shows how ridiculous PC has got when people question the use of one word.

Highlight of my week is to watch Plank of the Week, brilliant show 👍

The Catholic Church for allowing the marriage of a man who breaks most of the 10 Commandments in their rule book.

Really enjoyed the show. Thanks

Recreating minstrel shows through dance and puppetry - yes, that's a noble goal. I think politicians should learn to dance like fish and make paper mache puppets. Fantastic chortles this week.

How do they know what varient it is and which one people have, does it come with a label

I thought Ruth Wishart would be the clear winner.

I see you sill have the female plank on your show.

How do they know all these things? Currie Symond rented her wedding dress?😲 What a gossipers😊

Funny stuff, Plank... On you👍

I love POTW! (especially when you rip on H/M) I wish we had something like this in the States but ppl would get too butt hurt by what's said about them if we did.

I still want one of those mugs.

Love it

Who is your nomination for Plank Of The Week?

Dawn has had a few lunchtime wines... Laughs at anything bless her.

Glorious and cutting.

When will Mike Graham nominate John Rentoul for plank of the week… or maybe a new category, toul of the week!

Fab show, now I shall go and dance like a fish! 🐟🐠🐡

Hilarious this week.

The real plank is Dawn Neesom who thinks that Hadrian's Wall is the Scottish Border - north of the wall is a large English county called Northumberland.

Who should win Plank Of The Week?

Enjoying this till "Hadrians wall" as a native Northumberland lad the wall has never been the border between England and Scotland

Somehow I thought Palestinians were Semitic peoples too.

I got myself a Brexit top. Cheers; Ooohhh...., & the vaccine came before Covid, way before!!

I was looking forward to hearing Mahyar hearing being the operative word if Dawn and Mike would shut up and stop talking over him it just becomes a babble this has been said a lot why dont the pair of them listen to the comments and also their guests.

Look forward to the Planks

Needed something like this, laughter ❤❤❤

The Catholic Church recognises non-catholic christian marriages. Indeed the default position of CC is to assume all marriages valid until proven otherwise eg forced marriages are invalid as are same sex "marriages".

A SYFI Book Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury, where all books had to be burned! In later years, he described the book as a commentary on how mass media reduces interest in reading literature. Fahrenheit 451 is a dystopian novel that was published in 1953. It is thought to be the best novel written by Ray Bradbury, an American author. The book became a classic because of its stance against censorship and its focus on literature and knowledge as essential to the future of civilization. In Fahrenheit 451 the reader is met with a future dystopian American society where books are outlawed and “firemen” are charged with burning any books that are found. the book title refers to the fact that paper catches fire and burns at 451 degrees. And in the book, firemen are hired to start fires and burn homes that contain books, since the books are illegal. This could apply to Social Media, who want to censor everyone, the Owners do not agree with!

Very funny show, as usual, but none of you have really got your heads around the Greek alphabet. "Gamma doesn't begin with a C". Love it!

So much fun :)

Dominic Cummings was best man

In 1836, King's became one of the two founding colleges of the University of London. In 1926 it was renamed King's College after George V.

dawn on here again, get someone else, fed up with her constant interuptions, switched off this week

Love this broadcast never miss it - just one point hiring wedding attire is very common it isn’t just men who hire from Moss Bross. Most wedding shops hire

Mahyar giving up KZfaq and I've seen him on more KZfaq videos this week than all year!

King's College, London = Founded 1829 (so George IV)

2 of the ppl who were on the WHO team that went to China were stopped at the airport....they had Covid, and couldn't be allowed into the country. The American on the team was the head of EcoHealth....a lab that had been paid by the NIH (National Institute of Health ) in the USA to do gain of function research for bat viruses, in a lab in Wuhan China (it was considered too dangerous to do in the USA, so under DR FAUCI, the head of the NIH at the time for the Obama administration, the research was sent to China. So basically the guy who had run the research at the lab was "investigating" the lab at Wuhan. He didn't find anything needless to say. And also, so, while covid came out of China, the USA paid for it to be developed. (It's in many of the US newspapers the last 2 days...except for the woke ones, which are burying the story.)

Can you change the green screen please, its always the same bloke sat in the background with the white collar shirt.

Newspaper and string? I bet they use the Guardian.

but then almost ALL the MP's would have to give back all their money.

I bet the W.H.O haven't an iota...

Heather Smith for plank of the week.

If you have piles would that be the annus variant

Gamma is the third letter in the Greek alphabet, interestingly delta is the fourth.

Surely The UK government governs the whole of the UK the only way to explain this to the wee kranky north of the border is to have an English Parliament, the head of which would be equal to the leaders of N Ireland Scotland and Wales. They all have representation in the Houses of Parliament in Westminster but we have none in theirs. The PM is not their equal he is their superior.

I know you need variations but you could just award it to the Boris every week, for his handling of the pandemic

Kings....should be that one. WHO can be on any old time.

42:16 some Greek History 😉

Not to be a hater guys but that was almost unlistenable to this week! Everyone was talking over each other usually turns that way when Dawn is on.......

who is dawn neesom ?

Mike, don't let go of the plank.

Not sure you're right about the Friends producer. His statement had a equation mark after it, like 'should I wish she was black?'

Mike you are plank of the week for bringing that awful woman back

Do find it slightly irritating that Dawn has to apologise when nominating a woman. Is it only blokes who are planks, then?

Check out the behaviour panel on KZfaq . Ex military interrogators , they analyse interviews etc. The Cummings one was very interesting!

I've been accused of wanting to marry Harry too - so funny I think they're all 7 !

‘I give it 2 years’ oh Dawn! You are naughty (& true)

Plank of the Greek 😆

OMG number 5 is V

beta is the South African variant, gamma is the Brazil variant (that's backwards...beta should be Brazil) Delta is the Indian. Sorry, Greeks didn't have a V ...i think the Russians do.

hmmm they will have to add over 300 000 letters to the Greek Alphabet

kings college named for George IV in 1829

i think it's Henry VIII? King's college? whoa was i off! George 4 in 1829

Boris’s dad should have kept his real surname, then we’d have the alliterative Karrie Kemal.

When did they get married? May? Check the records.