Rule Britannia was penned in the 1740s to celebrate the fact that by that time Britain had finally amassed a navy powerful enough to deter North African and Moorish slave catchers from the coasts of Devon and Cornwall. Prior to that, thousands of Brits had been captured and sold as slaves in the Middle East.

I'm not a massive fan of Johnny Depp but his trial has more to it than your show suggested. The allegations of wife beating are being disproven and the point of the trial is to show that "believe all women" is dumb. So far there's been more evidence to show he's innocent than guilty. As for the pictures of him drunk and high, he's a wealthy celebrity and you'd probably find a lot of them use their recreational time to do one or both of those things too. A makeup artist for Brie Larson has come forward with evidence saying Amber never had black eyes or any marks on her AND saw her the following day without makeup on at her home again without makeup on and saw no marks. Amber Heard is a liar and was just trying to make Johnny Depp look bad before the divorce. Obviously you guys haven't been following the case, just what the mainstream have said about it.

I swear I saw that guy on the side of my KFC bucket

I cannot stand Miriam Margolyes

Thanks Mike! Appreciate all you do...

Jerry Hayes reminds me of that Asda checkout person who talks too much. In days gone by he'd be doing hospital radio.

The Proms guy would probably prefer "The Red Flag"

PLANK OF THE WEEK is a FANTASTIC SHOW!!!

Every week I look forward to this

My plank of the week, Jerry Hayes, just for being Jerry Hayes

I stopped listening to LBC (been listening for years) but now I am so glad I discovered TALK RADIO especially Mike Graham and feel more positive and happy listening to TALK RADIO. LBC HAS TURNED INTO A LEFTIE RADIO STATION AND VERY NEGATIVE AND DEPRESSING . This is my opinion

Another great show 👍

It was on the radio earlier that Chris Grayling didn't get the job.

I don't think the barrister chap is actually cogniscant regarding the facts around the Johnny Depp case. Amber Hurd is the plank.

Great planks this week

i live in hebden bridge full of margolis's bloody nightmare

Great program

thank god for journalists like mike ,but i´m afraid the left will be out to cancel him :( love from denmark

Justice for johnny! Don't be a bunch of damned hypocrites! I like the content of this talk show but johnny depp should not be up for plank of the week....what say you dan?

I hope there's as much laughing as there was on the 21st July episode, that was terrific! Learning and laughing? Yes!

Plank of week anyone who wears a muzzle for no reason than fear

Miriam Margolyes - Jim Henson wants his Ogra puppet back.

Brilliant guys. So refreshing to get someone that talks common sense ♥️

Loved this one, laughed out loud several times.

Hilarious. Another great show!

I usually enjoy plank of the week. The guy in the white suit should have won on the panel. Cameron a good prime minister, hmmm

staying in the eu would cost us 4 trillion pounds, getting an extension to brexit will cost us 4 trillion pounds, due to 1st january 2021 being the eu renewal financial contributions seven years crap.

"Plank of the Week"is great! I'd love to have a go at it myself if your ever short of someone!

Bring back Mike "porky" Parry!!!

All the planks in the one room

Letraset 😂🤣😂🤣 I remember using that 😃😃

I Love "The Plank of The Week"

The square root of bugger all: An anthology.

Mike. Fabulous show the plank of the week. Keep her going.😊

I’m not over-keen on Col Saunders’ points of view

I remember Miriam as the voice of Hu Sanniang in the 'Water Margin' ... a very long Chinese series.

Regarding barristers, a "profession" with a maximum success rate of 50%.

Again when are we going to get the talk radio team on TV, the viewing figures would be through the roof, even keep the ultra Scott’s Natts SNP bloke on so we can throw things at the tele 😂

It makes me so happy to be seeing fewer and fewer video calls everywhere now. Watching anything with either no audience/guests on a choppy video chat is just depressing. Glad to see normality returning.

Im going to assume they don't know the lyrics. "Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves. Britons ne≈ver will be *slaves* " It's only a song about a people claiming their freedom from slavery, but apparently it promotes it because of the empire or some such bollocks.

Who is your nomination for Plank Of The Week?

Chris Grayling did not become the Head of the Intelligence Committee

98%

13:15 - 13:25 Emily Carver might have an 'educated' accent, but she makes the common mistake of misusing the word 'censorious'. 🙄

Emily Carver Ohhh Beautiful

"The police are going to revisit using handcuffs" ? I didn't know they'd ever stopped using them

Always wondered what colonel Sanders was doing since he retired from frying chicken.

Margolyes lives in Australia. She was too old to immigrate and had no unique skills the country was short of. She got in on the “if you have a shed load of cash we’ll let you in” exemption.

Anyone remember Jerry Hayes on the James Whale show on ITV?

The nice lady in green flicked an ear wig at us by mistake on the train to clapham.

Voluntary tax. I've been suggesting it for years. HMRC just needs set up a system... easy.

I Love POTW. Mike Graham a true voice of commonsense. And tell Emily can come again.

Who's the Colonol Sanders guy...😅🤣😂🤔

Mike's reference to the "square root of bugger all"; if "bugger all" is less than 1, isn't the square root bigger than "bugger all"?

Emily is so cute.. as well as smart.

Cummings has described his political views as "not Tory (Conservative), libertarian, 'populist' or anything else"...

Only plank on here is old Jerry - Buffoon

Miriam, please vote her again, tks for the show

Didnt think Johnny Depp should have been nominated. Amber Turd would have been a better choice.

Funny show.

Is that Colonel Saunders?

who else clicked on this coz the thumbnail looked like Colonel Saunders?

can i have a bargin bucket with some hotwings please colonel saunders

God Emily gorgeous. xx

Cameron said he was a career psychopath. Coming from Cameron

It was a flare he shot the horse in the face with 😢😢

Was that Colonel Sanders?

Has anyone ever seen Emily Carver and The Duke of Sussex, Mr Markle, at the same time?

He sure is, that’s Morrison plank of the year never mind the week.

Jerry Hayes a good friend of Cameron...oh dear.

Depp might be wasting his money, but isn't a lot of that going to the state?

I’d like to nominate mike graham. For driving a 4x4 that’s a big gas guzzling monster made for going through jungle’s that only plankers drive. And then do a show about peasants on cycles. Have the audacity to get in his way how dare they That’s definitely being a total planker plus Wayn Rooney and Jordan have the same car so I name you mike graham in the next plank of the week. Apart from that I enjoy all the worthy planks. On plank of the week . Takes one to know one ☝️ cycle hating Mike Graham

Should have picked Miriam Margolys she is a complete planker!

Whoa whoa whoa. Hol up. Why is it ok for mike to inadvertently or not get (or try) a teacher cancelled. I’m no lefty and have tried to be cancelled myself, I am not in favour of cancelling from anyone

😂 Jonny Depp innocent u planks

£180 for a mug? Scandalous!

Holy smokes. Colonel Sanders has been red pilled!

johnny depp...? what?

1 Corinthians 15:3-4 (The Gospel)

Harry should shut his gob!!!

We want Emily Carver and Madeline Grant on your show at the same time! Stop trying to mix ‘n match

Has Mike apologized to Mary yet? No plank of the year then. DEMOGRAPHICS Mike!

Johnny Depp having three soms damm him. Terrible life.

Senior police chiefs have lost the respect of their rank and file officers. The police have to go out every day to deal with all manner of issues with the knowledge that their senior officers will, more than likely, make an irrational decision based on image.

I love Jerry Hayes but his toupee is a bit iffy.

Can your guest explain why asking people about handing over sovereignty to an unelected body was a mistake. Oh yes we poor Leave voting idiots got the wrong result. I think you missed a nomination for plank of the week there.

When is fat-face going to nominate himself?

That Jerry bloke is a proper prat

This is like watching 3-dinosaurs discussing an impending meteor impact. It’s already on the way ionising the atmosphere, chatting about how silly and dreadful it all is. Pointless.

Common sense is not so common.

This looks safer than a BLM protest

Mike, get a haircut.

Hilarious to laugh at a man who's been assaulted by a women? do it the other way around if it's funny. Johnny Dep's wife is on tape saying how she gets angry because he wants to leave every time she gets angry, and that's why she hits him and throws things at him. Obviously I don't know if he's ever been violent to her, but you were laughing about him being hit with a bottle!

As an actress, Miriam Magolyes is wonderful but, it must be said, her political views are disgusting.

She's jewish isn't she? Of course she is.

Should be AH not JP everything she's said has turned out to be a big fat lie a real good ambasater for the big me to movement to wemen. Today JP had a witness's backing him up. One witness said how AH had stole her life experience of what happens to her in 5 terrible hours. The man had his finger tip chopped off by AH and a cigarette put out on his face all backed up by witness's and photos. Can't see much of a plank wanting to set his name Wright from allegations from the sun. The man should be aloud to clear his name.

A gammon/ Karen love in

The three in the photo look like planks in their naps.

Three planks in a room together, talking about other planks... 🤦‍♂️🙄