thank you for coming out of retirement

okay YEAH so maybe farming wasn't invented 800 years ago...... maybe it was closer to 900.

Drew could basically replace the voice in my head

The “secret project” looks like a hit list.

Life Hack: plant a lemon seed for free lemons in 40 years!

I've actually stapled leggings after ripping them spongebob style at the butt. But then I went home, took the staples out, and sewed them. Like a normal human.

To this day, the worst "Life Hack" I've ever seen was someone who was upset about having broken their pencil, so they glued the little pencil stub to the cap of a full bottle of Coke and used that to write. Every time I remember it I'm stunned for a bit.

Just imagine leaving a giant tub of warm milk out for two days and then having to stick your hands in it

Life hack: Can't get to sleep? Hot glue your eyes shut!

The “hack” with the barbie doll is called “rerooting” and it is a painfully long process. Sometimes it takes hours to do.

The doll one is a nice craft, I’ve seen plenty of doll customs. But calling it a “life hack” is the definition of insanity.

I know this video is two years old but Drew implying agriculture wasn't invented 800 years ago is so funny

glad your wife hasnt actually left you yet

drew, where are you. come back, i haven't been called a lil stinker in weeks, i don't know who i am anymore.

"it's the wrong key" is the unsurpassed peak of all comedy

for liquid water the easy way, just leave ice cubes out overnight-but (careful!) use a bowl or you will just have wet counter.

The epic conclusion to the Gooden Life Hack trilogy

“This video would have been really helpful 800 years ago” All those medieval peasants in 1200 had no idea what farming was

Idk why, on my third rewatch, I’m just now wondering how on earth Drew got the key on his sunglasses???

Eggshells are a good source of calcium for plants but easily broken once the roots are strong enough and don’t leave plastic netting behind. This is a legit “hack” :-)

life hack: having an athsma attack and cant find your inhaler? just breath!

my mom (yes, my MOM) wanted to try this "life hack" where you put an egg in a cup with pepsi and coke and after 24 hours it turns into a bouncy ball or some shit. At that very moment i was very disappointed. 24 hours pass and they look into the cup, and there it was, a raw fucking egg and some wasted pepsi and coke. thankyou 5 minute crafts for turning my mom into an idiot, also mom if you see this i love you.

The proposal one is so funny to me cause like a proposal is supposed to be this huge, emotional, life changing moment and this girl just blankly says “too dirty!” to the ring like.. at that point it doesn’t have to do with the ring she just doesn’t wanna marry you lmao

Really late here, but Drew trying to get the key in at 00:57 is just the most realistic depiction of pointless determination. Absolutely lost it when Amanda panned down to show he set down the cereal boxes.

What you need to start a life hack channel: Sped up music Insane thumbnails Eggs Peanut butter Bottles Hot Glue Oh and let’s not forget the condom

Your skits are the life force that flows through me.

I just remembered that if you have antique jewelry that is discoloured it actually decreases the value to try and lighten the metal again

Here’s a good hack! If your pants don’t fit, wear a different pair.

Is no one going to talk about how they told you not to hide drugs with the secret compartment hack, but the "secret project" was a kill list.

The sequel everyone wanted but forgot to ask

Drew: “What’s up with life hack channels and eggs?” Howtobasic: *sweats profusely*

Reblugging a dolls head can take hours depending on the material used. But at least an hour.

Making bad life hack videos? *STOP THAT*

I love this so much! I love it!

7:15 when you dig up the grave of that wealthy old lady and steal her ring.

I would like to make a defence for the egg cracking one. if you have a condition like severe Parkinsons, that would probably be pretty helpful.

was gonna paint badden, but instead I drew gooden

"this video would have been rly helpful like 800 years ago, not so much now" dude do you think they discovered plants in 1219?

4:26 A girl at my school actually came in with those pants...

Hiding your valuables in trash seems like a really great way to get your valuables thrown away on accident...

*why is the "secret project" just a list of names they're gradually crossing off*

“What is it with lifehack channels and eggs?” *dramatically points to how to basic*

why do i have zero recollection of ever watching this video despite me knowing random quotes from the sketches

As someone who’s color blind, I appreciate that you labeled the color of your screen 🙌🏼10:25

I’m a doll customizer and the doll hair hack was infuriating to wach. 1. They make re rerouting look like a simple pastime, when it takes ages to get done, and a lot more work than you think 2. They didn’t show that when rooting yarn instead of official doll hair, don’t plug all the holes!! The hair will get super poofy and not look natural or even good. 3. They didn’t show the fact that you have to make a part in the hair for it to look like hair, so some people are gonna be hella confused by their instructions. 4, their instructions are wrong in all ways. Most of us use a re rooting tool, which is a large needle, with the eye cut in an angle to put the hair in. You fold over the yarn, which is twice as long as you want the hair to be, and push it into the hole in the head. Repeat ~200 times and you have a full head of doll hair. The way they showed was so inconsistent. And the needle was so big that it’s gonna hair the vinal head. 5. Taking the art and hard work of doll customizing and turning it into a qUIrkY life hack, is infuriating.

Drew, the life hacks u review in the video may be pretty dumb, but the electricity toggle is next level

9:17 the advice i was always told, and always used, was to lay down and it somehow tends to work for me

That egg cracker is kinda cool actually. If he hadn't posed it as a life hack and instead as a neat but unnecessary tool.

new fact, Drew invented agriculture 800 years ago

Drew's hatred for life hacks is truly inspiring.

If that first tool actually cracks eggs that cleanly, it would be a pretty neat piece of assistive technology

Ive been bingeing your vids since finding your channel a couple of weeks ago and ive worked my way to 5 years ago. Just knowing how much worse the life hack community videos are now is horrifying. Love your content! 💕

Please don't tell me what to do x

You are the most best comedy.

Young drew gooden warms my heart!!!😂❤❤

Dude I love this so much I subbed. I really like your humor. Keep it up!

Is there a life hack to help Drew to remember his password to Runescape???

1:55 that "no" had to be the most adorable non threatening no I've ever seen lol

The plants in the egg is actually very useful, when you grow a plant, it very quickly grows out of a small pot and it's annoying to repot them.

This was my first drew gooden video, I come back to it every now and again and just end up binging every one since this

most unrealistic part of the opening was drew saying he forgot his runescape password

But if life hacks go away then who will buy all that hot glue?

Drew being a runescape head is honestly the coolest thing

8:36 Yeah, why hide drugs when you can hide your hit-list instead!

so we went from being little stinkers to just being "guy" well guy, at least we are even more vague then danny's greg

can you add me on runescape

I'm so glad that I found this channel, this is talent and it makes me laugh again. Thank you for the content

7:08 reminded me that theires a global pandemic going on and im watching videos from 3 years ago while not having gone outside in 3 months. *What is my life?*

as your one and only viewer i really enjoyed this video

Drew: hey guys welcome back to... NO

0:13 Can we talk about how he got his key on his sunglasses? Their frames are huge, and the hole of the key is very small. I have been thinking about this for hours and can't figure it out. Did he break the sunglasses? Does the key open up on one end?

1621: This KZfaq video I made will revolutionize the agricultural world. Finally I have revealed the secrets to growing plants. Now I’ll just wait for some platform to be invented so I can share it.

Life Hack: Kids won’t stop crying? Hot glue their mouths shut!

Drew is one of those KZfaqrs that when you watch them, you don’t click off during the outro with like 30 seconds left. You watch every second, because you never know if there’s a hidden joke or punchline in there. Also you never know when he’s gonna upload next...

You are great! Never stop making videos because you are one of the most hilarious KZfaqrs 🤣🤣🤣 Forever subscribed 👍

yours and Danny channel, and I say this with all my heart... HAVE RESTORED MY FAITH IN HUMANITY PLS NEVER STOP!!!

Loving this video, Danny!

Conspiracy: Drew actually makes the life hack videos so he can roast them on this channel

Dude I love your soundproofing

6:38. Ever get embarrassed for something you did like 7 years ago. Yeah. I ripped my pants once in class. With no elaboration, I asked the teacher for a stapler and just stapled them back together in front of the class. The teacher was all like, “whoahahahooohnoomygod.”

"Just use it as an egg" - Drew Gooden 2018

Girl comes out in ripped jeans Drew:yea im not even gonna watch that one Me: deceased

that’s so funny how he says 8 years ago like they didn’t have agriculture during the renaissance

"You know how I always forget to water our plants because of my whole severe childhood brain injury?" Me who actually forgets to do everything because of my severe childhood brain injuries: (-_-)

"What is it with life hacks and eggs?" *howtobasic flavored heavy breathing*

7:06. i choked, i literally bought my girlfriend the exact same ring. the.. exact same ring, i know, because it's affordable, because its the exact color match/shape/diamond number and because its on amazon. i bought my girlfriend a ring used in a fake ring-cleaning life hack.

the egg shell plant one is help ful tbh since eggshells are good forc compost and its difficult gto re pot plants withour hurting the roots

when you have to break out the power tools, it no longer becomes a life hack.

Man, His videos were so echoey before he put up that 1'x1' sound panel! Thanks for the huge quality increase drew! Keep it up!

I love how if you actually take into account how much effort it takes to build the life hack mechanic, it almost always ends up being more work than just doing the thing normally would do

4:21 As a person who has done some machine sewing, making circles is an absolute nightmare.

Ok, with the diaper one, my worry would be that someone would see the poopy diaper and try to be a good person and throw out he diaper. Then all of my valuables would be in the trash.

i customize dolls so the hair yarn “hack” is actually a pretty cool alternative to nylon hair! i’ve rerooted two dolls and it IS as annoying as it looks, but its pretty cool.

This video is hilarious and it made my day.

Your commentary is everything I think when I see these videos. Unfortunately, my 8-year-old niece loves them, so I see them more often than I wish upon anyone

Your comedic perspective is so fresh and organic. Love your videos. Life is easy when I see a video from you: I click the video, and I upvote. Great stuff as always Drew!

"Hey guy, welcome back to: NO!..." Has been stuck in my head for months.

Not even holding the cereal in the 2nd clip!🤣🤣

This is honestly one of drews most comedically proficient videos

Ok, this might be stupid, but I'm wondering if the people who are red green colorblind think the computer background actually is green...