Step 1: *make* *a* *fucking* *mess*

Life hack: change the time in your phone so you can sleep longer

when i was in high school i memorized my own system of hieroglyphs which i would write on my arm to cheat, instead of just studying

The fact that Drew spent 2 minutes on an intro for a fairly simply joke to stretch the video to 10 minutes is a proper life hack

"We're not even married!!" Oh we love watching older videos and being confused

I like how in the beginning when he was yelling at his wife you can tell he doesn't want to yell at her and his voice is still pretty low, that was cute

"That's just whiteout" Actually, unfortunately, it's toothpaste, Drew

Started watching this video before bed last night and dreamed that I was back in gradeschool getting bullied by girls who all had the orange-with-a-bottle-cap from the first lifehack. You'll be hearing from my lawyer Drew.

*Do you smell that?* *I think it's a life hack...*

My friend was murdered because he didn’t know how long the toaster was

I always prefer orange juice that has bits of hot glue in it

There was legitimate anger in Drew's voice in some of these clips.

I love how Drew can act like a total idiot and then be completely intelligent-sounding and respectable in the span of a few minutes

Life hack: Dont pay taxes, so you have more money

In some of his videos drew sounds like a kid who’s parents aren’t home so he’s going to say every curse word in the five minutes they’re gone

Not sure if you’ll ever read this drew but after watching your video on acting and how you sometimes struggle with reaction shots and how impressed you are with those that nail them- I have to say I love your little eyebrow raise during your phone-extension life hack. That was so cash

Life hack: Don’t die so you can live more

Most these life hacks require hot glue for some reason. Its gonna be hard to feel like I "hacked life" when I have to stop by the craft store once a month

I actually do math in pen, thank you very much. It is more fun to just draw lines through all of your fuckups than it is to pretend they never existed.

im so sad ive watched literally almost ALL but like two videos of yours, ive rewatched some of them countless times. one of the few youtubers i actually really enjoy who arent driven by success and are just ‘normal’ people like we are (if yk what i mean). even though ive seen them all i still watch your videos every single day, you make life bearable. thanks guy

"I taped the tape measure to the toaster so we'd always know how long the toaster is" I'm dead

The condom on the phone is for virus protection

Just realized that Drew is 5 minute crafts because he's the only youtuber on youtube *5 minute crafts Drew CEO confirmed???*

"Drew, I don't like your videos, and you seem like you smell bad"..... Gosh this oakie makes me laugh! love these videos.

“How to divorce before getting married”

The condom phone is so you don't get hearing aids

It's Drew's ability to consistently surprise me that makes him one of my favourite humans of all time. You think you know where something is going and he comes up with something utterly ridiculous that shouldn't be funny and yet through the magic of Drew I find myself always amused and frustrated. That last one has nothing to do with Drew. My bedroom issues are my own. If I'd only said amused it wouldn't be accurate and if there's anything you know about me, there should be nothing, it's my dedication to accuracy. Now you know something which I'll need you to forget because reasons. I knew you'd understand.

Hearing "Hey guys" is devastating.

I hate not knowing how long my toaster is.

my boyfriend and I yell "BABE WHERE ARE MY LIFE HACKS?" at each other almost daily our mutual love for for Drew was one of the first things we realized we had in common

Oh my gosh 5 years later and I’m freaking cracking up

At about 0:05 I was lowkey expecting to hear “this game blows”

Drew’s proximity to the toilet at the start makes me uncomfortable

Drew was too busy making fun of the math life hack that he didn’t even notice that the WiteOut was actually toothpaste.

My lord, 5 years, I'm going back through old videos to enjoy them all over again. What I did love is the small little noise of stifling laughter at 0:50

Watching old drew golden videos is giving me the serotonin I’ve been lacking

Comedy in different forms; Boomers: “I hate my wife” Drew: “my not wife hates me”

Some condoms have lube. So have fun cleaning your lubed up phone.

I taped a ruler to my toaster so I would know how long until my toast was done.

6:53 “step one… make a fuckin mess” this never fails to make me laugh 😂

FINALLY! I was so tired of my phone getting people pregnant!!

Just buy orange juice? We're not all made of that vine money

How does someone get a sense of humor like this? Sign me up!

Not hearing Danny say “Guy” burned down my house and killed my family before putting me into cardiac arrest by pushing me down a flight of stairs to the apartment building i built when i was two and a half years of age

honestly the lollipop one would be such a power move to do in public

"No matter how hard your life gets, YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT HARDER. "

2:25 is where he starts going completely off the rails and I inexplicably lost my shit laughing

Omfg this was so good, we need a return to this comedic cadence and style. My fav video of his so far

I just wanted to give a huge thank you to Drew for clearing up how to dispense toothpaste. For years I've been cutting off the bottom left corner, and attaching a spray bottle nozzle to it. Very difficult to manage, so thank you, Drew

the thing you told me to type

The sarcasm is literally impressive

the 2 and a half minute skit at the beginning was absolutely worth it

I was crying and i watched this and im no longer crying.

"Do you want one spoonful of orange juice and have fourteen minutes to kill?" Why yes thanks for asking my good sire. I happen to be in this magical thing called "quarantine" which causes insanity and compulsive boredom.

“All that from one orange?” That orange stuff is just a simpsons bit

realizing now that these have the same vibe as the newer "trying stuff" videos that he can do now that he has a real budget to play with - good on ya drew, you're a real one

*mom walks into room *she sniffs Mom:what’s that smell Me: I’m watching drew gooden

Life hack: Addicted to the internet? Gouge out your eyes!

I've never seen anything better than this😭💙

"Step 1: Make a f***ing mess!!" 🤣

“no matter how hard your life is, you can always make it harder” wow, inspirational

Drew, I don't like life hacks and they seem like they smell bad. Your videos on the other hand are really entertaining, and I'm so glad you've continued over here on KZfaq after the fall of vine.

"nobody does math in pen" Me, who hates the sound of pencil on paper: [sweats nervously]

The one with the coke bottle is actually pretty good. The water is hot, it's for warming up your feet. I'll definitely be trying this out.

*ObViOUsly* the phone/condom life hack was to make sure your phone doesn't accidentally impregnate your computer, duh! God, Drew, catch up.

Short on cash? Here's an easy fix! Take a dollar Cut it in half You now have 2 dollar

"Yeahhhh now I can roll dat shittt...." hahaha!!! Love you Drew you make my days better :) 🖤🖤🖤

i always watch this video till the end no matter how many times but i just don’t want you to know

Drew, I love your videos and you seem like you smell really nice

The "oh my little feet" will haunt my dreams for eternity

I love how sarcastic he is 😂😂. Drew is saying everything that I would like to say about all the stupid life hacks I see online.

That bottle one was if your legs are cold when gaming, fill a bottle with hot water and keep your feet on it

Life hack: trying to play runescape but your keyboard is too cold for you little fingies? Just put your computer in the microwave, so it will get warm.

I heard drew say “guys” for the first time and was very shocked

The root beer can scared me!! I was worried you were gonna get cut!!

Drew and danny never gets old just look at them

“Why do we have so many tape measurers?”

He was actually on a phone call

can't believe im this late but this is my new favorite video

“Drew, I don’t like your videos, and it seems like you smell bad” - Drew at the end of his own video

Finally a solutions to the phone pregnancy epidemic

*Why do we have so many tape measurers?*

Great video drew

I love your videos so much and this made me laugh so much🤣🤣🤣

The measuring tape on the toaster killed me

What really bothers me is just how absurdly hazardous these all looked, like cutting aluminum with an exacto knife and bringing an exposed screw inches from your mouth? That's insane.

Drew I love your videos and I bet you smell amazing!! ❤

Best life hack intro evaaaaarrrr.. dude is hilarious

Gf:we're not even married Me: confused Realises this was made in 2017 Okay

I'm new to this channel but that fucking intro was amazing. I would have subbed just for the intro but then there's an entire video after that. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

This is possibly one of the funniest videos I’ve watch, R.I.P Drew Puddin

This is so funny. And that's an understatement

The only possible reason I could think for putting a condom on a phone is waterproofing but they didn't show that

“we’re not even married!!!” wow how the times have changed

This is phenomenal! 😂😂😂

I like how he said no one does math in pen but in my country, you're not allowed to write in pencil lol.

I had a mouth full of food and almost spit it out when you said “it goes straight to Runescape”.

*insert thing he told us to say*

I like how 1/3 of the whole video is the opening sketch.