Direct from April 2010 - Here's Poundland Special 3, reuploaded as the original has corrupted for some inexplicable reason. (Best guess - a moth nest in one of YT's servers)
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@ChefExcellence0078 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Re-upload"
@mvciej8 жыл бұрын
+Chef Excellence more bags plz
@ChefExcellence0078 жыл бұрын
'n Excellent Suggestion'
@mvciej8 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence " _An Long One To Wait For_ "
@JackOfHarts968 жыл бұрын
+Tony Villarreal "An Excellent Reply"
@blackidna6 жыл бұрын
Dee-duh-doo-dun-dee! 🎶
@superiodity10 жыл бұрын
I remember this one, particularly because he pushes away when the instructions say pull towards with the blister thing which is why it doesn't cut anything.
@GalanDun10 жыл бұрын
Besides, you can't cut ANYTHING pushing away from yourself.
@lelo420510 жыл бұрын
Alex Shannon You cant cut anything pushing away from yourself? :D oh dear oh dear
@GalanDun10 жыл бұрын
Carl Andrews Not with a blade that small. Not enough leverage.
@DJogdog9 жыл бұрын
SPOILER ALERT! :(
@sienihemmo9 жыл бұрын
Alex Shannon More like not with a blade that's shaped to only work if you pull it towards you. Like trying to use a box cutter the wrong way around, it doesn't work like that because the blade's cutting edge is on the other side.
@jcrowley198510 жыл бұрын
"That is a picture of someone holding up a cheap product. That is not how humans relax" Years later he can now say that from experience.
@MetalHippie8310 жыл бұрын
oh yes i remeber this. i remeber waiting MONTHS and MONTHS for that accursed docotor who review. Damn you ashens! and damn your dresser!
@gustgost393710 жыл бұрын
I "remeber" it as well
@TheSlimshadyrocks10 жыл бұрын
Brother? Are... You.. From the.... Future?
@haloguy14510 жыл бұрын
It was more like years. I had forgotten about it before he finally reviewed it.
@peckzabikerthailand3169 жыл бұрын
haloguy145 วmcf
@punji739 жыл бұрын
***** I am sure I watched the review much longer than 6 months ago
@coopercat910 жыл бұрын
The fact people here are mature enough not to post *FIRST* gives me hope
@I_Am_Wasabi_Man10 жыл бұрын
SHHHSHHH! Don't jinks it!
@LowQualityCheese10 жыл бұрын
Slug Bug!
@rickyrigatoni10 жыл бұрын
last
@Liam_10 жыл бұрын
People who watch ashens are too mature to do that (I hope). also I haven't seen any Darude - Sandstorm jokes yet. Good.
@SwiftyStardust10 жыл бұрын
Liam Smith Give them time. Eventually they will post their incredibly stupid and overused joke.
@caddilacbob8 жыл бұрын
that 'iphone' used exactly the same sound set as the novelty tweety phone i used to play with at my grandma's house about 15 years ago
@blacksun388410 жыл бұрын
The Packbuster looks like a very distressed Narwhal with the screwdriver extended. 0_0 Now you can't unsee it!
@PlatoonGoon2 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard the word narwhal in so long. You just blew my mind with the fact somehow that word is a time capsule.
@alberto25lol10 жыл бұрын
The memories...
@Lilly_Belle10 жыл бұрын
Also, almost forgot, LOOK. The dent in the sofa from when he did that gag in a field with it isn't there, yet! It's like a time machine!
@zacherym121110 жыл бұрын
Ashens used the pack buster wrong. You sre supposed to cut towards you with the blister blitzer, that is why it never worked.
@Scubadog_10 жыл бұрын
He even read the instruction and still tried to cut the other way.
@minatchi10 жыл бұрын
He mentioned in the next video that he did it for comedic effect but no one got it. I'm guilty of being in that party too though I don't think he made it obvious enough that he was kidding.
@TheBokkelul10 жыл бұрын
***** except not really, if you can't even cut towards yourself without injuring yourself you shouldn't be allowed to handle anything sharp.
@GalanDun10 жыл бұрын
***** That blade isn't sharp enough to hurt anyone.
@akba66610 жыл бұрын
***** Are you serious? You saw the blade, right?
@kemi24210 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reupload, Doc! I was searching for this video for a long time.
@neonte1310 жыл бұрын
Thanks, man! I actually ended up reading the captions when I watched the old one, a few weeks ago. I tried to read them in your voice, but I just couldn't get the sarcasm quite right. This is much better! Also, I can't wait to read new comments, whining at you for pushing, rather than pulling, with the blister blitzer!
@SSIILLIE10 жыл бұрын
wait...I've been watching your shit for 4 years????????
@CryoDragon10 жыл бұрын
NEVER INSULT ASHENS.
@SSIILLIE10 жыл бұрын
hush, if i didnt like him would i have watched his videos for 5 years go home youu're drunk
@BANJOKUZOOIE10 жыл бұрын
Well...I've been watching your shit for 5 years????????
@TheMoltenOre10 жыл бұрын
BANJOKUZOOIE Flush the toilet already...
@BANJOKUZOOIE10 жыл бұрын
Darkrising HA HA XD
@savageboredom10 жыл бұрын
Every time I rewatch this video I secretly hope I've entered an alternate dimension where Ashens uses the Blister Blitzer correctly. And yes, I know he does eventually in a later video.
@pigwarts7 ай бұрын
Oh gosh do you know what video. I need to be satisfied.
@LlamaFluff10 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Stuart, I always wanted to watch the rest of this.
@uTubeNoITube8 жыл бұрын
Since nobody else picked up on this: Stuart used the pack buster wrong!
@nuck-8 жыл бұрын
+uTubeNoITube Yeah i noticed straight away. He even went into detail about the "cut toward you" instruction too.
@uTubeNoITube8 жыл бұрын
Doc Really... you're a genius. Wow. Someone call NASA and get this man a job.
@nuck-8 жыл бұрын
uTubeNoITube *Sarcasm* *detected*
@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome8 жыл бұрын
+uTubeNoITube More like someone call the local trophy store and get you an "I noticed it first and you didn't" trophy, even though it had in fact already been mentioned in the comments before you stated that nobody else picked up on it.
@wolfearsceej10 жыл бұрын
YAY THE FIXED VERSION! Waiting for this a long time mate, thanks for the upload!
@Joe0059 жыл бұрын
Does this mean you need a PackBuster to open up the PackBuster?
@ender_scythe28799 жыл бұрын
+Jaymax - Josef Wait, that means... you need a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster to open a PackBuster...
@TheOCMonarch8 жыл бұрын
+ender_scythe to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a pack buster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster to open a packbuster...
@TheOCMonarch8 жыл бұрын
+TheOCMonarch to open a popstation!
@ender_scythe28798 жыл бұрын
+TheOCMonarch But how do you open up the popstation without opening up the pack buster?
@DiePixelspieler8 жыл бұрын
+Jaymax Packception!
@DivinityOfBLaze10 жыл бұрын
Ashens I know this video is old but when you were complaining about the "Blister Blitzer" not being sharp enough well... at 1:45 you start reading the instructions for it and you are suppose to pull towards yourself not away. Which means you were trying to cut with the blunt part of the 'blade'.
@MattDearing10 жыл бұрын
That's the joke.
@DivinityOfBLaze10 жыл бұрын
Well it looks fancy. I've used this for what? A few years now and first time I met someone using an old english letter for their name.
@williamthebritoriginal10 жыл бұрын
***** Or that's an easy excuse to make in hindsight.
@SuperCharlesmeekins10 жыл бұрын
thanks for re-uploading ashens loved this one before
@DiePixelspieler9 жыл бұрын
"Beat the Wrap rage" haha
@Magmafrost138 жыл бұрын
to be fair, blister packages are the hardest thing on the planet to open. Fort Knox should be made from them...
@DiePixelspieler8 жыл бұрын
+Magmafrost13 Would be cool, than i could open it with a pair of scissors. :P
@DiePixelspieler8 жыл бұрын
Magmafrost13 Haha possible, but worth the risk. :)
@Randyy110 жыл бұрын
omg I remember this video, it stopped playing around the 4th minute mark, haven't been able to watch it for years.
@heIIy10 жыл бұрын
i doubt you care, but you were doing the "pack busting" part of the pack buster wrong. you're supposed make the cutter safety tab fold into the unit, then make the blade come out, then pull towards you. you even commented on how you aren't supposed to cut things towards you, even, so i'm not sure why you tried doing it away from you, against their instructions. actually, i'm fairly certain you got so many comments saying you did it wrong, anyways, so i don't even know why i posted about it. boredom, i guess.
@heIIy10 жыл бұрын
***** my comment your head woosh.
@swimsvg18556 жыл бұрын
That phone dialing himself, is the cellular equivalent to "self pleasure"
@Jacktoro4410 жыл бұрын
This was the video that hooked me on Ashens!
@CommentCritic9 жыл бұрын
Imagine Ashens next to you while you open your birthday presents.... COMMENTARY EVERYWHERE
@MintleafCakes6 жыл бұрын
Wow, a Barbie? You're parents must hate you.
@TheTrustyHole6 жыл бұрын
that's actually awesome
@ImTheKindestDemon10 жыл бұрын
Omfg i cried laughing at the "Beat Wrap Rage" thing. I don't know why X''DD
@Nekotamer10 жыл бұрын
i find amusing that a 2 dollar cutter works for 100% of the boxes that come through my mail. and only has 1 function, popping a blade out!
@AgentTasmania10 жыл бұрын
All the knives and scissors I already own for other purposes also do that without the need to pop things out or make any additional purpose. I just grab whatever's closest, be that a pairing knife, one of the sets of disposable (but quite sturdy) scissors mum brings home from the hospital or my multitool.
@tonyperani10 жыл бұрын
Also shanking.
@edwardnatsu440310 жыл бұрын
Hi Tomoko :P
@harryws354210 жыл бұрын
Goodness, I remember watching this ages ago, didn't realise I've been watching your videos for over 4 years...
@CristiNeagu10 жыл бұрын
It's not really fair, is it? It said you need to pull it towards you to open blister packs. And as daft as that sounds, it's how it's supposed to work. You can't blame it for not working if you're not using it properly, can you?
@clearspira10 жыл бұрын
***** You haven't been a sub for long have you? He pulls shit like this all the time.
@BladedEdge12310 жыл бұрын
Having seen it again I do recall watching the old one. The bit with the bottom of the box opening after all that work (staged or not) made me pause the video I laughed so hard last time too. I also remember the comment rage "omg you didn't do it right!'. Which are even more hilarious now..given its a video from 5 years ago.
@aciddark13048 жыл бұрын
lol it said cut towards you with the blister thing lol thats why it didnt cut lol
@dragonbutt9 жыл бұрын
Ashens needs that packbuster whenever hes doing his reviews, since he always gets hung up on twist ties and tough packages.
@EcoEcho10 жыл бұрын
Oh FINALY I was waiting for this nearly 4 Years!!! SOO HAPPY!!!!
@noptic7 жыл бұрын
"Good work Packbustah." as he's not using it. Kills me every single time.
@Wheresmy2409 жыл бұрын
It clearly states to cut towards yourself, not away.
@LightninLew10 жыл бұрын
The pack buster instructions said to cut towards you. It didn't work because the knife was backwards. This is a huge injustice!
@Your_Degenerate8 жыл бұрын
I always watch till the very end, thanks for not disappointing me.
@RasputinReview10 жыл бұрын
PULL TOWARDS DON'T PUSH AWAY PULL TOWARDS
@ian123110010 жыл бұрын
The first one made me think 'Hell, they combine some random tools and call that a new product / invention? Oh wow I am so impressed.'
@timmowarner10 жыл бұрын
This time I was SURE he was going to use the blister blitzer in the right direction.
@GRAFHC10 жыл бұрын
I remember enjoying this... hmm, I still enjoy it. Ashens has discovered a new YT click trick, just re-release old videos and I'll STILL upvote them! :D
@Kertezium10 жыл бұрын
This isn't Imgur, it's like or dislike.
@SwiftyStardust10 жыл бұрын
GRAFHC In this case, it's justified because the original upload has inexplicably borked itself.
@CryoDragon10 жыл бұрын
He uploaded the old one since it was broken
@HappyZavulon10 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the sofa looked very HD with his older setup, it's mesmerising.
@cicalinarrot8 жыл бұрын
The "MobileMe" phone looks actually more legit and useful than Apple's MobileMe service did.
@FlakyMusic7 жыл бұрын
Why did you remind me that MobileMe exists... well, it still does but now it's called iCloud. And now I remember that .Mac thing Apple did.
AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! THIS VIDEO AWAKENED MY WRAP RAGE! NERO SMAAAASH!
@tonyperani10 жыл бұрын
Ashens just sent me back in time. I need a moment.
@cartmanofsp9 жыл бұрын
''Mummy, mummy I got new toy can you open it for me please?!'' ''Yes child, fetch the PACK BUSTER!!''
@melody_florum7 жыл бұрын
6:53... your supposed to pull towards you XD
@tomjordan935910 жыл бұрын
It's kinda weird to be unboxing a tool used to unbox things. I feel kinda sick watching it..
@genericwhitemale60894 жыл бұрын
Polocatfan stranning stroot
@gatsuuga910 жыл бұрын
Those sound effects on the phone sounded like numbers stations. Which means excuse me while I hide under the bed in terror
@billvolk423610 жыл бұрын
Oh man, his reference to Tales from the Blode gave me a giant internet 1.0 flashback.
@pierdeer10 жыл бұрын
Time to rewatch every single Ashen video again. (;
@HearthstoneBaj10 жыл бұрын
i remember watching this when it was first uploaded, 4 years but it feels like a year
@theswan398310 жыл бұрын
It's great that the Packbuster website redirects to something completely unrelated now :D
@StreetkillnHD10 жыл бұрын
the annoying noises from my child hood owning a fake phone. the sounds never change..
@Liggliluff4 жыл бұрын
(3:20) When the product is _better_ than the promotional art. (Still no guarantee that the product is actually good)
@KieranDevvs9 жыл бұрын
The blister blitzer said cut towards you not away, the knife is only sharp on one side -_-
@SwiftyStardust10 жыл бұрын
Ah, good to see this one make an official return. No more unofficial reuploads for me.
@AndrevusWhitetail10 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe he never figured out that BLISTER BLITZA has to be pulled not pushed
@staley10110 жыл бұрын
Takes me back to me youth, well early 30's......
@redy11948 жыл бұрын
You have such a persuasive way with words. Like Peeta!
@guky6678 жыл бұрын
it doesnt cut because you didnt cut in your direction like the blade is sharpened, you cut away from you. it's like trying to cut something with the blunt part of a blade and complain its not sharp. come on, you can do better :)
@elbwil45048 жыл бұрын
I think that was a joke, tbh.
@OdaSwifteye7 жыл бұрын
It was a joke. OP is one of many who didn't get that joke.
@joeldevlin79127 жыл бұрын
A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good
@kevintappminville1957 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment that!
@Wehiremonkeys10 жыл бұрын
I had a toy feature phone thing when I was younger and it had the exact same sounds as that jailbroken i phone toy.
@silerthinprath428310 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, thank you Dr.
@Sheehy22310 жыл бұрын
I have a gay friend that doesn't find ashens funny. Take of that whatever you want.
@Moniak10 жыл бұрын
i don't know what that's supposed to mean..
@PkmnMT10 жыл бұрын
Your friend has a pretty shitty taste on youtube videos
@justbillie1310 жыл бұрын
I don't think you should be friends with him anymore.
@Hedgeworth10 жыл бұрын
I'm a gay who does. Not all gays have taste. Take of THAT whatever you want. :P
@SqueakyBelle10 жыл бұрын
i think you're trying to start a flame war on the internet by brining up homosexuality. but what you dont understand is that most northern Americans are actually ok with that concept. so in the words of Ross from hatfilms, "Do better"
@not_nerp9 жыл бұрын
When he pointed out the packbuster website, I went, opened a new tab, started typing it in and firefox auto completed it for me... Woah. It's been like 3 years!
@LenaG9610 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! I actually watched this video 4 years ago! Can't believe it's been 4 years already?! Like what?!
@littlebit6706 жыл бұрын
+ashens On the packbuster, I think you have to pull the blister blitzer toward you for the guard to move out of the way.
@ce7.09 жыл бұрын
That "may I help you" clip is the exact same one that was on toy flip phones when I was 7.
@LifeBulb9 жыл бұрын
They use it on almost everything!
@tjmov10 жыл бұрын
I remember this one, I went back to watch it and it used to always freeze about 3 minutes in
@IAmAleksha9 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, how we waited years for the review of that Dr Who LCD game...
@LiquidBlackWolf8 жыл бұрын
you dident cut towards your self.. shame!!!
@uTubeNoITube8 жыл бұрын
+LiquidBlackWolf You didn't spell didn't correctly. *facepalm*
@LiquidBlackWolf8 жыл бұрын
uTubeNoITube Okay. men nu er engelsk ikke mit oprindelige sprog. Facepalm. Og husk. Stort efter punktum ;)
@RobloxAndy8 жыл бұрын
+LiquidBlackWolf bruh
@Lilly_Belle10 жыл бұрын
An oldie but a goodie. Y'know, I often rewatch your videos because your voice is audio erotica and I did notice this one stopped working. I thought it was just me, as with the iPig/Gnome Radio episode stopped working once and I found out it was on my end.
@Mackroxy9110 жыл бұрын
Wow that just shows me for how long i've been watching you already!! Way more than years! Blimey!!
@uglydrummer.10 жыл бұрын
Hang on! MY idea of how to relax is to watch someone hold cheap products and tat in their hands (oh yeah and review them at the same time too...)!
@CapitalGearGaming9 жыл бұрын
CC Actually works in these videos. :) He must really care for us.
@ServiusTheBear10 жыл бұрын
Ah this brings memories back
@insanegammer10910 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this in 2010.
@battlez957710 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid nice to see some old ashens
@sandwich247310 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah. I think I remember this one!
@Selkie1510 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, I'm twelve again and need to spend a day on Rathergood, if that even still exists. Cheers, Ashens. :\
@Drarack10 жыл бұрын
Looks to me like the problem with the blister blitzer was that you had to somehow retract that plastic guard first before trying to cut something.
@gemini91510 жыл бұрын
Deja vu solved after paying more attention to the title.
@BeenieBomb9 жыл бұрын
I really like the look of this video!
@ClassicalRips9 жыл бұрын
I love the music at the end
@nullwii10 жыл бұрын
I have been watching you for a long while Ashens I have actually seen this video like 4 or 5 times now lol
@mramir123810 жыл бұрын
Ashens, I love you for listening to your reddit fans! :)
@rockcabbage10 жыл бұрын
Damn such a throwback
@ohnoanotherputz10 жыл бұрын
whoa, blast form the past!
@skreeog6 жыл бұрын
....you had to pull toward YOU the blister blitzer. Not away.
@joefishjones10 жыл бұрын
Dat ending.
@Numian10 жыл бұрын
Oh man. that blitzer thing... You read it... Cuts toward you!
@theblode13378 жыл бұрын
Ashens just made reference to the inspiration for this moniker I've used for a decade and a half I don't know how I feel about this. The 1337 bit at the end has always been a point of shame for me though. Somewhat dated at this point.
@jackpreacher314810 жыл бұрын
I remember this vid!! My Gawd, have I been watching Ashens for four yeas? What the hell am I doing with my life?!
@StevenLepore10 жыл бұрын
Omg this is from before the couch broke! #nostalgia
@f4rr3r10 жыл бұрын
That pack opener thing looks SO much like an anglerfish.
@johnsyvertsen69449 жыл бұрын
ashens the box for the pack buster said pull towards you
@Pleaseunderstand9 жыл бұрын
I had a packbuster. It works quite well if you push it towards you as the instructions say.
@jacobmaughan16648 жыл бұрын
"generaly you don't cut things towards you, thats rather unsafe" watch his sharpest knife video for severe irony.