Naauicce

Bum dum tsssss....*

Rashtins

Rashtiens

Roger Daltrey suddenly appears and cries: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.

Wilf Shaw It's an entire day's worth of food, not a lunch.

midlifecrisi hates Google + yeah I know but like everything with in it as its individual meal would be a nice thing to eat.

Wilf Shaw Us Baltic countries don't really get far enough to be in need of using rations, if you catch my drift.

I'm quite fond of the Japanese rations.

midlifecrisi hates Google + Yeah and they're tins, which, like Ashens said, makes them much heavier than other MREs.

+Levi Skardsen It would be great if you'd only eaten people for 6 months.

Not really. US and many EU nations do much better MREs, complete with "fire in a can" to warm it up and everything.

I'd still stick to freshly grilled game.

Why, though? Regular canned goods which have been produces for the mass market would be available in way larger quantities anyway.

I don't think skyrim would taste very good :)

@but ton He sounds kinda like Solid Snake from time to time lol.

Probably couldn't afford them lol. That's why he sticks to Poundland rubbish.

@@micktaylor9332 they go for £200+

@@micktaylor9332 He has 1.5 million subs, he can afford some shitty MRE.

Yeh I was only messing when I said that u idiot. And it was 7 months ago so get over yourself you pathetic fanboy.

Shogun Lewis The MRE's given to the soldiers by the Estonian Defense Force do not have the same items in them as this did. This must be an older version as the number 4 variant that I got while serving time (2014-2015) in there did definitely not have some of the items in there as this did.

Xander Royce what was different? was it better or worse?

Xander Royce I was only joking, I have massive amounts of respect for all military personnel, I could never do what you do.

Shogun Lewis What about ISIS military personnel

King B they get the head of an infidel

verrückte Welt.

+Ping and danish sugar=P

+Ping Also Finnish bread with Swedish text =)

+Ping being eaten by an Englishman*

I know, its very weird. Its probably because they are such a small military and therefore cant produce their own packed food.

hah

Salt in porridge

I love marmite, but no, salt shouldn't go in porridge. Definitely sugar :P

+bladepanthera in Scotland they put salt in porridge, and we are kind of known for our porridge. That said I put sugar or chocolate in mine...

Lee A Ah well, you're a weird bunch up there... ;-) I'm sure some people like it, but nah, not for me. Chocolate is heaven though! And if you use golden syrup instead of sugar it has that little bit more richness to it. Mmmm

Nice hiss!

Let's get this out on a brown sofa: Nice!

❤️

No FRH or Stove?

@mopoligist420 He's just a tourist, Steve lives rations.

Consural Dan doesn’t now good food if it bit him in the arse haha

Miles*

Josh Payne this comment is 3 fucking years old.

@@brendalees10 4 years and it has 420 likes

@@JPayne95 **kilometres

Cammy4747 Ashens' Rations. Rational Thinking. So many puns are available, and he won't use one, just to frustrate the pun lovers.

Cammy4747 I agree with you.

Cammy4747 Rashens

Cammy4747 Just... "Rashens"

Cammy4747 It needs a fancy ashens man opening. Swap out the suit for a military uniform.

That's sad, these are entertainining.

Military rations are pretty expensive anyways.

BaconLord Not if you're in the military

Ryuzaki I would hope not. But to the public they are.

never knew once in a while was synonymous with annually

LeCat is it really? Lol

He's knowledge of European food is lacking.. and also some basic attention to read the label on the ration bag. The first thing there was the Goulash..

r3dpuma lol in his defence,I myself do not bother learning bout sub par canned rations from different continents I don’t come from . With that being said let my knowledge of European food be lacking ,I’d never eat this and the food I would be interested in learning about from Europe is definitely nothing in this video 😂

@Samuel Prince trust me, all us british know our cuisine is all stolen from other countries across the continent, we don't pretend to know anything about the origin of the dishes lol

Yeah, you can definitely see the powdered milk.

GhostSilk believe me, they are not convenient at all!!! Still, from the right country, (canadian here) they can indeed be good!

GhostSilk I'm pretty sure that just the thought of going to the bathroom makes you hungry....

MineStudio68 I had my fair share of British MRE's as a cadet (same stuff military gets) and they were always really good. Then again living in Britain your standard of what is 'good' when it comes to food in general, combined with being on the move and hungry all day, is set pretty low.

iSYKE same i had em in the cadets too, the boiled sweets were the best though :)

rareblues78daddy great now im starving ;-;

Holy shit robbaz watches ashens!?

***** Your EVERYWHERE. First FunHaus now Ashens? SUBBED

***** hello you sexy viking king!

When my 2 favorite aspects of life collide.

***** Who are you dude these guys above me are so hyped

You must suffer when you make a video on food!

MrThorn These are signs for the end of the world! (Election Day.) o.o) EHHYYYYY

Nostalgia For Infinity row row fight the power

More like an on day.

arvidsson ju

Nice hiss

BSM Iron (Panzer) Lawl There's quite a few channels dedicated to MREs out there, if you're not already subscribed to them. People like Kiwi Dude, gschultz and Gundog

Yesh I know, I just think that Ashens making MRE videos somehow works very well :P

BSM Iron (Panzer) Lawl What does MRE stand for i guess Military Ration something

No problem, I just wasn't sure if you were aware of those other channels or not :) I have to say, I find it interesting to see someone else's take on MREs as well, and who better than the good doctor :D

Peter Griffin Meal Ready to Eat is what they are SUPPOSED to stand for, but many militaries around the world have joke ones like Meals Rejected by Everyone, or Meals Ready to Excrete :D

hi k pleks. i love estonian soldier. hallo from Bali indonesia :)

tere

Oh, so that's what the packet was.

Huh... how do you heat up those food? Or do you just eat it cold

You heat it up above a fire, either directly on the flame or in boiling water.

2022 now.

I am, from the future! Some us still do! :)

We got packets of Rolos in ours, and tins that had matches and boiled sweets in them. That was in the early1980s.

Go back further and you would see what are now illegal drugs in there...

@@adrianlambert7130 oh yes and those tablets are gooood.

one of life's greatest mysteries oh why lord

***** Estonian here. our school lunches are quite good :P

***** Greek here, our schools just have independent little cantines/kiosks working in them that serve sandwiches, pies, pizzas and beverages (including coffee in high schools) that you have to pay for. It's quite nice if you aren't poor, if you are then you'll just have to pack a lunch.

***** because schools only care about results (literally, they think of kids as numbers), plus with budgets the way they are they only have a bare minimum to spend on lunches, even less in poorer areas.

America reporting in, I blame Michelle Obama for the terrible food. Shes the one who controls it.

Matti Meikäläinen To be fair Estoninan and Finnish are quite similiar.

Pepsiphopia exactly. thats why i understood some of it.

Isnt knäckebröd something swedish?? At least the one in the video is... knäckebröd everywhere here...

***** The Knäckebröd was made in Finland and Swedish is also spoken in Finland

***** well it's from esbo, finland as stated on the package

The outro is different

@@larmax5882 true

the only sign is a better camera lmao

a tin of pate isn't all that special, a tin of goose liver one is way fancier

To be honest it's one of those things you think is fancy as fuck at first if you have no real interest in buying it or eating it but then when you actually look for it in a supermarket you realize how cheap and inexpensive it is. It's just that when you hear things like "goose liver" it's hard not to assume "bougie".

Estonia cannot Into Nordic...

what do u mean?

+thesewowvideos No one knows just ignore him

It be from Countryballs

so estonia belongs to the nords

I was thinking it would be strange to expect all soldiers to have a reliable supply of milk.

forward thinking eestis

Captain Princess jah

Actually in Estonia, each regiment has their own dairy cow.

Random Name Never seen that in estonia.

Brought to you by... THE GOOSE

😂😂

+Booper Dooper Rashens

clever sir very clever

food so good, its worth being shot for (not)

Ah you bet me to it

combating rashians

nigga what

"This is a story of a man named Stanley"

What about RAshens?

samJRulz1 no

And it contains food that actually looks appetizing.

Rashens was my joke dick

samJRulz1 and with a military jingle on the background

sporkafife good food makes for better moral is the theory

Sean Rea ...imagine that. Logic in the military.

Sean Rea and bad food keeps you warriors in a mean mood lusting for blood (and possibly flesh)

Frank Schneider The military's intent is to train soldiers, not cannibals. Although, a cannibalistic army with proper military gear and equipment would be the scariest thing in the world.

Duncan Van Ooyen. North Korea doesn't feed its soldiers too well (or often)

ćevapi are the bomb. Haven't had them for ages, now want.

Don't forget halva

Serious Sam is dope

UncleHeavySizzle Oh yeah xD that's how came up with the username like 9 years ago :D

SeriousGamer753 Filled Paprika and Goulash are Hungarian foods

Why would they be?

Emin Sarabsky have you ever eaten a military ration meal? These fucking Estonians have their goddamn caviar and shit! And they get a can of spam. Note: I'm jokeing, kind of.

+rs0wner301 yeah.... :(

+The Vigilant Satanic Bowser caviar gag i'm estonian

+The Vigilant Satanic Bowser everyone knows france has the best rations

Morgan Freeman can i habe cansur b0ss plz

Oskar Duroj Bidstrup you are the cancer of the internet already so

Morgan Freeman Well, he mostly enjoyed the seafood specials, didn't he?

Morgan Freeman Yeah, this video was just wrong

0Wayland Maybe the problem isn't in the video, maybe it's the food we make...

thats how its done

Nah if it were Ramsey he'd been shouting: "THAT LOOKS LIKE THE DOGS DINNA!" and "ITS RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" and "______ YOU YOU ______ PIG! GET THE _______ OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!"

It's RAW!!

A lot of people I know say "it's ru"

Casual? lol wtf

That's actually pretty funny tbh, you got me chuckling.

haha that's actually pretty clever

YES.

LOL

R rated Ashens oh shit

the design is buck angel, search it on google images

Matt Hale Whoa. You too? I'm S.Korean and I have also been seeing that from here too.

How To Life son of a bitch

How To Life Haha, I fell for that one.

Matt Hale I have lots of them

Military RAshens

+josh kirby Ashens Rations

+Jiahong L That would be the episode when he reviews his dad, who was in the RAF.

+AJZulu That's what I think of these

+Jiahong L That would be a GI Joe figure with a very Simon Pegg looking face.

All stuff is made in Estonia, so you can easily stfu, poor boy

+YankeeeIsCrazy "näkkileipä" was made by vaasa so it's made in finland

we're talking about Russia atm ilmevavi

+YankeeeIsCrazy no, you said that "all the stuff (from the mre) is made in estonia" even though it clearly isn't

Actually, he said "ALL STUFF IS MADE IN ESTONIA", when most of it is actually made in China ~_*

Paul Alvarez he got gandalf to travel ashens back in time before the review.

Paul Alvarez Depleted Uranium.

Just flipped the cushion.

***** lol

Paul Alvarez you guys are dumb... he gets a new couch for each video. duh

***** and in swedish :D

***** its a spice in America, also a tiny baby of salt and pepper in the show Blues Clues

And in estonian. That is obvious

its a joke

***** Paprika is a hungarian word

Goulash is fucking tasty as hell or i dont know if estonian goulash is the same as albanian goulash

Or the real Hungarian goulash which is absolutely heaven.

Tere tulemast eestisse.

Can't wait to be a fucking king next year.

+GrvR l Motion Designer I love Hungarian goulash so much... and I'm not even Hungarian. It's just really really popular in Poland. :)

Marin Srok While I am happy we get treated like this... I am also confused... So yes, you would be correct.

he doesn't know hat gulaš is but i know cuz im croatian and we share some words =)

I believe we borrowed that word from Russian. Don't quote me on that though, not that sure

Klotser Jr No, it's Hungarian name for the dish, consisting of meat and different sauces. At least half of Russian words are borrowed. Actually, I do not know what dish could be native for Russians that is not borrowed from other nations, like mongols, tatars and such. Except maybe for pancakes and vodka. They borrowed all the best from all countries, they invaded or united. But what can You expect - at the very beginning, actual native Russian territory was a tiny spec on eurasian map, check wikipedia. There is almost nothing really Russian, no matter how they wanted it to be.

Cool... I always was bad at history and languages...

Ada Norberg but how in the world do the soldiers heat it up in the battle field?

FRH

they make a fire

which then gives away your position.

Because you'd be eating poridge in the middle of the night or in the middle of a battle

No one cares.

+Brady Turner well said

+Brady Turner I CARE! ITS MY HOME COUNTRY HATER!

+Brady Turner Try finding vids about estonia -_- ye not easy eh?

GLORY TO ARTOTZKA!

+venichen1 You do realise Northen Europe doesn't mean Nordic

+venichen1 ... I have no idea what that means. Though the writing look more nordic than the Russianny-Cyrillic I'd expected for a country that far east

Oh you're not into the whole /int/ or Polandball thing then. Estonia is a Baltic country (along with Lithuania and Latvia). Estonian is closely related to Finnish. The Baltics don't use Cyrillic for their languages though.

+AgentTasmania The Baltics =/= Slavs, we have a Latin alphabet. Lithuanian is the oldest surviving Indo-European language, which has preserved the most phonetical and morphological aspects of the proto-language which many other European languages come from. (wikipedia) Latvian, on the other hand, has some Slavic influences, but is still very similar to Lithuanian. Estonian is more Scandinavian than Baltic though, in my opinion.

+Convict147 Estonian has little connection to any germanic language

MetaCubed he sure is

i wonder what it looks like from outside. man is eating all kinds of weird stuff on sofa, kneeling down on floor

He's actually standing but has really short legs.

Diego Silva with raw fish and dry rice

TheNomadicGrammarNazi An essential part of every meal.

TheNomadicGrammarNazi With some bukake as a side

Gas Pankratus There is a food that does exist called bukkake udon.

Diego Silva but anyone can try ramen noodles

Usually they're vacuumed packed and already wet, just in case you don't have enough water. Although the tins are odd. British ones definitely don't have tins.

Jere Aho You can reheat cans... The can is like a pot so all you need is fire or you can pop a hole in the top and boil the can until it's hot.

Jere Aho During my compulsory service we heated the cans right away on squad tent ovens. It was very convenient. Also they tasted decent cold as well. Eventually, since most had their own food with them as well, there were many leftover cans. Got heavy pretty fast. We just left ours in our Pasis. All the sweet stuff was eaten though. Really great MRE for morale.

Jere Aho mre is just one meal. i'm assuming this is a whole day ration, hence the weight of 1.5kg (around 3 pounds)

Patrick Logan American MREs use heating bags though which, even though it needs to have extra bags just to do that, is still much lighter than tons of metal tins. Also American MREs are much, much more quality than this.

Never saw it canned tho

Ayla Cheshir We actually do that here in the US a lot too, except instead of paprika we use chili powder.

Kaiser StratosTygo paprika is another name for bell pepper over here :)

+Jake Roberts cause that is soooooo related to the military.

+Jake Roberts Once en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest

+ReplayRetro the reason is because we have only about a milion people and we don't have that large of a military force

+ReplayRetro well we don't have much ppl in the military,i think that we just got the thing that women can join too this year....AND about the eurovision thing we won last in 2002 but we usually get a really good score its rare that we get a bad score

He did a 40+ year old one.

WKDworks Eesti can not into nordic :(

BabaSmith We don't want into nordic, we like our flags cross free!

WKDworks besti can into nordic =D

Yes, it's nordic, not eastern, but Baltic state would be more correct, right?

Baltic state is what it is. Stop trying Estonia.. :D

Kritzberg The right thing.

Enjoying the weekend? That's my guess. My damn dog woke me up... So here I am at the ass crack of dawn watching Estonian Ration reviews..... Fish filling? Good lord that's disgusting.

If you're really that concerned, get off your ass and do something then

7 years now

No

ty

Just joking

ty

Nyet

Or Robert Plant he's salty

It’s tasty for the first time, I’m already sick of all of these ration packs, only thing I like about them are the sweets inside the 24h pack.

Estonia has Felix too. By which I mean made in Estonia.

I see you...with your puns and stuff.

***** Get out.

KINGodfather I see you... with your ellipses and beard. Fuck off.

chocoboasylum melt them down and have a new knife!

Nate Estonia ain't too big, so they can run very far before invading Poland or the baltic sea. Actually in a war they could go home for lunch and be back at the front during there lunch break .

chocoboasylum The US ones usually have random civilian treats in them. Twizzlers, skittles, that sort of thing. Lets you feel like you're enjoying a "normal" meal, haha.

WarhammerGeek14 nah just spending money where money should be spent, quality of life, a better adjusted soldier usually will beat an exhausted morally broken one, even in sex!

To be honest, who wants to go to war with Estonia.

Black market

Donation from an Estonian military member who watches Ashens?

foxman105 Yea, might be.

The Cent Lord maybe he got it off the black market 😂😂

acrually its not prohibited. as long as you are selling it outside of estonia. xd

Weird Kid I think that it's food that exists most other places as well, but the spelling of it may have thrown him off. He also may not be familiar with that type, since the name seems to be used to describe various different kinds of food.

Garrette Many foods seem alike, but are prepared different in different countries. And the spelling... It was a language unknown to him, so how could he know? :'D

Weird Kid I agree with you. I've had a few different versions of the food and none of them are alike.

You are right

It's German