Yep!

Luigiman555 im in tears. thats was so damn funny.

Luigiman555, agreed that was by far the best thing on the internet this month.

Luigiman555 maybe a Pulitzer.b

Alex de Wit There are two big gameing streams for cancer research going on right now

Katrain hahahahahhahahah

I didn't get that one :/ . was it a reference to a character? or a reference to how shit kid scissors are?

Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beats Paper, Paper beats Rock.

Oh ok, it was a rock paper scissors joke lol

Yeah it's making fun of how recently the only thing the democrats are good for is losing to Republicans because they're so far up their own asses they've forgotten they're supposed to have ideals and not simply be anti Republican. They SHOULD be winning as they actually do good for the people not just the millionaires but they keep doing stupid moves

Do you know what that is?

L 013 they were joking n it was a fucking bad joke just like this news abortion.

google quantum entanglement and go to the news section. i thought they were joking too o.0

Here's some articles over viewing the experiments: time.com/4854718/quantum-entanglement-teleport-space/ www.businessinsider.com/china-teleportation-space-quantum-internet-2017-7 And here's the original publishing by the group: arxiv.org/abs/1707.00934

It is important. That's the joke. This is not a science news platform, but an american news platform, and right now american science is being overshadowed and quashed by orange losers. Go Quantum Entanglement Research!(and Environmental Repair Research)

Iain Hansen "You are fake news"

Jason S Savitt I want to laugh at your response but when I really think about it that is probably what he would say..................sigh

An then the journalist would say "Sit, we went over that you block people of Twitter."

Yes... I can imagine what his response would be.... It would be... ::sniff:: "What?" Because, first off, that question assumes he even knows *and understands* what the Constitution says, which he doesn't. Second, it assume he cares about anyone but himself, which he doesn't.

The blocking of people who spew hate at him, calling him a buffoon and such, can be blocked, and it is not an infringment upon their first amendment rights, as they are not being prosecuted by saying these things, and the people can just as easily make a mew twitter, thus exercising their first amendment rights. He just does not want to read them. The people have a right to protest. The president has a right to SAY (first amendment, afterall) that he does not support the protest, thus ignoring them, and having violent protests does not help the situation at hand's stand or power. Ignoring a faulty petition publication site, instituted by the Obama administration, does not mean he does not accept petitions. Find a better solution for providing them, and he will give the light of day. And finally, the press. How can he be infringing upon the press, when you can't scroll through a single website without seeing, "Is Trump a Good President? Click and Find Out!" Trump does not infringe upon anyone's first amendment rights, and you know it. You just refurgitate what others say.

im surprise we're not talking more about this

Wait until it's weaponized and they can teleport bombs to anywhere.

Key word is they, yea we're doomed.

One photon means we can only expect information being transported at higher speeds.

Tracy Campbell yeah I was like are we just going to gloss over that fucking revolutionary advancement?????? Think of all the products we'll be able to ship in seconds. Also addressing the doomsayers above me I'm sure they'll make a law against it just like bioweapons.

Michael Vaughan Wow. This is poetic.

David Jackson I agree with you. Or on second thought could it be all the days of the week? Because we can always use Some News.

Same.

If Cody did more of these, he might actually break.

I mean, it's not like there's not enough to say! :-)

Solution: Not just Cody. We need a whole news team. Cracked shall be reformed into a news network! We can call it the Cracked News Network, or CN- FUCK!

This needs to be their new slogan

*Who needs ~a dead meme~ covfefe

հokцƽ ρokus cracked.

Max Seman I'll stick to watching Cracked while drinking black coffee. I will not give up my coffee.

Well, I suppose now, unless you will never get tired of this channel's videos and don't require new ones, then no one. Or if you like this show just go to the channel "Some More News" which is Cody's new channel with this show. You're welcome

Well, you gotta work with what you've got. Although I'm not a fan of the Beam myself, I will at least toast with you. So.. here's to... any other fucking person in senate. Bottoms up!

another term with debbie stabenow makes me want to vomit.

You won't find any answers at the bottom of a bottle. But, you will forget the questions.

ce smith i think he would be better, he actually searched for the most intelligent and smart person in the planet to help him make the world better, that is better than searching for asskissers & other rich guys like trump does

ce smith well, the alternative universe showed in the film was indeed the only smart guy with common sense in the planet, thats why camacho searched for someone who whas exceptional in the IQ tests that they performed on the citizens, (that's not saying much, as everyone is a clinical idiot in the movie)

'Zuckerburg doesn't care about black people'

and Kanye cares about 1 black person...and his name is Kanye.

Please no!

Mavis, KZfaq for "brazilian candidates". The sad part of this story is that they are actual candidates.

Jeremy this is a deep cut that no one under 30 will get, but surely Alex the Kidd would be a more adaptable nomination?

Oh yes Trudeau helping to push Bills like C-16 are so "progressive". It's not going to be abused at all.

Hydrogen One C-16 is one page long. Read it. All it does is extend existing non-discrimination laws to transgendered people, so they can't be fired or denied housing because of that. So, yeah, information is nice. Go complain about fake news while spreading it.

hhiippiittyy, The document is supposed to be a virtuous and be a step forward. But heres the problem its the fact its one page ask yourself; Why is it one page, why is it so vague on how it all works? Answer: Its not finished The details that are missing will be added to the bill by the Justice Deparment, after it passes. Specifically the details on how it will it enforced, what different circumstances will be applied, and what about false claims. These are details that matter if you are applying laws on ones citizens. This document is going to be absused. www.parl.ca/DocumentViewer/en/42-1/bill/C-16/third-reading

compared to all the stupid shit that Trump is doing, if the worst you can say of Trudeau is C-16, you're not exactly making much of a case for yourself

Maybe you should get your eyes checked I said, "helping to push Bills like" you want to go over more. honestly I surprised more people dont criticize him. Bill C-89, This will allow government to remove children from homes if the parents do not respect the child's chosen gender identity. The measure repeals and replaces the Child and Family Services Act, which governs child protection services, as well as adoption and foster care services. Under the legislation, "gender identity" and "gender expression" are included as factors to be considered "in the best interests of the child." However, the religious faith in which the parents are raising the child is removed from consideration in assessing the child's bests interest. Problem,That is, these broad sweeping provisions in the legislation make every family vulnerable to the removal of their children from their home on the basis of the ambiguous provisions listed in the bill as defined by the government, especially by regulations, which require no public debate or approval by the legislature. www.ontla.on.ca/web/bills/bills_detail.do?locale=en&Intranet=&BillID=4479 Motion 103(being considered for a bill) calls on the government to "condemn Islamophobia and all forms of systemic racism and religious discrimination", asks the government to "recognize the need to quell the increasing public climate of hate and fear", and request for the "Commons heritage committee to study how the government could develop a government-wide approach to reducing or eliminating systemic racism and religious discrimination, including Islamophobia, and collect data to provide context for hate crime reports and to conduct needs assessments for impacted communities. Problem with this Canada already has discrimination laws its called 'Canadian Human Rights Act' and it covers Freedom of religion. Tarek Fatah disavowed this Motion for he left Pakistan to get away from these types of laws. Its a Regressive idea. Justin is also pushing a bill for his own use through parliament which would give him the right to only show up in parliament once a week. globalnews.ca/news/3326317/trudeau-should-only-be-in-question-period-once-a-week-report-says-no-tories-say/ If we want to talk about questable things Justin has stated A reporter asked the question, "Which nation, besides Canada, which nation's administration do you most admire, and why?" He answered, "You know, there's a level of of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green fastest . . . we need to start investing in solar.' I mean there is a flexibility that I know Stephen Harper must dream about of having a dictatorship that he can do everything he wanted that I find quite interesting." Source:www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/justin-trudeau-s-foolish-china-remarks-spark-anger-1.2421351 'Basic Dictatorship' okay seriously why does he praise dictators like Castro? The amazing thing about Justin is that his entire merit is based on the fact that he’s Pierre Trudeau’s son. People assumed Pierre was a good Prime Minister. Albertans that I have talked to, remember what a complete tool he was. "He rammed policies down the entire country’s throat and he spent so much of our money doing it, the loonie never really recovered" So to me he's just another rich guy profiting off his old man's fame.

Brandon Washa why am i laughing so hard at this what did you do to me help

Brandon Washa amen

Sure thing!, '' knocks down houses to build casino's'' deports homeless to mexico as a ''work force''

KamiKaze KupKaKe what do you propose? Confiscating private property?

I liked the couple stories I have heard around the country about the homeless getting tiny homes. 200 to 300 square ft homes, make a little community, add some free solar power, and really the only problem you may have is that the homeless may travel to your city to live. It would allow outreach programs to do the most good if they could travel to one place to find the majority of a city's homeless.

Nathan Christie ~ nice. Agreed.

Using Imminent Domain to pay for the housing at a fair market value than using said housing to house the poor. Given, that's a bad idea, but that's how it could/would be done. A better idea would be a project where you find qualified people and allow them to be stewards of homes that have been on the market for a long time. They would be responsible for maintenance until the home is sold, however they would have a free home. If having a person who's not acting crazy or what not keeps property values from dropping that person could even be paid some. Now the goal of this is to allow this person to get on their feet, so they could possibly make something of themselves. Especially if you made job training mandatory as part of the stewardship agreement. This way you have a homeless person matched with a home, learning job skills, keeping the property value in the area from dropping due to mass vacancies. A win win for all, as long as those who are homeless are properly vetted first.

Frydon97 except he blocks people he disagrees with on Twitter.

Frydon97 I was going to say the exact same thing lol. His answer would probably be something along the lines of "They can contact me on Twitter, okay. I love Twitter. Its a good site, one of the best, and you can do a lot of talking on it. I love talking. I love talking to people. I'm a man of the people and the people can talk to me on Twitter. Now add in an inappropriate amount of " okay" hand signals and a dead goose pretending to be hair and you can really picture it.

julianwelton holy shit yes that's him

Dee Elmore (Tips hat and walks off into the sunset)

hep the great during the British Industrial Revolution the employers who provided housing, schools and hospitals for their employees (and families) are now remembered as progressive heroes - some even insisted on a shutdown on the sabbath. True, there were some pretty shady motivations (allowing them to concentrate on productivity the other six days and their relationship with God) but it did lay the groundwork for modern corporate social responsibility and labour rights as we know it now.

Bendegúz Csóka as a vocalist I find the comparison reasonable

As a Manager I'm going to need that 10%.

As a rock, you've got to be kidding me.

As a redhead I'm offended he represents the colour orange.

+MillerCrosses LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Zuck that.

Hey hey, don't call my teleportation machine a fax!

More The 6th Day than Star Trek.

LucidCharade wait... we had fax machines during the civil war? That is incredible to think about.

Pokerface fucking nerd

Pokerface I'm pretty sure that's how Star trek's teleporters work

Russell Fast I say chaotic evil

Russell Fast Id say chaotic good

marko cinut oh dear

More like chaotic stupid.

By 3.5? Probably CE

Kevin Eschliman Yes!!!!

Kevin Eschliman Eagle?

Kevin Eschliman you can hate that lawyers and politicians are running for office, but they're the best people for crafting legislation.

Because the average citizen is "qualified" to run for office in the same way that a second grade class president is "qualified" to teach advanced particle physics.

Kevin Eschliman You had me at "for the people" but lost me at "by the people". Have you seen some, I mean, MOST of the people?

Fiaura The Tank Girl i find you in many difrent places i dont expect

Jimbo Nuetrin Maybe you should explain how it actually works instead of being condescending and merely presenting the illusion of your own knowledge. If you actually care about the inaccuracy, fix it

+Cody Johnston fair point tbh. The mistake I spotted was that he stated that the photon was teleported, when this is not how quantum teleportation works. Instead, the state of the photon in space matched with that of the photon it was entangled with on earth the instant that scientists changed the state of the photon on earth. To be clear, no matter or energy moves faster than the speed of light during quantum teleportation, only information regarding a particle. This explanation is better, but is still far less than perfect, and not intended to be used in a scientific setting. The concise explanations of quantum mechanics you hear often usually kept short at the expense of accuracy, and if anyone reading this has an interest in the subject, then I suggest you seek information about it from lectures given by quantum mechanics professors (many can be found online), and peer-reviewed published papers on quantum mechanics.

Ryan Stoll dude parody is more palatable than straight rage, even totally warranted rage. you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

He did both well for the first few episodes. I don't want mockery. I want information, and options.

Ryan Stoll You do remember what the Cracked website is ? It is obvious they're going to use humour, satyre or else... If you want serious try the Young Turks or Ring of Fire.

Same thing to you. He did both well for the first few episodes.

that's bs.

could you elaborate beyond "that's bs"? Perhaps put a little more thought into your answer. Thanks!