I object to comparing Trump to Julius Caesar. Julius Caesar had competence as both a military and political leader. Julius Caesar helped conquer many lands in service to Rome and achieved fame by crossing the Rubicon, something which was seen as an impossible feat and still deserves to be seen as one of those great feats in military history. Donald Trump, on the other hand, is a con man with numerous failed business ventures, one of which was a casino. I repeat, a casino. Donald Trump managed to go broke running a business that is basically "Give me money with very little expectation that you will get any return on your money." And yet we chose to give this idiot access to nuclear launch codes.

Love "a murder" of Senators.

I love this series, thank you for making Cody the anchor. His world weary voice and demeanor is just... perfect.

To this day Ted Cruz has never denied being the Zodiac killer. Speaks volumes.

These are way too short. It seriously sucks living in the alternate, dystopian timeline...

God damn I love this dude....."WTF IS THIS!!!!!" THAT DRAKE AND JoSH SHIT HAD ME WEAK.

I hope this becomes popular enough for president plump to gainsay it as 'fake news'.

Some News: Helping you cope with reality

So... can we now talk about publically funded elections so senators can stop being required, in order to be senators, to take rich people's bribes- i mean donations

Anyone else get super patriotic when they saw their country in the health care slide?

It's been so long since the last one I thought the US had ceased to exist.

Welcome to America. It's a clusterfuck.

a murder of senators is incorrect- a murder describes crows, and crows are smart, unlike republicans

I wonder how extreme the police have to get before people deal with the problem.

Waaaaaaitaminutehere. I'm starting to think that President guy isn't really qualified to be a President at all!

I love how you called GOP Senators "Crows" in a very sneaky way via the word "Murder"

The deadpan sarcasm and frustration is absolutely perfect.

Love this series just as much as I love After Hours.

Both of my Senators are Democrats who are very clearly opposed to this taxcut-murder-bill. Also, they've been trying to actually dig into the Senate's investigation of the Russian Interference/Collusion thing but getting blocked by complicit Republicans in Trump's pocket. So... that's frustrating as all hell. But for some reason people in other states keep on giving Republicans a pass on all the harmful or useless shit they do -- and all the _blatant_ lies they spin. What is wrong with all of you?! ...or did you even vote them in? Because after some things I've heard I can't rule out that Republicans have gotten their hands on hacking software security analysts have developed that can covertly alter vote tallies in those machines. And they might not even have to go that far. There's also the laws Reps pass in their districts/states to prevent as many non-republicans from voting as possible. I just don't know how we're supposed to pretend that we have a fair and functional government when one side is constantly cheating and quite possibly infringing on the constitution in order to maintain their grasp on power. Meanwhile, the other side is far too forgiving and lenient on the cheaters/potential-criminals every time they have a chance to mete out some sort of just consequences.

New top contender for "Best Satirical Letter Ever". Keep these episodes coming, you magnificent bastards!

6:33 last weeks episode and.... last weeks world.😂😂😂😂 well done.

"sincerely, Ted Cruz...." I about shit myself that was so funny

Anonymous Senator 2020 edit: ew. I hadn't realized it was Ted Cruz >

Thank you "Some News" for giving me life each week. 😀

Looked at the title, audibly said "WFT?"

this is balanced and fair

Phillandro Castile was gunned down for no reason. I watched the video closely, he followed the law to the letter and still died. That officer, whoever trained him, and whoever wrote the training procedures needs to be hauled in

"Sincerely, ted cruz"😂😂

Drake and Josh not being friends is very sad. Please don't trivialise it.

What is that desk made of?

The letter bit reminded me of that brilliant Mitchell & Webb sketch where 2 Nazis ask each other, "Are we the baddies?"

You make my shitty coffee really kinda O.K. Thanks, Cracked

"Sincerely Ted Cruze." LMFAO

Hey, Cracked, would you mind making a supercut of Some News at the end of the year? This year in Some News?

Love the cutting satire -- illustrates just how ridiculous this thing we call reality is💯

I love how every week he says "president trump" and then looks and says "that cant be right. of a country? ok.". It never gets old.

Not first but within top ten i can live with this

The ten leading causes of death in the US are as follows: • Heart disease: 614,348 • Cancer: 591,699 • Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 147,101 • *Accidents (unintentional injuries): 136,053* • Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 133,103 • Alzheimer's disease: 93,541 • Diabetes: 76,488 • Influenza and pneumonia: 55,227 • Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 48,146 • *Intentional self-harm (suicide): 42,773* National Center for Health Statistics As for the world specifics there seems to be some confusion in regards to suicide as prevention groups and Wikipedia both insist that it is the tenth leading cause of death globally.

The punchline and facial expression at the end was absolutely brilliant

This is better than major news outlets

This series is the best

Dear USA, you are shooting each other way too much. It's getting kinda embarrassing and old. How about a break, or just maybe stop for a little while?

I would give all the money in my checking account for that to be a real letter from a Republican Senator.

Reelection... Cracked, you got the jokes.

all i want is for the world to make some fucking sense ughh

Cody 20/20

Tasering a pregnant woman? Not a great idea. If a police officer can't handle a pregnant woman without resorting to excessive force, perhaps they shouldn't be a police officer anymore.

You got me with the very last line LMFAO

I'm not sure America can be called a Country anymore.

campaigning while already in office, SMH

I love how every episode he is slightly astonished about the identity of our "President"

I legit almost cried when I read Trump and reelection. This is never going to end.

Good, we have less than no money.

who are the five people that gave it thumbs down? I'll bet you a dollar they're over fifty-five and Republican

Health care is not a right, it's a service....that you should pay for.

"Getting sick can ruin a person's life...so can dying." lol

Can we stop equating health insurance with heath care. It's not the same.

I wait all week for this

Easily one of my new favorite weekly shows

Haha, "Impartial" you guys really got me!

"... and not having to walk very far to accept those [unconstitutional, illegal] gifts." I don't know why, but this made me guffaw so loudly!

it took me three rewinds of the first 30 seconds of this video to comprehend that Drake and Josh drama was still relevant to the world in some capacity

wow. this is way better than I thought it would be. amazing delivery.

The Ted joke at the end caught me off guard, I laughed so hard

I am still laughing! Hahaha

"gettig sick can ruin a person's life, so can dying" hahaha so true

This show is so good, better than anything from msm

That's America for you.

Josh not inviting Drake to his wedding aged so well

Perhaps with all that is happening The USA needs to drop the O from Country...

why cant i upvote this more

I did actually contact my senator after watching this video. Thank you Cody!

Sometimes i forget if i watched the "some news episode", but when the Trump is president running gag comes in i remember.

That was a truly EPIC rant. Hats off!

Love you, Craked and Some News.

Nice, she called cops on burglars, cops murdered her. Serve and protect! xD

Cody at 4:32 is pretty much most all of us after reading/watching the news.

He needs a show on Comedy Central! Hilarious!

Obsessive Pop Culture is great & After Hours is great but hot damn this series is exactly what I need each week to not feel fucking crazy in this world.

I cant listen past the first minute couse I cant stop laughing! :) WTF is this!? I ask myself the same veryday I open the news! I so get you dude! Hahahahahaha. Do more of that shit! You realy make me feel like I am not alone! Thanks to the crew that makes this show! Awsome! Best wishes from Slovenia!

Thank gadddd I live in Brunei which is a smol country that bans the selling and using of guns and also has the highest obesity rate in kids and adults in Asean :-)

lol at that first joke

this was well thought out and well delivered. It was funny and I particularly liked the two out of four presidents being accused rapists. Way to play Both Sides!

Finally. A reputable news source. Thank you.

The ending killed me.

I still like how he says "Of a country?!"

I was shocked at how good this is. Excellent work, Cracked staff!

I've actually called and made a bunch of friends and family call that number. America, we need to spread Some News because too many people don't know about what's really going on

This is definitely my favourite show on cracked

I am loving this series

The joke where Cody is surprised every time he learns Trump is president never gets old.

Cody you da best 😊

This is my favorite segment from Cracked. It's the news fed to me by someone who's reacting appropriately instead of like this is all par.

This was a great episode! Keep it up! Oh BTW Screw the GOP senators!

God I love this, it's like injecting reality straight into my veins lol

DO. NOT. EVER. TELL. A. COP. YOU. ARE. ARMED... EVAR! They can search you body if they are concerned. Never tell a stranger you are armed. Ever!

Did Cody just say we should switch to Singlepayer? I fucking love Cody

Most lawmakers are also lawyers, so I think it would be an "obfuscation" of senators?

Haha that ending, Teeeed!

That letter truly had me convinced it was legit at first. Never had I been more happy to be wrong.