My boyfriend walked in and asked me who I was watching on youtube. "Not my lover. Not my plaything. Just a poor, defenseless man."

Props to the lady for stepping up and taking care of Eric after he got mind crushed.

"You just met him a few minutes ago, you can't just jump to 'Chadster'." Actually, you can't ever jump to "Chadster".

I would watch a TV show where every character is Brutalmoose

RIP Chad "Chadster" Something 19?? - 19?? HE SORT OF MADE A MESS

Yeouch!

Ian... how do you even find games like this??

You know, Brutalmoose, I don't see enough people say this, but the quality of your videos is really incredible. If I had to rank KZfaqrs based on their humor, video pacing, overall quality, likability, and consistency in the quality of their content as well as how often they upload, I think you may just be the best out there. Looking at this video and a lot of your other videos, it's easy to see why. Your humor ranges from deadpan to cheesy puns to just plain weird, and I think all of your jokes land well, unlike a lot of other people out there. You're genuinely great to watch, too. You're relaxed, fun, while also giving a lot of great game analysis. It's refreshing, as so many KZfaqrs seem to rely too heavily on being angry/loud and obnoxious. Even just looking at your video intro you manage to set an appropriate mood, give us more knowledge of you as a person (which makes us more invested and interested in you), set us up to the game, and throw in a great joke. Basically this whole comment is a really really long way of me saying that you're the best, Brutalmoose. You make my life a little brighter (which goes a long ways right now) and you keep doing you.

I think the idea of having it branch out and looking at different views while everything runs simultaneously is a really cool idea. It's too bad that the storyline seems to be too confusing making it less worthwhile. I did look at a playthrough for the best ending quickly and noticed that depending on what you do, Eric says something different. For example, instead of "Chad made a mess" he says "Dead body, lots of blood. Your sister thinks I did it."

id pretend to be a psychic for 2 stacks of $5's.

Does this game remind anyone else of that show that ended last year, Psych? Both this game and the show revolved around psychics and main characters who use their special innate abilities to solve crimes. The difference is that Psych is about a cool guy that pretends to be psychic and this game is about a psychic guy who pretends to be cool.

This actually seems seriously technically impressive to me.

FMV is unquestionably the best game genre. Anyone who thinks otherwise is objectively wrong.

Ian: "Oh, I'm sorry,were you watching this video while EATING?" Me: *mouth full of burrito* Yes.

Forget Eric's lips, I don't know if it's just something about the footage, but his teeth look ridiculously gross

My cat woke up when he heard the cat meow

I had to use a walkthrough to finally get a good ending, and I've been playing it on and off for years LOL.

Those Danny Phantom references still make me smile years later. :P

Psychic Detectives Don't Wear Ties.

You know, bad endings for video games like the one that Brutalmoose got here really creeps me out; it's like that cutscene that plays when you quit the game after dying in Catherine. And while that means the cutscene did its job... I don't like getting creeped out like that. I guess what really gets to me is how I could have prevented it, but I wasn't able to. Maybe I shouldn't play Majora's Mask 3D after all.

Dat Danny Phantom reference tho

I have not braved such scenery

I never knew about the thousands of garbage games out there until I started listening to Brutal Moose. Now I understand that the world is a vast wasteland of bad video games!

GOD DAMN IT BRUTALMOOSE! I was eating my dinner while watching this... >.

This game does look kinda cool, it reminds me of Night Trap except more involved. Also and this is really random but god Ian how are you SO GOOD at compositing?! lol

well I'm not gonna get any sleep tonight

Danny Phantom reference? My respect for you has skyrocketed.

Sony having interactive movies and selling them as games since the PS1 I see.

You know... surprisingly enough, this 'game' actually looks rather interesting and I wouldn't mind trying it out. Or at least seeing if I can find all the footage of it, since I no longer have a PS1 laying around... and I doubt I'd have any luck finding this thing anywhere. And I doubt the PC version could possibly be run on modern PCs, unless they have it floating around somewhere on GOG.

You get points for the Danny Phantom reference. It made me smile. Thanks for that, man.

"Are there really ghosts among us" HHAHAHAHA HE SAID IT

For some reason, the "sorta made a mess" line brings me to tears every time.

I've seen such bravery and it's a man who now mostly does TV dinner reviews in the future.

This is actually a cool concept wrapped in a really, really, cheesy execution.

I figured out the Black Diamond thing...well, mostly. The pieces are objects you have read psychically or people you have mindjacked. The outcome depends on the pieces left on the board. A video stand off between the bald man and Eric also plays depending upon which of the pieces you put on each other.

I had this game and had some fun with it. But for the game to make sense, I would advise to make the first playthrough without switching between consciousnesses, and watch the full story through Eric's eyes. So that you know what he is normally doing during the scenes. Then you can switch and understand better what's going on. And it becomes really interesting when you get that sometime you have to jump from people to people to get to someone specific (as you can only jump to the consciousness of someone you are seeing at the time). But the first time I tried it, I jumped all over the place and didn't get anything. And finally, for the last puzzle, I had to check a walkthrough because it's very hard to understand and you have almost no place for error in it. But I was pleased to see you review it, and that you didn't bash it :)

7:06 ERIC HEARS THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD, THEY GOT TO HIM, THEY UNDERSTAND, THEY TALK TO HIM!!! Get that reference, and you get a cookie.

Out of all of your videos, I keep coming back to this one and the game show one. When Eric's face does the funhouse mirror thing in the beginning I feel like he briefly turns into Benedict Cumberbatch.

This is only my second Brutalmoose video, but I'm already in love.

The 80s/90s were WEIRD in terms of games O_O I kind of miss that...

Uploaded on my Birthday! :D Thanks for the awesome present, Ian! ^-^

this whole video confused me. I feel like my brain got flushed down the toilet.

The multiple perspective mechanic would have been just awesome in Psychonauts. I mean the game is great already, but that mechanic would have been cool if the NPCs actually spoke to each other.

I laughed my ass off when he said, "Chad sort of made a mess,"

That moment when BrutalMoose finally uploads a video...

Go back to the first disk,to start the ending? Why not use that space for the second chapter and remove an unnecessary disk swap.

7:45 "Where is the... Euro - Trash?" Lmao damn grandma

"Shaking like a mail order bride on delivery day." Writing gold.

A mail order bride on delivery day? with this kind of comedy gold I really have no idea how I haven't heard of this game before. I'm lying of course.

"My father just killed himself." "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!"

"im sorry were you watching this video while eating? Here's a disgusting foot" Strange i was eating my own foot

Coming back to this video because Jerma played this game. It brought back some good classic memories.

My god Ian, where do you find these games?

Thank god he uploaded! I've been bored senseless all day ;-;

The entire concept of replaying the game to glean more information by making different choices, and seeing multiple endings to piece together the full scope of the game, was done MUCH, MUCH better years later, by 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. (Also known as Zero Time Escape.) That game is a masterpiece.

I’ve watched this video probably more than half a dozen times. This is my favorite era of brutal moose ♥️

Was anyone else staring at this the entire time? puu.sh/gweSR/71e1905584.jpg

When my neighbor passed out they sent a firetruck, an ambulance and 2 police cars. *1 guy dies and they send 1 police car* lol

This channel is super under-rated! Keep up the good work!

I used to get excited when I saw a new brutalmoose video, now...I get freakin pumped. Keep it up moose, you're quickly climbing my list of favorite youtubers

Okay, the screaming is like cutscenes of Bad Milk.

I thought the dude with the goatee was Ben Kingsley

This was the first Brutal Moose video I stumbled on. Its been over five years... feels just like yesterday.

This is the second video I've seen of yours that includes the words Granny Groping in the same sentence.

Silly chadster! Always lying around! Great video, Ian, as always!

imagine walking in on your kid playing this back in the day

Thanks so much for showing this game, I never would have discovered this otherwise. I LOVE this game, you have to put in some serious time to figure out the story but it is super fun once you do!

That cat part caused my cat to flip the fuck out. Amazing.

0:33 amogus

WHO TURNED OFF THE SKY SOMEBODY TURN ON THE SKY AGAIN

Ian, you have an amazing talent of making videos. Hilarious, and very well played out! Keep it up!

One day there will be a time were Ian DOES see such bravery.

There should be a crossover of this game with Bad Milk. Both make about as much sense.

…I actually WAS eating while I was watching this video… Alright, crazy-down time: Which contains more insanity, this game or Bad Milk? GO!

"i was shaking like a mail order bride" are we just gonna ignore that

I feel like this is one of the best videos you've ever made, Ian. The humour is great and very well spread out, I have a problem with videos like yours and Caddicarus's in the sense that you can rely too much information for a long period of time at any given time and it makes me lose concentration and interest. This certainly kept me entertained much more than most of the videos i've seen on your channel (My personal favourite is prison tycoon) and i really liked this. I dunno if you changed things, or i'm just too dense to get the jokes usually but keep this up!

You have a fondness for doing videos on FMV games, don't you?

I totally ship Guy 1 and Guy 3.

This might be my favorite video you've ever done. I was dying laughing pretty much through the entire video.

what a gift KZfaq is. it's helped me with my anxiety .

I can't tell if this game is awful... or amazing

This is some Bad Milk level shit, Moose. I love it.

"Jump to Chadster"? I think smacking him was farther than that 😂

You sold me with the intro.

wow ghost trick 2 looks great *sobs*

I gotta say that was brutal, moose.

Omgoshhhh this made me cry. Gosh u crack me up. Best youtube channel

Moose, when you upload a new video, it just makes my day. Stay funny and never stop uploading. :)

So it's what nighttrap wanted to be, whereas it was actually impossible to follow through multiple playthroughs. Yk, kudos despite the b-movie plot (which I see as a win).

I've gotta stop watching these videos late at night before bed, because then I wake up wondering if it was a dream or not.

Old AF thread but we used to play the shit out of this in college back in '97, usually getting one of the bad endings, but one time I got the Grand Slam. Basically, you need to psych pirate around to find the right objects to use clairvoyance on -find Max/enemy's shit/memories and use them against him, for example. Stay away from your shitty memories and shitty characters -they will give you shitty game pieces during Black Diamond. In essence, you need to play detective enough to find/make the best pieces in the game for yourself (and leave the shittiest ones for Max) and use the strong memories to trounce him. The session where I was able to save the old lady made her a powerful game piece, for example.

I just finished playing Hotline Miami 2 and I can safely say that this game disturbed me far more than Hotline.

Eric looks like a love child between Jim Carey and Kevin bacon

Recognized the main character, Eric, as Doc from “The Heart, She Holler”. From detective to rural doc. Such a versatile actor.

This and TLC is awesome. I wish you did more segments on FMV games such as Byzantine: The Betrayal, Spycraft: The Great Game, SWAT, Tex Murphy, Harvester... love FMV games. Thank you for making these vids. :)

I would like this twice just for the Danny Phantom reference if I could.

It's like Night Trap, only more pretentious

I did happen to be watching this while eating, but I finished, walked away and resumed the video right at the foot part

You know what brutal you may have only 100,000 subs but your videos are truly funny and as long as you try you'll someday get to the top. Cause your videos are truly amazing and have a lot of sprit even thought your face lacks emotion sometimes lol. So you keep doin what you do man!

13:30 Oh, I didn't know Danny DeVito was in this.