If that person got a therapy dog, the therapy dog will need another therapy dog.

I was approached by an old woman wanting a therapy dog (I breed purebred Alaskan Malamutes specifically for Service/Therapy, originally for our Military). She talks me down to half the price, then proceeded to get double the amount via GoFundMe...then gets the dog home and is unhappy--not sure how a "dog trainer" cannot handle a youngster, but fine. She asked for AKC papers (which were NOT part of the deal at half price), wanted her money back, wanted another pup and so forth...basically trashed me all over social media, etc. Come to find she does this every January. Gets a new therapy dog at half price or free, scams people into money for said dog and pockets the extra $1k...then flips the dog with papers, and gets another dog. It's every January, so I felt it was IRS related. You can claim the Therapy dog costs on your taxes. So. I sent that disgusting harpy to jail for Tax Fraud.

Whoever gave that woman the Animal Shelter address, deserves a cookie.

If someone says they hope you're found dead somewhere, that could be construed as a threat. I'd be petty and report it to police

$25,000 for a wedding!? We were fortunate to be able to spend $3k on ours. My brides father actually offered me the cash up front if my bride and I eloped. He didn't want to have to wear a tuxedo.

“Wanted, actual certified human slave” Sorry r/slash, but even slaves were fed by there their masters. That posting was worse.

I feel like he’s having too much fun doing the Karen voice

In first grade, I made this art project that I was really proud of, and suddenly it disappeared, so I asked the art teacher where it went and I tell her what it looks like, she then proceeds to take out MY art project with ANOTHER KID’S name on it. Apparently, she had asked if it was his and he had told them it was his, and then proceeded to scratch off my initials and then put his initials into the clay. He knew the art project was mine since he came and told me it was good.

Agent:Give me your house for free because muh constitution Op: Octopus

That legal document reads like a Sovereign Citizen handpicked a good amount of expired laws and thought "YEAH, Why not!?"

I feel so bad cause one of my mom's friend's name is Karen and she is the most NON-Karen I have ever met. So sweet, no trouble ever, never wants to cause a scene. Kinda hilarious but tough name now lol

That poor kid. I feel bad for him. Not because he didn't get a gift, but because his mom is RUINING him.

I watched 4 full ads. Therefore you should give me 50% of what this video makes.

"I DEMAND that YOU give ME the rights to your channel or else I will call the police." - A Crazy Karen On KZfaq

I hope that lady who tried to take that guy' s house got put in jail for fraud, trespassing, and more!

If rSlash ever turned Karen, he'd be unstoppable. The knowledge he's accrued through his time studying Karens will have imparted immeasurable amounts of power on him

Someone should accept the wedding photographer job. Turn up, use their phone camera, then send the CB a few blurry unedited pictures. Thats the quality she deserves

I wish we could get updates. The story with home takeover. Hope homeowner suied the scammer for damages of locks and gates and charged her with breaking an entrance to a private property or smth like that.

"This document is signed with a bloody fingerprint" well yeah, ya gotta be careful, anyone can just forge your signature.....

"I, a Moorish national ..." Oh, geez, you have a sovereign citizen on your hands.

Good lord whats with people and expensive weddings? Like just kiss and call it a day

Excuse me rSlash? I got an A- in my English test, I DESERVE your channel. With the following demands; •Your channel •15k •Your house and your car. I am not asking I am DeManDiNG iT. -Karen 😂😂

"Kitchen just to eat and worm the food." Yeah, sounds about right for that person.

That guy: giving a gift for his mom in public. That cb: Playing Russian Anthem

I'm confused. I did what you said and hit the subscribe button, but that unsubscribed me? Now I have no purpose in life.

1) Having been married already, I know roughly what wedding photography COSTS, and it's nowhere close to free, even for my small, Midwest town area. 2) Someone get that man a bra for his moobs! I think he's so cranky because he's lacking the support he so desperately needs!

Someone: *owns a house* EP: H I P P I T Y - H O P P I T Y Your house is now my property!

R/entitled parents x r/choosing beggars. The greatest crossover since endgame.

7:40. . . If I got such a document as that, claiming that the person now owns MY house, I would make the matter something for my Adjusters to deal with Who are my "Adjusters:?. . . . . . Smith & Wesson. .

...has rSlash never heard of sovereign citizens? Because that Moorish Nation lady sounds like a sovereign citizen.

I’m literally just waiting for a time when someone walks in to a hair salon and then seeing someone’s hair being cut and then they screaming “HEY THAT’S ILLEGAL, HAIR HAS FEELINGS TOO!!!!”

The story involving the house sounds a lot like a Squatter and if you dig up videos of these guys, they think if they sweep in and take a property and hold onto it long enough that it will end up as their property. They do this with people that are on vacation, renting out a room, in any sort of military service, elderly, foreclosures, and houses for sale. They try to sit there and occupy the house even if all utilities aren't working -- it's actually a really interesting scam. But when this homeowner mentioned Moorish citizen, this sounds like someone who believes in the Sovereign Citizen bullshit, which is basically a little subset of people that believe government laws don't apply to them. That's the TL;DR version of it because there are even tiny branches of that subsets like folks believe that the Articles of Confederation are the true foundation of the US government. And, of course, it's not mutually exclusive to the US, there are videos of folks from Canada pulling this crap. I love your videos, rSlash, but I kind of wish you left the link to the original post. With the cost of housing and empty houses out there, the whole Squatter's Rights thing is an important scam to be aware of. You cannot arrest these folks -- they're considered tenants in a sense in a lot of states so a lot of the homeowners actually have to go through *court eviction orders* to get these people to leave. A lot of people have fallen victim to it, lot of them elderly or innocent people that attempt to rent a house that's actually not even up for rent. Anyway, stay alert, guys.

Hipty hopity the constitution is important *so give me your property*

0:37 Lol. That job posting is literally illegal; you can't just not pay someone; there's this little thing called minimum wage. Plus, it's common courtesy to feed your photographer... not to mention that bringing their own food/drinks, plus spending time they could use for another client, for free... is basically you making them pay you to work for them. with no breaks. For an entire wedding. 1:15 Jesus also said to love thy neighbor as thyself (Which is essentially just the golden rule of "treat other people how you want to be treated". Plus, I don't think Jesus ever specifically mentioned helping the elderly. Plus, not everyone is a christian, and may not follow Jesus' teachings... Like this woman, for example! 5:35 According to Wikipedia, this group is a bunch of African Americans who believe that all African Americans are decended from the Moabites. Surprisingly, they started out legit, though things went downhill after around 1929. In the 21st century, there have been more and more people claiming to be from the movement filing false legal documents; including liens, deeds, and property claims. The Moorish Science Temple has disavowed these people. Also, this lady is basically demanding that the house be cleaned and prettied up before being given to her, in a legal document that is utterly bull crap. Let's hope she sues, so the judge can rip her a new one.The real kicker? She's claiming that her rights here are protected by article 6... Which basically says "the US will honor it's prior debts, The constitution is the highest law in the land, Members of state legislature (as well as all executive and judicial officers) are bound by an Oath or affirmation, and no religious tests will be required to qualify for any public office." NONE OF THAT IS PROPERTY LAW. (Plus, the article is clearly fake legalese; no legal documents are written like that.) 7:41 That's not blood. I've had chronic nosebleeds for years, so I know what blood looks like (wet OR dry), and I guarantee that that isn't blood; when wet, it's a deeper crimson, when dry it's a really dark (almost black) red. Also, blood tends to soak into things really well (due to being mostly water), so it would have left a smear, not a fingerprint. 16:12 Threats of violence are *not* protected by the 1st amendment. Someone could call the cops on this guy; they'd just need to explain that his threats made them feel unsafe.

Ah, sovereign citizens, they're always so entertaining. 😂

"Why are you such a recluse?" "Because assault and murder are illegal." *Shares video*

I demand you do a face reveal at 1 million subs!

kitch·en /ˈkiCH(ə)n/ noun 1. a room or area where food is prepared and cooked.

I love how Karen's blame their horrible parenting on other people, as I latina I know the power of the chancla when I misbehave.

This Moorish National is the single most insane one of these yet 😄

The Constitution is the most important document in the US. *tHaT mEaNs ThAt YoUr HoUsE BeLoNgS tO mE!!!!!*

0:07 “crazy lady claims that she owns your house” that sounds like a good asmr idea

Your "entitled" voice absolutely cracks me up. As I sit in my NOT house that article 6 says I can have, watching on my 70" TV that target had to give me because I once shopped at a target in Missouri and I live in Illinois. Life is good.

When a girl says you can't hit her because she's a female equal rights equal fights

>already subscribed >malicious compliance ensuses >hits that subsribe(d) button

That Moorish thing - seems like a Sovereign Citizen Group. I have seen some videos of what people like them are like and they are quite... interesting

“A. They’re part of an MLM and they want you to join Or B. They want something ridiculous” So basically they want something ridiculous

5:25 dear lord it’s a sovereign citizen 😰 we get those at the courthouse. They sign in red ink and with a red ink fingerprint cause if the signature is any other way it’s from the “entity” that the government owns or something 🙄

You know it's not an old lady when she writes "gr8" and not "great".

pfft as a moorish national I stand on Article 6 of the constitution and demand full custody of yugo

**is in court** “Ma’am, we have overwhelming evidence that you murdered this man. What do you have to say for yourself?” “Actually, I don’t believe in the government!” _Checkmate achieved_

There should be an exam or something before someone is legally allowed to have children.

I feel like the "Give my child your present" one belonged on r/entitledparents.

This is why Marx wanted to abolish private property.

“Rooster sucking greedy grunt” is my favourite quote

These people are completely nuts.

re: wedding photographer -- I wonder how many people kept reading past the "free" part.

8:44 *"Rooster Sucking Greedy Jerk"* I'm Dead XD

Ok I just wanted to say that I *LOVE* this channel. The voice is so calming to listen to while I work while and also listening to people being absolutely destroyed.

That first one, I would have responded like, gotcha, got 15 years experience, can do. Brings my phone as a camera, shows up in a swimsuit and a tank top, brings a bbq pit and an ice chest of beer and some weed. Winds up smoking through the wedding getting blazed and half of the photos have my thumb in it.

R/Slash deserves a diamond play button in my opinion.

Wait, why didn't the cops arrest the house scammer for forgery and vandalism?

"Moorish National" Oh no, it's a sovereign citizen!

0:35 I just wanna know how this lady expected the photographer to eat the food and drink they bring if they don't get a break

Entitled Baby is born. People:Hooray! Baby: Hippity Hoppity *The world is now my property* Entitled Mom:Her first words!😍😍😍

Incoming “I demand your channel because of the Constitution”

"my domicile" haha I think she just watched Legally Blonde and thought it would really work! 😂😂

I love the karen voice,sound so much like some person who would do something REALLY annoying

Sovereign citizens are so silly, when I want to install myself in someone else's home, I just ask for the WiFi password. Beep boop.

OMG yes a sovereign citizen post! I was hoping that was going to appear sometime here on the channel XD Oh thank you to the OP who posted that!

"Now he's crying because he didn't get anything!" "And who's fault is that, ma'am?"

Squatting laws are absolutely crazy. I watched a video about this lady whom bought a home. She noticed that one of the rooms was locked only to find out someone was living there. The police wouldn't help her as the squatter was using it as her residence. She had to go through the courts and do the whole eviction process which cost her money and time. I'm pretty sure a crowbar and a handgun would have saved her a lot of time.

My old best friend (insert name that starts with a J) got kicked out of the apartment for “COOKING”

Me: playing my Xbox* Ef (entitled friend): can I have that Me: have what? Ef: that Xbox Me: no it cost me 300$ Ef: but I NeEeEeEeEd iIiIiIt!?!?!?!!!!

That first person is better off without the whole entire internet.

The lady who demanded the house back should've said "Knock knock" "Whose there?" "Jimmy" "Jimmy who?" "JIMMY BACK MY HOUSE PLANKTON"

Karen: "HOW DARE YOU LAY A HAND ON A WOMAN!!!" Me: wait you're a woman? I just thought you're a man in drag.

Me: My house? Hipster: mah house? Homeless person: House? Seagull: MINE? Demon parent: yes, yes yes and no.

The Therapy Dog Post: Here's the best part. This CB wants a SERVICE dog (assists people with physical and/or mental disabilities/limitations - i.e. guide dogs are a type of service dog). Instead, she _asked_ for a therapy dog. As a dog trainer, I would have loved to bring her a trained & certified chocolate lab therapy dog to the retirement home that the therapy dog would be working at then watch her get confused as all the elderly people pet him followed by me _and_ the dog leaving. The therapy dog would be doing what therapy dogs do, just like entitled, ignorant old ladies (CB) do what entitled, ignorant old ladies do.

I love the story about the child screaming about opening OP’s mom’s gifts. They said they just tuned out the child, I do that all the time at work. I work at a movie theater, so there’s almost always some child screaming or being loud, and I’ve just tuned it out at this point lmao

No one: Literally not a single soul: Not even karens: Choosing beggars: *hippity hopitty your house is now my property*

OP: this is my home Communist Lady: *our home**

Ever since i found your channel that voice is pretty much all i hear when customers in the wrong complain to me. Your awesome man keep up the good work.

Holy cow!!! The first story made my day. LOL!!! That person who posted the address was a genius. Good her sorry @$$.

Rslash: THAT HE MENT TO- food ad: D E L I C I O U S A N D C R I S P Y

_your house belongs to me_ Me: _starts making threats about my lawyers_

I'm a new fan I'm floored to hear some of these stories. I swear it's hard to hear some of these without thinking "this has got to be a joke".

I’m addicted to these videos I listen to the podcast for 8 hours while I’m working and watch these for hours before I work and when I get home they are the best

That Lady looking for a photographer will never find someone to help Her because Her requirements are absolutely ridiculous 😂😂😂 Edit: Boi how did this get so many likes. Thanks a lot I guess 😂❤️❤️

•Demands thing for free •Blames you for nothing •Steels Might be a EM or a Karen Or both

I simply "crack up" when I listen to you read from the " intitled" perspective !! This is harlarious, subbed .

The wedding photographer stipulations; I couldn't get past the first one, work for free! 🤣

Definition of Kitchen: a room or area where food is prepared and cooked.

Only$75 for 5 photos? Who and where is that photog located?

I cant even imagine someones child crying because a group of people that they dont even know are open gifts. Clearly, the parents have been giving him way too much for way too long.

I just realized that the birthday Karen told her brat to start screaming and keep screaming no matter what until SHE had grabbed whatever it was that SHE saw that SHE wanted from their table. She clearly saw something of value *to her* and tried to use her kid as the scapegoat to steal it from them. Unbelievable. She probably dug her nails into the kid until he could conjure up some actual tears to make sure it worked to her satisfaction.

5:26 *sees 'Moorish' on top of document* oh god... Sovereign Citizen.

I don't like the government buuuut THE CONSTITUTION IS VERY IMPORTANT

Omg! It was too much at the end when he said, in his most Karen-y voice "I demand you hit the subscribe button, I work hard on these videos and I *DESERVE* a Gold Play button" omg! I IMMEDIATELY SUBSCRIBED!!!🤣🤣🤣👍

You are my hero.... I hope some day people recognize you efforts to entertain all of humanity with these choosingbeggars stories!!! i really like the voice you make when reading those bizarre comments and imitate karens'