That was the most chaotic and hilarious intro to any Emkay episode that has ever existed.

Evil emkay be like: There are no fanarts

Im honestly scared of Nicocado. Thanks to a man with a glorious beard ive witnessed nico here shit so hard he broke his ribs, declare that he identifies as skinny, visit a doctor and say the scales all lie, then go home and order two giant pizzas to help him go to sleep. Nico is going to collapse like a neutron star and become a black hole.

"Who the f*** stil has a disc tray?" I do. It doesn't see tons of use, but it is very helpful for my classic computer hobby.

Few seconds in and I'm already smiling

the funniest part about this video is the censor sound, i love how he just goes OOO

6:39 "My great grandfather's firewood was stolen on a regular basis, so he drilled a large hole in a piece. Then, he filled the hole with gunpowder and plugged it before leaving the wood in the pine closet near the road. That winter, someone's home exploded and his firewood never went missing again. It's hypothetical, of course..."

I was going to yell "COCAINE" on that intro one, but then he read 'grampa' and i stood there giggling by myself

I knew the Vatican is secretly unholy after dark but it is nice to know they play teenaged appropriate games.

3:32 I had to explain the difference to my family... Here's how I did it. Giving the toilet paper a beard is awesome.... Giving the toilet paper a mullet, that's cruel.

The fact that he is censoring with Goofy singing Wake me up inside is killing me 🤣

Tbh we should really be grateful that people like nik exist, because if a zombie apoclyspe ever happens we now have food for like 2 weeks

What's coming after Halloween? Somebody: "Yeah, we know" Someone ruined in: "Nonstop Nut November, you can't fail this event"

2:55 I like to put crush up two bricks of ramen and cook them in my rice cooker. It's also good to throw in a large can of chicken for the chicken flavor, or a can of French onion soup for the beef flavor.

0:01 cocaine

0:33 they said WRONG answers

"Grandpa" o-o

Thank you for welcoming me, robin :)

This video is basically Robin not getting the joke

2:23 Considering that it bears an almost uncanny resemblance to Azura’s Star from Skyrim, I am definitely convinced that it does indeed collect souls.

For the toilet paper, having it against the wall keeps cats from unrolling it as much.

yes

2:48 Raw ramen noodles are surprisingly good actually. Just like Cap'n Crunch on cheese pizza. I'm not joking about either of these.

0:22 Holy crap! I had a dream last night where Kung fu panda 4 came out and they met the human world. This... this is extra cursed now.

That transition at 2:40 was too perfect.

7:50 we can, i forgot how i found that out but yeah they fall out honestly im glad they do because your living ball juice would die of heat if they stayed inside

It’s an honor that a comment from my second account made it into an Emkay video what a pleasent surprise. Have a nice day!

4:08 i agree with you. why does it have to be some stupid tradition?

Love the emkay team massive support from me ig . Again love the videos

Oh boy, here we go again

Why do people not like raw ramen? Crush it up, mix it up with the flavoring, then you have a childhood snack.

I love how Robin has just had it with this subreddit

“What item is this? Wrong answers only” Opium

I can confirm that people eating the noodle raw in VietNam is very common, and we also consider it as a snack. I will be back with more disturbing facts.

7:05 _You then recognize the bodies in the water_

Hey Emkay, I’ve been struggling with severe depression and your videos always cheer me up, thanks!

2:16. Oh, Japan would love that pumpkin. Mostly for something going into girls mouths.

Imagine actually caring about NNN, couldn’t be me

2:02 the guy who made the lamb sauce account sits behind me in class.. no joke he showed me the account and that he could edit the comment

“Nut Sack Cat” -Robin

I thought the first one was gonna be "coke," but the real answer made me spit out my drink

3:49 well it's saucy, it's creamy, little white... tadpoles swim in it. it's *Scrumptious.*

"who has a disc tray still" me, who watches movies and plays old cd games: *sweating nervously*

1:52 trust me, knowing middle schoolers, that probably happened

The FanArt was epic!

7:45 that sounds more painful than sitting cross-legged then hearing a pop sound from down below.

0:45 Hits hard because there was an accident a few years ago in the Dutch town of Oss where 4 young kids were killed by an upcoming train

guys dont worry, the only reason robin had such salty remarks this video, is because he failed NNN.

8:02 was a good one.

8:55 INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR XD

"Nearest red object" Me, in a red car: *oh Neptune*

Robin has the uncanny ability to suck the joy right out of these videos.

3:16 people who don't know People who know

Robin, I don't think you understand just how screwed up public schools are. Both my parents were teachers at multiple public highschools for a solid 10+ years (my mom taught highschool biology and my dad taught highschool chemistry) They have some absolutely insane stories of what their kids would do. One story, my dad had a group of girls in his class who pulled out their bloody tampons and tossed them up to the ceiling to see if they would stick. He said it was a disturbing surprise to see how well the tampons did in fact stick to the ceiling. He lectured them to not to do it again or else he'd send them to the principal. The next month, they did it again. The other horror story was from my mom: she was pregnant with me at the time when she was teaching, and one of her students came in to her classroom in between class periods to "talk". The next thing she knew, he pulled out a knife and came at her saying "I'm gonna kill you and cut that baby out of your stomach!" Thankfully, the football players she was teaching were walking on the way to her classroom and saw what was going on/heard my mom scream for help and tackled the kid until security was able to haul him away. I don't know what happened to him, but I know he wasn't arrested because the school wanted to act like it never happened. They have a plethora of horror stories like these, so everytime I read a story like "My highschool classmate intentionally peed in the middle of class" I think to myself "Yeah, seems about right."

Robin sounds really hostile today lol

4:35 Jokes on you , i don't have a PC !

4:20 seconds in, is when the narrator gets tired of this one

Emkay: WAIT DONT- Time traveler kicks rock Emnah: hello there

3:09 that fucking broke me. I fucking LOVE old paintings because of shit like this

The 'ooooo' at the swearing is a little too funny at 1am

This video is so funny to the point where I spat out my drink in laughter.

2:49 Nah man everyone would eat that when fighting an undead wizard for a long time who has, for the time being, decided to spare you in combat. Anyone who doesn't will probably die.

BRO THAT LAST ONE GOT ME ROLLING LMAO

With the ramen one, the only time I eat it uncooked from the package is when I go to my friends house and they have top ramen, it always tastes different for some odd reason, I tried the ramen at my house uncooked and it tasted weird, but I like it at her house, idk it’s weird, and I’m weird

First one just had me smiling like a lunatic

I need to watch this before i submit my homework.

the nearest red thing to me is a metre long 1/3 metre wide window seat cushion i think i can squeeze it in

THESE CENSORS GIVE ME LIFE PLEASE NEVER CHANGE THEM

Hold on, this is the first ever "R/CursedComments" that i saw that didn't talk about Hitler or the Nazis 2021 is a strange year

yknow i found some weird salt in my living room and it tastes funny

5:22 Doctor: so tell me why you shoved a BACKPACK UP WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

1:16 me who's a Jewish boy tryna figure out where to gatekeep my luggage...

Just started looking at this chanel yesterday. I already know all the names of "narrators" by their voice.

That item is Asacoco.

Robin calling God they instead of he makes me unreasonably happy

The first one had me thinking "DarkSydePhil playing a fighting game".

6:37 The english is not that bad... Some people aren't native speakers but still trying their best. The word "piece" is still recognizable even when the letter e is missing. Idk man, maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but whenever I see broken english I think "Aw, they're trying their best!" instead of "oH My GoD iT's sO BaD I caN't EveN ReAd iT!"

"They all taste the same in the end" People thought sex but it wasnt...

"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE?? Holy crap people need to learn how to type, we're moving on." people who don't natively speak english:

"i have lots of fun memories of playing halo 2 and getting told that my mom was being *literally goes to heaven* by the whole lobby."

Not sure if r/Cursecomments got worse or if we just got jaded by all the posts we've read over time, but I honestly think r/Cursed_Images can hold up better.

I honestly sometimes eat raw instant noodles the reason i stopped because my parents made me stop eating them raw

Mixing the ramen and the seasoning when you mix it raw is actually quite nice like a little snack

I like how every curse is just replaced with “ Oooooo”

Hahaha just watched reverse numbers trick- Thank you for blessing my mind from the cursedness of the Math

5:25 oh god the nearest red object to me is a fucking gas canister

Robin: *Swears* The censorship: *BOOOO*

5:25 ... a _a whole family-sized box of cheezits_

Robin, My Man, I love you and all. But NNN is a trial for the ones who need to become stronger

Robin is so finna woke that he’s gatekeeping not having a disc tray.

6:31 my grandfather didn't have anything stolen but he was scared of someone breaking into his store house so he placed bear trap at the entrance.

'by folding' i can confirm this is true

1:01 Step sister, right, right?

I think you've gotta let the cursedcomments charge for a bit more before coming back

Do you have a cat? Then it's A. Cats single handedly tripled my toilet paper costs until I could move the litter box into another room.

I legit chocked on what i was eating when I heard "nutsack cat" I almost died but nutsack cat was worth it

Gotta agree, this was pretty tame compared to other cursed comments. Still a good episode 👌

6:19 Someone repeatedly stole u/Apprehensive-Heat-2's grandfather's firewood, so their grandfather drilled a hole in one of the pieces and filled it with gunpowder. Once that piece was stolen and used, the gunpowder caused an explosion because it was pressurized. The explosion spread to the house, and because the thief went through that, they decided to stop. And then, on the very next post, Robin says "sound of gentle waterfall."

Robin's out here refusing to read a paragraph if it has more than two grammatical errors in it. We're on the internet. Nobody types "normally."

First one: Its the heap of fentanyl i am about to mix with 2 kilos of heroin.